bayern-munich

[devout edge]

It's just me wanting Dortmund to be a world class team

[manic sigil]

Oh

[astral ravine]

was my favorite option but i don't know if he speaks english

[devout edge]

Bayern and Dortmund would have been some rivalry if they both were top teams

[manic sigil]

So what

[astral ravine]

dreadful lineup

[manic sigil]

Coman speaks Italian

[devout edge]

Bayern with 89 pts, Dortmund with 88 pts

[manic sigil]

He can translate bruh

[devout edge]

It would be cool if that happened

[tired prism]

Bayern vs Newcastle

[astral ravine]

that's not what a rivalry is

[tired prism]

We'll be there

[manic sigil]

Bayern can hire a translator it’s not really an issue

[tired prism]

Nah

[astral ravine]

a rivalry isn't jus two good teams being rivals jus because they're both good

[manic sigil]

Yea

[devout edge]

Well if two teams r the best in their league

There'll be a bit of hatred there'

[manic sigil]

No

[astral ravine]

it's still not a rivalry

[manic sigil]

Bruh are you dense

[astral ravine]

they're jus the two best in the league

[devout edge]

Because they are both in each others ways

[tired prism]

No

[devout edge]

I consider it a rivalry because they both are in each others way but ur right it's not a proper rivalry

[tired prism]

Bayern and Dortmund have literally never hated each other

[devout edge]

Where there is hatred

[tired prism]

It's just competition

[woeful cape]

if you want an example of real rivalry go to like

[manic sigil]

Do we have to say again that Bayern literally are the only reason Dortmund exist today

[tired prism]

Not a heated rivalry

[woeful cape]

spain

fcb vs rma

[astral ravine]

there isn't

[tired prism]

Bilbao vs Sociedad

[manic sigil]

Bayern gladbach is a rivalry

[woeful cape]

basque derby

[tired prism]

The biggest derby in Spain

[woeful cape]

amazing rivalry

[manic sigil]

1860 Munich too

[tired prism]

Yes

[astral ravine]

not really 😭

[tired prism]

Revier derby is amazing

[manic sigil]

Betis Sevilla

[tired prism]

Biggest one in Germany

[devout edge]

Hannover vs Braun is a proper rivalry

[astral ravine]

nürnberg n 60 are significantly bigger rivals to bayern than gladbach

[devout edge]

Both teams hate each other

[tired prism]

Koln Gladbach

[astral ravine]

vs braun 😭

[manic sigil]

Bruh did you know if koln get relegated there are no more rivalries in the bundesliga

[tired prism]

Who tf is Braun?

[devout edge]

That's short

[tired prism]

That sucks I want Schalke back

But it's impossible next season

[astral ravine]

braunschweig but it's a made up shorthand

i don't think anyone's ever just said braun to refer to braunschweig

[manic sigil]

Tbh Bayern just like need to chill

Real took a year or two to rest

[noble marsh]

Hello

[nimble thicket]

Hey

[nimble thicket]

For Sunil chhetri's farewell I want Bayern vs India again 😭🥹

[slim harbor]

Wdym

[unique spruce]

gonna be 8 or 9 nil this time around bruh

farewell is supposed to be wholesome not a humiliation 💀

[sick wasp]

i don't think tuchel wouldn't want to produce results like thay

And it either ways it's a friendly so tuchel will chill im pretty sure

[frozen radish]

CHHETRI IS A CHAD. HE NEEDS FAREWELL 🗿🍷

[unique spruce]

last time it was 4-0 bayern lol

[unique spruce]

he does he does

[sick wasp]

damn

But I do think

we will not do that if that happens now

[sterile bison]

https://x.com/centregoals/status/1791017849592668355?s=46

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Thomas Tuchel is set to REMAIN as coach at Bayern! 🇩🇪✅

Bayern is now focusing on finalizing the agreement with Tuchel. ⏳

[@Plettigoal]

Twitter · May 16, 2024, 8:08 AM

🤨

[deft epoch]

[tired prism]

Reliable source?

[slim harbor]

You don't know about plettigoal 😑

[finite haven]

Yeah

[finite haven]

Lol so?

[tired prism]

I only know Bayern and Germany

[finite haven]

Follow Augustus too.

He generally has good opinions

Stop that neuer is funny, but he also has some great opinions

[noble marsh]

Bayern

Munich

Let's go

Any Bayern fans

@finite haven @sick wasp @tired prism we are Bayern fans let's go

[finite haven]

Always bro

[sick wasp]

Lets go

But what is the meaning of this message

I don't understand

[astral ravine]

i'll be fr it looks like an alt

created acc yesterday, joined yesterday

[woeful cape]

i think its just a new guy 💀 they just built like that

[astral ravine]

nah but they immediately recognised who the bayern fans are it's suspicious this quickly ngl

[woeful cape]

chat history

[astral ravine]

who tf reads that 😭

[woeful cape]

idk

people or smth

they were all in the chat just before he came in

[astral ravine]

didn't ping the people who aren't bayern fans tho

tbf it doesn't matter that much either way

[finite haven]

He say the bayern channel history

Bayern ceo and aidb Bayern munich aren't hard to guess what team they support

And I was the last one to send a message

• I think he saw me fighting with madrid and liverpool fans in #1238467149127749712

[tired prism]

@noble marshare u an alt?

[noble marsh]

No

Why you asking it @tired prism

[tired prism]

Cuz u are

[manic sigil]

Were linked to Theo

That’s interesting…

[tired prism]

Just get him

[manic sigil]

No cause

[tired prism]

Cause what?

