better hope they dont park the bus
#bayern-munich
strong saddle
strong saddle
^
hollow plover
I believe that we will win
mortal shore
Why no Davies or Kim in the starting 11
subtle junco
I’m ready for musiala ball
stiff hamlet
mortal shore
1-0
finite haven
I'm so happy right now
Not only for winning, but we are also actually playing great
finite haven
Surprisingly
Even Leon has been decent
Pavlovic probably our best player this half
He was everywhere
dull skiff
We are so back
hollow plover
We are so back
No
nimble nimbus
tired prism
Bro may have predicted it
I knew it lol
I'm the prediction god around here
Thomas Muller is still as important to Bayern as ever
humble trench
idk why anyone is hating on dier, but hes good
dusky apex
u guys going trophyless this season?
tired prism
u guys going trophyless this season?
No
humble trench
u guys going trophyless this season?
we winning the cl fr (im deluded)
astral ravine
No
so much for being the prediction god
there's not a single competition we have a chance of winning i can tell you that 😭
unless we somehow get a 2021 chelsea type run with tuchel with easy draws and a lucky 1-0 win in the final
tired prism
unless we somehow get a 2021 chelsea type run with tuchel with easy draws and a ...
We just need to get our sh!t together and give it all
And hope for easy draws
craggy siren
https://fixupx.com/ftalentscout/status/1765134254445400262?s=46&t=cCIOGmkTgk74d1...
bagelsmann should nominate him for the euro
lament salmon
3-1 🤫
nimble nimbus
Twitter
lament salmon
how did you guess it?
nimble nimbus
Twitter
tired prism
how did you guess it?
By being the prediction god
I knew we'd smash Lazio
Despite everything going on there's no way we get knocked out this early by Lazio
lament salmon
By being the prediction god
good
covert robin
if someone could send me some fire edits of the match i'd appreciate
i've been looking for them but not finding any decent
craggy siren
W
astral ravine
We just need to get our sh!t together and give it all
easier said than done
we put in a good performance yesterday for bayern's usual standards but that's more rare nowadays
and we'd need REALLY easy draws
i can see at least 3 teams that can defo beat us this year n that's inter, city and rma
even with a performance like yesterday
modest frost
https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1765309094313803886?s=46&t=cCIOGmkTgk74d1aYgvm8z...
LETS GO
nimble nimbus
Hahahahaa
slim harbor
Future legend
already a legend
tired prism
i can see at least 3 teams that can defo beat us this year n that's inter, city ...
And I know that we can comfortably beat three teams barca/napoli, dortmund and psg
Arsenal is a bit of a 50-50
We should also be beating Inter but they're really good this season
wintry root
And I know that we can comfortably beat three teams barca/napoli, dortmund and p...
Dont get your hopes up about barca
tired prism
Dont get your hopes up about barca
Yeah cuz they may not qualify
I see Napoli beating Barca
tired prism
oh please, napoli are 7th in their league
They just beat Juventus
They're on a good run of form
wintry root
They just beat Juventus
Good for them
tired prism
And they are facing us away
It's not the camp nou so doesn't matter
wintry root
They're on a good run of form
Their run will end here
tired prism
I'm calling it right now Napoli will beat Barcelona 2-1
Comeback here when that happens
wintry root
I'm calling it right now Napoli will beat Barcelona 2-1
Yeah right
Its not happening so dont worry
We will win 1-0
wintry root
I'm always right
🥶🥶
wintry root
We'll see about that
Ok
astral ravine
And I know that we can comfortably beat three teams barca/napoli, dortmund and p...
napoli won't be comfortable if we get them
we played well yesterday but it's still tuchel's bayern til then
vale vine
I'm calling it right now Napoli will beat Barcelona 2-1
My predictions for the second leg will be 0-0 barca advances on penalties
devout edge
Let's be real
Rose to Bayern Munich
Otherwise I might as well kidnap him and bring him to Munich myself
tired prism
Otherwise I might as well kidnap him and bring him to Munich myself
If u like him that much then just bring him to Newcastle
Lol
devout edge
If u like him that much then just bring him to Newcastle
That'd be cool tbf
But I think him going to Bayern would be more realistic
tired prism
That'd be cool tbf
You'd prefer him over Howe?
lament salmon
mia san mia
craggy siren
Rose to Bayern Munich
no
devout edge
You'd prefer him over Howe?
Don't rlly wanna think abt that
astral ravine
In that game, Leipzig were the better team
we can't jus bring in any half decent manager who can get a losing side to be the "better team"
that's not enough
rose isn't the right move
devout edge
we can't jus bring in any half decent manager who can get a losing side to be th...
