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my goofy ahh got a cold yesterday and missed the weekly extracurricular activities
totally wont effect my chance to university in a couple years
why don't you sleep
i find it hard to wake up
2 hours of sleep and ill be dead likea rock
Hi Evan
2 hours
it's better to find it hard to wake up in the long run
like
much better
anyway i guess ill try to take a nap rn
keep music talk in the music channel lmao
Not here, not #rubbish-bin. #songs-n-music please
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so real but do you know that
no
Just realized that honkai playable chara looks buffed than genshin
My first acc got Region locked by my own internet provider
gepaed
Ye
that clothing really looks over the top
meh
I got old gramps instead of other 5 star
it's kinda too stylish and stuff for me lmao
For some people this game is something out of the normal thing hoyoverse would do lol
π€£
And also
Fontaine inside the water?
I thought Genshin Chara couldn't swim more than 5 second
I heard that char would be able to dive in the water
I guess it's better to move to #games
Yeah
Hello bunny
Doesnt today is a holiday for some Asian nation
hi snow, kalih
it's for your own good
wy would it be?
oh
we dont celebrate it, its not a public holiday
we have normal classes and exams
depending on what we study
i have normal class
2 hours of slep π
i basically said nope to the uniform i actually have to wear. Im wearing our sport uniform, cant deal with the official uniform this early in the morning
i mean i would but im tooo tired for that
Sorry if I were to ask but what religious day?
Oh nvm I looked at the calendar and it's ascension day according to it
Yep
But like it's not a celebrated holiday at least here
I wanted to go to Chinatown today
Realizing they closed
Because they go to the church
i feel so tired
Filipino?
Indonesia
Ahh okay
Today im gonna Stick with canned pasta
hello
Why not sleep?
best part is principal cant stop me from wearing this unifrm today cause the students who have their rehearsals will wear it too
i did sleep
but weve just had soooo many rehearsals and attendingg a 5 hour ceremony is exhausting
i havent had much sleep over the past week, its usually 4 to 5 hours a day
Rehearsal for graduation?
Top 10 ceremony
Funny enough for graduation we didn't do ceremony
we4 had someone named bugadi from cambridge attend 0.0
Instead we organized a overpriced travel to a overrated place
Ahh I see
π
we had a formal and informal ceremony. Formal ceremony was in the morning in our school uniform. Informal ceremony was at night in gowns and suits.
We got italy ambassador attending the event before graduation

I woke up in a new BUGADI
Not joking
Kinda
I sleep when the ambassador giving lecture
Server username changed basically
It's the same as your actual username?
Yeah He did
I'm confused.
I think it used to be filipinoburger or smth like that
And there was also filipinohighwayinspector or smth like that
Filipinoburger if i remember
Then that's interesting. I don't remember that name were you mod before I was? And your recognizing me from when I wasn't officer?
That name was around several month ago i think
That name probably.
shrugs
Oh well
Good conversation before I scared everyone off. π
Nah u didn't scare me off, I just got hungry and decided to cook an omelette
walks up to you showing my cool odachi sword
I know π
odachis are so stupid i love them
What's an odachi?
It's got a longer handle
it's an extremely big sword that's a fat cousin of the katana most people is more familiar with
it is so fat in fact that most swordsman needed to have a servant carry it around
it needs two people to be properly carried
the person using it and the person carrying it
look at that
good luck trying to carry that crap in your waist without digging a trench in the ground
weights somewhere between 2 to 14 kilos
this is made for humans
mineplex had a really slow and painful death
a normal katana deals like
80.000 joules of impact
for a moderately strong dude
and assuming it's a light one kilo sword
now multiply that for 14 and that's the strength of an odachi
or nodachi
depends
pretends to understand all of that
it's either a nodachi or a odachi and it's just too much "well technically" for me to care
Ngl this reminded me of the time one of my classmates brought an actual katana to school for presentation
π
lmfao
basically
if you had an odachi hitting something at 100 m/s which is the average speed of a blow
you'd have around a million joules of energy
which is comparable to most military grade explosives
Seems light
I could hold a Axe that weight around 20 kilos with easily

was it a sharpened one
like was it a katana made for killing
Not exploding since it was a sword,the energy probably would be absorbed by the Bone or the flesh
And also would fall into the triangle physics rule
to be fair an axe is really thick and heavy by nature
it's meant for brute forcing
also axes are kind of short
All I remember was that it was sharp enough to cut through paper
the cebter of mass is always like in the head or neck
our school dosen't even allow knife props lmao
an odachi would be near the handle or the middle of thr blade
I got a Lot of knife and sword
that one time a kid was ganged up because they thought he had a pistol
it was a pistol,yeah
eh
but iy was a GLUE pistol
is this the US?
