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deft epoch
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More like 424

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Flick cmfs so a lot of work

sick wasp
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That makes sense why we scored atleast 5 past every huge team in europe in 2020

deft epoch
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424 in possession and 442 out of possession

woeful cape
deft epoch
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No offense to dortmund

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Or Liverpool

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But Bayern had a versatile attack

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If they can't outrun and outmuscle their way

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They had thiago cutting sharp passes and movements

woeful cape
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i still have ptsd bro

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deft epoch
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Not to mention muller is hard to defend

deft epoch
woeful cape
tribal light
tired prism
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They're braindead what else do u expect

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Delusional fanbase

nimble thicket
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I used to be Ronaldo fan back then in 2018 since Germany is my fav country I started supporting German football and became an Bayern fan

sick wasp
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cool

tribal light
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Welp

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Seems like we're getting Flick

tired prism
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I wanted him from the beginning

deft epoch
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Both are used to owning Barcelona

upbeat otter
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Zidane was out in the first place

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He ruled out a move to both Man United and Bayern at once when he said he only wanted to coach teams that he can speak their fluent native language in

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So basically France, Italy, or Spain

sick wasp
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Doesn't he only know French & Spanish?

upbeat otter
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Didnt he play at Juventus

tired prism
tired prism
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Announce flick already fgs

astral ravine
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our club will not be in a good state when flick leaves

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if he even comes in nothing's confirmed yet

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the players he flourished with that are still here are getting old and he doesn't have the talent id to replace them

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eberl and freund will be working overtime now cause flick's not helping that at all

slim harbor
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Facts tbf people want flick because of the 2020

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Now the condition different i can see flick floping here badly

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I would rather have ten hag tbf

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Can see him doing the job here

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Ten hag in

woeful cape
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😂

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brother ur pathetic

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<@&456785264677748737> mute his ass

pine comet
woeful cape
pine comet
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brother even trolled in the united chat kekw

woeful cape
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nah

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pathetic

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actually pathetic

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new level of low

dense valley
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He’s going to leave man😭 it’s not the right way Ik but Yh

humble trench
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He made some goofy decisions

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Like parking the bus

frozen radish
sick wasp
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I think its more likely we sign him

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Ok question though
Would you want tuchel back at Chelsea?

frozen radish
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So the answer is no.

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The current chairman sacked him so the atmosphere could be dense.

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If Flick didn't go to Chelsea, I would keep Poch.

tribal light
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Dare you to go into the Real Madrid channel and tell them that ur Avi is their new player

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(Don't do it)

frozen radish
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I would like to see Bayern 8-2 Real game if Flick was Bayern coach 🤩

tribal light
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I do not know how to feel about that

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It's basically 50/50

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Either he's gonna cook

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Or flop so bad

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Getting flick is dangerous after the disaster he did at the german NT

frozen radish
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Yep, my quote above can make sense

tribal light
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Ofc you can argue that Club Football and NT Football is different

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But still

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Idk man

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On the other side

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After all rejections, he's literally our only option lmao

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Thing is

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If Flick flops too

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We're done for

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Because there'll be no more manager options for us

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And if he gets sacked too, literally nobody will want to coach us

frozen radish
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From other popular options is Amorim but it is risky too.

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Low isn't mentioned idk about him.

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It sounds ridiculous

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Stuttgart coach has a great season too

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Ten Hag would be free

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Conte doesn't suit to Bayern.

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DE Zerbi is overrated imo

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Motta comes to Juve.

woeful cape
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😂

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hes world class

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trust

tribal light
frozen radish
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Michel is planned to be the Pep's replacement at City

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🍷🗿

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That's all

tribal light
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Is he?

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Who tf pinged me

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Some goofy ahh Barca Fan, but I couldn't see who

woeful cape
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what he said

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right

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hes getting muted later lol

tribal light
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Who was it

astral ravine
woeful cape
tribal light
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@fading lintel fraudio

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Who invited you my man

fading lintel
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My parents invited me on Earth

tribal light
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Why pinging me then deleting the message

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And also, twerking for Real as a Barca fan is crazy

woeful cape
tribal light
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Balde, you're probably the only Barca fan I can accept in here I'm ngl

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Mostly they're just coming in here to troll

woeful cape
dense valley
astral ravine
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he's been a shameless prick for most of his tenure with some horrendous football don't be fooled by the last few months

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once a prick always a prick

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only time that would've been better to sack him was last season

upbeat otter
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Yeah we should have sacked him

odd sonnet
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@flat wing

flat wing
undone escarp
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pupu

dense valley
astral ravine
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that's only the opinion of people who only look at the standings n don't use critical thinking

dense valley
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Never lost as much we lost Thai season