Not just bc of that
Leipzig and Leverkusen are very interesting to watch
And Rose has brought attractive football to Leipzig
devout edge
rose isn't the right move
Theres not many good managers on the market
astral ravine
Theres not many good managers on the market
there are more than enough on rose's level
astral ravine
managers like rose are a dime a dozen at such a high level
he's not good enough to actually achieve something important with bayern
devout edge
I dont know too much abt him
Other than the fact he "failed" at Gladbech and Dortmund
But his football is really good
astral ravine
he was decent at dortmund
devout edge
Better than Pep's sleepy football
I'm not saying Rose is better than Pep
But his football is what we need more of today
devout edge
Rose, Hoeneb and Alonso are ur best bets
Tbh I dont want Alonso to manage Bayern
I want him to go to Liverpool
astral ravine
zidane's a better bet than rose
i want rose to come in just as much as i'd want mourinho
devout edge
zidane's a better bet than rose
He wont manage Bayern
His agency said hes open but
Zidane wants to manage Marseille, France or Madrid
astral ravine
He wont manage Bayern
that shows you how little we want rose
mans played with a low block against us 💀
wintry root
Zidane wants to manage Marseille, France or Madrid
He should manage sheffield utd and win them the epl, then it will be proof he wasnt carried
astral ravine
if i have to see any bayern side next season playing with a low block i'm jus gon stick to 10th tier football
astral ravine
i know
astral ravine
We're talking about Zidane
he won't manage bayern and he's still a better bet than rose that's what i'm saying
devout edge
he won't manage bayern and he's still a better bet than rose that's what i'm say...
Ah
devout edge
He should manage sheffield utd and win them the epl, then it will be proof he wa...
No one wants to manage Sheffield bro
humble trench
eric dier is actually a good player
tired prism
But not better than kim
There's no way he should play ahead of Kim
De Ligt and Kim are our best cb pairing
glass otter
craggy siren
no
devout edge
Guardiola robbed you all of De Bruyne
Bayern wanted De Bruyne in 2015 but Guardiola didn't think he'd fit into Bayern, now De Bruyne joined City in 2016 and is now the greatest midfielder in Prem history
Y'all could have had a lethal midfielder
strong saddle
2-0
astral apex
Musiala is so good
tribal light
8-1
frozen grove
Let's goooo
frozen grove
Lmao
mortal shore
Dang goretzka 4g/a
craggy siren
wraith silo
Bayern try not to give Barca PTSD Challenge
They should've scored an own goal just to make it 8-2
tribal light
They should've scored an own goal just to make it 8-2
, yeah
fading lintel
They should've scored an own goal just to make it 8-2
wont give them Lewandowski back
tired prism
wont give them Lewandowski back
Who said we want him back?
U can have that washed up guy
We have Kane
slim harbor
Who said we want him back?
it's a barca fan let him enjoy his delusion lol that we need lewy
tired prism
it's a barca fan let him enjoy his delusion lol that we need lewy
If Barca somehow get past Napoli which they won't, I want them in the quarters
slim harbor
If Barca somehow get past Napoli which they won't, I want them in the quarters
Barca or arsenal kicking them would be the most satisfying thing lol
tired prism
Barca or arsenal kicking them would be the most satisfying thing lol
Barca or Dortmund for me
Either one would work
Just love to humiliate two clubs we own
languid urchin
wintry root
If Barca somehow get past Napoli which they won't, I want them in the quarters
Stop dreaming
We will get past napoli
But we wont face u
If so uefa is rigged
astral ravine
If so uefa is rigged
so basically if uefa is rigging it against you you're saying barca has absolutely 0 chance of beating bayern
stand by your club man at least try to hold out hope
astral ravine
too high
especially paired with the low chance of getting past napoli
but that's neither here nor there for now i'll jus be happy with bayern's last 2 matches even if they were both shite teams
devout edge
If so uefa is rigged
Thats how Barca and Madrid won their UCLs
devout edge
But we wont face u
Ur lucky you'd be playing against a struggling Bayern side
If it was Leverkusen, they'd have a field day with you
devout edge
2-0 Bayern
wary burrow
tribal light
wont give them Lewandowski back
What kinda random take is that?
Y'all Barca fans were so desperate for Lewandowski and laughed at us when you got him
Look who's laughing now
Scammed you for 50mil for a 34yo
Idek why you did bring Lewandowski into the Covo.
wintry root
If it was Leverkusen, they'd have a field day with you
Guess what? They arent in the UCL
and yeah theyd probably take revenge for the humiliations we gave them
vale vine
Just love to humiliate two clubs we own
Now lets talk about clubs you would not want to face in quarters
slim harbor
Now lets talk about clubs you would not want to face in quarters
have some shame licking your biggest rivals toes 😭
vale vine
have some shame licking your biggest rivals toes 😭
I dont like madrid
But When what you like to happen is discussed, what you wont like to happen should also be discussed
fading lintel
Scammed you for 50mil for a 34yo
idk what kind of scam are you talking about. He won us the league last season being the guy with the most goals scored. He is also our top scorer this season.
He has more chances of winning us a title this season than Bayern Munich, while playing in a much difficult league than the farmer league.
fading lintel
Look who's laughing now
laugh at your own face, you are struggling after lewy and now going trophyless without him
tribal light
idk what kind of scam are you talking about. He won us the league last season be...
