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fallow pendant
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It’s been signed

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Dortmund confirmed it

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We still have our trio it’s fine

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MLN

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Lol

mortal depot
fallow pendant
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Yh

minor sun
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my thoughts on sule transfer

glass otter
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paragraph over a trasnfer

minor sun
glass otter
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what

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i totally didnt

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no way jose

ashen ice
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Crat

glass otter
surreal zinc
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😭 😭 😭

uncut light
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oh well

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we've done it a buncha times

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now it's dortmund's time

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really hoped he would renew tho

long fox
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No matter who Dortmund sign, they'll still bottle. They have that tinpot club bottling mentality kekw

fallow pendant
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What do u want us to do?

verbal hawk
fallow pendant
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Buy his jersey?

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donate to him?

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Or write him a song?

verbal hawk
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Maybe pay him

fallow pendant
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He was making 48k a week

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That is fine

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plus he didn’t have to leave

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They would’ve bumped it up if he asked maybe 75k-100k

pale pythonBOT
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@ember root has joined the chat!

ember root
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And we lost another player for free yay

atomic comet
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Oops lol

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Niklas Sule's BES Moments at Bayern

minor sun
onyx siren
runic phoenix
runic phoenix
long fox
mortal depot
# ashen ice Crat

God you don't know how much I love your profile picture and username

mortal depot
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New profile pictur

ashen ice
fallow pendant
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😂

long fox
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Choupo Goating

ember root
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Today date

mortal depot
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LMAO I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

pale pythonBOT
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@humble trench has joined the chat!

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@humble trench has joined the chat!

humble trench
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Ello

mortal depot
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Welcome!!!

humble trench
signal epoch
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Happy 8-2 day boys

atomic comet
long fox
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Yikes

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Covid FC back at it again

mortal depot
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Yep

long fox
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Bochum and Furth are easy work, Salzburg tho

long fox
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You mean, Memefurt and Neverkusen?

surreal zinc
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But

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MEMEFURT??

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BRUHHHHHHH

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🤬 🤬 🤬

glass otter
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they are the easiest

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especially the 1st

surreal zinc
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🤬 🤬 🤬 🧢 🧢 🧢

glass otter
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decide

surreal zinc
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Frankfurt away is harder than Leverkusen at home

glass otter
surreal zinc
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🤬 🤬 🤬

glass otter
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@surreal zinc

surreal zinc
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Really?

glass otter
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u forgot the 5-1 where we won the league

surreal zinc
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Frankfurt's gonna win again kekw

glass otter
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impossible

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memefurt could never

surreal zinc
glass otter
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🤬 🧢 merchant

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BRUH

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🤬

surreal zinc
glass otter
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fuck you

surreal zinc
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I am jk

glass otter
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how was euro 2016

surreal zinc
glass otter
surreal zinc
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But good cuz we played France

glass otter
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badly

surreal zinc
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Legia is goated wuf

glass otter
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yes

surreal zinc
glass otter
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so is fcsb

surreal zinc
long fox
versed panther
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Leroy sane in comparison to Salah(season so far)

minor sun
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what the fuck

long fox
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Ulreich's fine

pale pythonBOT
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@kindred cloud has joined the chat!

kindred cloud
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hello

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new here

minor sun
mortal depot
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The next chapter in Bayern München's history
► Sub now: https://redirect.bundesliga.com/_bwCS

After winning the treble in 2019/20, the question was what would come next for Bayern. Well, Robert Lewandowski took it upon himself to answer with 41 goals in 29 games, breaking Gerd Müller's 49-year record to take his place in the Bundesliga recor...