[manic sigil]

Wouldn’t Kimmich be playing rb

[tired prism]

Yea

[manic sigil]

And then phonzie left

[tired prism]

He'll be our lb

[tired prism]

Sell that bastard

[manic sigil]

The only thing I see that’d work is

[tired prism]

Davies must be sold

[manic sigil]

Formation change

[tired prism]

Eh

I don't see it

[manic sigil]

Cause phonzie is world class bruh

[tired prism]

One game

[manic sigil]

If you disagree you are just biased cause he said he wanted to leave

[tired prism]

He's not world class

He hasn't improved since 2020

And one good game against his future club won't change my opinion

[manic sigil]

And he’s still been the best left back in the world

[tired prism]

🤡

[manic sigil]

Actually he’s apparently stopped being linked to real

[tired prism]

He can't even defend

[manic sigil]

Well neither can our centre backs Tbf

[tired prism]

De ligt can

So can dier

[manic sigil]

Not our other 2

[tired prism]

Upa can't

Kim idk

[noble marsh]

Of who

[tired prism]

Let's give him another season

[tired prism]

Someone

[manic sigil]

Tbf kmj has not played since like October and tuchel puts him in and wonders why he sucked

[tired prism]

What was he supposed to do?

[noble marsh]

Are you in that cricket server?

[tired prism]

And kim was our staring cb till afcon

[tired prism]

Who are u?

[manic sigil]

Well he played Asian cup but yea

[noble marsh]

In the cricket server they thought I am aidb

Alt

Cause i am a Bayern fan

And kkr

[tired prism]

Yeah

[tired prism]

Lmao

[noble marsh]

And they thought I am umar+aidb

[tired prism]

Lmfao

[tribal light]

You're mental

[tired prism]

Definitely is

[noble marsh]

Why you got ban

[tired prism]

One good game won't change my opinion

[manic sigil]

Well phonzie isn’t naturally lb

[tired prism]

Not talking about it here

[manic sigil]

That’s why I think a formation change would work

If we get Theo

[noble marsh]

Ok

[tired prism]

We need a proper lb who can defend

[tribal light]

He low-key never said once he wanted to leave

That's Real Madrid Fans saying that

Prove me otherwise

[tired prism]

Davies out

[manic sigil]

Idk

[tired prism]

Upamecano out

Gnabry out

[manic sigil]

Whatever I saw from fabrizio

[tribal light]

Fabrizio said that Davies is negotiating his Salary, wants an increase and Real had interest in him

[tired prism]

Here we go merchant

[tribal light]

Davies never explicitly said he's gonna leave

Especially for Real

Same case with Alaba

Alaba didn't leave us cause he was desperate to join Real

He left us cause he wanted a salary increase which we didn't offer

Same with Toni Kroos

Kroos didn't leave us either cause he was desperate to join Real

He wanted a salary increase and the bosses told him he's not worth it

That's why he joined Real

If we increased salaries of both Alaba and Kroos, both would most likely never had worn the Real Madrid kit

[sick wasp]

Kroos is class

why did we let him go

[tribal light]

^

[manic sigil]

Bayern board is stingy tbh

[sick wasp]

We are going to lose alot of players like this if we just
Let them go because we couldn't give an extra 1m euros

[dense valley]

Hello bayern fans

[dusk stag]

ngl harry kane needs to get faster

[strong saddle]

hes not going to

hes gonna be 31 soon

[deft epoch]

Thing is kroos deserved a pay rise big mistake from Bayern

Davies on the other hand hasn't performed well

Different scenarios

[astral ravine]

man thinks kane has a skill tree

5 skill points for more pace type shite

[dusk stag]

he does

hella unused skill points

[astral ravine]

he's getting older and he already wasn't that fast when he was younger

it's jus not his playstyle and that allows him to play a lot longer too

[nimble thicket]

@dense valley hi

[dense valley]

Hi @nimble thicket

[dense valley]

True, our wingers should do the job for him and he finish it

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-that-is-unexpectedly-hot-ryan-reynolds-free-guy-gif-26261173

[tribal light]

He ain't fast and still the world's best striker

😭

[sick wasp]

pace is not the best attribute for a striker to have

Take alook at Giroud

Still frances all time top scorer

[modest frost]

Made my day

[deft epoch]

Till turtle has played enough games

[woeful cape]

can u guys donate tucheliban to us

we're getting rafa marquez 😭

literally anyone is better

[sick wasp]

take him Idc

He will atleast make you guys win 1-2 matches against madrid a season out of 4 total matches

[woeful cape]

ok cook

bro

rafa bottled promotion in the B team twice

[sick wasp]

but it will be so boring to watch though

Like you would score a goal and then make subs to play 5 in the back

[tired prism]

Looks like we will be managerless next season

Warra job by the clown board

[tribal light]

Even Tuchel rejected us

This is actually madness

😂😂😂

[tired prism]

I'm pretty sure we won't have a manager now

[woeful cape]

thomas muller as a player manager??

💀

[tired prism]

Best option

But not happening

[woeful cape]

honestly

its not a bad idea to use him as a player manager

[tired prism]

True

He'll be a world class manager one day

[woeful cape]

yea

[sick wasp]

He's gonna be like xabi alonso

[woeful cape]

honestly if the bayern board was smart theyd prob use him as a player manager for like half a season while they look for coaching options

[tired prism]

Yeah I don't think we're getting a manager honestly

[manic sigil]

At this point Bayern are gonna start looking at Terzic 💀

[woeful cape]

terrorzic in bayern

😭

[astral ravine]

@supple smelt celebration's back on n we might not even have the moment of silence

[deft epoch]

Just get flick for 1 year bruh

Him going to other clubs won't make much sense but he knows Bayern

[manic sigil]

Isn’t Kane going to receive the top goal scorer trophy

[frozen radish]

BAYERN FANS. JOHANNESS GRIMM IS YOUR NEW COACH. EVEN FABRIZIO ROMANO HAS CONFIRMED THAT 🗿🍷

HIS NICKNAME IS "DICTATOR" 🥶

[supple smelt]

Who we got

[astral ravine]

nobody as far as i know

[supple smelt]

Peak times man

[astral ravine]

and i like nobody more than shameless pricks and bird videos

[supple smelt]

