bayern-munich

[tribal light]

Many people never saw you here or in the Bundesliga channel

[modern escarp]

Right and because I'm less active here I must not be a Bayern fan

I forgot

[tribal light]

Nah, it was about people assuming that you weren't one

[modern escarp]

Must not be a Liverpool fan then either

[tribal light]

^

[modern escarp]

I know

But it's a stupid assumption to have, after I've said yes 😛

[tribal light]

Well

Blame Slim, not me

https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977

[astral ravine]

oh ye i forgot hollander sorry

[modern escarp]

fuck off

[modern escarp]

But, where did I blame you? 😛

[ashen ice]

I didnt know she was a bayern fan
I didnt know

Also why do people combine our club and leverkusen

[tribal light]

Because of Bayer in their name

[kind plank]

To many Bayern fans that’s “referee”

[astral ravine]

kompany press conference was great

[ashen ice]

Bruh why are so many of us mods bayern fans

[astral ravine]

glory hunters the lot of yous 🗣️

except zak he's the only one in munich

[ashen ice]

No i dont want to be a fan of dc united

[astral ravine]

lame

[strong saddle]

me having to support orlando city

[astral ravine]

why don't y'all

ion even live in atlanta anymore n i still support atl united

[tribal light]

I can't be the only bayern fan on this whole server who lives in munich man

There's gotta be other people here

[astral ravine]

i'm bout half an hour away

[strong saddle]

Okay, I want to

But the idea of supporting an MLS club is

I can't bring myself to do it

[astral ravine]

you live there

how's it weird

[ashen ice]

Its mls

[astral ravine]

jus because the league has a different system doesn't mean it's horrible 💀

that's some glory hunter talk right there

backing locals ftw 🗣️

[tribal light]

Nah

They're not Aidb level

[astral ravine]

aidb was a different type of glory hunter

[strong saddle]

I'm definitely not aidb level

Nor am I a glory hunter

[ashen ice]

Aidb one of the most legendary glory hunters on this server

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[sick wasp]

Aidb just salty after that loss

[strong saddle]

I still am

Only a little now

[sick wasp]

He was on different level of that

Like he really didn't care for the server rules and became a real fan for like a week then turn back(he got alot of backlash eventually banned)

[slim harbor]

Sickening

[sick wasp]

Oh yeah he was trolling and like making the average rma fan impression
Like "15 ucl" and all of it(i forgot to mention about this)

[slim harbor]

Don't talk about that bum at bayern channel pls

[ashen ice]

We were reminiscing

[sick wasp]

oki

[versed panther]

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[kind plank]

We better win tmrw more then 30-0

[ashen ice]

Yes

[kind plank]

stanstics 90+ goals tmrw

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/musialaera/status/1815480662625059112?s=46

- (@MusialaEra) on X

Kompany teaching Pavlovic correct positioning/defensive awareness. We‘re about to witness a really really really dangerous Pavlovic this season. Last season’s Pavlovic was already a top 3 player for us, I think he can be our best player this season.

Twitter · Jul 22, 2024, 8:14 PM

[sick wasp]

in kompany we believe

[frank marten]

chat

are we cooking this transfer window

ja oder nein?

[humble trench]

JAAAAA

[humble trench]

if i am correct we have signed Ito, Olise, Palhinha, bought out eric dier though this was prior to the windows opening, renewed lovro zvonarek and the same with pavlovich, adam aznou, stanisic after back from loan, and arijon ibrahimovic.

weve sent out paul wanner though for a season to heidenheim, sieb after buying to mainz, taichi fukui to arouca , kratzig to stuttgart and a few other loan deals

[frank marten]

we might get xavi simmons

dunno if we will continue after that

[slim harbor]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1815708335250833884?t=ggTLGhKiTtAlEjsTQh-hNw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Understand FC Bayern have sent new formal bid to Rennes for Désiré Doué.

Proposal forwarded after initial bid rejected 10 days ago.

Paris Saint-Germain are also expected to bid again for Doué as race is open, PSG still there.

↪️🇫🇷 Doué will decide his fav option soon.

Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 11:19 AM

Plettifruad

👻

[kind plank]

👀

[kind plank]

We should sell player instead of just signing to much

[kind plank]

U forgot irankunde

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1815712809935667507?s=46&t=2HOg5MYfzf9qL7-1gf2ZbA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

• @Santi_J_FM also confirms that Bayern's new bid for Doué is worth €55m including add-ons

Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 11:37 AM

This is going to be huge regret 55M🤡

[tribal light]

???????