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He have not been good at Bundesliga the whole season

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Leverkusen won agaisnt us 2 times in 1 season☠️

astral ravine
astral ravine
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come on man use your brain

dense valley
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I just hope flick doesn’t come

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It’s going to be over for us if flick comes

astral ravine
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don't jus look at who's in 1st place gotta look deeper than that

dense valley
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Leverkusen are going to win it if flick comes

astral ravine
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won't be good for the club's future tho

dense valley
deft epoch
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But it won't happen

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Somewhere someone would leave

dense valley
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👀

finite haven
sick wasp
humble trench
deft epoch
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Flick does well as a stopgap option atleast

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With some other options it's waiting atleast one year for results

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But after some time trains would wreck with flick

nimble thicket
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What is the advantage of getting flick

deft epoch
nimble thicket
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I also want flick

deft epoch
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The weirdest thing was sacking of nagelsmann

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He wasn't a guy to get quick results anyways

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If you got him for so much cash as a young coach

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Why not back him

nimble thicket
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Flick is known for quick attacking football

deft epoch
nimble thicket
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Yes

deft epoch
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Maybe davies will start looking good again as lb

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If davies goes anywhere else chances r he would not fulfill expectations

nimble thicket
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Is Davies a good winger for canada

deft epoch
humble trench
deft epoch
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Lb isn't his position

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But his recovery runs are great

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Crossing and defending not exactly up to mark

nimble thicket
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Is davies' acceleration better than mbappe

deft epoch
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Especially in low block

deft epoch
humble trench
deft epoch
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Davies would be benched in Madrid unless they play High press football

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And mbappe pressing hard would require some coaching

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Same if he stays at Bayern

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Some conservative coach comes and davies as lb is doomed

nimble thicket
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Do u want him to stay or will u let him go

deft epoch
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Should move then to right wing

deft epoch
nimble thicket
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Is joao palhinha coming to Bayern

deft epoch
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Unlikely I think

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Depends a lot on next manager

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Last 2 years....De ligt, kane, kim

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A lot of good pulls

tired prism
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Announce flick u frauds

astral ravine
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actually nah the mop would be better at least it wouldn't be able to sack nagelsmann

astral ravine
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we don't need a top class 6 anymore

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we have pavlovic, now we jus need a decent 6 as a backup so we don't overplay him

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also laimer's been a world class ball winner when it mattered most

deft epoch
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Else almost all good managers stay at clubs and International football is boring to watch

humble trench
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Flick is coming probs 🥹

finite haven
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Keep sane or sack?

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Personally I believe in him. He is my favorite player with musiala and neuer

slim harbor
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#NO FLICK

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after the tenure at dfb how can people want him lol also his hoffenheim stint poor talent id

astral ravine
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n he came in right when hopp did

slim harbor
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After the dfb stint it is not even considerable

astral ravine
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flick is the most short term manager in football

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he's not one for sticking around

slim harbor
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Also don't need a manager like him at this point

tulip mountain
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Hello my people

tribal light
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Wagwab

deft epoch
woeful cape
finite haven
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I love that people still slander vardrid

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I got muted for it, but they can't mute everyone

woeful cape
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unless you didnt do it in there

finite haven
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No

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In football talk

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Chat

sick wasp
tribal light
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I was in there only once

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And that was because some of the people there said that Kimmich dived when Nacho choked him

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Some people in that channel are beyond delusional

woeful cape
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ive seen people say that the rudiger foul on fermin (IN THE BOX BTW) wasn't a pen

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during the clasico

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bro

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fermin literally got screened by rudiger's 🍑

lone comet
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Kommt Hansi Flick zurück?

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translation for english people

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is Hansi flick linked with bayern?/is he coming back

craggy siren
lone comet
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lovely manager

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who should we sign

finite haven
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I hope we get him

lone comet
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if we cant get him we should keep tuchel

finite haven
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Translation for German people:
Ich hoppe wie getten er

finite haven
astral ravine
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neither are good options but we've gotten too many rejections to keep our standards that high

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between the two i'd have to take flick tho

gloomy elm
upbeat otter
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Lineup for the game vs Wolfsburg in 10 minutes

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gloomy elm
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You did everything harry

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We are sorry for all the years we wasted

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Bayern please do something for our man

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🙏 he deserves the world

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Harry isn't playing today?

upbeat otter
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Praying for Müller to get his 150th goal in the Bundesliga 🙏

gloomy elm
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Absolute legend

lone comet
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why dont we rest kane more like if he wasnt imjured he would be playing

humble trench
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A red kit

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Finally

lone comet
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i dont like it much

astral ravine
slim harbor
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What is bro saying ??

lone comet
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sorry my brain disconnected 😅

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i suck at english

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i mean back in the season why didnt we rest our key players more?

