bayern-munich

[uncut light]

But if one more player gets injured I swear to god

Just cancel the whole season

[humble trench]

True lol

Good job pavard

[glass otter]

pov:neuer is back then lewangoalski gets injured

[humble trench]

Nooooo

Muller on goal

Whyyyyy

Muller is better than this

[glass otter]

muller wrong goal

[humble trench]

And worst part he my fav player

😭

[long fox]

Muller OG, yikes

[glass otter]

damn guys muller scored one own goal

guess he is finished shit and overrated as they say 😔

[verbal hawk]

Sadly cant watch the game

Ah sheiße

1-1

[mortal depot]

No not you too

[mortal depot]

Good game guys

We'll come back stronger

♥️ 🤍

[glass otter]

It was a joke

Mocking the haters

[mortal depot]

I know bro

[verbal hawk]

The pressure's on

He has to destroy Salzburg

If not it's time to have the discussion

Complete joke to put Coman on the wrong side

[glass otter]

nagelsmann amde me go BRUH 🤬

[verbal hawk]

Is anyone saying nagelsmann out yet?

This reminds me of that bad bit of form we had a couple years ago

I think it was Pep

[atomic comet]

Nah not yet. But it’s not as bad as Kovac

[fresh echo]

muller 😔

[fallow pendant]

Every player makes mistakes

no denying it

At least he won’t get killed for it like Andres Escobar

[wise light]

No why should anyone be Nagelsmann out

Like, he's got injury problems

Not every coach is going to be Flick as well

Nagelsmann is close to his level at that age

pretty extraordinary

No one should be Nagelsmann Out until we are losing 5-1 week in and week out

Or are just getting poor results week in and week out lmao

Without an injury/covid crisis as well

And without the board members acting like they understand what to do about the thin squad that Bayern have.

So no one should be Nagelsmann Out for any reason

Poor results happen, especially to a team without its key LB

[fallow pendant]

You like to talk a lot lol

respectfully

[minor sun]

why not talk a lot? its a discussion channel

[vapid kelp]

I know how good of a coach nagelsmann is but i feel like he is just another pep type of coach and we might end up not winning an ucl again

Also davies absence is hurting me alot

And upamecano clowning himself time after time

And the wingers going ineffective and not swinging proper passes to lewandowski

And lewandowski having bad first touches and finishing past 2 games

And muller coming back from covid having a dip in form

[humble trench]

keine angst wir schaffen ein comeback glaube an den verein glaube an die spieler ist traurig aber nur ein kleiner rückschlag . Bayern München fürs Leben

[glass otter]

I forgor 💀

[humble trench]

What

[uncut coral]

Imo Nagelsmann's problem is he doesn't grind results out when something isn't working out. Like, if things aren't going well in a game, he should just resort to "cross it to Lewy". But nope, players still try to pass around the box and stuff till the end

[verbal hawk]

No matter what

Salzburg he has to perform

[glass otter]

neuer back i think

[fallow pendant]

I knkw

didn’t say that it’s a bad thing

[ember root]

I told u

I don't trust this manager

He seem dumb

And Salzburg has a chance to win

[fervent edge]

It was small mistake, he can improve with time.

[glass otter]

Players make more mistakes

[minor sun]

made a little google form on why we are currently going through a poor run of form. please answer how you personally feel, and not how you think others might feel.

https://forms.gle/uP2qGG4pGQGaYFhD8

[minor sun]

thanks lol

[glass otter]

Sven urleich could save the fucking Titanic man

Ffs man

[glass otter]

Read above

[fallow pendant]

Done

[fallow pendant]

You tripping

Mullers own goal wouldn’t have happened with Neuer

why was ulreich waiting for the hall to come to him

instead of moving forward

[glass otter]

He didnt know he would og

If he left it he would have caught

[verbal hawk]

show us results

[minor sun]

it only got 10 responses lol so its not that valuable as a representation of the entire fanbase

[turbid vessel]

yo how many people voted in favour of sacking julian on the last question? if it's above 10% i'll go to war

[minor sun]

it only got 11 responses lol

2 said they'd sack

[turbid vessel]

thats above 10%

[minor sun]

yea

but low sample size

[ember root]

Today we will beat Salzburg

No worries

[shy lynx]

my captain is back

[reef prairie]

😍

[vapid kelp]

Neuer's passing distribution and leadership might get the edge

Ulreich was never good in passing tbh

All aerial duels were losing

[uncut coral]

Neuer also helps us keep the intensity up

Since he is often at the halfway line

So he passes back to the CBs quick

While Ulreich takes some time to receive the ball since he doesn't come out as far

Which slows the tempo down

[mortal depot]

This team looks so good

[glass otter]

https://c.tenor.com/aACFFF4gflIAAAAM/class-thats-class.gif

[cobalt depot]

Predictions for today’s match?

