bayern-munich

[astral ravine]

in some parts

there are areas in munich that are not beautiful at all 🔥

[frank marten]

it's both good and bad at the same time

i mean yeah the city is good and all

but good luck with how expensive it is

+though you can live here by only speaking english most people you'll meet prefer German

i can give you like a few years to get used to austro-bavarian dialect or german

[frank marten]

am near from maxvorstadt district and thats what i encounter when i visit the main city

[lament needle]

antony got 39 appearances in 39 games in 39 matches🔥

[slate viper]

Bayern plays today

[blissful light]

Today is the day I have to see kompany ballll

[proper wind]

today

we win

today we cook

today

we feast

[slate viper]

SÜDKURVE MÜNCHEN

[tribal light]

FC BAYERN

DEUTSCHER MEISTER

JA SO HEISST ER

MEIN VEREIN

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fc-bayern-gi-fs-soccer-futbol-munchen-gif-8558707

FC BAYERN

STERN DES SÜDENS

DU WIRST NIEMALS UNTERGEHEN

Why couldn't this be our Goal Hymn

[craggy siren]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bayern-bayern-munich-bayernmunchen-gif-15542856

[slate viper]

STERN DER SÜDENS

[slate viper]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-cheering-fc-bayern-gi-fs-soccer-futbol-gif-8558713

[austere river]

PACK MA'S

[austere river]

WEILWIR IN GUTEN WIE IN SCHLECHTEN ZEITEN ZUEINANDER STEHEN

[slate viper]

Yaba daba dooo >>>

Or Gute Freunde

[austere river]

What kit should I wear today 22/23 home 07/09 home or green GK kit

[tribal light]

2007/09

[tribal light]

Just saw a kid running around with a Bayern Jersey that has Madueke on the back

😭

[austere river]

Damn

AUF GEHTS BAYERN VOR
DIE KURVE SINGT IM CHOR
DER FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN SCHIESST EIN TOR

[tribal light]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-muller-muller-thomas-mueller-bayern-fc-bayern-gif-22720961

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1827681310292222042?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗹𝗳𝘀𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗴

Neuer © -
Boey, Kim, Upamecano, Davies -
Kimmich, Pavlović -
Olise, Musiala, Gnabry -
Kane

#MiaSanMia

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 12:15 PM

[tribal light]

OLISEEEEEE

Why the hell is Kompany playing Olise on the left

[manic sigil]

let him cook

(hes cooking our season)

[tribal light]

Kompany man, why is he playing a RW on the left

At least could've played Gnabry instead of Olise out of Position

[violet panther]

DisBall

Lineups: VfL Wolfsburg v Bayern München

VfL Wolfsburg Starting XI

R. Hasenhüttl - 3-4-2-1
1 - Kamil Grabara
2 - Kilian Fischer
3 - Sebastiaan Bornauw
5 - Cedric Zesiger
20 - Ridle Baku
32 - Mattias Svanberg
27 - Maximilian Arnold
16 - Jakub Kamiński
39 - Patrick Wimmer
19 - Lovro Majer
11 - Tiago Tomás

Bayern München Starting XI

V. Kompany - 4-2-3-1
1 - Manuel Neuer
23 - Sacha Boey
3 - Min-jae Kim
2 - Dayot Upamecano
19 - Alphonso Davies
6 - Joshua Kimmich
45 - Aleksandar Pavlović
7 - Serge Gnabry
42 - Jamal Musiala
17 - Michael Olise
9 - Harry Kane

VfL Wolfsburg Subs

Marius Müller, David Odogu, Nicolas Cozza, Bence Dárdai, Bennit Bröger, Yannick Gerhardt, Jonas Wind, Jonathan Akaegbobi, Kevin Behrens

Bayern München Subs

Sven Ulreich, Raphaël Guerreiro, Eric Dier, Thomas Müller, Konrad Laimer, Leon Goretzka, Kingsley Coman, João Palhinha, Mathys Tel

Aug 25, 2024, 12:50 PM

[tribal light]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-champion-facepalm-cry-gif-5673474

I thought we had to endure Ulreich terrorism again next season

[proper wind]

what app is this

the bayern app?

[proper wind]

let him cook

if it doesnt work out he'll switch them 100%

[tribal light]

OneFootball

[craggy siren]

that sane lw gimmick again

this time with olise

[proper wind]

damn they really made it look better

but yeah onefootball usually does get the positions wrong

nvm fotmob says the same thing too

[austere river]

One football really got an upgrade

[proper wind]

yeah

didnt recognize it

[austere river]

I trust Olise on the left

[austere river]

Fr

[proper wind]

i switched from 1fb to fotmob because 1fb rating system is more broken than neuer's leg last season

and i liked the fotmob UI more but i believe 1fb upgraded that now

[austere river]

Real

[proper wind]

im assuming this is on ios only cause it doesnt look like that for me

[tribal light]

Hell nah

I'm on Android

[proper wind]

damn tf

[austere river]

Try to update

[proper wind]

no updates available i just re-installed it

its probably either a beta version of the update or its a region thing where some places get it later than others

[austere river]

I updated

Anyways I really miss Yann Sommer

He was goated

[slate viper]

Bro I wouldn't be mad about that if that happened irl

[proper wind]

i always liked him a lot ever since he was in gladbach

always wondered why he didnt play for a top club before bayern

[austere river]

I saw him live

[proper wind]

madueke is a good player i wouldnt be mad if we signed him either

[austere river]

He was incredible

We've gotta look for CBs man

[slate viper]

Match has begun

[austere river]

What was that shot man

[tribal light]

😭

[austere river]

Finally image perms

[proper wind]

man none of my streams are working

tf is this

[austere river]

I like the away kit more than the home kit tbh

[slate viper]

All of our kits are good

Tbh

[austere river]

I don't like the home one

[proper wind]

too red?