Poor Kane too

Injured

[tired prism]

I hate this board with every ounce of my soul

Now de zerbi is the top candidate

Like wtf

He's a bloody Brighton level manager

A midtable manager at best

THIS BOARD SHOULD RESIGN RIGHT THIS INSTANT

Bunch of incompetent arseholes

Fck off from this club u pricks

[sick wasp]

Even he rejected

the managerless season might just come true

[woeful cape]

https://x.com/managingbarca/status/1791598047799263523?s=41

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca) on X

🚨🚨🌕| Joan Laporta is determined to sack Xavi. @mundodeportivo

Twitter · May 17, 2024, 10:33 PM

dont worry

this terrorist can come to you guys

biggest achievement he’ll make is

getting you guys a bundesliga 2 trophy after next season

[sick wasp]

Bundesliga 2 trophy???

better terrorist than tuchel

[woeful cape]

yep after relegating you guys

atleast he won a trophy

[strong saddle]

he'll win us this

[upbeat otter]

The only trophy we can win

3. Liga here we come

[strong saddle]

free trophy for kane at least

[ashen ice]

we need a new manager

that is not xavi hernandez

[slate viper]

Bayern schedule

11 am Bayern U13
1 pm Bayern U15
3'30 pm last matchday

[tired prism]

Finally the torrid season is coming to an end

[slate viper]

Match starts in 13 mins

Predictions?

[tribal light]

Tel is him

[light sparrow]

Guys wtf is happening in your game

I'm seeing so many goals

Now I need to watch it

[tired prism]

1-6

[slate viper]

Nice

[light sparrow]

I'm not feeling this kit.

[tired prism]

Me neither

I actually liked our home kit this season

[light sparrow]

Goal + assist 🔥

[light sparrow]

I liked it too but the away kit - gorgeous

[tired prism]

This kit is just meh

[light sparrow]

I mean the purple one

I love it

[tribal light]

Bayern really can't keep a clean sheet

This sh*t so ass

[tired prism]

Will Bayern be back next season?

[light sparrow]

Any news on coach and transfers?

I honestly thought last summer's transfers were so hopeful

[tired prism]

No

[light sparrow]

Next season may be tough then

I only saw news on theo hernandez but idk how likely that is

[tired prism]

Calm down it's only May

[light sparrow]

Hahaha well u asked about next season first 😭

[tired prism]

But yeah we're going managerless

That's for sure

[tired prism]

True

[tired prism]

The thing is we'll only have transfer news once we get a bloody manager

[light sparrow]

I'm still not over nagels' sacking

[tired prism]

I'm still not over getting robbed by VARdrid

[light sparrow]

Not going to argue w you but u were not robbed and also tuchel made such a bad decision, blame him

[tired prism]

Yeah his subs cost us as well

@light sparrow are u not a Bayern fan?

[light sparrow]

Not exactly, but I follow sometimes as my friend is a big fan and I like many of your players

[tired prism]

Who do u support then?

[opal wing]

Pavlovic injured

Terrible news

Hopefully he heals before the Euros

[tribal light]

it's so over for us

[strong saddle]

We know what's gonna happen

[tired prism]

Oh piss off

Worst possible option

I hope he rejects us and joins barca or yanited

[tribal light]

I'm legit gonna kms

[tired prism]

Fr

[tribal light]

This is the man Bayern wants so badly

[tired prism]

Look at their recent form

Couldn't even beat relegated Burnley

[tribal light]

They lost 4-0 to luton

[tired prism]

I've been saying this from the beginning

[tribal light]

😭

[tired prism]

HE'S THE WORST POSSIBLE OPTION

[ivory raven]

de zerbi also loves rotating the squad most match days

[tribal light]

Sack Eberl

Get back Kahn and Brazzo

This is unacceptable

Eberl legit did nothing for us

[tired prism]

He's a zebra

[tired prism]

The entire board should fck off from this club

They're a disgrace

[sick wasp]

This terrorist

[languid sierra]

How did Hoffenheim label against Bayern

[sick wasp]

Why they hell can they even equalise

We even have deligt

And dier

[languid sierra]

Now they r behind

[tired prism]

BLAME DE ZERBI FOR THIS

[languid sierra]

Two behind now

[hoary token]

Finished club

[tired prism]

What an absolute joke

[sick wasp]

4-2

[tribal light]

I'm speechless

[tired prism]

What club is this?

I don't recognise this club

[sick wasp]

this club has become Chelsea

[tribal light]

Just end this fcking season man

[strong saddle]

It's over now

[tired prism]

It's finally over

[tribal light]

No more terror till August

[strong saddle]

I'm having dreams of finishing outside of Europe qualification

But it's finally over

[tribal light]

I had a dream that our r*tarded board woke up and finally gets active in August

[tired prism]

Just resign

Bunch of incompetent clowns

[frozen radish]

SULE WILL COOK 😈

LOOK AT HIS DAD BODY

HE IS A FRICKING TANK

[woeful cape]

congratulations on finally ending this miserable season

we are yet to end it

[plucky portal]

How... 😭

[pine tree]

The board getting active is the worst thing possible

Uli needs to f off

[tribal light]

Im gonna kms man

[tribal light]

Yeah

We're getting De zerbi

Next season is cooked

[pine tree]

He's just Tuchel 2.0

[tribal light]

Idk why the Board is so convinced he's made for Bayern

[pine tree]

unaccomplished and plays the same style as Tuchel

[tribal light]

Bro is 10th place with Brighton

[pine tree]

Because they think they know everything

the moment they decided he was good there was no going back

[thorny hare]

i stopped watching after 65th

what happened lmao

[tribal light]

we lost 4-2

[azure idol]

will we even play the supercup?

