kim min gae
#bayern-munich
coral spoke
Almost got a red
tribal light
We're absolutely cooked
umbral lake
🤣
dusty totem
Sucks to be us
dusk surge
This fucking defense
white cove
atomic osprey
Company exposed
tawny beacon
https://tenor.com/view/pessi-pessi-8-2-bayern-8-2-barcelona-8-2-messi-crying-gif-5259031014695506283
tame carbon
Our players are playing like middle schoolers
cobalt depot
Hi Munich
iron hawk
Bayern….
dusk surge
No one is trying to do shit
astral ravine
olise should've come off at halftime
ended our possession more times than an exorcist
maybe we wouldn't have conceded the 4th one either
olive spade
🤫🤫🤫 maybe next time lil bro
slate viper
WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THE DODGY PLAYERS AS RESULT FOR LOSING
astral ravine
WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THE DODGY PLAYERS AS RESULT FOR LOSING
kimmich wasn't one of the worst fotmob scores are ass
olise was a lot worse today
tired prism
Neuer should retire
dusk surge
It’s actually sad seeing neuer like this when we all know he’s one of the best goalkeepers in the world but age
tired prism
@astral ravine NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE SHOULD'VE HIRED FLICK
tired prism
It’s actually sad seeing neuer like this when we all know he’s one of the best g...
Time to retire
steel idol
if musiala comes on barças done
ok 👍
dusk surge
Yeah…
astral ravine
<@686621247269896211> NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE SHOULD'VE HIRED FLICK
flick would do the exact same shit as kompany mate he wouldn't get this team to finish chances any better 💀
astral ravine
team was creating chances left and right that's kompany's part
iron hawk
U guys had one job….
astral ravine
finishing chances is player quality
astral ravine
app scores can say all they want if you watched the match you know kimmich wasn't one of the worst
slate viper
app scores can say all they want if you watched the match you know kimmich wasn'...
I watched the match
Ngl he left us exposed alot
astral ravine
the entire midfield did
astral ravine
palhinha, goretzka, that double pivot didn't work in any combination
maiden basalt
yall fell off 😭
astral ravine
losing pavlo was a bigger loss than i expected
maiden basalt
Kompany out anybody?
olive spade
Your team is next😹🤫
ashen ice
bruh
cobalt depot
GGs Bayern but it’s our time to shine 😭😭🤝
woeful cape
do you accept
olive spade
Mbappe getting pocketed by little kids is crazy
cobalt depot
Forca Barcaaaa
ashen ice
do you accept
yes
cobalt depot
Good game 🫡
woeful cape
yes
https://tenor.com/view/handshake-paul-giamatti-corey-stoll-chuck-rhoades-michael-prince-gif-17325472
upper bane
hi bbq
woeful cape
neuer is more stinky than penass
neuer peña ter rorist
same dna
onyx bridge
@tired prism gg
dull skiff
Neuer is already showing his age this game is depressing
tribal light
This is legit bullshit
How do we bottle this
We can't convert chances for shit it's insane
I'm speechless
And this is the case in every fucking game we had the whole season
We miss chance after chance
ashen ice
Its time to bring back heynckes
paper vine
kim min jae should just retire
spark girder
Not even sad as Bayern fan, only mad at how we coneded those goals
spark girder
kim min jae should just retire
U can’t be serious m8, you should never blame gk but how neuer performed today was HORRIBLE. 4 shot on target all of em became goal
strong saddle
Neuer completely forgot how to save
tawny beacon
We can't convert chances for shit it's insane
you guys didnt have much chances to begin with
only kanes goal
inaki played like shit lmao any clear cut chance and u guys woulsve scored
slim harbor
So many Deadwood
spark girder
Guys I’m not even mad cmn lads first lose for em in 9 years
ashen ice
Neuer should retire asap
Bro had a good career
But pls dont end it like this
tribal light
Well
Doubt anybody expected us to play like utter dogshit
Looking at the Barca channel rn
Feels like you won 7 games of FIFA and you let your little brother win the 8th one so he has something to finally be happy about
It was a fair win, we were dogshit tbh
tribal light
spark girder
If we really think about how messy the goals was and how manu never saved em makes me a bit nervous about our future this season eith neuer
strong saddle
If we really think about how messy the goals was and how manu never saved em mak...
my guy needs to admit his time is up
he's ruining his legacy as the goalkeeper who changed the game
spark girder
Every good book has a begging and a sad end. It’s time to admit todays 4 goal that neuer conceded should NOT go in the 4Th goal was sooooo saveable
magic sapphire
They didn't even get 1xg and scored 4 goals
I feel like Kim and upamecano are great but when it comes to the ucl they like play completely different
tame carbon
<@955340285980848138> gg
Reminds me of that one guy who predicted 7-1
craggy siren
flick exposed kompany
dark junco
flick exposed kompany
Flick did a favor to yall, exposing kompany like that after the 9-2
maiden basalt
Your team is next😹🤫
We'll see <3.
frank marten
I'm totally not in my breaking point after spending €50 to go to Spain, spend €200 on Bayern merch, and see the club i love since 2009 get 4-1'd by OUR OWN BITCHES 😊👍🏻
sick wasp
maiden basalt
I'm totally not in my breaking point after spending €50 to go to Spain, spend €2...
🫡
frank marten
i'm being sarcastic
GERMAN MAN UNITED 🥰
We're literally below the team we beated 9-2
dark junco
😹 🫵🫵
wet hornet
He's ruining his legacy
exactly the clean sheet record
gentle wharf
sacred walrus
This didn't age well
vivid valley
Its time to bring back heynckes
the gaffer isnt the problem
we didnt even dominate the game
only after it was 4-1 did we start toying around
neuer was somehow worse than inaki pena
hold dat vardrid fan 😹
wet hornet
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tribal jolt
onyx bridge
We can't convert chances for shit it's insane
what chances
frank marten
stop coping and start mourning
tribal light
what chances
If you would've read the whole thing instead of just picking out 1 sentence
But I guess people only want to see what they want to see
onyx bridge
i read the whole segment
tribal light
Then you would've understood that I was talking about the season as a whole
onyx bridge
tribal light
Blud is leaving out the other part
tribal light
But I guess people only want to see what they want to see
^
spark girder
Lack of gk and defence tbh. But we good lads imagine waiting for a win sunce 2015
snow edge
hey i just have a concerning question
frank marten
did i watch bayern last night or did i watch man united?
no, that performance wasn't Bayern, not at all.
