#bayern-munich

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dusty totem
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wwe type shi

oak ore
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well

austere river
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Upamecano is so shite

dusty totem
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bruh

austere river
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OFFSIDE

dusty totem
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indeed

surreal snow
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He literally has to defend watkins all by himself

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50m of space behind him for watkins to abuse

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and he isnt even doing a bad job

dusty totem
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gnabry not ok in the hedad

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head

surreal snow
dusty totem
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From 9 2 to 1 0

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Bayern downfall

calm coral
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never

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upamecano and kim min jae are beasts

dense zinc
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What is this game? Lol

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Literally reminds me of Villarreal

calm coral
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bayern’s luck is worse than mine

dusty totem
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Bomboclaaaaat

calm coral
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we are so dominant every game

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for second game in a row we concede a lucky goal

versed panther
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We lost to Emery’s PSG
Emery’s Villarreal
Emery’s Villa

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A bayern fan in another server sent this

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Damn emery has an insane record against bayern

surreal snow
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Now this Situation is interesting

tribal light
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70% possesion

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Several shots on target

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And losing 1-0

surreal snow
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Weve seen two clubs with a similar playstyle

tribal light
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What the fuck is this

surreal snow
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And we couldnt beat both

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Is this our kryptonite

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Or is kompany gonna fix this

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Could also just be that this is Just the way it is and always will be

surreal snow
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If kane had gnabrys chances we wouldve won both games

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but sadly Kane is 15m behind gnabry because hes our playmaker

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😭

calm coral
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we need solid half line

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kimmich shouldn’t play as right back

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olise on the wing

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would do better work

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than gnabry

dense zinc
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Should've used same lineup from 2 previous matches.

static matrix
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We shall mourne together brothers.

dense zinc
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Bayern, Madrid and Barca on mid table this week. 15, 16, 17

ashen ice
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please end me

strong saddle
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but it had to be unai emery

white cove
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how do we feel about the loss to villa?

strong saddle
frank marten
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This is just a fluke, we'll get over this.

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unless we lose to barca

sick wasp
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Eh we'll get better

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I belive kompany can work around this

dusty totem
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Upamaguire and kim maguire

tired prism
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And these bastards have two wins against us

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This is unacceptable

wild current
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good morning bayern fans

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austere river
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Fuck this shit

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Neuer lost his mind

knotty wyvernBOT
astral ravine
astral ravine
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we have time to figure that out

surreal snow
clever canopy
manic sigil
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Idk I wouldn’t be too pissed

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Villa have are amazing at home

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We didn’t get destroyed like city

spark girder
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We’re currently lacking on winger why don’t we sign zhegrova👀 that guy step up for lille yesterday

sick wasp
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we lack wingers?

spark girder
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Ofc we do if we have GNABRY as winger

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He have been recently on form but what he did yesterday is unacceptable

humble trench
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1860💙🤍

tribal light
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They weren't anywhere near amazing

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The whole game was Villa parking the bus and waiting to get the ball, to shoot it upfront as far as possible to Watkins

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The whole 90 fucking minutes

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And the only reason we conceded was cause of Neuer being too far away from the goal, which I can't blame him for since he always does it

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But still annoying losing to someone who's playing tower defense in their own stadium

astral ravine
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pau torres had it on lock

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was a simple tactic but an effective one if they didn't play like they did bayern would've won

tribal light
astral ravine
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emery did exactly what he had to do

manic sigil
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But in general

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Their home record is insane

tribal light
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That's true

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But yesterday they definetly weren't

dusk vortex
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Keep in mind until added time, what did bayern offer? Gnabry getting in once, and a hopeful shot from Olise? That and they should've been down to 10 men after 23 minutes.

tribal light
dusk vortex
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Because it's simply not what happened, and used as a way to talk down the opposition

tribal light
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What didn't happen?

dusk vortex
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We didn't play "tower defense"

tribal light
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Oh really

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You must've watched a different game then

dusk vortex
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In truth our defenders didn't have much to do before the 90+ minute

tribal light
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Who's talking about your defenders

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The whole team was back there

dusk vortex
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Generally defenders have to do things if they're only defending

tribal light
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It was the whole team back there

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I never mentioned defenders specifically

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Idk why you're saying that

dusk vortex
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Okay, I'll rephrase

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I don't remember any of our team being troubled much defensively

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until 90+

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Olise speculative effort and Gnabry got in once... because we were defending on the half way line

tribal light
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I'm so confused rn

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I said that villa was parking the bus the whole game, so ofc we weren't able to get near the goal often