Is our board mental

[strong saddle]

Everything was going so well

[kind plank]

55 is madness like just move on there’s much more player we can get for that money

[strong saddle]

Why are we doing this

That's how much de ligt is worth

According to our board

[kind plank]

😔true until he I saw this

[strong saddle]

Exactly man

[kind plank]

PSG are interested I hope they over pay him more then us

We already overpaid

[strong saddle]

They should

[kind plank]

But they won’t if ther smart cuz what we did is bad

He’s going to “choice soon” of course he’s going to choice the 55M

[strong saddle]

Christ Almighty

[tribal light]

Our transfer window was going so well

Now i'm reading our board is bidding almost double the marketvalue on a 19yo that's not even proven to be good for us

[ashen ice]

Yeah

[tribal light]

Almost 60mil

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[ashen ice]

Uli and Karl Heinz need to be replaced as soon as possible

[tribal light]

Uli had to be sent to his retirement home after the Alaba fiasco tbh

[strong saddle]

Mhm

How long ago was that, four years ago?

[ashen ice]

Two or three i think

Three
I think he left the year before lewa

[kind plank]

They need to retire💀

[ashen ice]

Yea
Replace them

[strong saddle]

Uli is 72

Karl is 68

[ashen ice]

Old
We need new
Like lahm and schweinsteiger running the club

[humble trench]

you know they dont do transfer right?

[tribal light]

he was against highering Kroos's and Alaba's salary to keep them

He played a major part in them leaving

Uli even started making fun out of Kroos back then before he went to real

[humble trench]

i think everyone would do the same at that point tbh

why would you kroos a higher salary than the guy who scored the winning goal on the WC

played great

[deft epoch]

Kroos legit had better wc

Gotze came in as supersub

[tribal light]

It wasn't about giving him a higher salary than someone else

It was about overall higher salary

In recent years, there's very few players extending their contracts for the same wage

In fact, I couldn't even think of someone

[frank marten]

WE WERE COOKING SOMETHING GOOD

UNTIL

THIS

As long as he has time to develop and wont be subbed in from olise and musiala in big games right?

right...?

[nimble nimbus]

LMAOOO

[tribal light]

What

[strong saddle]

hahaha

[humble trench]

what??

[kind plank]

OMG SAY

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1815802278491873582?s=46&t=2HOg5MYfzf9qL7-1gf2ZbA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

PSG are prepared to pay close to €60m for Désiré Doué and are optimistic of persuading the player to join them, with Nasser Al-Khelaifi part of the negotiations [@JacobsBen]

Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 5:32 PM

We won’t pay more then 55+fee and psg are overpaying 🤣… YES

[slim harbor]

Better than doue

[ashen ice]

Yes

[kind plank]

Kinda true

[dusty totem]

dani almond

[kind plank]

TMRW IS THE DAY

[proper wind]

honestly i watched some doué today

man is phenomenal

he's got insane dribbling

some good passing, crosses are usually too high or nobody is able to get to them

he dribbles so casually and smoothly too no choppy movements

[slim harbor]

Not 60m worthy

[proper wind]

olmo is class tho idm either

[slim harbor]

Olmo is the most technical player in the world

[proper wind]

yeah thats the thing if you're gonna spend that much spend it on an established player

[slim harbor]

He is world beater

[proper wind]

so imo if it's 60m then olmo

but i wouldn't mind if doué comes either

[proper wind]

if we're spending 60m either way and it's between doué and omlo then idrc who comes

[proper wind]

davies 17 😭

[strong saddle]

lmao 17m

[surreal snow]

well obviously doue

7 years younger with a way higher ceiling

if we can get gnabry or coman to leave we should try signing doue first and then olmo

[strong saddle]

our game is going to be streamed on youtube

[astral ravine]

60m is too much considering he might not reach that ceiling

30m player tops

we don't need either let's be fr

[slim harbor]

Max eberl totally ruined the reputation of bayern

Got rejected by every coach possible

Loosing transfer battle against leipzig psg

Wants to sell players at any low price

[strong saddle]

wants to keep bad players

or finished players

[slim harbor]

Max eberl is embarrassing

[ashen ice]

Time to win 56- 3

[zinc hull]

Bayern Vs Rottach-Egern. 🔥

What will be the score this time you think. 💬

[strong saddle]

I hope we score 30

[ashen ice]

53-0

[proper wind]

guys

goretzka playing tonight it'll be a tough game

i believe in my bayern tho

mia san mia

we can do this

[tribal light]

Y'all be saying scoring 50+ etc

😂

We're probably gonna end up with like

25 goals

[kind plank]

Pavlovic injured so it won’t happen

[kind plank]

More like 10-20 somewhere around there

[strong saddle]

10 is too little imo

[sick wasp]

Hey if we scored 27 with tucheliban ball then we can probably score more with kompany

[craggy siren]

tuchel had full of starters

we have none bar mazraoui, dier and goretzka

[kind plank]

How haven’t we scored yet?😶‍🌫️

[proper wind]

we're 7 minutes in and not 11-0 up

we're finished lads

just skip the season

[tribal light]

It feels like they're playing with 20 men

Ngl

[proper wind]

tel off the bar

[proper wind]

rottach?

