bayern-munich

[nocturne pagoda]

Till he gets back to his normal level

Maybe maza?

[strong saddle]

Ask uli

He's dictating this club

[daring pilot]

Pack mas

[vapid thunder]

Still can't move on from the match

Feel bad for Harry

[alpine herald]

yea Just sad

Saw the robbery live

just wish we get good refs in important Matches

[sonic plinth]

Robbed real madrid and still blaming refs

[jolly coyote]

He didn't even let the attack finish

Even a kid can see that the match was rigged

[alpine herald]

in which world got Real Madrid robbed??
Bruv is you blind

or ragebaiting?

[obsidian jungle]

Should it have been pen?

https://youtu.be/Jd897GBa2_E?si=Qv7XpSPd5V5n3k6X

[storm crystal]

Ig camavinga's red card was harsh

But it was a yellow card offense

He shouldn't have gotten the privious yellow cards

[half garnet]

I need to vent this out. For a team that has the crème de la crème, Bayern is a very disappointing club.
fuck Bayern

[alpine herald]

„Disappointing“
Winning domestic league, DFB cup final and semi final CL

0/10 ragebait

[alpine herald]

How was your Club performing?

[light hollow]

Bayern is one of the best clubs in the world btw

we have one of the best history in football

[half garnet]

So does Nottingham and Hamburg, but I'm not talking about the past.

[light hollow]

they still play one of the best football

[half garnet]

Glad you both proved my point, expecting basic reading comprehension from yoi fans is also disappointing

I never said Bayern is a small club. I literally said 'crème de la crème', meaning top players, top squad. Local trophies shouldn't be a problem for a club like this. I was venting because I had high hopes again, and again they fell short. I support Bayern btw.

[light hollow]

I don't know french🥀

I also had hopes for going in the final

[strong saddle]

No depth

So our starters had to be ran into the dirt

[half garnet]

Yeah, quite unfortunate.

[half garnet]

I was just venting. Next time will get them. 🥲

[astral ravine]

i wouldn't say it's disappointing, they've only just gotten back to being one of the best football clubs in the world after the whole tuchel disaster

given their current trajectory i'd only call it a disappointment if they don't win a champions league in the next 2-3 years

the team doesn't look like they're about to get much worse next year and if they can improve their depth it'll be the opposite

plus losing to this current psg side is hardly anything to be ashamed of especially by such thin margins

[half garnet]

Disappointing to me, because of the standard I hold Bayern to.
2023/24 Semifinal, Thomas Tuchel
2022/23 Quarter finals Thomas Tuchel
2021/22 Quarterfinal Julian Nagelsmann
All those were just as disappointing.

[half garnet]

We can only hope for by the best.

[astral ravine]

quarterfinal vs villareal was the only real disappointment out of those 3 i'd say

quarterfinal vs man city was just pure stupidity on kahn's end giving tuchel like 2 weeks to prepare for the biggest match of that season

[half garnet]

The Bayern squad is just as formidable. I expected nothing short of a Champions League trophy. I have high expectations. I'll always hold Bayern to a high esteem. Anything less than a final feels like a letdown to me.

[astral ravine]

and even reaching the 2024 semifinal was an insane overperformance on bayern's end

that side had no business being in a champions league semifinal

[astral ravine]

psg is just more established in the competition at the moment as strange as it sounds

i wouldn't call the performance this season a letdown by any stretch

i'd really like to see this bayern side with more squad depth

gnabry not being an option off the bench hurt bayern as well as davies not starting

[half garnet]

It's all a matter of opinion, I think Bayer were equal to the task, along with most of the population according to the polling data. Most expected Bayern to proceed.

[astral ravine]

and they definitely were equal to the task across both matches

there are a lot of variables and some of those variables just weren't in bayern's favor

the result undercuts the performance

[half garnet]

Maybe there were outside forces, ie the ref in the first leg with the pen against Davis. Other than that. I think it a matter of personal opinion

[astral ravine]

i'd argue the ref had a bigger impact in the second leg than the first

i think that red card on mendes would've had major influence on the match more than any single goal could

but that's a whole different discussion

bayern were also sleeping a bit starting the match leading to the first psg goal that's obviously their own fault

[half garnet]

I'd argue they did. Only because i hold Bayern to a higher esteem despite the squad.
Idk, Maybe i should lower my expectations.....

[astral ravine]

nah if you watched the matches it'd almost be disrespect to bayern's history to hold that team to the same standards as other bayern sides

the quality of football was the lowest bayern had had in decades

[half garnet]

True. They were slow, psg struck fast, then retreated to a low block. Bayern find It hard to score against a low block. Just like tge Aesenal game earlier

[half garnet]

Maybe, but i wouldn't say that, they were the favorites to win this UCL.

[astral ravine]

tbf considering how well psg did locking up shop i think any side in world football atm would've found it hard to score in that situation

bayern had nothing but crosses and the quality of those crosses was terrible for the most part

[astral ravine]

this year probably yeah

on par with psg

but considering they've only been improving ever since tuchel left i think a ucl trophy should be in the cards in at least the next 2 years

[half garnet]

Low blocks are tough.

[half garnet]

They found it hard to break through

[half garnet]

Every year, before UCL begins, the fan channels and pundits list favourites for UCL, Bayern never misses the list, along with Man City, Real Madrid and now PSG and Arsenal.
Maybe I should lower my expectations

[alpine herald]

we need more players for depth

also kompany should rotate more

our attacking trio had like 12k game minutes
psg trio had like 6k

[calm mountain]

hopefooly with a good window

[astral ravine]

he does when he can

just hasn't had many opportunities even the academy players got injured for the most part

the depth is thin

[bright crypt]

what a robbery

The ref bet his whole house for PSG to go through to the Final

either he was blind or paid or just dumb

This macth was simply a disgrace

[minor sun]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/2052685664299204742?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Dušan Vlahović is waiting for an offer from Bayern or Barcelona. The Serbian striker, who will be a free agent next month, is in renewal talks with Juventus, but he and his camp are playing for time and are convinced that offers will come for him soon, especially that Bayern and

X · May 8, 2026, 9:42 AM

https://tenor.com/view/dead-waiting-bench-skeleton-gif-4894276245579207105

Vlahovic waiting

[coarse dome]

bayern got some interesting rumors

Charles De Ketelaere

Tornike Kvaratskhelia

Mika Godts

Anthony Gordon

Kennet Eichhorn

Nathan De Cat

[strong saddle]

I think Dortmund could beat us to Eichhorn

[coarse dome]

lwkey wouldnt care

if we get kvaras brother

its alr

[versed panther]

Kvaratskhelia has a brother who is a good player?