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like de ligt and kane played in useless games then ment nothing and got injured which at the time could have risked ucl games

azure idol
humble trench
woeful cape
astral ravine
woeful cape
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fr

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😭

sick wasp
deft epoch
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Arsenal and Mancity?

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Tottenham crest should be loaded

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And for Bayern

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☕

sick wasp
buoyant jungle
tired prism
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U cant silence everyone

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VARdrid sucks

woeful cape
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they should be liquidated

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sh** institution

tired prism
woeful cape
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bro

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vardrid isn't even the biggest club in madrid

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atleti and getafe clear

tired prism
sick wasp
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bro is the biggest rma hater☠️

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Anyways what do you feel on choupo moting & sarr leaving

tired prism
tired prism
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Should've been sold way back

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As for choupo I'm a bit sad but it's alright

sick wasp
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i feel a little sad choupo leaving
But we need to improve

tired prism
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I just can't wait for this season to end

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Horrid season

sick wasp
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true dat

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Also you predicted it
Flicks held some concrete talks with our board

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and he wants to go back

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He's better 99% of our options so it'll be good

tired prism
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And end this annoyingly long saga

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I swear this board makes me so mad sometimes

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Flick should've been our target after Alonso

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Instead we wasted our time pursuing all these washed up candidates

sick wasp
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Why did we even go for West hams manager

tired prism
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He didn't even last 4 months at VARdrid

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And flopped at wolves

sick wasp
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ye

tired prism
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Just get flick and end this nonsense

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And if u can't get flick then just fcking resign

sick wasp
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Bayern held talks with Hansi Flick last Friday. Flick expressed his willingness to return to the club under certain conditions. Firstly, he does not want to be an interim solution for one year - a contract until 2026 is being discussed. Bayern will no longer give coaches 5-year deals like they did with Nagelsmann in 2021. Secondly, Flick wants Miroslav Klose and Toni Tapalović as assistants

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These are conditions

tired prism
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Bayern and Germany didn't say anything

sick wasp
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Idk ask the guy I copy pasted it

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I scrolled like 60 msgs for this

tired prism
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Lol

sick wasp
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Lemme tag him

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@supple smelt

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Here ya go

signal arch
# tired prism Lol

müller is the goat. Seriously why tf did he never receive a ballon d'or??! it's so rigged, same with lewa, whyyy (that came from your pfp, love it haha)

sick wasp
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Lewa should've won in 2020

signal arch
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thank youuu ikr?!!

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fifa should seriously reconsider their work whyyy

tribal light
supple smelt
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Oh what’s this

finite haven
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Couldn't watch the game

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How did we do?

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Especially the young players and neuer

strong saddle
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Won 2-0

finite haven
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Yeah I know

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I mean how did we play?

strong saddle
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Okay

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Nothing spectacular

signal arch
astral ravine
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imagine the least interesting bayern matches you've seen under tuchel with barely any chances of note

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that was the 2nd half

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glad to see it's one of his last

supple smelt
astral ravine
supple smelt
astral ravine
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just wait

supple smelt
astral apex
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Im not ready for this

tribal light
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Alright dude

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Now this is extremely pissing me off

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I've had enough of this circus

astral apex
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I hope Nagelsmann will come but I dont think so

tribal light
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Nagelsman literally signed a contract at DFB

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Weeks ago

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😭

astral apex
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contracts are there to be broken..

tribal light
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?

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Why tf would he reject us to sign it

astral apex
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was joking

tribal light
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I was abt to say

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Ur trolling hardcore

astral apex
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haha fair

astral apex
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but man I am not ready for choupo to leave

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prediction: he'll go to inter

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nvm they have martinez and arnoutovic

supple smelt
craggy kelp
astral apex
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so sad

tribal light
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We don't know

strong saddle
manic sigil
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Tbh Bayern should give me the role

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Bruh is the only available manager Mourinho

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Who is not gonna do it

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Tbh if we get Xavi Simons I’m pretty happy even if we get a trash manager

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Cause that guy is a baller

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Him and musiala

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Would literally be perfect

tired prism
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The board should hang their head in shame

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Just resign u clowns

upbeat otter
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first coachless season finna go hard

slim harbor
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W board for not hiring flick

strong saddle
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Nothing's confirmed

nimble thicket
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We're in mud rn

strong saddle
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My guess is they'll announce it after the season ends

nimble thicket
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The board is clueless

strong saddle
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Word

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It's being run by clowns

sick wasp
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Why the hell do we can't get a manger

