good thing Crat is not here
#bayern-munich
atomic comet
topaz fog
Fr
atomic comet
he'd get so triggered
atomic comet
he'd be worth more than Bayern itself at this rate
runic phoenix
Man i hate dortmund
Don't hate small clubs
topaz fog
I cant
runic phoenix
Bayern was always interested in haaland
Just like we're interested inmbappe
Or I'm interested in Mia khalifa
From a distance nothing real is ever going to happen 😂
topaz fog
Or I'm interested in Mia khalifa
Lmfao
topaz fog
1-We have money
2-We have money ²
3-???
runic phoenix
And whoever signs him now is almost guaranteed to leave on a free
What has money got to do with cancer like raiola
topaz fog
Lmfao
topaz fog
What has money got to do with cancer like raiola
He loves money
runic phoenix
We won't spend 400m on any player for 5 years
Yeah and we hate raiola
If you really look at haalands games
He's very lacking technically and all his goals are the same
runic phoenix
He simply has no aerial game, hold up play and can't work in tight spaces
topaz fog
We need a substitute
topaz fog
Who we getting
runic phoenix
The board will find someone
runic phoenix
Do you really think brazo doesn't know everything you just typed
topaz fog
He can play for like 5 seasons
topaz fog
Um
runic phoenix
Don't act like a thirsty dude on tinder 😂
topaz fog
Where's mattaus tho
runic phoenix
Mattaus?
runic phoenix
What has loddar got to do with it
olive bane
how s bayern doing havent. watched in years
verbal hawk
Very well
vapid kelp
how s bayern doing havent. watched in years
Good
olive bane
nice
versed panther
how s bayern doing havent. watched in years
You basically win the bundesliga every year and reach the quarters/semis of UCL easily
You won a champions league in 2020 too
olive bane
You basically win the bundesliga every year and reach the quarters/semis of UCL ...
oh niceee
:)
i happy
verbal hawk
And Lewandowski has won 2 Ballon D'ors 2020 and 2021
Unofficialy
Sometimes they just give it to some guy who has scored one goal in his league
And sometimes finds a convenient excuse to not have the ceremony at all
atomic comet
https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/1481244839459106825?s=20
Nice
uncut light
hbd ottmar👏👏
atomic comet
HBD!!!
vapid kelp
Hbd ottmar bro
vapid kelp
Best midfielder itw
topaz fog
Haaland to bayern
vapid kelp
2nd best midfielder itw
verbal hawk
It would be one of the best sides of all time
topaz fog
💀
molten oracle
We would pay off his transfer fee
topaz fog
🇩🇪
molten oracle
And probably a year’s worth of wages
topaz fog
💀
molten oracle
W in my book
topaz fog
Lad
molten oracle
We gotta run it up
molten oracle
Haaland can learn from the master
topaz fog
This man is the best itw 💀
molten oracle
If he wants to be bench at Madrid to Benzema
Shouldn’t have a problem doing it to the best striker it’s
Itw
topaz fog
We could use 4-4-2 with haaland
But
I think we should improve our defense
And squad depth
runic phoenix
Bayern do not play 442
It doesn't work for us
No respectable club plays 442 in 2021
minor sun
No respectable club plays 442 in 2021
its good when out of possession
runic phoenix
Sure but we don't line up in a 442
topaz fog
No respectable club plays 442 in 2021
I just pick up a random formation with 2 strikers
minor sun
Sure but we don't line up in a 442
agree tho that we shouldn't play 442 and not have both haaland and lewy
runic phoenix
too many people think football works like fifa ngl
minor sun
true
humble trench
hallo
versed drum
Well shit
🚨 Alphonso Davies out for 'weeks' after tests following COVID infection via @OneFootball. Read it here:
long fox
Damn Phonzie
glass otter
Piss off covid
long fox
Dortmund are known bottlers, dw. Even if Bayern were to lose their next 10 games, they'd still find a way to bottle the title 
humble trench
Dortmund are our stepping stone
They beat everyone else so they can’t get close to us then they fail themselves
glass otter
Lol
verbal hawk
too many people think football works like fifa ngl
💯
humble trench
Fuck Dortmund
minor sun
neat igloo
Score prediction for thr match against Koln?
