@astral ravine its over
#bayern-munich
craggy siren
astral ravine
<@686621247269896211> its over
laimer was class tbf
goretzka's the issue
arsenal had little to no problem getting past him
craggy siren
goretzka's the issue
nah goretzka was quite decent that game
the problem was pavies
astral ravine
davies 2nd half was decent
craggy siren
our left side were vulnerable to their attacking waves
astral ravine
laimer was carrying the defensive midfield tho
goretzka got an assist but that's about it
might be the only good thing i've seen him do this season that wasn't against mainz
craggy siren
laimer was carrying the defensive midfield tho
ye his workrate was insane
humble trench
Be ready for the tomorrow night to get cooked
humble trench
nah goretzka was quite decent that game
goretzka was our motm imo
humble trench
yeah we’re finished
nah
deft epoch
With the way season is going Bayern would be celebrating if they reach Semis
Harder than they celebrated for reaching 2013 final
astral ravine
goretzka was our motm imo
nah
easily gnabry
man's a winger and he put a bigger shift on both sides of the pitch than snoretzka
humble trench
man's a winger and he put a bigger shift on both sides of the pitch than snoretz...
brother
goretzka was balling
no way u called him snoretzka
he was like 2020 again
astral ravine
he was like 2020 again
were we watching the same match 😭
sure he had a well placed assist n he wasn't horrible after that but if that had been our best performance on the pitch we would've lost
he wasn't motm
not even the best player in the double pivot
humble trench
were we watching the same match 😭
he was defending soo good
astral ravine
he was defending soo good
he really wasn't
barely got in any duels, barely made any tackles, just a few moments here and there
but a match isn't made up of moments you have to be strong for the full 90 minutes and laimer did that a lot better than goretzka
sick wasp
Arsenal fans are the type of people to say give us real madrid
But only after winning barely on penalties to porto
and before the match they were like "pray for porto"
most Prem fans annoying asf
rustic pilot
Kane brace
tired prism
We will obviously win
I really like arsenal but their fans are talking too much trash
They're already thinking about city or madrid when they won't get past bayern
tired prism
Today's the day
Season on the line
We lose and it's over
But that's not gonna happen
sick wasp
LMFAO LOOK AT U NOW
bro he got me believing barca would go through
humble trench
LMFAO LOOK AT U NOW
he left LOL
azure wolf
Come on
tired prism
he left LOL
He couldn't face me after getting humiliated lol
I owned his ass
At least he won't be constantly in this Bayern channel trolling anymore
tired prism
bro he got me believing barca would go through
I constantly said PSG will knock barca out which made him mad
normal comet
I really like arsenal but their fans are talking too much trash
Honestly yeah man
Like "we will destroy you"
You play us at the Allianz
It's over for them.
craggy siren
is there choreo/tifo today
tired prism
Honestly yeah man
Like "we will destroy you"
You play us at the Allianz
It's ove...
Arsenal really needed to win at the emirates
It's very difficult for them now
And losing to villa won't help either
normal comet
And losing to villa won't help either
Yeah
Villa still is a great team atm
Pau toress and Martinez could stop em
Then how could neuer and de ligt not.
deft epoch
Yeah
Villa still is a great team atm
Pau toress and Martinez could stop em
Then ...
Football is a funny game, you know
tired prism
Yeah
Villa still is a great team atm
Pau toress and Martinez could stop em
Then ...
We should be winning tonight
No excuses
And Thomas Muller must start
normal comet
And Thomas Muller must start
He will hopefully
But he's not been performing
The goat has lost his pace in the matter of one year
sand escarp
Rice cooking arsenal with an own goal we will be there no matter what
strong saddle
the momuntum will hopefully be on our side all game
normal comet
Football is a funny game, you know
Yeah man
Hilarious game only when u don't loose
normal comet
the momuntum will hopefully be on our side all game
Your pfp is Hilarious
normal comet
Fr
tired prism
He will hopefully
But he's not been performing
The goat has lost his pace in the...
He always offers something when he's on the pitch
craggy siren
Twitter
strong saddle
thats why we call him tucheliban
scarlet anvil
Good luck tonight it’ll be a good game
strong saddle
You bet it will
tired prism
Why Rapha on the wings?
How's that even gonna work?
