bayern-munich

[astral ravine]

and i'll take the one who can't make passes but can defend over the one who can't do either

we should do it like nagelsmann's double pivot in the nt

laimer plays the andrich role of a proper 6 defending the backline while pavlo plays the dlp role and makes the passes

[astral ravine]

i can't imagine many signings he'll make but i heard he wants bakayoko from psv

don't think a winger should be a priority tho

[nimble thicket]

Kompany to sign underrated ballers

[astral ravine]

psg don't want to sell xavi simons they want to loan him again apparently

no clue why

he can play as a cam but on the right too

[nimble thicket]

PSG things

[astral ravine]

he's quality but he's expensive

[nimble thicket]

Yes

Experience too

[astral ravine]

neuer's more error prone but he can still pull out a great save every now and then

he still has at least another year left

good as a captain too

[nimble thicket]

That save vs kroos was top notch

[astral ravine]

i mean it was but at the same time he's also the reason we weren't 3-1 down by the time that happened

[nimble thicket]

Our defense went sleep completely

[astral ravine]

i pray kompany teaches our cbs how to defend

upa was class under nagelsmann but the amount of blunders since tuchel's came in is mad

[nimble thicket]

Fr

Ig system matters alot in these factors

Team is not organized well

[astral ravine]

something has to have changed when he came in upa was having a good season til then

new defensive system positions the players differently

upa knew nagelsmann's system and nagelsmann signed him because his system requires fast defenders

i think the mistakes would've been more few and far between had there not been a managerial switch but we can't really know

well our next manager was a world class cb himself maybe the players will learn lmao

[fresh ether]

it said thst his not planning his contract

[fresh ether]

his getting old

[woeful cape]

that's not a mistake either, he cant do it all alone

the defense needs to help him

[tribal light]

It was

He had the ball and it slipped out of his hands

[mint lagoon]

kompany known to play attacking football?

[tribal light]

Known to play Pep-Style football

Now I do gotta be honest, I didn't explicitly follow Burnley

But my mate is a City fan and knows Kompany in and out and said he has the potential to cook

Shit

[mint lagoon]

Hmm, pretty similar to how bayern usually play then

what was the difference between tuchel and going to be kompany type of tactics?

was tuchel also pep based tactics?

[tribal light]

Tuchel did a lot of questionable things

I'll never forget our Formation against Leverkusen

That was straight dogwater

I knew the game was over before it even started

[astral ravine]

same with hoffenheim

3atb is impossible for bayern

[tribal light]

We are not Inter Milan

This shit doesn't work with us

[frozen radish]

WE GIVE YOU 500 MILLION EUROS FOR BUYING TOUMAS TUCHELLY

50 YEARS CONTRACT

TODD BOEHLY

🗿🍷

NANDOSUEL NUOER, HURRICANE, JACKIE CHAN, TOUMAS MILDMILNER 🤩

MATH THE LIGHT

What a team

[astral ravine]

why are you on about chelsea almost every time you talk here 😭

[frozen radish]

Because Chelsea 🤝 Bayern

🗿🍷

[astral ravine]

not really

[frozen radish]

no way

BAYERN IS Å GIGACHAD TEAM

YOU HAD MANY CHADS

MULLER, BECKENBAUER, T.MULLER, SEPP MAIER, KAHN, MATHAUS

And so on.

🗿🍷

[astral ravine]

haven't had much to do with chelsea since 2012

oh yea 7-1 in 2019

[frozen radish]

They faced each other in 2005 UCL

[astral ravine]

but chelsea is not 🤝bayern

[frozen radish]

Chelsea won

[frozen radish]

For me they are 🤝

🗿🍷

[astral ravine]

what's your obsession with those emojis as well

after every other sentence

[frozen radish]

They are cool

🗿🍷

And MASCULINE 😤

[tribal light]

2019 truly was our year

[frozen radish]

The best team in the UCL history

[astral ravine]

53 times in this channel alone

[frozen radish]

Without the loss

[astral ravine]

absolutely no clue how hansi flick was the man at the helm for that

[slim harbor]

He thinks he is sigma

[woeful cape]

let brudda cook

[tribal light]

Might be 1 season wonder

[frozen radish]

I am ROCKY BALBOA NOT SIGMA 🍷🗿

[tribal light]

We'll see what he does at Barca

[astral ravine]

what you thinking about hansi flick

[astral ravine]

absolutely is

[slim harbor]

Wtf is balboa

[astral ravine]

underwhelmed at hoppenheim and failed with germany too

[frozen radish]

The worst decision.

[woeful cape]

considering the toxic environment im afraid of what might happen but i trust him

[slim harbor]

Most barca fans are hyping him up

[frozen radish]

I am afraid of that.

🍷🗿

[astral ravine]

ig it's better than no manager

[slim harbor]

1 guy told me madrid aren't ready for flick

[astral ravine]

y'all are gonna do the exact opposite of 22/23

[frozen radish]

That's wild ☠️

[astral ravine]

new record for most goals conceded in a barca season

[sick wasp]

It'd be fun to see madrid losing once in a while with a 4 goals diff

[woeful cape]

ter rorist

[sick wasp]

barca fans are mad too though

[slim harbor]

Noticing

[frozen radish]

Btw. What players would you sell and buy?

[sick wasp]

Same with madrid

[slim harbor]

Terrible talent id

[frozen radish]

What positions need to be upgraded?

🗿🍷

[woeful cape]

we have deco to make up for that thankfully

though deco isnt much better

[sick wasp]

wingers

[woeful cape]

but atleast he's better

[astral ravine]

this man is a terrorist

[sick wasp]

Gnarby is too fragile
Sane needs to be more consistent

[slim harbor]

David raum

[astral ravine]

they're linking barca with half of bayern's squad too

[sick wasp]

Co man is also very injury prone

[slim harbor]

[sick wasp]

Just manage Bayern then

[woeful cape]

the bayern wing needs more depth

[frozen radish]

Kimmich is going to move to Fc Barcelona 🗿🍷

Any thoughts?