atomic comet
4-2 Bayern
runic phoenix
How did Freiburg get liquidated like that 😂
minor sun
How did Freiburg get liquidated like that 😂
no schlotterbeck tax
topaz fog
Win or lose don't care Start wanner
Bro he is 15 💀
humble trench
Bro he is 15 💀
He's +16 years
topaz fog
A
topaz fog
I am excited for him ngl
Ur overrating him
humble trench
Have seen his clips
His dribbling and passing looked so good
So yeah I am excited
topaz fog
Have seen his clips
Nah
Well he is too young, lets see how he plays 2day
Good night
humble trench
Good night
fervent edge
He's +16 years
He's 2005, i remember i was bullying everyone in school in 2005
glass otter
Cringe
glass otter
Non Bayern fans when they win:of course they won they are farmers they gonna win the league
Non Bayern fans when they lose:LOL SMALL CLUB THEY ARE SO BAD LMAO
fervent edge
Non Bayern fans when they win:of course they won they are farmers they gonna win...
Such a traditional thing we don't hurt anymore
long fox
runic phoenix
more goals at this point than 27 clubs in the top 5 leagues
wolves have 17 goals for reference
molten oracle
Non Bayern fans when they win:of course they won they are farmers they gonna win...
I feel like this is for any team
More so for us cause we’re good
But any year when a team is good people will clown on them when they lose
People just don’t expect it
shy lynx
more goals at this point than 27 clubs in the top 5 leagues
its lewa ffs
humble trench
is the team coming to qatar for the winter training this year
i havent seen them in a while
shy lynx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouBlD2wwcfQ
are you showing this to me? the biggest lewa fan the world has ever seen?
nonetheless
runic phoenix
are you showing this to me? the biggest lewa fan the world has ever seen?
the channel
not you specifically
shy lynx
ohh
runic phoenix
this isn't a dm right
humble trench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouBlD2wwcfQ
Best comp I've ever seen of him
runic phoenix
yea too bad the music is ass
but the clips are great
and have his poland days as well
fallow pendant
I feel like this is for any team
It is for any team
But mainly Bayern
cause we get bundesliga trophies yearly
rich gale
Lewa clapped alot
minor sun
fresh echo
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1482668106082406401?s=20
wavard finally a good interview
glass otter
Paward
vapid kelp
who do u suggest
Baku
neat igloo
Or Dest
glass otter
Someone good for nagelsmann ball
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minor sun
the thing with our right back situation is that they mostly either tuck into cb or midfield while in possession, we do have them overlap on the wing but considering out team structure it doesn't make sense to want a copy of davies for our RB position
a RB that can operate in cb or midfield positions is preferable in this tactical setup, if we want another davies then we'd need to add more defensive cover in midfield.
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odd sequoia
Gol gol gol
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atomic comet
Atta Bot Lewy!
neat igloo
Congrats Lewy!
atomic comet
glass otter
Gratulacje lewy
long fox
Big up Lewangoatski
atomic comet
indeed
mortal depot
Congratulations!!!!
shy lynx
LEWYYY
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versed drum
Get in there Lewy
runic phoenix
wdym top most
regal axle
Ballon d'or obviously
Whether we agree or disagree, it's probably the most critically and historically acclaimed
runic phoenix
so a french magazine award voted only by journos is top
over an official award voted by coaches fans players and journos
it has more history sure
regal axle
Ask a guy who doesn't watch football whether or not he knows the award and most of the time it would be the Ballon d'or
regal axle
Could be right yeah
regal axle
Well I would've personally preferred him to take Ballon d'or along with fif best
runic phoenix
of course
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humble trench
its very awkward being a bayern fan in qatar
raises the challenges
One one hand i love the club and the fans and the team its my dream club on the other hand some fans hate us and dont want to be associated with qatar
they dont even want fans from qatar
it really saddens me sometimes
long fox
Dortmund in the mud
versed drum
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
glass otter
Ez xd
long fox
Bottlemund strikes again
uncut light
my man fr
signal epoch
runic phoenix
lord sarr 🙏
need apologies as loud as the disrespect
vapid kelp
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1483497242828881923?s=20
Ballon dor incoming
long fox
solemn breach
hi