Some imposter FCB
Wearing our kit and having our players
snow edge
why is kim and upamecano still starting
frank marten
why is kim and upamecano still starting
because many in our defense is injured
snow edge
because many in our defense is injured
ok. cause they are genuinely terrible
kim cant keep up with anyone
craggy siren
why is kim and upamecano still starting
because of eberl’s amazing sporting decisions
frank marten
because of eberl’s amazing sporting decisions
we will sign superstar antony and harry maguire
tribal light
why is kim and upamecano still starting
Ito is injured
We don't know how he performs
But it'd be quite hard to underperform Kim
sick wasp
guys I had a vision
Bayern face intermilan in the UCL final 2025
We win 1-0
(it was revealed to me in a dream)
Completely unrelated though
but completely related though
I really do hope Kompany gets it together
And finally teach our team how to finish more
novel arch
no, that performance wasn't Bayern, not at all.
Its a different barcelona after all
Flicks changed barcelona
Made a great impact
Barcelonas press yesterday was crazy
Didnt let bayern breath
astral ravine
why is kim and upamecano still starting
upamecano easily starts he was our best defender yesterday despite the scoreline
sick wasp
idk
pure musk
He was so shit yesterday
sick wasp
Ice skating Injury made him worse most likely
pure musk
We can't convert chances frr and defensively was so bad
strong saddle
What happened to neuer
he's getting old
deft epoch
I said it before also flick was better option
hasty summit
I said it before also flick was better option
if only our board could think straight lmao
deft epoch
They did think straight when coming to transfers
Got kane
That DMF palinha
But then got Kompany as manager
astral ravine
That DMF palinha
i don't see palhinha being a great signing for bayern
paid way too much for a 3rd choice
deft epoch
Signing is good the tactics for him aren't
astral ravine
hasn't been great so far but he's barely got time to show it so i won't factor that yet
astral ravine
Signing is good the tactics for him aren't
nah can't imagine he'll ever be worth the price we paid
deft epoch
He is supposed to play high intensity breaker not a route for small pass moderate intensity football
dusty totem
What happened to neuer
The same that happened to casimiro
spark girder
Leave the football before football leaves you
😭
carmine trout
Beware of Zante
woeful cape
Beware of Zante
what did bro do
carmine trout
what did bro do
Lol nothing just banter between Barça and Bayern fans
strong saddle
we might lose davies
slate viper
tribal light
Who could possibly replace Neuer?.
Alisson
We might even have a chance to get him, since Mamardaschwili is joining them
astral ravine
Alisson
replacing a 38 year old with another 30+ year old idk how old alisson is exactly
ye great idea
tribal light
replacing a 38 year old with another 30+ year old idk how old alisson is exactly
Alisson is 31 and can play atleast 3-4 more years
You got a better option?
astral ravine
diogo costa, trubin, just letting peretz play since we already have him
all better options than alisson
tribal light
all better options than alisson
Better in terms of age or actual goalkeeping
Because what are Perez and and Trubin doing there
astral ravine
Better in terms of age or actual goalkeeping
age
none of them are better goalkeepers than alisson is right now obviously
but i see all of them being better in at least 2 years given regular game time
tribal light
if only time wasnt a problem for us
astral ravine
it's really not we have a new coach, new players meant to break into the team, new management
tribal light
I'd rather get a good but older keeper now than to gamble on future ''what if'' scenarios
astral ravine
getting alisson is a what if in itself
who's to say he actually does perform for 3-4 more years
3 months ago general consensus on neuer was that he was still able to start for bayern without any issues
tribal light
What is more likely, Alisson performing for us the next years, or Peretz and Turbin getting around Neuers level
astral ravine
anything can change at any time
tribal light
I'd argue the first
astral ravine
What is more likely, Alisson performing for us the next years, or Peretz and Tur...
obviously nobody's gonna reach neuer's level mate that's an insane standard to hold
but i see peretz and trubin getting around alisson's current/future level in not that long a time
tribal light
So what are we gonna do till that time
astral ravine
they're not dogshit keepers right now mate we won't have major issues if they start this season
tribal light
People tried to tell me the same with Ulreich before he started for us, when Neuer had his skii accident
astral ravine
People tried to tell me the same with Ulreich before he started for us, when Neu...
complete difference
trubin and costa are proven on an international level
haven't seen much from peretz internationally but his u21s performance for israel was basically the main reason we got him in the first place
peretz isn't the ideal not by far but might as well play the cards we're dealt
tribal light
haven't seen much from peretz internationally but his u21s performance for israe...
That's crazy
Feels like he was just a emergency buy tbh
When Neuer was injured they needed a backup for ulreich jic
astral ravine
around the time we got peretz trubin was on the market as a donetsk player i still think that was a major miss
should've gotten trubin when he was at his cheapest he's a class keeper
astral ravine
Feels like he was just a emergency buy tbh
he was
same with boey
but like with boey being an emergency buy doesn't mean they can't perform
astral ravine
shouldn't be out for too long now
wait nah he's out til december had him mixed up with stanisic's injury
stanisic should be back in like 3 weeks if everything goes well
craggy siren
You got a better option?
Verbruggen all day
Costa can be a good option if Porto don't ask for more than 70m
sick wasp
Crazy but true
golden smelt
strong saddle
@astral ravine https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1849843575955042313
Twitter
Is this so peretz gets experience
i think he might be starting keeper for us soon
tired prism
i think he might be starting keeper for us soon
Is he good?
strong saddle
peretz?
he's good enough to be playing at bayern
and he's the youngest out of our keepers
tired prism
he's good enough to be playing at bayern
Better than manu?
severe yew
<@686621247269896211> https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1849843575955042313
defenders are better than upa at least
carmine trout
defenders are better than upa at least
Bro you're back, you're like a ghost in here
severe yew
Bro you're back, you're like a ghost in here
yeah i come when im bored
Anyone wanna discuss how shit upamecano is?
carmine trout
Dayum straight to the point
severe yew
Dayum straight to the point<:kekw:950653306018074624>
Thats the only thing bad about bayern
and a nice rw
otherwise everyone plays well
Saliba and Tah are a good option
carmine trout
otherwise everyone plays well
Way better take than the ones i seen lately from Bayern fans
Some are saying throw Kompany in the bin already
severe yew
Way better take than the ones i seen lately from Bayern fans
Some are saying thr...
