bayern-munich

[proper wind]

the home?

[tribal light]

This one man

[austere river]

What did Dortmund do tho 💀

[proper wind]

oh i have that one

[austere river]

Beautiful

[proper wind]

beautiful

i have muller 25 on the back

my goat

[austere river]

Hot take:I didn't like the 23/24 3rd kit

[slate viper]

So fire

[strong saddle]

more

[austere river]

It's his last season

[proper wind]

i think you're on your own on this one

[proper wind]

it's okay, im glad he was ours

[austere river]

It was a good idea I just didn't really like it

[kind plank]

So far bad

[austere river]

Fr

Imagine Kane playing in one of these

Boeuyyy

No

[strong saddle]

8 goals for him

[austere river]

10

[frank marten]

the 10 bundesligas in a row patch fits well on it

[strong saddle]

damn i wish he was here

[austere river]

Puskas award is such a joke

[proper wind]

arijon is pretty good

[humble trench]

i love irankunda

[austere river]

I know a guy who knows him

[slate viper]

ASP JENSEN

CMON MAN

[austere river]

I almost met arijon once

[slate viper]

Where?

[proper wind]

yep got it the first time you said it

[austere river]

I'm just proud of that man

[humble trench]

my sisters teacher was gravenberchs uncle

[slim harbor]

Are you italian

[austere river]

No

[proper wind]

rightfully so actually it's pretty cool

[slim harbor]

Real uncle ?

[proper wind]

even bigger flex if he does reach his potential

so drop the digits cuh

[humble trench]

ye

[austere river]

Fr he's an underated baller bro

[proper wind]

fr

[slim harbor]

I am a better player than harry kane that's my biggest flex

[austere river]

Give him time against some small clubs and he'll probs himself

The we evolve

[austere river]

I believe in him

[proper wind]

me too

[tribal light]

Not like we got other choices anyway

[austere river]

He just brings the "power of friendship" vibe to bayern

[tribal light]

It's either Kompany cooks or nothing can help us anymore

[dusty totem]

i can

[austere river]

Fr

[dusty totem]

buy me

[tribal light]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-cat-meme-dark-fnaf-gif-2491098315710587638

[austere river]

If they listen to what I yell through the TV I can help

[slate viper]

If that happens

If we can't be helped

[dusty totem]

i can help

let me cook

[proper wind]

[slate viper]

I'll still remain a Bayern fan no matter the outcome

[austere river]

GK Changed

[proper wind]

word up

mia san mia

[austere river]

Real

Mia San Mia

[slate viper]

Mia San Mia

[proper wind]

for us or them

[slate viper]

I might have more headaches

[tribal light]

bro making his hair like he's going to a foto shooting

😭

[strong saddle]

them

[proper wind]

oh alr

[strong saddle]

we are scoring 2 or 3 more max

[proper wind]

13

asp jensen

[tribal light]

GOAAAAAAL

[kind plank]

Another one

[slate viper]

JENSEN

[strong saddle]

should call him a snake

[austere river]

Goallll

[slate viper]

THE DANE

[strong saddle]

an asp is a snake btw

[proper wind]

great finish tbh

[proper wind]

in what language

[slate viper]

Aznou mentality

[austere river]

48 looks like Yamal

[strong saddle]

asp viper

[proper wind]

WHAT A GOAL

[austere river]

Yes

[tribal light]

GOAAAAAAL

[slate viper]

ASEKO

[austere river]

Goal

[proper wind]

beautiful

[austere river]

Nice

[proper wind]

aseko nkili

[proper wind]

eh kinda

[austere river]

Bro just used em as training dummies

He scored against Basel aswell

[proper wind]

i dont think we're hitting 20

10 mins to go

6 goals to go

[austere river]

17 max

[slate viper]

I think anything is possible

Max is 23 hypothetically

[proper wind]

fuckin brexit right there

[tribal light]

brexit tackle

[strong saddle]

the wait for 30 goals continues

[austere river]

Kompany mentality

[proper wind]

there's always next year

[strong saddle]

me having to wait 365 days

[austere river]

Fr

I want this season's away kit so bad

[slate viper]

It will happen in our lifetimes don't worry

[austere river]

Arijonnnn

Sad

[tribal light]

Bad pass

Very bad pass

[austere river]

Good idea bad pass

[tribal light]

Nice try

[ashen ice]

we winning

[slate viper]

Close shade

[tribal light]

Bro

I didnt even notice they switched Keeper

I was about to ask wtf is Sule doing there

[slate viper]

😭

[tribal light]

Eggern is parking the bus way too much

Bayern have no choice but to try long shots

[strong saddle]

they learned what happens if they dont

just

get 15 and i'll be good

[slate viper]

Clear pen

[tribal light]

They're not playing to win, they're playing to concede as few goals as possible

That's why you see all 10 of them in defense

😭

[slate viper]

Aseko 😭

[slate viper]

Yeah tbh

16 goals if scored

Would be an achievement

[tribal light]

What

Was

that

Slip

Bro they need to fix their pitch

[strong saddle]

ahahaha

[slate viper]

Istg the ground in Burghausen is better than this

Fr tho

[austere river]

2 mins

[strong saddle]

no 15?

[slate viper]

2 mins until end of the match

[tribal light]

We better get overtime

Even if its a friendly

They subbed in a worse keeper and we cant score for shit

game is over

[strong saddle]

bruh

[slim harbor]

Ft

[proper wind]

i just had some sushi

whats the score

[tribal light]

14-1

[strong saddle]

we cant even score 15

[slate viper]

14-1

[proper wind]

nah we didnt score??