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If he isn't an option
Eth is only one left

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and I don't want us to become United 23/24 in ucl & Bundesliga 💀

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Our board is so clueless that they even might hire ten hag
If we can't get flick we just need to hold tuchel atleast he was good in uc

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I pray we don't get eth
Mourinho is ok option when nothing is available

nimble thicket
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Let's c after euros

finite haven
humble trench
slim harbor
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Get a grip

sick wasp
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bro doesn't understand anything about clubs

tribal light
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@ivory pivot

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Can you yeet this guy

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Absolute Clown

humble trench
earnest sedge
tribal light
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Damn

earnest sedge
deft epoch
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Get luis Enrique

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He didn't win UCL at Psg

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When is his sacking?

tribal light
tired prism
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And if they can't manage either then just fcking resign

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Absolute 🤡

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We used to be the best run club in the world

thorny hare
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man city is miles clear

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in terms of being run well

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rb aswell

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as much as that hurts

tired prism
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Total circus going on at our club

thorny hare
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and if i was tuchel

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id say no

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he deserves better

tired prism
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Ever since we sacked nagelsmann

thorny hare
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ye its a shame

tired prism
sick wasp
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Worst decision

tired prism
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GET FLICK U MORONS

thorny hare
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i can see us get grouped under flick

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ngl

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flick is by far the worst trebble winning manager

tired prism
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He won us the bloody sextuple

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Won the ucl with a 100% win record

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Only club to ever achieve that

thorny hare
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if he was a half decent manager he wouldve done better with germany

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he inherited a winning squad

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literally plug and play

tired prism
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He definitely should've done better

sick wasp
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his time at germany was bad ngl

tired prism
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I had high hopes when he joined Germany

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Sadly he disappointed

sick wasp
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for us only lost like 10-15 games at best

tired prism
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He had an insane win record

sick wasp
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true true

deft epoch
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Just get flick

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See Real as example they got Carlo after his Everton stint was bad and his Bayern stint was bang average

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What flick did with Germany shouldn't be necessary what he would do at Bayern

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But I can see Flick rejecting Bayern though

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Club is getting rejected by some C grade mangers

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Flick is still a B grade manager KloppThink

frozen radish
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JOSE MOURINHO IS AVAILABLE TOO 🗿🍷

tired prism
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That Germany tenure shouldn't define him

tired prism
nimble thicket
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Hope flick comes back

frozen radish
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🗿🍷🥺

woeful cape
nimble thicket
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Only flick can save Bayern!!

deft epoch
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When Germany won world cup

tired prism
ivory raven
astral ravine
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löw was no master tactician

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the squad was absolutely world class n all played together perfectly

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similar case with flick

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he happened to be there with this team, most decent coaches could've gotten similar results

tired prism
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Looks like tuchel might stay after all

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I still think having flick back is the best option

tribal light
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?????????

woeful cape
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arent you guys linked with a flick return

tribal light
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Idk why tf this guy came up

woeful cape
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i legit havent heard of bro till now

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😭

tribal light
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Same

tidal hornet
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Everything with Glasner happened between Rangnick and Flick. It went by so fast, the media only found out afterwards, when we were already linked with Flick

astral ravine
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and that's only because the other one is tuchel

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tuchel keeps ruling out stays he should keep it that way

deep pecan
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I don't want to be mean because I'm sure he gets enough flak as is but how on earth was Bouna Sarr in the squad up until now?? I was convinced he left like 2 years ago he didn't do anything while here 😭

tired prism
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But nobody wanted to sign him lmao

upbeat otter
humble trench
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multiple sources

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idk what we are doing

upbeat otter
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tbf Flick was demanding alot

humble trench
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flick won us the sextuple

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Tuchel is also demanding alot

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and now the board wants to stick with him

upbeat otter
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"Flick wants Miroslav Klose and Toni Tapalović as his assistants. Neither demand should be difficult to fulfill, as Tapalović already returned to his role as goalkeeping coach while Klose is currently without a club.

The other major demand may prove a sticking point. Flick does not want to be an interim solution — a one-year contract is out of the question. While Bayern Munich has steadfastly refused a five year deal after what happened with Julian Nagelsmann, Hansi Flick wants a contract until 2026 at the minimum, which would keep him around for two seasons."