[astral ravine]

he definitely has a brother

linked to bayern atm

i've never watched him play so i can't make any assumptions about his actual quality but if i'm being fr it feels like a jobe bellingham signing

[versed panther]

wow

[rugged kayak]

[strong saddle]

miasanmia

[modern escarp]

Bayern Frauen just got their trophy after the match against Eintracht

[strong saddle]

oh cool

[twilit pollen]

Are there any clips with olise goal today?

[prisma aspen]

https://x.com/ZongoNyame/status/2053172911746236896/video/1?s=46

God did (@ZongoNyame)

Arjen Robben might not be happy with Olise for recreating every outside curve goal he scored for Bayern

▶ Play video

X · May 9, 2026, 5:59 PM

[broken elk]

Guys i am from serbia and i want to go to bayern celebrating the trophy idk when is it

Can someone tell me pls

[sly spear]

Are you really interested to??

[astral ravine]

sunday

[rigid thunder]

Sule is gonna retire man

[strong saddle]

indeed

[broken elk]

Mia San Mia from slovenia ❤️🤍

[broken elk]

Guys we are the champions lets gooooo

[cinder ocean]

Great performance from Bayern today

Such a shame we didn't make it to the UCL Final. I'm really pissed off with the ref from the 2nd leg of that PSG game

Eh, we can always try again next season

I really hope Kane wins the UCL with Bayern someday

[calm mountain]

check ya dm

[calm mountain]

check ya dm

[calm mountain]

yessir, wood be loovely

[obsidian jungle]

Kane got hat trick? Yeah give him balloon door

[clear hill]

Wait for WC

He will get more 8 goals

[strong saddle]

I feel he isn't his chance after we exited the ucl

[clear hill]

Kane vs Panama 3 goals
Kane vs Ghana 2 goals
Kane vs croatia 1 goal

[strong saddle]

But if england wins the world cup, he's got a shot

[clear hill]

5 in groups stage alone

[calm mountain]

if kane is oon of the best in the tournament and among the top scorers, enkerland have to go far too

then he will have a shot

[merry fog]

Tuchel ball isn’t really attacking

[pastel fern]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2055693807753343039

🎴 (@mvnichs)

Tom n Jerry ass clip 😭

**💬 1 🔁 85 ❤️ 1.5K 👁️ 26.9K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · May 16, 2026, 4:56 PM

[broken elk]

ye

[pastel fern]

https://youtu.be/RBBdGTawsso

This is comedy

[little jetty]

Thank you guys for your service with unc
It has been a honored

[strong saddle]

oh im sure it was

im glad you enjoyed him

[little jetty]

🫡

[tranquil jasper]

Thanks bayern for giving us an awesome lad

https://tenor.com/view/lewy-lewangoalski-robert-lewandowski-lewandowski-fcb-gif-20687830

[tranquil jasper]

Awesome lad thanks so much

[tired crescent]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y05KOLlyTYw

Our most underrated player imo.

@mellow folio @prisma aspen

[tired crescent]

I don't know why this would be a good idea we have enough players for his position?

[clear hill]

Wingers Diaz,Gnabry,Olise and who?

[astral ravine]

karl, musiala can play on the wing, mike got injured but he was decent when he came on before that

[clear hill]

Natural winger?

[astral ravine]

all of them are at least as good on the wing as they are in any other position they play

[clear hill]

Just Buy it for Vibes

[astral ravine]

what vibes do you get with anthony gordon

he's overpriced as hell

would be better off giving ibrahimovic or zvonarek first team minutes next season

that money should be put in a backup striker which gordon is too expensive and not prolific enough for as well as more defensive depth

[tired crescent]

Kane will be 34 in a couple months. We have 5+ winger options. We definitely need to invest in a long term striker.

Gordon isn't even close to the wingers we have overall (skill)

[mellow folio]

Mandzukic too

Insane at Bayern

[tired crescent]

He may have only played a few years but he was great. Will always have that champions league memory with him too. Overall an underrated striker in his career.

[mellow folio]

Streets won’t forget

Streets should Forget Mane at Bayern instead

[calm mountain]

he'll be 33, also his playstyle doosn't rely on speed so i bet he'll be great even at 38

[dim ginkgo]

Thanks for lewa

Bayern 💕

[broken shell]

So whos going to replace Neuer

[dim ginkgo]

Onana

[pastel fern]

Most likely Urbig

[hidden kite]

[hidden kite]

I want lunin to replace neuer but seems like urbig

[dim ginkgo]

Yep , get lunin , he's wasted at madrid

[calm mountain]

urbik will get his shot, let's see if he takes it

[broken shell]

Lunins a good pick

[fading remnant]

Neuer still playing goated af at 40 ngl

His performace in the second leg against psg was goated for a 40 yo

[astral ravine]

he's inconsistent

which is normal for a 40 year old

but a club like bayern can't play at the top level regularly when there's a 50/50 chance that the keeper's going to have a good game

should be the backup to urbig next season and it's a bit of a joke that he's been called up for germany this year

[storm sage]

yo guys

[fluid void]

psg or Bayern Munich

[dim ginkgo]

Arsenal

Kill me now 😭😭

[narrow sage]

❤️🤍

[wintry bison]

Bayern

[calm mountain]

of coorse bayern, ya askin' that in a bayern channel

[wintry bison]

Exactly lol

[crystal spindle]

yo

where can i watch bayern vs stuttgard

gart*

[wintry bison]

Use Epicsports website

[raw mason]

Looks good for them

[tranquil jasper]

Harry kane hatrick

[tranquil jasper]

Rn-psg
Of all time-bayern

[raw mason]

ggs

They did it

[strong saddle]

Six years

It took us six years

[obsidian jungle]

KANE BALON DOOR OMG HE SCORED HAT TRICK?! 💥🥵🔥

[cinder ocean]

What a season for Harry Kane - 61 goals in 51 games. Mad stuff

[calm mountain]

she's fookin' pretty

[pastel fern]

Kane 2023/24 - No trophies
Kane 2024/25 - Bundesliga
Kane 2025/26 - Bundesliga & DFB-Pokal
Kane 2026/27 - Treble?