[dusty totem]

kompany just cooked some 3rd division team

[strong saddle]

tuchel did better

[proper wind]

they're in the 9th tier of german football

[frank marten]

FT

[tribal light]

Imma be real tho. They played park the bus like crazy

[proper wind]

ong

[dusty totem]

9th??

[proper wind]

yeah

9th

[tribal light]

11 men in defense 90% of the game

[frank marten]

Kompany thinks hes simeone 💀😭🙏🏼

[proper wind]

the man who scored against us is still doing his masters

[dusty totem]

bro why germany has so many tiers

[tribal light]

It was a handball

[proper wind]

yeah

[proper wind]

idk

[frank marten]

could ask the same about england

[kind plank]

This made me lose confidence on next season:/

[proper wind]

yeah all the big league nations have so many tiers

[frank marten]

I expected 15 minimum

[proper wind]

i expected 20 minimum

[frank marten]

how the mighty have fallen

[proper wind]

but it is what it is

[austere river]

It was a nice game to watch

[dusty totem]

in bulgaria its literally 2 nationwide tiers and 2 that are for every province

[frank marten]

there is nothing we can do

we are going trophyless

maybe

[proper wind]

or how the mighty played their youth squad against a team that never left their own half

[frank marten]

true

[tribal light]

Ref is blind

[proper wind]

yeah but like in bulgaria is the football really good enough to need more than 2 tiers

like in england you got the prem

and the 2nd and 3rd divisions

[frank marten]

that header at the end of the game wtf was that

[proper wind]

then you keep going

same for spain, germany, france

maybe even the netherlands

[frank marten]

Netherlands have amateur sides too so yeah

[proper wind]

but you wouldnt see that in greece or romania or bulgaria cause the football there isnt as strong to warrant the need for so many tiers

[slate viper]

Sweden for sure

[tribal light]

Imagine if our full 1st team squad played

[proper wind]

every nation has amateur teams but it's the big ones where you can call 2nd and 3rd division pro football

[proper wind]

40 - 0

[tribal light]

Palhinha, Kane, Musiala, Sane

Nah bro

[proper wind]

pavlovic too

[tribal light]

They would've forfeited

[strong saddle]

hahaha

[frank marten]

the pitch starts cracking

[proper wind]

kimmich

[strong saddle]

kane doing like 3 halfway line goals

musiala dribbing through the entire squad

[frank marten]

Kane really did watch that beckham documentary late last year

[dusty totem]

bulgaria

amatuer league is non existant

[proper wind]

[dusty totem]

its just 1 to 4th div

and 3rd and 4th are regional

every major city has its 3rd and 4th league region

[frank marten]

anything below that is street football or school teams?

[dusty totem]

yes

amatuer league is village leauge

if im correct

im not into my own countrys football

😭

[frank marten]

here in germany back in my day when id play street football literally everyone thought that some guy next to the street writing something down was a scout

||then asked, oh, grocery list.||

[dusty totem]

nice

2 of my classmates play in one of the top 5 teams nationwide

[tribal light]

In conclusion, we really played a solid 14-1 considering the following:

• It was mostly our youngsters playing and new players that we got
• this squad it not comparable to last season's squad
• Rottach literally played park the bus the whole match, having all 10 men in defense for like 95% of the match
• That one goal they scored was a handball and under normal match circumstances it wouldn't have counted anyway, so it's basically a clean sheet

[strong saddle]

no 15 goals -_-

oh well

[dusty totem]

no var

no goalline tech

[tribal light]

Pretty sure we would've easily reached 20 goals if players were in their positions

Like come on brev

Boey on RW and Irankunda as a 9

😭

[strong saddle]

riiight

[slim harbor]

Tottenham next

[proper wind]

will palhinha and olise and musiala be available for spurs?

[keen fiber]

Third?

How does our Third Jersey Look like

Ive only Seen a couple leaks

[strong saddle]

I can't remember

[keen fiber]

Olise Prolly Not

He is at the Olympia

[strong saddle]

Yeah he's not gonna be available till August

[proper wind]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1815089354953658866

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Another look at Bayern's new third kit [📸 @opaleak]

Twitter · Jul 21, 2024, 6:19 PM

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1815039879669019048

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

📸 First real image of Bayern's new third kit [@Footy_Headlines]

Twitter · Jul 21, 2024, 3:03 PM

[tribal light]

Olise probably not

[proper wind]

damn

[zinc hull]

Irankunda! The next star of FC Bayern.🙌🏻💥🔥

FC Bayern Vs FC Düren. Coming up! 🔥

28 July!!!

Get ready! 😉

[white cove]

Didn't we play most of the 1st team against them last year?

Now we played youngsters

Also i believe that this squad is better than last year's

[obtuse quarry]

Where is the best place to watch the bundesliga? (In Germany legally)

[kind plank]

Nah olise is just way to good

[surreal snow]

we do 😭😭

fu€k gnabry and coman

fu€k sane too man

we need either doue or olmo

or both

[kind plank]

Either one of em

[keen fiber]

Bro Wtf is ur ahh talking bout please

Doue is straight ass dont know who tf would pay 60+ for him other than dumb Saudis

Also olmo is a pussy who is injured every week

Dont disrespect sane Gnabry and King like that man

Or Go Support Dortmund

[humble trench]

nah Gnabry is ass

olise is better

i love coman, but yeah idk

[astral ravine]

we have so many other options mate

tel, olise, irankunda, zaragoza, we have starters and bench options

gnabry and coman don't even have to play

we don't need doue's overpriced ass

[surreal snow]

do you not notice your own hypocrisy

Talking about olmos injury record and then defending gnabry and coman

[surreal snow]

not good enough

realistically speaking gnabry and coman will be injured all season

sane will be invisible in the second half of the season

[surreal snow]

even if theyre not

they are not good enough

ive never seen coman cross successfully

[proper wind]

[sudden pagoda]

howd u guys even concede that 1 goal

[humble trench]

hands

[tribal light]

It was a handball, but the ref didn't whistle cause it's a friendly

This was the situation

[sudden pagoda]

Ah fair enough

[ivory raven]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1816418579119489282?s=46&t=pBLebGYYfI1hik7kpDlGaw

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨⚒️ EXCL | FC Bayern and West Ham have reached an agreement to sign Noussair #Mazraoui!