[craggy siren]

No

[plucky portal]

https://x.com/imiasammia/status/1791877300381708365?s=46
Is this actually real 😭

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on X

Tuchel: "I told the guys to stop scoring after the 7th minute to make sure De Zerbi or whoever is taking over next season won't get a chance to equalise my trophy tally with the Supercup"

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 5:03 PM

[craggy siren]

fake

parody account

[plucky portal]

Oh

I see

[humble trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1791881052874559698

I've seen enough

No new manager for next season

Bayern about to be the first team to win a treble manager-less

[tribal light]

https://vxtwitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1791884146656075963?t=pm82oPx2wFBiRiT0zylT6A&s=19

I'm actually going insane

We finna play without a manager next season

[craggy siren]

back to back trophyless season here we go

[tribal light]

Just get Zidane at this point

Idk who tf they wanna get

Nagelsmann rejected us

Alonso rejected us

Crystal Palace Manager rejected us

De Zerbi rejected us

Tuchel rejected us

I'm actually gonna kms

[frozen radish]

Two choices

FLICK OR GIGACHAD MOURINHO 🍷🗿

ORRR ...

FELIX MAGATH ☠️☠️☠️

[tribal light]

Mourinho

Might as well just give up the Bundesliga

Blud wins you 1 trophy and then vanishes

[sick wasp]

Bro

[humble trench]

flick or zidane

pls

[sick wasp]

The board should just quit

[humble trench]

bro...

[sick wasp]

They should resign this moment

[humble trench]

you're the bayern CEO, just fire them

[sick wasp]

I'm doing it

It will take some time

[humble trench]

sign me as board member.

ill fix it

[sick wasp]

idk if I can become ceo
You can too

[humble trench]

aight thanks bruv

[sick wasp]

Atleast kahn got us a manager

What is this

pointless board

[frozen radish]

He is still a CHAD 🗿🍷

https://youtube.com/shorts/lDtVziL-Vk4?si=-HRDEYpGH2BlW5af

[ivory raven]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1791872266633941102

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Bayern are interested in Tottenham right-back Emerson Royal (25). The Premier League side would reportedly be willing to sell the Brazilian for around €29m. Milan and Juventus are also interested [@BILD]

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 4:43 PM

why are you lot always interested in spurs players

its bild so i hope its not true but still

[tribal light]

[mental ice]

@lilac quiver guys welcome out number 1 bayren fan

he cried when bayren lost in ucl

@lilac quiver respect fr

[lilac quiver]

I will kill you

[mental ice]

respect guys give him some motivational support

let him not go depressed

[lilac quiver]

mate, the second I get my hand on you, you’re done for

[tribal light]

[astral ravine]

who are these people 😭

[tired prism]

Let's goooooo

De zerbi isn't coming

I can change my name now

[ivory raven]

one of them is a dortmund fan

other is joking about what club the dortmund fan supports

[sick wasp]

Wait what

do I not understand English

isnt the other guy a Bayern fan?

[slim harbor]

What is my bro waffling about

[frank marten]

Leverkusen celebrating an unbeaten season:

Me who is 10 years unbeaten against my brother in FIFA:

[woeful cape]

🔥🔥

Cook

[tired prism]

Now get flick you frauds

[nimble nimbus]

Gonna throw in a wildcard

Adi Hütter

[astral ravine]

too wild of a card

i doubt he leaves monaco

[astral ravine]

seems that ship has sailed

bayern players wanted tuchel to stay right when there were rumors of talks with flick 😭

[upbeat otter]

Didnt we already deny Flick?

I have the perfect candidate

[tribal light]

[deft epoch]

[tired prism]

@astral ravine Flick will cook at Bayern

[astral ravine]

if he does come in the club's gonna be done when he leaves

and what he would manage in that time won't be worth it

[slim harbor]

Give flick a super squad by spending 500m then he can cook

Otherwise no chance

[lone comet]

what players should bayern sign?

[slim harbor]

Not any Bundesliga player this season atleast

[upbeat otter]

Wirtz

Musiala-Wirtz-Müller in midfield

And Wirtz can „replace“ Müller if he retires in 2025

[slim harbor]

Müller?

[upbeat otter]

I guess he’s more attacking

[deft epoch]

Need to get rid of some first before signing

That's the Bayern way

Squad is fully packed and I don't think Bayern will think of lot of business except for coaching part

Davies can go to Premier league for some cash and some other good LB like Theo Hernandez might come.

[craggy siren]

Müller in big 2024 una

yes he is the goat but he isn’t 2020 müller anymore

[deft epoch]

He will play for 5 more years

Eventually competing with pavlovic for dmf

After losing speed

[upbeat otter]

He said he has no plans to extend his contract past 2025

[tired prism]

He will definitely sign one more contract

I can't see him retiring next year

[humble trench]

Here are mostly Bayern fans right? Hi to all

[tired prism]

Hi

[strong saddle]

sup

[humble trench]

Sup guys

Btw I like Muller

[atomic python]

Hello

Guys what do you think?

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1792596090253938735?t=gE8wdCPwpOTRgSemkWu6MA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇧🇪 Vincent Kompany has been considered as an option at several clubs in the recent days despite relegation with Burnley.

Understand FC Bayern have discussed Kompany internally among possible candidates for the job. 🔴🇩🇪

Brighton, still waiting to make a decision on new coach.

Twitter · May 20, 2024, 4:39 PM

[tired prism]

🤣🤣🤣

We're actually considering a relegated manager

Nah we've really hit rock bottom

[atomic python]

😔

[tired prism]

This knobhead board need to go

[strong saddle]

just

[tired prism]

FLICK IS AVAILABLE U IDIOTS

WTF IS THEIR PROBLEM

[strong saddle]

its not happening

board wont let it happen

[tired prism]

We're getting relegated next season

[strong saddle]

free trophy for kane

the 2 bundesliga

[tired prism]

Nah

3 liga

Seriously wtf is our obsession with relegation threatened premier club managers?