[obsidian jungle]

Balloon door coming his way

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxHdrGPh9nc42wjJj-3bMvOVKRPp8r1_hN?si=PgNwGfGtz01R-Qtn

[obsidian jungle]

Congratulations Kane & Bayern ❤️🤍🎉

https://youtube.com/shorts/k3V4ioCWhv8?si=tN5vOVp-rxmX88_E

[versed panther]

Goalscoring Trio’s with 100 or more goals in the 21st Century-

1. Messi Suarez Neymar 2015-16: 131 Goals
2. Messi Suarez Neymar 2014-15: 122 Goals
3. Ronaldo Benzema Higuain 2011-12: 118 Goals
4. Messi Suarez Neymar 2016-17: 110 Goals
   __5. Kane Olise Diaz 2025-26: 109 Goals__6. Messi Fabregas Xavi 2011-12: 102 Goals
5. Bale Benzema Cristiano 2014-15: 100 Goals
6. Messi Etoo Henry 2008-09: 100 Goals

[versed panther]

5th highest scoring trio in the 21st century, great season from kane olise diaz

Are you proud of them @minor sun @glass otter

[glass otter]

Yes

[minor sun]

Not sure if that’s the word I’d use but yeah great output great front line

[versed panther]

You think they maintain or better this level next season
Or more likely a decline

[minor sun]

Maybe small decline because age and opponents adapting

[versed panther]

Fair enough

[calm mountain]

decline only because we're plannin' to brink in reinforcements like gordon who will play too

[tulip ingot]

Why is there å club CHANELL for Bayern

[astral ravine]

why not

[pastel fern]

What begs the question?

I think it’s pretty normal for a high-profile football club to have a dedicated channel on a big football discord server

[tulip ingot]

But Real Madrid, or the bigger club New England Revolution have a club CHANELL

[pastel fern]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[modern escarp]

Yeah just stop talking

[wintry bison]

shon

[storm sage]

we should sign rashford i think

he's better than gordon ig

[dim ginkgo]

Yah. We taking him , we're broke brah

[wintry bison]

nah

both gordon rashford mid we need someone better

[storm sage]

hos tf we are broke?

[dim ginkgo]

Uhh . I'm not talking about.. leave it

[wintry bison]

Barca signed gordon 💔😹😢

[summer jolt]

That was a smart move for barca

[dim ginkgo]

Idk where we are going 😭

Hope it works for us

We bought him for the same price psg bought kvara btw

[wintry bison]

Dumb move by barca honestly

6 goals in entire pl season and 3 of them are penalties

[wintry bison]

80 million for gordon is toooo much we got olise for 45 or something

[split ice]

didnt you guys also want him

[tribal light]

Yeah as a backup

Barcelona massively overpaid

I no world is Gordon worth what Barca paid

[split ice]

hes a backup too for the time being but hes also a long term raphinha replacement since raphinha is nearly 30 years old

[split ice]

maybe, but as long as we also sign a striker, cancelo, rashford and an experienced cb i dont mind it

clearly barcelona have the money for all of them if they signed anthony for that much

[tribal light]

The question is, if you all had the money. Why the fuck would you pay 70mil for Gordon

[astral ravine]

they had the money for coutinho and dembele that doesn't mean they were good decisions worth the pricetags 😭

[split ice]

coutinho and dembele were big name signings they did not fit the system whatsoever

anthony gordon is perfect for the system and so is alvarez

[sullen tendon]

.

Wrong channel

[dim ginkgo]

We got dicdador part 2 in 2026

[astral ravine]

after 70m on gordon i wouldn't bet on barca making all the other signings at an adequate level

but this is a bayern channel we've spent enough time on barca's transfer business not getting gordon is a good thing for bayern 😭

[sullen tendon]

🤣🤣🤣

[split ice]

we already are lol we're about to send the bid for alvarez and are in the process of signing silva

[gusty ether]

Yeah sure man

Whatever makes u happy

[astral ravine]

lmao all the barca fans getting salty cause y'all overpaid for gordon

[potent knoll]

Alvarez ain’t go in no where ong

Why the fuck is there barcalona fans on a fucking Bayern Munich channel

[storm sage]

pls sign joao neves

or kvara

[storm sage]

why do we even need alvarez?

we got kane

[wintry bison]

Pavlovic > neves (i don't think we will sign neves tho)

Bastoni is possible

[rugged glen]

https://tenor.com/view/tyuyos-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-meme-speed-speed-meme-gif-17616160487069326613

[wintry bison]

He's talking about barca he's a barca fan

[wintry bison]

[storm sage]

oh k

[charred edge]

Where is Saliba ?!

[carmine flume]

We are testing a new addition to the server, Club Channels. The current test will include the top 9 most supported teams of users in our server based on their Introduction. This is a test to see how things go and we will make a determination later about expanding the idea to include more clubs or discarding it altogether.

IF. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. FAN. OF. THIS. CLUB. PLEASE. #open-ticket-here to inform staff!

Trolling of the entire specific club in these channels will not be tolerated at all, period. It will lead to a mute, punisher points, and expulsion from all club channels you have access to. Don't do it. Open a ticket and let us know you aren't a fan of the club and we'll remove you.

Bantering each other about club related things is fine, but bantering/trolling the entire club itself because you're not really a fan is not fine. Examples:

"Lol Barca is ass" or "8-2" or "corner taken quickly gifs to be obnoxious/troll" in #barcelona = not fine

"Lol bro you're such a messi stan" or "bro you WANT Pedri to start? Are you dumb? X should start" in #barcelona = fine.

The ONLY topic in this channel should be the club listed in the channel name.

[plain wolf]

Hello!