[reef prairie]

no predictions

we just win

[long fox]

My prediction: It will be a football game of 90 minutes, whoever scores more wins

[glass otter]

My prediction:11 players start

[ember root]

10-0

[glass otter]

no

[long fox]

10-9, Upamecanass 9 OGs

[glass otter]

glik>>>

[long fox]

Maguire clear of both

[glass otter]

k

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-michy-batshuayi-harry-maguire-gif-16388581

[fallow pendant]

Finally have internet again

got a new router

but I cba to watch this match now 😭

[glass otter]

we got

manwall neuer

when is scoretzka back fgs

WTF

HES GONE SINCE DECEMBER

IS HIS HIP INJURY THAT BAD

[long fox]

Goretzka been gone since the Dortmund game, dayum

[glass otter]

also

discord broke

[fallow pendant]

oh

Thought it was just me

[long fox]

Discord in the mud

[glass otter]

nojers bek

but

upamecano playing

wait no he isnt

[long fox]

Upamecanass*

[glass otter]

he is on the bench

oh shut

shit

adamu again

[glass otter]

ICE IN THE FUCKING VEINS MATE

TELL THAT TO YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS

OUT FUCKING PLAYED

[long fox]

4-0

Bayern be cookin'

[ember root]

Easy

[atomic comet]

Easy as you like

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1501295406927519748?s=21

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Robert Lewandowski has scored the fastest hattrick in #UCL history (22 minutes), beating the previous record held by Marco Simone in 1996 (24 minutes) [@2010MisterChip] https://t.co/bbrFSamgy1

Twitter · Mar 8, 2022, 8:34 PM

[long fox]

Lovely

2 of these are pens, but still.. lmfao

[atomic comet]

Yea 2 are pens but goals are goals no matter how they’re scored

[glass otter]

2 pens are goals

EZ

come here dortmund fans

[atomic comet]

They can’t come here if they don’t have the role

[glass otter]

posted in match chat

[atomic comet]

[glass otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_agWVyXVUw

[atomic comet]

i take it Crat was unhappy when you posted it lol

[ashen thicket]

1/2/3 Lewa booms

[atomic comet]

5

Muller

[long fox]

5-0

[atomic comet]

We’re having a good time today

[long fox]

Neuer effect

[glass otter]

ez

[glass otter]

.

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1501305145342128132?s=21

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Müller has surpassed Thierry Henry and is now 7th all-time #UCL top scorer with 51 goals

Likes

107

Twitter · Mar 8, 2022, 9:13 PM

[glass otter]

i can finally watch bayern without crying

[atomic comet]

Hahah

Neuer Sweeper Keeper moment

Salzburg have a consolation

6

Brace for Müller

7

Sané

[long fox]

From 1-1 to 8-2 lmfao

[atomic comet]

Ikr

FT: 7-1

8:2 Aggregate

[ember root]

Easy

[long fox]

I'd 8-2 be a Salzburg fan

Barcelona wants to know their location

[mortal depot]

LOL

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1501269463181643776?s=21

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Salzburg https://t.co/Q0vnksjZtj

Likes

2076

Retweets

141

Twitter · Mar 8, 2022, 6:51 PM

All the replies hahaha

[uncut coral]

I am so happy Neuer was back for this, game just feels different with him in it

Like I said sometime back, our tempo is faster when he plays since he anticipates passes from CBs in advance and reaches there fast to play a quick pass ahead, keeping the game going without slowing things down

[next oasis]

Yesterday was such an amazing game and I absolutely loved it

I only got to watch the first half because of work but I didn't expect a 7-1 win when I saw the score during work

[minor sun]

when was the last match we had our full first 11 fit?

the "ideal" first 11 being neuer, davies, lucas, sule, pavard, coman/gnabry, goretzka, kimmich, sane, lewy, muller

[verbal hawk]

I have one quick question

What happened to Stanisic

He was so good at the start of the season

[minor sun]

cant really compete with in-form pavard

[uncut coral]

He was injured for a while I think (maybe had COVID too idr)

But yeah, Pavard is playing great right now so he doesn't really have any chance

[next oasis]

probably December

early December actually because that's when Goretzka went poof

[next oasis]

my school is also planning a European trip next summer so I might go see the Allianz Arena if we get some own time away from the group

[glass otter]

rb saltbae

[uncut light]

442oons

[glass otter]

Yea

[glass otter]

si moment

[glass otter]

@minor sun can u show which player was blamed the most in that poll

[minor sun]

low sample size but upa with 4, gnabry with 2 and sabi with 1

most people didnt blame any individual players

[mortal depot]

Yes

I'm one of them tbh

[glass otter]

Wtf

Gnabry 2

[mortal depot]

Matchday

[glass otter]

didnt ask + ratio /j

[surreal zinc]

Matchday

Go on guys

[fallow pendant]

Who’s sules replacement

When he leave

[glass otter]

Me

[glass otter]

Davies back for quarters

[surreal zinc]

Les go

[mortal depot]

Yesyesyes

[glass otter]

Fuck

Were losing

Dortmund wins bundesliga

aged well

[mortal depot]

Guys

Müller had a shit game ngl

We need to get serious now ugh

Two draws

[glass otter]

ffs

wtf did we do

why are all these kids hating us

[mortal depot]

