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#bayern-munich
runic phoenix
lewa is literally scoring at more than triple the rate
@vapid kelp i see you slandering bunda man
vapid kelp
His stats are inflated
vapid kelp
we can both agree its his worst season right?
Yes
runic phoenix
by?
vapid kelp
Those won't matter when he is indecisive inside the box
runic phoenix
but they matter for other wingers?
vapid kelp
I dont see stats
runic phoenix
do you see games
vapid kelp
Sane had inflated stats last szn
vapid kelp
do you see games
Yes
runic phoenix
coman was not good in first half
vapid kelp
Yes
runic phoenix
he spent his first half crossing to messi
runic phoenix
and we got lucky because there was a spill which he scored
vapid kelp
And many of those passes are those fifa types of passes when you cant dribble past you just hit the ball into the box randomly
runic phoenix
ok and what exactly are you slandering the chipmunk for
vapid kelp
Gnabry?
runic phoenix
yes
runic phoenix
same
vapid kelp
Because he is inconsistent af this szn
glass otter
hera me out
vapid kelp
He was good at the first 10 games of szn and stuttgart
runic phoenix
coman was exactly the same till last season
glass otter
he gained my trust
vapid kelp
so why are you ok with him on 17m
He changes games
vapid kelp
kimmich hasn't had a single wc game this season
Hertha berlin
runic phoenix
and gnabry doesnt?
vapid kelp
Benfica
vapid kelp
and gnabry doesnt?
Recently nah
runic phoenix
so its recency bias
vapid kelp
This is the ucl
Recent form should be taken into
You lose you go out
This is not the league
runic phoenix
did you diss coman and sane for the psg game?
vapid kelp
Yes
Check my message logs
I even wanted sane out
He proved me wrong this season so
runic phoenix
so you're basically a recency bias merchant then
if we let gnabry leave, it will be the biggest mistake since kroos
vapid kelp
so you're basically a recency bias merchant then
.....
glass otter
i forgor 💀
mortal depot
Why do you have access to the bayern munich channel if you're a union fan wtf
runic phoenix
|| im not really a union berling fan ||
glass otter
berlin*
mortal depot
|| im not really a union berling fan ||
Lmaooooooo
surreal zinc
Whens the next match for us
Sunday vs Furth
runic phoenix
If we ride with this triple winger terrorism again I'm posting a nastily worded tweet 😂
uncut coral
And make our defence even worse?
ember root
He is the problem
glass otter
Can sule leave fast
no
ember root
he can't even run
uncut coral
Well, it will take some time. Guy is just too inexperienced and we know that. We spent world record fee on him because he will finally be our long-term solution.
uncut coral
Nah
ember root
What nah
U think he is going to stay our manager after he get knocked out by Salzburg??
long fox
Next game's against Furth, istg if he bottles that 
uncut coral
He only has one, two yellows give a suspension in UCL
humble trench
....
Actually, I am persuaded that if Nagelsmann doesn't perform quite well, it's because of his particular game-style which requires specific players we don't have yet.
cobalt depot
I think Bayern needs to buy few more players that fit Naglesmann’s style
long fox
Daily reminder that Dortmund are finished
mortal depot
If we ride with this triple winger terrorism again I'm posting a nastily worded ...
Lmaooo
mortal depot
Daily reminder that Dortmund are finished
Yes
vapid kelp
I think Bayern needs to buy few more players that fit Naglesmann’s style
Coman gnabry sane will be in the mud if we even try to change our DNA
They are pure wingers
Not fuckin wingbacks
atomic comet
this isn't FIFA where it can work if you do something right
glass otter
this isn't FIFA where it can work if you do something right
this isnt fifa this is a ratio
mortal depot
Gnabry wants to leave
uncut coral
Source?
mortal depot
LOL
glass otter
😡
runic phoenix
there's no source
he wants to renew but oli is listening to ft and thinks he's bad
meanwhile real barca and others are literally on their knees
shy lynx
I TOLD YOU
Ulreich – Pavard, Upamecano, Süle, Hernández – Kimmich, Tolisso – Sabitzer, Müller, Sané – Lewandowski
Fuck man
What is this
fallow pendant
When will Neuer be ready to play?
by the time we verse Salzburg surely he should be back right
glass otter
I think in April
atomic comet
it said somewhere between 6 weeks i think
ember root
Why bayern act like they are broke
When they are making millions
Something is wrong
pine tulip
Lewandowski
glass otter
Lewandowski
turbid vessel
Robbed (of) Ballondorski
glass otter
robbedert of ballondorski
mortal depot
Ooo 4 defenders
long fox
It's the 4-1-4-1 formation again lmao
long fox
UCL 2022 favourites, my ass. Miss me with that bullshit
mortal depot
2-1**
glass otter
3-1**
long fox
4-1**
mortal depot
Tolisso out for 4 weeks
atomic comet
images that sparked the Bayern Comeback
glass otter
atomic comet
https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005
Yes yes I saw. Happened a few times today
atomic comet
I mean I’ve had them for years
wise light
What a bad performance
Throughout most of the game
Good comeback ig
But a lot of work needs to be done
4-1 
in the end.