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Idk what ur trying to say

dusk vortex
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When a team parks the bus that's precisely when you are camped in the opposition half and create much chances

tribal light
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Not necessarily. You can park the bus and successfully defend without your opponent creating chances

dusk vortex
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Yes, and that's on the attacking team

tribal light
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So how's what I'm saying wrong or disrespectful

dusk vortex
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Watkins had a back post header chance, Onana had a chance from inside the box, we had a (rightfully) disallowed goal, we had a 3v2 break where Maatsen shot instead of passing. We also scored. Watkins caused Upamecano problems to the point he should have been sent off - yet you say all we did is defend lol

tribal light
dusk vortex
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Yeah, not one positive claim. Your original involvement was also dismissing how well we played. We were amazing

tribal light
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That's how you personally see it. If my team was parking the bus in the CL the whole game and hoping for mistakes from the opponent, that's everything but playing amazing

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Especially if you only got like 30% ball possession

dusk vortex
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We can agree to disagree then

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Best of luck with the rest of your season

tribal light
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You too

frank marten
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we won the treble the very same season we lost an early UCL game widechiesa

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stuck crownBOT
knotty wyvernBOT
fading lintel
ashen ice
slim harbor
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Let's sign every player in the world

ashen ice
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yes

astral ravine
strong saddle
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lol

paper vine
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Ship that fraud Harry Kane to unleash tels full potential

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In exchange, Ferran Torres

strong saddle
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Can we save Tim Kleindienst from gladbach

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Bro needs a better club

knotty wyvernBOT
tired prism
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We'll come back to this later this season

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We've never beaten villa and they've two fucking wins over us

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Gotta fix this shit

dusk vortex
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I think if Musiala starts things end different. I haven't seen much of Tel before but he looked really impressive when he came on

tired prism
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Need to fix that

tired prism
astral ravine
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too many people think of him as a kane backup

tired prism
astral ravine
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he's come on as a winger a lot more often than a striker

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just look at how he plays he cuts in from the left every time

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he's not a proper striker

dusk vortex
astral ravine
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good manager so far

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needs more experience against low blocks

dusk vortex
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do German teams not play that way?

astral ravine
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nope

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not usually at least

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bundesliga almost always has the most goals per game every season it's very offensively focused

dusk vortex
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I guess that was going to be my next question; do coaches in Germany consider style of play more important than results?

astral ravine
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i wouldn't say it like that but that style of play just happens to be the most successful

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there are so many offensively focused teams in the bundesliga that you have to be rock solid in defense to just sit back the whole match

tired prism
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And can't afford any further slip up in the ucl

astral ravine
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this league system allows teams to afford loads of slip ups

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bayern will be fine regardless

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we have easy draws

tired prism
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Losing to villa fucking hurts

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Unacceptable

astral ravine
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that's an overreaction

dusk vortex
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Yeah it's 1 game

astral ravine
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obviously it sucks to lose but it's one match

dusk vortex
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I don't think Villa as a team are just easy pushovers either

astral ravine
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emery knew exactly what villa had to do and they executed it well

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no shame in a loss there

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especially with musiala injured

dusk vortex
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Last season we beat Arsenal home and away, beat Man City at home. It's not like results against good teams are a shock. Bayern was not expected, but the history of this game and what it meant to Villa does make a difference too

tired prism
dusk vortex
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Emery has a surprisingly solid record against Bayern, he's a very good coach

tired prism
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Knocked us out with fucking Villarreal

tired prism
dusk vortex
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They're our kryptonite 😭

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Best of luck on match day 3. I hope you win 10-0 😊

tired prism
tired prism
dusk vortex
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I think the rest of the Premier League will be very angry at us if that happened

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If we win by a few goals, that's EtH gone

tired prism
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Just go all out and destroy them

ashen ice
knotty wyvernBOT
slate viper
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Frankfurt today

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Matchday today

tired prism
sick wasp
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we don't have to deal with tuchel ball anymore

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And musiala injury we have players who can give about 60-70% of him today

void forge
supple smelt
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Aw man Kompany ball against Frankfurt today

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Looking long

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No musiala too

tribal light
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With or without Musiala we need to win today

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Also, from what i've seen, contract talks are going good so far

tired prism
craggy siren
austere river
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Let's not forget who Frankfurt is at home boys

violet pantherBOT
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DisBall
Lineups: Eintracht Frankfurt v Bayern München
Eintracht Frankfurt Starting XI