[strong saddle]

we always played our A team

[proper wind]

yeah

[tribal light]

😭

They're parking the bus

[proper wind]

fr

[slate viper]

Brev

[tribal light]

Someone tell rottach they ain't playing CL final

[slate viper]

7 mins no goal

[strong saddle]

im not used to this

[slim harbor]

Why are these korean Chinese and Japanese guys fighting among the live chat

😂

[strong saddle]

i dont know

[tribal light]

We might finish this game with 3-0

[strong saddle]

a good result for rottach

[slate viper]

[sick wasp]

we might be cooked potentially

But again

[kind plank]

This can’t be serious how haven’t we scored FUCKKKKK

[slate viper]

This is outrageous

[kind plank]

THIS IS braking my hopes for the next season.

[strong saddle]

playing the reserves was not a good idea

[tribal light]

Mazraoui man

[kind plank]

We should lead with 2+ rn

[slate viper]

Mazraoui is good

Idk why we are looking to offload him

[slim harbor]

Tel lol

[kind plank]

Yh and where selling him somehow

[tribal light]

Zaragoza playing like Messi

Tears

[wispy shard]

Anyone know what olise jersey number will be

wikipedia says 14

[kind plank]

Would be great if olise was as here today

[kind plank]

We don’t know yet

[slate viper]

Fernandez please cook

[kind plank]

Ito as lw isn’t bad option

[tribal light]

Tel missed a sitter

[slate viper]

🙏🙏

[proper wind]

he made a fantastic dribble at the start

[slate viper]

Ik

[sick wasp]

He's making most attempts at goal though

[proper wind]

reminded me of musiala vs atleti i think

[slate viper]

33 is fernandez

[kind plank]

Am rn 12:30

[slate viper]

VIDOVIC

[tribal light]

13 minutes no goal

This is depressing

[kind plank]

Yh I’m losing hope for the next season

[sick wasp]

Bro what was that

[proper wind]

vidovic how do you miss that

[slim harbor]

What a save

[sick wasp]

Open goal bru

[slate viper]

When the goal comes

It's going to 20+

Goals

[strong saddle]

reminder

it was 5-0 a year ago

at this time

[slate viper]

So 22 goals so far

Is what we're looking at

Goretzka get lost

😭

[kind plank]

Take goretzka out please

[proper wind]

is goretzka high

[slim harbor]

Fruadretzka

[slate viper]

He isn't on steroids anymore

[kind plank]

Probably

[slim harbor]

💩

[sick wasp]

Nice save

[proper wind]

yeah that was a whole senior team tho so

[strong saddle]

why is this keeper good

[slate viper]

AND AS ALWAYS

He backpasses

😂

[tribal light]

15 minutes in

No goal

[strong saddle]

im gonna jump out the second story if they score first

im in a 3 story building

[slate viper]

CLOSE

ZARAGOZA

[sick wasp]

Are we gonna finish the first half with no goals???

[proper wind]

what a save

[slate viper]

Brilliant save tho

[tribal light]

That keeper thinks he's Peter Czech

Get him tf off the pitch

[proper wind]

fr

bryan sat one down

[tribal light]

Zaragoza dribbling man

[proper wind]

😭

[proper wind]

sensational

[slate viper]

How I feel rn

Fernandez 😭

[keen fiber]

Why so many Young Players

[strong saddle]

reserve team

[slate viper]

Half the team is on vacation

[strong saddle]

90% of the senior team isnt playing

[keen fiber]

I wanna See Bayern assault them

[sick wasp]

Tel header miss

[keen fiber]

Not Play with them

[proper wind]

friendly and a good chunk of the senior team is on vacation

introduce a few young talents yk

[keen fiber]

I know man

[craggy siren]

goretzka tho….

[keen fiber]

But 20 min no goal 😭

[tribal light]

Pretty sure the one's who didnt play in the Euros are playing rn

[proper wind]

yeah idk what that's about 💀

[proper wind]

yeah

if fit

olise didn't play euros but has olympics so

[tribal light]

This is depressing

[slate viper]

Bayern rn

[sick wasp]

Man i donr wanna watch this anymore

[tribal light]

I mean yeah, it's our reserve so it ain't that bad

But still

depressing

[strong saddle]

our reserve team is horrible

[proper wind]

bro wtf is this

[slate viper]

🫣

Me rn

[keen fiber]

Nous playing as LF or LB ?

[proper wind]

look the team is only using this as a warm up session soooo

[proper wind]

RB

[slate viper]

Mazraoui man

[kind plank]

0 goals HF😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️s this is ridicules

[tribal light]

They're parking the bus like they're leading 2-1 in the CL final

[proper wind]

ong

they weren't like this last year

[keen fiber]

Ah yes 🤦‍♂️ What am i talkin bout

[hallow robin]

To he fair

To be fair

[sick wasp]

Better than losing by double digits

[hallow robin]

The keeper is playing legit amazing

[sick wasp]

The keeper is good though

[proper wind]

ong

[hallow robin]

I man its also alot of bad luck but holy sh*t that guy did some good saves

[proper wind]

guerreiro already 30yo??