▫️Transfer fee: €15,5 + €4m add-ons
▫️There’s also a verbal agreement in principle between #WHUFC and Mazraoui …

But it’s not a done deal yet as important financial details about the

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 10:21 AM

[tribal light]

West Ham

😂

[inland echo]

no

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1816418483808215308?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Xavi Simons' final decision, as to where he will play in the coming season, is 'imminent'. RB Leipzig have 'almost certainly' won the race for the player. Simons has clearly spoken out in favour of Leipzig. The most important reason is that RBL guarantees him a starting spot in

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 10:21 AM

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-its-over-over-blade-runner2049-blade-runner-gif-24854081

[keen fiber]

I notice that i wouldnt talk about Bayern Players like that especially when they’ve done so much for the club

[keen fiber]

U ever watched coman? Cause that is a outrageous statement

Sane was injured give him time

And if it weren’t for Gnabry the Bundesliga Champ 22-23 would be dortmund

I’m not saying that we shouldn’t sell some of them btw I’m just saying that as a good fan you can’t disrespect these players

[tribal light]

@slate viper

I WON

PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT TOO

[slate viper]

[sick wasp]

No way bro wants to play for leizpeg 💀 I'm dead

[surreal snow]

doesnt matter what they have done they arent good enough

should we give gnabry his 100th chance because he was good in 2020?

[sick wasp]

He's actually good this season just unlucky with injuries

I mean the one before

[surreal snow]

Bayern fans are always either the people with the friendliest mindset or the people with the biggest backbones

[sick wasp]

No in between

[surreal snow]

players like goretzka gnabry and coman do not deserve another chance

[sick wasp]

That's true for the most part

[surreal snow]

i dont want to see goretzka stinking up that midfield anymore

[sick wasp]

We just have to use them

[surreal snow]

i dont want to see coman and gnabry stack on injuries

[sick wasp]

No one wants them

[surreal snow]

literally talking about "they have done so much for the club"

if they care so much and have done so much they would just leave when asked to 😭

[ashen ice]

https://tenor.com/view/diego-simeone-fall-to-my-knees-fall-down-man-down-football-gif-2008068124772115531

Me after hearing this

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1816484415842717836?t=ioX-IXs4LLTkudt1NavzYQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Désiré Doué has made a decision about where he wants to play in the coming season. The Frenchman wants to join Bayern. Despite the player's decision, the deal is far from being done. PSG are still fighting for Doué. It's unclear whether the player would stick to his decision if

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 2:43 PM

[slate viper]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1816484415842717836?t=2_V2kWBe-yoJJX_BpXZDQA&s=19
DOUUUUUUÈ

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Désiré Doué has made a decision about where he wants to play in the coming season. The Frenchman wants to join Bayern. Despite the player's decision, the deal is far from being done. PSG are still fighting for Doué. It's unclear whether the player would stick to his decision if

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 2:43 PM

[strong saddle]

Why man

I mean

Ugh I don't know what to think of this

[keen fiber]

Idk either

But I think bayern has a plan

They try to make psg bid as high as possible so they need some money back and that’s where we come in and buy simons from them

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[strong saddle]

Warra idea

Strategy*

[austere river]

💀

[slim harbor]

Enough is ènough eberl out

[keen fiber]

Whatttttt 😭

[slim harbor]

Selling mazroui for 16m is crime

Minimum 25m

Also eberl got rejected by whole europe and lost transfer deal to some spurs psg leipzig

[ashen ice]

https://tenor.com/view/fabrizio-romero-fabrizioromero-romero-here-we-go-herewego-gif-13639105056889605936

[keen fiber]

Eberl has 0 ball knowledge

And it pisses me off

[humble trench]

fr

[keen fiber]

Like when are we gonna buy Antony

[ashen ice]

eberl can go fuck off

our entire board is so ass

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1816498328747770332?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Xavi Simons is likely to continue at RB Leipzig in the coming season on another straight loan from PSG. After changing clubs twice in the past two summers, this option would allow him to have more stability and keep the door open for a Premier League move in 2025, which is his

Twitter · Jul 25, 2024, 3:38 PM

una who said we gonna bid 90m

[ashen ice]

our board can go fuck off

[craggy siren]

need an entirely new board like united

[ashen ice]

yes

we should become the bayern board

[strong saddle]

Eberl is the Erich Ribbeck of the board

[tribal light]

Are they mental

60mil for Duoe

[strong saddle]

They are indeed mental

Our board is now fully focused on him

[ashen ice]

our board needs to take a cognitive test

[strong saddle]

They'd all test positive

[tribal light]

How can you start off a transfer window so good

And fuck it up so bad

The only reason why Duoe would be a good idea is that he'd get very low wages

[strong saddle]

It takes effort to do that

Nah, he'll probably start

[ashen ice]

because our board is crap
uli is a criminal

[tribal light]

Tommorow's my last day at school

6 week break then

[strong saddle]

I've got five weeks left

[tribal light]

I hope i can enjoy Kompany ball in the break

[tribal light]

Damn

[strong saddle]

yah i dont start until august 26th

[tribal light]

Bomboclat

[strong saddle]

benefits of college

[ashen ice]

also guys talk about bayern

[strong saddle]

but that means i gotta work longer, which i dont wanna do

ok

[ashen ice]

and how our board is shit

[strong saddle]

so

we've signed 3 players?