It was such a simple decision to start Muller
But this bastard has screwed it up again
sand escarp
Thomas Muller 🤷🏻 not in line-up
tired prism
I thought gurrerio was a lb
Exactly he's never been a winger for us
Tuchel is making stupid decisions
sick wasp
why not Muller or tel
strong saddle
Coo-coo brain
tired prism
Exactly but tel is probably not ready for such a big night
sick wasp
Muller might be slow but his vision is still unmatched
void horizon
guys im nervous we have alfonso suspended that's gonna hurt
and they are not playing zinchenko
astral apex
guys im nervous we have alfonso suspended that's gonna hurt
Nah it isn't gonna hurt
strong saddle
Buddy can watch from the stands
void horizon
Nah it isn't gonna hurt
how so? he's been key for the whole season
astral apex
Pavlovic as a starter and tel as a starter and guerreiro on lb
Nvm guerreiro as a sub
astral apex
how so? he's been key for the whole season
He's been ass
He's quick, thats it
He literally gave away a win against leverkusen
Now they're still undefeated tbh
sand escarp
No koman , no davies
astral apex
More importantly, no gnabry
tired prism
Muller might be slow but his vision is still unmatched
Absolutely
We absolutely needed Muller on the pitch
But this idiot will never get it
F tuchel
sick wasp
Real
honestly he was like only few players who actually made Kane some opportunities in the frankfurt game
void horizon
so many key players missing. this is gonna be rough
sick wasp
Man only if gnarbyy or Coman were fit
astral apex
Same
strong saddle
sick wasp
Hope it works
tired prism
https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1780669435075772489
Absolute moron
Starting Muller was a no brainer
void horizon
i dont like what im seeing man. we're sitting back too much. we're at home ffs
void horizon
why is tuchel parking the bus at home ffs
golden dagger
tribal light
Man what is this haram ball
sick wasp
Bro just sub on muller already
void horizon
someone needs to remind tuchel there is no more away goal rule
sick wasp
What is this defensive ball
When we need a goal
void horizon
dont tell me he's playing for pens ffs
sick wasp
Why did tuchel just give up on attacking
humble trench
Plz
boreal oar
congrats u guys won
little scroll
oh shut it
atomic python
congrats boys
sick wasp
Bro why is uppamecano coming on
(I'm scared even if for 8 mins at max)
Less goo we wonn
tribal light
They were talking so much trash
I was being respecful all the time
And i told james to not blame me if we win
digital flax
Lfgggggg
tired prism
I was being respecful all the time
I tried to be
digital flax
Semi Final
tribal light
And spam him with Screenshots
merry estuary
Dortmund Bayern final maybe?
strong saddle
Paggio
tribal light
Congrats \
Same to you bro
digital flax
Twitter
boreal oar
dortmund vs bayern i have seen the script
tribal light
dortmund vs bayern i have seen the script
Ay Blud
We still love y'all it was a great game
craggy siren
https://x.com/fcbayern/status/1780711740612997235?s=46
😍😍
boreal oar
u guys stomp on madrid easy
craggy siren
what a team
unreal wing
We have met again in semi finals. May we have a good match🤝
And congratulations for winning the match❤️🤍
strong saddle
You too mate
wild epoch
Good luck with UCL, give Harry Kane at least a trophy
tribal light
frozen grove
Lads will we beat Madrid?
tired prism
Lads will we beat Madrid?
Only if the second leg was at home
But tbh if doesn't really matter
We've won a penalty shootout at Bernabeu in 2012
tribal light
Lads will we beat Madrid?
Not gonna be delusional and say yes
It'll be a hard game
Very hard
Wouldn't say impossible
craggy siren
https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bayern-bayern-munich-bayern-munchen-gif-152...
aura 🔥
humble trench
tired prism
Would rather have Arsenal win the CL
Same
But european clasico is football heritage
It's been far too long since we last played Madrid
frozen grove
I got all 4
sick wasp
I actually wanted Dortmund, Psg, Real, Bayern to go through
bro actually no way
My orginal careless predictions were 4/4
I kinda lost hope with Dortmund
But guess they came back
humble trench
Same
stark sigil
i went 3/4
I only got Bayern to go through😭😭
humble trench
some people could use this card
tired prism
some people could use this card
True
astral ravine
some people could use this card
nah watching the games he's still mid
man is the goretzka of our defense
jus there to fill a starting 11, never gonna have an absolute stinker but never gonna be world class
astral ravine
u didnt watch the same match bruv
one match is not the whole season
he's been mid the whole season
it's like if you only watched the mainz match and said goretzka was the best bayern player this season
small prawn
Is it true English teams dont win at the allianz?
sick wasp
we got back 7-1
4 years ago
humble trench
Is it true English teams dont win at the allianz?
didn't man city beat them
sterile bison
Twitter
lost shell
https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1781216914963861675?s=46
The fans need to chill lol
tribal light
craggy siren
https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1781216914963861675?s=46
Uefamafia striked again
Against all the odds
astral ravine
https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1781216914963861675?s=46
uefa mad soft man
i've seen pyros like that at 5th tier matches
strong saddle
https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1781216914963861675?s=46
NOT AGAIN
sick wasp
bro no away dominance cmon
ancient karma
yoo
we gon beat them
ig
the win probability for us is 40%
for madrid it is 34%
26% draw
WE WIN
tired prism
What's all this nonsense sources reporting bs about our new coach?
Some random source legit said we've reached an agreement with zidane
strong saddle
Hahaha
small prawn
Did bayern have a better atmosphere?
strong saddle
Yeah imo
deft epoch
Some random source legit said we've reached an agreement with zidane
Ngl what other options Bayern r even thinking of
Naglesmann committed to Germany
Leverkusen and Dortmund coach aren't leaving
Di zerbi has release clause
Even if Bayern want a coach who knows a little but German (which imo shouldn't be criteria) they aren't available except Flick.