We're also considering Thomas Frank

[woeful cape]

so do you guys want xavi or not

[tired prism]

No

[deft epoch]

Nah man

Finally saw an 1860Munchen fan

The actual rivals of Bayern Munchen

[humble trench]

Who needs Xavi?

[deft epoch]

Great manager for 1860

[humble trench]

I'm the first guy who's support 1860 in the server?

[humble trench]

No chance

Just go to Regionalliga Club

[deft epoch]

La la masia land

Let Barcelona sack him and hire some random la liga coach

And go outside UCL

That would be fun to see

[humble trench]

Xavi is an awful manager

[deft epoch]

Still better for Barcelona

So want him sacked or power reduced....don't want Barcelona winning any trophy for few years

[humble trench]

More like Mierdalona

[deft epoch]

☕

[humble trench]

🍵

[tribal light]

I'm gonna kms

[strong saddle]

relegated manager to win the ucl 😂

[astral ravine]

i rate kompany

must speak at least some german from his hsv stint, had the career to garner respect from bayern's players, had some attractive football with anderlecht and sometimes burnley

will definitely motivate the players better than flick

[astral ravine]

watching back all or nothing germany

flick's speeches demotivate me

bro makes me want to do less

[tired prism]

You must be stupid or delusional if u think Kompany is better than Flick

Flick is a sextuple winner at Bayern

While Kompany just got relegated

Imagine a relegated manager at Bayern 😭

[astral ravine]

flick also had 2 fraud stints while kompany's a pep player who had to take a dyche team to glory

i'll take kompany next season over current flick

[tired prism]

Delusional

[astral ravine]

i'd also trust kompany a lot more with a long term project

[tired prism]

Ur hate for flick is unreal

[astral ravine]

your bias for flick is unreal

[tired prism]

Screw long term projects

We have to win the ucl next season

[tired prism]

Treble winning manager at Bayern

Proven winner here

What more do u want?

[astral ravine]

yeah and that's your problem you don't want a long term project and that mindset will destroy this club

you think exactly like kahn

and guess what that's why he doesn't have a job

[tired prism]

At least he was better than our current board

This board is ludicrously incompetent

[astral ravine]

bro 😭

[astral ravine]

so was he

kahn was a world class player and a wall on his day but he's a dumbass as ceo

[tired prism]

No one's disagreeing

[astral ravine]

he was worse

[tired prism]

Ur the only one who wants Kompany lmao

Only Bayern fan

[astral ravine]

you're one of the only ones who wants flick

and for good reason

[tired prism]

A lot of ppl do

[astral ravine]

the players even started to fight for tuchel once there were talks with flick

i'd have 0 trust in this club next season if flick was the man on the sidelines

[tired prism]

U think his 2020 heroics was a fluke?

[astral ravine]

i'd trust them to maybe win the bundesliga if stuttgart and leverkusen keep going

[astral ravine]

yes

[tired prism]

How?

[astral ravine]

from flick's perspective yes

[tired prism]

The only thing I have against flick is his Germany tenure

And those bird videos

[astral ravine]

he's a mid rate manager with terrible defensive tactics, horrible talent id and abhorrent player motivation

he got a world class team

i don't want to devalue bayern's 2020 achievements

but i do want to devalue flick's role in them

[tired prism]

U think we would've achieved what we did under kovac?

[astral ravine]

and his ability to take this club further in the future

no because kovac is the opposite of flick

terrible offensive tactics

we need a manager who can do both

this team can't just be good on one side of the pitch anymore

there are clubs like city and rma whose offenses only get better every year and flick does not have the tactical ability to keep up with them

[strong saddle]

idek who kompany would start

nor who he'd bring

[astral ravine]

kompany will need players who understand more complex tactics

and bayern players will do that a lot better than a bunch of young new burnley players

[strong saddle]

ig we go for him

[astral ravine]

a pep player with a dyche team i'm not surprised he's not having the best stint there but i'd rather give him a chance than come crawling back to a manager who would be crawling back to us too

[strong saddle]

but this is his first big job

[tired prism]

Which he has done nothing to earn

Had he stayed up I could've maybe been a bit more lenient

Thomas Frank is a better option

[astral ravine]

he's a young manager who's shown an attractive style of football with both anderlecht and burnley and his talent id is significantly better than flick's which would also leave the club in a better position once he's gone

flick will be a lot more disastrous for this club in the long term than kompany

once he's gone we'll still be stuck with a similar squad but even older and broken with a few of our youngsters coming through no matter how good they actually are

[tired prism]

Kompany wouldn't even last 2 months at Bayern

[astral ravine]

kompany will be a lot better bringing in young players to the club and that's crucial with players like irankunda coming in along with however many youngsters those redbull dickheads on the board wanna sign

[astral ravine]

he absolutely would

[tired prism]

We'll have an Ajax like season

[astral ravine]

he has the mentality and stubbornness to handle our arrogant players

what is bro talking about

[tired prism]

We'll start the season the way Ajax did this year

If we get Kompany

[astral ravine]

ajax has had one off season right now and even then they got back up to top 5

[tired prism]

Cuz they sacked their manager

They were in the relegation zone at the start

[astral ravine]

besides they lost loads of players that's a vastly different situation

[tired prism]

Ik

But why are we only focusing on premier league managers?

[astral ravine]

you focus too much on short term results but those don't matter

[astral ravine]

i like thiago motta but it seems set that he's going to juve

[tired prism]

You'll be happy without a league or ucl title in the next decade?

[tired prism]

I don't think he speaks German

[astral ravine]

that's absolutely not happening with kompany

that would happen after flick leaves tho

[astral ravine]

ye it's a shame i like his style of football

[tired prism]

What do u think we'll achieve under Kompany next season?

[tired prism]

Even I want him now

[astral ravine]

next season doesn't matter with a 38 year old manager

[tired prism]

Ucl final at allianz arena? We'll just let it slide?