solemn breach
hehe
long fox
Gladbach are so fuckin useless istg
I honestly hope they get fuckin nuked one day and wiped off the face of Earth for all eternity
vapid kelp
I hate gladbach more than any club in the world rn
long fox
Pure scum of a club. Gettin battered by everyone 10 games in a row, then suddenly turnin' up just to frustrate and beat Bayern.. and then just going back to being completely useless
fresh echo
need apologies as loud as the disrespect
i take back anything ive ever said 😔
fresh echo
Ballon dor incoming
congrats on var bro
vapid kelp
Thx
vapid kelp
Looks cute
versed panther
lewangoalski
That’s reus in a bayern kit btw lol
reef prairie
glass otter
o ye
vapid kelp
can you draw kahn next time
Ill do when im free
shy lynx
the fact that PL tax is even more
you'd get balon dor shouts just because you had an average season in pl
mortal depot
How's the new pfp
versed drum
Simply simply lovely
minor sun
minor sun
also this isnt fifa career
its 2 transfers
vapid kelp
3 atb wont work according to me
It just doesnt work
4 is more vertical and utilises our attacking power way better
All we need is de ligt and hernandez partnership and a good right back
We can experiment upamecano at rb like we did with sule
minor sun
3 atb wont work according to me
we already play 3 atb
vapid kelp
we already play 3 atb
Thats because sane tucks in when davies has the ball
Coman doesnt track back in there
We still defend with 4 while off the ball
minor sun
We still defend with 4 while off the ball
yeah and davies would track back the same as he does now
vapid kelp
yeah and davies would track back the same as he does now
If he does then it technically is still 4 atb
minor sun
If he does then it technically is still 4 atb
well formation numbers are silly anyway
as teams look different in and out of possession
but we already look like this in possession
fresh echo
drew the 🐐 keeper
atomic comet
Nicely done!
versed panther
drew the 🐐 keeper
W
vapid kelp
drew the 🐐 keeper
🔥🔥🔥
glass otter
W
regal axle
drew the 🐐 keeper
👌
verbal hawk
What would you think of Rüdiger in that setup?
And Goretzka
Personally i wouldn't be able to trust that defense
verbal hawk
Coman doesnt track back in there
Coman as a wing back is just too unstable in my opinion
minor sun
What would you think of Rüdiger in that setup?
would add needed experience but there seems to be a lot of competition for him and also i think his wage demands are too high atm
minor sun
Personally i wouldn't be able to trust that defense
its pretty much how we play now in possession, except gore for de jong and sule for de ligt
verbal hawk
would add needed experience but there seems to be a lot of competition for him a...
How much is he asking for?
verbal hawk
its pretty much how we play now in possession, except gore for de jong and sule ...
True, i just want a proper defender on the right
Because Coman won't track back
runic phoenix
@minor sun unpopular opinion but I don't rate ping pong, shit mentality
runic phoenix
Could replace pavard
Why would pavard need replacing?
fresh echo
neuer>donna
factos
fresh echo
deserves a ballondor
i dont think he couldve won it in 2014 just cause ronaldo had such a good year but damn
torpid ledge
i dont think he couldve won it in 2014 just cause ronaldo had such a good year b...
ill agree on that
atomic comet
uncut light
Why would pavard need replacing?
pavard is already being replaced
minor sun
How much is he asking for?
sources differ but one said €11.25m, which is over 3m more than chelsea apparently offered him
minor sun
<@520729026055372810> unpopular opinion but I don't rate ping pong, shit mentali...
de jong lol? I think he hasn't been setup to win at barca and would add much needed quality of depth to our midfield, he would also offer nagelsmann to experiment more with tactics
runic phoenix
@uncut light based on what exactly?
Brazo told you?
@minor sun I never doubted his ability but he has imbibed the loser gene way too much
Either things are going his way and he balls out
Or he shrugs his shoulders and takes the L
The mentality for me is more important than the abilitygiven of course reasonable standards of ability
minor sun
I dont think he was ever surrounded by players with the mentality that ours have
him playing next to kimmich would be completely different than next busi or somea la masia talent
uncut light
<@768762697117728769> based on what exactly?
on pavard?
yeah no he's not bayern quality
good enough
to start games
but
we need someone better
runic phoenix
yes like who
you realize he's been one of our more consistent defenders of late
i hate using sofascore ratings as an argument but he's made basically no mistakes
whereas...