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there was a few more demands im pretty sure

astral ravine
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as soon as tuchel has another poor run of results everyone who wanted him in will complain and will want him out again

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spare yourself the time and embarrassment and just take him out now

upbeat otter
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He deserved to be sacked but I understand why we kept him

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especially after that 1-0 loss to Lazio

astral ravine
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after the entire season up until that week with the 1-0 loss

upbeat otter
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Our domestic performance was terrible this year

astral ravine
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no it wasn't we got more points than last year

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but the style of football's been horrendous

upbeat otter
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True, but atleast last year I wasn't scared to face Bochum

astral ravine
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very few chances and nothing of note happens in too many bayern matches recently

upbeat otter
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Atleast the future looks promising

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especially with those debuts against wolfsburg

astral ravine
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tuchel's never starting those players when something's on the line

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don't get your hopes up

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i doubt he even puts them in dfb pokal

upbeat otter
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i dont expect him too

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I expect some of them to get another start against Hoffenheim however

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Too many injuries this season though

astral ravine
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blame the hybrid pitch

upbeat otter
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You could name any player on the starting XI of Bayern and they probably got injured this season

astral ravine
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i don't think snoretzka missed more than one game in a row

upbeat otter
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dont insult the goat like that

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Goatretzka

astral ravine
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you'll never find a more average player than goretzka

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never the best, never the worst

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he's just there

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just exists

upbeat otter
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2024 Balon'Dor is awarded to Goretzka

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they gave it to him early because hes too good

astral ravine
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for doing absolutely nothing and not even being good enough to get called up to the national team 🙏

upbeat otter
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He should be called up honestly

astral ravine
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nope

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not good enough

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4th choice in his position

upbeat otter
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I guess

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Brandt, Wirtz, Musiala, Muller

astral ravine
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that is not goretzka's position

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also brandt 😭

upbeat otter
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mb

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I was thinking Fifa for some reason 😭

astral ravine
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kroos, andrich, groß

upbeat otter
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been playing too much lately

astral ravine
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he's not good enough at passing to replace kroos and he's not good enough at defending to replace andrich

upbeat otter
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Idk how good Groß is

astral ravine
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better than goretzka

upbeat otter
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Don’t watch Brighton Football

deft epoch
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He is Brighton Kroos

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Stats always look good for him

sick wasp
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glad to have kroos back

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he was controlling the game vs us in ucl
Amazing player

vast copper
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Are we getting theo this summer?

deft epoch
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Upgrade over davies

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But Bayern board are stringent

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They would rather buy some Sarr type player

sick wasp
humble trench
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Sarr is the 🐐

cunning pier
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@grim bramble

woeful cape
cunning pier
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Idk

woeful cape
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u a fraud

sick wasp
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Why the hell are there links between us and Bruno Fernandes

upbeat otter
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The only midfielder thst I want to join Bayern is Wirtz

tired prism
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I hate him more than anything

tired prism
thorny hare
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he was told by bayern he isnt world class

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and proved them wrong

sick wasp
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idk what was our board doing back then

sick wasp
tired prism
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He wasn't world class

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And he had no business demanding a hefty contract

tired prism
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They're clueless

thorny hare
sick wasp
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hey they're considering keeping tuchel now

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something decent

manic sigil
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Not a lot you can do when you’re only teammates are red card merchant and Rasmus Hojlund

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Wouldn’t work at Bayern tho

tired prism
tired prism
frozen radish
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OTHER BAYERN FANS, DO YOU WANT THIS SIGMA AS A NEW BAHYERN MUNICH COACH 🗿 🍷 ?

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WHY I CAN'T SEND PHOTOS ...

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NEVERMIND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOSE "THE FALLEN GIGACHAD" MOURINHO

sick wasp
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why do you type in all caps
Anyways I would if we can't get flick or keep tuchel

tired prism
sick wasp
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bro is gonna go after the ceo

woeful cape
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tucheliban terrorist is winning you all the 7th next season

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trust

tired prism
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Eberl

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Freund

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Hainer

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Uli

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Everyone

sick wasp
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Bro knows the names by heart

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They're done for if they mess up

tired prism
tired prism
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I've never seen such an incompetent board

sick wasp
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I don't care if we win the league or not season

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But we need the ucl

tired prism
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I want number 7

sick wasp
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how close we were this season

tired prism
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And revenge on VARdrid

tired prism
sick wasp
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this is what happens when you play real madrid

tired prism
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We should use that robbery against Madrid as a motivation to win the ucl next season

tired prism
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U can't win ucl without knocking those bastards out

sick wasp
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Kimmich needs be motivated because of those lost 1v1 vs vini

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He needs to become Maldini next season

sick wasp
tired prism
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I want vengeance

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And I have a strong feeling we'll face them at some point next season

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And that's the only way I'll get over this loss

sick wasp
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ok a question
Win 5 ucl in a row from next season on wards or beat real madrid 6-0 at the Allianz