nor a BULLETS pistol
Glue pistol after electric welder exist:
no this is patrick
they're uncommon in my country
quite expensive too
seriously
I mean welder is overkill for arts and crafts
I think you see them everywhere
do you have a zweihander
I wouldn't trust 6th graders with one
Except for stone grinder
I got that tool for over 2k dollar
of course, everyone has one of those lying around
ππ
that's quite uncommon
it's easier to use glue pistols i guess
Very expensive in fact that idk what to say
My father bought it for cutting outside layer of diamond and other gemstone
What's common here was a bolo
oh
yeah schools here are very regulated in comparison, no matches or anything allowed
anyway gn guys
A weird way to send that one off johnny boy.
oh sorry
You alright there kalih?
i forgor the word i was going to say
butttext
Hate it when that happens.
my college has mild security (doesn't feel like the right word but idk anymore)
sometimes they ask what's in our bags
I think I actually did that to Evan once.
most of the time they don't
I probably and thinking of someone else though
there's police patrolling the college now
something bad happened i guess and they raised the security
or safety
or whatever
I've been checked multiple times before
more than everyone in my class
the average student gets checked like twice a month
i get checked like 20 times
probably because of how quiet and shy i am
quiet kid stereotypes, apparently
i don't mind being checked since there's rarely anything in my bag anyways
what
He's asking if ur Filipino
I'm asking if you are Filipino
what
why do yiu think I'm from asia
worse being in the philippines
i didn't even knew it was a country before i looked it up
Bruh just answer yes or no
i was like "the heck is a filipino"
in my defense wasn't tge question targeted towards me
what
man got offended by a simple greeting questionπ
I wouldn't consider that being offended but ok
@erk congrats on new role
@Γ·=(
Ok
As a Filipino, ouch
Weird gifs
asian equivalent to ohioan
sorry that's a skin condition
π
i hate my country sure but I'm still patriotic by heart
Average baltic states citizen be like:
Not even a word
Doesn't entire asia already becoming Ohio?
Hello everyone !
Not north korea
No, just The Philippines
Lol
True ngl
π€
If ur wondering why, the only answer I can give is Spainwe're just Asian Ohio
Lol
Mind blowing
Metallica - Enter Sandman Live Moscow 1991 HD
Didn't realize Metallica pulling out 1/4 Moscow population lol
Just to sing along and also with military personel

Wow π² mind blowing, lets Hope they won't Prove themselves wrong by buying expensive equipment
And then use 3 fences with holes for an cheaper test but yet still proved themselves wrong
I have one question for them
If earth was flat why would anyone hide it?
Companies could make a amusement park 10 times bigger and better then Disney world
My only question is why the other planets are spheres
True
Oi
That's like everywhere lmao
trye
trye
true
especially in asia
people don't do racism much so the n word is like a joke for them
White world became so soft that everything's an insult
And your point is...?
wtf is wrong with those anti-train nerd facebook group
Facebook recommended some anti-car groups to me the other day, now they decided to change it to anti-train groups
bro I hate this kind of group
It's cringe
also that view looks depressed af
How are u everyone ?
Fine hbu
Same, i am doing well π
Nice to hear
Lmfao
Behold
Expressway without emergency lane
They said it's stage 1 so emergency lane
but personally, I think all highways must have emergency lanes even if it's stage 1
Belgium and dutch highway border.
lmao nice
Does that mean emergency lane?
Pov Border with Bulgaria
It's just a bridge and that's all
nice bridge
Vluchtstrook is emergency lane ye
exactly what I was talking about
They said it's stage 1 so no emergency lanes
except for some parts
Ye
Since you never know when you have an accident
It should be applied for here as well
people are suggesting emergency lanes to be required for all highways
I hope they will be approved it
So what if you get an accident on an part without a Vluchtstrook? You make traffic yam
I know
Most stupidest choice they made
Vietnam, country made for the car but not all parts have emergency lanes
Jeez
At least this is a two lane instead of a 4-5 lane standard in most asian countries
@the26 y'all fr liking to steal our cars eh
@night sentinel
Fuckin discord mobile with its ping system
True
Although many people here do like the ideas of having 8-10 lanes like the us and china
(and america)
Also that's 4 lanes
So your message would be 8-10 lanes
Probably
Also china is understandable
But usa
Lmao
I have seen news reporters make the same mistake and it's funny af
2 lane highway
2 lane i rather have then a 12 lane
At least we have good public transport system
lmao
:)
@night sentinel
:(
katy freeway my beloved
Yes lol
You won't believe it but some vietnamese saw this image and they want us to be like this
Wtf
Freeway?? Does that mean that I'm free on any way??