D. Toppmöller - 4-4-2
40 - Kauã Santos
13 - Rasmus Kristensen
35 - Tuta
4 - Robin Koch
3 - Arthur Theate
8 - Farès Chaïbi
15 - Ellyes Skhiri
16 - Hugo Larsson
36 - Ansgar Knauff
11 - Hugo Ekitiké
7 - Omar Marmoush

Bayern München Starting XI

V. Kompany - 4-2-3-1
1 - Manuel Neuer
22 - Raphaël Guerreiro
2 - Dayot Upamecano
3 - Min-jae Kim
19 - Alphonso Davies
6 - Joshua Kimmich
45 - Aleksandar Pavlović
17 - Michael Olise
25 - Thomas Müller
7 - Serge Gnabry
9 - Harry Kane

Eintracht Frankfurt Subs

Jens Grahl, Aurèle Amenda, Junior Dina Ebimbe, Niels Nkounkou, Can Uzun, Mario Götze, Mahmoud Dahoud, Igor Matanović, Jean-Mattéo Bahoya

Bayern München Subs

Daniel Peretz, Adam Aznou, Eric Dier, Leroy Sané, Konrad Laimer, Leon Goretzka, Kingsley Coman, João Palhinha, Mathys Tel

austere river
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Yo chat

dusk surge
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Oof

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Goallll

ashen ice
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Fuck

dusk surge
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Let’s goooo

ashen ice
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Who scored

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Did we score?

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Or sge

strong saddle
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kim min jae scored

tribal light
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Kim scored

ashen ice
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Oh good

tribal light
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The fuck

dusk surge
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Muller assist 🔥

ashen ice
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At least my club is not making my mood even worse

dusk surge
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Wtf

supple smelt
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We either score 4 more

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Or they score 5

dusk surge
light sparrow
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Damn

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Was not expecting that

ashen ice
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Fuck

supple smelt
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Yeah

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Exactly

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Long days 😭

lone comet
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Upa please leave my club

slim harbor
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Neuer so washed man wtf

dusk surge
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Fuck this

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Goalll

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2-2

light sparrow
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Wow I turned off the game for a few min and 2 goals

lone comet
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our 2 worst players scoring??

lucid sparrow
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sigh

light sparrow
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Defenders vs their forwards

dusty totem
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what a game

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2 goals from 2 defenders

dusk surge
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Let’s gooo 3

dusk surge
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Oof thank god

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…

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3-3

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I’m done

dusty totem
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bro

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whatdafakl

marsh needle
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damn

dusty totem
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so akward

lone comet
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upa needs to leave

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bayern fans will blame manuel

slim harbor
ashen ice
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Why is my club

craggy siren
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stopping 1 on 1 was his trademark quality and now he cant do it

ashen ice
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We need a new gk

lone comet
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we need de ligt

lone comet
digital flax
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Neuer may need to retire

strong saddle
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after this season yeah

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i love him to death, but his time is up

digital flax
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He’s 38. The more he ages, the more he loses his ability

modest shadow
digital flax
ashen ice
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Neuer its time to hang up ur boots

modest shadow
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Kane should come back

digital flax
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Spurs fan talking?

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🤓

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literally your username

modest shadow
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We played great today in the first half

digital flax
ashen ice
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Move on
He's muted

tired prism
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Fuck upa

digital flax
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Alright

tired prism
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Sell that bastard rn

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Can't believe we sold de ligt over him

ashen ice
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He scored a goal tho

digital flax
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lol

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We gonna blame cbs okay, but we can also blame our midfielders

tired prism
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He can't defend to save his life

strong saddle
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upa scoring was a highlight imo

tired prism
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That club ruins players

ashen ice
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Our worst players scoring was interesting

digital flax
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Pavlovic and Kimmich failed to screen the midfield

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Kimmich was jointly with Davies responsible for 3rd goal

tired prism
ashen ice
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F in chat for our club guys

strong saddle
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F

austere river
slate viper
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Bayern winning would've completed my "birthday" 💔💔💔

dusty totem
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So sad

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No musiala no party

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And we need a new gk

knotty wyvernBOT
sick wasp
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guys is musiala's injury anything serious?

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Can he be back by the Barcelona game

calm coral
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in 2 weeks he must be fit

dusty totem
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its just a hamstring something

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not a torn muscle

ashen ice
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Musiala uninjure yourself now

old frost
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Hi

ashen ice
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hi

old frost
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How old are you

ashen ice
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22
what does my age have to do with bayern munich?

ashen ice
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good xi for us next season?