[slim harbor]

?

[sick wasp]

I hope not

[astral ravine]

sadly bayern are in need of a good manager rn

[slim harbor]

We already have so much

[ivory raven]

just a rumor, i don't think he will

[astral ravine]

nope

[sick wasp]

It would nice to see kimmich become an full fledged club legend here

[ivory raven]

they are only saying this because flick going to be the barca coach

lolll

[sick wasp]

like Lahm yknow

[woeful cape]

not good enough quality though

[slim harbor]

Kimmich actually doesn't rate flick

[woeful cape]

he's not coming

[frozen radish]

Great

[slim harbor]

Gnabry eaten that

[astral ravine]

i don't think any of the german players do atp

[woeful cape]

bird video merchant

😭 💀

[slim harbor]

Nah thilo kehrer and süle does

[sick wasp]

Wdym by this
I actually have no idea can anyone explain the joke pls

[slim harbor]

Also medcore players like raum Heinrich

[frozen radish]

Gundogan said that Flick is a good coach but soft.

[astral ravine]

hansi flick as germany manager showed the team videos of geese and told them to be more like geese

[frozen radish]

I have always perceived him as a ruthless and strict coach 🗿🍷

[sick wasp]

Tf

[woeful cape]

he was quite stinky in the NT

[sick wasp]

no wonder he failed for germany

[ivory raven]

they would tbf

he was the one who kept giving them chances despite them being shit

[astral ravine]

i have perceived him as an incompetent coach with little to no knowledge about defense and the motivational skills of a man close to offing himself

kevin fuckin trapp was more motivational than hansi flick

the THIRD CHOICE GK

all i can say is pray for barca

[slim harbor]

Let's hire a wrestler next time

Body builder ruthless strict

👿

[frozen radish]

Or Johannes Grimm 🗿🍷

He is called "DICTATOR"

😈

[slim harbor]

We already have a dictator here

Uli hoeneß

Don't need of a other dictator

[quartz sundial]

fake rumours

[frozen radish]

There are so many fakes 😭

Conclusion:

Don't trust Facebook leaks 🗿🍷

[atomic comet]

i don't trust facebook period lol

[tired prism]

Facebook sucks

[strong saddle]

its always sucked

[atomic comet]

the only time i check it is to wish anyone of my friends a HBD who's still on there

[glossy escarp]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1794838246569935026

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨✨ Official: Harry Kane is the 2023/24 European Golden Shoe winner.

Twitter · May 26, 2024, 9:09 PM

[astral ravine]

this is the type of tweet sending i'm tryna see mort

barely 5 minutes top job

[tribal light]

@tired prism tell me ur trolling with that name

[tired prism]

Maybe not

[nimble thicket]

🤣🤣

[sick wasp]

missing @Aidb - Bayern Munich

[nimble thicket]

Aidb brother of dembele or wot

[tired prism]

Get used to Aidb-Real Madrid

[sick wasp]

I can't broo

[tired prism]

Or maybe jump ship to Madrid too

[slim harbor]

Thank God 🙏

[thorny hare]

Is he trolling?

[sick wasp]

man I don't even know

[tired prism]

💀

[slim harbor]

Pleasure to say goodbye to plastic fans

[tired prism]

I should've switched sooner

[slim harbor]

Only good thing happened this season is loosing bandwagons

[tired prism]

Keep being a Bayern fan with ur loser mentality

While I'm switching to a club that actually knows how to win

[frozen radish]

@tired prism I am a bigger Bayern fan than you ☠️

[tired prism]

Good for u

I don't care

I'm a Madrid fan

[frozen radish]

You care because you respond to my message 🗿🍷

[nimble thicket]

Then stop texting here

[tired prism]

Warra logic

[tired prism]

Gladly

[nimble thicket]

Go away

Pathetic

[tired prism]

15 ucls

[nimble thicket]

Claiming like youve won it all

[sick wasp]

would be so funny if Dortmund win

[frozen radish]

They will win

2-1

🗿🍷

[sick wasp]

fullkrug turn up!

[tired prism]

In ur dreams

The final is just a formality

[nimble thicket]

Fullkrug is big game player 🇩🇪

[sick wasp]

nah

[tired prism]

For Deutschland

[sick wasp]

I doubted Dortmund once
I won't another time

[slim harbor]

Wdym?

[frozen radish]

Pff. SULE is the special one 🗿🍷

[tired prism]

It's a final against Madrid lmao

We don't lose finals

Specially with refs

[sick wasp]

so?

[frozen radish]

You will lose

[sick wasp]

What is this guy

[tired prism]

Not with refs by our side

[sick wasp]

man I don't even understand anymore

[frozen radish]

I had a private meeting with Terzic 👀

[tired prism]

To bring him to Chelsea?

[frozen radish]

To plan the training programme before the UCL final 🗿🍷

[tired prism]

What exactly do u not understand?

[tired prism]

Nothing can save him

He's losing

[slim harbor]

Go to #real-madrid 😂

[sick wasp]

I'm gonna play some fc mobile
I can't understand football today

fans*

[slim harbor]

Stop glazing them here

[nimble thicket]

Lol

[slim harbor]

Ea fc mobile in big 2024

😭

[tired prism]

That's my new club

Lmao

[sick wasp]

I just play because most of friends play it
And it doesn't drain my battery or limited internet like crazy

[frozen radish]

Weird times ...