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Just wanted to drop that there

vapid kelp
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Nice

vapid kelp
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Our squad is so thin

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Like last szn

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Same mistake every time

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Shouldve loaned players

glass otter
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back

ashen ice
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the bayern discord is odd

atomic comet
fervent edge
atomic comet
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ah ofc the reddit one....

surreal zinc
long fox
glass otter
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f

mortal depot
mortal depot
uncut light
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bochum are 11th what

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augsburg kekw

glass otter
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lol

fervent edge
fallow pendant
runic phoenix
atomic comet
mortal depot
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2 hours left

fallow pendant
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Sule

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🤢

long fox
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Bruh

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Losing 3-1.. against Bochum, ya havin' a fuckin laugh?

ember root
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hahahhahaha

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we are fucked

long fox
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It's startin' to look like that Gladbach game

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4-1

verbal hawk
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Get Leno in

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To be honest you have to be a fan of Bochum

ember root
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hello ??

verbal hawk
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But anyway as i was saying

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Get Leno in as a backup goalkeeper

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And i'm not even mad at this result

long fox
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4-5 comeback incoming, dw kekw

verbal hawk
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yeah

long fox
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Also Dortmund losing to Union tomorrow, no Haaland no party

verbal hawk
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Corner taken quickly, Chopu Moting!

versed drum
long fox
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Yup

ember root
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we are out of champs

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because of our gk

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shit

verbal hawk
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How long is he out?

ember root
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neuer ?

verbal hawk
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Yes

ember root
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4 weeks i think

verbal hawk
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Nah

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Don't worry

ember root
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so champ 16 round away and home

verbal hawk
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Not a problem

versed drum
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haven't seen the last 3 bochum goals, so is anyone able to tell if they were that good or ulreich is just being ulreich

verbal hawk
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Ulreich

versed drum
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classic

long fox
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Upamecano's so shit today

verbal hawk
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Starting Ulreich is like starting 3-0 down innit

versed drum
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oh, well that too

long fox
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Sule too

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Salzburg licking their lips rn

glass otter
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bruh

mortal depot
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@fallow pendant FT 4-2

long fox
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RIP

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BVB losing tomorrow, calma

glass otter
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union

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save our asses pls

fallow pendant
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Lewa scored

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Saw the notification

mortal depot
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Yeah

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Better than losing 4-1

long fox
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Lewa's the only one that played well

glass otter
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and prat got muted

mortal depot
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Honestly, it was a poor game from the whole team, Defense, mostly Süle, the snake, and Upa fucked up way too much. Literally three of the four goals conceded weren't savable for Ulreich. People keep saying it's his fault but he did what he could. Gnabry very poor performance for attack. Kimmich couldn't handle midfield by himself, and Müller tried his best but Nagelsmann keeps changing his position. It's simple, just put him under Lewa and they take care of the rest. Honestly the formation was a big mistake, 4-1-4-1 didn't work for us. But better now than in the UCL. Let's hope we at least get some new defenders now. Let's come back stronger than ever, boys

long fox
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Let's just forget that game ever happened. Could've been a lot worse too, could've been 6-2. They scored 2 offside goals early in the 2nd half

mortal depot
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LOL yes

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Copy pasted my analysis into #bundesliga

long fox
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There's nothing to analyze. Shit attack, shit defence, the whole team was plain dogshit today. Lewa carried

mortal depot
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LOL fair enough

glass otter
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urleich hasnt been the same

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crat bantering us as his team havent lost 5-2

long fox
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Ulreich wasn't terrible today, it's not his fault for most of the goals

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Upamecanass, Sule, Gnabry, Kimmich were all piss poor today

molten oracle
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Hopefully this performance has no effect on us come Tuesday

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Wednesday

ember root
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Everyone was terrible

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Especially the snake

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Bro this always happens all good players get injured before champions league i swear to god

verbal hawk
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I think we need depth

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Maybe bring in Leno, Christensen and Di Maria

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Or something

glass otter
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leno?

verbal hawk
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Yeah

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Just a bit of a backup that works better

glass otter
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I would rather have boruc

ember root
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Di Maria?