Kompany is actually good but too agresive
he should keep 1 full back defensive
like both davies and guerrero attack all the time
carmine trout
Oh yeah
astral ravine
Anyone wanna discuss how shit upamecano is?
best bayern defender rn but go off chief
severe yew
best bayern defender rn but go off chief
best bayern defender agreed
that shows how shit every defender is
astral ravine
upa's not shit by any stretch
was the best defender on the pitch on wednesday across both teams
severe yew
upa's not shit by any stretch
Too many individual mistakes in important matches
TOO MANY
astral ravine
Too many individual mistakes in important matches
that was all under tuchel
before and after tuchel he's been good
severe yew
was the best defender on the pitch on wednesday across both teams
thats way too far cubarsi was way better than him
severe yew
that was all under tuchel
how can a manager be responsible for induvidual mistkes?
astral ravine
upa made a lot more crucial tackles and duels
astral ravine
how can a manager be responsible for induvidual mistkes?
completely different system that didn't fit with upa as a player
severe yew
upa made a lot more crucial tackles and duels
look at the 3rd goal again bro
and 1st goal
both are mistakes of upa
astral ravine
look at the 3rd goal again bro
the one guerreiro didn't even try to stop him?
severe yew
going too high and getting megged by rephina
astral ravine
ye warra upa mistake he wasn't even supposed to mark raphinha in that moment
severe yew
the one guerreiro didn't even try to stop him?
yeah but upamencano gott megged by the shot it was an easy blocj
severe yew
ye warra upa mistake he wasn't even supposed to mark raphinha in that moment
then who was?
kim wasnt
astral ravine
then who was?
guerreiro mate
instead he just jumped around and didn't even try to take it
severe yew
guerreiro mate
guerreiro is good at attacking hit at defending but to be fair rb isnt his preffered position
astral ravine
so because guerreiro was uncomfortable he shouldn't be blamed?
and upa should unnecessarily be made the scapegoat?
severe yew
so because guerreiro was uncomfortable he shouldn't be blamed?
he should
guerrerio also played ass
i agree
attacking was decent but he cant defend for his life
kim and upa also dont have much chemistry bw them
strong saddle
i am finding it harder to defend upa by every game he plays
but i need to support him
astral ravine
upa wasn't ass by any stretch he won most his duels and put in an overall strong defensive performance he won the ball back loads of times doesn't deserve the blame
scoreline doesn't show how well upa actually did
severe yew
upa wasn't ass by any stretch he won most his duels and put in an overall strong...
but the times he made mistakes it resulted in goals prime examples are the 1st and 3rd goal
severe yew
scoreline doesn't show how well upa actually did
kim was worse than upa
astral ravine
the 3rd goal was not upa's mistake mate
1st goal everyone was too high up but that was the case for most goals
severe yew
the 3rd goal was not upa's mistake mate
it was half mistake of guerreiro half upa
kompany favours guerriro too much
astral ravine
i don't see people talking about how ass olise played he was worse than upa for the team
severe yew
play stanisic he is better
astral ravine
stanisic is injured
astral ravine
he'd probably start over guerreiro most of the time
severe yew
he'd probably start over guerreiro most of the time
guerrerio is naturally a cm/cdm
he cant defend ffor shit same with kimmich
astral ravine
kimmich can defend better than guerreiro
but somehow he forgets how to defend as soon as he plays in midfield
severe yew
kimmich can defend better than guerreiro
well compared to pavlovic no one can defend on his level
astral ravine
whenever he's a permanent rb his defending is a lot better
severe yew
but somehow he forgets how to defend as soon as he plays in midfield
doesnt wanna do the dirty work
strong saddle
he needs to stay at rb
astral ravine
none of our midfielders defend better than pavlo but pavlo isn't an incredible defender himself
his passing vision offers more to the team than his defending
palhinha's been underwhelming so far but needs more chances
strong saddle
his first start in the buli is sunday
astral ravine
but if he's been playing like that in training no wonder kompany prefers pavlo and kimmich
strong saddle
against bochum, so its a good chance to prove himself
sick wasp
Kimmich was surprised in the very least playing vs flick
Like he didn't have his usual role in midfield
astral ravine
he barely played any role in midfield
sick wasp
yeah more on the defense right
astral ravine
wasn't as bad as some people say tho his passing was jus subpar and he defended about as well as he usually does in midfield
astral ravine
yeah more on the defense right
neither
kimmich just wasn't a major presence on the pitch at any time
sick wasp
wait really hold on a min
astral ravine
one missed halfway line shot but otherwise can't remember very many things he did
for some reason some apps attribute the first goal as a kimmich mistake like he could've done any better
sick wasp
Oh yeah so basically Lopez was marking him in midfield
Later on he moved towards upa and Kim to break barca press and also to give longer balls to gnarby
But Lopez pressed further down on him
also gurrieros crossing could've changed the game if it better
a bit disappointed from the defeat but I'm sure we'll bounce back
strong saddle
some of the fans i talk to are incredibly overreactive
dusty totem
barca fans mad disrespecting goatller
frank marten
barca fans mad disrespecting goatller
tribal light
barca fans mad disrespecting goatller
Let them celebrate for once in their life
They've been saying that they'll beat us next time for like
Almost 10 years
Since 2015
😭
lone comet
were are still shit
woeful cape
Let them celebrate for once in their life
fr please let us have this one 😭
lone comet
Bayern worst big team in Europe
supple smelt
Bayern worst big team in Europe
Manchester United
lone comet
Manchester could probably beat us 😭
supple smelt
You know who we went up against right?
Barcelona lmao
They’re like the best team itw rn
lone comet
I dont care we looks very strong as well before villa
If it was madrid still unacceptable
Bayern should no way lose more then 3 we have no excuses
Especially against barca i dont care if there the best team right now
dusty totem
fr
dusty totem
Let them celebrate for once in their life
fr
frank marten
were are still shit
just imagine our next manager is...
lone comet
just imagine our next manager is...