And after what happened I doubt Flick would be rejoining Bayern soon.
timid acorn
De rossi?
tired prism
And after what happened I doubt Flick would be rejoining Bayern soon.
What happened? Flick had issues with brazzo who's no longer here
Flick is the perfect candidate along with zidane imo
astral ravine
Leverkusen and Dortmund coach aren't leaving
dortmund coach 😭
if we ever came close to getting terzic we'd be even more cooked
deft epoch
Flick is the perfect candidate along with zidane imo
I know
humble trench
Guys Union Berlin vs Bayern München
tired prism
Guys Union Berlin vs Bayern München
Eh
Just gotta keep our winning momentum
Nothing else to play for
craggy siren
tired prism
Man oh man I wished they announced Zidane by now
Same
I ain't trusting these rubbish sources anymore
humble trench
If Zidane doesnt come bro let Tucheliban fulfill his contract until 2025
sick wasp
looks sick
Better than the tottenham kit we have now
astral ravine
If Zidane doesnt come bro let Tucheliban fulfill his contract until 2025
no
i'd rather have müller as spielertrainer
scarlet anvil
Take Gareth Southgate he speaks English
scarlet anvil
Stop trolling
Was just giving a suggestion
tired prism
Perfect manager for their crap club
atomic python
make it 10
sand escarp
Muller brace 🫠
atomic python
lol
tired prism
Muller hat-trick incoming
astral ravine
woulda been a zaragoza assist
thorny hare
Im down with keeping tuchel
tribal light
But this is just unacceptable
Never forgetting that
Idk what bro smoked to come up with this beyond cringe Lineup
thorny hare
But this is just unacceptable
u good? u realise he tried the same thing he did againstt arsenal, only that frimpong didnt play unexpected and therefore the plan didnt work
tuchel is a great coach
humble trench
tuchel is a great coach
Shame he deals with a very toxic and moody locker room
humble trench
tuchel is a great coach
nah he isnt
astral ravine
Shame he deals with a very toxic and moody locker room
shame he's a very toxic and moody person himself
one of the worst coaches in top tier football when it comes to press conferences
he can win ucl n still shouldn't be allowed to stay jus for the shite he's said
shameless prick
thorny hare
shame he's a very toxic and moody person himself
just cuz he doesnt lie and glaze like other coaches/players
id take tuchel 10x over zidane or mourhinio
zidane isnt an actual coach he i just respected and mourhinio is just done
astral ravine
just cuz he doesnt lie and glaze like other coaches/players
no because he shamelessly invokes the name of a recently deceased club and national legend to bayern's own fans despite having only been there for less than a year at the time
telling bayern fans they shouldn't do the silent protests because it wasn't what beckenbauer would've wanted is possibly the worst, most shameless, self-centered piece of shite statement i've heard from a bayern manager in real time
any bayern fan with a semblance of respect for the club should want him out as soon as possible
humble trench
whos gonna be our new coach?
humble trench
id take tuchel 10x over zidane or mourhinio
im sorry, but 0 ball for u
Tuchel never blames the tactics and always the player
and uses excuses like: we won on xG
tidal hornet
"You can see that we're successful. If you put it all together: We have four points more than last season, we scored more goals, we have a better goal difference, Champions League semi-finals. It's not that bad" - Max Eberl
thorny hare
im sorry, but 0 ball for u
Ye and Zidane is a great tactician right? He might work for real but not for a team like Bayern and mourhinio is done
Only real option is that Brighton guy
astral ravine
Ye and Zidane is a great tactician right? He might work for real but not for a t...
zidane's never been anywhere but real we don't know that for sure
zidane's not the best option but he's not the worst
de zerbi is mid n i'd rather take a chance at zidane than him
thorny hare
zidane's never been anywhere but real we don't know that for sure
And he only worked for real cuz players respected him and the team he inherited was just too good
If u think Zidane would do better for Bayern than tuchel ur actually clueless
astral ravine
And he only worked for real cuz players respected him and the team he inherited ...
he inherited a world class team and i'm sure loads of managers would've done similarly like with hansi flick
the difference is hansi flick's had another stint to show he's not some all-star cheat sheet for success
zidane's not gotten a chance to prove he's not only good with world class players
and he may not be better and it may not work out in the end but i'd still rather have him in the dugout than that stuck up dick
tuchel is the last person who should be bayern manager next season
modest frost
telling bayern fans they shouldn't do the silent protests because it wasn't what...
Kaiser Franz wouldnt have wanted some clown playing terrorball in the club
deft epoch
Zidane anyday better than being stuck in a grumpy relationship with Tuchel
slim harbor
We don't want flick
tame carbon
gerd muller or beckenbauer.
slim harbor
We don't want flick
tired prism
gerd muller or beckenbauer.