Unfortunately we have Frankfurt away next
Whom and where we haven't won against in idek how long
5-0 last season ig
But I don't remember the last time we won in Frankfurt
My prediction is probably 
2-1
Or maybe 1-2
Idk our defense is very shaky
And our attack hasn't been too great either
At least for what our standards are
For it
uncut light
WHEN WILL NEUER RETURN
AHHHHHHHHHHH
no offence to ulreich
good gk
but our defence is a shambles
and neuer concealed that
don't know what we'll do when he leaves
we gotta start thinking for the future
KIMMICH AND GORETZKA ARE 27
AHHHH
ok I'm stressing out too much
glass otter
don't know what we'll do when he leaves
New gk obviously
uncut light
we missed out on donnarumma
glass otter
Someone young and experienced
uncut light
not like he would have come to us anyway
uncut light
Someone young and experienced
I'm hearing livakovic is decent
glass otter
Ok
minor sun
after richards was subbed off we weren't really playing in a back 4 anymore
minor sun
Throughout most of the game
second half was good imo, but not flawless.
minor sun
but our defence is a shambles
our defense is still one of the best itw, we have just been unlucky with really good finishing recently, it happens
minor sun
YEAH BUT WHO
Luis Maximiano is extremely promising and should be relatively cheap
uncut light
our defense is still one of the best itw, we have just been unlucky with really ...
being unlucky is one thing
but like we are consistently conceding week in week out
that is not a good thing
there has to be a problem
we need better depth
in midfield defense and gk
say if upa improves
we'll have lucas and upa as cbs
what about rb
is pavard enough
we shouldn't be living off of bundesligas alone
we should be targeting the champions league
no depth in cb
sule is leaving
and lb?
davies and lucas
I believe in nianzou
but other than that
uncut light
no depth in cb
stanisic, alright
mortal depot
NO
MULLER POSITIVE?
MULLER POSITIVE FOR THE VIRUS NO
Can't even trust Onefootball
Yep confirmed by the club
minor sun
but like we are consistently conceding week in week out
well in the last few weeks the opposition has had extremely good finishing, it wont continue like this the whole season.
minor sun
no depth in cb
we will certainly at least be getting a RWB or a CB to replace sule, pavard can play both rb and cb so its flexible
uncut light
well in the last few weeks the opposition has had extremely good finishing, it w...
hope
it's the hope that kills
anyway
mortal depot
Injuries rn for Bayern:
Goretzka
Davies
Musiala
Neuer
Tolisso
Coman
Müller
Injuries/Virus ig
uncut light
coman and tolisso
what would be our lineup rn
ulreich
pavard
lucas
upa/sule
richards
kimmich
roca
sane
gnabry
sabitzer/wanner
lewandowski
loool
minor sun
should be fine we should still be winning with this team
minor sun
only concern is little rotation options
uncut light
why don't I have faith
uncut coral
Isn't Musiala coming back
uncut light
only concern is little rotation options
this is the thing
minor sun
we dont want our players to be dead by the time salzburg game comes around
i would be perfectly fine taking some Ls in the league if that means our main players are fit
uncut light
next game is frankfurt
minor sun
chupo should be getting more minutes. he looked good and lewy is a must for UCL
uncut light
ack
uncut light
chupo should be getting more minutes. he looked good and lewy is a must for UCL
true tho
uncut coral
Wtf why are my messages deleting
Well, that one didn't. Guess it was the spacing
Anyways, I think we will go with something like : Lewy - Sane, Sabtizer, Gnabry - Roca, Kimmich - Richards, Hernandez, Upamecano/Sule, Pavard
minor sun
sabi as decent against furth
his flexibility will be really useful with so many players out
minor sun
also one of nianzou, richards, and sarr should be playing at all times during these league games, our backline requires lots of pace and energy and salzburg will have plenty of that.
uncut light
also one of nianzou, richards, and sarr should be playing at all times during th...