LOL no fuck that guy

Toxic mf

Isn't even toxic tbh

Guy's probably depressed from everything happening with Chelsea

Bring out their frustration on us

[long fox]

Damn, wtf happened with this team? It's straight up been depressin' this past month

[glass otter]

yeah

too much haters

for some reason

[mortal depot]

Yeah

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/insidemunchen/status/1502694762893221889?s=21

𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙤 (@Insidemunchen)

Bayern Fans nachdem wir 2 Ligaspiele in Folge nicht gewinnen https://t.co/fgo4U18IIb

Likes

562

Twitter · Mar 12, 2022, 5:15 PM

[mortal depot]

Ugh Davies is gonna miss the quarter finals

[mint lagoon]

hmm

[mint lagoon]

noooooooo

[mortal depot]

Why did I get three pings wtf

[atomic comet]

Quote Retweets I guess

[glass otter]

i forgor 💀

[surreal zinc]

Man

Muller scored 3 goals but all of them were cancelled by Var

[glass otter]

fuck u hoffenheim

[mortal depot]

They were all offside tbh

Can't even blame them for ruling them out

[glass otter]

what about the handball

[surreal zinc]

[fallow pendant]

Forgot the Porto one

[mint lagoon]

will miss alphonso davies 😭

[mortal depot]

Yes.

[drowsy flame]

hello

[drowsy flame]

yeah, i heard he still has a long time until recovery

our defence really needs to improve

i hope we get de ligt

[drowsy flame]

there was a phase where we would destroy arsenal everytime we faced them

[drowsy flame]

why

[mortal depot]

Ikr 😩

[mortal depot]

Welcome!!

[drowsy flame]

i think alphonso davies was running today

in training

and he continued training

so if he's very close to being back that'll be good

[mortal depot]

Jogging, right?

[drowsy flame]

idk, but i saw bavarian football works say he was running

jogging

idk

won't really change the fact that he's going to miss the quarter finals

sadly

and the quarter finals are probably going to be tough

because you have manchester city, liverpool, real madrid, chelsea/lille and juventus/villarreal

and i'm scared about that because our defence isn't the best right now

that's where we should mostly improve

de ligt would be great to have, i hope we get him

i feel like he would be a player that suits bayern

[mortal depot]

Yeah agreed

[mortal depot]

Idk about that

[mint lagoon]

i dont see thats good, because bayern usualls plays very attacking even defenders go up in their crease, so usually the defenders bayern buys are athletically very fast, de ligt is not very fast

[drowsy flame]

well, i don't know how fast he is

[mint lagoon]

he was termed too slow once, then he turned world class

[mint lagoon]

the players who usually pass the balls to the box are defenders usually like davies and pavard instead of gnabry and sane, both gnaby and sane join lewandowski inside the box

look how high up the defenders are

that is the main reason bayern did 8 - 2

[glass otter]

this old tbh

[ember root]

Imagine

Xd

[modern escarp]

AYO

[next oasis]

bruh

[mortal depot]

LMAOOOO

[vapid kelp]

Boateng isnt fast mate

[glass otter]

I think they meant fullbacks

[mortal depot]

😩 🥵

[fallow pendant]

If we were in premier league

Do u think we could win it

In 5 years

[mint lagoon]

Easily we can win we have smashed almost all pl teams

[minor sun]

In our current form we have too little depth but if we had premier league TV money we’d spend it much better than most prem teams

[gentle sphinx]

ofc

we can

[gentle sphinx]

i swear to god

barca and real fans are so toxic

they say modric and kroos better than lewa and muller

wtf

[minor sun]

totally different players

[gentle sphinx]

uncomparable as well

[mortal depot]

That's a bad comparision

If you mean the combo

If you mean the players, they say everyone is better than Muller

He's just way too underrated for the number of career assists he has

[undone gate]

Hi

[mortal depot]

Heyyy

[mint lagoon]

muller is super underrated, he's been playing for bayern for a very very long time

its not like he shows super skills like modric or other mid fielders, he just gets the work done, people generallly get Aaawed by skills

[mortal depot]

Yeah

It's dumb ngl

[mortal depot]

Welcome back King

[glass otter]

https://c.tenor.com/aACFFF4gflIAAAAM/class-thats-class.gif

[glass otter]

holy baguettes

we dont even have the team finished

MORE

give suggestions

this needs to be better than the shitty liverpool one

ours must be fucking clear

because

why not

[long fox]

10/10 defence 👌

[glass otter]

factos

wanna be in the team

@long fox

[long fox]

That way I'll be in both teams, but sure why the fuck not

[glass otter]

lol

cb ig

noted ez

[surreal zinc]

I wanna be in this team

CB cuz why not

[glass otter]

Ok

3 atb ig

[surreal zinc]

One more for 3 atb

I think

[glass otter]

Its Momo Vortex and u

[surreal zinc]

Oh what

🥶 🥶

[mortal depot]

And RB?