😭
Despite us being horrible i want kompany to stay
No more sacking
slate viper
He's back in rehabilitation
modest magnet
They’re like the best team itw rn
So like, Man City doesnt exist?
deft epoch
You know who we went up against right?
They were broke aahs clowny mess team last year winning nothing
indigo oar
Guys we got cooked by barca lol
supple smelt
So like, Man City doesnt exist?
Second best team itw
astral ravine
Barcelona lmao
tbf barca made the same mistakes as us defensively
we just never capitalised on them except for the kane goal
a more clinical team could've beaten barca
sick wasp
yeah our players need to learn to finish better
If we took our chances we would've probably won the Frankfurt and villa game too
frank marten
Villa was a warning, Barca was the punishment.
If we dont learn from the Barca game we'll have even worse results
Whether in a heavy score line or a 1-0 defeat with us playing terrible football
We still have some time to prove ourselves against the bigger teams though, but it would show ourselves in a bad light if we dont.
lone comet
Madrid fans made fun of us 💀💀
olive spade
We'll see <3.
Rest in piss lil bro🤫
He thought mbappe was gonna do something
Mbappe getting pocketed by kids is crazy
strong saddle
barca are actually gonna get more silverware than us
olive spade
They not even 18 dawg
olive spade
We'll see <3.
And mbappe dribbles past the whole team to make it 5-4 for real Madrid😱, what a goal, an absolute masterclass, the first player to put up a 10 out of 10 performance for real Madrid since cristiano
In your dreams lil bro
maiden basalt
now i see how you guys feel
olive spade
Rest your head go to sleep🔴🔵🤫
olive spade
But why are you talking 'bout this in the Bayern Chat
If I say something in Madrid chat I could possibly get banned but I'm bantering these overconfident delusional Madrid fans here since they can't do nothing about it🤣
tribal light
If I say something in Madrid chat I could possibly get banned but I'm bantering ...
You could still get striked to off-topic
just take it to #football-chat
olive spade
Ok
spark girder
Lads was hansi doing offside trap eith us back in 2020?
lone comet
2020 offsides were not so big
Bayern
Attack 10/10
midflied 10/10
full backs 8/10
centerbacks ⚰️ -200/10
manuel 5/10
Bayerns attack is incredible musiala olise sane gnabry tel kane is madness
Midfield is also amazing with kimmich pavlovic palhinea gorekzta laimer
Fullbacks are incredible attacking wise
Defense 💀💀
ashen ice
just imagine our next manager is...
maiden basalt
He thought mbappe was gonna do something
im done bro
Now i know how bayern munich fans felt
frank marten
Madrid fans made fun of us 💀💀
We scored a goal against one of the most in-form teams right now compared to them
massive dub
the "super galacticos"
Vs "the trophy curse team due to harry kane"
harsh yew
just imagine our next manager is...
God no, not Berhalter
tired prism
Hiring Kompany over Flick has to be the worst decision in our history
Imagine hiring a relegated bum over our sextuple winning coach
@astral ravine hope u realise now
I was right this whole time
frank marten
Hiring Kompany over Flick has to be the worst decision in our history
we will hire gareth southgate the moment xabi alonso's contract ends with another club
tired prism
we will hire gareth southgate the moment xabi alonso's contract ends with anothe...
Lmfao
I'm switching clubs right away if that ever happens
No way I'm backing that fraud Southgate
frank marten
I'm switching clubs right away if that ever happens
nah stay with the club in it's darkest hours
i've witnessed klinsmann's Bayern
How terrible we were back then
Then we finally had a return of Jupp Heynkes and had one of our best seasons
Then we had Pep, we played really good football despite no UCL.
until we've seen managers come and go before flick
great, now i look like a man united past worshipper
craggy siren
we had an all timer (lewy under flick)
dark junco
Brooo how tf did bayern lose to Barcelona
Flick
tawny beacon
We scored a goal against one of the most in-form teams right now compared to the...
they're fighting over who was less shitt im in tears
barca's back 😭🙏
sick wasp
barca fans smh
dark junco
they're fighting over who was less shitt im in tears
😭
woeful cape
@upper bane @ashen ice the job has been done
tawny beacon
barca fans smh
yall the ones having an argument abt who lost the better way
i aint gonna troll tho
woeful cape
we demolished them for u
upper bane
💯💯💯
sick wasp
Bit weird if you ask me
lone comet
We scored a goal against one of the most in-form teams right now compared to the...
thats not importent we should win
no exuses from bayern
madrid can lose
we shouldnt flex a single goal
astral ravine
I was right this whole time
ye sure mate barca made the exact same defensive mistakes nobody on our team wanted to shoot
flick woulda done the same shit with us
tired prism
flick woulda done the same shit with us
It's crazy how ur still defending yourself
Can't believe our stupid board chose a relegated manager over flick
Can't believe some Bayern fans like u didn't want flick back cuz of one bad stint
tribal light
I'm switching clubs right away if that ever happens
Wouldn't be the first time
tired prism
Wouldn't be the first time
Nor the last
tired prism
Wouldn't be the first time
That was a prank this time it would be for real
astral ravine
I'm not backing Southgate of all managers
yeah you don't seem to be a fan of supporting clubs when they aren't at their best
supple smelt
Better to just wait till the end of the season for judgement
tired prism
yeah you don't seem to be a fan of supporting clubs when they aren't at their be...
Time to switch to barcelona
craggy siren
violet pantherBOT
DisBall
ashen ice
we demolished them for u
yay
wispy shard
ashen ice
GOALISE
lone comet
i hate our defense
sick wasp
Kims clearance was good
lone comet
Kims clearance was good
would not have happened if he postioned himself well
but it was good
astral ravine
would not have happened if he postioned himself well
our defenders are rarely positioned well with kompany's system that's the only major issue
if he can finally learn to adapt and play a lower line we should be fine
slate viper
our defenders are rarely positioned well with kompany's system that's the only m...