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He is finished bro

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We need a new cb

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And gnabry should leave

glass otter
uncut coral
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Lewy was MOTM

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Man singlehandedly almost carried us to a comeback, if only that freekick went in and that touch to round the GK was just a tiny bit better

mortal depot
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Gnabry is usually amazing

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Just poor this match

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Can't remove players cos they were poor in one match

ember root
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Not the first time

wise light
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He's inconsistent @mortal depot

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Same with Upamecano

fresh echo
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what is this with muller and his horses

glass otter
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If we cant beat bochum

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How are we supposed to beat Salzburg in the ucl

signal epoch
glass otter
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fair

vapid kelp
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He is our second best goalscorer

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Ik he is inconsistent

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Thats why start sane on left and coman on right

fallow pendant
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I refuse to believe that we will lose

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2 legs

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I think one draw

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one win for us

long fox
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If Nagelsmann doesn't play that stupid, suicide 4-1-4-1 formation again.. I think we'll be good

vapid kelp
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He wont

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He obv experimented against a newly promoted team

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And it backfired harf

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And its also the fact that they scored 2 bangers which no one can help

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And 1 stupid pen from upamecano

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We created enough chances but we missed the final pass or hit the bar

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Its okay we always use the same formation in the ucl

wise light
wise light
wise light
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Remember we played with like 1/2 of the squad fit

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against PSG

fallow pendant
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I mean that’s right

wise light
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And drew 3-3

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In the end

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And that was against goddamned PSG

fallow pendant
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but ulreich better not embarrass ys

wise light
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As long as we don't play our 4-1-4-1

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We should win both

fallow pendant
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when is Neuer fit to play

wise light
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3-5 weeks

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Dk when Davies is coming back

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And Musiala should be back within 2 weeks

fallow pendant
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What happened to Davies

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i wasn’t there

wise light
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Myocarditis

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From the covid vaccine

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Its a side effect

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Affects the heart

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Makes it bigger

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The medical advice says if you get it treated you will have it healed in a few months.

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Davies got it treated

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But still its a few months

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So we don't know how long he'll be out

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Could be next month

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Could be next season

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We just don't know

fallow pendant
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that’s why my parents don’t want me to get vaccinated

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God forbid it happening to them

wise light
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That's not the reason

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To not get vaccinated

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It's a side effect

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That affects

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like 1 in 5,000,000

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Extremely low odds

wise light
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But anyways

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I think we should leave our political opinions out of this chat

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Because yes

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This vaccine has become political

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Because literally everything becomes political

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At least in my country

fallow pendant
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if you child gets it

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You’ll regret it

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not really worth the risk

wise light
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It's like really low stakes

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And it only comes from one dose

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Your second one normally

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Even if you get one its better than none imo

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But again, I don't want to get into this subject

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But anyways

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME THOMAS MULLER

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Why does this headline come out after the Zouma thing. God jesus.

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I guess everyone's just being cruel to their animals. This was less worse as the horse wasn't getting beaten

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But still it's bad.

glass otter
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thats cap

wise light
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No cap, articles about it everywhere

glass otter
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y tho

wise light
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I just chose one of the six

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There are probably more

glass otter
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muller i trusted u :(

wise light
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Not in a weird way

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But admired him

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So yeah I don't know why he did this

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It's even more stupid to me

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To sell an animals s#men

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Than to beat an animal

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Just because

glass otter
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bruh

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🤬

wise light
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There is like no reasoning behind it with Muller's case

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To beat an animal, you could have gotten mad at it for something it did to you, but still NO EXCUSE to beat an animal in any way shape or form

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I'm just saying there could be a reasoning in the players head

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For that

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But this

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This just makes no sense

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Why and how do you think of this

glass otter
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whats the point of selling it tho

wise light
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That's what im wondering

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You already have plenty of money Muller

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Why do you need more

fallow pendant
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I’m confused

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what’s wrong with freezing horse semen)

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making it big deal out of it

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Acting like he’s having ### with the horse itself

verbal hawk
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There was no proof and as Jer said he wasn't doing anything to the horse

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Just freezing the semen

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He wasn't beating or having sex with the horse as far as i understood

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But not an animal expert by any means so take what i say with a grain of salt

verbal hawk
signal epoch
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people are forgetting we havent lost an away game in UCL since 2017

cobalt depot
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When is the game against Salzburg?