richards and sarr how about that
or nianzou and sarr
I want sarr to play tbh
minor sun
sabitzer played as a winger?
yes he can, but our "winger" positions play more like AMs than pure wingers, they operate in the half spaces, which should be right where sabi works well
minor sun
or nianzou and sarr
yes some combination
minor sun
since muller's out
yes in place of where muller normally plays
sarr could do decent as a RWB
i think a back 3 suits him more than a back 4
minor sun
back 3 methinks
uncut light
kimmich and roca
uncut light
back 3 methinks
back 4 worked well this time out
minor sun
after he was subbed we switched to back 3
minor sun
something like this, some subs we can make:
choupo -> lewy
coman -> richards
sarr/sane -> gnabry
sabi -> wanner
any cb -> lucas/ upa
uncut coral
No way Lewy isn't in the starting lineup lol
A week's rest is enough rest
We don't have any midweek games until Salzburg next month
minor sun
A week's rest is enough rest
he shouldn't be playing the full 90 of the next two matches
uncut coral
Sure, but he will still start
minor sun
choupo has been good when played, we cannot afford any more high profile injuries
id rather choupo start and play 60 minutes and then we can sub lewy in incase we're chasing the game
rather than forcing lewy to play the full 90 because we're down one and can't sub him off while behind
long fox
RIP
mortal depot
choupo has been good when played, we cannot afford any more high profile injurie...
Only theories
I hope Lewa doesn't start but
Not sure Nagelsmann will actually do shit
When's our next match
minor sun
When's our next match
saturday
i have full faith in nagelsmann
i have no doubt that he is the man for the job
mortal depot
That's a long time
mortal depot
i have full faith in nagelsmann
I don't know about that after our last 3 matches
He'll figure something out tho
That's what we do
minor sun
i think everyone is overreacting
i didnt want to say anything after the bochum game because everyone was freaking out but
mortal depot
Lol nah
The thing is
We have 7 injuries, main people who start
It will cause a little bit chaos
minor sun
bochum had 1.59 xG, from that they produced 3.03 xGOT, from that they scored 4.
this means that the amount of chances we conceded were pretty low in comparison, even if it was a below average defensive performance on our end.
our xG was 2.76, which translated to 2.67 xGOT from that we scored 2.
it wasn't a massive defensive failure like its painted out to be, its simply a matter of probability, sometimes the unlikely thing happens.
glass otter
we losing
mortal depot
It was hard to comprehend what the fuck happened ig
glass otter
bayern going full liverpool
mortal depot
No we'll win smh
glass otter
injury crisis
minor sun
as for the salzburg game, we deserved to concede one. but as for the attacking end, we created 2.35 xG (2.15 xGOT) meaning that since we only scored one it was really their keeper who was the only thing keeping them from conceding a second. nagelsmann coached a 2-1 win over salzburg, again probability just works that way sometimes.
**and this isn't to say that we were great. i can pick apart problems from the last 3 games all day. but we were still the better team, which is really what matter when assessing if this is just a slump or indicative of some underlying problem or long term trend **
mortal depot
as for the salzburg game, we deserved to concede one. but as for the attacking e...
We couldn't do much about that goal ngl
mortal depot
**and this isn't to say that we were great. i can pick apart problems from the l...
As I said
The defense for Bayern is surprising because we're one of the best teams
The board made shit decisions and it's facing its problems now
We have 7 injuries, main people who start
mortal depot
It will definitely cause chaos
mortal depot
We'll win
glass otter
i mean against frankfurt
glass otter
glass otter
i cant read /j
mortal depot
Literally just had a conversation about how Bayern is not a finished club
minor sun
we concede an average of 0.97 xG p90, which is the 9th best in europe
for reference we create the most xG in all of europe after combining both we have the best xGD/90 in all of europe, ahead of both city and liverpool.
verbal hawk
What you do after losing like that to Bochum and get the living shit beaten out of you by Salzburg, you bounce back with a great performance
It's a mental thing
This is unacceptable
mortal depot
Wdym living shit beaten out of us by Salzburg
mortal depot
We dominated the game I swear
verbal hawk
I turned that shit off after 70 minutes
glass otter
2-1 for the better fcb
mortal depot
We played better in the Salzburg match overall than the first half of the Fürth one imo
verbal hawk
But we didn't score
glass otter
We played better in the Salzburg match overall than the first half of the Fürth ...
cuz salzburg has good defenders and a good gk
watched the match
they beat almost every header
verbal hawk
Football is about being effective
minor sun
salzburg was totally dead by the end of the second half
verbal hawk
And we didn't win still
minor sun
if the performance was exactly the same but the salzburg keeper didnt have such a good game and we scored a 2nd would you guys all be freaking out like this?
verbal hawk
They where so obviously fatigued yet we couldn't make anything happen
minor sun
if the performance was exactly the same but the salzburg keeper didnt have such ...
probably not
mortal depot
Ball hit the post like 4 times
verbal hawk
if the performance was exactly the same but the salzburg keeper didnt have such ...
yes
minor sun
this is a really normal thing in football lmao
minor sun
it wasnt
mortal depot
if the performance was exactly the same but the salzburg keeper didnt have such ...