[austere river]

Yes

And the black ruins it

[slate viper]

Need a white T

[austere river]

Red and white shirt would look better

[proper wind]

yeah tbh it needs some white

yoooo stream worked

[strong saddle]

I would have preferred the black logos to be gold

Someone did an edit of that and it looks amazing

[proper wind]

or just white

[slate viper]

Wolfsburg are better than us

Wtf

[austere river]

Upamecano clumsy as always

[proper wind]

6 mins in just wait

[austere river]

7 for me

[slate viper]

Unnecessary stress

[austere river]

Wow

[proper wind]

kim????

[austere river]

No the shot

[proper wind]

i meant wtf is kim doing

💀

[slate viper]

Kim shouldn't do that

That's what I said bro

[proper wind]

and why did he just wait for the ball under pressure

[austere river]

What'd he do

[strong saddle]

Not a bad effort

[slate viper]

Dribble in his own box

[proper wind]

tried dribbling past 4 players in our own box

[austere river]

Naww

[proper wind]

then weak pass to upamecano which got intercepted and almost shot at goal

[strong saddle]

Bro tried being musiala

[austere river]

Not phonzie

[proper wind]

shot from the line of the 6 yard box almost

[austere river]

Yeah that was a while ago

[proper wind]

yeah good shot

[proper wind]

yeah

[austere river]

Y'all are behind

[tribal light]

Should've started Palhinha

Can't lie

[proper wind]

no i know it happened a while ago

you asked what happened

[proper wind]

ah good save

[proper wind]

11:00 for me

great work by olise ngl

[austere river]

12:30

[austere river]

Yeah

[austere river]

The pic was 2 mins ago

[slate viper]

40 secs behind you

[proper wind]

ah

yeah then i am behind

[slate viper]

Grabara needs to be put down a peg

He needs to not save these attempts and let us score

[strong saddle]

Bro was a nightmare for us when he played for Copenhagen

[slate viper]

Yeah

I hated that

0-0 draw

[strong saddle]

Neuer triple save though

[proper wind]

goat

[austere river]

Undeserved

Robbery

Also beautiful choreo

Goallll

[slate viper]

Goal

[austere river]

MUSIALLAAAAAA

[slate viper]

BAMBIIIIIII

[austere river]

Bambiiii

[austere river]

Boey is acc good

[strong saddle]

MY POOKIE

[slate viper]

That's what I've been saying

[austere river]

Through his legs

[tribal light]

MUSIALAAAAAAAAA

[proper wind]

TOOOORRRR

[tribal light]

COOK

[proper wind]

MUSIALA

BOEY ASSIST

[austere river]

Who's that

[tribal light]

Bellingham

[proper wind]

someone musiala clears

[slate viper]

Perfect ball from Kane into Sacha Boey who has the vision to find Musiala

[austere river]

Real

[proper wind]

jamal ya jamal 😍

[tribal light]

Olise Goal when

[slate viper]

Soon

[austere river]

Don't really know him only Musialaaa

[proper wind]

34' im calling it now

[proper wind]

word uppp

[tribal light]

Man

I love y'all

[slate viper]

I love you to aswell

[proper wind]

same man

[slate viper]

Mia san Mia ❤️ 🤍 ✨️

[proper wind]

boey playing RB in possession?

wide CB

[slate viper]

Yes

[proper wind]

wow thats unexpected

used to seeing him on the left

wait

i meant kim

not boey

[slate viper]

3 at the back with Davies moving forward on possession

[proper wind]

olise what a pass omg

[slate viper]

Creating a overload in midfield

[proper wind]

yeah

and on the wings too

[slate viper]

I expect Pavlovic to be subbed for Palhinha in the second 45

[tribal light]

Minute you mean?

[proper wind]

boey could be onto smth

[slate viper]

52 min

[proper wind]

he meant second half

[tribal light]

Boey was great

[proper wind]

bro might prove himself this szn

[tribal light]

He was definitely a good deal

[strong saddle]

I wasn't happy when he injured himself

[slate viper]

35 million well spent

Might be a bargain when the season ends

[frank marten]

how are we playing in this match?

[slate viper]

Well

[austere river]

Outrageus

[austere river]

Good

That was a free kick

Alright so the ref is bad

[slate viper]

Musiala robbed of a free kick

[proper wind]

that was a foul

clear as day

[austere river]

Musiala just dribbled through 4 people bro

[frank marten]

this ref is literally a learner of antony taylor's philosophy 😭🙏🏼

[austere river]

Fr

[tribal light]

We're leading. Goal by Musiala

[proper wind]

😭

[austere river]

Kane on the floor

[proper wind]

musiala actually owns wolfsburg

what a dribble 😭

he's so good

[slate viper]

Bro likes the green ig

[proper wind]

i just saw this tf

[strong saddle]

Ahaha those skills

[proper wind]

im so behind

[austere river]

I feel like I'm time traveling

[stark sentinel]

Oh another peak game is on Bayern and Wolverburger

[proper wind]

is kane okay

[austere river]

Im 29:00

[austere river]

Yes

[proper wind]

thank god

[slate viper]

KANE

[proper wind]

minute behind

[austere river]

He's alright

[proper wind]

goal?