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I mean at the Bernabeu

tired prism
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I want Bayern vs Madrid ucl final next season

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At allianz arena

sick wasp
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5 peat would assert out dominance

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Our*

tired prism
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I don't give a damn about the league next season either

sick wasp
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I only care about ucl

tired prism
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But we need our 7th

sick wasp
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we won alot of league titles

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it can wait

tired prism
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We should be obsessed with winning the ucl next season like Real Madrid were for la decima

sick wasp
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We need ucl more than anything

tired prism
tired prism
sick wasp
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True

tired prism
frozen radish
sick wasp
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I see

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Might make some people confused

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Tho

frozen radish
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Btw, you can win the next UCL. It doesn't matter for me because Chelsea won't play in the next UCL season.

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🗿🍷

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We were robbed against RMA too.

sick wasp
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thanks bro
Hope Chelsea comebacks from their mess and get good mangement

frozen radish
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Kane is my current favourite player. He needs trophies.

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I have a huge respect to Tuchel. He had a strong bond with Chelsea 🗿🍷.

finite haven
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Yo I'm back from mute

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Heard tuchel is probably staying

astral ravine
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the fact that neuer and müller are part of the group that wants tuchel in is saying something

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and it doesn't seem like a coincidence that this is all happening as soon as we've been linked with flick again

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i don't think bayern players want to watch bird videos anymore

upbeat otter
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Unless we want Ten Hag wuf

sick wasp
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I WILL NOT TAKE TEN HAG

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worst option

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Even for a rebuild

nova pagoda
humble trench
sick wasp
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what

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do you see what erik ten hag is doing in Manchester now

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I'll say he was good for ajax
But who wants this guy who couldn't even win the europa league

humble trench
sick wasp
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still I will take tuchel over eth any day

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I don't want to see us get destroyed in league and ucl

humble trench
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how can he create a good system if his players are always injured?

humble trench
sick wasp
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Atleast we got far into ucl

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I had no hopes for us against arsenal

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somehow won

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And real madrid don't ask

tired prism
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Tuchel is clutch in ucl games

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We have a serious chance with him next season

tired prism
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Gotta watch videos of birds to win the treble

woeful cape
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shaven hag in big 2024 💀

deft epoch
deft epoch
tired prism
deft epoch
tired prism
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@deft epoch who do u even support?

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Bayern or Madrid?

deft epoch
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Madrid KloppThink

tired prism
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Then get outta here

deft epoch
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But I follow a lot of football

tired prism
woeful cape
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Nah bros traumatized

manic sigil
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Xavi Simons when

devout edge
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How does a club like Bayern Munich struggle to get managers

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Bayern should have an elite manager who's Top 5 itw

sick wasp
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because we made a mistake

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more precisely

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oliver kahn did

devout edge
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Yeah

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For me the only acceptable manager for Bayern

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Is someone who's a Top 5 one

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Because Bayern are like a football royalty

manic sigil
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No simons

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gg

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Unless they are willing to sell him after the loan

astral ravine
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don't think we need him tho would be a pointless move

devout edge
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They have so many talented players

astral ravine
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but they're a dogshit club

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the opposite of quality

devout edge
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Leipzig are a quality club even if their morals are awful

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Leipzig are basically Dortmund

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Develop players then they get bought

astral ravine
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dortmund are a historic club with so much more about them than just being a stepping stone club

devout edge
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Dortmund are a club that generates talent

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Then sell it, they are a talent farm

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Leipzig are also a talent farm

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As Leipzig create talent then they sell it

astral ravine
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the reasoning behind it is important

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dortmund do it because they were near insolvency and they have to sell players to stay afloat

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leipshit do it not for the sport, not because they care about the club

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they only sell to make money

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it's a direct insult to a club like dortmund to compare them to leipshit

manic sigil
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Dortmund only exist cause Bayern gave them a loan funny enough

devout edge
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In the next 5 years

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Bayern should get a manager who's counter attacking and who's acc a Top 10 manager minimum

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Bayern have had a manager crisis

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They need to stick with a manager for 8 years

astral ravine
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that's a massive stretch

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there are no current managers who can stick with bayern for 8 years

tired prism
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It'll be an achievement if a manager can stick with us even for 3 years now

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They need to keep bringing the big trophies

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Otherwise they'll get sacked

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That's how the standards at Bayern work

devout edge
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I'm no Bayern expert but if Bayern get high pts in the league

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And are a massive threat in Europe

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That'll be good

tired prism
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For now we need that number 7 next season

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It's a must

devout edge
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You need a DM

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Tuchel has been asking for a DM for ages

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Imagine if Rice came to Bayern