uncut light
not bad
uncut light
upamechanic
bruh
runic phoenix
he's been defensively very solid
recently
he's shit at rwb if we want to play 3atb
but very good at rcb in a 3atb
and kimmich at rb is very sub optimal as we just saw
uncut light
well currently we have no choice do we
uncut light
other than to play 3atb
runic phoenix
and the rb market is thin af
we've played 3atb in possession for a while now
sane + davies overlapping left
mueller + gnabry on right
uncut light
davies could be out for a while
runic phoenix
yes
uncut light
our fault for not looking for anyone else
runic phoenix
davies + lucas / omar is plenty
uncut light
alright
runic phoenix
lucas sule pavard upa tanguy are cb
uncut light
davies out
uncut light
lucas sule pavard upa tanguy are cb
lucas should play in a cb role
runic phoenix
yes he should
runic phoenix
which he basically did yesterday
what we want at rb is a different profile than pavard
uncut light
does nagelsmann rate him enough to start him
runic phoenix
rather than a replacement
uncut light
sule can play at rb as well
runic phoenix
idk if he does yet
runic phoenix
yea but its sub optimal
i dont trust upa at cb
he's very error prone under pressure
same with tanguy
uncut light
stanisic is alright but is he out
runic phoenix
yeah we have massive injuries rn
question remains
which rb can we even buy
there's very limited options
watch us be linked to max aarons again
uncut light
why are we linked to haaland
we should stop poaching these guys from the bundes
making a bad name for ourselves
runic phoenix
we wouldn't be a serious club if we weren't
altho i dont think we should get him
but its important to be seen as in the race
uncut light
we'd have to change our formation altogether to play lewa and haaland right
uncut light
but its important to be seen as in the race
yes
uncut light
but we have more important stuff to do
runic phoenix
i can honestly see lewy leaving if we play this system
he had like 1-2 chances yesterday
for such a system lewy's talents are wasted
there was way too much traffic in the box yesteday
runic phoenix
hopefully
but he's been annoyed by nagels new system
3atb stifles him
he flourishes in 4atb
uncut light
3atb stifles him
we obviously have reasons for that
he wouldn't leave for that
he's not that petty
runic phoenix
why not
its not being petty
he has 3-4 top years before he takes the zlatan route
i can understand him wanting to maximize his earnings and goalscoring potential
if city comes to him with a 2 year mega contract
he might consider it now
or god forbid || psg ||
runic phoenix
him playing next to kimmich would be completely different than next busi or some...
hopefully that's true, but him and kimmich are the same age
i don't see much that shows his mentality but hopefully i'm wrong
i do think we'll submit a serious bid for fdj but he will need to take a paycut and barca will have to take a bid of 50m max i suppose
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forest lily
Sup
versed drum
yo yo
uncut coral
but he's been annoyed by nagels new system
He was annoyed earlier in the season. Nagelsmann talked it out with him.
He looked happy yesterday despite not getting any chances
So it's alright now I guess
glass otter
hi
verbal hawk
i would prefer Rüdiger
4-4-2 i made
the weakness is the defense on the left
it might end up with a trent situation
but Kimmich would have to cover
glass otter
Pov:ur players are out of position in fifa
verbal hawk
?
glass otter
It a joke
verbal hawk
i am confused
glass otter
In fifa u Can move players to a totally diff position and looks smth like that
verbal hawk
oh yeah
when i did play fifa i always did that
so it's true lol
might be why i was so bad
i always chose the lineup i wanted in real life
runic phoenix
the weakness is the defense on the left
you realise that sule is leaving and rudiger is not good in a 4 atb
runic phoenix
at chelsea thiago silva covers for him a lot
verbal hawk
he does yes
verbal hawk
that is why Kimmich has to track back
runic phoenix
inb4 neuer
verbal hawk
same for Goretzka
runic phoenix
kimmich also doesn't cover as well
verbal hawk
i do think he has done some poor defensive performances
but overall it works
in my opinion
verbal hawk
i don't either
i think he stops a few issues
when Süle leaves
and when he does put Upamencano on the right
or Hernandez
we have defensive options still
runic phoenix
yes like russian roulette is an option
upamecano has no skills that would make him a good fullback
verbal hawk
what i'm saying is that when Süle leaves we get another defender and we will have a lot of options
runic phoenix
we can and we will
but it makes our attack very left focussed
and unable to progress from the right
runic phoenix
that makes it predictable and easier to counter
runic phoenix
not a davies issue
but you can easily play coman / gnabry at rwb
who can overlap with muller to provide width on the right
verbal hawk
but they don't do enough defensive work in my opinion
runic phoenix
muller does a lot of defensive work tho
so it can work
coman has played at rwb for france as well
verbal hawk
did he do well?