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strong saddle
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silva is who again

ashen ice
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benfica defender

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kimmich will be captaining the squad
(kane vice captain)

strong saddle
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ah

tired prism
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Palhinha over laimer any day

slim harbor
astral ravine
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and put in upa over minjae that system needs at least one fast defender

astral ravine
astral ravine
modest shadow
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How much for musiala

tribal light
modest shadow
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1 2 3 Vive la Tunisie

knotty wyvernBOT
tired prism
craggy siren
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would rather get van de ven than silva tbh

humble trench
astral ravine
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ideally kimmich plays rb now so pavlo and palhinha stay in the double pivot like nagelsmann does for germany

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one playmaker one stopper

knotty wyvernBOT
frank marten
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1-1 to Leverkusen, 1-0 to Villa, 3-3 to Frankfurt.

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The season's just started yeah but something's a bit off with our scorelines against larger clubs rn

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getting me worried for barca in a few weeks

sick wasp
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Drew to Frankfurt because of musiala injury

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Leverkusen our players couldn't finish
Villa just unlucky

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Kompany needs to work around low block though

astral ravine
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we're not really that terrible with a low block but martinez and kaua santos had their best games of the season so far

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leverkusen had more men in their box at all times than the other 2

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we'll be fine kompany should consider letting the defense stay further behind though

modern escarp
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We beat Arsenal 5-2 in ucl today

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Harder hattrick 🙂‍↕️

slim harbor
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Harder what a name Ex Chelsea still haunting arsenal

tired prism
tribal light
modern escarp
knotty wyvernBOT
tired prism
modern escarp
tired prism
modern escarp
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Brother Bayern was the first club I ever knew, not like I actually owe you an explanation on who I support and why

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So try to make an actual point or shut up imo

tired prism
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What's ur local even

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?

modern escarp
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So try to make an actual point or shut up imo

dusty totem
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what der fak

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bro supports both liverpool and bayern

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just like me

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whats the problem

tired prism
dusty totem
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yes

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i cant support my home club

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they got banned

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cuz of a fight

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after a game

tired prism
dusty totem
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whoever can support whatever club

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freedom of speech in a nutshell

tired prism
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Alright

modern escarp
tired prism
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@modern escarp he's trolling

slate viper
modern escarp
tired prism
tribal light
fading lintel
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I will also support Bayern on 23rd october so it will be a W-W situation for me

tired prism
sick wasp
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jinx

modern escarp
knotty wyvernBOT
humble trench
astral ravine
tired prism
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I wanted him from day one

astral ravine
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not even gonna entertain that one

dusty totem
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no idea whats going on

tired prism
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Forget sextuple he doesn't even have a ucl

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But there's a relegation in his resume

slim harbor
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Bro want to Force a debate

tribal light
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Where was Heynckes treble and UCL before he joined us

slim harbor
tired prism
tired prism
tribal light
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Because Aidb was talking about multiple trophies

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Should've just said treble ''with UCL'' instead. Some people consider it a treble when you win 3 trophies without UCL

tribal light
modern escarp
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If you count kompanys relegation as failure then he was just set up to fail ngl

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Give the guy a chance

slim harbor
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Aidb wants Kompany to win UCL and treble at Burnley

tribal light
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Not even Pep Guardiola could've prevented Burnleys relegation

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They were just not built for the prem

clever canopy
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how is the olise season

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how is the olise season

tribal light
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His market value went up to 65mil

clever canopy
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mk

knotty wyvernBOT
dusty totem
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sorta is peak fan

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supporting every team

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and league

slate viper
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Always a minor circus here at all times ngl

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However anyways

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The Champions League kit is 👌

dusty totem
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smash

dusty totem
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"Babe please dress nicely we are going to Barcelona"
my honest reaction:

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sick wasp
dusty totem
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both good

tribal light
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But waiting for sales

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Football jerseys are way to expensive man. They should be accessible for everyone

dusty totem
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fakes are cheap

slate viper
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I got the one which cost 89 euros

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Bayern plays in a weej

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Week

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I can't wait

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This international break be mad boring tho

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Stuttgart is getting battered

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We should do if not I would be surprised ngl

slate viper
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I can't wait to see this lad in a Bayern shirt again

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slate viper
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Mia San Mia

slate viper
astral ravine
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the examples they named weren't pitch issues the players just failed

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i've been against the hybrid pitch ever since they've come back but their reasoning is bs

slate viper
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I just wanted to share something for laughs

tired prism
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One more week till Bayern return to action

slate viper
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Getting this

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Ordered already

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Arriving next week

slate viper
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Bayern ain't ready for Della Rovere