Kohn was fucking extraordinary that game ngl
verbal hawk
It's not about Salzburg, it's about it starting to happen regularly
I said after Bochum that things like this happen
But it can't be accepted
minor sun
imagine if this was bayern!
verbal hawk
Games like that will happen
minor sun
woah if this is city against southampton what would bayern do to them
verbal hawk
Games like that will happen
But if it happens consistently it's massive
minor sun
But if it happens consistently it's massive
its a three game stretch of unlucky finishing
i would not call that consistently
verbal hawk
You are only unlucky so many times
verbal hawk
i would not call that consistently
I wouldn't after bochum either, but now 3 games in a row
minor sun
i mean you dont need numbers or stats to show that its unlikely for bochum to score 3 such bangers
watch the replays over and over
those do not go in often
verbal hawk
But they did
minor sun
yeah and thats why outcome based analysis is entirely useless
verbal hawk
And those 2 performances and the one yesterday even are unacceptable
minor sun
okay so they did. what does that tell us about us going forward?
absolutely nothing.
nothing that we did made it more likely for them to score such insane bangers
glass otter
we will ez win /j
minor sun
so getting hung up on it is useless, its simply a result of natural variation
mortal depot
I don't think anyone is really scared Bayern is finished per se here
We'll def get back up
minor sun
like i said theres plenty to criticize
but getting hung up on the scores is a waste of time, as they are not representative of our performance in the match, or going forward.
verbal hawk
Alright i'm back
mortal depot
Agreed
verbal hawk
okay so they did. what does that tell us about us going forward?
We can't accept thing like this
Because when we do it clearly dosen't go well
It's like the finale in 2012
Ah we lost the league and cup
Oh well
We will at least win the European Cup at home
minor sun
yeah and that final was a low-probability loss as well
we were the best team on the day and in europe
verbal hawk
It was, but it happened
verbal hawk
we were the best team on the day and in europe
Of course, but we didn't win
minor sun
yeah because the best team doesn't always win
verbal hawk
And that's the problem
minor sun
if you only used outcome-based analysis you would think that chelsea were the better team
verbal hawk
Well at the end of the day they won and we lost
We should have won that game 3 times
My point is that if we accept this
And just keep losing
We will end up in the same situation
minor sun
who is accepting it
verbal hawk
Then we are on the same page
minor sun
and now im just saying that its not as bad as it seems to most
verbal hawk
i let everyone have their fun thinking the world is ending
It did though
And we don't want that again
minor sun
yeah obviously
but the chance of these results happening in the first place was low
so the chance that such results continue is even lower
its just not likely
cobalt depot
So Neuer and Davies will be able to return for second leg?
glass otter
when is it
ember root
Best team
wise light
Yeah that was some team
Idk though the team in 2020 in my opinion was just a tiny bit better
Both teams amazing though
wise light
So Neuer and Davies will be able to return for second leg?
Neuer should be able to
I heard he's back in the training camp
Davies, questionable still
No idea when he's gonna return
Although I'm hearing it's gonna be "soon"
Whenever that means
3 big games back to back
My predictions are 2-1 , 4-2 
, and 3-1 
atomic comet
Davies, questionable still
Yea he's getting closer but not quite yet
wise light
Great.
Thomas Müller has tested positive for COVID-19
Just fantastic.
We're fucked
low heart
Then ulreich will be in goal
W
long fox
Muller only misses Frankfurt I believe, it's fine
mortal depot
My predictions are <:Eintracht_Frankfurt:831894020908646470> 2-1 <:Bayern:831893...
What even
Why will we lose to Frankfurt
atomic comet
imagine if we could go back to opel kits
let's go to the Opel Aren....