[tired prism]

For Bayern fans

[frozen radish]

Bayern manager - Kompany
Chelsea manager - Maresca

[sick wasp]

who is maressca

[tired prism]

Leicester manager

[sick wasp]

explain pls

[slim harbor]

Leicester

[tired prism]

He's ditched Leicester for Chelsea

[sick wasp]

I see

[tired prism]

Warra stupid move

Gonna flop hard at that toxic club

[frozen radish]

I would understand Thomas Frank or De Zerbi because they trained in the Premier League but this one is weird

[slim harbor]

You are madrid fan and complaining about toxicity

😂

[frozen radish]

Lmao

[tired prism]

I wasn't even talking about Madrid

Madrid lives rent free in ur head

[frozen radish]

I met a lot of toxic rma fans

[tired prism]

Cuz we're that big

[tired prism]

And?

[frozen radish]

They are immature and rude

They think that rma trophies were caused by those idiots ☠️

Where they were in 2004-2010

[nimble thicket]

They don't even respect the opposition team

[frozen radish]

That what I am saying

[strong saddle]

They cry 14 UCLs when they lose

[slim harbor]

Can we talk about bayern here ?

[frozen radish]

Sure

[tired prism]

Cuz we have 14 ucls

About to make it 15

[frozen radish]

What players do you want to sell?

[tired prism]

Kompany

[slim harbor]

Better than tuchel

[nimble thicket]

If kompanys tactic clicks in we'll be fine

[slim harbor]

He will cook

[nimble thicket]

With those players

[tired prism]

We have don carlo

And u have bloody Kompany 😭

[frozen radish]

In Bayern maybe but looking at his coaching skills Tuchel eats Kompany

[nimble thicket]

For how many mins you've been rma fan lmfao

[frozen radish]

Tuchel did a great job at PSG, BVB AND CHELSEA.

[tired prism]

133

[sick wasp]

He was good in ucl for us too

Idk what happened in league games

Prolly leverkusen tax

[nimble thicket]

Only if our players weren't injured

[thorny hare]

You are a disgrace to this sport

Never call yourself a football fan ever again

[tired prism]

Shut up

Ur just jealous

Disgrace

I did the right thing

[thorny hare]

Can a mod ban this guy for trolling?

[tired prism]

Ur not even a Bayern fan

[slim harbor]

Even as trolling he is just offensive towards bayern can't be a real fan 😂

[thorny hare]

Im not?

[tired prism]

Who says I'm trolling?

[tired prism]

Nope

[tribal light]

Why are you doing this mate

[ivory raven]

whys aidb switched teams

[tribal light]

Only god knows

Even if he's trolling

Ion know about that one

[slim harbor]

😂

[slim harbor]

Because he told bayern is trophyless looser mentality small club and madrid will win ucl so no point of supporting bayern so he ditched

[tribal light]

😭

That is actually insane

[tired prism]

Well at least I won't bribe u anymore

[nimble thicket]

Who's this fake

[thorny hare]

Surely u mute him for trolling right

[slim harbor]

😂

[tired prism]

Tf

[thorny hare]

No1 says this stuff without meaning to provoke and just troll

[nimble thicket]

Stop impersonating

[thorny hare]

No1 is this brainless

[tired prism]

This is ashir

[nimble thicket]

What is this Madrid fan doin here

[thorny hare]

?

[slim harbor]

Wrong ping

[thorny hare]

I just want to talk abt football and mainly my club don’t want to deal with trolls like this

Ruining the point of this server

[slim harbor]

He isn't a trolll

[tired prism]

U sound like vini

[slim harbor]

He is a madrid fan

[tired prism]

Troll

[tired prism]

Yes

[thorny hare]

Are you being serious

[nimble thicket]

Trash talks Madrid fans

I love my club

[slim harbor]

If he was a real bayern fan couldn't be this much offensive towards bayern even if as trolling

[tired prism]

I'm not trolling

I've switched

[thorny hare]

Then he is trolling in another clubs channel and should get muted?

[tribal light]

What are you doing here then

If you switched

[slim harbor]

That's why I said you are a madrid fan

[tribal light]

#real-madrid

That's your channel

[frozen radish]

@nimble thicket @tired prism WHAT THE HECK !?

[slim harbor]

Fake account

[thorny hare]

2 options: 1. obvious troll/ rage bait 2. wrong channel and still troll

[slim harbor]

Yea tell the mods

[tired prism]

Leaving anyway

#real-madrid

That's my channel

[nimble thicket]

Go Madrid fan

[tired prism]

Check dms once

[ivory raven]

he’s become a glory hunter

[tired prism]

Wanna jump over to Madrid?

[slim harbor]

We got juppany

[ivory raven]

no

[tired prism]

We'll destroy u at Wembley

[tired prism]

Have they won it yet?

[tribal light]

You became one before

That's even worse

Switching teams because we haven't won anything is actually insane

[tired prism]

I thought about it

Specially after we knocked Bayern out

[tribal light]

Aight dude

[tired prism]

And with the recent appointment of Kompany

[tribal light]

Ur just taking the piss at this point

[tired prism]

Sensible ppl will agree with me

Anyway I'm out

[slim harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-hahahaha-lol-gif-13844527

[tribal light]

Yeah he's just trolling

For fuck knows reason

[tired prism]

That was minutes before

[sick wasp]

I don't understand

[tribal light]

It's fine

[tired prism]

U don't have to

[tribal light]

Have fun in the real madrid channel

We're good

[slim harbor]

Even if as trolling being offensive is not a signature of a true fan

[nimble thicket]

Let's just stop it here and more on

[slim harbor]

😂

[nimble thicket]

🙏MiaSanMia

[slim harbor]

Ok fake aidb

[tribal light]

Idc lmao, i'm not telling him who to support. But takin the piss is just unnecessary as fuck

[sick wasp]

understanding people is harder than understanding quantum mechanics

me in big 2024

[frozen radish]

The evidence that Real Madrid fans are dumb 🗿🍷

No maturity and respect

[deft epoch]

@tired prism welcome to the club

Why the name change?