I want us to be like this
Ships are meh
Its the port of Rotterdam
Oh ye but I like port
@rough tusk okay what about this
nah
Utrecht interchange
I thought it's cities skylines lol
Ye but at least all of them have vluchtstroken
it's required for all highways
tell me a thing we love about dubai
α²Ό
Skyscrapers
well ye
,
but it hits differently when 2km long line of sewage trucks
Eh
Hi in doing good
E311, UAE
Arabian dream
Also when will Warszaw make normal bypass so that every day you don't have to stand still on that one bridge ffs
Never
With an E
But not Δ
But not Δ
I will find you
You said type
And I will...
I did type
xd
I have to admit tho, at least they build a new (part of) highway every year
Their road (highway-wise) infrastructure is good
No need to roast us
I mean we ain't better
We be making ΔΆekava bypass
And next steps are Bauska bypass and Iecava bypass
Kakava
Thousand years
@gritty sand i love ecodenta
great toothpaste
(they once sold champagne flavored toothpaste)
Fun fact
I bought kvass
based
Now buy the company
buys nordVPN
Yes free data
In exchange of your personal data
@unborn panther hop on h_thebestletter's Place
One of the best ones in the world 
Why
yes
Lol
@unborn panther
me no see you
there's slave labor in the game and you don't want to join?!
Since when this place called KunigiΕ‘kiai exists?
@worldly carbon you finally touched grass
time for a nap
since when
I was doing something
I don't know what you do in day-to-day business
But I can draw some ideas
wtf a random number from czechia called me
probably from kralovec
but how does that relate to touching grass
you're green
okay blue man
i just like the colour blue, ok?
yep
Why you blue you didn't get the blue heart
blue heart?
It's a bias from my eyes
Ill sue you
eventually I'm not gonna be pink anymore
I'm going to cry for weeks
i got a bank account recently but it's still way too expensive for me to comfortably buy it
nitro slash boosts that is
Why you gonna cry if you lose nitro
because i won't be pink anymore
and i can't send the
emoji in every single chat I'm in
it's my most prized emoji
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@worldly carbon basement guy is going wild
You can just copy the url and it
Easy
theas
@compact dragon dog
You are the sun π
"was"
Still is actually
eh
wrong question
I robbed drug store
what alcoholic beverage did you drink
Noodle water
sorry if the question wasn't clear enough
what letters are displayed on the bottle
To not be a narkoman?
Too bad
@flat forum
Are you watching the stream?
@compact dragon bread
4
4 permilles?
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/eddie-murphy-star-pink-panther-movie-1235494565/
Ayy
Pink panther movie
hi
And at the same time, https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/arnold-schwarzenegger-interview-netflix-fubar-terminator-conan-1235491977/
That's nice
8

dog
Food
Is that a food for me?
Would
wtf noo

the joke is that's ny server's icon
just in time
and my server is sheep's assimilation scientific society
Who's ny
nyne billion kilos of explosives under your house
i should probably stop skipping class
being in the bathroom is kind of uncomfortable
tbh the english class is so boring I'm impressed I'm the only one skipping it
oh well
Omg it's a golden rooster
behold
giant litter box
Definitely better than Cambodia's stadiums in the recent SEA games
Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban used government funds to build a soccer stadium in his hometown (population 1788) right in front of his weekend home (red dot).