Wtf? Why would we compare two of our biggest legends?
Completely different positions as well
deft epoch
https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1782011607859507647
Don't get flick in Barcelona
Atleast hire 2 bodyguards with him
With 8 bullets in gun
For protection
modern escarp
Flick at bayern? Wouldn't be the worst if he could do what he did the first time
tame carbon
Wtf? Why would we compare two of our biggest legends?
just a question.
tired prism
Flick at bayern? Wouldn't be the worst if he could do what he did the first time
Exactly
Flick and Zidane are my top two options
tired prism
Zidane is a proven winner
tired prism
but I hate zidane
2017 and 2018?
tired prism
I speak for every Bayern fan when I say extend juppel 👏🏻
That's not a possibility
craggy siren
I speak for every Bayern fan when I say extend juppel 👏🏻
Juppel 👏🏻
slim harbor
Juppel 👏🏻
Juppel lovers 😲
Only if he changed his interview attitudes would be perfect
astral ravine
Only if he changed his interview attitudes would be perfect
too late for that
he's said too much bs to show his face anywhere near munich next season
strong saddle
he can never show his face in munich again
strong saddle
Say goodbye to some of our best players
craggy siren
sick wasp
https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1782439047899631882?s=46
man really
Only if Zidane had learned German or even english maybe
humble trench
we want zidane
or flick
flick probs #1 for me and alot more fans
zidane #2
and zebra 🦓 #724
digital flax
https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1782439047899631882?s=46
RDZ>
tired prism
Why are we not even considering flick ffs?
Wtf is wrong with the board?
Bunch of 🤡
astral ravine
he's not got very good defensive tactics
n depending on who you ask we have a worse attack than in 2020 in terms of player quality even tho it's mostly the same players
with a worse attack his defense gets exposed like we saw with germany
if his teams can't outscore they can't win
not against teams with good attacks at least
board's right in not wanting flick
tribal light
he's not got very good defensive tactics
Bayern needs to stop focusing on Defense
Defense was never our strength
We win games by outscoring and not parking the bus
We could buy the best defenders itw and still concede to teams like Heidenheim and Bochum
We have a WC Attack that we need to use aggressively
tired prism
board's right in not wanting flick
U think rangnick is a better option than flick?
tired prism
We win games by outscoring and not parking the bus
Exactly
Flick is a proven winner and the best option available rn
It's a no brainer
astral ravine
U think rangnick is a better option than flick?
no i'd say they're about equal i don't want either
flick's also a proven loser and only a regio manager without his bayern stint
once we get a team we can't outscore we'll struggle because that's all flick can do
tired prism
flick's also a proven loser and only a regio manager without his bayern stint
Ur simply judging him based off his Germany stint
tired prism
once we get a team we can't outscore we'll struggle because that's all flick can...
Who else can we get then huh?
astral ravine
and the fact that the only other club he managed was regio
tired prism
and the fact that the only other club he managed was regio
He simply never got the opportunity
astral ravine
Who else can we get then huh?
i like thiago motta but the question is if he can communicate with the players
idk if he speaks english
tired prism
i like thiago motta but the question is if he can communicate with the players
Let's be real there's no chance in hell of us getting him
He's not even a candidate for us
tired prism
We didn't even try to approach zidane
astral ravine
it's not impossible
tired prism
And now we're doing the same with flick
astral ravine
We didn't even try to approach zidane
says who? rumors have said everything and anything about zidane
tired prism
it's not impossible
First this rangnick deal needs to collapse
tired prism
says who? rumors have said everything and anything about zidane
True
astral ravine
"zidane doesn't want to go to bayern' "bayern have verbally agreed with zidane" "bayern are not looking to get zidane"
with all these rumors i wouldn't be surprised if rangnick fell through again
again mind you
according to rumors he already fell out as a candidate
astral ravine
nobody seems to actually know what's going on so i don't think it's possible to say who's in and out of the question
tired prism
We don't need so much unrest before the ucl semis
Since the board obviously don't have a clue they should postpone this till the Madrid games
astral ravine
we've been having this unrest since before the quarters
might as well just let it happen
glossy escarp
https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1782722203949076770 these are going to be our ticket prices if anyone decides to go to the second leg:
devout edge
https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1782722203949076770 these are going to b...
Lmao
Bayern fans hate that
humble trench
i hate our board they are full of grandpas and need to step down like negotiating with rangnick is fricking ridiculous like wtf man #JuppelINRangnickOUT
slim harbor
i hate our board they are full of grandpas and need to step down like negotiatin...