[slate viper]

I'm 20 secs behind

[slate viper]

No

[proper wind]

bro he got knee'd in the stomach

thats a painful one

[slate viper]

I was responding to the "potential" injury

[proper wind]

ah

[austere river]

We've got 10 sec less recovery time

[tribal light]

Kane getting injured on Matchday 1 would be horrible

[austere river]

Kane yellow

[austere river]

Fr

[tribal light]

🗿

Kane yellow

[proper wind]

for what

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1827707412284878970

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Clear foul on Musiala not whistled

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 1:59 PM

[austere river]

It was a handball

Should be a pen

[slate viper]

Handball

[austere river]

The ref is just like Anthony Taylor

OH CMON

[proper wind]

THATS A CLEAR HANDBALL

[austere river]

Ik

[stark sentinel]

Olise playing?

Holy peak

[proper wind]

bro it rolled on his entire arm

might as well play basketball

[slate viper]

Bro has played apart in a goal

[proper wind]

oh are they checking

[austere river]

Cucurella flashbacks

[proper wind]

yh

[austere river]

Yes

[proper wind]

THEY CHECKED THE VAR AND STILL DIDNT GIVE IT BRO WTF

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1827708438882718074

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

No penalty given

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 2:03 PM

😭

[slate viper]

Should be 2-0

[austere river]

Good upa

[tribal light]

At this point just let us play in Serie A man

[proper wind]

fr

[tribal light]

How the fuck is that not a pen

[proper wind]

when did wolfsburg sign the ref on loan from madrid?

[tribal light]

That's a clearer pen than the famous basketball player from Chelsea

[tribal light]

Fabrizio stinker

[proper wind]

fr

[slate viper]

Another handball

[proper wind]

no way

[slate viper]

This time given

[tribal light]

LET'S GO

[austere river]

Good job by olise

[proper wind]

ref becomes blind inside the box

[tribal light]

Why are my messages so slow

[proper wind]

saw this one cause it was out

[tribal light]

Shit internet

[proper wind]

goal?

[tribal light]

Nah

[proper wind]

damn

oh great free kick

[dusty totem]

Gnabry has got cake

[strong saddle]

Oh god

Imagine what musquera would do

[austere river]

Boey is impressive

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924727024491303002/1274397318942167120/Screen_Shot_2024-08-17_at_8.59.27_AM.png?ex=66cbfdbd&is=66caac3d&hm=2af7a4ca3d81d96782409745d48785d4cceb372c8cf86e03ba14abc4bf375ed8&

Never forget

[proper wind]

😭

[dusty totem]

I love how kimmich is 30 and looks 23

[proper wind]

always has

[proper wind]

ong bro he looks so young

olise x boey on the right might just be it ngl

[slate viper]

Kimmich mentality

[proper wind]

fr fr

[slate viper]

Kimmich genes

[dusty totem]

"A certain kdb"

[proper wind]

kimmich clears 🗿

[austere river]

Fr

[slate viper]

Gnabry misses it

Should've put that to bed

[proper wind]

nah gnabry

[slate viper]

Or passed it to Musiala

[proper wind]

how's he sent it that wide

[proper wind]

best option

probably got tunnel vision

[slate viper]

Tel is coming on for him trust 🙏

[austere river]

Yeah

[frank marten]

KIMMICH IS 30!?

[austere river]

Yup

[proper wind]

[austere river]

And neuer 38

Idk how

[frank marten]

i don't believe it.

[austere river]

Search it up

[frank marten]

give me 25

[austere river]

Nah

[slate viper]

Millennial genes una

[proper wind]

kimmich also has 4 kids

won in life tbh

[austere river]

What was Olise thinking

[strong saddle]

Kimmich turns 30 in February

[austere river]

Why are we fouling so much

[strong saddle]

It's funny because he could pass for being 24-25

[dusty totem]

29

[proper wind]

yeah

[slate viper]

Great defending from us so far

[proper wind]

im liking boey

so far

[dusty totem]

Btw kimmichs wife is ex pro volleyballer

[dusty totem]

Same

He overlaps so well

[slate viper]

Fr

[proper wind]

we shut down wolfsburg so well

WHAT

PEN

i should not have spoken 😭

goal.

[frank marten]

you meant that sarcasticly, right..? RIGHT!?

they scored

[tribal light]

Mood is ruined

[dusty totem]

bro dived so hard

[austere river]

Nahh

[dusty totem]

boey pushed him so lightly

[slate viper]

Divers take note.

[dusty totem]

0 physicality

[frank marten]

bro touched his aura

[dusty totem]

he can touch my d

jk jk

no homo

[proper wind]

i swear it was so light

[slate viper]

Ref is against us una

[frank marten]

that felt like just one gentle tap on the shoulder

[strong saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-dive-fi-fa-funny-gif-12035454

[dusty totem]

yeS

[frank marten]

he wrote notes from anthony taylor

[proper wind]

notice how the ref gave that without hesitation but when the ball roller shoulder to fingertip on the wolfsburg defender's arm he didnt give it despite a VAR check

[frank marten]

2nd anthony taylor mention of the day

[dusk surge]

Oof wth

[austere river]

Damn

[frank marten]

i still havent gotten over it

[dusty totem]

bro even i dont dive from that light of a pushes

[austere river]

We can get back in the game

[strong saddle]

We are so lucky

[proper wind]

post...