runic phoenix
decently
verbal hawk
i do like him wide in the attack though
runic phoenix
its still not ideal
coman is useless centrally
he has to be wide to abuse his pace
verbal hawk
yes
runic phoenix
dribbling in the center is very different
atomic comet
minor sun
mortal depot
Any news about Goretzka
glass otter
Flick Bayern clear
minor sun
right now if you offered me flick back i would keep nagelsmann
verbal hawk
right now if you offered me flick back i would keep nagelsmann
I would aswell
Because he wanted to leave
No loyalty
minor sun
No loyalty
no it was just too much for him
the club could have handled the situation better in retrospect
but long term we're better off getting nagelsmann for the long term
verbal hawk
You still don't do that before you have left
You don't tell the media you want to leave
It's unacceptable
verbal hawk
Elaborate
I might be wrong, but didn't he go out in the media saying he wants to leave?
minor sun
he told the club first that he wanted to leave after we lost to psg
there were tons of rumors floating around at the time about him leaving and he was constantly being questioned
its clear that he was overwhelmed with having to worry about the media and what he answers
verbal hawk
Yes that all i know
But didnt he tell them?
Because you dont do that
It's part of the job with the media
You just have to accept it
minor sun
he didnt outright say it until they lost to psg, he only mentioned it publicly once he already discussed it with the club
and with the results he was bringing i really wouldn't care if he rarely spoke to the media, they repeatedly asked him if he was leaving despite him constantly saying no and that he wouldn't answer such questions
the situation should have been handled better, at the end of the day we let him go willingly, just how leipzig let go of nagelsmann willingly
runic phoenix
RBL got 25m for nagels
flick never wanted to deal with the media and the germany job became available
- he had some issues with the board
on a game to game basis nagels bayern > flick bayern
but nagels will never deliver an 8-2
minor sun
RBL got 25m for nagels
yes but the 25m figure was supposed to be a "fuck off" figure but when we agreed they kept their word and sold him
they would have been better off keeping him
he is one of the few coaches in the world that can significantly overperform. he did this at both hoffenheim and leipzig
minor sun
but nagels will never deliver an 8-2
if kovac can 7-2 spurs then nagelsmann can do something like that too
Twitter
also i have no idea how a right wingback "fits into nagelsmann's system"
to me thats the complete opposite of fitting in
atomic comet
also i have no idea how a right wingback "fits into nagelsmann's system"
Maybe he wants to stick to the 4-2-3-1?
minor sun
Maybe he wants to stick to the 4-2-3-1?
its only a 4-2-3-1 on paper/ in defense really
the right back tucks in and left back goes forward so most of the game we play a 3-4-2-1
atomic comet
Ooh ok
To be fair my version of the 4-2-3-1 would be a risky all guns blazing all overlapping fullback attacking tactic lol
minor sun
nagelsmann wants to keep the middle tight, incase we lose the ball. so far at bayern he does this by either setting up 3cb + 2cm or 2cb + 3cm.
if we wanted to implement a RWB we'd have to have gore or kimmich play much more defensively to make up for the cover lost
also coman operates best on the far right so he would clash heads with an overlapping fullback
it could be done but it would likely need another transfer along with the RWB, plus a complete restructuring of our system
runic phoenix
yes but the 25m figure was supposed to be a "fuck off" figure but when we agreed...
they were betting on their rb coaches, guess that didnt pan out
runic phoenix
if kovac can 7-2 spurs then nagelsmann can do something like that too
honestly that was just gnabry deciding to go insane
4-2 would have been a fair result for that game imo
part of rb letting nagels go was because nagels wanted to go
if a club other than bayern had approached them i think he doesn't push for the exit
minor sun
they were betting on their rb coaches, guess that didnt pan out
well they already said the 20+ figure for nagelsmann so they didn't want to take it back. if they could back i dont think they would have done that.
minor sun
honestly that was just gnabry deciding to go insane
yeah insane finishing can happen all the time, we create enough chances for another such scenario to happen
minor sun
if a club other than bayern had approached them i think he doesn't push for the ...
true but he would have been fine to stay another season if they didnt want to accept the fee
runic phoenix
yeah insane finishing can happen all the time, we create enough chances for anot...
we massively overperformed our xg that game i think
minor sun
we massively overperformed our xg that game i think
yeah iirc spurs had more 😭
runic phoenix
And yet soon after Tottenham’s humiliating defeat in the Champions League had concluded it emerged that on Expected Goals, Tottenham, thanks in part to Harry Kane’s penalty, had outscored the visitors, who ended the match with a modest xG figure of 1.45 but an actual goal total of 7 (seven).
