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We do but it's still betrayel
Yh
my thoughts on sule transfer
paragraph over a trasnfer
they're bullet points + you changed your name
Crat
oh well
we've done it a buncha times
now it's dortmund's time
really hoped he would renew tho
No matter who Dortmund sign, they'll still bottle. They have that tinpot club bottling mentality 
How did we not appreciate him enough?
What do u want us to do?
Couldn't have said it better myself, that's literally my opinion
Maybe pay him
He was making 48k a week
That is fine
plus he didn’t have to leave
They would’ve bumped it up if he asked maybe 75k-100k
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And we lost another player for free yay
fumbled his renewal and refused to pay him what a top cb is worth
he isnt a top top cb yet tho imo
good but ultimately replaceable
does it have the encara sule
God you don't know how much I love your profile picture and username
der raumdeuter
@glass otter 🐐?
😂
Choupo Goating
Today date
LMAO I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
Ello
Welcome!!!
Thanks!
Happy 8-2 day boys
You 8-2 be a Barca fan today
In addition to Musiala and Ulreich, Benjamin Pavard and Kingsley Coman did not train with the team today [Bild]
542
Yikes
Covid FC back at it again
Yep
Bochum and Furth are easy work, Salzburg tho
Frankfurt and Leverkusen too tho
You mean, Memefurt and Neverkusen?
Neverkusen I can agree with that 
But
MEMEFURT??
BRUHHHHHHH
🤬 🤬 🤬
yes
they are the easiest
especially the 1st
🤬 🤬 🤬 🧢 🧢 🧢
decide

@surreal zinc
u forgot the 5-1 where we won the league
U will see man
Frankfurt's gonna win again 

fuck you
how was euro 2016
Bad 

But good cuz we played France
badly
Legia is goated 
yes

so is fcsb
So is Frankfurt 
Memefurt
Leroy sane in comparison to Salah(season so far)
Jamal Musiala will miss Bayern’s trips to Bochum & Salzburg after testing positive for Corona. Meanwhile GK Sven Ulreich who was due to deputise for Manuel Neuer missed training. Corona in his family & suspected positive but not confirmed. Christian Früchtl stands by for debut.
what the fuck
Ulreich's fine
Sven Ulreich has already resumed training at Säbener Straße this afternoon following his negative test [@Plettigoal]
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Aye
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After winning the treble in 2019/20, the question was what would come next for Bayern. Well, Robert Lewandowski took it upon himself to answer with 41 goals in 29 games, breaking Gerd Müller's 49-year record to take his place in the Bundesliga recor...
Just wanted to drop that there
Nice
Oh god
Our squad is so thin
Like last szn
Same mistake every time
Shouldve loaned players
back
the bayern discord is odd
There's an official Bayern Discord? Huh
r/fcbayern , and it's goated
ah ofc the reddit one....
True
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Love your entire profile ❤️
It's dead LOL
feel bad for lower teams like bochum now
bochum are 11th what
augsburg 
lol
Oh? Thank you
Very little to do with reddit tbh
Reddit is like the one place i rarely go to nowadays lol
2 hours left
hello ??
hello
But anyway as i was saying
Get Leno in as a backup goalkeeper
And i'm not even mad at this result
4-5 comeback incoming, dw 
yeah
Also Dortmund losing to Union tomorrow, no Haaland no party
Corner taken quickly, Chopu Moting!
Yup
How long is he out?
neuer ?