[dusty totem]

bro turned into darwizzy

[astral ravine]

grabarra's having a good match

continuing the trend of random goalkeepers turning up when they play bayern

[dusty totem]

he got hit by kane in the head tho

[proper wind]

need olise to show up man

and palhinha has to come on

and tel/coman for gnabry

[frank marten]

something awakened in his brain telling that he is playing Harry Kane of all people and that nothing is to fear

[proper wind]

neuron activation

[dusk surge]

Fukkkk

[slate viper]

Bro

[dusk surge]

What is wrong with bayern

[tribal light]

I'm gonna kill myself

[astral ravine]

well idk what hasenhüttl said during the break but it worked

[austere river]

WHAT WAS NEUER THINKING

[tribal light]

Palhinha on now

[blissful light]

We’re not doing well rn

[proper wind]

bro wtf

[upper bane]

GET KIM MIN JAE OUT OF MY DAMN TEAM

[blissful light]

NO WAY

[austere river]

Why was neuer there

[proper wind]

WHAT IS THE DEFENCE DOING

[blissful light]

WHATS MANU DOING

[proper wind]

KIM DIDNT LEARN FROM THE FIRST HALF????

[austere river]

Buy a better keeper

[upper bane]

KIM MIN JAE IS A DEFINITION OF A CLOWN

[blissful light]

Bro what why are we risking it that much ????

[proper wind]

why is the defence keeping the ball so much

[austere river]

Frr

[blissful light]

Gnabry has to be subbed off

[proper wind]

kim and neuer

i mean neuer

not muller

[upper bane]

KIM MIN JAE NEEDS TO LEAVE THE FOOTBALL

[slate viper]

Bayern defense

[upper bane]

BEFORE THE FOOTBALL LEAVES HIM

[blissful light]

Palphima has to be sub on

[dusty totem]

if i was bayern i will buy degea

but he was bought

[blissful light]

Nope

Neuer clear

[slate viper]

No ty

[austere river]

We should buy Sommer back

[proper wind]

but but peter griffin and christoph fraud said we're well equipped 🥺

[blissful light]

It’s our defence

[sick wasp]

Guys

[austere river]

That was neuers fault aswell

[blissful light]

CLOSEE

[proper wind]

man ffs

[sick wasp]

Trust kompany will do dark magic make us win this

[blissful light]

It was Kim’s fault

[proper wind]

yeah part of the defence

[upper bane]

before you blame neuer did you see kim min jae absolutely butcher a pass

[austere river]

Neuers as well wtf was he doing there

[slate viper]

FC BAYERN OLE OLE OLE

[proper wind]

its ok we'll get back into this

[austere river]

Ofc he is shite

[upper bane]

Dier should be starting instead of this fraud

[austere river]

Fr

[blissful light]

Yes but kim had the 70% fualth on that goal.

[proper wind]

yh

[blissful light]

Neuer never knew the ball would come

[proper wind]

thing is kim did the same thing in the first half multiple times

[blissful light]

Kim has to be subbed off and Dier in

[proper wind]

yeah

[blissful light]

We can’t start with lose man

After that season last year

[astral ravine]

tbf dier made even more defensive mistakes in preseason that's probably why minjae's starting

[tribal light]

Get that ref out of the game man

[upper bane]

he needs to go to china

sell kim

to shanghai

hes not built for this

[dusty totem]

north korea\

[blissful light]

Stop with the racism

[austere river]

Fr

[astral ravine]

ye nah the fuck?

[blissful light]

Let’s just hope for the best

[proper wind]

bro does NOT get the meme 😭

[upper bane]

oh shi

nvm

i messed ho

abyways you get the point

[craggy siren]

siebert hall of shame

[upper bane]

he should be sold off to a saudi club

[blissful light]

There’s no meme. It was ovb

[upper bane]

hes not built for this

[craggy siren]

robbed

[blissful light]

Man cmn how fre we starting with lose

[strong saddle]

Wir werden in der UCL gefickt

[blissful light]

SUB OFF GNABRY

[proper wind]

nvm you're right i see it now

bit slow today

[blissful light]

Why isn’t our best xi just staring man

[blissful light]

Kimmich had to be benched if he wanna play cm

[proper wind]

idk why palhinha isnt on yet

olise isnt going crazy today

[blissful light]

This makes me mad like why are we doing this why

[blissful light]

He’s doing alr so far he’s side he’s covering it

[strong saddle]

Lord Kompany is wilding

[proper wind]

kim completely forgot what his job is

[proper wind]

yeah he's good dont get me wrong

i meant like dribbling wise

[slate viper]

Gnabry should've made more of that

[proper wind]

no real special moments hrs just been good

[austere river]

Just take Kim outta there

[blissful light]

I think kompany doesn’t allow that

[proper wind]

gnabry been wasteful

[strong saddle]

Upamecano is rated higher than Kim rn

[upper bane]

kim has to be an undercover spy atp hes fcked us one too many times

[blissful light]

Bro does not know about gnabry he missed 3 solid goals

[proper wind]

upamecano has actually had a good game so far I understand the rating

[blissful light]

Wasted 3 solid goals

[proper wind]

yeah

[blissful light]

Agien Gnabry

[austere river]

Yes I saw that but a defender mistake values more than 10 attacker mistakes

[proper wind]

this ref is horrid

[blissful light]

THIS REFFFFD

[austere river]

Yes

[proper wind]

take away his licence

[strong saddle]

Muller

[austere river]

Speaking about the devil

[blissful light]

THE GOAT

[strong saddle]

Please

[dusty totem]

this reff is playing ballet not football

[austere river]

Thomas for boey?