Oh wait
mortal depot
glass otter
was that in the 1st leg
glass otter
We are doneee
Ratio
mortal depot
Yeah
Guys read up
We had a whole discussion of how we're not finished
This attitude doesn't help
atomic comet
We're usually good at home anyway so i won't be surprised
verbal hawk
If we don't
It's the end for Nagelsmann
One game
One man
One victory
If we don't
Finished
ember root
coman wont play because he got yellow card right ?
glass otter
L as fuck
wise light
Why will we lose to Frankfurt
We always lose to Frankfurt away
We haven't beaten them in 3 years
At Frankfurt
And we're currently on a 2L streak against them
Not looking too good
Especially with Mr Bayern himself out
And Davies
And Neuer
mortal depot
We haven't beaten them in 3 years
Nah nah we're winning this time
wise light
And given the fact that there is a distinct possibility that we will play a suicide formation, aka a back 3, due to the lack of quality RBs and the singular LB (I mean Richards is alright but still)
wise light
I don't think you understand. It's a fucking curse.
And we've been playing god awful for the last few games
I mean jesus christ
We were 0-1 down to FUCKING FURTH
The worst defense in the league
And we couldn't score for 45 minutes
mortal depot
LOL
wise light
Embarrassing.
wise light
And the Bochum game wasn't much better
I mean Nagelsmann just doesn't know what formation to use
And honestly
I can see why
It's a tactical headache
mortal depot
We played better with Bochum than the first 45 mins of Furth
wise light
Given the injuries
mortal depot
You can't convince me otherwise Jal
wise light
I honestly feel bad
mortal depot
It will be a win or tie
wise light
People are sayin for him to go
It's not his fault
Idk I think we're gonna lose
Cuz we seem to hate bogey teams this year
As we have lost in every single attempt against the two of them
(Gladbach and Frankfurt)
Other than that 1-1 draw
at the start of the season
(Which I really enjoyed btw)
with Gladbach
Especially since that was away from home
Where we normally lose
But then we followed up that by losing 5-0 to them in the cup 
🔫
So yeah I just see many reasons as to why Frankfurt will win this
Given our form against them and our form recently
And the many injury/covid woes that we have
Along with our shaky backline
It's an absolute headache
Oh yeah and to add to that, what is going on with our attack
Its seemingly now Lewandowski doing pretty much all of the work
I mean some of the players in both halves were basically better off being non-existent
Of course, particularly the 1st half
Ahem Marcel Sabitzer
Although that wasn't his fault, wrong place, wrong time, but still lmao
It put us 0-1 down to the worst team in the league
I thought we were going to lose that game at that point
When we were 0-1 down
Cuz we seem to hate comebacks under Nagelsmann
Whenever we seem to go 1-0 down this season, we fall apart, Bochum.
Last season it was different which is why I guess some of these suicidal formations worked cuz we had Flick in the dugout.
Who is a better manager than Nagelsmann, but again, Nagelsmann can't just copy Flick, and besides he has much less experience, far younger. Incredible manager for his age Naglesmann.
But anyways I think I'm done with yet another rant
Just had to express why it's kinda stupid to say that Bayern could get a result against Frankfurt. And yes, that's an actual opinion of mine for once (although against Gladbach it would be the same. God I have an actual desired hate for that club)
goodbye again.
ember root
I don't get it why we got sabitzer
wise light
I don't get it why we got sabitzer
Sabitzer did very well at RB Leipzig
A club that Nagelsmann is well familiar with 🤣
Which is why Nagelsmann convinced the Bayern board to get Sabitzer for a bargain tbh, 18 million euros when he was worth 42.5 million euros on Transfermarkt
So yeah that's why we got Sabitzer
He's been pretty shit
But he was actually alright in the last game
Despite scoring basically an own goal
a bit annoying he was there but we won 4-1 in the end so who cares, other than Ulreich
And maybe Nagelsmann
wise light
God dammit Nagelsmann: https://www.bavarianfootballworks.com/2022/2/23/22946859/nagelsmann-bayern-munich-upamecano-hernandez-sule-davies-muller-lewandowski-kimmich-goretzka-pavard
At least he's pondering two wing backs with the back-three
That way we can have a semi-back 5
If necessary
Cuz god our defense is atrocious
atomic comet
Yea it needs to be better. Cough Cough Salzburg and Bochum
mortal depot
God dammit Nagelsmann: https://www.bavarianfootballworks.com/2022/2/23/22946859/...
No what even
That makes no sense at all
verbal hawk
God dammit Nagelsmann: https://www.bavarianfootballworks.com/2022/2/23/22946859/...
He never learns
runic phoenix
bfw is a cum rag tier source tho
im sure nagelsmann wants to stick to 3atb
but don't use that source
glass otter
God dammit Nagelsmann: https://www.bavarianfootballworks.com/2022/2/23/22946859/...