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Oh Wednesday

wise light
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Which it doesn't want to do unless it actually wants to have sex with another horse.

wise light
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How else do you produce horse semen without forcing the horse to undergo sexual activity.

mortal depot
mortal depot
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Fuck PETA anyways

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No offense to anyone who likes them and supports them

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DM me I'll send you links about them

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Nonsense fuckers

verbal hawk
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I mean if it's natural there is no problem

mortal depot
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Yeah

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I'm pretty sure they said it's natural and posted proof online

mortal depot
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Probably won't start with Sabitzer but

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Likely formation against Salzburg

glass otter
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sabitzer flop tbh

glass otter
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who needs it

glass otter
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so ig sabitzer it is

vapid kelp
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Cross breed horses

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You know theres uses for human semen too right
Same applies to every animal

wise light
ember root
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Tomorrow we will dominate Salzburg

vapid kelp
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We should

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Lewan minimum hattrick

ember root
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kimmich should be Right back and sabitzer cm

wise light
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RBSalzburg 1-3 Bayern for me

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Than in the reverse Bayern 3-1 RBSalzburg to win 6-2 on agg.

wise light
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Particularly when he has someone in the midfield with him

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Bcse we normally play 2 mids

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and we played 1 mid against Bochum

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Worst mistake made by Nagelsmann, got the tactics all wrong.

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That and putting Sabitzer at LB lmao

ember root
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Lol

humble trench
humble trench
wise light
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I think they'll come out strong

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Put us 1-0 down

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And then we'll do a Flick-style comeback

humble trench
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high scoring means both sides

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salzburg's counter attacks and quick building is really good

wise light
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I agree

humble trench
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and i forgot the name of their star striker

wise light
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We have to get the tactics right

wise light
humble trench
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yea

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he scored twice

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he scores in the matches where there's no hope

wise light
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I think we're stronger though, as long as we don't play Upa

humble trench
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mhmm

wise light
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Play Hernandez at CB

humble trench
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if we play our normal game

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play our classic squad

wise light
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And Maybe give Tanguay a chance

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Cuz Sule was shit

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In the Bochum game

humble trench
wise light
humble trench
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ohhh

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yea sule n hernandez

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alaba

wise light
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I wish alaba was still here...

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Then again we just LOVE to give away center backs for free

humble trench
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oh he got transfered?

wise light
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Yeah? He's on Real Madrid????

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This happened like last summer?

humble trench
wise light
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I think we should go for a back 3

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Against Salzburg

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I know it may be risky but we seemed alright playing three at the bakc

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And maybe we play a bit of a deeper line than usual

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Idk its a headache for Nagelsmann though

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We've really only got one star defender left

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And that is Hernandez

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I'd say give Nianzou a chance if Süle and/or Upa (whoever he decides to start) are shit

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But god dammit Nagelsmann, play 2 DMs

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That really fucked us last time

wise light
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Who to bring in Pavard like... no.

ember root
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Is it true that someone threatened neuer and Lew and gnabry ?

wise light
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Although maybe it could work if Pavard is played at CB. Idk tactical headache for me and I'm sure for Nagelsmann

wise light
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And about what

ember root
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Its new

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Idk who threatened to kill these 3 players

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;-,

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Let's hope its false

wise light
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It seems like it is true

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I see a lot of articles about it

ember root
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Yeah

wise light
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But it was over a month ago

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So I'm sure the situation has solved itself

ember root
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Not 1 month wdym ?

wise light
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Well the letter was sent to them Jan 12th

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The news outlets are just hearing it break to them right now.

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It's old news for Gnabry, Neuer, and Lewa

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Since they're fine, I'm sure things are fine

ember root
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But they are talking about it now

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Again

wise light
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Yeah cuz they heard about it just now.

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Someone probably leaked one of those players talking about what happened

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Who knows lol

ember root
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I think Salzburg trying to scare them

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;-;

wise light
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I think people are underestimating and overestimating Salzburg

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The people that are saying it will be an utter blowout for Bayern are underestimating Salzburg.

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The people that are saying it will be a high scoring/win for Salzburg are overestimating them

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Just my personal opinion

ember root
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We don't underestimate anyone

wise light
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Yeah the players don't

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Some fans do

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Most don't

ember root
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We take every game seriously soo dw

wise light
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But fans of other clubs underestimate them lol

wise light
ember root
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Soo u know lol

wise light
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What I'm saying is that we play better in the Champions League

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Because the opposition we play against

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Haven't played us twice per year

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In the league

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So they don't really know how we play, tactically, it's harder for them to figure it out.