FR
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but do you know that im playing ets2
No I did not
Hai guys
hi
good
hailo
wtf
kemitan
good luck
actually
i hate the s way
it has that evil smile
and it creeps me out everytime i look at it
ets2 bus mod when
Devious smile typa grille
i prefer the eurocargo but it's not like ets2 will add rigid soon so
I am local krog friend π«π«π«
where the man truck
why man_preganant a thing
what
π«
Lil nas
i love how there is also another truck transporting military vehicles
Good luck kemi
Danke
in a honestly autistic manner i have a giant pile of a specific brand anf flavor of chips
i can't call it a collection since it's all just one thing
i don't really know why I'm stocking so much garbage in my room
probably a biohazard since i don't wash them or anything
the hell should i even do with this much aluminum
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cities skylines graphic fking sucks tho
Hey everyone
i still regret buying it
well
you should only play c:s if you have a powerful pc
if not just play theotown instead
128 gb of rams
- theo
honourable mentions: NikRomaz
best reasons π€
better than joe
Who joe? π€
knock knock
Whos there
it's joe
joe who
joe mama
joe roagn
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
im surprised that someone would still fall for this
or maybe egg did it on purpose?
I love deleting my discord server and starting a new one :3
AH
just in time for
just in time for moment
Justin Timberlake for?
So funny π€£π€£
Did you just say Joe mama?????
Did someone say something?
Guh
Something
All I said was "πΏ"
Moyai
Guys im
Who's im?
I
I
Aminyourwalls
Bruh theo town crash everytime i open it bcs of the number of plugins
Oof
Auch
How many?
ram issues
Not a lot just my phone is sooo little
Definitely a device limitation
damn
Definitely the shame
Come to think of it what phone u got?
Samsung a 10
I used to have the same phone 3 years ago
Oh damn
I had at around 100+ plugins in it until the day I overheated it to the point of no return
Yeah, had to move my files to my pc and now play there since
I havent good pc
Dw, all I have is a 2021 Acer swift with a ryzen 5 and integrated graphics
It's not a good computer by any metric especially build quality
But it can run theotown
In fact the game can run in any pc
Like the old pc I tried it on that had a celeron from 2013 and integrated graphics
Is theo town free on pc ?
Maybe try closing some background apps

Youtube shorts.
hi
it was just in case you didn't know it was a youtube short
Okay so apparentky
just a nap turned into 10 hours of sleeep
isnt that nice?
now i probably cant sleeep for the rest of the night
Very nice
i slept at woke up at 11 30
Thank you for this valuable information, I will treasure it, this way have changed my life thank you from the bottom of my heart. 
egg look
egg eater
i think ill try to get a few more hours of sleep then study
business today econ tmmr
f
well I should go to sleep
tomorrow should be my last day of school theoretically π₯²
its such a strange feeling when teachers now say "Good luck in life" and not "see you next year"
awww
rememberr to friend all your teachers on socail media so you can keep in touch
yeah tbh I wouldn't know it was a youtube short if the title didn't have copious amounts of hashtags saying youtube shorts
eh
why follow them w
#trending #youtube #youtubeshorts #youtubeshort #short #shorts #ronaldmcdonald #viral
oh almost forgot #ytshorts #shortz #2023 #yt the list goes on
@proud void my mom just made sarmale
Waddle waddle waddle
Is it somehow possible creating a plug-in on iOS?
love how youtube recommending me kavetham shorts for some reason
I woke up in my 'rari
I woke up in a new BUGATTI
Morning
Morning
gm
British looking tank
i was bout to say that
Chinese mig
J-8 or smth
SU-25T
i think
also,retarded bomb!!!!!
stryker is already in the game
well the AGS version
mgs?
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The time ...
When warthunder topic started here,it couldn't be stopped
admins: oh it sure can π
Quite easy
Oh hey it's even
Hi Evan
π
Pretty late for ya, innit?
only 10:30
hi
Hey Kal :3
hi intern
Nice stroke ya had there
I call it a stroke for the funny
fine
Anyway, how's everyone doing?
Fair enough
the first proper school week
I woke up in my friend's ferrari
I woke up in a prison truck
Alhamdulillah
i woke up with a new zygarde
is it zygarde i have no idea how you write that idiot's name
Yeah u spelled it right
it turned into 19 hours...