[tribal light]

Unserious

[astral ravine]

couldn't handle a slight challenge so switched to the easiest club itw i guess

i'll miss the uli hoeneß takes

[tribal light]

I wouldnt even think about leaving Bayern even if we got relegated

[deft epoch]

Imma post an unpopular opinion
|| Bayern munich is still the easiest club to get trophies, leverkusen will tank off next year ||

Kompany getting atleast 1 trophy next year

[astral ravine]

bayern can still probably get a trophy but i wouldn't say it's easier than rma nowadays

but if a trophyless season against an invincible team while reaching ucl semis is really "our worst season in decades" our fans have become mad spoiled

[tribal light]

Leverkusen might be just a 1 season wonder

[deft epoch]

Don't blame fans, blame the club management

[slim harbor]

They overperofrmed

[deft epoch]

They will do well just not THAT well

Top 4 finish next year

[slim harbor]

Good thing bandwagon left

😂

[astral ravine]

i mean can't really blame the management for spoiled fans

can blame the management for a lot of things but not that

[tribal light]

I blame our board for not getting a CDM and relying on Pavlovic

[slim harbor]

We don't need a destroyer!!

[astral ravine]

we can take one as a backup

[slim harbor]

Like onana

[astral ravine]

someone cheap and experienced like norgaard from brentford

won't be a starter will jus be a backup

daley blind type deal

[deft epoch]

I mean in hypothetical scenario this point is always used to not bloster squad

"We r a family
Bayern DNA
We will always run in profits"

[astral ravine]

nah the squad absolutely needs more depth but we can't act like the season was horrible

[slim harbor]

More depth at which section

Mid field .

[astral ravine]

lb and in the double pivot

[deft epoch]

Management to start with

[astral ravine]

i rate eberl

he fought for kompany and he got him

[deft epoch]

When flick was free

[astral ravine]

we can't let uli hoeneß's opinion keep ruling over this club the man is retired

[slim harbor]

No more hoeneß dictatorship

[tribal light]

Uli needs to retire asap

[astral ravine]

yeah

eberl did the right thing

hoeneß was fighting for flick

[slim harbor]

He is already

[deft epoch]

One rare W for Hoeness

[astral ravine]

he already is "retired" 💀

[tribal light]

Hoeneß is stuck in 2020. That man is beyond all good things

He thinks brining Flick will solve everything

[astral ravine]

for you as an rma fan it's a lot better that flick is going to barca

[deft epoch]

Flick is free what worse could happen....Kompany would be out of contract after some time

[tribal light]

For me he isn't retired if he still has a say

[slim harbor]

Next year i feel davies prime incoming

[astral ravine]

yeah he's not really retired he's still a consultant

[tribal light]

Kompany extended his contract till 2028 in 2023

[astral ravine]

a lot worse can happen

flick is not a manager to take the club through a tougher situation

[slim harbor]

Well pep and some good managers are free in 2025

[deft epoch]

I don't believe in judging club managers from national stint

[slim harbor]

Hoppenheim stint

[astral ravine]

i believe in judging club managers from club stints without already world class teams

couldn't take hoppenheim out of the 5th tier even with all of hopp's money

they got promoted after he left

[slim harbor]

Let's see what he does at spain

[deft epoch]

He is opposite of some usual coaches

Guy would get midtable teams borderline relegated

But for top teams he is really good

[astral ravine]

mind you that's only off of one single stint

[deft epoch]

Hopefully Barcelona plays like midtable team

[astral ravine]

that's 2 poor stints to one good one

[deft epoch]

2 seasons at Bayern

[astral ravine]

2nd one wasn't much better

[deft epoch]

And if you say Germany job was disaster u also have to give him little credit as assistant coach then

[astral ravine]

if flick stayed a club manager and didn't become a germany assistant barca wouldn't even sniff in his direction 💀

[slim harbor]

I say 2020 was so lucky

[astral ravine]

i give him very little credit as an assistant coach

[deft epoch]

They r competing for a reputed coach in itself is a big W

Broke club with Laporta as president

Peak cinema

[astral ravine]

flick and löw both aren't master tacticians they just happened to be there during the culmination of a long term project from the dfb

[deft epoch]

Toughest job in world football as of now is being Barcelona coach which was easiest job in world football when I started watching in 2010 ironically

[slim harbor]

Flick 0 at man management 0 at tactics negative talent id

[deft epoch]

You know how good pep, Enrique were when they leave

[astral ravine]

0 at defensive tactics

there's a reason he won with bayern he was only good at attacking

useless piece of shite when it came to defending

[deft epoch]

You don't need to be world class tactician to do well....just see 1st UCL of Chelsea

[slim harbor]

In 2020 16th place chelsea worst barca side lyon and psg with thilo kehrer and bernat at defence fooled casuals

[astral ravine]

lyon absolutely would've scored if they weren't terrible finishers that day

[slim harbor]

Tuchel is 10x better defensive tactician than flick ever will be

[deft epoch]

Even the 10th UCL of Madrid....ancelloti despite being world class coach wasn't that great as coach that season

[slim harbor]

Missed 3 big chances in first 20 minutes

[deft epoch]

Individual brilliance won Madrid 10th UCL and he was great motivator kind of

[slim harbor]

Ancelotti atleast have power of friendship great man manager

[deft epoch]

Not a tactical genius that season

[astral ravine]

ye löw was a good man manager

the team was made of world class players who already knew each other at club level and löw had their respect

flick has neither

[deft epoch]

Tuchel would have been Pep level manager if guy doesn't have fallouts with everyone

[astral ravine]

poor tactician and poor man motivator

[slim harbor]

Saf was also wasn't that great tactican tbf but good man manager

[astral ravine]

saf used a simple 4-4-2 and he used it well

pair that with being a great man manager and that's a class coach

[slim harbor]

Same to heynckes

[deft epoch]

I disagree on both....he was a good headmaster though

[slim harbor]

Great manager like a father

[deft epoch]

He was a good tactician

[slim harbor]

Yep

[deft epoch]

Not every old man is family guy

[astral ravine]

heynckes was tho

[slim harbor]

Heynckes was .