[glass otter]

cool

wtf

barca fan here?

this is bayern

[plain wolf]

Yeah I'm a ref so I see all channels

[glass otter]

oh yeah

[humble trench]

Ey

[glass otter]

right

XD

[plain wolf]

Regardless, the only reason I'm here is so that I can see if everything works perfectly 😄

[glass otter]

ok

[carmine flume]

People can support more than one club as well 😉

[glass otter]

also bantering the clubs rule wont work

banter is everywhere sadly

[plain wolf]

Keep a cap on it, we trust your judgement on this one.

[glass otter]

ok

[uncut light]

hello bavarians

[glass otter]

bayern is friendly club

we wont banter

[outer lantern]

sup fellow Bayern Munich supporters

[glass otter]

hi

[outer lantern]

hello there

[uncut light]

cool stuff

[plain wolf]

:)

[uncut light]

wait you won the dfdor?

[glass otter]

nah thats for next yer

[plain wolf]

Nope, results are not out yet

[glass otter]

not nominated for kopa

so theres the df dor next year

we shouldnt talk bout that in here tho

[outer lantern]

agree

[glass otter]

anyway about bayern

[carmine flume]

Expectations for Bayern in CL?

[glass otter]

we are huge club

[glass otter]

60% chance win

imo

a lot of other strong clubs

[carmine flume]

so you're expecting them to win CL?

[glass otter]

but we can possibly do it

[glass otter]

ja

[carmine flume]

I think that's possible

stay injury free that is

[outer lantern]

55% chance of winning, they're in a great form rn, but who knows... anything can happen during that time

[carmine flume]

true, next round is 2 months away

Bayern easily gonna win Bundesliga it looks like

[outer lantern]

yep, unless Borussia Dortmund wakes up lol
but i don't think that's gonna happen

[surreal zinc]

[glass otter]

marquez has 7 chats now

bayern best club\

[spiral jungle]

Well I do like this

[glass otter]

same

[surreal zinc]

Same

[fallow pendant]

What

This team is a top 6 team?

[glass otter]

of course

best ever

[vapid kelp]

Hi

[obtuse needle]

Dortmund are a sleeping giant

[glass otter]

i thought no bantering other clubs

[obtuse needle]

It’s not

[glass otter]

ye but its bayern not dortmund

[obtuse needle]

Ok

[glass otter]

bro u changed ur pfp 3 times

[obtuse needle]

4*

[atomic comet]

Oooh hello 👀

[glass otter]

hi

[atomic comet]

Hello

[glass otter]

man this chat is so dead

i cant imagine the toxicity in clubs like barca real man utd or liverpool

[obtuse needle]

Ye

[atomic comet]

well for one it's the winter break so there's no Bundesliga to speak about

[glass otter]

true

[humble trench]

finally we have a channel

lets goo

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bayern-bayern-munich-bayern-munchen-gif-15551522

[glass otter]

and why is he muted?

[fresh echo]

bayern channel

[atomic comet]

Ikr

[lament valve]

lets go bayern channellll

[long fox]

Damn, this channel's dead lmfao

[atomic comet]

Maybe because there’s no games to play?

[long fox]

True

[fresh echo]

do you guys want raphinha at bayern

[regal axle]

more of a fit with pool than at bayern

[atomic comet]

Another winger at Bayern? Are they concerned about depth?

[fresh echo]

im guessing as a replacement for coman if he leaves

[atomic comet]

That’s my thinking too but there’s Gnabry too that he may want to start too.

Sané - Muller/Musiala - Gnabry

[fresh echo]

fair enough but in that case i guess raphinha would be a wing sub

[atomic comet]

I guess yea? If this is true and it really happens we’ll see what happens

[fresh echo]

yeah we'll have to see

[obtuse needle]

Yes

Carrying Leeds this szn

[glass otter]

No

He wont even play

[uncut light]

https://youtu.be/OryPscoXgR4

fake news from brazil here

[vapid kelp]

I don't mind getting raphinha if coman leaves but we need a good rb asap

[cobalt depot]

Imagine Dest to Bayern

[obtuse needle]

I’ve head bad things about him

[glass otter]

yes there are rumours

tbh he better than pavard

[atomic comet]

Fake news yea that's what I thought, it looked like someone was playing FIFA and posted it to a real source instead of like Reddit or something

I honestly don't even know how Nagelsmann would fit him into the team other than the bench

[molten oracle]

true, it's just his positioning that needs work

he's always caught too far up the pitch

[ashen ice]

wait what happened to us signing antony?

[solemn breach]

hi

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1476210191603572747?s=21

Apparently we’ve made contact, idk how he’s fit here

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Official. Denis Zakaria has communicated to Borussia Mönchengladbach his plan to leave the club as free agent at the end of the season. 📩⚪️ #BMG

FC Bayern, Barcelona, Juventus and two English clubs are in contact with his agent. Nothing agreed/decided yet.

Twitter · Dec 29, 2021, 3:15 PM

[obtuse needle]

That kinda stopped then Raphina started

[glass otter]

we can play him if kimmich injured

[atomic comet]

i mean this is true

is it also true he can play as a CB if needed?

[vapid kelp]

Sell tolisso get zakaria

[glass otter]

swap better imo

[minor sun]

hi

[long fox]

Daily reminder that Dortmund are a finished club

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/rajsinghchohan/status/1476256704551690240?s=20

Raj Chohan (@rajsinghchohan)

Bayern get lots of criticism for creating a monopoly in the Bundesliga but they’ve done it thru years of generating organic revenue,top transfer strategy & smart decisions from above.Rather than oligarch funding. In fact, they deserve more credit than criticism for their methods.

Retweets

109

Likes

873

Twitter · Dec 29, 2021, 6:20 PM

[molten oracle]

Did you all see that stat where we’ve spent the least amount among big clubs since 2000/2001

[runic phoenix]

thats expected tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7vovNPw2J0

like and share, we need more lewy prop

[fresh echo]

this is amazing

[runic phoenix]

it is top tier

my guy ascomps doing the bayern fanbase a solid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElU7oukBT8A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIruulVilmc

[fresh echo]

ascomps doesnt earrape and actually has clear footage, great channel

[runic phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mb98zhBtZc

[runic phoenix]

yes excellent music, great quality

[fresh echo]

probably the best match comps channel imo

[runic phoenix]

yes

i think thats fair

and he doesnt spam messi pr7

[fresh echo]

amazing

[runic phoenix]

like most comps

https://twitter.com/gerardromero/status/1476289895094173701?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1476289895094173701|twgr^|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Frri13z%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dtrue

Gerard Romero (@gerardromero)

🚨🚨

Dembelé NO RENUEVA!!