[keen fiber]

Yeah they’ve improved

[proper wind]

damn

[keen fiber]

Rottach egern

[frank marten]

How are we supposed to reclaim our league title if we cant score against rottach

[slim harbor]

Komapny out

[proper wind]

WHAT A SAVE

[tribal light]

Get that fucking Keeper off the pitch

[strong saddle]

oh my days

[proper wind]

ong bro 😭

[dusty totem]

bro the oposing gk is cooking

[tribal light]

FINALLY

GOAL

[proper wind]

LICINA

[slate viper]

LICINA

[dusty totem]

GOAL

[proper wind]

WHAT A GOAL

[strong saddle]

THERE WE GO

[frank marten]

TOR

[slate viper]

😂

[tribal light]

ONLY TOOK THEM 23 MINUTES

[vast copper]

letss goo

[proper wind]

THE TOUCH AND THE TURN AND THE FAKE OMD

[frank marten]

Kompany had the last laugh?

[dusty totem]

licina the new yamal

[proper wind]

PROMOTE BRO

(first time seeing him)

[slate viper]

I can't help but laugh

[tribal light]

LMFAOOO

[vast copper]

we r still not tht good

[tribal light]

2-0

[dusty totem]

GOAAAAAAAL

[tribal light]

IM CRYING

[proper wind]

YOOOO

[slate viper]

2 for licina

[proper wind]

TWO

NAH PROMOTE HIM

[dusty totem]

licina is cooking

[keen fiber]

Lesss go

[hallow robin]

Now its going well

[proper wind]

GORETZKA WHO

[keen fiber]

Now the stone is rolling

[dusty totem]

hes better than yamal

[vast copper]

we promoting him

[strong saddle]

perhaps we spoke too soon

[frank marten]

Woah woah woah, are we gonna overhype bro like Barca fans expecting Yamal to cook Madrid all by himself?

[keen fiber]

Ice is broken

[proper wind]

ykb (what)

[slim harbor]

Only 2 goals in 30 mins 🤡

Komapny out

[slate viper]

Stop talking about Yamal in Bayern chat m8

[proper wind]

fernandez that skill

got the commentator stuttering 😭😭😭

[keen fiber]

😭😭

[frank marten]

Bayern have fallen, its time, we dissolve the club.

[strong saddle]

b-b-but 2 goals in a minute

[tribal light]

3-0

LETS GOOOO

[kind plank]

🫡3

[proper wind]

TEL

[kind plank]

COOOK

[proper wind]

THREE

[slate viper]

LETS GO

[tribal light]

NOW WE'RE TALKING

[dusty totem]

3 goals in 3 mins

[frank marten]

Nevermind

[slate viper]

Goretzka assist

[proper wind]

GORETZKA BEST CM ITW

[sick wasp]

GOALLSSS

[strong saddle]

it took a while, but now we are set

[sick wasp]

3 in succession

[keen fiber]

I wanna see tel molest the defenders

[vast copper]

we going for another 24-0

[sick wasp]

Leon goatretzka

[proper wind]

oh

[keen fiber]

Or yk what bring Irankunda

[proper wind]

i dont think i wanna see that

[proper wind]

word up

[tribal light]

4-0

[kind plank]

Let’s get that 20 GOALS

[tribal light]

LETS GOOOO

[proper wind]

4

LMAOOOO

[slate viper]

GOAL

[frank marten]

We loan Antony before the next rottach game and he scores 6 🗿

[dusty totem]

what a goal

[sick wasp]

Goalll

[tribal light]

Nah Zaragozas dribbling is something else man

holy shit

[proper wind]

fotmob aint even got time to update the score

[proper wind]

fr

[vast copper]

what is even going on now 😭😭

[slate viper]

He's goated

[keen fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-manchester-united-manchester-united-anthony-substitute-gif-7002316418669468610

[kind plank]

4

[vast copper]

they playing so

[slate viper]

Now the feast begins

[tribal light]

No way

[keen fiber]

Now was

[proper wind]

oh

[tribal light]

We conceded

[slate viper]

EGERN SCORED

[sick wasp]

Bruh

[strong saddle]

they got one back

[proper wind]

dier wtf 😭😭

[keen fiber]

Wtf

[kind plank]

Get goretzka out

[frank marten]

Bruh

[keen fiber]

Wtffffff

[tribal light]

This is disgusting

[sick wasp]

dier wth

[kind plank]

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️HOOOW DIER

[tribal light]

Yo what

Handball

[keen fiber]

Hand

[slate viper]

Please don't tell me he got that spurs

[sick wasp]

Bro you're so good smh

[proper wind]

habdball

[frank marten]

HANDBALL

[tribal light]

HOW WAS THAT NOT A HANDBALL

IS THAT THE SPAIN REF

[proper wind]

guys we dont count that fr

[gilded burrow]

what is going on??

[proper wind]

😭😭

[hallow robin]

Lmao

[slate viper]

We don't count that

That's a slobby goal

[slim harbor]

It's 9 tier lol

[proper wind]

fr fr that dont count

[dusty totem]

kompany ball

[kind plank]

No don’t be mad it’s Alr DIER

[proper wind]

trust doesnt countttt

[gilded burrow]

stop scoring so fast 😭

[frank marten]

Germany shall NOT Be cheated again!