[deft epoch]

Nah he had good tactics

[astral ravine]

you can have both

and heynckes had both

[slim harbor]

Ottmar hitzfeld also

[deft epoch]

Yeah

[slim harbor]

Van gal was a great tactical king but terrible man manager

[astral ravine]

the best managers are both good man managers and good tacticians

tuchel is a good tactician but poor man manager

flick...

flick has neither

[slim harbor]

Neither good talent I'd also

[astral ravine]

yep

[deft epoch]

Not necessarily.... 🤔🤔

[slim harbor]

Why

[astral ravine]

you need at least a little bit of one if you're really good at the other

pep's jus an ok man manager but he makes up for it as a tactician

[deft epoch]

Pep isn't a good man manager don't go by press conference but a good tactician

And someones you ain't good at any one

And win UCL

Chelsea 2012

[astral ravine]

flick ye

[deft epoch]

He was decent that year

Like it or not

You can't have players performing like that with a toxic environment

[slim harbor]

That you call luck

[deft epoch]

That too just after Kovac got sacked

He was good at man management

And also tactics were good for type of football he wanted to play

[slim harbor]

😂

Kovac was the most toxic coach at Bayern last decade

[astral ravine]

got a world class team and the players knew each other well

he himself did nothing

[astral ravine]

not for the type of football bayern should play

[deft epoch]

Y r people forgetting that Kovac lost the dressing room

Before flick came

It ain't like they were happy bunch of players when flick came

[astral ravine]

exactly kovac was gone the players in the dressing room were still with each other

[astral ravine]

they weren't happy with kovac

kovac got sacked

it's not like flick had much to do

[deft epoch]

If they weren't happy with flick....he would have got sacked

[tribal light]

Kovac was ass

Straight ass

He literally contributed almost 0

To the team

[astral ravine]

you don't have to be a good man manager to get players happy

the difference in how flick is perceived in germany and outside of germany is so interesting

people in germany know flick's a fraud we're jus waiting for everyone else to catch up

[tribal light]

I wouldn't say fraud

[astral ravine]

i would

[tribal light]

But I'd say he just has no backing stats

He just had 1 amazing season with Bayern

[astral ravine]

i rate flick as much as i rate zidane, one good stint with already world class teams don't impress me

[tribal light]

You'd have to watch Flick over the long term to actually judge him

[astral ravine]

neither one was a good option for this bayern team

[tribal light]

Wasn't about who's good for us in recent weeks ngl

It was about who's left

[astral ravine]

kompany's a better option than flick or zidane rn tho

[tribal light]

I personally rate Kompany higher than Flick

[slim harbor]

Would you rate flick if he turned over barca situation now

Competition with Madrid super team

[astral ravine]

sadly i doubt he will

[tribal light]

Doubt it

[slim harbor]

*if

I would rate him then

[tribal light]

I doubt Flick will have a big impact at Barca

[slim harbor]

But very doable

[tribal light]

Barca has a structural problem

Like us

A manager can't fully fix it on his own

[astral ravine]

we'll have to see what happens

[deft epoch]

Barca has a much bigger problem

[tribal light]

Bayern started off the Transfer season last summer so good with Kane and KMJ

And then they just called it a day

Didn't even bother for a CDM

[deft epoch]

They should be signing managers like graham potter at best

[slim harbor]

Palinha deal fell off was good tbf

I would have a ball carrier

[tribal light]

Financially mostly

[deft epoch]

Nah

Their club is legit a mess

[tribal light]

Thing is, Fulham demanded way too much for him

Cause after he had to go back, he extended

For fuck knows reason

[slim harbor]

Whatever it's a blessing in disguise

[deft epoch]

Imagine begging a manager to stay and when u finally convince him

And he says to tamper expectations

You sack him

[slim harbor]

There is vote this year at barca so laporta doesn't want to expose himself

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1795099497757909313?t=f1plRdHUpdQaU5DQCLAuaA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Hansi Flick appreciates Joshua Kimmich a lot, but a potential move to Barcelona is not a hot topic at the moment. FC Bayern remains Kimmich's first point of contact. So far, concrete contract talks with Bayern have not taken place. The full focus is on the Euros. Several clubs

Twitter · May 27, 2024, 2:27 PM

[deft epoch]

Bartameu was no better

[tribal light]

That's even worse than us sacking Nagelsmann for nothing

[deft epoch]

And barca ironically won a lot during bartameu and laporta time

[slim harbor]

I don't regret sacking nagelsmann tbf

His football is so boring to watch

So much expirements

[deft epoch]

Kompany would play very exciting football

Just like his last job at Burnley

[slim harbor]

Better than nagelsmann ball if he can implement

[deft epoch]

He would try to drill short passes

Lopetigui type

Not pep or xabi type

Coz both pep and xabi teams r great in transitions especially longballs from CB and DMF

Even though most people perceive pep from outside as a possession coach...one of his major pros in Mancity is quick transition in counter and CB,DMF longball ability

[tribal light]

Thomas Muller leaving professional football will have a much bigger impact than Reus and Kroos leaving together

https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977

[astral ravine]

nahhhh

the passing was fluid and fun, players had their chances to dribble and cut in the box

the goals were spread across the entire team everyone had a shot

[tired prism]

It was a long time coming

After we knocked Bayern out

[tired prism]

U serious?