[surreal zinc]

True

[glass otter]

Ez

This deserves a pin

[mortal depot]

Yes

One of the mods please pin that

[glass otter]

Is it worth pinging

[mortal depot]

Yeah

[glass otter]

@versed panther

[versed panther]

What

Oh okay

[glass otter]

EZZZZZZZ

[mortal depot]

Ayeeeeee

[glass otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_agWVyXVUw

[versed panther]

Who is vamp and gotham detective lol

[mortal depot]

Bayern fans

[glass otter]

What

[mortal depot]

I know vamp

[glass otter]

Where is gotham

[mortal depot]

Don't know Gotham detective

[glass otter]

I think he gone

[mortal depot]

Pitch

Ouch

We gotta edit them

[glass otter]

Wait

[mortal depot]

Julia maybe?

[glass otter]

Im such a fucking idiot

I forgot isaac

[mortal depot]

Oh LOL

[mortal depot]

Why not a 4-2-3-1 tactic

That's what Bayern normally use

[glass otter]

I forgor 💀

[mortal depot]

Gegar striker

[surreal zinc]

AYYYYYYYYY

[mortal depot]

Kratos Thomas Isaac can be forward

Newt and Zizo midfield

Momo Marques Vortex Purple defense

Vamp gk

We also need subs

[glass otter]

Do u think it beats the lfc fan one

[mortal depot]

Obviously

[glass otter]

We both have vortex

[surreal zinc]

It beats that team by miles

[glass otter]

Ex

Ez

[surreal zinc]

Or a 3-4-2-1 can also work

Idk

[glass otter]

3-5-2

Rarely seen formation

[mortal depot]

No.

[glass otter]

Then not rarely seen

[mortal depot]

Bayern usually dominates using 4-2-3-1 lmao

That's what I meant

[glass otter]

Ok

[mint lagoon]

hmm

[glass otter]

We need tactics

[long fox]

Massive L, playin' 3 atb and puttin' me right next to that Memefurt fraud. I'm carryin' this whole fuckin defence lol

[glass otter]

@surreal zinc look

[glass otter]

this tbh

[mortal depot]

LMAOO

[glass otter]

BRUH

🤬

[long fox]

Daily reminder that Poland sucks

[glass otter]

ironic

[surreal zinc]

BRUH

🤬 🤬 🤬

MEMEFURT??

BRUH

🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬

[surreal zinc]

🧢 🧢 🧢

[signal epoch]

where am I?

wtf

put me RW rn

who invited Marquez

[surreal zinc]

[glass otter]

ok tactics

any tactic expert

why am i doing this

so lifelass

[mint lagoon]

i love tactics

[signal epoch]

Where am I

[glass otter]

bench

super sub

[versed panther]

Put birb in place of vamp imo

[mortal depot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XH9WbTAt3M

[surreal zinc]

@glass otter

That would be better

@signal epoch

[mortal depot]

Make it a 4-2-3-1 if you're changing names

[glass otter]

K

Imma be gk cuz he want rw

If i return from school i update

[surreal zinc]

Ok

I was gonna ask Newt if he wants to swap positions with myself but nvm

[gentle sphinx]

wow

[long fox]

Feels good to be in two teams lmao

[gentle sphinx]

i also wanna be in that

[gentle sphinx]

lol u support the same teams as me

[long fox]

Mhm

[mortal depot]

Purple refuses to do 4-2-3-1

[surreal zinc]

Mate

That's good too

[mortal depot]

We use 4-2-3-1 mostly lmao

[surreal zinc]

Ik

[mortal depot]

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1504400619913809921

FC Bayern English (@FCBayernEN)

Marcel Sabitzer turns 2️⃣8️⃣ today! Many happy returns 🍰🎈

🛒 Get his name on the back of your shirt for free today: https://t.co/L5vqD7fNnd

#MiaSanMia https://t.co/v4kXmSrMI8

Likes

184

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 10:13 AM

Happy birthday Sabitzer

[surreal zinc]

🥳 🥳 🥳

[fervent edge]

@surreal cradle just pass it to me

[long fox]

Happy birthday to the Sanitizer

[glass otter]

happy birthday

[glass otter]

pov:nagelsmann

[signal epoch]

Happy birthday

Now kindly leave

[minor sun]

nah he needs to be given more minutes

[modern escarp]

Heyo

[modern escarp]

fuck

[fervent edge]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1504495938647302153

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Benjamin Pavard has tested positive for Covid-19

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 4:32 PM

Sarr playing?

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd-theres-a-chance-jim-carrey-gif-11098164

[mortal depot]

Oh god no

Why right in the UCL

[long fox]

Oh damn, Portmund actually finna catch up

[mortal depot]

Yep

[glass otter]

l club

[fervent edge]

Hospital fc is back

[glass otter]

urfucking joking

[long fox]

Damn! You really can't have good news from this club, eh?

[uncut light]

AGAIN AND AGAIN

LMFAO

WHAT ARE WE DOING IN TRAINING LOOOL

[vapid kelp]

Sule injured, pavard covid

[long fox]

Pavard apparently trained with the team today

[vapid kelp]

Give him time like sane

[ember root]

Oh no

He trained with them ?