Yes
4 weeks i think
so champ 16 round away and home
Not a problem
haven't seen the last 3 bochum goals, so is anyone able to tell if they were that good or ulreich is just being ulreich
Ulreich
classic
Upamecano's so shit today
Starting Ulreich is like starting 3-0 down innit
oh, well that too
bruh
@fallow pendant FT 4-2
Good
Lewa scored
Saw the notification
Lewa's the only one that played well
and prat got muted
Honestly, it was a poor game from the whole team, Defense, mostly Süle, the snake, and Upa fucked up way too much. Literally three of the four goals conceded weren't savable for Ulreich. People keep saying it's his fault but he did what he could. Gnabry very poor performance for attack. Kimmich couldn't handle midfield by himself, and Müller tried his best but Nagelsmann keeps changing his position. It's simple, just put him under Lewa and they take care of the rest. Honestly the formation was a big mistake, 4-1-4-1 didn't work for us. But better now than in the UCL. Let's hope we at least get some new defenders now. Let's come back stronger than ever, boys
Let's just forget that game ever happened. Could've been a lot worse too, could've been 6-2. They scored 2 offside goals early in the 2nd half
There's nothing to analyze. Shit attack, shit defence, the whole team was plain dogshit today. Lewa carried
LOL fair enough
Ulreich wasn't terrible today, it's not his fault for most of the goals
Upamecanass, Sule, Gnabry, Kimmich were all piss poor today
Everyone was terrible
Especially the snake
Bro this always happens all good players get injured before champions league i swear to god
leno?
I would rather have boruc

Not everyone
Lewy was MOTM
Man singlehandedly almost carried us to a comeback, if only that freekick went in and that touch to round the GK was just a tiny bit better
Why
Gnabry is usually amazing
Just poor this match
Can't remove players cos they were poor in one match
Not the first time
what is this with muller and his horses
Same way as how we can beat teams like psg and Bvb but lose to teams like gladbach
fair
Wtf?
He is our second best goalscorer
Ik he is inconsistent
Thats why start sane on left and coman on right
If Nagelsmann doesn't play that stupid, suicide 4-1-4-1 formation again.. I think we'll be good
He wont
He obv experimented against a newly promoted team
And it backfired harf
And its also the fact that they scored 2 bangers which no one can help
And 1 stupid pen from upamecano
We created enough chances but we missed the final pass or hit the bar
Its okay we always use the same formation in the ucl
exactly lmao
I think we'll win both. We've won every game in the UCL and we've played technically harder teams.
I'm sure he's learned. Maybe not though given the fact that he keeps doing stupid things like that xd
With Neuer right?
Yes but we are always better in the UCL
Remember we played with like 1/2 of the squad fit
against PSG
I mean that’s right
but ulreich better not embarrass ys
when is Neuer fit to play
Myocarditis
From the covid vaccine
Its a side effect
Affects the heart
Makes it bigger
The medical advice says if you get it treated you will have it healed in a few months.
Davies got it treated
But still its a few months
So we don't know how long he'll be out
Could be next month
Could be next season
We just don't know
that’s why my parents don’t want me to get vaccinated
God forbid it happening to them
That's not the reason
To not get vaccinated
It's a side effect
That affects
like 1 in 5,000,000
Extremely low odds
In fact let me rephrase this. There's really no reason to not get vaccinated
But anyways
I think we should leave our political opinions out of this chat
Because yes
This vaccine has become political
Because literally everything becomes political
At least in my country
There’s still an odd
if you child gets it
You’ll regret it
not really worth the risk
It's like really low stakes
And it only comes from one dose
Your second one normally
Even if you get one its better than none imo
But again, I don't want to get into this subject
But anyways
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THOMAS MULLER
Why does this headline come out after the Zouma thing. God jesus.
I guess everyone's just being cruel to their animals. This was less worse as the horse wasn't getting beaten
But still it's bad.
thats cap
No cap, articles about it everywhere
y tho
muller i trusted u :(
I think we more than trusted him, loved him.
Not in a weird way
But admired him
So yeah I don't know why he did this
It's even more stupid to me
To sell an animals s#men
Than to beat an animal
Just because
There is like no reasoning behind it with Muller's case
To beat an animal, you could have gotten mad at it for something it did to you, but still NO EXCUSE to beat an animal in any way shape or form
I'm just saying there could be a reasoning in the players head
For that
But this
This just makes no sense
Why and how do you think of this
whats the point of selling it tho
That's what im wondering
You already have plenty of money Muller
Why do you need more
I’m confused
what’s wrong with freezing horse semen)
making it big deal out of it
Acting like he’s having ### with the horse itself
That didn't seem like anything concrete to me
There was no proof and as Jer said he wasn't doing anything to the horse
Just freezing the semen
He wasn't beating or having sex with the horse as far as i understood
But not an animal expert by any means so take what i say with a grain of salt
You always do
people are forgetting we havent lost an away game in UCL since 2017
False as he was forcing the horse to produce semen
Which it doesn't want to do unless it actually wants to have sex with another horse.