[astral ravine]

like flick could take us there

city and rma would batter us either way

[tired prism]

He definitely could

[tired prism]

Madrid can't beat us without robbery

[astral ravine]

rather have a manager who can take us further than the short term

[astral ravine]

wouldn't be a robbery next time around when flick's defense gives them 4 goals

[tired prism]

And score 6 in return

[astral ravine]

nope

[tired prism]

That's how flick works

[astral ravine]

he's not good enough to do that

[tired prism]

Flick must have learned from his mistakes as Germany boss

[astral ravine]

5-3 on aggregate, we can score 3 but our defense will be horrible against any good team

[tired prism]

There's no way he's showing bird videos again

Lmao

[astral ravine]

i wouldn't bet on that

besides bird videos aren't the only bad thing about his germany stint

like i said his halftime speeches were downright depressing

[tired prism]

He gave zero motivation

I agree

[astral ravine]

we'd break a record for most 2nd half turnaround losses in a single bayern season

he has a grand total of 2 great years as a manager across his entire career and they were both with some of the greatest teams modern football's ever seen

and he was only assistant manager in one of those years

there are few managers i'd take flick over right now

[tired prism]

I agree that his managerial stint without Bayern is pretty sh!t

But based on his tenure at Bayern I definitely wanna give him another chance

Besides he shouldn't have left in the first place

He had a ridiculously high win record

[astral ravine]

i'd say in a few years if it really doesn't work out with any sort of long term project a manager like kompany has to offer

but it's too soon for flick's return

[tired prism]

What did u think of him before his disastrous Germany stint?

[astral ravine]

ofc i respected him more but it already wasn't a secret he's a poor defensive tactician

that's been known since his hoppenheim days

i was a bit skeptical when he took the germany job especially with our lack of proper strikers at the time but i was hopeful

then it all went to shite

[tired prism]

He even started off well

[astral ravine]

eh the wc qualifiers against the worst teams we've played were good

but then nations league against teams like hungary was uninspiring football

i'd say his best match as germany manager was the 5-2 against italy

[stark sentinel]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C7Mzphvoh9N/?igsh=c21sNjBqbTIycGxm

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Bayern have discussed Vincent Kompany among new manager candidates 🇧🇪

Internal talks took place about several options — also Burnley head coach is appreciated despite relegation.

Bayern have several options in list, Kompany received direct information and waiting for the club to decide…

Who’s the 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 for Bayern job? 👀✨

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[tired prism]

Definitely

Germany destroyed Italy

Back then I was so hopeful for the wc

[astral ravine]

that was a proper example of flick's poor defending but with an attack good enough to cover it

[tired prism]

Also the 3-3 draw against England

[astral ravine]

shoulda been 5-3 if neuer wasn't jesus christ for a second but we move

[tired prism]

That should've been a win

[astral ravine]

eh but then we get to those types of matches

we got dominated by southgate's england even if we managed to pull out a draw by the end

[tired prism]

Then came the world cup

[astral ravine]

japan was a lot faster and a lot more motivated than germany

didn't help that their keeper pulled out like 8 saves that day

[tired prism]

Germany played well against Spain and Costa Rica though

Should've won against Spain

If sane had scored

[astral ravine]

the spain match was alright we got a little lucky but every match needs a little luck to get going

[tired prism]

But after the world cup flick just completely lost the plot

And we were losing every game

No improvement whatsoever

That's really alarming when it comes to flick

[astral ravine]

the 4-2 was a poor match, costa rica is not the type of team any germany team should ever be behind against even with hansi's defense

[tired prism]

They beat Japan though

Even though they lost 6-0 to Spain

[astral ravine]

we should be better than japan too but that's besides the point as nothing like that really applied during flick's stint

[strong saddle]

the japanese annoyed me throughout that tournament

[tired prism]

Japan were actually really good but Germany definitely should've beat them

[astral ravine]

those "should have" moments were too common while flick was manager

[tired prism]

Exactly

But after the wc he just completely shite the bed

[astral ravine]

jus failed to meet expectations and to bring it back to bayern i think those failed expectations are still too fresh to bring him back to a top level job so soon

[tired prism]

Embarrassing performances

[astral ravine]

i think if flick weren't assistant manager for germany for so long and he actually had multiple stints at different jobs this would be an easy decision

[tired prism]

Spent a lot of his career as assistant

Which hampered him

[astral ravine]

but so far all we know about him is only one great year as the main man and not much beyond that

it's tough to directly compare national team to club football but his player selection was dreadful and in a club where he can freely choose players because he's at a club that can pay their fees that won't end up well for the future

he didn't stick around at bayern long enough to make signings like that

[tired prism]

And he could fall out with the board any moment

[astral ravine]

and now the board seem to want a manager who will stick around which i don't think flick's very good at

[astral ravine]

that too but honestly i think flick's desire to become germany manager was a bigger reason than falling out with the board

[astral ravine]

that's a main reason why i think flick shouldn't come in

[tired prism]

Probably

I really thought flick will succeed at Germany

[astral ravine]

they backed tuchel for so long even with all the fans wanting him out it seems they want someone who can stay for a while

a manager like flick isn't built for that

a young manager like motta, kompany, like nagelsmann could've been are a lot more suited for a job like that

even if they're inexperienced with champions league football and top level football in general

[tired prism]

If only we didn't sack nagelsmann

[astral ravine]

kahn's reputation in munich's taken a mad hit now

[tired prism]

He's definitely a club legend

But as a CEO he's been a disgrace

Absolute idiot

[astral ravine]

half half i'd say at least almost nobody would trust him with a ceo position now

[tired prism]

I miss brazzo though

[astral ravine]

brazzo made some very good signings but he was also involved in one of the worst decisions this club's seen in ages

[fathom basin]

do you guys actually want kompany?

seems absolutely crazy

[atomic comet]

i don't like the hire personally

[strong saddle]

Our board likes the idea

I see some potential in him

[fathom basin]

He’s obviously got potential

But I don’t see how cooking in the championship correlates to such a jump up

[strong saddle]

Yeah same

It's a hit or miss scenario

[stark sentinel]

Defo

[strong saddle]

Warra potential

[stark sentinel]

Potential to get bayern relegated for the first time in it’s entirety

[fathom basin]

Well Bayern players obviously aren’t Burnley players

[strong saddle]

No top flight coaches want us if you already knew

Well let me rephrase it, successful coaches

[fathom basin]

Kompany’s downfall was trying to play the same pep football he played in the championship with Burnley level players in the premier league

And being too stubborn to change to more defensive

[stark sentinel]

Steal Ange Postecoglou asap

He possibly seems the best fit for your club in my opinion

[strong saddle]

Not big ange

[fathom basin]

Still in for de zerbi?