Huh

[proper wind]

wolfsburg in the last 15 minutes have had more shots than in the entire first half

[slate viper]

Bantered season here we go 😍

[austere river]

Real

[strong saddle]

Wow

[dusk surge]

Goalkl

Yesss

[proper wind]

huh

[austere river]

Goallll

[astral ravine]

i assume kimmich moves to the right

[dusk surge]

Muller I love you

[slate viper]

GOAL

[proper wind]

dont troll

OH

[tribal light]

GOAL

[proper wind]

NOT A TROLL

[slate viper]

It's no troll

[upper bane]

TORRRRR

[tribal light]

KANEEEE

[sick wasp]

Muller goal???

[strong saddle]

HAHA

[upper bane]

HAR

RAY

[proper wind]

LETS GOOOOO

[tribal light]

HARRYYYYYY

[dusty totem]

1 point so far

[proper wind]

I STILL DIDNT GET THE GOAL BUT LETS GOOO

[dusty totem]

can we get 3

[austere river]

WERE BACK

[dusk surge]

Own goal?

[tribal light]

We better win this game

[sick wasp]

Can we score another now????

[proper wind]

MÜLLER AURA

he came on

and kane scored

[austere river]

Super sub

[upper bane]

Muller effect

[blissful light]

When the goat enter the pitch we all know

[austere river]

He scored

[proper wind]

wait its muller???

[blissful light]

IK MULLER

[austere river]

Yes

[blissful light]

THE GOAT

[dusty totem]

muller celebration kiled me

[blissful light]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[blissful light]

HE JUST SUB ON

[proper wind]

MÜLLEEERRRRR

[dusk surge]

Yessir immediately changed the game

[strong saddle]

Own goal.

[proper wind]

muller didnt even touch it 😭😭

[upper bane]

its beinf marked as

kamisnki

own gka

wtff

i cant tpy

[blissful light]

Own goal but still my goat when millers there everything’s different

[upper bane]

WTH

[proper wind]

müller touched it after it went over the line

but muller aura got the goal idc

[austere river]

Real

[dusty totem]

muller celebration out of this world

[blissful light]

The goat muller

[dusty totem]

and the paper

[austere river]

Bluetooth goal Muller

[austere river]

Real

[dusty totem]

bro comanding the team

[austere river]

Aura

[dusty totem]

thomas aruer

[blissful light]

Without muller on the pitch Bayern is Bayern the moment he steps in HEHE

[strong saddle]

Muller celebrations are goated

[proper wind]

bring palhinha on

[upper bane]

why is muller so good lately

[slate viper]

We need 2 more goals

[blissful light]

PALPHINA COMING IN👀 I can see us scoring 1 more goals

[slate viper]

Gnabry needs to be subbed off

[austere river]

Cuz it's his last season

[blissful light]

Agreee

[austere river]

Slightly agree

[blissful light]

Why does it feel like olise are playing rm

[sick wasp]

He thinking this 2010

That's why

[strong saddle]

Sub Palhinha

[slate viper]

I want my Tel screamer rn

[austere river]

Tel for gnabry

[tribal light]

Why the hell didn't Kompany get Palhinha on

[austere river]

Yellow musiala

[slate viper]

Kimmich and Pavlovic been stable so far ngl

[proper wind]

goat

[strong saddle]

We can do this chat

[proper wind]

mia san mia

mia san might be cooked

[tribal light]

imo, if you want stable defense Sub on Palhinha. Should've been subbed on after HT

[proper wind]

i love this club

[slate viper]

Ik

[proper wind]

^

[upper bane]

Kompany terrorist ball

Kompany forehead ball

[clever canopy]

we want him back

[dusk surge]

Oof omg thank god

[clever canopy]

can we just have him back for 1 game

[upper bane]

Kompany Ball Ball

[austere river]

We need a new GK honestly

[strong saddle]

We need better defense

[upper bane]

sell kmj put dier in

[austere river]

Also

[upper bane]

idk why we sold de ligt

[austere river]

We need de ligt back

[slate viper]

Funds

[proper wind]

too close bro

[upper bane]

davies was right there

[austere river]

We can't sell davies

[slate viper]

Board doesn't want to sell him since they rate him too highly

[upper bane]

Rapha is literally better than him

hes done more for us

[austere river]

Nah get gnabry out

[slim harbor]

Painful to watch

[slate viper]

Coman is coming on

[austere river]

King gets in Michael out

[proper wind]

good

[proper wind]

gnabry stays on???

[austere river]

Yep

[strong saddle]

Fatbry is still in

[slate viper]

Yes

[upper bane]

Coman on Olise out

[proper wind]

man

[upper bane]

and why is kompany putting kimmich at cdm even tho he likes rb more and is so much better at rb

palhinha should start in midfield with pavlo

kimmich at rn

rb

[proper wind]

gnabry RW now

[astral ravine]

he doesn't like rb more

[proper wind]

kimmich doesnt like rb more

[upper bane]

reslly

[slate viper]

His best position

[upper bane]

too bad so sad

[sick wasp]

He likes midfield better

[upper bane]

kimmich will always

[proper wind]

yeah he was considering leaving because he was being played at RB

[upper bane]

be beter

better

at rb

[proper wind]

he doesnt like it but if needed he'll do it

[upper bane]

he needs to learn that

[dusty totem]

bro killed him

[upper bane]

makes sense

[dusty totem]

red card

[proper wind]

huh

for who

[slate viper]

For who?