and sold no one yet

[ashen ice]

why are we overpaying for desire doue
and why did we sack nagelsmann
and why did we have to settle for a manager who got relegated last season

[strong saddle]

bad aura fr\

we've never conceeded to rottach until yesterday, even if the goal shouldnt have counted

we didnt even score 15

now we screw up a solid transfer window

i wonder whats next

[ashen ice]

not winning a trophy again

[strong saddle]

i should nickname this window

operation silver, because kane needs trophies

or

operation bomb, because our board f***ed up the transfer window

what sounds better

[slim harbor]

Operation 💣

[strong saddle]

i figured

its the one that makes the most sense

[surreal snow]

this window isnt even bad

we got a great center back who can also play left back

a great dm

and a great winger

and we're on track to sign one of the best young wingers in the world

if anybody destroyed this window which isnt even remotely close to being closed

then its the players who dont want to leave

[proper wind]

i agree

idk why people don't rate doué

i get that 60m is a lot and a big risk but that kinda applies to any player tbh 60m isn't pocket money

but today's market makes it look like it is

got players valued at 180m euros

but i think doué can live up to his potential and justify the price in a few years

[surreal snow]

doue will probably justify it this season

dont know why hes so under the radar

[slate viper]

I have 4 weeks left of my summer break

[strong saddle]

i've seen one back to school ad so far

seeing the school buses in the morning still gives me the worst feeling ever

Someone send me a video of doue

Because I've never seen him play

[keen fiber]

Bruh i got 3 weeks left man

Shii

[austere river]

I just got it

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1816803390392848625?s=46

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨⚒️ EXCL | Noussair #Mazraoui deal with West Ham is OFF!

No agreement on agent‘s side has been reached. Despite the agreement between the clubs (15,5 + 4) and on player‘s side West Ham now have left the negotiations ✔️

⚠️ Manchester United now pushing to sign Mazraoui.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2024, 11:50 AM

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-champions-league-manchester-gif-23546297

[ashen ice]

Less goooo

https://tenor.com/view/cmon-lets-go-come-on-harry-kane-gif-14121272

[keen fiber]

Yall think that man U will bid more?

Davies Pisses me so off

[ashen ice]

yes

[craggy siren]

defo

maybe 30m

[keen fiber]

I dont think so

If Bayern agreed to like 15m then Why would they

But i Hope they do

[craggy siren]

they paid 70m for yoro

so we have a reason to force the deal

[keen fiber]

I Hope man

[ashen ice]

Goretzka's hair is a joke

[keen fiber]

Everyone gets old man

[ashen ice]

Yeah but losing half ur hair in one year is sus

[keen fiber]

What could be reasons for that

Stress maybe?

[ashen ice]

Not winning a trophy i guess

[strong saddle]

Better not be cancer or something

[austere river]

Yo

Why can't we have a good preseason

[proper wind]

west ham are tight on money, united have more funds

[proper wind]

and this

i just watched the kompany coaching video vs rottach

man coaches in 3 languages, could be 4 too

im impressed, i've never seen that

[austere river]

I gotta watch more videos

[austere river]

Same

[dusty totem]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQbz6rhu78o

1 minute

the comenter tries to say smth bad

[zinc hull]

Coming up next FC Düren. Tomorrow! I'm very excited! ☺️

What will be the score this time you're thinking about guys! 😉

[proper wind]

õh yeah its tomorrow

[astral ravine]

düren win 8-0

[tribal light]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[humble trench]

Americans be like:

[astral ravine]

sorry 8-1

düren score an own goal out of pity

[astral ravine]

blud does not know regio west ⁉️

kompany ball is not keeping up with my goat rafa garcia

[humble trench]

No sry. I dont watch Regionalliga West.

[strong saddle]

If it takes 20 minutes to score again, wallahi

[astral ravine]

clearly

düren wipes

[ashen ice]

all own goals scored by upamaguire

[wispy shard]

where can i watch the match vs Düren

is it on youtube?

[craggy siren]

fc bayern tv+

[austere river]

Lovely day everyone

Matchday against Düren

[craggy siren]

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗗ü𝗿𝗲𝗻

Ulreich -
Stanišić, Kim, Dier, Ito -
Goretzka, Guerreiro -
Boey, Ličina, Bryan -
Tel

#FCBDFCB

[tribal light]

I smell Boey RW terrorism

[surreal snow]

why do we need to pay to watch friendlies 😭😭

[hallow robin]

Be careful guys

Garcia is dangerous

Rafael garcia

New Düren signing

[astral ravine]

that's what i'm sayin

[craggy siren]

garcia is cooking

[frank marten]

why do i need to pay for a friendly match 😭

[hallow robin]

Wait is he for real????

Hahahahahaha damn

Ex waldhof player

[craggy siren]

yea

[ashen ice]

We should sign garcia from duren

[hallow robin]

He learned all that at waldhof mannheim btw

[strong saddle]

All but one duren player has a picture

[surreal snow]

hes only 30

basically a youngster

[strong saddle]

Lol

[hallow robin]

I liked him when he still played for us

[surreal snow]

dier seems to be a dm

right now

does this mean kompany is like pep with his overthinking

[strong saddle]

Well he did learn from him

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1817558047956336680?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Actual formation in-game:

Ulreich -
Stanišić, Kim, Ito -
Boey, Dier, Goretzka, Guerreiro -
Ličina, Bryan -
Tel

Twitter · Jul 28, 2024, 1:49 PM

[surreal snow]

we're kinda ass

ito is injured

[craggy siren]

ito off

JAVIIIIIII

wait nvm

thats aznou

[strong saddle]

23 minutes with nothing

[frank marten]

we are cooked against spurs

[strong saddle]

25/26 is our season

[craggy siren]

lets see what could we do when musiala, kane, etc are back

[frank marten]

with a shittier home kit

[strong saddle]

If it's good at all

This really gonna be 0-0 at ht huh

[surreal snow]

next bayern player down

😭😭

[strong saddle]

Stop lying

[surreal snow]

where am i lying

[strong saddle]

Dropping like flies

[surreal snow]

what

now im confused

[strong saddle]

Who is it this time

[surreal snow]

goretzka was down

[strong saddle]

Is bro injured

This game is not it man

[craggy siren]

foul or not

[surreal snow]

1-0 düren

[dusty totem]

Wft

[hallow robin]

Who scored the goal?