No
MF read my message
wise light
Lol.
wise light
bfw is a cum rag tier source tho
idk most of what they report is true or becomes true a bit later on
Just based on me reading it for a while
Can't wait for Frankfurt yall
Bogey team #2
At least Musiala is back
wise light
yeah
We know lol
Musiala to play for him probably
Would be my guess
We're not terribly screwed but we're still probably gonna lose to Frankfurt
minor sun
i dont know what everyone's problem is with back 3 we have been playing this formation for months
even when we played a "back 4" at full strength davies would overlap and pavard would tuck into cb or midfield to create a 2-3-5 or 3-2-5 whilst in possession.
i get that using coman and gnabry as fill-in wingbacks seems like fifa-tier tactics but he's stated before that his philosophy when playing a lesser opponent is more attacking players as they will likely sit deeper and thus require more to break down.
wise light
The 4-2-3-1 formation has caused problems as well tbf
As long as we play two dms we should be fine either way
The 4-1-4-1 is just suicide
Idk it just seems like every formation at this point has a weakness to it
Especially with Davies and Neuer out
Also happy birthday Hansi Flick!
glass otter
even when we played a "back 4" at full strength davies would overlap and pavard ...
Damn we playing 2 atb like in 1930
minor sun
Damn we playing 2 atb like in 1930
in possession yes
Twitter
there are not many more chances created and goals scored
okay this is just objectively wrong and im gonna break down the numbers by comparing last season to this.
20/21 per 90
npxG for: 2.01
against: 1.14
difference: +0.87
21/22 per 90
npxG for: 2.67
against: 0.94
difference: +1.73
This means that we're both creating more goal scoring opportunities and conceding less than last season.
wise light
what that doesn't mean though is that our defense is good
Our defense is still pretty crap
Based on that we're still conceding, on average, a goal a game
wise light
Tied with Freiburg on goals conceded tho
So tied for first
But still, what about the Champions League
minor sun
8th least npxG p90 in the top 5 leagues
minor sun
But still, what about the Champions League
what about it
wise light
Is our defense good enough against the big boys like Man City, Liverpool, etc.
I guess we'll find out
If we actually do get to find out
glass otter
guys look at pfp and name
surreal zinc
wise light
guys look at pfp and name
mortal depot
guys look at pfp and name
🤝
wise light
Matchday tmrw or today depending on the timezone ur in
My prediction remains 2-1 sadly
verbal hawk
A man of the people
minor sun
Twitter
pls stop falling for media drama boys
nagelsmann has shown himself to be an expert communicator both with his players and with the media
long fox
Twitter
atomic comet
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1497251163145650181
But Hinteregger is still gonna be playing so
mortal depot
uncut light
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1497251163145650181
SEBASTIAN RODE
KAMADA
ayy
runic phoenix
LMAO?
uncut light
LMAO?
long fox
mortal depot
wise light
WHAT THE
WHAT
WE JUST
WHAT
BEAT FRANKFURT???? AWAY FROM HOME????
WITHOUT MULLER
OR NEUER
OR GORETZKA
OR DAVIES
WHAT THE F#######
Incredible job
0-1
Finally, a win in Frankfurt.
After 3
fucking
years
atomic comet
YESSSS
minor sun
we deserved at least one goal more imo, but also could have conceded one if we were a little unlucky today. frankfurt had pretty poor finishing with their limited amount of chances. kimmich was deserved POTM, he was very solid defensively and good in buildup despite good defensive structure from frankfurt. gnabry was actually really good today, could have easily had an assist.
also imagine how much more comfortable the last ~15 minutes would have been if we had a controlling midfielder who could slow down the game like thiago, caqueret would be the perfect addition in the summer for that. unlikely transfer tho
atomic comet
Crat karma
Marquez semi-mudded because he's also Frankfurt
glass otter
we deserved at least one goal more imo, but also could have conceded one if we w...
Tldr
wise light
we deserved at least one goal more imo, but also could have conceded one if we w...
completely agreed. Sabitzer also played a pretty good game imo too
Lewy also got some chances as there was good service to him so that was a good thing as well
But yeah super-subs work again for Nagelsmann
Nagelsmann is really good at doing that
Bringing on the right substitutes
It's honestly incredible how much of an impact they have under Nagelsmann, its one of the ways we like to win games, particularly nowadays
This game it was Sane coming on but last game it was Choupo-Moting, he made the team better immediately.
uncut light
completely agreed. Sabitzer also played a pretty good game imo too
Happy to hear that
Especially against frankfurt
glass otter
I refuse
mortal depot
Neuer will be back against Salzburg let's go
glass otter
Neuer will be back against Salzburg let's go
Ez
glass otter
Neuer will be back against Salzburg let's go
wise light
Neuer will be back against Salzburg let's go
Yayyy
mortal depot
Sorry Lol didn't believe that. We are dreadful against Frankfurt (a) usually.