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Guido Della Rovere

tribal light
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Have to send those links cause my nitro ran out

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But no Bayern ball for a week is mad

slate viper
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Anyways this next week of school for me is very chill

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All of the PE periods are gonna be football confirmed

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Gonna rock my Pavlović shirt then

astral ravine
slate viper
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Wijks another name

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Kusi-Asare

astral ravine
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if it wasn't clear before that they were redbull before us it couldn't have been clearer than after the transfer window

astral ravine
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i remember someone here calling kusi asare shit before he'd even played a match for our youth teams 💀

slate viper
slate viper
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This was youth youth level tho

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Like 7-10 years ago

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During this time my friend who was in the academies at the time got a knee injury which caused him to never play anymore

knotty wyvernBOT
slate viper
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Warra chat

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C'mon anyone

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What probable lineup do you see us going with against Stuttgart?

tribal light
slate viper
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Fuck the Nations League

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Delete that tournament asap

slate viper
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This chat is inactive as hell

tribal light
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There's nothing to talk about man

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Other than Musialas potential return

slate viper
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Which youth academy talents might be given minutes this season

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Etc

tribal light
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Why were we playing high line when were leading in the final minutes

slate viper
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That Olise substitution was frightening for me

tribal light
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Same

slate viper
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I already knew that we was gonna concede from that

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Not to be funny here

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Marmoush might own us

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Hope we target him next summer so we have other options

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Wirtz for 150m is to much

tribal light
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It was Frankfurt away

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And we're still on top

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I'm not too bummed

astral ravine
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eric dinosaur done messed up

tired prism
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Sell upa asap

slate viper
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But yeah

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Our entire backline needs a reshape up

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Tbf

tired prism
astral ravine
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man i completely forgot we used to have this guy

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scored a goal for france's u21s on friday

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we have a buyback clause on him but i forgot for how much

slate viper
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Yooo Bayern fans throughout the world

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We're inching even closer to matchday vs Stuttgart

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National team plays today

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In an ideal world Bagelsmann benches Pavlović due to fitness reasons

knotty wyvernBOT
dusty totem
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wirtz vs his lookalike

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dopplegangers

keen fiber
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Guys

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Question : why is sane not in the team?

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Is he injured?

astral ravine
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he's barely even in bayern's team rn

keen fiber
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Still more quality than Burkhardt for example

astral ravine
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you don't know that

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he's just come off a surgery he's barely played

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for all we know he'd be dogshit if he played a full 90 minutes

keen fiber
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Good point

astral ravine
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burkardt by contrast has played regularly and already has 5 goals in 6 matches

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6 in 7 i'm p sure he scored in dfb pokal as well

slate viper
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Yooo Bayern fans

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We're inching even closer to the matchday vs Stuttgart

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Share with me your predictions

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Early ones at that

tribal light
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2-0 Bayern

knotty wyvernBOT
tired prism
strong saddle
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1-0

ashen ice
slate viper
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Yooooo Bayern fans

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What did you guys think of this national break?

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Any surprise performances?

knotty wyvernBOT
strong saddle
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I hope it was helpful

twilit sky
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Look at this overconfident barca bum bro

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I hid his name to protect his identity💯

craggy siren
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https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1846534221227082239
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1846534736287588520

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Jamal Musiala has made significant progress compared to yesterday. The player increased his training workload and was able to complete coordination exercises and increased speed runs for 40 minutes. Musiala has not worked with the ball yet. It's currently unclear whether he will

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Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Sacha Boey completed a 20-minute running session today. The Frenchman is really keen to take the next steps towards a comeback after his meniscus injury in mid-September [📸 @BILD]

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2 good news finally

tired prism
twilit sky
tribal light
astral ravine
ashen ice
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bayern chat
thoughts on tommy t becoming england boss?

dusty totem
dusty totem
ashen ice
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Finally arrived

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twilit sky
elfin sun
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frank marten
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how much € did you pay for it?

slate viper
knotty wyvernBOT
tawny beacon
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yall needa

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keep muller in check

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icl

burnt fern
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prediction for saturday?

ashen ice
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why did i banter myself?