Hoy se ha roto la negociación

https://t.co/vrsj4XOUJL

Retweets

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Twitter · Dec 29, 2021, 8:31 PM

agent upamecano?

[molten oracle]

lmao, we're not gonna pay him his 40m a season

with a 20m sign on bonus

his agent is delusional to even think that

[runic phoenix]

It's just a way of saying f you to barca

[molten oracle]

he'd be our highest earner

[runic phoenix]

No1 thinks he's getting 40m not even his agent

[molten oracle]

lmao, that would be funny asf

[runic phoenix]

He's probably worth 14m gross

He's on drugs if he thinks he's getting more with his injuries

[molten oracle]

his injuries are destroying him

ngl I think our medical team can make sure he isn't injury prone

[runic phoenix]

I think so too

[molten oracle]

imagine dembele and sane on the wings

my goodness

[runic phoenix]

He would anyway share time with sane gnabry

[molten oracle]

idgaf if madrid get mbappe and halaand

we're smoking them still

[runic phoenix]

😳

Anyway

[molten oracle]

gnabry odd man out though???

[runic phoenix]

Nah

He's easily the most clutch of all of them

[molten oracle]

I see him a level below dembele and sane

true, a super sub though

[runic phoenix]

No other winger could have done what he did vs spurs or lyon

Not sane not dembele

[molten oracle]

true true. he can also play CAM right?

[runic phoenix]

But he's ass at it

Mueller jamal are much better there

[molten oracle]

damn, sticking to the wings then

[runic phoenix]

Yes

He's the cutting inside winger

Can score off both feet

[molten oracle]

sane I think should be a starter

it'll be gnabry vs dembele then

[runic phoenix]

Sane is nailed on rn

[molten oracle]

sane is different this season

[runic phoenix]

Gnabry anyway rates ous

He says he'll ride the bench for dembouz 😂

[molten oracle]

didn't he say that dembele was better than mbappe???

as a joke though

[runic phoenix]

He did

[molten oracle]

but funny still

[runic phoenix]

No he meant it

[molten oracle]

fr? I thought he was kidding about that

[runic phoenix]

Dembele ceiling is higher than mbappe

He wasnt

If youw arched the doc

*watched

[molten oracle]

I can see that too. he's too injury prone though

[runic phoenix]

Yes that sucks

[molten oracle]

haven't seen the doc yet although I'm planning on doing it after new years

[runic phoenix]

Mbappe rn is basically at his peak

[molten oracle]

see idk if it's cause his body sucks or barca's medical team sucks

[runic phoenix]

He has to go to pep or klopp to improve from here

[molten oracle]

maybe a bit of both

cause if it's barca's medical team, we can for sure fix him

[runic phoenix]

Carlo won't improve him

[molten oracle]

yeah, but his dream is madrid

if they get halaand too

la liga gonna be a farmers league

[runic phoenix]

It already is?

[molten oracle]

speaking of transfers though, we should go for a striker this summer too

a young one to learn from lewandowski

[runic phoenix]

Laliga just has 2 farmers instead of 1

80% of all laliga titles have gone to the 2 teams

90% if you add atleti valencia

[molten oracle]

la liga is a farmers league then

[runic phoenix]

Always has been

[molten oracle]

I never thought they were that competitive

league wise

but their top 4 teams are always so good

[runic phoenix]

It's 2 big guys

1 medium guy

Rest irrelevant

[molten oracle]

well in the past

rn most are cheeks

that 4th spot has gone from malaga to valencia to sevilla

[runic phoenix]

Yes

[humble trench]

hehe

[runic phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/kranomia-klopp-happy-celebrate-gif-14221809

Get in

[fallow pendant]

Guys

Think we will win the cl

This year?

[runic phoenix]

We can

But I don't think we will

[fallow pendant]

i believe we will

i mean

I always believe we will

We haven’t been playing badly

Just nervous when playing Man City and Chelsea

because my friends support them 🤣

[runic phoenix]

Chelski more than city

Peps ego will cost him

[fallow pendant]

man I just wanna bro

i hate when people use the fact Bayern play in a farmers league

If we win this year

It’ll keep them shut for a while 🤣

[humble trench]

most likely

[fallow pendant]

you support Qatar?

or are you from there

[humble trench]

our league isnt really farmers league we're just too good they cant catch up to us 😎

[humble trench]

yea

[humble trench]

im from there too

[fallow pendant]

i mean,

[humble trench]

yeah i know i know

[fallow pendant]

farmers league to anyone is a league where you get free trophies

[humble trench]

true

[fallow pendant]

but I feel we would do well in the premier league as well

we would be top 6

[humble trench]

i was joking lol we do pay in a farmers league

but

[fallow pendant]

Easily

[humble trench]

we cant be blamed for being the farmers

[fallow pendant]

Yh

[humble trench]

it means we have better management

what do they want us to do then

[fallow pendant]

Mannnnn

[humble trench]

ruin our club

[fallow pendant]

Why did k have to leave Germany bro

ugh

[humble trench]

if we joined the prem we would win it over and over again

[fallow pendant]

Never matched a match

[humble trench]

probably farmers there too

[fallow pendant]

Lived only 10 minutes from the stadium 😭

[fallow pendant]

We would be richer

Much richer

and more bayern players will have the ballon dor

cough lewa

[runic phoenix]

that will never happen

we could 5peat and they'd still use the same argument

[fallow pendant]

true but

the more big teams we win

like the top 6 pl teams

the more we have to back up

[runic phoenix]

there's no point

their ideas are based in ignorance not logic

[fallow pendant]

😂

[glass otter]

when did this becoem active

[fallow pendant]

today

[runic phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZiHYuIX6Pw

[glass otter]

Nice

[cobalt depot]

Man all seriousness if COVID wasn’t a thing Lewa would’ve won Balon D Or 2020

Don’t understand why they didn’t give a second Balon D Or trophy this year for Lewa