[stark sentinel]

Well he’s still better than tucheal and kompany imo

Let’s see where he takes spurs in Europa next ssn

If he goes even semis he’s a steal literally

[strong saddle]

No our board doesn't want Italian coaches

[stark sentinel]

He rejected bayern I think

[stark sentinel]

For?

I mean for what reason?

[strong saddle]

Idk

Eberl said no

[stark sentinel]

Bruh

[strong saddle]

He's our director of sport

Yeah idk why

[stark sentinel]

But just look at tottenhams style of play, you’ll see why bayerns players will fit

[strong saddle]

@astral ravine I think you know why Italian coaches are a no

[strong saddle]

I have taken notice

[stark sentinel]

Why thou

[strong saddle]

He knows a little more than me about the management issue

[astral ravine]

i wouldn't say it's about italian coaches in general but ancelotti had a relatively sour ending with the board and the best italian options rn aren't really the best overall options

de zerbi's jus ok but doesn't really have the character to be a bayern coach, motta looks like a future great in coaching but he doesn't speak german and i don't know if he speaks english so that's a no go

[stark sentinel]

Ahh I see

[subtle junco]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1792665372367393243

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 More on Vincent Kompany and FC Bayern story revealed earlier today.

Understand Kompany has already received direct call from Bayern board to be informed on his situation.

Kompany was open to discuss, still early stages but interest is confirmed — he’s in the list.

Twitter · May 20, 2024, 9:15 PM

Bros

Are y’all gonna appoint a relegated premier league manager?

[strong saddle]

it seems like it

but geet this

there is no one else that wants to manage us

also i feel like he was let down by his players

yeah i dont agree with it either, but were in a dire situation

[opal wing]

Kompany has attractive football and good style but it was hard to implement with the Burnley squad

[strong saddle]

^

he coached the wrong team

[upbeat otter]

It’s a 50/50 if he does good or not imo

[strong saddle]

yeah i agree

[light sparrow]

Your board did not like the idea of nagels

[devout edge]

Bayern are awful when it comes to choosing managers

You know it's bad when they choose Kompany

[devout edge]

Burnley are 19th

They getting relegated

[strong saddle]

they already have

[upbeat otter]

its because our board sucks

Nagelsmann should have stayed

[strong saddle]

bozo the clown

not you, him

[light sparrow]

Justice for nagels 🖤

[strong saddle]

uli alzheimers is ruining everything

[strong saddle]

fr

[golden dagger]

Nagelsmann was great

[sick wasp]

bro how bad are our board

Ten hag is better than this

and here I am asking for ten hag
How's our board so bad at getting manager's??

[strong saddle]

its run by old men

oh btw our board wants a premier league manager thats not in the top six

[sick wasp]

man

[strong saddle]

ikr

how we've fallen

[nimble thicket]

Next season it could be even worse

[strong saddle]

forget silverware next season

[sick wasp]

Forget playing in the Bundesliga next season

We are gonna play to Schalke in Bundesliga 2 next season 🔥🔥

[strong saddle]

we'll see you in a bit hsv!

[scarlet anvil]

Thoughts on Thomas Frank

[devout edge]

Bayern should get the best of the best

Bc ur Bayern Munich lmao

Ur coach should be in the Top 5

[astral ravine]

we're well past what bayern should and shouldn't be doing

[devout edge]

The manager market isn't really good but Bayern shouldn't be getting Kompany

[astral ravine]

bayern should be winning the league
bayern shouldn't be losing to newly promoted teams
bayern shouldn't have an injury crisis
bayern should be able to keep a manager
bayern should be able to find a new manager

nothing that bayern should and shouldn't be doing is happening if you hold yourself to those standards you're setting yourself up for disappointment

[devout edge]

Bayern are one of the best clubs itw

So they should have high standards

Bayern for me are that kind of club who can get any manager

It's like Madrid getting any player they want because they're Madrid

[astral ravine]

bayern for you is still stuck in 2020

we're well past that now

things change, standards change, reputations change

[devout edge]

When Xabi's at Leverkusen, Bayern won't be winning things

Except for a German cup

[astral ravine]

it's one season

it's much too soon to even think of a statement like that

[devout edge]

Xabi's already shown his class in 1 szn

I believe he can go further

[astral ravine]

class is not shown in one season

class is shown across a career

hansi flick looked like a world class manager after one year

[devout edge]

You're right, we can't just judge someone based on one season

However Alonso has shown what football he can play and how he made the best of what he had

To do that in one season is impressive

[devout edge]

Flick was brilliant for Bayern

[astral ravine]

bayern's players were brilliant for bayern

flick was there too

[devout edge]

You can't just have the best players

You need a good manager who knows how to make good use of them

And to use the right systems

[astral ravine]

if the players are good enough all you need is a mediocre manager with the right system

that was flick

[devout edge]

Flick ain't rlly mediocre

He's very good

Why don't u rate Flick lol

[astral ravine]

he's not

terrible defensive tactics, horrible motivator, one of the worst talent ids in top level football

his halftime speeches make me want to do less

[devout edge]