Rangnick didn't even joined but you want him out 💀
tribal light
humble trench
Rangnick didn't even joined but you want him out 💀
bayern hasnt hit a low point like this since the 1991/92 season ffs like bringing in rangnick would be a death sentence to ucl glory. #JuppelINRangnickOUT
slim harbor
Shut up
Tuchel is worst bayern coach in this century
Ragnick will help the club to regain its dynasty
tribal light
Ragnick will help the club to regain its dynasty
Will get back to this when we actually get him
humble trench
Tuchel is worst bayern coach in this century
yes
i agree
but i dont think ragnick is a good fit
but maybe he will surprise us all
craggy siren
dier my beloved
astral ravine
Our best defender
2nd best
just off pure defending de ligt is miles better
kim could probably overtake him too but he's not really in his best form atm
was better vs union tho
tribal light
Yall said same when we signed dier
You cannot compare player with trainer
Whole Dier had his ups and downs
In Tottenham
Rangnick does not have a promising career at all
People here do not realize that Bayern's Trainer Job is one of the most unattractive to exist
slim harbor
best talent ID in this business, better at implementing a dominant system, better man managing skills, extremely composed
What do you want more
tribal light
Because we keep sacking and sacking as soon as we don't like the resulst
Now y'all wanna bring Rangnick
slim harbor
I can see us winning ucl next year
tribal light
Oh, Rangnick didn't cook?
Who's next
Tuchel has made mistakes, but we should not sack him just to get rid of him
If you sack him, then for something promising
And not a fcking experiment that had a very mediocre training career
slim harbor
Also see the club where he managed
tribal light
Tuchel can't lace his shoes
Tuchel won the CL with a Mediocre Chelsea while Rangnick didn't even cook with United
slim harbor
Tuchel won the CL with a Mediocre Chelsea while Rangnick didn't even cook with U...
He wanted to change the situation in utd but utd was the one who never listened to him
In utd pep guardiola will also fail
tribal light
My point still stays
We keep sacking and sacking and we'll keep making ourselves unattractive for new Trainers
3 Trainers in around 1 year
That's just mad
slim harbor
Fault of brazzo and kahn tbf we can't change it now
tribal light
Yeah and what if the holy Rangnick also fails
Who do we blame then
Eberl and Freund?
We're becoming a joke of a club
slim harbor
Yes
tribal light
Why can't we use the same logic for Tuchel then
He's been Trainer for 1 season (not counting the season where he took over because it was end of the season and an absolute mess anyway)
slim harbor
Tuchel play clueless ball
astral ravine
for one rangnick's not even joined yet it's only rumors
rumors said zidane verbally agreed too
astral ravine
Why can't we use the same logic for Tuchel then
if rangnick ever disrespects the fanbase and the club like tuchel did he should be tossed out just as quickly
tribal light
if rangnick ever disrespects the fanbase and the club like tuchel did he should ...
I'm not disagreeing. But currently, it feels like they're just trying to get anyone just to get rid of Tuchel
And that's the worst thing to do
slim harbor
müller as a player trainer
Very early
tribal light
i say give the Special One a shot
Mourinho in this Conversation
humble trench
idk itd be a hell of an entertaining season
slim harbor
Rangnick > mourinho by a mile
humble trench
i dont really care how successful bayern is anymore, i just want somw fun
tribal light
Mourinho wins you 1 Trophy and calls it a day
tribal light
Mourinho wins you 1 Trophy and calls it a day
Bro going trophyless till he gets sacked afterwards
slim harbor
Future mainz goal keeper nubel
slim harbor
Below average
slim harbor
So 😂?
slim harbor
Does that make lukas hedrecky better than neuer
slim harbor
Nubel should stick to Stuttgart
Bayern isn't his level
Have to pay his wages useless money 😂
tribal light
Aznou
Nah
Been talking to you for what now
20 mins
Tell me you're trolling about everything
slim harbor
Literally called him mid
Be fr ? You see nubel as bayern level? We are known for having best keepers
tribal light
Be fr ? You see nubel as bayern level? We are known for having best keepers
He will
Be
That's why we extended him and loaned him out to Stuttgart for another season
It's a good plan that i agree with
He's getting better there
Especially now when Stuttgart plays in the CL next season
He'll definetly be able to be a good keeper for us in the future
slim harbor
For me kobel is the guy
tribal light
Kobel won't join us
slim harbor
Until neuer leaves no one will join us let my goat retire first
astral ravine
Be
he's 27 there's not a lot of room for improvement anymore
not every gk lasts til they're 38
tribal light
he's 27 there's not a lot of room for improvement anymore
28/29/30 is the perfect age
astral ravine
nübel has 2nd choice potential at best
i'd rather he just stays at stuttgart and we let peretz become our 2nd choice or one of the youth academy keepers like schenk or hülsmann
i thought it said contract 
devout edge
For me kobel is the guy
Hopefully Kobel doesn't betray Dortmund like that
mint mango
i thought it said contract <:sadbappe:1054203652035846154>
bro
😭
so did i
honestly idk how i feel about ragnick, but he'll be better than tuchel
slim harbor
Hopefully Kobel doesn't betray Dortmund like that
Only if we pay 90m for him it's fair
devout edge
Only if we pay 90m for him it's fair
Dortmund do not respect themselves lmao, if Kobel will go anywhere it shouldn't be Bayern
slim harbor
Dortmund do not respect themselves lmao, if Kobel will go anywhere it shouldn't ...