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undav is available to play on saturday

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but fuhrich is not gonna play

ashen ice
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idk

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i just heard that upa completed a training session

ashen ice
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kingsley coman

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Guys

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What's the most underrated player in the history of Bayern München in your opinion?

deft epoch
knotty wyvernBOT
slate viper
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Linkin Park knows ball

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also guys do u rate my pfp?

slate viper
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Good morning Bayern fans

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Share with me your most memorable moment with FC Bayern München

tribal light
knotty wyvernBOT
tired prism
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Inaki penass will be in goal against us lmao

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We're cooking barca

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We don’t have musiala remember

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But they don’t have Yamal I don’t think

tired prism
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Which is why he'll probably not play today

craggy siren
spark girder
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Bayern Munich

dusty totem
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hell naw

violet pantherBOT
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DisBall
Lineups: Bayern München v VfB Stuttgart
Bayern München Starting XI

V. Kompany - 4-2-3-1
1 - Manuel Neuer
22 - Raphaël Guerreiro
2 - Dayot Upamecano
3 - Min-jae Kim
19 - Alphonso Davies
6 - Joshua Kimmich
45 - Aleksandar Pavlović
17 - Michael Olise
25 - Thomas Müller
7 - Serge Gnabry
9 - Harry Kane

VfB Stuttgart Starting XI

S. Hoeneß - 4-2-3-1
33 - Alexander Nübel
4 - Josha Vagnoman
29 - Anthony Rouault
24 - Julian Chabot
3 - Ramon Hendriks
16 - Atakan Karazor
6 - Angelo Stiller
32 - Fabian Rieder
26 - Deniz Undav
18 - Jamie Leweling
9 - Ermedin Demirović

Bayern München Subs

Sven Ulreich, Adam Aznou, Eric Dier, Kingsley Coman, João Palhinha, Leroy Sané, Konrad Laimer, Leon Goretzka, Mathys Tel

VfB Stuttgart Subs

Fabian Bredlow, Maximilian Mittelstädt, Pascal Stenzel, Ameen Al-Dakhil, Anrie Chase, Yannik Keitel, Enzo Millot, Nick Woltemade, El Bilal Touré

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Müller starting
Masterclass incoming maybe?

dusty totem
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no musi no party

frank marten
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Got me tweaking

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If other clubs shut down musiala if he plays

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Utter demolition

humble trench
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Upamecano masterclass

dusty totem
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Bro...

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HAH

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I shouldn't laugh...

tribal light
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We're so back

dusty totem
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rip alex

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Who's Alex

dusty totem
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pavlovic

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Ahhh Aleks

dusty totem
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he broke his collarbone

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I was confused for a sec

dusty totem
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mb

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Nah all good

dusty totem
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wasnt szczesny supposed to play after the international break

astral ravine
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pena will play on saturday and if things "go well" against us too

dusty totem
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bro is cooked

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quote my words 3 1 for us

astral ravine
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some of y'all needa learn the art of the jinx

dusty totem
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dw

brave idol
tired prism
slate viper
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Good morning FC Bayern München fans!

Rate our performance against Stuttgart from yesterday and tell me which players stood out the most, like their effect on the game etc.

tribal light
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Kane Hattrick without a pen

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We're eating good

knotty wyvernBOT
slate viper
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Davies might be back

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He's been one of the best LB's this szn icl

tired prism
onyx bridge
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hi

tired prism
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Hi

dusty totem
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We are so dead vs barca

knotty wyvernBOT
vivid valley
vivid valley
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our problem is pacey wingers and long balls

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either we win 5-0 or we lost 5-0

coral spoke
woeful cape
vivid valley
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upamaguire is 🐶 but he's really fast so we cant pace abuse

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we need lewangoalski to pull up

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vivid valley
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hope he can play

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want an actual good match

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with both the sides being at their absolute best

strong saddle
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He resumed team training

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It's so over for Barca

dusty totem
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foreshadowing is no more

vivid valley
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even if he wasnt there

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inaki pena 🐶

slate viper
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Damn

vivid valley
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honest question

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why doesnt dier play for bayern anymore

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he was great last season ye

astral ravine
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he was great because tuchel played slow football

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kompany ball is fast so it needs fast defenders

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dier was shit in preseason and gave frankfurt the 3-3 a while ago

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probably the reason why kim wasn't on his head during the 2nd half of last szn

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probably he finished all the things today so thats why it's getting reported

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and dier is slow af

vivid valley
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or an aggressive middle block

vivid valley
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either ways i dont think he would be in the right mind set

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we will either see the napoli min jae or last season min jae

craggy siren
vivid valley
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ohhh

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then it a 50/50

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bayern slight advantage with a functioning keeper

craggy siren
vivid valley
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he's been horrible

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but

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inaki pena has made 1 save so far this season

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and almost every offside goal went in

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if sane sprints through our high line and manages to get a shot on target its pretty much a confirmed goal

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vivid valley
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if gnabry plays thats good for us 🤣