WHEN HE HAS COVID ??

[tawny terrace]

yikes

[light scroll]

UCL QF for Bayern

[ember root]

Easy

[mortal depot]

Why are we in bumping cars, I have no idea

[light scroll]

yeah it makes no sense, especially when Villarreal have a yellow submarine :)

[mortal depot]

LOL

[light scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tuss-jokes-gotcha-burn-ouch-gif-5645546

[verbal hawk]

I think Villareal should be two cruise wins

[uncut light]

shouldn't be overconfident

emery is good

[verbal hawk]

To be honest i don't think we take Liverpool in the semi though

[verbal hawk]

we have to set these standards

[uncut light]

yes but

we shouldn't think it's an easy win

especially with all these injuries

[verbal hawk]

It should be relatively easy

If not its a massive problen

[glass otter]

Bayern istg dont ruin my birthday

Im the ucl

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1504836104490467346?s=21

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Julian Nagelsmann will start with a back 3 of Nianzou - Upamecano - Hernández tomorrow [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · Mar 18, 2022, 3:04 PM

[glass otter]

were dead

[vapid kelp]

Lmfai

Imagine not trusting stanisic and omar

Bagelsmann

[mortal depot]

What even

[glass otter]

hi

gegar hi

[minor sun]

lucas - upa - nianzou is a much better backline than omar - lucas - upa - stanisic

[glass otter]

no upa

[minor sun]

omar and stanisic have barely played, same goes for nianzou but at least its only one player instead of two

[glass otter]

i refuse to do 4-2-3-1

like pagelsmann

[minor sun]

and nagelsmann's 3-4-2-1 system is more to occupy the opponent effectively than to setup defensively, so when playing inferior opponents coman and gnabry on the wings should be fine.

the majority of the game will be spent in the opponent's half, so why should we deploy more defensive players on the wings when they're overall lower quality? we wont be doing much low block defending anyway.

[glass otter]

also were playing union berlin

[fallow pendant]

Easy draw

I’m so happy

But it’s a bad draw

Easy pass for Liverpool and city

Why couldn’t they just verse each other

Our toughest competitors this season for sure

[wise light]

Yeah I don't understand the people criticizing the back-3.

It seems to get the job done, at least to a further extent than the back 4 did. I mean we've had some games with the back-4 that have just been pure torture to watch. The 4-1-4-1 suicide in the Bochum game, the 5-0 loss to Gladbach on that typical 4-2-3-1 formation. The back 3 just works better for the reasons you've mentioned @minor sun.

And also ffs, yet another defensive injury, and to our best defender arguably this season

And Pavard with covid doesn't help either

God I'm going for another terrible 1-1 draw then

[signal epoch]

no

this back 3 bullshit is bad

but we cant use anything else

because we dont have full backs available rn

[minor sun]

we seem to be considering Spence for RWB this summer

[mortal depot]

Agreed, back 3 isn't even that bad. We've had some great great games, if I remember correctly out second leg against Salzburg was a three atb

[uncut light]

tf

[mortal depot]

LOL it's just so sad

We have 5 injuries now

[atomic comet]

damn

[glass otter]

rudiger u fucking

nahhh

[mortal depot]

LOL ikr

[glass otter]

What

[mortal depot]

Here now cos cocks are arguing about random shit in #954791521872388186

[ember root]

fuck ths shit

thisssssssss

[glass otter]

Mf

Were winning

[wise light]

It was.

But uh

3-0 up

So my 1-1 draw is out the window

[mortal depot]

LOL yeah

Let's fucking go

[wise light]

Utterly shocked

Tbh

[mortal depot]

3-0 HT

[wise light]

Nianzou and Upa?

[mortal depot]

LMAOOO

[wise light]

Seems like the worst pairing ever

[mortal depot]

Fair

[wise light]

But like, wow.

They really turned up today

Now if we just get Ginter to replace Sule

Maybe our defense is complete?

[ember root]

upa is shit even if he score 100 goals

in 1 game

[wise light]

Although we've had a lot of inconstancies with Upa

[glass otter]

We need swap deal

Upamecano for glikson

[ember root]

ginter is good

[wise light]

Yeah ginter is good

[ember root]

why bayern doesnt want him ?

[wise light]

they do

[glass otter]

Goalski

[wise light]

He's on a free too

[ember root]

then why they didnt do anything

[wise light]

Idk

Bayern's board is weird. They've made contact though

[glass otter]

Cuz these kids will cry that we buy from bundesliga

[ember root]

bayern board is so bad

[wise light]

Ikr

Lmao

[ember root]

we would have made 100$million if we sold our players

not free agents

[wise light]

Bratzo (and yes that's intented)

[ember root]

worst board

[wise light]

Awful

Lmao

[mortal depot]

Defense is still disgusting but

[ember root]

roca need to go

no point

of him

[mortal depot]

But why is it so much better than before

Who would have thought

[ember root]

who ?

our defense ?