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Rice as the DM and Kimmich as the CM would have been powerful

woeful cape
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we're gonna deadass buy kimmich for dm in big 2024 💀

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(barca)

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fc finishedalona

devout edge
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Rice can give Kimmich the space he needs to orchestrate play

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Rice can be the 6

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Kimmich can be the 8

devout edge
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Nw bro he doesn't care abt Barca

woeful cape
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does he?

devout edge
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Yeah

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I heard he wants to stay

astral ravine
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he wasn't allat under nagelsmann either

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been significantly better at rb and that's where he should stay

devout edge
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I feel like on his day, he's a creative midfielder who can really set the tempo

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He's just been set as CDM a bit too much, I feel like if a CDM like Rice gave Kimmich space

astral ravine
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was jus about to say don't come with that "on his day" shite

devout edge
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Kimmich would be more comfortable creating chances

astral ravine
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he hasn't been on his day in a few years

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keep him at rb

devout edge
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You bought Boey for a reason

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Goretzka is ass

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Why not get a DM and give Kimmich a chance

astral ravine
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it was a bad reason

devout edge
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Boey has potential for sure though

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He could become a top Bayern player

astral ravine
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backup to kimmich for now

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pavlo+laimer midfield

manic sigil
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Ong

devout edge
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I like Laimer

manic sigil
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Pavlovic is a chef

astral ravine
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we don't need a world class 6 jus a decent backup for pavlovic to rest him

devout edge
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Laimer is a quality box to box, he's fast, he has three lungs and he's very good at taking the ball off other players

manic sigil
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Like you do not know how disappointed I am that he chose Germany over Serbia cause he is that impactful of a player already

astral ravine
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get in oliver skipp or sumn while we're at it getting english spurs players

devout edge
manic sigil
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Get Troy parrot at this point tbh

devout edge
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Spurs are a losers club with a losers mentality

manic sigil
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May as well turn him into a Eric maxim chipou mouting

devout edge
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Bayern have won 33 German titles, 6 Champions League and so many German cups

astral ravine
devout edge
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Spurs will never know what it's like to win a trophy

astral ravine
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players who leave spurs find out tho

manic sigil
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Dier unironically went from trash to goated

astral ravine
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we can continue that streak

devout edge
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Bayern fans are probably bored of winning all the time

manic sigil
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All spurs played when they leave win trophies too

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Erikson and others

astral ravine
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he'll be cheap for a 23yo

manic sigil
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Ong

devout edge
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Tuchel wants a DM so they should get a good DM

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Send Pavlovic on loan for a couple years, get him to grow

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Then he can come back to Bayern

manic sigil
devout edge
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Bayern send players on loan

astral ravine
manic sigil
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Like idk Bayern could sign idk

astral ravine
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pavlovic is good enough to start but too young to start every match so all we need is a decent experienced dm to rest pavlo

devout edge
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So yeah you've got a point

manic sigil
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I feel like Bayern can get a guy from Spain to fill the dm idk who tho

devout edge
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I would have just liked Bayern to get a world class DM because that would help them a lot

astral ravine
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in terms of quality he can be a regular starter it's not the experience

manic sigil
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I feel like a La liga player would be fairly cheep

astral ravine
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it's for fitness reasons

devout edge
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If Rice was at Bayern, he'd solve a lot of midfield issues for them

astral ravine
astral ravine
devout edge
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It's a shame bro doesn't wanna leave his comfort zone

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Bayern would have been a very good club for him

astral ravine
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woulda shoulda coulda

manic sigil
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Bruh imagine rues to Bayern that’d actually be hilarious

astral ravine
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double it n give it to the next london club

devout edge
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Or Isak to Sunderland

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Bro no wtf

astral ravine
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it'd be a scandal but nowhere near on that level

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you overvalue bayern vs dortmund as a rivalry

devout edge
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Ik you said it's not that bad but surely there's some hatred there

astral ravine
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not that much

manic sigil
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Na

devout edge
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Tbf City and Liverpool should be rivals but it's the gayest rivalry itw so maybe not all big clubs hate each other

manic sigil
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Dortmund exist cause Bayern gave them a loan

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They would be bankrupt otherwise

devout edge
astral ravine
devout edge
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They trust them a lot lol

astral ravine
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and such poor takes to back them up

devout edge
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Some of my takes make sense

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Like if you send Pavlovic on loan, he'll come back to Bayern a more mature player

astral ravine
devout edge
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And he'll be better prepared

astral ravine
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he's obviously got the quality to start now

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loaning him would be worse than loaning stanisic

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and everyone agrees that was a poor decision

devout edge
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Won't Stani come back to Bayern a better player tho