Why
devout edge
Because Bayern and Dortmund r rivals in a way
Not like a United or Liverpool but to me it's still a bit disrespectful
tired prism
We're beating Madrid
tribal light
We're beating Madrid
Mate
I love you
But don't tell Arsenal fans to not pre-judge a game, then doing the same
😭
It's gonna be a fcking hard game
And I'm not too confident if we can win
I already said this before the Arsenal game and I was right bout that
strong saddle
I said a scrappy 1-0 win in Allianz would happen and it did
tribal light
Chelsea Fan talking
That's crazy
Your whole team is getting carried by a Man City reject
While being 9th in the Prem
Get your goofy ahh looking face outta here
😭
Talk again when you play in any European Competition
strong saddle
your the last person to be talking
sick wasp
Imagine needing to scroll down to the bottom half to see where youre team are
craggy siren
don’t talk shite if you are younger than rb leipzig
tired prism
I said a scrappy 1-0 win in Allianz would happen and it did
Scrappy? We dominated them
tired prism
Yea we should've scored more
But I think it is possible for us to beat Madrid
Everyone's counting us out
@versed panther he's trolling in every channel
tribal light
tired prism
Only winning the pokal with Schalke and his current tenure with Austria could be considered a success
And that's not enough to warrant the Bayern job
tribal light
Only winning the pokal with Schalke and his current tenure with Austria could be...
Our People don't realize we're the most unattractive club itw to coach
We keep sacking and sacking and sacking
Avg Bayern trainer in the last decade didn't even last 3 years
They all want to replace Tuchel with Rangnick
And when they realize Rangnick doesn't cook, they want someone else
And if that someone else doesn't cook
Check for new options
tired prism
Whatever but rangnick isn't the man for the job
Maybe just maybe we could try to keep tuchel if we win the ucl this season
And I don't understand why we aren't going for flick
He's literally available for free
astral ravine
Maybe just maybe we could try to keep tuchel if we win the ucl this season
nah
tuchel's the last person who should coach
i've said it time and time again anyone who respects bayern's history and fans should want him out as soon as possible
i'd rather have rangnick in than him
flick can maybe come back in a couple years if we really don't have anyone better but it's too soon after the germany job
tired prism
flick can maybe come back in a couple years if we really don't have anyone bette...
He's a much better option that rangnick
tired prism
i've said it time and time again anyone who respects bayern's history and fans s...
Yet everywhere I go I see ppl saying tuchel in
astral ravine
He's a much better option that rangnick
he's a slightly better option than rangnick if at all
still too soon after germany
astral ravine
Yet everywhere I go I see ppl saying tuchel in
these are the type of people who only look at the results and don't care about anything else
tired prism
still too soon after germany
That stint doesn't define him
What matters is that he's a proven winner at Bayern
astral ravine
That stint doesn't define him
sure dampens things though especially as the most recent stint
like i said maybe a couple years when it's cooled down
maybe as rangnick's assistant then he wins the sextuple after we sack rangnick mid season
tired prism
maybe as rangnick's assistant then he wins the sextuple after we sack rangnick m...
Lmao
Do u honestly think rangnick will succeed here?
astral ravine
Do u honestly think rangnick will succeed here?
depends on your definition of succeed
i think he can win a trophy next season
and i doubt he'll have any runs worse than tuchel's february
strong saddle
I'm worried about the formation he uses
astral ravine
I'm worried about the formation he uses
he's played a 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 for austria i think we'll be fine
strong saddle
Not 4-3-3 man
astral ravine
his most recent matches have been 4-2-3-1
so at least we won't have to worry about him trying something completely out of left field
strong saddle
Okay
tired prism
i think he can win a trophy next season
Supercup?
strong saddle
tired prism
https://youtu.be/bsGzuZiL6iE?si=w4umZzk9IrB3Gt-a
Ah man
We need a repeat of this
We made the entire bernabeu cry
Including their gaffer jose mourinho
strong saddle
hopefully
trail cradle
https://youtu.be/bsGzuZiL6iE?si=w4umZzk9IrB3Gt-a
so beautiful
modest frost
Happy birthday Mathys!
eternal agate
velvet sandal
Kane is cooking
chilly quarry
Kane is cooking
Ballon dor loading
velvet sandal
Ballon dor loading
I don't think kane can win the ballon dor
sick wasp
Kane gets robbed even if he makes it to the finals by Bellingham or mbaps
tribal light
Kane gets robbed even if he makes it to the finals by Bellingham or mbaps
Kane not winning a single POTM despite being Bundesliga Top Scorer is criminal
chilly quarry
Kane not winning a single POTM despite being Bundesliga Top Scorer is criminal
Yeah
chilly quarry
I mean Leverkusen have been great in league
Still put some respect on Kane man
I just hate it when I hear "The Kane Curse"
sick wasp
Peak stupidity
chilly quarry
It just makes him feel stupid
glad herald
yo
chilly quarry
That's why I need Bayern to win UCL
glad herald
That's why I need Bayern to win UCL
i want dortmund to win it
chilly quarry
i want dortmund to win it
Reus right?