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Gladbach figured it out over time

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Frankfurt the same

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So did some other clubs, it's off and on season by season

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Bochum and Augsburg got us this year I guess

ember root
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Gladbach will pay

wise light
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I wish

ember root
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Nope

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Not because they won that means they figured our playstyle

wise light
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Yeah that's what I'm saying

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Salzburg haven't cuz they've only played us two times

ember root
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Yeah

wise light
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And got utterly clapped lmao

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3-1 and 2-6

ember root
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Lol

wise light
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I can sort of predict the same thing will happen

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But just a bit less extreme

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We win 2-6 on aggregate tho lol

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1-3 and 3-1

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No clean sheet, no Neuer, our defense is shit.

mortal depot
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Sounds like we're aiming too much

ember root
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I don't bro I don't feel our manager is good idk

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I have weird feeling

mortal depot
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Oh I levelled up like two times wtf

mortal depot
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No

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We just lose a match

wise light
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Nagelsmann has been great for us in my opinion

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He's as good as flick was last year

mortal depot
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He'll def make us win imo

mortal depot
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Flick >

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Nagelsmann has been amazing tho

wise light
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If you think about it, Flick lost with Bayern a few times and got us knocked out of the DFB Pokal 2nd Round

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Just like Nagelsmann did

ember root
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Idk

wise light
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He is on par with flick

ember root
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But no experience

mortal depot
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Today's match was so non-dramatic

ember root
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He is young

wise light
# ember root Idk

I understand where your coming from though. We haven't seen him in the UCL knockouts for our club

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But he did great for Leipzig last year

mortal depot
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Yeah

wise light
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Got them to the semis

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Or was that 2020

mortal depot
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And also the players would be furious too

wise light
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That was Lisbon

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Damn it was that long ago xd

mortal depot
wise light
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I think Nagelsmann was the right appointment

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He's made some mistakes along the way

mortal depot
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I have a good feeling but like

ember root
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;-;

mortal depot
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Maybe not as much as we think

wise light
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But people make mistakes

mortal depot
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I don't think we're gonna win 4-1 or anything

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Maybe

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3-1 or 3-2

ember root
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Why not

mortal depot
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2-1

wise light
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Well all I'm gonna say is that he's staying for a while.

ember root
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I say 5-0

wise light
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It's his dream job Munich.

mortal depot
wise light
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5-0 to Bayern in the UCL? I'm not following

ember root
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Me ?"

wise light
ember root
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I didn't say we going to lose lol

mortal depot
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Aight that's good

wise light
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So why are u saying that Nagelsmann is, in your gut feeling, not the right man if you say we're gonna win 5-0 lmao

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Anyways whatever

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The point is, I think we got the right man

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Incredible manager for his age tbf

ember root
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I mean when we play against Big teams

mortal depot
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Yep

ember root
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Like man City

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And these clubs

wise light
ember root
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No

wise light
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Under Nagelsmann

mortal depot
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Salzburg is considered a big club?

wise light
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Exactly, so

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I'll assess that

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When we actually play the big teams

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We played great against PSG with half of our squad out btw

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3-3 draw losing on away goals

ember root
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True

wise light
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Pretty impressive

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Yes that was under Flick but still

ember root
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Thank god they removed that law

wise light
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It proves what this Bayern team can do

uncut light
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hellooooo jalapennnnnooooooo

wise light
mortal depot
wise light
mortal depot
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PSG has shit chemistry

uncut light
wise light
uncut light
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man u

mortal depot
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It's a surprise they won last night

uncut light
wise light
ember root
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Yeah both psg and real are bad

mortal depot
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Madrid has good chemistry and good players

uncut light
wise light
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I wouldn't say real is necessarily bad.

mortal depot
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They're a decent team now

wise light
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They've just had a bad few seasons, at least, for their standards.

uncut light
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i reckon madrid to win 2-0 next leg

mortal depot
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At least he isn't as bad as Sule

uncut light
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at home as well

ember root
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Lol

mortal depot
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Wait so what will they do if teams tie

ember root
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Upma

uncut light
wise light
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Then PENALSSSS

mortal depot
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Good good

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Away goals shit was bs

ember root
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Yeah

wise light
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Yeah they scraped that

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As a part of the prep for the new UCL format

ember root
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We could have beaten psg last year

wise light
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Which is utterly disgusting imo

wise light
ember root
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Yup

wise light
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And/or I should say

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Anyways ima go

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Cyall later

ember root
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Ight

uncut light
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byee

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im in class rn lool

ember root
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I think Kimmich at rb tomorrow will be good idea

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And tolisso and sabitzer cm

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And LB lucas

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CB Pavard and Sule

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Sule or upamecano

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Both shit anyway

uncut light
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any youngster cbs?