[mortal depot]

Yeah

[wise light]

Yeah well

We got rid of Alaba

That's probably why its shit now

[glass otter]

Stop

😭 😭 😭

[wise light]

He was great.

Boateng, fair get rid of him

But Alaba

We should have kept

[ember root]

boateng better than upa

[wise light]

Yeah

But still he wasn't better than Alaba in the last season of that pairing

[ember root]

yeah

[wise light]

So yeah I'd say if we'd kept Alaba

[ember root]

Alaba should have stayed

fuck our baord

[wise light]

Our defense wouldn't be a mess

[ember root]

board

[glass otter]

https://c.tenor.com/481Xz2ayKqEAAAAM/board-break-karate.gif

[glass otter]

Upamecano 💀

[wise light]

And he left on a free today lmao

*Alaba

[ember root]

45$million

[wise light]

Lmao

[ember root]

for 0.4

[wise light]

Worst money ever spent

Imo

[ember root]

lepizg gave us kimmich then scammed us

[wise light]

We need Ginter or someone.

[ember root]

with upa and sabitzer

[wise light]

lol

Yeah Sabi is pretty shit

[glass otter]

Wait

Wasnt it Stuttgart

[wise light]

nah

[ember root]

no

[wise light]

it was Leipzig

Pavard was Stuttgart

[glass otter]

Ez, sit down, i own

[ember root]

the problem

[wise light]

He never went to Stuttgart what?

[ember root]

who will buy sabi and upa

[wise light]

anyways lol

[glass otter]

New tacticas we need

[glass otter]

Man utd

[wise light]

🤣

Very true

[ember root]

they wont give 45 million

lol

[glass otter]

True

[wise light]

Nah ur right

[glass otter]

Wait

[wise light]

They'll give $60 million!

[glass otter]

Yeah

[ember root]

TRUEEE

[wise light]

🤣

[ember root]

HARRY + UPA

XD

[wise light]

🤣 🤣

[ember root]

best

[glass otter]

If 40 mil for varane

Surely 90 mil for both

[wise light]

Best at scoring og's lmao

[ember root]

yup

upa will be the newest fridge

[wise light]

to be clear

[glass otter]

Is already

Even lower than a Polish player

[ember root]

will we get Akanji ?

[wise light]

lol

[glass otter]

Hahaha, no

Wrong reply

[long fox]

Damn Bayern

[glass otter]

Goalski

[long fox]

Union gettin' bitch slapped lmfao

[glass otter]

Vortex look at upamecass

[long fox]

[mortal depot]

🐐🐐🐐

[atomic comet]

and a goal to boot

[glass otter]

Give me strenght

Give me fire

Give me matty cash on a free

Or i retire

[glass otter]

Goalski

[mortal depot]

Yes.

They're playing agains Barca LOL

[glass otter]

what is ur opinion on schlotterbeck

do we buy

[minor sun]

he's promising and young but we already have a left footed cb and we need more experience in our backline

[glass otter]

we have upamecano

he plays like he has no experience

[minor sun]

i mean he is also a young cb so errors are common at that age

[glass otter]

k

give matty cash to bayern

pls

whats better than having 1 polish goat

having 2

[fallow pendant]

Wir Sind Wir 🤜🏽🤛🏽

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1505669717138227212?s=20&t=a2znmlbz73lAy9bld5F1bw

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad)

🚨 - Ryan Gravenberch himself already made a clear decision about his next club, he wants to play for Bayern Munich. He likes the plan they worked out for him. [via @MikeVerweij]

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 10:16 PM

seems pretty likely at this point

i just hope its not 30m or something like that

[mortal depot]

They apparently put 25m

[mortal depot]

LOL

[mortal depot]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1505834096190234627

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Ryan Gravenberch deal. Bayern official bid is €15m guaranteed plus add-ons, I'm told. Variables could reach €10m in many years - potential €25m total value. 🚨 #FCBayern

Ajax want more, negotiation has just started. Ryan's out of contract in 2023 and won't sign a new deal.

Twitter · Mar 21, 2022, 9:10 AM

[ember root]

How much 25€ in $

[mortal depot]

27.65

[ember root]

Mhmm

They should take the money

Or he will leave for free

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/berger_pj/status/1505859056946364417?s=20&t=WFteXClUrg3tBRrVNkt6ng

Patrick Berger (@berger_pj)

Bayern München try to hijack a potential Barca deal with Noussair Mazraoui (Ajax Amsterdam, free agent in summer). The Bundesliga side have made a first (and final) offer that is better than the Barca one (more than €10m salary). Now it’s up to the player. @kerry_hau @SPORT1

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2022, 10:49 AM

id rather not

[ember root]

Let's be honest

Why buy ryan

When u have sabitzer

If we develop sabitzer he will be sp good

So

And with 25m we can get defender

Buy ginter and rudiger

And our team will fly

What do u guys think

[glass otter]

humans cant fly

[cobalt depot]

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-whynot-gif-22297086

[mortal depot]