If we improve on that and make some slight adjustments to our midfield we'd be unstoppable
astral ravine
If we improve on that and make some slight adjustments to our midfield we'd be u...
palhinha needs to get used to the team
if he lives up to his transfer fee nobody will complain about our defense
slate viper
palhinha needs to get used to the team
By the way he's playing rn he's being used as another Pavlović
astral ravine
yeah and he can't do that at all
he's not good enough on the ball for kompany's system
slate viper
yeah and he can't do that at all
We bought him specifically for defending
He can stay back while Kimmich joins with the attack
(When Pavlović isn't present)
sick wasp
Davies has been good so far
astral ravine
We bought him specifically for defending
atp we just got him to prove we still have pull after he didn't join last year we could've gotten so many cheaper options
sick wasp
Good comeback from last season
astral ravine
Davies has been good so far
davies is good because he doesn't have to defend as much
sick wasp
bye bye to davies soon
Hey we thought that last season too
astral ravine
that sacrifices a lot for our defense though
lone comet
cant believe for free aswell
slate viper
atp we just got him to prove we still have pull after he didn't join last year w...
Yeah incase if he flops we have to cope with Goretzka ball
lone comet
kimmich sane and davies all for 2025 contracts gone 💀 we should have sold davies and sane and renewed kimmich last season
slate viper
I hope we see some minutes from Aznou this match
astral ravine
Yeah incase if he flops we have to cope with Goretzka ball
i doubt kompany wants goretzka to be a regular starter no matter what palhinha does
astral ravine
kimmich sane and davies all for 2025 contracts gone 💀 we should have sold davie...
acting like there was a choice
slate viper
i doubt kompany wants goretzka to be a regular starter no matter what palhinha d...
He was trying to push him out of the club in the Transfer Window
astral ravine
everyone in the club was trying to push him out
slate viper
kimmich sane and davies all for 2025 contracts gone 💀 we should have sold davie...
Sanè can fuck off same with Coman and Gnabry
Goretzka isn't welcomed here anymore and he knows that
He can go back to Bochum where he came from
astral ravine
Sanè can fuck off same with Coman and Gnabry
nah not all 3
lone comet
3 finised wingers on our team
astral ravine
coman can stay if he stays fit but i don't see that happening regularly
lone comet
rather play muller the middle and musiala on the wing
astral ravine
mustn't forget sane's coming off of a surgery himself he's barely played
slate viper
i want to see eric dier ito and josip at center back
Dier has no pace
astral ravine
ito should be our lb when we need to secure a lead same with stanisic at rb
slate viper
His passing is amazing
astral ravine
eh it's alright
lone comet
Dier has no pace
yea maybe a barca player might push him slightly and he will go flying exposing the goal to the other team
slate viper
yea maybe a barca player might push him slightly and he will go flying exposing ...
He's strong and has great passing
He's not fragile
He's not a Tariq Lamptey defender
astral ravine
"go flying" christ some people are dense
lone comet
"go flying" christ some people are dense
well they scored
small or little
large or huge i dont care mistake is a mistake
astral ravine
well they scored
it was more than a slight push it clearly hindered him from properly heading the ball
lone comet
also vs madrid
astral ravine
it's not a mistake in that case from kim
slate viper
AZNOU IS WARMING UP 🗣💯🔥
lone comet
it was more than a slight push it clearly hindered him from properly heading the...
shouldnt have happened
astral ravine
shouldnt have happened
yeah it shouldn't have happened because pushing another player to hinder them from getting the ball is a foul 💀
slate viper
Neuer grabs the ball 😱🤯
astral ravine
how's kim supposed to know that some player behind him is gonna push him away from the ball he would've headed it away otherwise
lone comet
davies at left wing kimmich at right back guerrero at left back
we should really give that a try
when pavlovic is fit we can maybe do this
astral ravine
won't though otherwise kimmich will complain
lone comet
does kimmich hate right back or something i really dont understand
astral ravine
yes
lone comet
i jsut want a winger that can run
astral ravine
"kimmich mentality" means complaining and whining when you don't get to play wherever you want
lone comet
musiala is gifted
sick wasp
real madrid second leg not so much
Very poor vs vini that day
lone comet
wouldn't say world class
second leg he was
lone comet
Very poor vs vini that day
i hate vini so much but he was the only one defending him so thats why he looked so bad
astral ravine
second leg he was
nah second leg both teams were ass we were lucky david raya was worse
sick wasp
Neur really saved us from humiliation that day but also caused the loss
lone comet
de ligts goal
supple smelt
Us and Barcelona have the best front 3 in the world and I don’t think it’s that close
😭
lone comet
yea but barca have a good defense
supple smelt
Barcelona don’t have THAT good of a defence imo
They’re just very intelligent
With the offside traps
sick wasp
they don't really
lone comet
when davies leaves we should sign di marco he would work super in this kompany ball
astral ravine
Barcelona don’t have THAT good of a defence imo
their defense isn't much better our attack just didn't feel like shooting when they had to
supple smelt
He is gonna stick around for a little bit
supple smelt
their defense isn't much better our attack just didn't feel like shooting when t...
Exactly
lone comet
He is gonna stick around for a little bit
what does this mean honesty
supple smelt
what does this mean honesty
At a party someone showed him a picture of the Madrid crest
astral ravine
it was inaki pena might as well have battered it from 20 yards out but sane didn't even try to shoot when he was 8m away from goal
supple smelt
And he responded with a picture of the Bayern crest
lone comet
And he responded with a picture of the Bayern crest
3 year externtion
kimmich we NEED
under 5 years honestly
astral ravine
laimer should've played over guerreiro on wednesday btw
astral ravine
Would've worked good under Kompany
board desperately wanted palhinha so we sold de ligt
supple smelt
How does TheEuropeanLad report so much games at the same time
Does he have multiple TVs?