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If he's on loan

astral ravine
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he probably won't come back to bayern at all

tired prism
astral ravine
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he could've developed here just as much as in leverkusen

astral ravine
devout edge
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Ik some loans give the club an option to buy

tired prism
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If he doesn't he's a snake

devout edge
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But if you're on loan you're coming back to the club in some time

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Simons is going back to PSG soon

tired prism
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We need flick back

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The players need to watch some bird videos

astral ravine
tired prism
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To win the treble

astral ravine
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simons will probably leave psg again

devout edge
tired prism
astral ravine
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lord knows flick can't do it

devout edge
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Expecting Bayern to trust you as a manager is the equivalent of trusting Diddy with your kid

tired prism
devout edge
astral ravine
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not for the team

tired prism
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He had an outrageous win record at Bayern

astral ravine
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his bayern stint shouldn't either

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he was ass at hoppenheim

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that's 2 bad stints to one great one

tired prism
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We would've won back to back ucls had it not been for lewa's injury and the stupid away goals rule

astral ravine
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that's a mid tier record overall

tired prism
devout edge
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I look at it like you're more likely to develop if you're getting more minutes

astral ravine
tired prism
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That was the beauty

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I miss that football at Bayern

astral ravine
devout edge
tired prism
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Something tucheliban knows nothing about

devout edge
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Tuchel plays Diego Simeone football

tired prism
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But that doesn't mean we shouldn't keep him

astral ravine
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if we get in flick we'll need to have players planned out for him

tired prism
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It's either flick or tuchel for me

devout edge
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Look mate

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Look on the bright side

astral ravine
devout edge
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Tuchel's probably cured your grandma's insomnia

manic sigil
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Why are there no managers for Bayern bro

astral ravine
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all the good options rejected us

devout edge
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Because his football can make u sleep

woeful cape
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after what happened to bagelsmann

devout edge
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If I was a doctor and my 89 yr old patient was struggling to sleep

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I would put a Bayern Munich game on

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That'll help her sleep

manic sigil
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Yea nagelsman had the least deserved sacking of all time probably

astral ravine
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tuchel's football isn't the reason he should leave it's actually been decent since that poor run in february

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he's jus a shameless prick who doesn't understand the club

woeful cape
tired prism
manic sigil
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It was like 3 days before the city game

tired prism
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We had the ucl in our hands last season

astral ravine
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between flick n tuchel it's jus a matter of who's the worst out of two bad options

devout edge
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Bayern be like:
You lost 1 game against Hoffenheim, I know you've had 27 wins and you've went unbeaten in the UCL so far but nah that ain't it g

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Get out

astral ravine
tired prism
astral ravine
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don't associate that decision with the club's general business

tired prism
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Kahn didn't want to lose out on tuchel again

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Warra stupid reason

tired prism
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We can win the ucl next season with either

astral ravine
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we can't

tired prism
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We're the biggest club in the world

astral ravine
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we can maybe go to the final

tired prism
astral ravine
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not gon win it with flick or tuchel tho

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in fact our biggest problem this season wasn't even managerial issues

manic sigil
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Lowkey I feel like arteta could leave Arsenal

astral ravine
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it's the new hybrid pitches

tired prism
devout edge
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Bayern are the best club to be allergic to good managers

astral ravine
tired prism
astral ravine
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we didn't have the same injury problems last season

tired prism
manic sigil
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If I was the Arsenal board I would realise he’s been there for a while and won 1 trophy with a lot of spending

tired prism
manic sigil
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Yea

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I feel like he could fit at Bayern

tired prism
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Thankfully ur not a board member

tired prism
devout edge
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Hopefully Bayern doesn't become the new Man Utd

manic sigil
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Na

devout edge
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Where they finish 7th

manic sigil
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Bayerns too big

tired prism
devout edge
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Nah I'm kidding it won't

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But ur gonna be a shadow of ur former self

tired prism
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Comparing us to the worst club on the planet?

tired prism
manic sigil
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As much as we defend the German league Bayern just won’t finish 7th ever

astral ravine
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guardiola took them out for a reason now we brought them back and this is barely half of our injury list

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manic sigil
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Bayern just dominates off of pure talent

tired prism
astral ravine
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you can't say this and say some of your takes are valid

devout edge
tired prism
astral ravine
tired prism
manic sigil
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Guys are you ready for the 500th jupp heynkeys reign as manager

astral ravine
devout edge
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In the real world Bayern will probably find their way back up

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They have the resources

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They've got a new board now

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Hopefully the new board isn't as cancerous as the old one

tired prism
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He's almost 80

manic sigil
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Who’s the bologna manager

astral ravine