sick wasp
I would want a German team minimum to win it
chilly quarry
I would want a German team minimum to win it
Yh
sick wasp
Tired of people calling Bundesliga a farmers league
chilly quarry
Would be good for the country
sick wasp
definitely
Either Kane is happiest man on the final(if we go thru) or the saddest
tribal light
I just hate it when I hear "The Kane Curse"
Bro
I've been saying the same for months
You feel me brother
sick wasp
He is insane
Last season for Tottenham
He just scored 6 less goals than record breaker haaland while not having the crazy midfield
sick wasp
Kane is just unlucky
Last season somehow tuchels dark magic worked and Dortmund did horrendous bottling
sick wasp
ye
If only Kane joined like year or 2 earlier
He would have won Bundesliga like every season and cl atleast once
tribal light
i mean bayern barely even won last season
Exactly. We've already been sh*t last season
People just try to find any way possible to blame Kane
sick wasp
Naglsemann firing is worst thing to happen Bayern in the recent years
Oliver Kahn cooked so hard
He burnt the whole club
sick wasp
bro was angry
Naglsemann tactics got leaked
Like he was angry because of leaks of his tactics
humble trench
Who let bro on the grill
you 😉😏
sick wasp
i thought that was false
I think true
tired prism
Finally got unmuted lmao
frank marten
Oliver Kahn cooked so hard
He burnt the whole club
never let bro cook outside of goalkeeping
tribal light
Finally got unmuted lmao
Tf did you do to get muted
tired prism
Tf did you do to get muted
Literally nothing
tribal light
😭
tired prism
A random kid started arguing with me for saying la bestie negra
He thought I was saying the n word in Spanish
tribal light
Bruh
strong saddle
thats unfair
tired prism
It's always us Bayern fans who get muted lmao
Can't afford another mute before the game
slim harbor
A random kid started arguing with me for saying la bestie negra
Guess he is a Madrid fan ?
Twitter
Take a wage cut man .......
gilded burrow
W
sick wasp
Great list but id swap the last three in a certain order
sick wasp
Same but both are neck to neck imo
So lists containing messi over cr7 or cr7 over messi
I don't really mind
iron hawk
https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1784953319531643159?s=46
No de ligt no sane no musiala. Say good bye
iron hawk
I dont think musiala will play
He has an injury
A serious one
He will prob be benched
iron hawk
Okay
outer shell
Are there any news on the manager subject??
strong saddle
It's looking like we're getting rangnick
outer shell
Would you consider that as good news?
I’m not very familiar with his playing style tbh
strong saddle
I'm skeptical
outer shell
Why is that?
strong saddle
It's his playstyle
He's used 4-3-3 before and I don't want him to implement it here
outer shell
I read that he has a good relationship with some of the players in our squad, so that should have a positive effect….
Tuchel was doomed as soon as the drama with the players started
tired prism
Guess he is a Madrid fan ?
No
He's just a random ass troll
Doesn't even watch football
outer shell
He's used 4-3-3 before and I don't want him to implement it here
I get what you’re saying. Even tho, no one really knows what’s gonna happen. Who knows, maybe he does make a few changes and ends up working. Sometimes systems are unpredictable with the results
tired prism
He's just a random ass troll
And underage as well
outer shell
Would you consider this one to be a good season if we do end up winning UCL?
astral ravine
Would you consider this one to be a good season if we do end up winning UCL?
no
that'd make it worse
i don't want to see tuchel lift a ucl here
slim harbor
that'd make it worse
Even if he is trash and bad person doesn't deserve it but I will take another UCL tbf
sick wasp
Wouldn't mind adding an extra ucl
but I wouldn't tolerate tuchel management for next season
astral ravine
Even if he is trash and bad person doesn't deserve it but I will take another UC...
i won't if he's in the dugout
our club has an incredibly rich history, rich enough to pass on this season's ucl
it'd be a fluke with him
devout edge
Zidane to Bayern is the only good option
Bayern should be getting the best of the best managers
astral ravine
Bayern should be getting the best of the best managers
i'd rather have rangnick than zidane atp
rangnick knows his way around german clubs and he knows half the players in the team already
managing one club doesn't impress me as much regardless of the achievements
astral ravine
he's the best german speaking manager
tired prism
he's the best german speaking manager
Flick
tired prism
Bayern is too high a level for him
What's his qualification to manage Bayern?
tired prism
i've already told you several times why i don't want flick right now
He's better than bloody rangnick
astral ravine
eh
devout edge
What's his qualification to manage Bayern?