[upbeat otter]

If Kompany gets rid of his ego

or atleast dials it down

Then I think he can succeed

[deft epoch]

Which message?

Ah

Just messing around seeing your username

[frozen radish]

SIGMA 🗿🍷

[tired prism]

Well I'm not messing around

[sick wasp]

Dier is the best one

De light is close

dier was doing great even with the Kim min jae

in ucl first leg vs rma

If we had a clone of dier
We would have conceded no goals

Dier even guided Kim to cover for the first goal
second pen was Kim being Kim
Because you see dier was already covering rodryo

He can be useful when we lack good defenders

yeah but again Kim should've covered the distance

Laimer and pavlovic did better

In 2nd leg

He's very young too

laimer did win back the ball multiple
Iirc

he should be given more minutes
But not too much

we dont want him to get exhausted

We should give youngsters time like how pep does

yeah when we don't have mids we can play him

I really hope we get some good wingers this summer

our current ones are way too inconsistent

gnarby is glass
Coman is also very injury prone and sane inconsistent

Legit only scored against arsenal and dipped in ucl

yeah

we must not lose musiala this summer

best player for us after Kane

[tired prism]

What if u do?

[sick wasp]

uh buy wirtz?

[tired prism]

He's coming to Madrid in 2025

[sick wasp]

ok let him go

[tired prism]

We don't want Davies

You can keep him

[deft epoch]

You really changed clubs?

[sick wasp]

yeah just only if
Or just yknow invest in squad

[deft epoch]

[tired prism]

Hell yeah

[deft epoch]

[tired prism]

I did

Idc I'm a madridista now

I'm not trolling my own fans

[long terrace]

he WHAT

even I'M not that delusional

[hallow robin]

Imagine switching clubs because of a semi good season

Worst type of football fan

[tired prism]

Semi good season really?

[tribal light]

Let him be

We don't need fake fans

Source?

[hallow robin]

You guys lost the league. It happens. Deal with it

A real fan supports his Club no matter how dark the times are

[tired prism]

Nah we beat Bayern in the semis

[hallow robin]

When real doesnt win the league will you just switch clubs again?

[tired prism]

I had to switch

[tired prism]

Idc about the league

[hallow robin]

I mean you are probably trolling but anyways

[tired prism]

I want ucl

[hallow robin]

Ok

[tired prism]

I don't troll

[hallow robin]

Glory hunter

[tired prism]

Madrid farm ucls for fun

So it was a no brainer

[hallow robin]

Im not even a bayern fan myself but yes you all should be happy when those glory hunters leave the club

It just makes me slightly angry cause these people are not football fans

[tired prism]

No glory hunter will join Bayern in a while

[tribal light]

We don't care

[hallow robin]

Thats literally great for bayern

That people like you leave the club

[tired prism]

Glory hunters are smart

They switch when the time is right

[tribal light]

👍

[hallow robin]

They are the worst type of football fan

Imagine not being able to handle a bad season

What kind of mentality do you have

Must be a very bad one

[tribal light]

It's fine, no need to convince him

[hallow robin]

Yeah

I know

[tribal light]

If he has this mindset

Don't want him either

[hallow robin]

Yep

[tired prism]

A smart one

[hallow robin]

I will leave it at that.

[tired prism]

Anyway #real-madrid

[slim harbor]

Arguing with Madrid fan 😭

Wowzer Davies leaving

[ivory raven]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1795387934566162588

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Vincent Kompany's first project at Bayern, alongside Eberl and Freund, is to create clarity in the case of Alphonso Davies, because the Canadian is currently blocking Bayern's transfer plans in the position. The club wants to know whether Davies will extend his contract,

Twitter · May 28, 2024, 9:33 AM

[hallow robin]

yeah what am i doing with my life lmao

[long terrace]

Yeah we need clarity this is dragging on for no reason

[tribal light]

Davies as a LW yes

LB no

Get Theo Hernandez

Kompany already said he wanted to bring us Star players

This project could become so fucking good

I trust him

[nimble thicket]

Kompany 🙏

[tired prism]

Lmao

[nimble thicket]

I want more star players in this club 🙏

[tired prism]

Kane

[deft epoch]

After that I want cameras in dressing room

Peak content

Bayern insiders series

Fc Hollywood 2.0

[tribal light]

Sure

[deft epoch]

[slim harbor]

The source of this news is Tz münchen

69th tier news

[woeful cape]

bros dropping a masterclass troll 😭

[tribal light]

He aint trolling

He switched from Bayern to Real

[woeful cape]

what

[quartz sundial]

guys

sign De Jong pls

[tribal light]

Mhm

[tribal light]

Nahhhh

😭

[quartz sundial]

pls

pls

he's really good

sign him

60 million

[tribal light]

💀

[quartz sundial]

and he's yours

[tribal light]

Do you think I'm not following La Liga

😭

Bomboclat

[quartz sundial]

pls sign him

[tribal light]

Surely a Prem club will want him

[quartz sundial]

he scored against Getafe

[tribal light]

LMFAO

[quartz sundial]

and did a very good pass against Valencia

and was insane at the start of the season

[quartz sundial]

yh Arsenal

but they are focusing on Bruno G

[tribal light]

[quartz sundial]

pls

this is a gift

[woeful cape]

yea

[quartz sundial]

cuz u gave us Lewa

[woeful cape]

take dingdong pls

[quartz sundial]

and Flick

[astral ravine]

taking flick was not a gift from us

it was a gift from you

[woeful cape]

are you playing into the troll too or is he deadass

😭

[tribal light]