[dusty totem]

Bayern not cooking

[craggy siren]

RAFAEL GARCIA

[surreal snow]

Garcia scored

[hallow robin]

Please tell me its garcia

LOLLLL

@nimble nimbus Yoooo

SINCE WHEN IS HE GOOD???

[surreal snow]

mistake by stanisic and Ulreich

[nimble nimbus]

AYO

[craggy siren]

should've cleared it away

[surreal snow]

now the question is

are we losing because its a friendly nobody cares about

are we losing because we dont have the full squad

are we losing because the team needs to adapt to kompany

or are we losing because kompany is just not a good fit

next bad pass by stanisic 😭😭

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1817564977529512212?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Manchester United have agreed a fee with Bayern for Noussair Mazraoui. Around €25m including add-ons. United have also agreed personal terms with the Moroccan. The only thing missing for the deal to go through is an agreement on personal terms between West Ham and Aaron

Twitter · Jul 28, 2024, 2:17 PM

its joever

[frank marten]

oh how Bayern has fallen

[hallow robin]

To be fair its only a test game still

[strong saddle]

Virtually the entire senior squad is still on vacation

Except for laimer

[hallow robin]

A few Players are missing yeah

[slate viper]

Brev

[strong saddle]

no kane for spurs

[slate viper]

In 2011 same thing happened and we turned the game around who says we can't do it again?

[strong saddle]

who else, coman

[slate viper]

Sanè

Musiala

Olise

[strong saddle]

wow

[slate viper]

Definitely missing some players

[tribal light]

For the love of god

Stop these wingback formations

We're NOT Leverkusen

I'm gonna vomit if I see that shit one more time

[strong saddle]

3-4-3

tf is that

[proper wind]

bro

i just connected to the WiFi at this restauranf

i see 1-0

how are we losing to duren 😭

[tribal light]

Look at the formation man

[proper wind]

with a half decent lineup too albeit a bad formation for us

[tribal light]

We're playing wingbacks

[proper wind]

yeah fairs

but still bro fkin duren 💀

[strong saddle]

we got dunked on by 30 year old rafael garcia

[tribal light]

Kompany man

Today was the day to show us some balling

[strong saddle]

its 1-1

[proper wind]

YOOO GOAL

[tribal light]

But you're fumbling so hard

[proper wind]

irankunda 😮‍💨

(i didnt see the goal)

[strong saddle]

promote this kid asap man

[slate viper]

IRANKUNDA

[tribal light]

Irankunda doing great

New Starboy

[craggy siren]

rebound

[proper wind]

oh ito is injured

[craggy siren]

yeah since 1st half

[slate viper]

Just brilliant

[hallow robin]

Who is a former waldhof player so its not a big deal dw he is OP

[frank marten]

Level -1 | Meet your Maker.

[slim harbor]

7-0. Spurs win

[sick wasp]

Nuh uh

[frank marten]

Knowing that Irankunda is the only convincing player of our friendlies so far, is what keeps me able to sleep.

[frank marten]

1-1 draw

Damn

FT

[tribal light]

I'm gonna kill myself

[strong saddle]

how'd he even do that

[tribal light]

Well

Please keep De Ligt now

I swear if they sell him I'm gonna lose it

[strong saddle]

they have to

[dusty totem]

how the f this happened

[kind plank]

It’s not looking good for us next season 1-1 agaisnt duren

[astral ravine]

y'all didn't believe me

[slate viper]

Tah incoming

[surreal snow]

😭😭

[strong saddle]

my guy needs to go bald

[proper wind]

that's actually insane

[surreal snow]

he needs to go to turkey

[manic sigil]

He looks like zealand bro

[strong saddle]

He does

[ashen ice]

Aaron going to inter

[ashen ice]

😍

[dense zinc]

Greetings)

[craggy siren]

praying for him to stay

[kind plank]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1817845128955896319?s=46&t=2HOg5MYfzf9qL7-1gf2ZbA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⚪️ Xavi Simons and one more year at RB Leipzig, matter of time to get it done.

They’re clear favorites since 10 days ago, the transfer will happen this week. ⤵️

Twitter · Jul 29, 2024, 8:50 AM

Ik sure we’re going for doué the overpriced guys that we don’t even know if he’s gonna succeed

[proper wind]

probably will tbh

have u seen him

[kind plank]

Haven’t seen him play once tbh. I rather ger Olmo than a overpriced player

[humble trench]

okay hear me out

Irankunda in first team

[kind plank]

👀

Since that performance he did yesterday agree

[proper wind]

idm either tbh we'd be paying around the same price for either

[kind plank]

Olmo is injury prone to so idk who tf to get man we’re screwed

Selling mazroui is going to be huge mistake by Bayern mark my word. Selling our only player that can play lm,rm,lb and rb

[humble trench]

i think he would be a great player

[humble trench]

fr

[proper wind]

yeah i agree

[astral ravine]

if we sell mazraoui we desperately need to replace him

davies and guerreiro can't defend the left side of our defense would constantly be open to attacks

and unless kompany wants to teach old dogs new tricks that won't change anytime soon