The big deal is producing it. Not freezing it.
How else do you produce horse semen without forcing the horse to undergo sexual activity.
He specified that if was completely natural so
Fuck PETA anyways
No offense to anyone who likes them and supports them
DM me I'll send you links about them
Nonsense fuckers
I mean if it's natural there is no problem
sabitzer flop tbh
what even is the point of selling it
who needs it
Isnt that legal
Breeding purposes
Cross breed horses
You know theres uses for human semen too right
Same applies to every animal
Yeah but not for the purpose to sell the semen
Tomorrow we will dominate Salzburg
kimmich should be Right back and sabitzer cm
Kimmich is good in midfield normally
Particularly when he has someone in the midfield with him
Bcse we normally play 2 mids
and we played 1 mid against Bochum
Worst mistake made by Nagelsmann, got the tactics all wrong.
That and putting Sabitzer at LB lmao
Lol
yuh
its gonna b a high scoring match if its against salzburg
I think you underestimate Salzburg a little.
I think they'll come out strong
Put us 1-0 down
And then we'll do a Flick-style comeback
high scoring means both sides
salzburg's counter attacks and quick building is really good
I agree
and i forgot the name of their star striker
We have to get the tactics right
Adeyemi
I think we're stronger though, as long as we don't play Upa
mhmm
Play Hernandez at CB
where does he play?
CB
I wish alaba was still here...
Then again we just LOVE to give away center backs for free
oh he got transfered?
LMAOAOAO
I think we should go for a back 3
Against Salzburg
I know it may be risky but we seemed alright playing three at the bakc
And maybe we play a bit of a deeper line than usual
Idk its a headache for Nagelsmann though
We've really only got one star defender left
And that is Hernandez
I'd say give Nianzou a chance if Süle and/or Upa (whoever he decides to start) are shit
But god dammit Nagelsmann, play 2 DMs
That really fucked us last time
Also it's not like we really have any other choice if they play horribly lmao
Who to bring in Pavard like... no.
Is it true that someone threatened neuer and Lew and gnabry ?
Although maybe it could work if Pavard is played at CB. Idk tactical headache for me and I'm sure for Nagelsmann
Where'd you hear that?
And about what
Yeah
Not 1 month wdym ?
Well the letter was sent to them Jan 12th
The news outlets are just hearing it break to them right now.
It's old news for Gnabry, Neuer, and Lewa
Since they're fine, I'm sure things are fine
Yeah cuz they heard about it just now.
Someone probably leaked one of those players talking about what happened
Who knows lol
I think people are underestimating and overestimating Salzburg
The people that are saying it will be an utter blowout for Bayern are underestimating Salzburg.
The people that are saying it will be a high scoring/win for Salzburg are overestimating them
Just my personal opinion
We don't underestimate anyone
We take every game seriously soo dw
But fans of other clubs underestimate them lol
Yeah, I know, I've been following Bayern for like my entire life xd
Soo u know lol
What I'm saying is that we play better in the Champions League
Because the opposition we play against
Haven't played us twice per year
In the league
So they don't really know how we play, tactically, it's harder for them to figure it out.
Gladbach figured it out over time
Frankfurt the same
So did some other clubs, it's off and on season by season
Bochum and Augsburg got us this year I guess
Gladbach will pay
I wish
Yeah
Lol
I can sort of predict the same thing will happen
But just a bit less extreme
We win 2-6 on aggregate tho lol
1-3 and 3-1
No clean sheet, no Neuer, our defense is shit.