It's not a troll

[quartz sundial]

nah from u

[astral ravine]

whether he's trolling or not i hope he keeps doing it

[tribal light]

We dont claim him anymore

[astral ravine]

some of the worst bayern takes in the server

[quartz sundial]

guys De Jong take him

[tribal light]

Should've seen how he behaved when we got Kompany

[astral ravine]

been behaving like that ever since it was confirmed tuchel's leaving

[tribal light]

Bro is literally the Uli Hoeneß of this Server

[quartz sundial]

was he mad

[astral ravine]

kept whining about every single manager about any rumor he heard and begged the board to get flick

[tribal light]

He was hoping for the deal to fall through after it was closed

😭

Like the fuck dude

[quartz sundial]

😭😭😭

[quartz sundial]

dw he'll own him soon

[astral ravine]

he won't

flick is not a good manager

i felt bad for barca fans after hearing they got him

[quartz sundial]

u can't base it off international when it comes to him managing for club

[tribal light]

You know that Barcelona took a hugeeee risk with Flick. He could've just been a 1 season wonder with us

[astral ravine]

i can base it off of club tho

he was dogshit with hoffenheim

jus got lucky with bayern as a one season wonder

[tribal light]

You could say any other manager could've won the treble with us in 2020

Not like Flick scored all those goals

[astral ravine]

not any other manager, kovac couldn't have done it

[tribal light]

That team was just mental

[astral ravine]

any half decent manager with the right system could've won it

and flick was that

[quartz sundial]

he reached the quarters the season after

[tribal light]

Where we lost to Villareal?

Oh, nvm

That was Nagelsmann

[quartz sundial]

his system is very attacking tho

[astral ravine]

nah that was the season after that

his system is so attacking that he completely disregards defense

[quartz sundial]

so no wonder why u scored more

[tribal light]

Barca could prove us wrong doe. We'll see what he cooks with you

[astral ravine]

and when your team isn't good enough at attacking to make up for that it exposes how bad his defensive tactics are

[quartz sundial]

and I believe Barca fans will take time with him

bc they know the players won't adapt quickly

hope the board sees it as that too

our players are very weak physically so I expect a lot of injuries

[astral ravine]

barca broke some record about least goals conceded itl last season ye?

[quartz sundial]

well tied most cleansheets in a season

[astral ravine]

yeah flick's gonna do the opposite of that

[quartz sundial]

not like our defence has been good this season 🤷‍♂️

[astral ravine]

exactly he's gonna make it even worse

[quartz sundial]

we conceded more than double what we conceded in La Liga last season

[astral ravine]

there's a reason hansi flick holds the record for the longest streak without a clean sheet for bayern in the 21st century

[quartz sundial]

44 goals conceded in 38 games

worst since god knows how long

the worst since the 2002/03 season where we conceded 47 goals

and finished 6th

[astral ravine]

watch flick's barca break 50

[woeful cape]

B.A.C(ubarsi).K is back

we'll defend better

dw

[quartz sundial]

it 100% would if Araujo leaves

[woeful cape]

we had the best defense last season, balde injury affected our defense immensely

[quartz sundial]

cook

[woeful cape]

cancelo cant defend when it matters

[astral ravine]

balde, andreas christensen, kounde

[quartz sundial]

I always rathered Balde over Cancelo

[astral ravine]

3atb 🔥

[quartz sundial]

no

[woeful cape]

christensen defense in big 2024 💀

put cubarsi in there

[astral ravine]

flick can do that

[woeful cape]

chrizzy cdm

[sick wasp]

Wasn't he good in like 22/23?

[astral ravine]

do not underestimate the bounds of flick's horrible defensive tactics

[woeful cape]

he was

he still is

[quartz sundial]

Balde Cubarsi Araujo Kounde is our best defence

[woeful cape]

but cubarsi is better in our back 4

[sick wasp]

Is cubarsi just better

[woeful cape]

yes

[sick wasp]

cubarsi seems good

[astral ravine]

do not be surprised if you see a back 3 in barca next season

[quartz sundial]

we'll keep a lot of cleansheets with this

[woeful cape]

not with flick 💀

but the defense will still be solid

[quartz sundial]

nah Araujo carry job

he'll stop every counter attack

until he gets another red card

[woeful cape]

💀

anyways

[quartz sundial]

hope we get Frimpong

[woeful cape]

we are not

i really wonder if kompany will succeed at bayern

[quartz sundial]

he might be bad defensively but for 40 million and he's pacey fast so it'll give our defence time to catch up

[sick wasp]

60/40
But yes probably will

I believe this guy

[quartz sundial]

good that Bayern fans are backing him

imagine if we got Kompany 😭

[tribal light]

Kompany said he'll bring us top players

He has connections

[sick wasp]

I mean tbf

[tribal light]

I trust him

[quartz sundial]

earthquake will happen

[sick wasp]

No one believed xabi

[woeful cape]

i think kompany will be good

[sick wasp]

Or even Xavi

[quartz sundial]

volcanoes will erupt

[sick wasp]

But both were great in first seasons for their respective clubs

[quartz sundial]

cuz he's our legend

[sick wasp]

same with arteta too right?

he made arsenal better
Trophies he can win

sometimes
But yeah he will win some soon

[quartz sundial]

what I'm saying is that if Kompany was our manager the entire Spain will explode with hate

which I can understand

[sick wasp]

really?

why though

is it because like he has no experience in Spain and stuff?