[runic phoenix]

because poland isnt' a big market

and german teams have shit pr

imagine if gerd mueller was from another country, he'd be the undisputed goat

anyway whats with the club underpaying staff

that just left a bad taste

[atomic comet]

69 goals. Very Nice

[runic phoenix]

theres also footage of when pep came to meet him

[austere musk]

@neat igloo

[neat igloo]

Hi

[humble trench]

[humble trench]

Guys i snuck into fcbarcelona chat

I am ready for commands

[glass otter]

no

no

non

[humble trench]

yes yes yes

its perfect

we can attack i am a spy

[glass otter]

read pins

😡

[humble trench]

Nah im joking chill

[glass otter]

ok

😄

[solemn breach]

hi

[narrow rune]

Hello

[humble trench]

Hi

[low heart]

Hi

[humble trench]

Choupo moting and Messi is a fair debate

[fresh echo]

https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/1477054823199617032?s=20

FC Bayern München (@FCBayern)

Happy Neuer! 😀

Likes

530

Twitter · Dec 31, 2021, 11:11 PM

bayern admin 😭

[lament valve]

W

[uncut light]

Lmfao

[molten oracle]

whoever gets the first goal of the year gonna be the goat lmao

Scenes when Ramsdale scores a penalty and gets called the goat cause he has more goals than Messi, Ronaldo, and Lewandowski in 2022😭

[versed drum]

Welp

Neuer got COVID

Let's hope he's back before Gladbach

[atomic comet]

it's not just him, it's others too

[runic phoenix]

Quarantine tolisso again?

[long fox]

Neuer out? Damn

Guess Bayern are gettin' stuffed by fuckin Gladbach again

[atomic comet]

as per

[long fox]

💀

[glass otter]

Urleich goated too

[versed drum]

ulreich gonna come in clutch

[minor sun]

[versed drum]

ezzalzouli? where did he come from lmao

[pine olive]

Hellooo guys

Anyone Here

??

[fresh echo]

apparently kimmich ball is returning

[minor sun]

we're so back

[fresh echo]

we need neuer to recover tho

[minor sun]

he'll be back for ucl knockouts

[fresh echo]

yeah, just wish we have him for the gladbach game

[minor sun]

yeah but we should be winning either way

[fresh echo]

fair but idk thats what we said last time

[long fox]

Kimmich's back? Hell fuckin yea! I missed that fucker, can't wait to see him play again

[fresh echo]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1477748026848555011?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Joshua Kimmich (post Covid), Leon Goretzka (knee problems) and Niklas Süle (back pain) are expected back in team training tomorrow. Josip Stanišić (torn muscle) remains a doubt [Kicker]

Likes

642

Twitter · Jan 2, 2022, 9:05 PM

[minor sun]

similar players to joshua kimmich (after setting min. minute requirement and only under 25)

I like Fabian Ruiz a lot, but he would be a waste just being a bench player

[fresh echo]

did u make this graph

[minor sun]

https://macro-football.shinyapps.io/similarity/

you can put any top5 league player in and find similar players

but i'd suggest playing with the minutes played and isolated impact to get better results

[fresh echo]

neat

[fresh echo]

what were the settings you did to make yours

[minor sun]

age 17-25 minutes played 777-1800 and isolated impact like 30 i think

[fresh echo]

cool thanks

[low heart]

atleast they'll be back for Gladbach

[fresh echo]

yup thankfully

[atomic comet]

will we finally win against Gladbach though? lol

[runic phoenix]

post lewandowski replacements

[minor sun]

this is for lewy 21-22
15-26 years old
509-3420 minutes
20-100 isolated impact

[runic phoenix]

did you find out how they measure similarity

also >timo werner

90% similar

the fuck

[minor sun]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

to both

[runic phoenix]

the model looking dodgy rn

[minor sun]

werner adds value besides his finishing

i assume that any advanced analytics model would likely value other metrics over just goal performance as goals are the most obvious

[low heart]

We have a chance

It’s Gladbach at home

Gladbach away is when we always get fucked

At home it’s 50-50

[runic phoenix]

sure but werner and lewy contribute in totally different ways rn

a replacement would be ideally contributing in a very similar way

[uncut light]

you really going for pepe?

no fkin way

and arsenal will not sell saka

[glass otter]

f that

no pepe

[glass otter]

i heard memphis depay 3 times

[minor sun]

No I wouldn’t go for pepe

If I were to replace coman it would be with raphinha

[glass otter]

no way

act

wait

i dont think he will paly tho

cuz gnabry sane

they could get insigne if he doesnt choose the mls

[minor sun]

Insigne is best off the left and is more of an inside forward

Raphinha works in a hard pressing system, is creatively excellent, works best in the wide channel as opposed to in the half space and is much younger and would likely demand lower wages than insigne and coman

I think that raphinha is already UCL level player and with our development he could turn into an absolute top tier player

[uncut light]

fab said that raphinha to bayern was fake tho

so idk

[vapid kelp]

Kimmich back to training boys

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/emotion-emoción-emoção-celebration-celebración-gif-12163092

[versed drum]

https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/1478044914499964928?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

FC Bayern München (@FCBayern)

Hernández und Nianzou positiv auf Corona getestet.

🔗 https://t.co/vkZZ9re5wc

Likes

378

Twitter · Jan 3, 2022, 4:45 PM

great

[long fox]

Yikes

[versed drum]

also Sane, Upa and Stanisic might be positive as well

[atomic comet]

Good grief

[glass otter]

Translate

[atomic comet]

Hernandez and Nianzou tested positive

[glass otter]

Then why did that guy do sunglasses and said great

[atomic comet]

probably sarcastic

[uncut light]

LET'S GOOOOO

any news on goretzka

[uncut light]

bruh

[uncut light]

BRUH

[runic phoenix]

how many fit dudes do we even have for this game

10?

[fresh echo]

dear god

[uncut light]

play ulreich

man it's gladbach

bogey team

how will we beat them with more than half our players out

[glass otter]

ye but they lose 6-0 to freiburg

[torpid ledge]

lmao dortmund fans again

cant understand the truth

sighs

@humble trench

ye

[glass otter]

they still crying over der klassiker?

the ref?