[dusty totem]

no one

[upper bane]

Hes bullshittinf

[dusty totem]

i just want red card

[upper bane]

knew jt

[proper wind]

muller got the paper out his balls 😭

[dusty totem]

bro didnt even hit the ball

he went for his head

[proper wind]

who fouled majer

[dusk surge]

Yeah lmao 😭😭😭

[upper bane]

kompany needs to put a jersey on and play instead of this fraud kmj

[austere river]

Not a bad idea

[dusty totem]

someone cliped muller pulling the paper out of his balls?

[proper wind]

yh

[austere river]

How did kane miss

[dusk surge]

Ugh so close

[dusty totem]

video proof

my stream crashed

[proper wind]

?

[proper wind]

😭

[austere river]

Yessss kompany heard us

[slate viper]

We will comeback

[dusk surge]

Need that video too

[upper bane]

muller should be our manager

[austere river]

Dier in kmj out

[proper wind]

about time

[dusty totem]

muller for president

furher

[proper wind]

😭😭😭

[strong saddle]

Kim Jong un off at last

[slim harbor]

👍

[dusk surge]

Goalll

[austere river]

Goalll gnabry

[strong saddle]

FATBRY

[proper wind]

GOAL?

[austere river]

Finally

[dusk surge]

Yesss

[proper wind]

LETS GOOOO

[austere river]

Yesss

[proper wind]

now i wait 2 minutes to see the goal

[dusty totem]

same

[tribal light]

GNABRYYYYYYYY

[upper bane]

GNABRY

LETS GOOO

MY BABY

[austere river]

Gnabry hits inside of post

[upper bane]

SERGEEEEE

GNABRYYYYYYYY

[tribal light]

WE'RE SO BACK. WHAT IS THIS GAME MAN?

[slate viper]

idofunnyshiz effect

[slim harbor]

Ďisallowed ?

[proper wind]

WHAT

[upper bane]

OUR COMEBACK GENES ARE BACK

[proper wind]

pls no

[blissful light]

Gnabry

[proper wind]

no way its disallowed

[slim harbor]

Goal stnadss

[upper bane]

MY GOAT

[astral ravine]

second half has been very disappointing compared to the first half wolfsburg shouldn't have come this close to the win despite keeping so much possession

[upper bane]

SERGEEEEEEE GNABRRYYYYYYY

[blissful light]

Bro missed to much finally scored 1

[proper wind]

everyone in the buildup was onside

[austere river]

It ain't

[proper wind]

i agree

[tribal light]

[upper bane]

HOW DOES GNABRY DO THIS AT THE MOST RANDOM TIMES

[slate viper]

1 more goal

[austere river]

Sowwie

KINGGG

[slate viper]

Big game player

[tribal light]

[slim harbor]

I smell a other goal coming

[upper bane]

KOMPANY TERRORIST REMONTADA BALL

[slim harbor]

Not a good performance overall

[slate viper]

Ik

[proper wind]

fs

[austere river]

Another goal now

Oh

[proper wind]

watch

[austere river]

No

[proper wind]

7 mins added time

im calling it

[dusk surge]

For us hopefully

[dusty totem]

radio muller

[austere river]

What did neuer do there💀

[dusk surge]

Omg I thought they scored

[austere river]

Frrr

[upper bane]

Muller changed the game

[dusty totem]

furher muller

[proper wind]

muller aura

he has to start btw

[sick wasp]

The dark magic

[slim harbor]

Magic or terror ball ?

[dusty totem]

prediction

[slim harbor]

Horrendous 1st half

[austere river]

It's my fault they scored 2 sorry boys

[proper wind]

first was better than the second

[slate viper]

Una

[upper bane]

Muller this season including preseason has been amazing

[proper wind]

müller prime 2.0

[austere river]

First half I had the jersey on second half I took it off after I took it on again we scored twice

[dusty totem]

if i was german and above 18 i would have voted for muller in every elections

[slate viper]

Reminds me of modric 2021-2022

[proper wind]

+1

[sick wasp]

I don't care as long as we play some good ball and win in the end 🗣️ 🔥

[austere river]

It's dark magic

[proper wind]

modric every season 😭

[upper bane]

Muller for dfb and bayern manager

[slim harbor]

It's a not a good ball

[proper wind]

muller for UN president

[dusty totem]

if mr aura somehow gets bulgarian citizenship ill vote for him

[sick wasp]

Muller for club president after his managerial stint at bayern

[austere river]

I've got dark magic inside me bro

[austere river]

Frr

[dusk surge]

Gosh please let’s win

[dusty totem]

+1

[proper wind]

freaky dark magic

[astral ravine]

first half was very good then wolfsburg woke up in the second half and we had no idea what to do

[dusty totem]

freaky muller

[proper wind]

yeah

[slim harbor]

I am so moved by this attack tho

[proper wind]

NEUER

WHAT A SAVE

[austere river]