[kind plank]

I don’t think there’s anyone on the market that can replace him rn

[kind plank]

Davids won’t learn Jack shite

[tribal light]

Well

Atleast it looks like we're keeping De Ligt after all

[ashen ice]

Ok

[strong saddle]

😃

hes safe for now

[proper wind]

maz is probably leaving

anyone else noticed how man united are almost always mentioned in bayern news?

ever since last season

• when we went after kim, they also wanted him
• when we were in negotiations for kane they decided to consider him
• they were considering goretzka for a short time
• they were considering kimmich for a period of time
• they became interested in tah after bayern cooled their interest
• they entered the race for olise after we did
• they were open to a transfer for upamecano for a while
• i think they wanted boey when we tried to sign him
• when it was reported that we were considering frimpong last season they also became interested
• now they want de ligt and mazraoui

it's almost like ten hag thinks bayern is his scout team or as if he's trying to turn united into bayern 😭

[strong saddle]

We are not their supermarket

[ashen ice]

Ten hag did work for us back in the day

[astral ravine]

journalists make money by getting people to read their stories and that happens when they say outrageous shite

i doubt over half of those rumors are/were true

[zinc hull]

The 2024 Ballon d'Or goes to N. Irankunda! 😅

[proper wind]

think he might miss us a tiny bit

[proper wind]

idk but a good chunk of them were reported by reliable sources

[dusty totem]

De ligt and mazroui want to go to man u

We are cooked

[astral ravine]

for me when it comes to a club in a sort of rebuilding period there is no reliable source

especially a club like bayern

when they're in a volatile situation and nobody knows what's going on journalists will post some news even if they're not sure themselves that it's actually true

they don't all care about actually bringing the truth they care about making money because at the end of the day it's a job and they make money by getting clicks

[proper wind]

ah fair

[modest magnet]

It certainly looks like you are

We get linked to Bayern every window it seems

[proper wind]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1818567492664451454

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

West Ham are close to agreeing a deal with Manchester United for the signing of Aaron Wan-Bissaka. Once all is done, United can proceed with their move for Noussair Mazraoui [@SkySportsNews]

Twitter · Jul 31, 2024, 8:40 AM

[sand iris]

[slim harbor]

My reaction seeing your username

[sand iris]

[ashen ice]

Guys
Its the soy guapo regen

[sand iris]

[kind plank]

😔

[proper wind]

[strong saddle]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1818742782917579083

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Xabi Alonso on Jonathan Tah's future: "I'm planning with Jona because he's so important to us, on the pitch, but also off the pitch. That's my idea at the moment. But I'm not turning a blind eye to the situation. We'll see what happens. He's fully focused, a top professional. I

Twitter · Jul 31, 2024, 8:17 PM

Are we back

[proper wind]

difficult to tell honestly 😭

[tribal light]

Bayern have one of the best CB's itw

Yet they insist to sell him despite Ito being injured

And want to get Tah

I can't anymore man

[tribal light]

Welp

So much for us and Olmo

[tulip mountain]

Mia san mia

[proper wind]

https://tenor.com/view/dd33-stade-rennais-désiré-doué-doué-gif-11650686512204095996

and then there was one

need to get him man

[tribal light]

60mil 😭

[astral ravine]

going into debt wit this one 🗣️💯

[proper wind]

ay bro what other option do we have 😭

[tribal light]

Not buying him at all

[strong saddle]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1819032550330830856

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Manchester United have told Noussair Mazraoui that a deal to bring him to Old Trafford will be finalized. The Moroccan is awaiting the green light to leave Bayern's summer tour. United are finalizing the last details with West Ham for Wan-Bissaka, before proceeding with the move

Twitter · Aug 1, 2024, 3:28 PM

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-yes-boss-military-salute-giving-honor-rip-gif-23161689

[proper wind]

man I'm hyped for palhinha's debut tomorrow

and possibly palhinha-pavlo double pivot

or him in a single pivot idk he's good enough to do it alone

nvm it's not tomorrow

after tmr

same thing

[dense zinc]

Releasing him is one of the ways to keep Stanisic to play

Even though I like Maz too

[kind plank]

Isn’t the game on Saturday?

[slim harbor]

Hope desire doue rejects us

Tha club is doomed if we sign for 60m isn

[stark sentinel]

https://fixupx.com/zlatanwontmiss/status/1818920112373547177?s=46

[proper wind]

yeah i sent the message at 12:20 am so when i saw tomorrow i thought of today

but then i realized it meant tomorrow after friday so saturday

[proper wind]

which one is gnabry

[kind plank]

Madness .

🤣

[tribal light]

I wanna kms

This transfer period started off so well

And now it's a complete dumpster fire

[dapper wasp]

we need a good lb

[kind plank]

It’s like they don’t think if we sell mazroui who’s going to play for us at lb itos injured…

[proper wind]

guerreiro and davies 🥶

guerreiro is probably gonna play midfield

[kind plank]

Both of em can’t handle the lb side

[proper wind]

and the less said about davies the better

[kind plank]

They’re bad at lb

[proper wind]

yeah

guerreiro at CM is a beauty

aura

[kind plank]

Yh he cooked last season and midfield

[proper wind]

fr

[kind plank]

Future st and cm

[proper wind]

yes

also

[kind plank]

Him and laimer

[proper wind]

remember how when kompany first came

it was said that he wants to keep davies cause he believes he can bring back his 2020 form

[kind plank]

Lm/w👀

[proper wind]

possibly

so far idk what to think of kompany but im waiting for the bigger games to judge

like the spurs games

cause now we have almost the entire senior squad available

it's really only kane that isn't available from the starters

[kind plank]

I’m waiting for the whole XI to comeback cuz we’re lacking of position rnWERE MESSING THE RW OLISE

[kind plank]

De ligt THEREs has to be more wait what only Kane and de ligt isn’t possible

So next season

N/a-kane-olise

Pav-musiala-palphina

[proper wind]

oh yeah de ligt didnt travel to korea

and olise yeah

but we have kim dier and upamecano no?