[quartz sundial]

a relegated manager coming to manage us in a bad time

🤷‍♂️

[sick wasp]

that makes sense

[quartz sundial]

media pressure Barca pressure

dressing room

[sick wasp]

hope flick does good at barca

[quartz sundial]

we need an experienced manager

[astral ravine]

i hope flick flops at barca i like being proven right

[quartz sundial]

I'm worried we won't give him time

[tribal light]

We got the same issue tbh

We give our trainers like 1 season

And if they dont win the treble we sack them

That's how it feels for me atleast

[quartz sundial]

I hope Barca's board knows we won't do good at the start

change of system

change of physical preparation

a lot of injuries will happen

a lot of games where we don't finish the job off

[nimble thicket]

Flick will deliver it's guaranteed!!

Cya tomorrow

[astral ravine]

it's as guaranteed as bayern winning 4 ucls in the next 3 years

[slim harbor]

Even tho I don't hate barca but want to see flick flopping badly

Sextuple season still hiding that horrendous manager

Should be exposed everywhere

[tired prism]

Flick to flop at Barca

I'll be there

[slim harbor]

You wanted him at bayern

[tired prism]

Yea

But now that he's at Barca

I wanna see him flop badly

Fkin hate that club

[slim harbor]

Ok madrista

[tired prism]

I used to be a Barca hater even before lol

When I was a Bayern fan

[tribal light]

I cant take you seriously anymore dude

I really cant

😭

[upbeat otter]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1795502169346482620

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Leroy Sané, on the other hand, could benefit from the appointment of Vincent Kompany. Both know and appreciate each other from their time together at Manchester City. Sané is very open to extending his contract beyond 2025. He wants to have the perspective of Champions League

Twitter · May 28, 2024, 5:07 PM

[long terrace]

Bro how fast do you switch teams?💀

[tribal light]

Please just drop it

[long terrace]

[tribal light]

😭

[strong saddle]

Bro switched sides

I didn't even realize 😭

[long terrace]

he‘s gonna switch again should madrid lose on Saturday 💀

[strong saddle]

Probably

[tribal light]

Nobody claims him anyway

Even madrid fans in here called him fake

Just let him do his thing

As long as he doesn't come in here to troll everything's fine

[woeful cape]

bro when even vardridista dogs dont claim u

thats when u know its over

[long terrace]

i feel like that’s all he’s doing lmao

[long terrace]

well thats worse

[tribal light]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-side-eye-meme-gif-7342782203446435526

[tired prism]

It's finally over

[nimble thicket]

Nop

[tired prism]

Tf?

[nimble thicket]

cough cough wrong username

[woeful cape]

was it a gimmick

[astral ravine]

should've stayed with rma nobody really wants you here now

[slim harbor]

His football relates takes fits him a club like madrid tbf

Bayern might be a wrong club for him

😂

[woeful cape]

nah

yall cooking him too hard 😭

honestly i feel bad

[astral ravine]

was his decision

[tired prism]

Do u think I give two fcks about that?

[tired prism]

Uli is at Bayern

[tired prism]

Yea

To troll vardrid fans

[tribal light]

That's like the worst troll i've ever witnessed

[tired prism]

All I did was flex the 14 ucls and say cry more

Like a typical vardrid fan

[tribal light]

You literally made the whole channel dislike you

For what?

For nothing

[nimble thicket]

Lol

[strong saddle]

My man made himself public enemy #1

[tired prism]

Well everyone was dumb enough to fall for it so

[tired prism]

Lmao

[nimble thicket]

Aidb - Hala Madrid is better

[tired prism]

Eww

Fkin hate that club

VARDRID

[slim harbor]

https://x.com/FCBayern/status/1795832943858143309?t=_VQkloTtVwhkOK2jDRr1rg&s=19

FC Bayern München (@FCBayern) on X

Vertrag bis 2027: Vincent Kompany neuer Trainer des FC Bayern. 🔴⚪

🔗 https://t.co/RvWniZuMxF

#MiaSanMia #FCBayern

Twitter · May 29, 2024, 3:01 PM

[quartz sundial]

Flick and Kompany announced on the same day

[quartz sundial]

Neuer 😭

[mossy cave]

Idc what transfer happens this summer, this is the craziest of em all

Barcelona get Flick, One of only 2 people ever to get a sextuple

you get a bald guy who just relegated a side to the championship 😂

[strong saddle]

Even Dr strange couldn't fix this

He can travel to thousands of multiverse and not one of them would see us in a good state

[slim harbor]

Flick is one of the worst manager to ever grace this sport

[quartz sundial]

you'll be proved wrong

Insha Allah

[slim harbor]

I am never wrong

[quartz sundial]

u will be

[nimble thicket]

Barca fans r so excited to have flick

[lone comet]

for good reason

[lone comet]

what a joke take 😂 flick turned us into a pressing powerhouse

[nimble thicket]

Flick just needs his type of players that's all

[lone comet]

flick doesnt need or want superstars hes makes the players he has play his way of football that made him an expert i think barca bought him to turn there existing players into a team worthy of trophies and not to sign super stars to help him

[deft epoch]

Gegenpress with pedri, de jong type players is madness

Flick will change his style

Or get sacked

Simple

[lone comet]

no he will continue with his high press tactic

if he adapts his play style it will be useless

hes an expert in making his teams press and if barca dont use that it will be a waste

[lone comet]

they will have to learn and adapt to flick ball

[slim harbor]

He was just lucky he had prime lewy coman gnabry davies that's it other than that 0 tactics 0 Man management 0 talent id flopped in hoppenheim even using sap money

Also the worst coach in germany nt

[lone comet]

false he made a old muller into a technical midfielder that worked in the backline he turned the rookie davies into a speedy attacking left back and brought the best out of kimmich , pavard and Boateng those prime players 100% helped but flick ball carried the rest of the team all the way