Sounds like we're aiming too much
Oh I levelled up like two times wtf
I-
No
We just lose a match
He'll def make us win imo
Not as good
Flick >
Nagelsmann has been amazing tho
If you think about it, Flick lost with Bayern a few times and got us knocked out of the DFB Pokal 2nd Round
Just like Nagelsmann did
Idk
But no experience
Today's match was so non-dramatic
He is young
I understand where your coming from though. We haven't seen him in the UCL knockouts for our club
But he did great for Leipzig last year
Yeah
And also the players would be furious too
Especially after a 4-2 defeat with Bochum smh
I have a good feeling but like
;-;
Maybe not as much as we think
But people make mistakes
Why not
2-1
Well all I'm gonna say is that he's staying for a while.
I say 5-0
It's his dream job Munich.
Didn't you just say we were gonna lose
5-0 to Bayern in the UCL? I'm not following
Me ?"
exactly lol
I didn't say we going to lose lol
Aight that's good
So why are u saying that Nagelsmann is, in your gut feeling, not the right man if you say we're gonna win 5-0 lmao
Anyways whatever
The point is, I think we got the right man
Incredible manager for his age tbf
I mean when we play against Big teams
Yep
Have we played against big teams though?
No
Under Nagelsmann
Salzburg is considered a big club?
Exactly, so
I'll assess that
When we actually play the big teams
We played great against PSG with half of our squad out btw
3-3 draw losing on away goals
True
Thank god they removed that law
It proves what this Bayern team can do
hellooooo jalapennnnnooooooo
It affected a lot of teams lmao
Not a high bar lmaooo
Helo
PSG has shit chemistry
roma
They are considered "big" though
man u
It's a surprise they won last night
this
Well yeah lmao.
Yeah both psg and real are bad
Madrid has good chemistry and good players
i thought mbappe would drop a stinker against his fav club lool
I wouldn't say real is necessarily bad.
They're a decent team now
LOL ikr
They've just had a bad few seasons, at least, for their standards.
i reckon madrid to win 2-0 next leg
At least he isn't as bad as Sule
at home as well
Lol
Wait so what will they do if teams tie
Upma
extra time??
Yeah
We could have beaten psg last year
Which is utterly disgusting imo
Yeah, if we had the ET and the Pens
Yup
Ight
I think Kimmich at rb tomorrow will be good idea
And tolisso and sabitzer cm
And LB lucas
CB Pavard and Sule
Sule or upamecano
Both shit anyway
That would make more sense
give a chance to roca sometime lol
pau torres
Bayern Munich have won every game in the Champions League this Season. They destroyed Barcelona, Chelsea and Tottenham in a big way. Lewandowski could break the record of most goals in a CL season for Bayern Munich
Now with subtitles/closed captions (ENG/CC)
Second Channel: ht...
Never watched this before
But it's a nice recap
Felt nice winning 7:2 and 8:2
Packmasss
what
we still have neuer gone
if its 4-1-4-1 were dead
and if our defence is a disasterclass again
i think we might go out
Nagelsmann admitted it's a shitty try
He won't do it again
I love this man
That was a dumb experiment, which backfired HARD. It will prolly be 3-4-2-1 again
Yeah best thing honestly
Kimmich as RB this time
Pavard as CB
Sule/Upa on CB both are shit
Lucas LB
Mate we dont have thiago
If kimmich goes rb we are doomed
Tolisso and Sabitzer mid maybe
Idek at this point
Or we could just do
Our regular stuff
I say please trust omar richards and play him at lb
Lucas lcb
Ah yeah fair enough
Sule and pavard
And pivot kimmich and sabitzer/tolisso
I have a bad feeling without Manu
Yeah that's where he's good
What I'm saying
Ulle
Omar
Lucas
Nianzou maybe
Pavard
Kimmich
Sabitzer
Coman
Muller
Sane
Lewy
How's that
They won't experiment with two defenders
Also tolisso instead of sabitzer
You can sub him on if things go south
Rest is good
They're prolly gonna do Gnabry instead of Sane
Umm
It will be an easy game
tell that to bochum
Lol
I really miss Davies
Neuer
Neuer too
And leno
I wonder if Fruchtl will ever be given a chance
who again
Tbh, I trust him way more than Ulreich 
Mood
And Musiala
Meh
Musiala does shit
He did pretty good last season
This season he hasn't gotten the chance to prove ig
we should definitely not play a back 4, we are much more defensively stable when playing 3 atb, and our width is miles better in the 3-4-2-1 system. since davies is out we'd either have to play richards (267 league minutes this season) or lucas, who is our best center back. our defense isn't great form at the moment but everyone is freaking out far too much due to last match, in which we only conceded 1.59xG which due to their insane finishing became 3.03xGOT, while he wasn't great you can't blame ulreich for conceding so many.