[torpid ledge]

I think so

yes

they were crying

[fresh echo]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1478362097239134210?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Official: Leroy Sané and Dayot Upamecano have tested positive for Covid-19 [fcb]

Likes

964

Twitter · Jan 4, 2022, 1:46 PM

[versed drum]

13 players unavailable

[glass otter]

we need to postpone it

[ashen path]

lesgo finished my introduction hello guys

[fresh echo]

👋

[atomic comet]

Welcome!

[ashen path]

thx 👍

[runic phoenix]

Can't as per rules. We have 15 available

[glass otter]

:(

[torpid ledge]

lmao

[torpid ledge]

@humble trench

[versed drum]

Are you

Fucking

Serious

https://onefootball.com/editorial/34339705?language=en

[torpid ledge]

my god-

[glass otter]

Piss off

[long fox]

Bruh

[glass otter]

If lewa gets it im invading the pitch

[fresh echo]

[atomic comet]

Yea this is not ideal

[fresh echo]

surely it has to be cancelled

[humble trench]

its okay just be positive about it.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-bottle-gif-20155133

positive results announcements hit me like

the bayern news insta hit me with 8 heart attacks

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1478836174940745731?s=21

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The DFL would be unwilling to postpone the game, as it will be the first game of the second half of the season and is set to be broadcast live all over the world [Kicker]

Twitter · Jan 5, 2022, 9:09 PM

[fresh echo]

ye above all i hope they are safe and recover quickly

[molten oracle]

We own all those clubs💀

[runic phoenix]

💀

[runic phoenix]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1478871251343097857

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Lucas Hernández is the new 'minister of integration' in the team this season. He often invites the French players for dinner at his home - and considering he's French/Spanish & speaks good German, is the link between the different clans & very important for team chemistry [Bild]

Retweets

134

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2022, 11:29 PM

[daring geode]

lmao

[versed drum]

no defence, just like the last time v gladbach

[long fox]

Time for another Gladbach shitshow spankfest, I guess lmfao. It might very well end 5-0 again

[vapid kelp]

Ok guys wanna hear this

Goretzka is injured again

And will be out long term for recovery

So he might be out rest of the season lads

[runic phoenix]

If he takes the time to recover fully it's k

Let sanitizer earn his wages

[surreal zinc]

😔 😔

[raven otter]

Yooo

[uncut light]

Sabitzer?

SANITIZER?

Bro we haven't given him the chance

This might be his time

Who knows

[low heart]

Roca is clear tbh

[uncut light]

Lmao

We used roca more

Roca is from last season

He's adapted more

We need to give him time

[runic phoenix]

tbh both need time

and bayern coaches seem to hate rotation

[uncut light]

EXACTLY

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

WE PLAY WITH THE SAME LINEUP EXCEPT WHEN SOMEONE IS INJURED

WHO TF CARES ABOUT MATCH SHARPNESS AND TIREDNESS

[runic phoenix]

there was a period where i was convinced jo was going to die

we played psg withing a gap of 10 days

you know what jo was doing?

he was starting in a meaningless game

[cobalt depot]

Score for today’s game?

• Predictions

[glass otter]

[glass otter]

Why is he
Muted

[humble trench]

I play with fire a lot💀

[fervent edge]

Bruh bayern channel

[runic phoenix]

yes

[molten oracle]

How good was gnabry and Kim much today?

I missed the game

But I heard those 2 were bad today?

[atomic comet]

when you miss 13 players due to COVD/other issues it was bound to be a bad day

[long fox]

Can't believe I actually have to root for Memefurt tomorrow

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1479567908829376517?s=21

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

https://t.co/Ahq07Vb84D

Twitter · Jan 7, 2022, 9:37 PM

turns out everyone had an off day, even the kitman

[molten oracle]

https://twitter.com/trollfootball/status/1479565543828905984?s=12

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

Gladbach fans celebrating the win against Bayern but then remembers the Bayern curse and that they are in a relegation battle.

https://t.co/9W7MTVHdkx

Likes

593

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 7, 2022, 9:28 PM

😭😭

[runic phoenix]

[glass otter]

Well that was shit

[cobalt depot]

NoNeuerNoParty

[long fox]

Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me Bayern or I retire

[molten oracle]

We didn’t even beat them last season?

Damn they own us😭💀

Their only W every season

[long fox]

And here I thought Frankfurt were bad

[uncut light]

THERE IS NO PASSION

THERE IS NO VISION

THERE IS NO AGGRESSION

NOTHING IS THERE

jk we lost ONLY because of our injured players

[atomic comet]

Hahah I recognize that

[glass otter]

Memefurt

[versed drum]

defence for the first goal be like

[torpid ledge]

ye

[ashen path]

another Lewandgoalski joke XD this one's wild

[surreal zinc]

Screw you

[fresh echo]

this admin ffs

[atomic comet]

ikr?

[runic phoenix]

No Bayern player will win any awards if they keep this up

[minor sun]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1480113582809526278?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

According to Michael Reschke, FC Bayern are saving money for a 'mega transfer' in the summer [Bild Live, @cfbayern]

Likes

1234

Twitter · Jan 9, 2022, 9:45 AM

[atomic comet]

👀

[runic phoenix]

'coman renewal is like a new signing'

[signal epoch]

hopefully a RB

[uncut light]

backup gk

[glass otter]

Both

[torpid ledge]

but we have ulreich

whos a good gk

[uncut light]

umm

good

i mean

meh

[signal epoch]

We don’t need a backup gk

We need a rb

[mortal depot]

YO

I just got access to this channel

[mortal depot]

Not really

He's a very average gk

[runic phoenix]

He's never going to make the team

No good gk will sit on their ass

Except || dollarumma || who isn't really that good

Just had a fantastic euros final

[mortal depot]

LOL

Agreed

[mortal depot]

Any insta channel recs?