[kind plank]

N/a-dier-upa-kimmich

[proper wind]

or is upa on vacation still

[kind plank]

Yh rn they have most chnace to start I’m talking like the season

[kind plank]

I forgot he’s on vacation to

[proper wind]

oh upa isnt there

kimmich is there

dier is there

[kind plank]

Idek who we’re going to play at lw and lb next season it’s insane

[proper wind]

musiala could play at LW but i doubt it

i think the 3 behind kane would be olise sane and musiala mainly

and they could alternate positions

sane RW or LW

olise RW or AM

musiala AM or LW

[kind plank]

Olise is better at lw isn’t he?

[proper wind]

guerreiro cooked at LW too last season

[proper wind]

left winger??

he's a RW

[kind plank]

Rw^

[proper wind]

ah he's fantastic both on the right and centrally tbh

he's been playing AM in the olympics so far

4g 2a in 4 or 5 games

[kind plank]

I would put him into rw out midfield is good enough rn were lacking of wingers

[proper wind]

he was so good to watch

small chance of davies going LW too tbh

[kind plank]

The only time he cooked at lw was when he had mazroui on his side”lb”

If I remember right

[proper wind]

idk who he had

[craggy siren]

that one two against arsenal 🔥

[proper wind]

ONG

bro

he backheel nutmegged ben white

[kind plank]

Mazroui was lb

[proper wind]

while playing a one two

and then managed to whip in a good cross i think

[kind plank]

Sane agaisnt arsenal THAT ONE GAME🐐

[proper wind]

sane first half of the season 🐐

[proper wind]

sane made tomiyasu do the splits

broke martinelli's ankles

[kind plank]

🐐

[proper wind]

they started breakdancing 😭

[kind plank]

Sane it good but he doesn’t have any finishing that’s the problem

[proper wind]

it was better than in 2022/23 tbh

[kind plank]

He has the technic to get al the way to the goally then kaboom miss

[kind plank]

💀😭😭that season he was horrible

[proper wind]

honestly he has good finishing it's just inconsistent

[proper wind]

the 1v1 he missed vs koln on the last matchday 💀

musiala saved him

saved all of us tbh

goat

[kind plank]

AND MUSILAAAAA

[craggy siren]

lost my mind after that

then musiala saved our ass

[proper wind]

i started jumping around the house

bro right before the gnabry pass to musiala

my stream crashed

[kind plank]

Nah that day i was boiling cuz of the heat and he missed 1v1 it got worst for me

[craggy siren]

https://tenor.com/view/jamal-musiala-goal-gif-5635557655854689761

[proper wind]

then i got the notif 💀

[kind plank]

Tbf koln waa good that season

💀

[kind plank]

Nah u missed out

[proper wind]

it got fixed when they were celebrating

and i saw the goal

just not live

a minute late thats all

same same

[kind plank]

bros even delayed irl

[proper wind]

bro 😭

[kind plank]

Nah all joke a side prediction tmrw game?

We’re only missing Kane,upa and olise

[craggy siren]

cheeky 2-1

[proper wind]

3-1 bayern trust

yall think they'll do penalties after just for the fun of it?

[kind plank]

Same I got the feeling we’re smashing the 🐦

[proper wind]

i dont even know who they have tbh

like whats their attack

[craggy siren]

probably not cuz this is not the usa

[kind plank]

Son-🐦-idk the rw

[proper wind]

oh

[proper wind]

kulusevski son johnson?

[craggy siren]

Kulusevski probably

[kind plank]

Richalisson is there st

Isn’t he?

[proper wind]

idk if he travelled

[proper wind]

oh that was their front 3 for their last game

[kind plank]

💀Brazil went out early he should be with the team

Argentina knock them out at qf

[proper wind]

oh richarlison is injured

[kind plank]

Ofc the Brazilian flair kicked in

[proper wind]

wait no thats an outdated injury i think

idk if he's back

[craggy siren]

son is striker under ange’s system i think

[kind plank]

👀

[proper wind]

yeah

[kind plank]

We have to score more then 3 we don’t even know the XI💀

@proper wind I just realised Alphonso is still on vacation to

[proper wind]

huh

[proper wind]

ours or theirs

[kind plank]

Theirs

[kind plank]

…

[craggy siren]

copa just finished so yeah

canada got pretty far

[proper wind]

yeah he is

[kind plank]

What’s our line for tmrw game👀

Musiala-tel-sane??

[proper wind]

sane isnt there

[kind plank]

Bro what’s wrong with our players where’s everyone

[proper wind]

just did groin surgery

[kind plank]

Guys ur xi for tmrw then

[proper wind]

neuer
kimmich - dier - kim - mazraoui
palhinha - guerreiro
licina - musiala - bryan
tel

this is what i expect

ideally i'd start boey at RB to get a better idea of what he can do in a big game, guerreiro LB to see how bad the LB situation is if maz leaves, laimer or pavlovic instead of guerreiro in midfield

maybe musiala LW and muller AM just for the fun of it, to give muller a start

i forgot gnabry was here, he can start at LW too but whether he gets injured or not is as certain as the outcome of a coin flip

[craggy siren]

neuer
kimmich-dier-kim-mazzy
palhinha-pavlo
gnabry-muller-musiala
tel

[kind plank]