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i've had enough of upa already

ember root
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Sarr I think can play cb

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But we don't want that

mortal depot
uncut light
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give a chance to roca sometime lol

glass otter
mortal depot
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Never watched this before

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But it's a nice recap

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Felt nice winning 7:2 and 8:2

glass otter
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yes

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that was an ez season

uncut light
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lol

glass otter
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o

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then no

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except upamecano

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and sule

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wai

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tthere is

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nianzou

vapid kelp
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Packmasss

glass otter
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what

uncut coral
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Think we are gonna hammer Salzburg

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Unlike what some are expecting

glass otter
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we still have neuer gone

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if its 4-1-4-1 were dead

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and if our defence is a disasterclass again

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i think we might go out

mortal depot
mortal depot
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He won't do it again

mortal depot
long fox
glass otter
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3-4-2-1 chad formation

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our new poland manager uses that

vapid kelp
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I dont like 3 4 2 1without davies

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Please play 4 2 3 1

mortal depot
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Yeah best thing honestly

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Kimmich as RB this time

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Pavard as CB

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Sule/Upa on CB both are shit

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Lucas LB

vapid kelp
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Mate we dont have thiago

mortal depot
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I know but

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Defense is absolute shit bruh

vapid kelp
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If kimmich goes rb we are doomed

mortal depot
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Tolisso and Sabitzer mid maybe

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Idek at this point

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Or we could just do

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Our regular stuff

vapid kelp
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I say please trust omar richards and play him at lb

mortal depot
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Tolisso and Kimmich mid

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Oh wow

vapid kelp
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Lucas lcb

mortal depot
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Ah yeah fair enough

vapid kelp
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Sule and pavard

mortal depot
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Yeah

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seems good

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Idk

vapid kelp
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And pivot kimmich and sabitzer/tolisso

mortal depot
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I have a bad feeling without Manu

vapid kelp
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I take tolisso

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Cuz form

mortal depot
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Tolisso, yeah

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Wait we also have Moting

glass otter
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wait what

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pavard cb?

mortal depot
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Yeah that's where he's good

ember root
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Fr

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Why he doesn't play pavard

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He is better than the snake

uncut light
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Ulle
Omar
Lucas
Nianzou maybe
Pavard
Kimmich
Sabitzer
Coman
Muller
Sane
Lewy

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How's that

mortal depot
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They won't experiment with two defenders

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Also tolisso instead of sabitzer

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You can sub him on if things go south

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Rest is good

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They're prolly gonna do Gnabry instead of Sane

uncut light
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Hm

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Sane's having a better season

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Especially in the champions league

glass otter
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4-2-3-1 goated

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i think we can trust ulle here

ember root
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Umm

glass otter
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ok someones here

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good

ember root
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It will be an easy game

glass otter
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tell that to bochum

ember root
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Lol

long fox
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I really miss Davies

ember root
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Neuer

long fox
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Neuer too

ember root
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And leno

glass otter
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leno?