NEVER FORGET - NEVER FORGIVE

[tribal light]

Agreed

[vast copper]

friendly they don't care much

[slate viper]

I hate this tent that is blocking this corner

[proper wind]

also no VAR

[proper wind]

same

ngl tho scoring vs bayern is a flex

[kind plank]

Ito is good

[slate viper]

He is on the bench

[proper wind]

he's not on

[kind plank]

Who’s the lw

[vast copper]

how r we winning the ucl like this

[dusty totem]

kompany ball isnt that bad

[kind plank]

That guy is good idk who ever the lw is

[proper wind]

bryan?

[slate viper]

Zaragoza

[kind plank]

I mean rw

[keen fiber]

It fits to us

[proper wind]

mazraoui?

[slate viper]

Mazraoui

[keen fiber]

Unlike tuchel

[scarlet harness]

What’s this bro

[proper wind]

ohhh vidovic

[strong saddle]

wheres 5

[kind plank]

Bro there’s someone that looks alike Ito

[proper wind]

yeah the hair

licina

[tribal light]

SO CLOSE

[kind plank]

32

[proper wind]

yep licina

[slate viper]

Licina almost hattrick

[sick wasp]

Wow licha

[proper wind]

he's pretty good

our own licha

[sick wasp]

So close

[dusty totem]

why is licina shooting so weak

[keen fiber]

Weak foot

[proper wind]

just this one shot i think the others were better

[sick wasp]

Hes trying for accuracy

[tribal light]

Why did he try to tunnel the keeper man, you had so many options

[proper wind]

left footed?

[keen fiber]

Yes

[slate viper]

Guys who watches the campus like live or irl?

[proper wind]

ah

[slate viper]

Egern not ready for Irankunda

[kind plank]

SsssSUIII

[dusty totem]

MAZRAOUI

[slate viper]

MAZRAOUI

[sick wasp]

Goallll

[kind plank]

MAZRAOUI

[proper wind]

MAZRAOUIIII

[dusty totem]

su

sui

[kind plank]

The 32 guy has some flicks

[sick wasp]

Goretzka making the passes

[kind plank]

Bro he’s somehow bad

[dusty totem]

is this an official game

[slate viper]

Yes and No

[frank marten]

goretzka shouldve made the euros squad

[slate viper]

Nah

[proper wind]

no friendly

[sick wasp]

He's pretty bad, this game he's just like fine

[proper wind]

licina

[slate viper]

Fernandez

[proper wind]

i want irankunda ball man

[slate viper]

Calma calma

He's coming

[proper wind]

deserves to be promoted

[kind plank]

4-0 let’s get that 15 cuz Ik it’s not hitting 20 fs

[slate viper]

Idk either why he's in the campus team tbh

[kind plank]

Yh cuz it’s bad team we’re playing agaisnt

[proper wind]

tel dribbling oh my god

😍

[kind plank]

Yh he’s good he has very good flick

[keen fiber]

You think he’ll hit his goal celebration if he scores?

I Hope

[proper wind]

what's his celebration?

[keen fiber]

That backflip flick flack

[proper wind]

ohhh

idts

[keen fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-adelaide-united-aleague-soccer-football-gif-24701553

[proper wind]

yeah i dont think he'll do it

[slate viper]

Aseko getting ready

[proper wind]

W

[slate viper]

In Aseko we trust

[kind plank]

Please just sub off goretzka

[slate viper]

Aseko plays in Goretzka's position

[keen fiber]

Is Perez in vacation?

I would like to see him

[slate viper]

Yes

[keen fiber]

Mhh

[tribal light]

That keeper is pissing me off

[slate viper]

He's gone to Austria on loan

[keen fiber]

Really? I missed that completely

[sick wasp]

Goretzka stocks 📉 📈 📈 📉

[kind plank]

OMG THIS GUY SUB HIM OFF

[tribal light]

Get that keeper off

Sub him off

[proper wind]

WTF IS THSI KEEPER ON

[kind plank]

GORETZKA IS SHITE

[proper wind]

SIGN HIM

[slate viper]

Bro his market value be increasing 10k

[strong saddle]

this keeper gotta go somewhere else

[proper wind]

vinlof?

[slate viper]

Yes

The Swede

[tribal light]

Pretty sure Perez is injured

[sick wasp]

He's got championship level potential minimum

[strong saddle]

peretz is yeah

[slate viper]

Plus he can't play either

[proper wind]

no matteo perez-vinlöf

[strong saddle]

o

[keen fiber]

I mean peretz my Bad

The goalie

[proper wind]

ohhh peretz

[slate viper]

Oh

[tribal light]

Getting Peretz was unnecesarry af

Ngl

[proper wind]

peretz is injured yeah

[proper wind]

peretz?

the goalie yeah 100%

[tribal light]

Yeah

[slate viper]

We should've gotten Mamardashvili 2 transfer windows ago

[keen fiber]

Yeah true

[slate viper]

When we had the chance

[tribal light]

GOAAAAAAAL

[slate viper]

Tel scored

[tribal light]

6

[strong saddle]

6

finally tel

[tribal light]

He already scored one tho

[slim harbor]

3

[slate viper]

He has a hattrick

Rn

[slim harbor]

He scored hat trick

[vast copper]

he gonna make 3

[slate viper]

7

[dusty totem]

tap in

[tribal light]

GOAAAAAl

[slim harbor]

Rpahhaa

[slate viper]

Guerreiro

[strong saddle]

ayyyyy the funnt score

[slim harbor]

Raphhaaaa

[strong saddle]

7-1

[kind plank]

6-1

Oh 7????