Yeah he's got flaws

In the Germany documentary

He tried his best but Germany got 3rd

[astral ravine]

funny enough they did that outside of the documentary too

just naming the results and saying he's got flaws isn't enough that doesn't go down to the exact flaws that make him unsuitable for the job

the only pro i'd have for him right now is knowing the club already

[devout edge]

A comment said that

Flick lost the dressing room

[opal wing]

Remember that Xabi Alonso and Jurgen Klopp all got relegated before making their big move

Sometimes it doesn’t work out with a team but works really well with another

[devout edge]

Yeah but that don't mean you can just make reckless decisions

[nimble thicket]

What a worst time of bayern

[tribal light]

I'm pretty fuckin keen on knowing who's gonna be our next manager

It's either gonna be Flick, or someone we've never heard of

I'm certain of that

[astral ravine]

aren't we all

[fathom basin]

https://x.com/cfcpys/status/1792905604765265937?s=46 real ?

Pys (@CFCPys) on X

🚨 Mauricio Pochettino could become a candidate for Bayern Munich! Chelsea decision day is today or tomorrow. (@Plettigoal @mmarcelandreas) #CFC

Twitter · May 21, 2024, 1:09 PM

[astral ravine]

the more time that passes the better i feel about kompany

[astral ravine]

probably not

more reputable sources say they aren't trying to ask "big 6" managers

[tribal light]

Yeah but now more than ever

[devout edge]

Poch is actually good

He did good with Tottenham

He did ok at PSG then he sucked at Chelsea until recently

Poch actually has experience

[astral ravine]

christ don't get us even more ex tottenham staff

the emerson links were bad enough

[humble trench]

Burnley manager, take it or leave it

[devout edge]

Poch is actually good

He did well for Spurs

Should have never been sacked

[tired prism]

Did he win a trophy?

[astral ravine]

could not have aged better

[stark sentinel]

Leave it

Take poch

[tired prism]

Eww

Hell no

Can't understand why pochettino left Chelsea though

Came outta nowhere

[frozen radish]

BAVARIAN LADS, POCH WILL BE YOUR NEW COACH 🗿🍷

I WOULD TAKE FLICK TBH.

THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING.

[nimble thicket]

Nice

[tired prism]

@frozen radish how and why did poch get sacked?

I need a detailed explanation

Cuz it makes zero sense to me

[frozen radish]

The main reason was that Poch wanted to have a bigger role in transfer policy.

Idk other reasons

[tired prism]

Another idiotic move by Boehly

[frozen radish]

That would make sense 🗿🍷

[devout edge]

It's a Tottenham thing not a Poch thing

[tribal light]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[strong saddle]

"here we go"

[tribal light]

"The Dictator"

😭😭😭

[devout edge]

Poch plays attacking football

And Poch has experience. I think if it's not Flick, he's Bayern's best option

Plus he's worked with Kane before

[tribal light]

This is actually insane

People are saying we should go for him

[strong saddle]

LOL

[astral ravine]

hütter's not bad but he doesn't really have a good reason to leave monaco

jus finished 2nd place in ligue 1

[tribal light]

I dont think you get what i mean

[astral ravine]

is it about the board tryna turn bayern into a redbull club

[tribal light]

😭

Brother

Tell me ur trolling

[astral ravine]

??

[tribal light]

Adolf Hütter going to German Club Bayern München

As a Coach

Mate, the people that want him to join us are trolling

ffs

[astral ravine]

he's not that bad

it's not like they're suggesting mourinho

[tribal light]

BRO

[astral ravine]

they wanted rangnick too it's not like austrians from the redbull system are a problem

[tribal light]

ITS ABOUT THE NAME

ADOLF HÜTTER

😭

[astral ravine]

6 year olds the lot of them

adi hütter really isn't a bad shout tho

[upbeat otter]

Hütter is also linked to Crystal Palace

[azure oriole]

Vincent kompany is a hot topic

😭

[deft epoch]

Players would get Kompany

[deft epoch]

Pochhetino is free agent....just saying

[upbeat otter]

no thank you

[humble trench]

idc..... just saying

[slim harbor]

I would like to see the other ligue 1 coach

Farioli

Ado hütter is a decent shout tho

[slim harbor]

Then We get glasner austrian maestro

🤝

[subtle junco]

My sources told me

Poch is ur next coach

Done deal almost

Kane recommended

[humble trench]

i will cry.

[subtle junco]

Would u take kompany or thomas frank over him then?

Coz that’s who u were linked with before poch left

[tribal light]

What's ur Source

Trust me bro?

[subtle junco]

The voices in my head

Tier 1

Better than that italian fraud journo

[deft epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/here-we-go-joker-heath-ledger-the-dark-knight-and-here-we-go-gif-17775369

[humble trench]

i rather get ETH

[tired prism]

Ur sources must be rubbish then

Cuz Bayern and Germany is yet to report anything at all on poch

[deft epoch]

There is another option as well

Nepotism option of Uli Hoeness

[nimble nimbus]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1793169123863630035?s=46&t=cCIOGmkTgk74d1aYgvm8zw

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

💎🆕 News #Wanner | PSV Eindhoven have shown concrete interest in the 18 y/o top talent from FC Bayern!

… as his loan at Elversberg was a complete success. Bayern have received numerous additional inquiries for further loan deals. They want to loan him out again in the

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 6:36 AM

[astral ravine]

he signed a new contract he's going nowhere

[astral ravine]

yes

[subtle junco]

Wild

[azure oriole]

Hansi flick Said he would return to Bayern under 1 condition miroslav Klose and Toni tapalovic needs to be his assistants

But he’s not a hot topic

[ivory raven]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1793243081153577313

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Eberl and Freund want Kompany. He's currently the club's preferred solution for the job [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · May 22, 2024, 11:30 AM

[tribal light]

What the fck

[humble trench]

i mean