Rangnick's not like a bad manager but for me he shouldn't be managing Bayern
Leave Bayern to the big boys
tired prism
This guy's resume is pretty underwhelming for someone who's been managing for 30 yrs
Never managed a top club
Biggest achievement was winning the pokal with Schalke and taking them to the ucl semis
tired prism
Rangnick's not like a bad manager but for me he shouldn't be managing Bayern
Exactly
He's just not Bayern level
tired prism
Idfk why we aren't going for him
devout edge
But he'll want to manage Barcelona
tired prism
But he'll want to manage Barcelona
That door is closed now
devout edge
Idfk why we aren't going for him
Barca
devout edge
That door is closed now
Oh
tired prism
Xavi is staying
astral ravine
But he'll want to manage Barcelona
ye he probably wants someone closer to his level 💀
tired prism
ye he probably wants someone closer to his level 💀
The disrespect to flick is unbelievable
astral ravine
he's a regio level manager without his bayern stint let's be fr
one good stint next to two mid-bad ones
tired prism
he's a regio level manager without his bayern stint let's be fr
No one can achieve what he did at Bayern
devout edge
Pep, Arteta, Ancelotti, Klopp, Alonso, Deschamps & Zidane are the only top managers for me
tired prism
Sextuple
devout edge
Only Zidane is going to Bayern
astral ravine
No one can achieve what he did at Bayern
i'd reckon jupp probably could with that 19/20 team if he weren't over 70 already
tired prism
i'd reckon jupp probably could with that 19/20 team if he weren't over 70 alread...
Don't doubt it
astral ravine
i rate zidane less than flick atp
like you said non-german speaker
and at least hansi's good stint was at bayern
tired prism
i rate zidane less than flick atp
Pretty much the same level I'd say
Zidane did do the three peat at Madrid
tired prism
He knows this club
tired prism
managing one club doesn't impress me as much regardless of the achievements
Zidane has only managed Real Madrid
devout edge
Flick is ur best option
tired prism
And he's been out of management for too long
astral ravine
Zidane has only managed Real Madrid
i was referring to zidane too
flick's been at more than one club that's how we know he's not a cheat code for success
tired prism
But this bloody rangnick has achieved nothing at all his different clubs
Only his Schalke stint was good
And his current tenure at Austria
That's not enough to warrant the Bayern job
devout edge
Luis Enrique?
Enrique plays solid football, if he learned German he'd probably do ok with Bayern
astral ravine
enrique ball with spain was downright terrorism
tired prism
Enrique plays solid football, if he learned German he'd probably do ok with Baye...
He's not leaving pissg
astral ravine
he's decent with psg but we'll see what happens once mbappe's fully out
tired prism
Besides he doesn't suit Bayern
devout edge
Bayern play counter attacking, intense football
devout edge
Only Jurgen Klopp, Flick & Nagelsmann suit that kinda style
Flick is the most realistic one
devout edge
Theres just not many managers who suit Bayern Munich's style
astral ravine
van gaal return 🗣️
astral ravine
Nah I'm jk
this shoulda came right after you said enrique too
devout edge
For some reason some of the Germans dont like him
I don't consider reaching the Top 4 with Gladbech failing there
But maybe hes not the level Bayern needs
astral ravine
if rangnick's not bayern level rose doesn't even deserve a mention
devout edge
Idk abt that
astral ravine
Lemme coach Bayern
last time someone told me that they said they'd play 3atb
tribal light
Couldn't be me
I'd cook
No more Upamecano terrorism in big games
No upsetting Bayern Fans by stupid statements
devout edge
No more Upamecano terrorism in big games
Upamaguire is so bad lmao
devout edge
No upsetting Bayern Fans by stupid statements
No racism from Bayern fans so good for Upas mental health too
tribal light
Tbh
Worst leagues when it comes to Racism are Serie A and LaLiga
Especially Lazio Fans
They literally got Nazis in their Fanbase
sick wasp
bro what
devout edge
I know y'all complain abt Rose but there's not many managers left
I mean Rangnick is who Bayern r tryna get lmao
astral ravine
rangnick's a better option than rose easily
rose is average like i said
rangnick at least knows our players
upamecano was class under him
deft epoch
Just get Zidane
Atleast he has experience managing big club
Flick also is great option with similar advantages but it's like getting back with your ex
tired prism
Flick also is great option with similar advantages but it's like getting back wi...
Nothing wrong with it
deft epoch
Nothing wrong with it
Nothing wrong in idea
humble trench
Flick also is great option with similar advantages but it's like getting back wi...
yes but no
he didn't get fired
tribal light
Bro thinks we're playing Brazil
tired prism
We're winning 2-1 tonight
frozen grove
almost 8-2
We were on the verge of greatness
We were this close 🤏
But if I place an honest prediction, I'm saying 3-1 for bayern
humble trench
But if I place an honest prediction, I'm saying 3-1 for bayern
i had a dream that we won the match 4-1
humble trench
but im deluded
tribal light
We're playing real Madrid and not Hoffenheim
frozen grove
We're playing real Madrid and not Hoffenheim
We know
frozen grove
Let us be delulu
frozen grove
i had a dream that we won the match 4-1
Damn, may it become a reality
I beat real Madrid on PlayStation last week
It's was 5-2