[slim harbor]

Yes

[vast copper]

yes

[frank marten]

Deutschland 7-1 Brasil

[keen fiber]

7:1 p

Hahahaha

[slate viper]

Stanisic

Holdddd

[vast copper]

just too good

[keen fiber]

And bayern took a whole half to score the same against 9th division team

Crayyy

[kind plank]

We’re not tuchel is ball was better. This game is so shite…

[frank marten]

Almost half time it couldve been 18-0 if it werent for that rottach gk

[slate viper]

Pavlovic in the background

[dusty totem]

man friendlies are so unfair

[tribal light]

Bayern try not to give Brazil PTSD challenge

[kind plank]

Injured won’t try

[keen fiber]

True

[frank marten]

WE SHOULD SIGN HIM SMH

[slate viper]

Ik

[vast copper]

let's trust him

[tribal light]

I mean honestly, anything between 15-20 goals is fine with me

Also, penalty it seems

Nvm

[vast copper]

nh

[slate viper]

Unnecessary injury

[kind plank]

27 with tuchel is crazy rn kompant we’re stuck at 7 let’s see if we managed to 20

[slate viper]

7-1 up

Embarrassing

Bunch off muppets

[tribal light]

The game was at 44 mins

Why is it ht

What

[frank marten]

honestly if we play like the first 20 minutes of this match we will NOT win anything

[keen fiber]

Why Leon alone there

Tf

Someone help his ahh

[tribal light]

I blame them tbh

They were parking the bus

[kind plank]

That’s what am tryna sayyyyy

[frank marten]

fair play to rottach ngl they are doing better than the last 2 friendlies we had with them

[kind plank]

7-1 HF FUCKKKKKIEYEYEG

[slate viper]

Bro

[kind plank]

WHATS THIS

WE DIDNT EVEN SCORE 10

[slate viper]

He said be aggressive

The team isn't aggressive aggressive

Its passive aggressive

[keen fiber]

Chilll man it’s still a friendly

And half the team is amateurs

More than half

[slate viper]

27-0 last season

Are you lost or something

[keen fiber]

Yeah we had more a team players

[slate viper]

This shows alot of character

[keen fiber]

Okay bro

[strong saddle]

our senior team was playing

[kind plank]

Goretzka is shite

[frank marten]

fair play to rottach they scored against us suprisingly

[slate viper]

Aseko on

[tribal light]

This was our squad back then

You cant compare that man

[slate viper]

Ik

[kind plank]

We had better line up last season

[tribal light]

If Musiala played he would've probably also scored a hatty

[frank marten]

was it after we sold mané?

[tribal light]

Same as Kane

[tribal light]

Yes

I think

Atleast

[slate viper]

Kane would've scored 5 goals imo

[tribal light]

Yeah

So it's not really that bad

And considering that they only scored 1 with a handball

It's fine

[slate viper]

This is the beginning of our delusion

[tribal light]

I mean

They did score with a handball

[slate viper]

Ik

[keen fiber]

Sit back and enjoy the game man please

[slate viper]

But we are saying that it isn't something significant when in reality

[tribal light]

It's ht

[slate viper]

It shows alot of character

[keen fiber]

Bros tryna project a friendly on the whole season

[keen fiber]

I’m not talkin literally

[tribal light]

Ah

[humble trench]

IRANKUNDA TIME

[keen fiber]

💯💯💯

❤️‍🔥

[slate viper]

In kunda we trust

Why did it reply

[humble trench]

fr

[slate viper]

Accidentally replied

[keen fiber]

He is crazy

But I don’t think doue is worth 60+

[slate viper]

Pavlesic

Will cook

Anthony Pavlesic

Give Max Schmitt

A chance maybe?

Arijon Ibrahimovic

Defo change for Rapha

Manuba idk

Irankunda definitely coming on

Idk for who

Min Jae and Ito

For sure

[tribal light]

I have a football tournament tmrw

[slate viper]

[tribal light]

Let me cook

Bayern should sign me

[dusty totem]

imagine beligoal at bayern

[dusty totem]

same

[slate viper]

Upgrade on Goretzka

Significant

[tribal light]

Chat, Simons might not join us

[keen fiber]

😔

[slate viper]

I've read the news 😞

[dusty totem]

if i play at the academy for 3 years i might be able to replace kimich

[tribal light]

Rejecting us for Leipzig is insane man

[keen fiber]

When are they gonna renew musialas contract?