Fair enough but I had a gut feeling 🤝
uncut light
Neuer will be back against Salzburg let's go
uncut light
Neuer will be back against Salzburg let's go
mortal depot
🤝 🤍
wise light
Yayy our players are actually coming back from injury for once
I mean christ above
Our team is dreadful without our key players
Although we always get the job done ig
Except the Bochum, M'gladbach, Frankfurt, Augsburg, M'gladbach again, and M'gladbach a third time, games
mortal depot
Tell ur position
CM
glass otter
9 more
ember root
Mhmmm
verbal hawk
Tell ur position
Winger
minor sun
any talks of selling sabi right now are really silly imo considering he's only played 812 minutes in all competitions so far
give him actual minutes and he will play himself into the team, he's extremely flexible as well which makes people rate him harsher when he doesn't excel in a position that he wont normally play anyway. (like when he played LB)
verbal hawk
And he was bought last season
uncut coral
Weird how people are already calling him a flop when they just literally saw Sane taking an entire season to come good enough
Sure, Sabitzer has been woeful, but I won't judge him until he has gotten enough time to assimilate himself into the club
uncut light
Except the Bochum, M'gladbach, Frankfurt, Augsburg, M'gladbach again, and M'glad...
bigger list than people expected
uncut light
Tell ur position
cb
uncut light
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1498418316351881219?s=20&t=62MqQasmlgC4Q_9...
cmon renew tolisso at least
uncut light
Sure, Sabitzer has been woeful, but I won't judge him until he has gotten enough...
was alright last game
glass otter
EZ
POCHUM OWNED
8 more
i put isaac twice cuz idk which winger
but both lw and rw taken until 1 person takes
OWNED ANOTHER ONE
glass otter
glass otter
😔
atomic comet
😦
versed panther
Oh wait aidan too yes
atomic comet
Yes hi I’m here lol
versed panther
Gegar Kratos Zizo Aidan
glass otter
aidan which position
glass otter
i forgor 💀
atomic comet
aidan which position
Based on my height i'd not be a defender lol, maybe somewhere on the wing or centrally
I'm like less than 5' tall so you'd understand why i asked if i told you this
wise light
bigger list than people expected
Yeah but Flick had this big of a list last season too tbf
uncut light
*I'm like less than 5' tall so you'd understand why i asked if i told you this*
Same but like somehow my best position is cb
Heading and all nah nah nah nah nah never
But otherwise
I'm alright imo
uncut coral
Yeah but Flick had this big of a list last season too tbf
Still just 5 losses
(in all competitions)
Nagelsmann already has 5 losses
Reminder that in his 1.5 seasons at Bayern, Flick won 7 trophies and lost just one more game than that, 8 in total
ember root
We are broke asf
Our management team like my ass
How we don't have money I don't understand
Isnt Adidas paying us
Or what
I MEAN
And audi
vapid kelp
How we don't have money I don't understand
Salary inflation mf
We either sacrifice this or our budget
cobalt depot
I guess time for a revamp
vapid kelp
I guess time for a revamp
Why?
We have a generational squad
We just dont have depth like we had coutinho perisic thiago this season
We might get gravenberch
minor sun
I guess for a new coach
why would we do that
ember root
Anyways if they don't fix everything
We will get out of champions league in quarter finals
glass otter
fresh echo
is this all the bayern fans lmao
glass otter
Yes
ember root
@glass otter mhmm you forgot me ?
mortal depot
Anyways if they don't fix everything
I don't understand the problem
We lost one game in the last 4 matches
We won two
And we drew one
We have 7 injuries
minor sun
I don't understand the problem
exactly lol
and even the two negative results were unlikely outcomes considering the chances on either side
versed panther
Put gegar striker lol
Same position as gomez
He will like it
Put zizo as CM with newt and kratos
humble trench
Wir werden Salzburg endgültig demolieren
mortal depot
Put zizo as CM with newt and kratos
🤝
fervent edge
Where's Thomas?
fervent edge
Wir werden Salzburg endgültig demolieren
Wer hat das gesagt?
fervent edge
Hmm
glass otter
Where's Thomas?