First half I had the jersey on and it was 1:0 then I took it off and they scored twice after I put the jersey back on we scored 2 goals

[proper wind]

oh offside

still what a save

[austere river]

Yeah

[upper bane]

MANU

[astral ravine]

like i said kinda dropped off in the second half but now they seem to have picked it back up again

[austere river]

You're way behind

[upper bane]

yea its not live tho i needa scroll up

[strong saddle]

We need the 2 goal cushion

[upper bane]

there you go

thats better

[proper wind]

i remember we were considering signing grabara right

[astral ravine]

wolfsburg got way too many chances in the second half though we could've used palhinha or laimer in a lot of those moments

[austere river]

We'd be Infront of Leverkusen

[proper wind]

if only we got him instead of peretz

[austere river]

Dier cooking

Kings second intervention

[proper wind]

sign him and loan him out

[upper bane]

one more goal we are on top of leauge if im not wrong

[astral ravine]

if we got him instead of peretz nothing would've been different atm because he would've played just as much

[blissful light]

Thomas is just goated

[slim harbor]

Lol let's sign anyone

[sick wasp]

On gd yes

[blissful light]

We need new Cb

[astral ravine]

we'd probably have just paid more

[austere river]

Kane on the floor again

[proper wind]

yeah but better guarantee for the future cause he's more proven than peretz

[strong saddle]

+5

[proper wind]

so sign him and loan him out for the first szn

[proper wind]

fair

peretz is younger too

[blissful light]

We need to sign late Cb

[proper wind]

nvm only 1 year diff

[slate viper]

Aznou should've started on the bench this game (ik he played yesterday)

[astral ravine]

at that point you might as well sign a proven keeper from a higher level like trubin or costa

[upper bane]

gnabry is such an odd player

he waits for when people hate on him then scores out of nowhere

[slim harbor]

We need to be more expressive

[austere river]

German Richarlison

[dusty totem]

we got a view of kanes underwear

[proper wind]

good point, trubin was being considered for a while and porto wanted 60m for costa so costa was out of the question

[blissful light]

We only got muller rn and kimmich a little but

[austere river]

Alright boys ima head out cyall

[slate viper]

Bro was crucial for us 4 years ago

[blissful light]

Take it ease

[slim harbor]

Coach müller

[dusty totem]

theres a few swasticas there

[proper wind]

why are you like this bro 😭

[blissful light]

Bro made his own script and said F kompanys

Last corner?

[dusty totem]

didnt u saw his celebration

[upper bane]

Muller out of his balls tactics >>>

[astral ravine]

it's probably just kompany's instructions that he's bringing from the sidelines

[proper wind]

no

what did he do

[upper bane]

mullers balls were the reason why we came back

[dusty totem]

the arm celebration

[proper wind]

aura balls

[proper wind]

no way

[upper bane]

so much aura

[proper wind]

yeah fs

[sick wasp]

how does someone even clip that bruh 💀

[upper bane]

hes just tryna get a high five

[dusty totem]

muller balls carying bayern

[slate viper]

Guys let's not downplay that wolfsburg is a bad team

They're decent

[proper wind]

yeah isnt that what we all think

or did someone say they're bad

[astral ravine]

hasenhüttl's done a proper job with them

[proper wind]

yeah he has

[astral ravine]

but we shouldn't have lost that much control

[slate viper]

No one did

[slim harbor]

Kane timewasting lmao

[blissful light]

94 cmn 2 more min just 2

[proper wind]

bro if kane was faster he would have scored

[slim harbor]

Very common since tuchel tenure

[proper wind]

but time wasting also works

[dusk surge]

FT

[blissful light]

Not them playing homeOMGGGFF

[blissful light]

FT?

[upper bane]

FT

[blissful light]

YES

[dusk surge]

Yes

[proper wind]

FT

[slim harbor]

Ft wysss

[proper wind]

3 POINTS

[slim harbor]

3 points ♥

[slate viper]

FT

[blissful light]

Nah this wasn’t good I should be proid of this

[clever canopy]

cool good job

[blissful light]

This only showed me we our defence is dead

[dusk surge]

We won after mini heart attacks yayy

[proper wind]

not a pretty game by any means but we got the job done

[clever canopy]

anyway can we just borrow olise for like 1 game rq?

[upper bane]

this shittshow is over

finally

[proper wind]

despite the shit ref

[clever canopy]

cuz chelsea nailed 6 goals in wolves and we verse them next 😰

[blissful light]

I hope this game shows kompany what I’ve seen and he changed a lot the defence was

[astral ravine]

eze's got it you'll be fine

[slim harbor]

It's insane how musiala have 6 or 7 goals against wolfsburg

[slate viper]

Bro enjoys playing against them

The wolf destroyer

[astral ravine]

6 ye

got his first brace against them

[slim harbor]

https://x.com/fiago7/status/1827725687517511838
fiago

𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 (@fiago7) on X

WTF I was just writing this and Bayern scored before I could even post the story 💀 scared of myself atp

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 3:12 PM

[proper wind]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1827740868859638258

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Joshua Kimmich on the instructions given by Müller from Kompany on a note: "The coach wanted to change something. But did you see where Thomas put the piece of paper? I didn't want to touch it." [@kerry_hau]

📸 @fcbayern_2

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 4:12 PM

[tribal light]

Imo

Kompany today did 2 crucial mistakes

One is not starting Dier over Kim

The other one is not subbing on Palhinha

[astral ravine]

dier was worse in pre season

i doubt there's much in the way of letting him start the next match tho

[tribal light]