1.45 xg
Goals - 7
that's beyond mad
gnabry took 5 shots and scored 4 of them
and basically every single one was unsavable
most goals scored were with single digit xG values
i remember watching in shock
cos at that point i had little hope for anything that szn
and when son scored i was 
then suddenly
moments later
gnabry was on something that season
minor sun
i wonder what the xGOT values were
runic phoenix
was xgot a thing at the time?
minor sun
was xgot a thing at the time?
yes
glass otter
gnabry should have been 2020 toty honourable
solemn breach
hi
verbal hawk
Man
Biggest what if in football of the 2010's decade
What if Robben scored
I'm still not over that
verbal hawk
yeah
uncut coral
Flick Bayern clear
True
Flick's Bayern was the most terrifying, most ruthless Bayern ever imo
verbal hawk
in the 2000's i say Heynckes
uncut coral
Opponent scores 2 goals to make the score 0-2? Haha, we will just comeback and fuck you up 5-2 instead
It didn't matter how many they conceded, they were sure to turn it around and destory the opponent
Even against PSG we only lost because of missing Lewy
verbal hawk
Opponent scores 2 goals to make the score 0-2? Haha, we will just comeback and f...
haha, true
runic phoenix
13 Bayern was still a better team overall
2020 the opposition was kinda weak
2013 had multiple teams at or near their peak
Bayern bvb barca Juve real were all excellent teams
Even assna wasn't a meme
atomic comet
Bouna Sarr's going to the AFCON Semis after Senegal beat Equatorial Guinea 3-1
rancid cairn
Let’s go
glass otter
Reflex
mortal depot
When's the date
uncut light
wait why and how does this exist
why is the cl account undermining the other teams what
fallow pendant
Idk
lol
My friend sent it to me
😂
Shit it is
😂
Mb for the confusion
should’ve read it properly
uncut coral
Bruh wtf how did you guys believe it. For starters, the current UCL round is the RO16, not quarters...
We play Salzburg in that
cobalt depot
Ya isn’t Bayern playing Salzburg?
fallow pendant
Sorry lol
fallow pendant
Ya isn’t Bayern playing Salzburg?
We are
fresh echo
what do u guys think of süle leaving
uncut coral
what do u guys think of süle leaving
Not too big a loss
pale pythonBOT
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Now
I’m technically not lying
Idk womens football but I don’t think our team is great
fallow pendant
what do u guys think of süle leaving
Not a big issue
verbal hawk
Hopefully muller declines
Don't believe that
Müller is a Bayern legend
Sure he might leave someday
But not now for Newcastle
Come on
verbal hawk
Sure
Let's see
If he goes to Newcastle or not
Every single good player has been linked to Newcastle by someone
verbal hawk
It's the most low effort transfer news
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ok
verbal hawk
I think Müller will get the 10 league's in a row and a total of 4 champions leagues with us when he retires
mortal depot
I choose to trust this app over you
As I said bullshit app
You can trust a baby's word over it
pale pythonBOT
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humble trench
Bayern is carrying Bundesliga
glass otter
we are the best
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he doesn't even know where everton is probably
😂
glass otter
Liverpool
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?
glass otter
Location of everton
mortal depot
If anyone is fine with spam dms when there's a match with Bayern, please DM me
I need more friends who watch football
atomic comet
W
long fox
Great game, big W
fresh echo
lets gooo
glass otter
dominated tbh
wise light
it really wasn't, anytime we took a lead they equalised
Yeah.
wise light
it was just a neuer masterclass
A combo of great attacking and a Neuer masterclass
If we had Davies I would have expected better than what we did today
But we didn't so it was overall a good performance
Defending needs to be fixed though. The problem is that we play a high line which leads to the possibility of more mistakes defensively, balls over the top, and crosses in which we can't defend because we only have one aerial head ability player, who is on the verge of leaving the club, Niklas Süle.