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wasnt he at leverkusen

long fox
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I wonder if Fruchtl will ever be given a chance

glass otter
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who again

long fox
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Tbh, I trust him way more than Ulreich kekw

glass otter
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oh damn

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were dead then

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😩

mortal depot
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And Neuer

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And Davies

long fox
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And Musiala

mortal depot
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Meh

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Musiala does shit

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He did pretty good last season

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This season he hasn't gotten the chance to prove ig

minor sun
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we should definitely not play a back 4, we are much more defensively stable when playing 3 atb, and our width is miles better in the 3-4-2-1 system. since davies is out we'd either have to play richards (267 league minutes this season) or lucas, who is our best center back. our defense isn't great form at the moment but everyone is freaking out far too much due to last match, in which we only conceded 1.59xG which due to their insane finishing became 3.03xGOT, while he wasn't great you can't blame ulreich for conceding so many.

mortal depot
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At least moting is back

minor sun
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our quality is still much better than salzburg's and we should seek to impose ourselves despite being away from home

mortal depot
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Definitely but

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I don't think Nagelsmann would do a 3 back ngl

minor sun
mortal depot
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4-2-3-1 sounds like what he would do

mortal depot
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We have like 15 injured players

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  • our team is normally fucking thin
minor sun
# mortal depot We have like 15 injured players

id rather have lucas-sule-pavard backline with coman and gnabry as wingbacks than lucas-sule-upa-pavard.

  1. it lets upa sit out to take the heat off him/ hide his poor form

  2. it maximizes our ability to use width, which will be key to controlling the game, lucas and pavard are better focusing on keeping defensive shape and build up play rather than forcing them to play as attacking fullbacks, which coman and gnabry can do well as wing backs.

mortal depot
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you're taking a while to type, please ping me when you're done haha

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Oh

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Nvm

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LMAO

minor sun
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sane and muller are the two most forward plays besides lewy and they both have good pressing/ defensive workrate

mortal depot
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So

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Lucas-sule-pavard
Tolisso-Gnabry-Coman-Kimmich
Sane-Muller
Lewa

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Is that what you think

minor sun
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despite the drop off in quality from gore to coco i still think that we should dominate the midfield

minor sun
mortal depot
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No I didn't mean the order

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Just the positions lmaoo

minor sun
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yeah

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this is the same how we lined up against leipzig

glass otter
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if we lose i will be dissapointet

wise light
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We should play that lineup again

glass otter
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lemme screenshot it to nagelsmann on insta /j

mortal depot
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LOL

glass otter
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damn

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we lost all league games when ulreich played

minor sun
glass otter
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true

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i hope hes good in ucl

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kept a clean sheet in our 12-0 win

minor sun
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but im also sure that we'll score

glass otter
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i hope we win

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lol didnt send btw

surreal zinc
atomic comet
glass otter
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lol

mortal depot
glass otter
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ight lemme do it

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how do u say that in german

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lets be honest he'll ignore

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if he replies and says yes

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then

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idk

mortal depot
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If he replies and says yes

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I take 25% credit for making you send it

glass otter
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🤝

mortal depot
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🤝

glass otter
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bruh he replied

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JK

atomic comet
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lol

atomic comet
glass otter
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W

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he getting ready soon

mortal depot
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Ugh

long fox
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No Upamecanass

mortal depot
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LOL

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If they honestly started Upa

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I would have dropped my support and would have gone to support Barca in the europa

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Probably going with the 3-4-2-1 formation aye

long fox
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Yup

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It's 3-4-2-1

glass otter
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WAIT

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DID HE REPLY

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HOL ON

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IM A FUCKING MAGICIAN

mortal depot
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LMAO WHAT

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BRO NO WAY

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@glass otter Not enough info, please come back

atomic comet
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No words, just action by Nagelsmann

glass otter
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nope

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he didnt

mortal depot
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Oh

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Ouch

ember root
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Easy win

glass otter
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wtf how

mortal depot
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lmao

glass otter
mortal depot
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30 mins oops

atomic comet
glass otter
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do we trust ulle

ember root
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No

glass otter
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damn

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😔

long fox
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Fruchtl clear sadly

glass otter
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were screwed

ember root
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Bro

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Neuer needs to come back

glass otter
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^

ember root
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Bro if we don't win at least by 5

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It won't feel like win

glass otter
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well

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then it wont feel

ember root
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WHY

glass otter
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come on

ember root
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The negative

glass otter
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we not scoring 5

ember root
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Why not

glass otter
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we more likely to concede 5

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our defence wack

ember root
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We will see

glass otter
#

ok

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we can win

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but

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i predict

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3-1

mortal depot
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Yes

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3-1 sounds good

ember root
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Lol

mortal depot
atomic comet
mortal depot
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Yep