Definitely better than Kim in the second half

[astral ravine]

coulda subbed him in but i guess he was saving subs in case they conceded again

dier was unable to control the ball in a lot of pre season matches

[tribal light]

Kim has been pretty garbage since the Real Madrid games

[astral ravine]

let a lot of things go

[tribal light]

And even prior to that he wasn't overwhelming

[astral ravine]

minjae was a rush buy

he'd only had one good season in serie a and a good season with fener

but the release clause was activated and bayern didn't want to wait and see if he was just a one season wonder

[proper wind]

tbh back then it seemed like a bargain

[blissful light]

We need ASAP Cb signing

We have to be the worst team in the world when it comes to “extending our players contract”

What are they waiting for why don’t they extend musiala contract are they waiting for papa Perez to call Or pep?

Akenji to Bayern wouldt that be great👀

[astral ravine]

akanji?

not another signing from the prem

we've overpaid enough this summer we don't need to do it again

[austere river]

AGREED

[strong saddle]

Emergency signing inshallah

[tribal light]

We ain't signing anybody anymore

[strong saddle]

Yeah I know

[tribal light]

Our board started off our transfer season phenomenally and fucked it up so bad in the end

Olise and Palhinha was great business

Ito was a bit random, but I didn't mind

But then with the selling of Mazraoui and De Ligt I got depressed

Losing Mazraoui already hurt, but it was somewhat comprehensible

De Ligt tho, we had not a single reason to get rid of him

[strong saddle]

The fact that I knew it was coming

And I was getting more hopeful that we'd keep him after I saw that we wouldn't be going for tah

[austere river]

Hello chat

[astral ravine]

money

we don't get that first half of the transfer window without the second

[tribal light]

Could've kept de Ligt, sold Upamecano or KMJ and just don't buy Ito

Would've been the much better outcome

[astral ravine]

upa and kmj wouldn't have gotten nearly the same transfer fee and ito seems like more of an lb signing anyways

[tribal light]

Could've easily cashed in 20-30mil for one of them

[astral ravine]

we got double that for de ligt

20-30 isn't enough

[tribal light]

We got 45mil for de Ligt plus 5mil addons

I'd rather we would've kept De Ligt, sold Upa and KMJ and not buy Ito than what we have rn

[astral ravine]

that's significantly more than 20-30

[tribal light]

Mate, why would I want to sell my best CB, it doesn't matter how much he would've gone for

Upa and KMJ had a horrid season last season

[astral ravine]

so you want us to only have 2 senior cbs one of which often had fitness issues and the other is getting older and put in regular bad performances in pre season

[tribal light]

Upa for 2 seasons straight

[astral ravine]

upa for one and a half

was class under nagelsmann

[tribal light]

We would've had De Ligt, Dier, Guerrero, Davies, Boey, Stanisic, Kimmich, Upa or KMJ.

Stanisic can also play CB.
That makes it 4 CB's you can play in total. De Ligt, Dier, Stanisic and KMJ or Upa

[astral ravine]

stanisic is a better fullback than cb

doesn't have the defensive capabilities to regularly play in the centre in a 4atb

[tribal light]

You still got 3 and Stanisic for emergencies then

[astral ravine]

time will tell if dier can still perform considering he could barely even control a high ball and ended up being the reason we conceded vs rottach egern

and let's be fr de ligt got more injuries than any other cb in the squad he didn't have amazing fitness

it's not the worst sale in the world

we needed the money and selling de ligt was the fastest way to get the most money

[strong saddle]

hes right

as much as i love de ligt, you know

choupo moting went for free

idk about bouna sarr

[sand iris]

Mia San Mia

[slim harbor]

Barca | Mcity | Bayern

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[severe yew]

but was a good defender ngl

akanji is dream but options like diomande are also good

upamecano makes too many mistakes

i wouldnt rely on ito and min jae also

like last game we saw

[tribal light]

We really missed out

[blissful light]

If we continue without Cb we’re cooked in ucl and against Leverkusen

[astral ravine]

leverkusen was underwhelming against gladbach

they only got by with an incredible shot from xhaka and a pen that in retrospect might've not even been a pen

they're not unbeatable anymore

the only thing to worry about is depth for ucl considering we have 2 more group stage matches now

we have to hope dier doesn't play like he did in preseason or stanisic can defend well enough to play in a 4atb

[strong saddle]

i just remembered that the draw is on thursday

[slate viper]

The difference between Goretzka and Pavlovic

Our defense 💪💪💪

Sacha Boey foul is diving at it's finest

[tribal light]

Ship Upamecano back to Leipzig and KMJ back to Fenerbahce

[slim harbor]

😭?

[strong saddle]

Upa got bodied 😭

[strong saddle]

If this is true, then it explains everything https://www.bavarianfootballworks.com/2024/8/26/24228561/report-bayern-munich-kim-min-jae-played-through-thigh-injury-vs-wolfsburg-transfer-rumors-kompany

[tribal light]

Holy shit, we might make big money

[strong saddle]

yeah i think kim played through an injury

and holy christ

[strong saddle]

im seeing more reports about it

[manic sigil]

stupid risk to take

just play dier and not risk further injury

[strong saddle]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWAMmmaWYAAmT20.jpg

[sand iris]

Mia San Mia 🔥

[tribal light]

@slate viper