Tell position
verbal hawk
Unpopular opinion: i never liked Gomez or Mandzukic
uncut light
glass otter
I play Mittelfeldspieler im Angriff
K
verbal hawk
Putting my german to the test here
humble trench
Putting my german to the test here
Oh, lernst du die Sprache, Kumpel
atomic comet
https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1499779010150256641?s=21
Oh fuck yea, Julian!
uncut light
https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1499779010150256641?s=21
Oh fuck yea, Jul...
He's the most casual manager ever and I love it
atomic comet
He’s such a mood lol. And I love that
glass otter
<@668772562607669270> mhmm you forgot me ?
what was ur position
reef prairie
reef prairie
team up there > barcelona
glass otter
like in the school days
ember root
what was ur position
Gk
ember root
Lol
glass otter
can someone come to defence
cobalt depot
What’s this for basically?
glass otter
someone made a liverpool fan one
im trying to make it better than it
so far
it kinda does
mortal depot
Goalkeepers:
1 Manuel Neuer
26 Sven Ulreich
36 Christian Früchtl
Defenders:
2 Dayot Upamecano
3 Omar Richards
4 Niklas Sule
5 Benjamin Pavard
19 Alphonso Davies
20 Bouna Sarr
21 Lucas Hernandez
23 Tanguy Nianzou
44 Josip Stanisic
Midfielders:
6 Joshua Kimmich
8 Leon Goretzka
14 Paul Wanner
18 Marcel Sabitzer
22 Marc Roca
24 Corentin Tolisso
**Forwards: **
7 Serge Gnabry
9 Robert Lewandowski
10 Leroy Sane
11 Kingsley Coman
13 Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting
25 Thomas Muller
40 Malik Tillman
42 Jamal Musiala
Coaches:
Julian Nagelsmann
Benjamin Gluck
Xaver Zembrod
Dino Toppmoller
Prof Dr Holger Broich
Toni Tapalovic
Bayern München 2021/22
humble trench
sehr gutes starkes team
Mein Lieblingsspieler ist Thomas Müller
Auch Serge Gnabry Manuel Neuer, Jamal Musiala, Kimmich, Sane, Davies, Hernandez und der einzige Robert Lewandowski
Sogar Leon Goretzka, Common Pavard, Upamecano sind Weltkl
Ich glaube, ich liebe alle Spieler und Vereine von Bayern München
glass otter
**Goalkeepers:**
1 Manuel Neuer
26 Sven Ulreich
36 Christian Früchtl
**Defender...
u spelled lewangoalski wrong
mortal depot
Ich glaube, ich liebe alle Spieler und Vereine von Bayern München
Oh one sec let me get my translator
mortal depot
Mein Lieblingsspieler ist Thomas Müller
YES SAME
glass otter
Mein Lieblingsspieler ist Thomas Müller
my favourite player thomas muller?
humble trench
Lieblingspieler ist eins spieler
Ich sagte, mein Favorit sei Müller, der Rest in Ordnung
glass otter
idk german tbh i guessing
mortal depot
Lieblingspieler ist eins spieler
Lmao
glass otter
Auch Serge Gnabry Manuel Neuer, Jamal Musiala, Kimmich, Sane, Davies, Hernandez ...
and serge gnabry, manuel neuer, jamal musiala, kimmich, sane, davies, hernandez and the best robert lewandowski
humble trench
u spelled lewangoalski wrong
Lol ja
@glass otter how is the Mannschaft coming along
glass otter
gut
humble trench
Hübsch keep me Gesendet
glass otter
🥶
humble trench
Suleeeeee
Müller hatte mit seinem Volley Pech
Außerdem haben wir 63 Prozent Ballbesitz
Sieg für Bayern München
Mia san mia
glass otter
Müller hatte mit seinem Volley Pech
muller assists the volley
humble trench
Ja
glass otter
Außerdem haben wir 63 Prozent Ballbesitz
we have 63% ball possesion
humble trench
Ja
glass otter
Sieg für Bayern München
goal for bayern munchen
humble trench
Victory to Bayern Munich
humble trench
Warum spielt Richards?
Müller ist hinterhältig
Upamecano schnell wie Fickjungen
Gnabry nein
glass otter
Gnabry nein
gnabry no
humble trench
Ja
glass otter
do u speak englsh
humble trench
Little
uncut light
Good enough because I'm too lazy to open translate👍
humble trench
Let's go bakker yellow
Koman play cautious
The Leverkusen defenders playing agressive
uncut light
Coman good player though
humble trench
Good point
humble trench
Deserves to be a starter
Ja