Don't know why they're getting Gravenberch

Feels like a shit deal for almost 25M

[glass otter]

coincedence

[mortal depot]

I see very little of Müller

Barca is his pet after all

[atomic comet]

that one draw kills the meme outright though

[glass otter]

factos

[ember root]

bro those english team fans

keep talking shit about us

[glass otter]

we own them

thats wh

[mortal depot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-lDJ7YKiEY

[glass otter]

ppl still calling us farmers

not our fault the opponents are dogshit

[ember root]

NOOOO

We are losingggg

To psg

[modern escarp]

We're losing against PSG in the women's champions League 😭 😭 😭

In the bloody Allianz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKmcVgLiP8U

It's free to watch for those who want to check out our women's team 😄

[runic phoenix]

typical

[modern escarp]

Well it became 1-2 so we came sorta back but yeah hopefully we can pull something off in Paris

[runic phoenix]

yeah it ended 3-2 last time too

luckily no away goals this time

[mortal depot]

GUYS

ITS CHOUPO-GOATING'S BIRTHDAY

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1506565407423057924

FC Bayern English (@FCBayernEN)

Happy Birthday, Choupo! 🥳

Celebrate with free printing on all his shirts, today only 👉 https://t.co/oyOpwXrrd3

#MiaSanMia

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Twitter · Mar 23, 2022, 9:35 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[glass otter]

goat birthday

[ember root]

And the negotiations broke down

With ryan

Guess we will take him for free

[vapid kelp]

WHAT

WHAAAT

[mortal depot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbEvN_qcYdQ

[glass otter]

surely assists

[mortal depot]

He said scoring goals

But everyone likes scoring goals

And someone needs to assist

So

[mortal depot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/fcbayern/comments/tl79v3/kimmich_is_vaccinated_bild/

[ember root]

I got the 3

Xd

[glass otter]

W

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1506915787503812609?s=20&t=oDEBPXuNHQYrt6thjj-46w

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern have raised their offer for Ryan Gravenberch to €17m guaranteed, that can go up to €25m with add-ons, but Ajax made it clear they want €35m in total. Bayern are in a hurry to avoid a possible hijack from Juventus [@MikeVerweij via @TheEuropeanLad]

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Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 8:48 AM

35m for one year left on contract?

he wont be a starter, considering time to adapt he could even be behind sabi

and thats also assuming he doesn't have to compete with roca and tolisso

[ember root]

Just take him for free

Next season

Buy CB

Ffs

Sell upa

That rat

[minor sun]

naw

[fervent edge]

Fc bayern world squad is out again

[long fox]

Damn, Germany playin Netherlands next week. It's just a friendly, but still.. rivalry innit

[mortal depot]

Yessssssss

[glass otter]

suwee

[fresh echo]

crista ronaldo

[glass otter]

suwee

[fervent edge]

🤔

[vapid kelp]

Crista ronaldo

[glass otter]

suwee

[mortal depot]

crista ronaldo

[long fox]

Crista ronaldo

[vapid kelp]

Suwee

[glass otter]

crista ronaldo

[vapid kelp]

Crista ronaldo

[mortal depot]

suwee

[glass otter]

lewangoalski better than crista ronaldo

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1507037500963016710?s=20&t=oDEBPXuNHQYrt6thjj-46w

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Manuel Neuer (€20m/year), Thomas Müller (€20m) and Robert Lewandowski (€24m) are expected to demand a 'significant' pay rise to extend their contracts. The goal is to renew with all three players until 2025 - but at the moment, the stumbling block is their wages [Bild]

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Twitter · Mar 24, 2022, 4:51 PM

significant

[mortal depot]

Oh no

[minor sun]

This puts our board in such a terrible position

[mortal depot]

Oh god

[minor sun]

Either we give a big pay rise to three players who are likely only to decline from here

Or we lose them, likely for free

I would not want to be on the Bayern board right now, it seems like there is no good choice

[mortal depot]

Ouch

Really hope Muller doesn't go to fucking Newcastle like those mfs are OneFootball said

[glass otter]

I want football fans to be nice to us but it aint happening

[ember root]

So sabitzer score with Austria

But with bayern no goals

[minor sun]

different role also he's played for austria for a while

[ember root]

I'm telling you

Sabitzer is better than ryan

But no time to play

And show that

[mortal depot]

Sabitzer is gonna stay right?

Maybe his thoughts changed after the match

[mortal depot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/fcbayern/comments/tmo7oz/why_i_rate_roca_more_even_if_he_doesnt_play_much/

Thoughts?

[atomic comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swDDzQJ5D9E

[lone agate]

I hope muller stay until he retires

[mortal depot]

Neuer too

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cbh7HhjKdrY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Yo that's weirdly so cool

[lone agate]

Yes

I still dont understand why flick was sacked but as of now nagelsmann has been doing excellent

[mortal depot]

I think Flick wanted to focus on Germany

He didn't get sacked, did he?