Fan groups I mean

Youtube and Insta

Reddit

These three work

[vapid kelp]

We need de ligt

Please make it happen

We need a natural leader at the back

Upamecano could be a right back

[atomic comet]

Well i did see something about us saving up something for a big splash

[vapid kelp]

He has the offensive traits

[atomic comet]

maybe it's De Ligt maybe it's someone else who knows?

only Kahn and Hassam (CBA spelling his surname) would know

[runic phoenix]

Hassan Salihamidzic

https://tenor.com/view/brazzo-salihamidzic-hassan-salihamidzic-bayern-fc-bayern-gif-23647513

[humble trench]

Ronaldo to Bayern Here. We. Go.

[verbal hawk]

I hope Kroos or Havertz

But Havertz is probably unrealistic

[runic phoenix]

kroos

literally never happening

he's burned all his bridges

havertz is free in 2024 why bother

[glass otter]

Imagine mbappe

Jk

[verbal hawk]

Pavard is good

[vapid kelp]

Not good enough

He can be good for a top 4 side in BL

[verbal hawk]

I think he's good enough to be honest

[vapid kelp]

But not good enough to win a UCL

His 2020 form was good

But not lately

[verbal hawk]

Play Davies, Hernandez, Upamencano, Süle then

[vapid kelp]

I guess so

But we need a natural rb

[verbal hawk]

Süle is leaving right?

[vapid kelp]

Yeah forgot that

Which means we need another top cb

[verbal hawk]

If he leaves buy Goosens

[vapid kelp]

Gosens cant play at the right man

[verbal hawk]

He can

[vapid kelp]

We need a natural rb

[verbal hawk]

Pavard

[vapid kelp]

No he is a natural cb

[verbal hawk]

Why do they need to be natural right backs?

Pavard is better than most natural right backs

[vapid kelp]

So they can play their best in that position

[verbal hawk]

Same with Süle

[vapid kelp]

But you see he isnt good enough

[verbal hawk]

Look at Cancelo

[vapid kelp]

Look at davies in the left

We need a similar player on the right

[verbal hawk]

Do we?

[vapid kelp]

Theres only a handful of players who can perform their best in both flanks

[verbal hawk]

I think we need a world class reliable centre back

[glass otter]

Matty cash

[vapid kelp]

Hernandez

[glass otter]

Chem with lewa

[verbal hawk]

Yes

Another one

I want Marquinhos

[vapid kelp]

Pavard is better than him😤

[verbal hawk]

To play alongside Hernandez

[glass otter]

Bruh

[vapid kelp]

Marquinhos wont leave psg

[glass otter]

🤬 🤬 🤬

[verbal hawk]

Maybe if the money is right

[glass otter]

Its psg

[vapid kelp]

And i dont want rudiger either he doesnt perform well with germany

[glass otter]

It wont be

[vapid kelp]

So i dont think he gets along well in bayern

[verbal hawk]

Rüdiger would be perfect

[glass otter]

Azpi then

[vapid kelp]

De ligt is the most promising choice imo

[verbal hawk]

[vapid kelp]

If we wanna break the bank

Spend 70mil for de ligt

[verbal hawk]

Too expensive

[glass otter]

Azpi cuz 6-0

[vapid kelp]

Too good though

[verbal hawk]

Spend 0 for Rüdiger

[glass otter]

Pro

We Can get John Stones

[vapid kelp]

Or 50mil plus buona sarr

[vapid kelp]

Not possible

[verbal hawk]

Get Matip

[glass otter]

Whos good in nagelsmann system

[verbal hawk]

There are plenty of options

I would like to see some academy guys get the chance aswell

[glass otter]

Lets get orban

[vapid kelp]

Mukiele might get along well but i dont want another frenchman making trouble

Im aiming for de ligt and baku

[glass otter]

But baku is a city /j

[vapid kelp]

We can integrate paul wanner in the starting XI

[glass otter]

Who

[vapid kelp]

The 16 y o

[glass otter]

Cool

[vapid kelp]

Since coman is now extending his contract

Our squad is set for the long term

[verbal hawk]

I say Marquinhos/Matip/Rüdiger and Havertz

[vapid kelp]

We have an amazing squad and an amazing manager

[vapid kelp]

Havertz is a pointless signing

[verbal hawk]

Not if Coman is leaving

[vapid kelp]

He isnt better than muller musiala or sane

[verbal hawk]

He could compete with them

[vapid kelp]

Will hinder musiala

[verbal hawk]

Fair point

[glass otter]

Nkunku

[verbal hawk]

Haaland

[vapid kelp]

Also wirtz will be a future player

Gotta wait until 2024

[verbal hawk]

I would take Haaland for 70 this summer

If possible

[vapid kelp]

No

[verbal hawk]

Why

[vapid kelp]

Can't play two strikers

[verbal hawk]

Why not

Or put Haaland on the wing

[vapid kelp]

Wtf no😂

[verbal hawk]

I guess that could work

[glass otter]

4-2-2-2

[verbal hawk]

He plays everywhere already

[glass otter]

With haaland

[verbal hawk]

4-4-2

[vapid kelp]

He never played other than st

[glass otter]

Ye that better

[verbal hawk]

He plays everywhere

[vapid kelp]

No?

[verbal hawk]

He is everywhere on the pitch in some games

[glass otter]

Hes not milner

[verbal hawk]

lol

Haaland wing back

[glass otter]

[verbal hawk]

Play Haaland as a wide forward in my opinion

[glass otter]

Fuck u haaland lewa Striker ur wing back

[verbal hawk]

lol

I have also wanted Dahoud for a long time

@vapid kelp here is where Haaland played last game

You could move that wide

Why not

[glass otter]

Short corner there?

[verbal hawk]

🤣

He teleported over there

[glass otter]

how bayern can look like with haaland

there rotation of course

main subs goretzka and musiala

[vapid kelp]

Look he is more central in that heat map

The corner is probably because he was with the taker during corners but idk

[verbal hawk]

Yes

Gegar is the expert

I guess he will have to give us the answer

[glass otter]

could work for nagelsmann ball

[verbal hawk]

Imagine that midfield feeding Lewandowski and Haaland

[glass otter]

too op team

[ashen path]

I always think the problem with Haaland is he will leave because he is young and wants to experience other leagues but Bayern's philosophy was always keep players for their whole career and idk if we'd fit with Haaland on that idea

[topaz fog]

SIUUUUUUUUUU

MIA SAN MIA

FUCK DORTMUND

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