astral ravine
who is that
lone comet
board desperately wanted palhinha so we sold de ligt
i know 2 french men we could have sold
astral ravine
i know 2 french men we could have sold
i know you're completely wrong on one of them
cobalt sky
lone comet
wow
astral ravine
good shot there
lone comet
after a whole year
lone comet
i know you're completely wrong on one of them
de ligt or upa simple
astral ravine
de ligt or upa simple
no not "de ligt or upa"
de ligt gets a much bigger fee and upa fits kompany's football better
upa is faster and better on the ball
upa's been top 5 players for us this season y'all jus wanna make him a scapegoat for no reason
lone comet
upa would have gone for 40m plus
astral ravine
no he wouldn't have lmao
lone comet
how much then
astral ravine
30 max
and that's not enough for what we spent
besides de ligt was also more injury prone
he'll almost definitely run down his contract
his wages are insanely high
lone comet
what reason does bayern not have to sell him
astral ravine
the reason is the club doesn't decide alone if he goes or not
astral ravine
goretzka doesn't want to leave and bayern can't force him to that's kinda the point of a contract
lone comet
maybe hes not so bad 😭
second time hes scored like that
i love being wrong about our players
but too early to call
astral ravine
i mean if you consistently hate on good players every week eventually you'll end up being wrong
don't see that ringing true for goretzka tho
lone comet
coman i always said to sell
but never said he was bad i still think its better to move on but
coarse crater
4-1
sick wasp
ok?
coarse crater
your not raging anyone ive heard it so much before you <:haaland:118194812629942...
lmao
but at the end of the day
we are rivals not enemies
well played mate 🤝
slim harbor
we are rivals not enemies
We are not even rivals
coarse crater
We are not even rivals
well the bayern vs barca matches have always been legendary
and huge scorelines
lone comet
bayern vs psg barca real are all rivals over seas
coarse crater
bayern vs psg barca real are all rivals over seas
agreed
coarse crater
I’m itching for a Frankfurt spanking tonight
i remember last season the scoreline was HUGE!!
coarse crater
Don’t worry about last season
when why do you guys keep saying 8-2 😭
supple smelt
Or 7-0
slim harbor
when why do you guys keep saying 8-2 😭
It's formality go into the flow
supple smelt
We never beat you 4-1
slate viper
maiden basalt
harry kane is so silly
tribal light
Now that we won, we're probably gonna lose the next game
Pokal against Mainz
Away
strong saddle
I'm gonna have to stop watching games during the week
slate viper
I'm gonna have to stop watching games during the week
Not even Mainz?
slate viper
Zaragoza cooking against Sociedad 👀👀
tribal light
Doubt he's coming back tbh
slate viper
bryan should sign a perm contract
I hope this szn is just a szn for him to get back into form and come back next season even stronger
Another week at the top of the table
lone comet
Doubt he's coming back tbh
its a loan hes coming back tbh
tribal light
its a loan hes coming back tbh
Who says we won't sell him
astral ravine
Who says we won't sell him
tbf i think if we wanted to let him go completely he'd have already left on a permanent transfer instead of a loan
the board's probably waiting to see if they have to replace coman/gnabry/sane and if they do then the replacement will already be in munich by next season for no costs
strong saddle
Twitter
astral ravine
well it's just an award they invented to placate the fans who knew lewa deserved a ballon d'or but i guess it's a fun add on for players who already won the european golden boot
dark junco
https://x.com/ballondor/status/1851000246433874029?s=46
👏🏼
dark junco
well it's just an award they invented to placate the fans who knew lewa deserved...
2020?
hasty summit
Zaragoza cooking against Sociedad 👀👀
call him back in January again we need a left winger anyways
lone comet
My suggestions for the bayern Munich summer transfer window in the 2025 season with a tight budget
What you all think
slim harbor
My suggestions for the bayern Munich summer transfer window in the 2025 season w...
Are you doing a challenge how to relegate Bayern Munich in 3rd divison ?
Bro really added raum tah and nübass
hasty summit
My suggestions for the bayern Munich summer transfer window in the 2025 season w...
we ain't winning jackshit with this team 😭
lemme make one
with unlimited budget
very unlikely but wait
slate viper
Yooo
Bayern fans
Share with me your score predictions for our game today vs FSV Mainz 04
Personally I think it will be a 3-1 win for us
tribal light
Schlotterbeck?
tribal light
Share with me your score predictions for our game today vs FSV Mainz 04
Keep a clean sheet man
Please
slate viper
Schlotterbeck 😔
hasty summit
Schlotterbeck?
yes
best german left footed ball playing centreback
we need to save him from Dortmund
lone comet
Were not gonna get wirtz or van de ven and schlotterbeck is worse then tah and hes from Dortmund
lone comet
Bro really added raum tah and nübass
Raum is good and im trying to be realistic bayern are gonna put nubel
lone comet
we need to save him from Dortmund
He can stay there
slim harbor
Raum is good and im trying to be realistic bayern are gonna put nubel
Raum is good 😂?he doesn't lace davies shoes
We are not that broke only to spend 25m
Nubel better get sold ffs
lone comet
Raum is good 😂?he doesn't lace davies shoes
2025 Contract
ok fine heres a one which is less realstic
kudus 60m bastoni 50m tah free davies and kimmich renewed contract
alison for 25m
astral ravine
Were not gonna get wirtz or van de ven and schlotterbeck is worse then tah and h...
schlotti is not worse than tah 💀
lone comet
tah is free
astral ravine
we don't really need either
let our current defense adapt to kompany it's been 2 months and they've just had almost 2 seasons of tuchel
it's clearly a work in progress
so quick to replace
lone comet
bastoni's not really that fast
kim is quick?
astral ravine
faster than bastoni afaik
lone comet
nah bastoni is decently quick
the defensive abilty he provides is one of the best in world football anyway
between upa and kim you can keep one and leave the other
astral ravine
yeah people said the same about minjae two years ago now y'all complaining
astral ravine
between upa and kim you can keep one and leave the other
it's upa any day of the week
lone comet
yeah people said the same about minjae two years ago now y'all complaining
nah kim needs to be a sub i want to keep him cuz i still think he can reach the napoil heights
lone comet
it's upa any day of the week
nagelsmann had this man play some decent football at best hes overrated now
better we sell him
astral ravine
nagelsmann had this man play some decent football at best hes overrated now
overrated??