So its a bit of a headache
For Nagelsmann
As the high line is so effective attacking-wise
fresh echo
it was just a neuer masterclass
🐐 keeper, honestly best oat
wise light
We saw that under Flick and now we're seeing that under Nagelsmann
But I'm going to be honest
We should stop playing a back 3
It doesn't work for us
We're so much more comfortable, we make less errors, and we have players going up and down the wings. It's also easier to defend when there's a high line defensively as there are 4 players that can get back with a back 4 instead of 3 with a back 3
I know Davies is out
And Hernandez is not 100% comfortable playing Left back
But as a team, we play better with a back 4, defensively and overall
So I think that Nagelsmann should just stick to the back 4
And it should fix most of our defensive woes
Of course there will still be some mistakes
And balls over the top and whatnot
But it'll definitely help the cause.
fresh echo
(dont mind the interruption but) has there been any talk of who's replacing sule
wise light
And honestly guys come on, do a better job at keeping players in the future
Cuz Sule's literally our only defender that's good at heading lmao
wise light
(dont mind the interruption but) has there been any talk of who's replacing sule
Andreas Christensen
Thats about it tbh
wise light
Rüdiger rumors too
fresh echo
arent his wages high asf
wise light
But it'll be hard to get him
fresh echo
tbh i dont want rudi lmao
wise light
So his wages are less
wise light
tbh i dont want rudi lmao
I do, great defender imo
fresh echo
Christensen's a back up
ye fair enough
wise light
Just based off of watching him with the German National Team
fresh echo
I do, great defender imo
eh i dont wanna spend like 70mil euros on him tho
wise light
Played really well for us in our WCQ
fresh echo
then do you think bayern will sign him?
wise light
I hope so
But his wages will be sky-high
But honestly we need a class CB to replace Sule
And Im tired of the Bayern board members acting like they have no money in the bank
Sign a good replacement for Sule fucking hell, we need it.
fresh echo
bayern board stingy as hell 💀
wise light
And god dammit
Just agree to Sule's wage demands anyways
Then we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place
So annoying yk
I mean Bayern payed 25 million for Nagelsmann
Don't act like you don't have enough to pay Sule's wages
And he deserves it tbf
Such a quality CB
fresh echo
Then we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place
tbf the board definitely didnt like those leaked messages lmao
wise light
lol
fresh echo
man wanted to leave right after 2-7 
wise light
ha yeah
Anyways I'm off to bed
Sorry for the rant, just needed for that to be adressed
Great win today
though anyways
3-2 with defensive mistakes but incredible attacking-wise
fresh echo
Anyways I'm off to bed
cheers mate
wise light
And Manuel Neuer saves the day again
That is it for me living today.
I will see yall tomorrow lol
fresh echo
👋
fresh echo
And Manuel Neuer saves the day again
neuer cooking is all i ask for
glass otter
decent backup
glass otter
f
ashen ice
how about pau torres
wise light
Dortmund are the makers of their own downfall 🤣
We're going 9 points ahead as it stands
1-3 
28'
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😂
wise light
4-1 now 🤣
glass otter
5-1
vapid kelp
atomic comet
That's a birthday cake and a half for Leon lol
atomic comet
Neuer had successful surgery and will be out for a few weeks
vapid kelp
Neuer out for 6 wks
long fox
Bochum and Furth next in the league, shouldn't be that bad
uncut coral
Apparently he wasn't injured just now, he was injured since before and the club was waiting for the correct timing to do the surgery
Now that we are 9 points clear in the league and the CL fixture against Salzburg should be doable without him, the club went for it
surreal zinc
Bochum and Furth next in the league, shouldn't be that bad
After that it's Frankfurt tho
And Frankfurt away it's tough af
You can barely beat them at home
long fox
Memefurt are bottlers, dw lmao
surreal zinc
Memefurt are bottlers, dw lmao
I am neutral on this
Cuz I like both Bayern and Frankfurt
🥶
But still
MEMEFURT??
BRUH
🤬 🤬 🤬
Mate do u even realise what are you saying lmao
Frankfurt away it's like a curse for Bayern
And especially for Nagelsmann who has never beat Frankfurt
long fox
Still Memefurt
surreal zinc
Still Memefurt <:kekw:837450721548959754>
MEMEFURT???