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Ugh wtf is the game I swear

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What is that formation

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Defence is bullshit

atomic comet
#

I have to say Salzburg were really good in the 1st half

mortal depot
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Def

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They were aggressive

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Good chemistry too

versed flax
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they are good but not good enough to compete with how we should be playing

mortal depot
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YEAH IKR

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Exactly

versed flax
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nagelsmann is just now repeating his past mistakes i don’t get it

glass otter
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jesus christ

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barca fans are assholes fr

atomic comet
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Their head coach is familiar to the Bundesliga

Matthias Jaissle former Hoffenheim defender

glass otter
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surely nagelsmann lost the dressing room

mortal depot
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Ugh idek he's going out soon

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Sad cos his dream was Bayern

versed flax
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i don’t think so

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when we play 4231 it’s great

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he’s trying to solve injuries with 3 back and 4141 and neither work but he keeps trying

atomic comet
versed flax
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not working tho

atomic comet
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Yea it’s not going well

mortal depot
#

Yeah

verbal hawk
#

I mean

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We have a backup goalkeeper

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A guy who is confirmed for Dortmund

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And 2 natural full backs

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This is not good

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The defense is shambles

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Stanisic Upamencano and Sabitzer should all be on the pitch

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We also have a bunch of forwards on top of each other

atomic comet
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Definition of the game. Really good chance and it hits your own teammate

mortal depot
atomic comet
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Phillip Köhn is so good today

mortal depot
#

Unfortunately

atomic comet
#

PHILLIP KOHN AGAIN

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TOR! COMAN

long fox
#

Finally 1-1

mortal depot
#

Aye

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God Kohn was amazing this match

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Good game from Salzburg altogether

wise light
#

Well

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That was pretty shit

ember root
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he better learn

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or im done with this manager

wise light
#

But we'll make it up in the 2nd leg

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Even game

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I'll take the result i guess

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1-1 back to Munich we go for Furth

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I feel for Nagelsmann though

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This must be a tactical headache

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With the injuries of key players

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It's not an easy job

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We should have won the game in the last second though

mortal depot
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Ouch why are you muted

glass otter
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Ez

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We discuss here instead

vapid kelp
runic phoenix
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I'm almost done with this btec pep with hair

runic phoenix
#

refuse to pass to your striker
he has a bad game
???

glass otter
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we need to pass to lewy

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he scored twice when they were passing

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😡

runic phoenix
#

i mean we literalyl gave sule twice as many passes as lewy

glass otter
#

back passing cringe

runic phoenix
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should he conjure the ball up as well

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and score

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look at this heat map

glass otter
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bruh

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🤬

runic phoenix
#

here's sane

glass otter
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coman was class

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show him

runic phoenix
glass otter
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gnabry has a bad touch

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lakaka would be jealous

runic phoenix
#

you say that

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can you find gnabry here

glass otter
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ofc

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the 3rd one

runic phoenix
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no thats mahrez

glass otter
#

dam

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is it 4

runic phoenix
#

thats salah

glass otter
#

ASFasgasg

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if i get this wrong im trash

runic phoenix
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last 2

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guess which 1 is the chipmunk

glass otter
#

2

runic phoenix
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thats coman

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1 is gnabry

glass otter
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fuck

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ah fuck

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i cant believe u done this

runic phoenix
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gnabry has both more sca / gca per 90 than coman

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more xA

runic phoenix
#

more defensive actions

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more goals

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more xG overperformance

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he's literally scoring more efficiently than salah

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and creating more than mahrez

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but he's trash

glass otter
#

why did u compare them with a lw tbh

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i think coman is lw

#

but

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does it matter

runic phoenix
#

both play rw and lw

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it doesn't matter as much

glass otter
#

o

runic phoenix
#

its just recency bias

#

how many double digit goal seasons does coman have you reckon in the league

glass otter
#

i forgor 💀

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give a b c d options

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wait

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can u compare lewa suarez and benzema

runic phoenix
runic phoenix
glass otter
#

ye

runic phoenix
#

lol why

glass otter
#

eh why not

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cuz lewa goat

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and debate over

runic phoenix
#

suarez no longer belongs in the same conversation