my boyfriend just texted me "i lobster you sheep"
j don't know if he's planning to attack me with a lobster or if that's a horrible "i love you" typo
I'm scared I'm gonna get pinched
i π¦ you
i π¦ you
I'm gonna πβπ¦Ί you
we should be πΌ on that π¨ we talked about back in πΊ
okay I'll stop
My longest sleep is 21hrsβ¦ idk if itβs good for my ageβ¦ (I actually slept for this long irl sometimes)
i dont understand a single thing jere
you don't understand a single π¦ in there
fox
i slept at 1 pm yesturday and woke up at 8 :30am today
maybe you should get some assistance with the π manager back in the π¦
you're gonna get π up after i get you some π¦
Jeezβ¦ Iβm only 13 yet I keep sleeping 20+ hrsβ¦ sometimesβ¦ last week I slept like this again
0.0
i get this one
i needed to catch up on the sleep lol
petito parre namania
i feel lesss stressed now
mama mia
Am back
but exams start in 5 daysss sooo
there's no meaning behind those nessages,silly
Jeez this is why I don't log in to another device
if youre too stressed out, you wont study properly
My exam is already over⦠I can do whatever I want at home!!!!
i beg to differ they clearly do
and i have an F at languages
6 exam books I'll have to fill up in like 2 hours
i have 2 exams on tuesday, 2 on wednesday, 1 on thursday and the final one on saturday
oh
ohhhh
each with 70 questions each
sounds tough
it's going to be fun
sounds impossible
especially considering i know absolutely nothing about it
for someone with a big red F like me yesh that's impossible
I'm the only one falling behind in languages
THEN thereβs my graduation practice and graduation dayβ¦ my grad practice is next week and my graduation to high school is a week after thatβ¦
i wish they would just give all of us diplomas already
Iβm grade. 6, and Iβm graduating to high school AKA grade 7
i don't need school anymore i have wikipedia abd a dictionary
You're 12?
no Iβm 13
My lowest grade is 93 I'm a failure
i have an F on languages
Don't know why yall get abc grades
mostly because i don't care about my school system so i do the bare minimum to psss
because we're stupid and we need an easier way to know how much we suck
niceee
duh
Meanwhile my lowest grade was 40 in arabic lessons π
There was me who got almost all As in the exams last year- which are called school completion exams)
Then theres me now who got Bs in all the subjects except the one I got a B in last year.
As time goes on and on exams get harder
Listening to Mazurka in the style of chopping makes me want to be buried 6 feet under a huge mega Meth lab and my jaguar to be ditched on a beach making it look like I commited suicide instead i got murdered by a Mexican cartel member
how else would we get them?
Wow this thin sheet of metal I call a phone is very laggy
wow it's almost as if phones have inferior hardware
Bro forgor what phones feel like
Numbers
^ going to get a pc soon but amazon is being extremely slow as usual
We get numbers to tell us how much of a failure we are
Sometimes a grade is so low its left blank
my schools passing score is 6/10β¦
Instead of an F you get a γ €
we get numbers on our exam papers but our final grades are in letters
γ €
Like fr this isn't even my main device
My main device is 64gb
back in my days
Ram? Storage?
(And a bit faster though)
No way your phone has 64gb ram
Fr
actually nothing changed since my days
At this point get a pc if you could afford a phone like that
I've heard of laptops with 32 gigs of ram
My mom doesnβt let me have one yet ππ
i didn't think laptops could go any higher than 8 gigs
Steamdeck is overkill, i want one
what the waht
Thatβs not a phoneβ¦ thatβs a power bank
Power Bank can have ram?
Fr my main has 4gb ram
Yes
even my pc only has 16gb
Idk for this one
4gb ram π
technically all devices have ram
average ram for a phone
Mine has 6gb ram and 128gb storage
Bro playing in Nokia or something?
phone gpus are still crap
My other phone is 12gb ram, 256gb storage
my old phone had 8 gb of ram
too bad the processor was a darned arm7
a 32 bits arm7
My processor is a Kirin 710 π
and the phone was made in damned 2020
My phone is made in 2017
It held up until a few days ago where the lcd finally gave in
L processor
my house was made in 1996
shut up intel i5 guy
ok
My grandma was born in 1944
I coped
Ghost taps that has a cps of 928 per second
Sheβs still alive today 79 years old βΊοΈ
my city was founded in 1880
π€
Nice
i just shoved a nuke
my planet was founded in 4.5b BCE
My grandfather who was born in 1938 died in 2020 but he lived so long and told me stories
shadow wizard money gang
This guy be tellin facts
my pepsi can was emptied 6 hours ago
(i eated all the soder
I'm breathing
i ate 21 hours agp
how offensive
A nuclear bomb detonated near my country less than a nanosecond ago
I'm breathing, NOT
cant even do shid in 2023
he put the new forgis on a jeep
a lie was told in this server haof s minute ago
#canceloxygenstealer
push it to the limit
until its beyond your understanding
hi larisa. juri and whopper