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vivid valley
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because hes coming from an injury

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kompany always start that wannabe the weeknd

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vivid valley
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kompany for some reason doesnt trust palinha

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i dont understand why

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hope sane starts because we cant waste his hinrunde form

craggy siren
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now he cant

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well now pavlo is out until 2025

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hopefully we can see more of palhinha soon

vivid valley
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especially against barca

vivid valley
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kimmich hasnt been the best this season

vivid valley
craggy siren
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crazy type shi

vivid valley
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but he wont play the full game

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you guys will win the physical battle in midfield

craggy siren
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serge pls do this again

vivid valley
craggy siren
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lets hope yamal wont cook davies

strong saddle
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yamal will cook davies

vivid valley
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davies has improved no

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under kompany

craggy siren
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davies has been underwhelming against wingers with great technical abilities

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havent faced a good winger tho

tired prism
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gavi is the only one who has some physicality

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but he will come off the bench

craggy siren
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casado is the best cdm in the league this season behind zubimendi

vivid valley
onyx bridge
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casado isnt physically gifted

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5'8 twink

onyx bridge
vivid valley
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he's great rechnically

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and defensively

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being 5'8 has nothing to do with being physical or not

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he didn't say athleticism

vivid valley
onyx bridge
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read

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davies has never been one of the best defenders itw whenever he's in good form it's for offensive contribution

tired prism
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More of a winger than a fullback

astral ravine
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only plays at the back because the other wingers can't track back as fast as him

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slim harbor
vivid valley
knotty wyvernBOT
golden smelt
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Well

spark girder
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nah, why does someone think he faked his injury

dusty totem
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Musi will play

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We might cook

astral ravine
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anything's possible have to wait til tomorrow

vivid valley
tired prism
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Final predictions for the game?

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I left the lw spot vacant

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vivid valley
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what the fuck

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FC divorce

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but what is that source

vivid valley
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its so fucking over for us

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everyone is asking for the video

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im sure he'll record it

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mia san mia 😍

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that's palhinha's job tho he needs to make sure we don't regret the 50+mil

astral ravine
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damn

tribal light
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Nah, this ain't it

humble trench
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Im now on loan to Bayern for the rest of the season

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she cute

dusty totem
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whos she

vivid valley
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think its bayern sarah or something

vivid valley
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yea

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no way shes instagram admin

vivid valley
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a sarah but with a mental age of her age

vivid valley
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For me that's like a 6 maybe

vivid valley
dusty totem
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i wanna see the bvb ig admin

slim harbor
humble trench
dusty totem
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war thunder basement guy better

maiden basalt
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Yall ready to thrash Barça (hopefully)?

paper vine
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News on musiala? Does he start?

frank marten
spark girder
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Even tho it’s morning ITS MATCH DAY

vivid valley
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we're getting cooked

knotty wyvernBOT
dusty totem
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2 1 for us

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Remember

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Guys here me out

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Barca vs Bayern

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Lowkey reminds me of Arsenal a few months ago

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Arsenal played better football, home advantage, and even our away fans banned.

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everyone expected us to lose but we made it 2-2

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same with barca but i shouldnt daydream too much

tired prism
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We gotta win no matter what

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MATCHDAY!!!!

frank marten
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barca hasnt scored against us since the 8-2 match

ashen ice
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Lets do this again

vivid valley
vivid valley
tired prism
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Barca are the favourites as per betting odds

vivid valley
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i mean tbf both our keepers are actual frauds this season

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💯

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go big or go home

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game is in 7 hours 😭

tired prism
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Unlike barca

tired prism
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Only happened once in 13 matches

vivid valley
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neuer is a goat

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this is his one bad season

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pena is not even a footballer

tired prism
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And that mistake against villa which was partly due to our defence

tired prism
vivid valley
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Go and win the clasico instead

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I was hoping for a good draw and a win in Clasico

tired prism
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I'm going to stay up till 2 to get atleast get a point

tired prism
fathom ember
tired prism
fathom ember
spark girder
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Imagine robbing players to pay off ur players wages😭

tired prism
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Broke ass club

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Disgusting

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Good lord

paper vine
spark girder
dusty totem
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expecting bayern to lose badly

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certified barca rat snooping in bayern chat

vivid valley
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there was a bombing in barcelona a week after i left

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😭

spark girder
vivid valley
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Barcelona_attacks

2017 Barcelona attacks

On the afternoon of 17 August 2017, 22-year-old Younes Abouyaaqoub drove a van into pedestrians on La Rambla street in Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain killing 13 people and injuring at least 130 others, one of whom died 10 days later on 27 August. Abouyaaqoub fled the attack on foot, then killed another person in order to steal the victim's car to m...