BRUHHHHHH
🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬
Watch Frankfurt beating ya again
Jkjk
wise light
Neuer out for 6 wks
oh ffs.
glass otter
Watch Frankfurt beating ya again <:kekw:837450721548959754>
Like we did
long fox
I dunno which article to trust. One says he's confirmed out only for the Bochum game and the first leg of Salzburg, the other says 5-6 weeks
surreal zinc
I dunno which article to trust. One says he's confirmed out only for the Bochum ...
The one which says 6 weeks
It's more official
😔 😔
long fox
Then it's Ulreich for 6 weeks, ffs
fresh echo
pretty sure bild said he would be out for 5-6 weeks but who knows how reliable bild is
wise light
Then it's Ulreich for 6 weeks, ffs
4-6 weeks is what I'm hearing
Not much of a difference though
FUCKS SAKE.
I'm sorry its just that he was so horrendous against Gladbach
2 shots pretty much right at him
Went in
Cost us the game
3 points lost
uncut light
nothing is a bigger love story than jalapeno business and gladbach😎
wise light
So yeah really fucking annoyed that the left side of our attack is less effective due to Davies and our fucking GK is out.
wise light
nothing is a bigger love story than jalapeno business and gladbach😎
Yeah because LITERALLY EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS TO THIS CLUB HAPPENS VS GLADBACH.
In terms of within games not like transfers and shit.
wise light
In terms of within games not like transfers and shit.
Or the bayern board 💀
wise light
nothing is a bigger love story than jalapeno business and gladbach😎
But its true tbf. I mention Gladbach too much lmao
wise light
One more thing to add before I call it a day
Congratulations Bouna Sarr on winning AFCON with Senegal!
Gn
minor sun
NEUER IS INJURED
only 6 weeks
shy lynx
only 6 weeks
the salzburg game's there too mate
minor sun
the salzburg game's there too mate
if we can't beat salzburg with ulreich then we dont deserve to win UCL anyway
shy lynx
if we can't beat salzburg with ulreich then we dont deserve to win UCL anyway
If our defense is like that we surely wont
Manu is the one carrying the defence
minor sun
Manu is the one carrying the defence
not really this season tbh, we still have top 5 defensive records in top5 leagues this season, before even accounting for keeping
shy lynx
not really this season tbh, we still have top 5 defensive records in top5 league...
you saw the last game? Sule was losing balls here and then and hes supposed to be our main centre back, otherwise its ok for now
Pavard has improved massively
minor sun
you saw the last game? Sule was losing balls here and then and hes supposed to b...
i did, but i dont use single games to draw conclusions
shy lynx
i did, but i dont use single games to draw conclusions
well now that sules going i dont think hed be ready to perform, it just happens
mortal depot
Guys what's the news about Neuer
I don't want Ulriech to play
Also who'd be captain
Right before UCL too ugh
Matches in th next 6 weeks
In Bundesliga
Champions
Hmmm
Leverkusen and Salzburg
uncut light
leverkusen win not guaranteed
otherwise not too bad
thank god we got an easy draw in the cl
cant underestimate em tho
uncut coral
leverkusen win not guaranteed
Frankfurt as well
pale pythonBOT
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long fox
Ulreich isn't as bad as most people make him out to be. If you ignore him shittin' the bed against Real Madrid, he did a pretty decent job covering for Neuer in 2017-18. Got Bayern to the semi final against a red-hot Real Madrid and still it was pretty close lol
long fox
but he kinda finished 😳
just like Poland sadly
long fox
long fox
versed panther
Twitter
long fox
Wtf? This makes zero fuckin sense
mortal depot
Ulreich isn't as bad as most people make him out to be. If you ignore him shitti...
He was pretty trash in our last match without Neuer
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https://twitter.com/fiago7/status/1490651137820794881?s=21
It’ll most likely be Neuer or the top scorer
most cases lewa
shy lynx
https://twitter.com/fiago7/status/1490651137820794881?s=21
King Sarr
glass otter
sule you twat
verbal hawk
🚨 Niklas Süle decides to join BVB in free transfer from Bayern via @Onefootball. Read it here:
mortal depot
What a cock I swear
long fox
🤡
mortal depot
Worst case of betrayel