At least moting is back
Meh
our quality is still much better than salzburg's and we should seek to impose ourselves despite being away from home
thats how we usually play lol
4-2-3-1 sounds like what he would do
I know but not right now
We have like 15 injured players
- our team is normally fucking thin
id rather have lucas-sule-pavard backline with coman and gnabry as wingbacks than lucas-sule-upa-pavard.
-
it lets upa sit out to take the heat off him/ hide his poor form
-
it maximizes our ability to use width, which will be key to controlling the game, lucas and pavard are better focusing on keeping defensive shape and build up play rather than forcing them to play as attacking fullbacks, which coman and gnabry can do well as wing backs.
you're taking a while to type, please ping me when you're done haha
Oh
Nvm
LMAO
sane and muller are the two most forward plays besides lewy and they both have good pressing/ defensive workrate
So
Lucas-sule-pavard
Tolisso-Gnabry-Coman-Kimmich
Sane-Muller
Lewa
Is that what you think
despite the drop off in quality from gore to coco i still think that we should dominate the midfield
gnabry and coman swapped with kimmich and tolisso yeah
if we lose i will be dissapointet
lemme screenshot it to nagelsmann on insta /j
LOL
he only played 2 this season
i dont think we will keep a clean sheet
but im also sure that we'll score

it would be hilarious if you did and he replied
lol
You should have lmaooo
ight lemme do it
how do u say that in german
lets be honest he'll ignore

if he replies and says yes
then
idk
🤝
🤝
lol
No Upamecanass
LOL
If they honestly started Upa
I would have dropped my support and would have gone to support Barca in the europa
Probably going with the 3-4-2-1 formation aye
No words, just action by Nagelsmann
Easy win
lmao
tell that to bochum
30 mins oops
and Augsburg
do we trust ulle
No
Fruchtl clear sadly
were screwed
^
WHY
come on
The negative
we not scoring 5
Why not
We will see
Lol
Discussion here cos #943595283328159795 is full of 8 year olds
like any champions league game
I have to say Salzburg were really good in the 1st half
they are good but not good enough to compete with how we should be playing
nagelsmann is just now repeating his past mistakes i don’t get it
Their head coach is familiar to the Bundesliga
Matthias Jaissle former Hoffenheim defender
surely nagelsmann lost the dressing room
Yeah
Ugh idek he's going out soon
Sad cos his dream was Bayern
i don’t think so
when we play 4231 it’s great
he’s trying to solve injuries with 3 back and 4141 and neither work but he keeps trying
Yea he keeps trying and doesn’t give up at least
not working tho
Yea it’s not going well
Yeah
I mean
We have a backup goalkeeper
A guy who is confirmed for Dortmund
And 2 natural full backs
This is not good
The defense is shambles
Stanisic Upamencano and Sabitzer should all be on the pitch
We also have a bunch of forwards on top of each other
Definition of the game. Really good chance and it hits your own teammate
Ugh yeah ikr
Phillip Köhn is so good today
Unfortunately
Finally 1-1
But we'll make it up in the 2nd leg
Even game
I'll take the result i guess
1-1 back to Munich we go for Furth
I feel for Nagelsmann though
This must be a tactical headache
With the injuries of key players
It's not an easy job
We should have won the game in the last second though
Ouch why are you muted
I'm almost done with this btec pep with hair
i mean we literalyl gave sule twice as many passes as lewy
back passing cringe
here's sane
no thats mahrez
thats salah
2
more defensive actions
more goals
more xG overperformance
he's literally scoring more efficiently than salah
and creating more than mahrez
but he's trash
o
its just recency bias
how many double digit goal seasons does coman have you reckon in the league
this season?
ye
lol why

1-3
for me