Upa on vacation

[craggy siren]

ah

[proper wind]

bro

i just realized kompany is 38

idk why but i expected him to be older

[ashen ice]

Replace gnabry with olise

[strong saddle]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1819414185576382753

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Probability of players leaving:

• Mazraoui: things will go quickly with Mazraoui to Manchester United once Wan-Bissaka joins West Ham
• de Ligt: All parties involved want the move to go through. United still haven't offered the €50m plus add-ons that Bayern want
• Coman:

Twitter · Aug 2, 2024, 4:45 PM

[strange sapphire]

Same he seems older than he is

[proper wind]

yeah

[proper wind]

man how long will gnabry and goretzka stay 💀

[proper wind]

olise aint in korea

[tribal light]

Yeah i doubt Gnabry is leaving

[ashen ice]

Get him to korea

[strong saddle]

YO https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1819478042495832074

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Bayern rejected Manchester United's bid for Noussair Mazraoui and Matthijs de Ligt. It was an offer for both players in one package. United are still there and will bid again, either separately or jointly. De Ligt has no intention to continue at Bayern and is waiting for United.

Twitter · Aug 2, 2024, 8:59 PM

THAT'S HUGE

No wonder

[strange sapphire]

They aren’t getting both of them at once

[strong saddle]

Exactly

I thought they were bidding for each player individually

[strange sapphire]

Same

If they are going for both in a single package nah it wont work

[strong saddle]

Yup

[strange sapphire]

Either go individually or only sign one

[strong saddle]

I said go for one or none

Not both

And definitely not both at once

[strange sapphire]

True

[strong saddle]

whats up

[ashen ice]

Its the soy guapo regen

[proper wind]

he's in the olympics bro 💀

[sand iris]

Yep

[ashen ice]

Cancel the Olympics and get him to korea
💀

[proper wind]

[proper wind]

yo is guerreiro injured?

[proper wind]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1819667632787780091

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗵𝗮𝗺

Neuer -
Boey, Stanišić, Kim, Guerreiro -
Kimmich, Pavlović -
Gnabry, Müller, Vidović -
Tel

Twitter · Aug 3, 2024, 9:32 AM

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1819668182820388879

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Bayern subs:

Ulreich, Schmitt - Goretzka, Dier, Palhinha, Bryan, Laimer, Irankunda, Ličina, Fernández, Mazraoui, Aséko Nkili, Aznou

Twitter · Aug 3, 2024, 9:34 AM

no musiala????

[astral ravine]

kimmich back in midfield

[tidal hornet]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1819669207081967846

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Jamal Musiala is not in the squad today. Still no information on the reason

Twitter · Aug 3, 2024, 9:38 AM

[astral ravine]

we might be finished

[proper wind]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1819673618051153935

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Jamal Musiala is being given a rest today [@_kochmaximilian]

Twitter · Aug 3, 2024, 9:56 AM

nvm guys it's all good

[proper wind]

give kompany a chance maybe he has ideas to get kimmich in form in midfield

he was insane in 22/23 btw in midfield

highest rated UCL player

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1819660468996227456

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Noussair Mazraoui will join Manchester United. Deal is almost done. Bayern have given the player permission to join United and he will take a private flight in the next few days. Medical booked on Tuesday [@Santi_J_FM, @HanifBerkane]

Twitter · Aug 3, 2024, 9:03 AM

[vagrant flame]

Did we sign a good player

I haven't watched him for Bayern but at Ajax he was good

[proper wind]

very injury prone but fantastic when fit

he can defend, attack, dribble

can play on both sides

but he's as injury prone as he is talented

[slate viper]

We cooking

[proper wind]

fr

stanisic bodied johnson

GOAL

VIDOVIC

[kind plank]

OMGDS goal

We’re cooking

[upper bane]

VIDOVIC

[kind plank]

Kompanys cooking

[proper wind]

we fr cooking

YABADABADOOOO

missed this

gnabry what a pass

[astral ravine]

we scored early vs hoffenheim too

[proper wind]

vidovic is cooking

[astral ravine]

let's wait

[proper wind]

oh true

still i think we're playing better so far no?

[astral ravine]

too early to say

was a defensive mistake from spurs

[proper wind]

fair

[astral ravine]

i like vidovic tho i hope he stays this season

[proper wind]

same

[tribal light]

Where do they stream the game

[proper wind]

youtube

RTL for Germans

bayern channel on yt

stani cooking?

boey what a clearance

[tribal light]

Aight

[proper wind]

tf are these 2 players doing

😭😭

vidovic stuck on the ground

[astral ravine]

selling mazraoui will prove to be a massive mistake if it happens

guerreiro and davies both can't defend well enough to keep up

not to mention both being injury prone last season

[proper wind]

vidovic playing striker?

which player has a bodycam

oh it's the ref

[surreal snow]

we're cooking

[surreal snow]

we have ito and stanisic

we have too many players who can play fullback

kimmich, davies, mazraoui, ito, stanisic, boey, guerreiro, laimer

[proper wind]

but how many of those are staying

and of those staying how many are okay with playing there

and how many can perform there

thats the thing ygm

[surreal snow]

we have korean ultras 😭😭

[proper wind]

massive club

[surreal snow]

kimmich and davies will stay until next year most likely

[proper wind]

nah bro leverkusen did something to stanisic

he is COOKING

[surreal snow]

ito stanisic boey guerreiro laimer will all stay 100%

[proper wind]

yeah fs

we just signed ito

TEL SO CLOSE

that was a rocket

[surreal snow]

and we also have aznou who will make his breakthrough this season

[proper wind]

probably yeah

[proper wind]

kimmich is good at RB but doesnt like playing there

davies cant defend

[astral ravine]

ito just broke his foot