But the national team is a once in a lifetime chance. My decision feels good and right,” he said. Flick's affirmations put to bed the notion that he made the decision to leave Bayern solely based on the fact that he wanted to become the next Die Mannschaft manager. 22-Aug-2021

[lone agate]

I didnt see this before thanks

[mortal depot]

No problemo

He was kinda promoted as the German coack so he left Bayern

[glass otter]

Coack

[minor sun]

word on the street is that stanisic was really good as a RCB for croatia u21 today

[mortal depot]

LOL

[vapid kelp]

Imagine if ages badly

[fallow pendant]

It can’t

Bayern have already won

It’s “leaked footage” 🙄

[mortal depot]

LOL

[glass otter]

ikr

ppl so annoying

[mortal depot]

AYE

[atomic comet]

Good

[glass otter]

https://c.tenor.com/aACFFF4gflIAAAAM/class-thats-class.gif

[ember root]

Did we sign Spence?

Or not yet ?

[glass otter]

no

[next oasis]

zamn

oh it deleted

[mortal depot]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEUER!

[next oasis]

I CANT EVEN ALRIGHT

WELL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEUER

anyways did you see the news about Barcelona trying to buy Robert

[ember root]

They are trying to buy everyone

[long fox]

Happy birthday Neuer, you legend

[glass otter]

Happy bday neuer

[verbal hawk]

guy has won everything

big respect

best goalkeeper of all time

[mortal depot]

🥳

[ember root]

Lewandowski is leaving?

To Barcelona ??????

[glass otter]

cap

[mortal depot]

GOATkeeper

[fallow pendant]

100% a rumour

[ember root]

Noo

[atomic comet]

HBD NEUER

[mortal depot]

[glass otter]

At least 3 ppl looking up

[long fox]

Bayern finished, bottling an 8-2 lead

[glass otter]

yeah

[mortal depot]

https://youtu.be/VjjifzCs3p0

[ember root]

Sad Lewandowski might leave

[glass otter]

:(

[ember root]

Brooo

I miss UCL

Ffs

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1508918334284345350?s=20&t=1lwxPVfL49zC7vDQfQMRYQ

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

📸 Thomas Müller and Louis van Gaal after the game

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Twitter · Mar 29, 2022, 9:25 PM

[mortal depot]

Love this duo

Of course Thomas is the one to score against van Gaal

[runic phoenix]

https://twitter.com/debftbayern/status/1509018472344604679?s=20&t=_QasBr9b0UiqJ1vy2zNIlw

Deb Ghosh (@debftbayern)

#BayernBonus

Twitter · Mar 30, 2022, 4:03 AM

[glass otter]

Yes

[mortal depot]

Yes.

[atomic comet]

Along with Davies with Canada, Bayern will be well represented in the WC

[modern escarp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVvH2sPaMmo&t=0s

Mates

We're drawing right now

1-2 in game, 3-3 agg

Around ten more minutes before we go to extra time

[mortal depot]

YESSSSS LETS GO GIRLS

[modern escarp]

We're going to extra time

potential penalties

[mortal depot]

Yep

[runic phoenix]

W

[glass otter]

Wamen

[glass otter]

fuck bayern tbh

not supporting this farmer shit club anymore

[mortal depot]

Done with Bayern and it's shithouse board, yeah

Echte Liebe

[glass otter]

april fools

ez

[long fox]

Heja BVB

[glass otter]

siema

[blazing summit]

True, we can only stapad against Arsenal and Barca

[long fox]

Dusted club imo

[signal epoch]

Payern Punich are dusted

[long fox]

BVB clear

[blazing summit]

Leipzig has a better future than us

[long fox]

Better history too

[blazing summit]

Yes

[glass otter]

yes

[mortal depot]

Yes

[lone agate]

2023 only bruh at least 2024 i think 2025 is too much

[mortal depot]

Nah 2025 is good

It's only 3 years lmao

[blazing summit]

LET'S GO

GAME DAY AGAINST FREIBURG

@glass otter What are your predictions?

[glass otter]

when do u support bayern

[blazing summit]

It doesn't matter

[glass otter]

ok..

3-1 to bayern

[blazing summit]

Good

[ember root]

Mhmmm

Idk man

We need to win this

[blazing summit]

Yes

[ember root]

I will just go study my quiz 🙂

[blazing summit]

@surreal zinc Where are you

[verbal hawk]

I have to admit

The best striker in the world

Wears number 20

Lewa was it for a while but yeah not anymore i would say

[blazing summit]

[verbal hawk]

Both are just pure world class

[blazing summit]

Are you talking about Higuain?

[verbal hawk]

No

Ohhh

His name is Diogooo

[blazing summit]

Jota?

[verbal hawk]

Yes

[blazing summit]

Ok

[verbal hawk]

Just my type of player

Looks up and shoots

And scores

[blazing summit]

More like DioGOAL Jota

[verbal hawk]

😂

[blazing summit]

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1510232412416098305

FC Bayern English (@FCBayernEN)

Today's team to take on @scfreiburg ⚫

#packmas #SCFFCB

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Twitter · Apr 2, 2022, 12:27 PM