[slate viper]

The whole team

[tribal light]

Boey rw

[slate viper]

Is replaced

[tribal light]

What am i looking at

😭

[keen fiber]

Looks funny

Let’s see

[dusty totem]

sasha boey at wing??

[slate viper]

Yeah

[keen fiber]

He fast

Is Aight

[dusty totem]

na bro i excpect neuer to partner kane

as a ss

[tribal light]

I wanna buy the new red kit so badly

But

[dusty totem]

no money

[tribal light]

100 bucks man

[proper wind]

aznou and irankunda ball

we will feast

trust

[dusty totem]

i wanna se neuer as striker

[proper wind]

i want him at midfielder

[keen fiber]

I feel you

[stark sentinel]

Is Bayern going in on the USA trip like others

[slate viper]

Neuer is on vacation

[strong saddle]

no, were going to korea

[tribal light]

Money isnt really the issue, but i dont wanna waste 100 bucks on a kit man

[stark sentinel]

Why is y’all playing thfc twice tho

[slate viper]

Asia

[slate viper]

Kane dier deals

[proper wind]

part of the kane deal, spurs get all the money

[stark sentinel]

Oh

[stark sentinel]

Ahh

[slate viper]

First touches for ito

[dusty totem]

imagine if kane scores

[proper wind]

kim captain

[proper wind]

he wont be there

[keen fiber]

Ito has aura man

[stark sentinel]

He will

[proper wind]

he wont play bro 😭

[tribal light]

Yeah, Rottach is not attacking

They're parking

so hard

[keen fiber]

Leave them alone Brah

[proper wind]

kompany already confirmed it, kane and a few others wont take part in the asia tour

[tribal light]

It's pissing me off

[slate viper]

Ito shoots

[keen fiber]

They tryna survive

[proper wind]

korea tour i mean

[keen fiber]

😭😭

[tribal light]

Wtf was that

[proper wind]

boey 😭

[tribal light]

Boey just slipped

[keen fiber]

Complete change in dynamic

[strong saddle]

what did bro slip on

[keen fiber]

It’s nice

[tribal light]

But like in the goofiest catoon way

[slate viper]

Irankunda with the pass

[proper wind]

kieran tierney type slip

what number is irankunda

[keen fiber]

Has anyone any clue what Olises back number will be?

[proper wind]

oh boey what a touch

[tribal light]

I might hate the Rottach keeper more than Carvajal

Cant lie

[proper wind]

no reports on it so far

[frank marten]

Boey's aura got touched

[keen fiber]

Okay

[slate viper]

3 mins

No goal

[tribal light]

Nah, that pitch is slippery af

[keen fiber]

What the sigma

[tribal light]

They're all slipping

[proper wind]

fr

[slate viper]

Ito

Almost

[frank marten]

it's summer wtf

has any first team players been subbed on

[slate viper]

The whole team is revamped

[stark sentinel]

Company football looks pretty promising

Kompany*

[frank marten]

Company®

[tribal light]

We can't really tell from this game since many players are just reserve and play out of position

[frank marten]

Aside from Kompany tactics tho

[stark sentinel]

Yeah true

[proper wind]

kim ito boey

[tribal light]

Looking forward to the Tottenham games tho

[proper wind]

yh

[tribal light]

We're currently playing Boey as a rw

[slate viper]

Peretz Buchmann Gnabry Pavlovic all present

Not playing tho

[tribal light]

Just sell Peretz man

And give his salary to Duoe

[slate viper]

Max Schmitt is better anyways

[keen fiber]

Doue isn’t worth that money imo

[strong saddle]

where is 8

[proper wind]

subbed off

[strong saddle]

no, the 8th goal

[tribal light]

Keep in mind we got Palhinha

[proper wind]

oh

[tribal light]

Top 3 CDM's itw

[proper wind]

im convinced we would have been at 20 at least by now if we were playing our full starting 11

[slate viper]

Who comes back for the düren game?

[proper wind]

yeah if we talking real DMs

[tribal light]

Yuh

[slim harbor]

It'd sickening to see how some people are stressing out that we only scored 7 lol we played bayern 2 team lol

[frank marten]

who is playing, peretz or ulli? i cant rlly tell from the stream

[strong saddle]

ulle

[slate viper]

Yeah tbh

[tribal light]

Weren't you the one complaining before

[slate viper]

😂

[tribal light]

????

[slim harbor]

Jokes

[tribal light]

[slim harbor]

I never take this game seriously

[proper wind]

8

[tribal light]

GOAAAAAL

[slate viper]

Ibrahimovic

[strong saddle]

there we go

[tribal light]

Better than Zlatan

[proper wind]

we got the real ibrahimovic

[slim harbor]

Zlatan goal

[tribal light]

[slate viper]

Me as a half Swede would say otherwise

[proper wind]

ulli started and now it's schmitt

[tribal light]

Ito solid so far

Same with Kim

[proper wind]

yeah

[slate viper]

Ito should've shot

[proper wind]

ibrahimovic sweating like crazy

[slate viper]

Viking genes

I also sweat alot even tho I ain't tired

[proper wind]

bro is NOT a viking

[keen fiber]

Hhahahah what is he yapping

[astral ravine]

i needa watch the youth teams more who tf is sadat 😭

[tribal light]

SO CLOSE

[proper wind]

boey so close

[tribal light]

WHAT A TRY THO

[proper wind]

sadat???