y'all hate on him every week he's anything but overrated
he's had a strong season so far he's playing as well under kompany as he did under nagelsmann
difference is nagelsmann played a deeper line so they leaked less goals but upa's performances are just as consistent
lone comet
bundusliga this season sure
but when a good team comes like villa or barca there on strings
astral ravine
but when a good team comes like villa or barca there on strings
if you're gonna blame upa for any of the goals barca scored i cba
as for villa he had to mark ollie watkins by himself
lone comet
if you're gonna blame upa for any of the goals barca scored i cba
that game he was bad but the rest of the team was much worse so excusable
but when we look at the bayern squad what postions are there to upgrade
astral ravine
that game he was bad but the rest of the team was much worse so excusable
he was not bad though
you can watch the match AND check the stats he had a good match
lone comet
i could be delusional but i do think were 2 world class center backs away from a ucl
astral ravine
won the ball back in crucial moments, tackling was on point
astral ravine
i could be delusional but i do think were 2 world class center backs away from a...
that is delusional
lone comet
you can watch the match AND check the stats he had a good match
stats are deceiving
but yea he wasnt the worst defender that game
lone comet
that is delusional
then what positions
astral ravine
no positions we just need kompany to adjust his system
we have class players everywhere that aren't being used correctly
lone comet
thats it? then were ucl winners?
lone comet
i cant keep blaming players Kompany is at fault but he needs time
astral ravine
exactly
the players aren't at fault and i wouldn't even say kompany is either he just needs to be less stubborn with his tactics
woeful cape
if you're gonna blame upa for any of the goals barca scored i cba
neuer & kompany's tactics were at fault for the goals we scored
though neuer was basically playing alone for most of the goals
hasty summit
https://x.com/Blaugranagram/status/1851626799433683065?t=Ccs8RLUmT3KTd7A8-7ieOA&...
he's literally kimmich
but younger
I won't say better tho
hasty summit
Were not gonna get wirtz or van de ven and schlotterbeck is worse then tah and h...
Schlotterbeck is not worse than tah 😭
wdym
noble rivet
he's literally kimmich
he can defend too
hasty summit
He can stay there
y'all need to watch him play man
hasty summit
he can defend too
nah
I'd rather have bernal
if he was fit
but i don't think barca will left him go
slate viper
Sieb and Vidovic finna cook us 😭🙏
violet pantherBOT
DisBall
tribal light
MUSIALAAAAA
slate viper
MUSIALAAAAA
Hattrick
tawny beacon
https://x.com/Blaugranagram/status/1851626799433683065?t=Ccs8RLUmT3KTd7A8-7ieOA&...
got owned and now they're tryna get him
slate viper
https://x.com/Blaugranagram/status/1851626799433683065?t=Ccs8RLUmT3KTd7A8-7ieOA&...
This is cap
slate viper
How was dier vs Mainz
Wonderful
Bayern fans
From all over the world
Were you satisfied from yesterday's game?
astral ravine
How was dier vs Mainz
lucky that mainz posed little to no danger up front
if they'd managed to get a proper counter in they could've scored he didn't seem very secure
tribal light
got owned and now they're tryna get him
Rather get owned one time than 6 times in a row
No offense, but many of you Barca fans here have a big mouth for someone who's been losing every game to us for almost 10 years straight. Last time you beat us before the 4-1 was 2015
"We'll beat them next time" FC
tawny beacon
who said anything about past games
casado owned you and now you want him
thats just a fact
not even banter
tribal light
not even banter
That's called taking the piss my friend
You don't see me going to the Barca channel after winning all the games prior to this one and talk about the Kimmich to Barca links and how he owned you
That's just taking the piss
astral ravine
casado owned you and now you want him
according to "blaugranagram"
ye great source how haven't bayern bought him already
slate viper
according to "blaugranagram"
Where did "blaugranagram" get their source aswell
@tawny beacon
tribal light
Where did "blaugranagram" get their source aswell
"Trust me bro"
tawny beacon
You don't see me going to the Barca channel after winning all the games prior to...
it bothers you cause you feel some time of way abt the game but i didnt really meean it like that so mb lol
doing too much tbh
tribal light
it bothers you cause you feel some time of way abt the game but i didnt really m...
It's fine, tbf what you said wasn't as bad as some other Barca fans back then when Aurajo was linked to us
They came in here to troll
So badly
"Aurajo wouldn't ever join this finished club" etc
tired prism
Barca fans are way too cocky for a club which has only beaten us 3 times in their entire history
And got dismantled and humiliated by us a million times
woeful cape
blaugranagram is crazy
manic sigil
Barca fans are way too cocky for a club which has only beaten us 3 times in thei...
i mean let them have their glory they all need it at some point
tired prism
i mean let them have their glory they all need it at some point
But they're acting like they own us
strong saddle
Why do we always play ucl on Wednesdays
slate viper
Twitter
strong saddle
no pls
dusty totem
why no
modest magnet
Why are you guys against that?
crisp beacon
https://x.com/bayerncentre/status/1852107475098513534?t=1CEVL-Iwf5wpvFfkXxLdEg&s...
It’s sad to see him go but nothing lasts forever. Eventually you got to realize you’re getting old and your form is dropping. He had realized that.
strong saddle
Yippee
static matrix
Davies going to madrid
?
astral ravine
some x post
solid evidence i'd say
strong saddle
source: trust me
slim harbor
btw if these Tchouameni rumours are true would be the absolute dream signing
But here comes the sad fact we already spend 50m£ on slow pole like palhinha
tribal light
aye nah why is the offical champions league glazing him
Are you on some sort of Olise hate watch man
clever canopy
🏺
tranquil tundra
Good morning
slim harbor
10 point lead on Stuttgart
7 point on Leverkusen
tribal light
10 point lead on Stuttgart
7 point on Leverkusen
astral ravine
davies has been class under kompany an extension would be great
not with the wages he originally asked for tho
strong saddle
I put my predictions in #bundesliga
slate viper
Not an easy win
Trust me
Broski
Dortmund is the game we can afford to rest a few of our players
We have to win all 3 btw
Plus another hard patch
Last one was a patch where we could afford to lose not this time tho
slate viper
Twitter
tribal light
craggy siren
extend
tranquil tundra
https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1853039265287946677?t=Z-9bUDLDtSzQctj8opLaNA&s=1...
lol
wet hornet
Dortmund is the game we can afford to rest a few of our players
good thing is leverkusen is at home
slate viper
slate viper
Twitter
Sacha Boey + Buchmann is avaliable
Stanisic is the only remaining defender who could play both rb and cb
slate viper
Stanisic is the only remaining defender who could play both rb and cb
Who is out injured
Twitter
Kompaniola
👏 👏
Twitter
This is what we like to see
Hopefully he doesn't face any setbacks.
sinful frost
https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1853039265287946677?t=Z-9bUDLDtSzQctj8opLaNA&s=1...