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its on wikipedia also wtf

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😭

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bruh

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catalan activity

craggy siren
vivid valley
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muller is our kryptonite

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😢

astral ravine
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hasn't played a match in 3 weeks i'd be shocked if he was in the starting lineup

keen fiber
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Guys

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I want predictions

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What do Yall think

civic ibex
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3-1 Bayern

iron hawk
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I hope u guys win

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As a madrid fan

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Destroy them

coral spoke
spark girder
dusty totem
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I just want more than 0 points

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cmon bayern

violet pantherBOT
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DisBall
Lineups: Barcelona v Bayern München
Barcelona Starting XI

H. Flick - 4-2-3-1
13 - Iñaki Peña
23 - Jules Koundé
2 - Pau Cubarsí
5 - Iñigo Martínez
3 - Alejandro Balde
17 - Marc Casadó
8 - Pedri
19 - Lamine Yamal
16 - Fermín López
11 - Raphinha
9 - Robert Lewandowski

Bayern München Starting XI

V. Kompany - 4-2-3-1
1 - Manuel Neuer
22 - Raphaël Guerreiro
2 - Dayot Upamecano
3 - Min-jae Kim
19 - Alphonso Davies
6 - Joshua Kimmich
16 - João Palhinha
17 - Michael Olise
25 - Thomas Müller
7 - Serge Gnabry
9 - Harry Kane

Barcelona Subs

Wojciech Szczęsny, Diego Kochen, Hector Fort, Gerard Martín, Sergi Domínguez, Gavi, Pablo Torre, Dani Olmo, Frenkie de Jong, Ansu Fati, Pau Víctor

Bayern München Subs

Daniel Peretz, Sven Ulreich, Adam Aznou, Eric Dier, Leon Goretzka, Kingsley Coman, Leroy Sané, Konrad Laimer, Jamal Musiala, Arijon Ibrahimović, Mathys Tel

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Palhinha starting

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We're eating good

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barca chat thinks davies is washed

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wallahi

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i will say, im nervous for our center backs

tribal light
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Musiala Super Sub

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We'll be there

edgy turtle
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Good luck lads

tribal light
edgy turtle
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nah no way man

tribal light
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😂

coral spoke
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Are we winning guys

iron hawk
modest torrent
dusty totem
tame carbon
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Bayern will win against Barcelona

dusty totem
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go cry

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Fuc

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Wtf

tribal light
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What the fuck

dusk surge
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I literally screamed

strong saddle
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that happened so fast i didnt have time to get mad

unreal wing
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Daym xd

tribal light
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Lock the fuck in

dusty totem
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Are we cooked or are we burnt

unreal wing
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Their offside trap is insane

dusty totem
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No aleks no party

dusk surge
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Muller do your thing!!

white cove
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shit man

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shit

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shit

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why harry

dusty totem
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Ez

dusk surge
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Yessss

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Goal

dusty totem
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Kane header

dusk surge
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Muller assist

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Offside nooo

dusty totem
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Fuuuu

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K

tribal light
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Gonna kill myself man

white cove
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shit man

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what is serge doing

slim harbor
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insane

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why is barca parking their entire team on the halfway line

tribal light
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We had the exact same shit against Denmark in the Euros

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So I have to be fair here

white cove
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@tribal light

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Offside is offside 😢

white cove
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what is gnabry doing

dusk surge
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Goall

tribal light
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Harry goal no offside

white cove
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GOAL

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GOAL

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HARRY HAS DONE IT

tribal light
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KANE IS HIM

dusk surge
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Omfg

white cove
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neuer just made me have a heart attack

tribal light
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Same man

maiden basalt
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JAAAAA

dusty totem
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Minjae

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Wtf

white cove
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shit

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this is not good

woeful cape
white cove
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how the fuck is that not a pen

white cove
dusty totem
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We so ded

white cove
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we need a miracle

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shit man

woeful cape
dusty totem
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Watafak

versed panther
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We robbed

versed panther
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He isnt good

white cove
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so unlucky too

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3 shots on target 3 goals

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what is neuer cooking

vivid valley
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bro

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what is neuer doing today

vivid valley
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its pena

tribal light
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I can't do this man

vivid valley
keen fiber
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Man this shit Just pisses me off

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WTF is Olise Doing man

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We Need Smart changes now

astral ravine
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olise should come off at halftime unless kompany can teach him to pass more

maiden basalt
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what is going on