[stark sentinel]

wtf

[strong saddle]

nice effort

[slate viper]

Midfielder

[slim harbor]

Classic player

[stark sentinel]

How’s ibrahimovic scored

[slim harbor]

Top with xavi fernandez

[stark sentinel]

Is he not retired

[proper wind]

oh shi i just realized there's a guy called sadat 😭

[stark sentinel]

Or is it his son

[slim harbor]

Very technical

[slim harbor]

His son

[proper wind]

his older brother

[astral ravine]

mudaser sadat

[stark sentinel]

💀choose one

[proper wind]

(he's not related to zlatan)

[tribal light]

GOAAAAAl

9

[slim harbor]

He is

[proper wind]

ez ez

[slate viper]

Irankunda

[proper wind]

huh no he's not

[astral ravine]

how did we concede i can't watch the match yet

[strong saddle]

handball goal

[proper wind]

unless im not going along w the joke 💀

[slim harbor]

Idc he is

[proper wind]

fr fr

[keen fiber]

Common now sub in Kompany

I wanna see our new signing

[proper wind]

DOUBLE DIGITS

IRANKUNDA

[slim harbor]

Which one

[proper wind]

GOAT

[slate viper]

Kunda

[keen fiber]

Vincent

[frank marten]

KUNDA

[strong saddle]

crap quality

[keen fiber]

The new one

[strong saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-goal-football-gif-14081986

[keen fiber]

“Vinnie don’t shoot”

🎯🎯

[proper wind]

kunda's shot power is amazing

[keen fiber]

Frrr

[strong saddle]

this guy needs to be promoted next season

[keen fiber]

He Build like an Mini pekka

[proper wind]

fr

[slate viper]

Clash Royale reference

[proper wind]

ito's passes are great

[slate viper]

Asp Jensen quiet so far for the Dane

[austere river]

I expected more from ito

But its just a friendly

Ibrahimovic is good

[proper wind]

11

[austere river]

11-1

OG

[slim harbor]

Boey

[austere river]

Own goal

[strong saddle]

lmao og

[proper wind]

idk what the keeper drank at HT 💀

[austere river]

He's just an amateur bro

[proper wind]

they're counting it for boey

[austere river]

My biggest flex is that I know someone who knows arijoj Ibrahimovic

[proper wind]

i know but he was insane the first half

[austere river]

Couldn't watch it

Tel got a Hattrick i know that

[proper wind]

yeah without him it would have been like 15-0 at least instead of 7-1

[strong saddle]

whats the time

[austere river]

67'

[proper wind]

9:56 PM for me

[frank marten]

rottach keeper 1st half:
rottach gk 2nd half:

[strong saddle]

67

we aint scoring 20 are we

[proper wind]

[austere river]

No 27 this year

[slim harbor]

7:56

[strong saddle]

i wanted 30

[slate viper]

OH MY DAYS

[austere river]

Irankunda

[proper wind]

damn irankunda so close

[austere river]

DAYUMMMM

[proper wind]

promoteeeee

[strong saddle]

NOOOOO SO CLOSE

[slim harbor]

Farkoooo

[frank marten]

WHAT WAS THAT ATTEMPY

OHH GOD

[austere river]

IT WAS SO GOOD

[frank marten]

PLAY HIM AGAINST B04

[slate viper]

Promote

[proper wind]

12

[frank marten]

PLAY HIM AGAINST MADRID

[austere river]

Irankunda won't be a regular bench player?

[slate viper]

SADAT SCORED

[dusty totem]

what a goal

[austere river]

12

Sadat's good

[proper wind]

i hope not

[slim harbor]

Sadat in fire

[austere river]

I want him AT LEAST on the bench if not starting against clubs like werder

[proper wind]

manuba off, michael scott on?

[dusty totem]

man these friednlies are such jokes

[austere river]

I believe in kompany

[proper wind]

we have a michael scott???

[austere river]

We do

Who's the 48 tho

[proper wind]

whitest name i've heard in a while

[tribal light]

Cant lie

[proper wind]

aznou

[tribal light]

I really like our kits

[proper wind]

same

esp third

[austere river]

Fr

[slate viper]

Yes

[austere river]

My favourite still remains the 2008

[frank marten]

Did the third kit release or nah

[slate viper]

Have to cop one of them atleast

[austere river]

Nah

[proper wind]

mine 95/96 home

[frank marten]

Mines 2002/03 and other Ballack kits

[austere river]

Honestly a nice and simple kit was the 22/23

A classic

[proper wind]

also 97/98 is beautiful