Yes, Phonzy please stay, after seeing how Real Madrid is playing, I think it's best to say hes not going anywhere
static cipher
lol
static cipher
https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1853926961682194843?t=bj6XvSUYmyXIK4k_5uVmoA&s=1...
yes please
astral ravine
https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1853926961682194843?t=bj6XvSUYmyXIK4k_5uVmoA&s=1...
probably better suited for another club
kompany likes a 2 striker formation we should get someone who isn't good enough to start yet but could be in the future
aka armindo sieb who's already gonna be back next season
clever canopy
Saying that like Man United is actual competition for us
sounds familiar
static cipher
what league is htis
buli
obsidian lance
Bro I hate this guy called kimmich WHY CANY HE ACCEPT HES WASHED AT CM
laimer are better then him at cm man just accept it
OMG
obsidian lance
Yes he is
dusty totem
bors discord is younger that this monday
astral ravine
Bro I hate this guy called kimmich WHY CANY HE ACCEPT HES WASHED AT CM
kimmich's a better midfielder but idt kompany is using him correctly
palhinha should be deeper than kimmich
obsidian lance
bors discord is younger that this monday
Ok
obsidian lance
kimmich's a better midfielder but idt kompany is using him correctly
Everytime kimmich plays rb he does wonderful assist,playing laimer cm is actually good instead of rb.
violet pantherBOT
DisBall
obsidian lance
Du Maria as sub interesting
astral ravine
Everytime kimmich plays rb he does wonderful assist,playing laimer cm is actua...
laimer is just as good at rb as he is as a midfielder
benfica aren't playing their strongest 11
obsidian lance
laimer is just as good at rb as he is as a midfielder
Even if he’s not good at rb our lb and rb plays more like fullback wing
Kompany style
astral ravine
Even if he’s not good at rb our lb and rb plays more like fullback wing
yeah and with guerreiro that doesn't work in big matches because we end up with 2 defenders on the counter
guerreiro's not great at winning the ball back
obsidian lance
guerreiro's not great at winning the ball back
But he’s curves is good
astral ravine
laimer is an incredible athlete man can run on both ends on the pitch with no problem
obsidian lance
It was long time ago I saw him play damn
astral ravine
But he’s curves is good
not good enough to sacrifice the defense
obsidian lance
Or am I trippin
astral ravine
guerreiro is a technically strong player but he's not really good down the right
especially with davies on the other end it leaves the defense more exposed than when we play with laimer
obsidian lance
guerreiro is a technically strong player but he's not really good down the right
Rn our weakest position is cb. If he gets time o not it doesnt change much tbh.
obsidian lance
especially with davies on the other end it leaves the defense more exposed than ...
That’s why out cbs goes more wider and risk more
It’s a Big problem
astral ravine
our cbs have to risk more because they're too high up the pitch
obsidian lance
ITS 50% 50% every counter
astral ravine
it's either play an offside trap like barca does or play a deeper line and properly defend
obsidian lance
Would love to see ITO
astral ravine
just had another foot surgery we won't see him for a while
obsidian lance
it's either play an offside trap like barca does or play a deeper line and prope...
Agaisnt Mainz we did really good with the offside trap
obsidian lance
just had another foot surgery we won't see him for a while
We have to change the training ground and our home arena
It’s something wrong with it
astral ravine
Agaisnt Mainz we did really good with the offside trap
we didn't really play an offside trap vs mainz
mainz were just never dangerous enough to actually challenge the defense
astral ravine
We have to change the training ground and our home arena
it's the hybrid pitches they brought them back last year
guardiola had them removed because they're a lot harder and more likely to cause injuries
but regular grass is harder to maintain
obsidian lance
it's the hybrid pitches they brought them back last year
I knew there was something wrong with our training ground and arena
astral ravine
it's much better than hybrid pitches though
obsidian lance
Cuz we never had so much injures back then
obsidian lance
but regular grass is harder to maintain
How is it hard to maintain on normal grass HUH
astral ravine
poor weather can completely ruin a pitch with regular grass on a hybrid pitch weather conditions barely matter in comparison
obsidian lance
Don’t they realise these hybrid pitch are causing us so much injury’s and might cause us a whole UCL final
strong saddle
we probably wont be in the final
obsidian lance
we probably wont be in the final
Never lose the hope
Last year we reached sm with our weakest XI
strong saddle
its between liverpool and barca
astral ravine
a hybrid pitch makes the arena playable at any time while regular grass is safer to play on
astral ravine
Last year we reached sm with our weakest XI
david raya handed it on a silver platter we weren't at ucl semis level
if we get lucky like last season sure it's possible but that's the thing with luck
don't always have it
strong saddle
mickey mouse runs arent my favourable way of winning things
obsidian lance
I belive the only club that can stop Barca is US our cb weakness made us lose and poor performance by neuer
strong saddle
its liverpool who can do it
astral ravine
it was the entire system
we have the player quality to go all the way but kompany also has to know when it's time to step off the gas a bit
obsidian lance
upa was one of our best players that day
Kim -_-
I’m was disappointed on his performance
obsidian lance
we have the player quality to go all the way but kompany also has to know when i...
Agaisnt Barca NOPE next time we face each other we have to hold down the gas until the match ends
astral ravine
Agaisnt Barca NOPE next time we face each other we have to hold down the gas unt...
you mean gas in a different sense
obsidian lance
you mean gas in a different sense
The pedal gass YEA
astral ravine
i mean he should know when it's time to play a bit deeper and calmer
obsidian lance
There’s no way we lost to Aston Villa
astral ravine
they lost with a stupid pen it's fine
obsidian lance
There’s no way we lost to Aston Villa
They couldn’t even win agaisnt Brugge
obsidian lance
i mean he should know when it's time to play a bit deeper and calmer
Yh but agaisnt Barca there no stop.