"Much more Difficult League". Your league is a joke. We bulldozed your brokies and Atletico already in the past lmao
Only Real is a challenge
Bro talking like they're Man City
fading lintel
Your only title after lewy is actually the bottle job of dortmund. You didn't even deserve that
tribal light
The only reason why LaLiga is looked up so high on, is cause of the past
Name me 1 LaLiga Team besides Real Madrid that can trouble us
Frankfurt has beaten Barca in the Europe League
fading lintel
The only reason why LaLiga is looked up so high on, is cause of the past
yes bulldoze league
tribal light
Damn, 1 Game
fading lintel
last time you faced a laliga club, you got humiliated
fading lintel
Damn, 1 Game
that team finished at the bottom half of laliga that season
tribal light
that team finished at the bottom half of laliga that season
They were Europe League winners
tribal light
Why tf are you saying last LaLiga club we played we got humiliated
You were the last ones we played
fading lintel
we had to play hector brellien
tribal light
What are you on
fading lintel
in knockouts
tribal light
Ah yes, classic Barca fans
Lose an argument and run
I can't with you people
Shouldn't have shown up here to begin with
humble trench
I agree, why they even come here?
slim harbor
yes bulldoze league
atleast we went ucl quaters your club got grouped
wintry root
atleast we went ucl quaters your club got grouped
We are winning against napoli,rest
slim harbor
We are winning against napoli,rest
why your barca pal bringing villa real result from 2021 ?
vale vine
why your barca pal bringing villa real result from 2021 ?
Bro talking about 2021 like it was centuries ago
humble trench
What are Barca fans doing here? Shouldn't they be in the Barca group?
fading lintel
Twitter
fading lintel
What are Barca fans doing here? Shouldn't they be in the Barca group?
tf is a liverpool fan doing here?
humble trench
Because i support Bayern München aswell💀
I literally have a Bayern jersey on right now
astral ravine
https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1766574912720740737?s=19
kane has to score 12 goals in 9 matches to do that
not impossible but saying he's done it already is delusional
but it's trey so what do you expect
fading lintel
Because i support Bayern München aswell💀
get some shame
humble trench
Hmm that's interesting
Perhaps that's the reason for Bayern's attractive playstyle lately.
fading lintel
So i can't like the teams i want to support?
stick to 1 shite
humble trench
Dude, just let me be, i support 1 team in every league, like i support IFK Göteborg in sweden
astral ravine
Hmm that's interesting
i think he used a new formation as well
3-1-2-4
even if it wasn't shown in the lineups
he called that formation the future of football in an interview a while ago
if that actually is what's happening then let him cook til the end of the season
we'll see what happens with a good opponent
tired prism
We will get past napoli
No u won't
tired prism
Now lets talk about clubs you would not want to face in quarters
Ain't scared of VARdrid either
I don't mind facing Madrid as long as the second leg is at Allianz Arena
vale vine
I don't mind facing Madrid as long as the second leg is at Allianz Arena
Are you sure? You seem to have forgot who is the owner of bayern☠
tired prism
Are you sure? You seem to have forgot who is the owner of bayern☠
Have some shame licking your arch rivals' ass
humble trench
Are you sure? You seem to have forgot who is the owner of bayern☠
Insane riding
And we both know what happened at the time
vale vine
Have some shame licking your arch rivals' ass
Barca may have struggled against bayern but the second greatest player of all time and the second best club in la liga own your club
tired prism
Barca may have struggled against bayern but the second greatest player of all ti...
We made him cry in 2012
We made the entire bernabeu cry
So shush
Anyway get outta here
This channel ain't for salty barca fans
vale vine
We made him cry in 2012
As much as your wishing to get dortmund or barca in quarters you should be praying to god you dont face madrid☠☠
tired prism
As much as your wishing to get dortmund or barca in quarters you should be prayi...
Like I said idc we can beat Madrid
They looked so average against Leipzig
Lucky to go through
thorny hare
As much as your wishing to get dortmund or barca in quarters you should be prayi...
ur a clown of a barca fan and uk it
humble trench
if that actually is what's happening then let him cook til the end of the season
And if he does, don't sack him after all
astral ravine
And if he does, don't sack him after all
no i still want him sacked
still a dickhead in the conferences
i don't want a one-year manager in bayern's dugout who's told bayern ultras what franz beckenbauer would've wanted
he can do as well as he wants that was still mad disrespectful
vale vine
They looked so average against Leipzig
Not defending madrid and the worse they perform the happier i will be but but they seemed to be experimenting, they played a 433 instead of a usual 442 diamond and they putted bellingham as the striker and midfielders as wingers
vale vine
ur a clown of a barca fan and uk it
Your opinion about me doesnt matter, i dont give a flying fruitcake
thorny hare
💀
humble trench
Barca may have struggled against bayern but the second greatest player of all ti...
typical barca fans, own team cant win so hes using other teams
kekw
tribal light
Barca may have struggled against bayern but the second greatest player of all ti...
Who is blud talking about
From a Barca Perspective, when you say 2nd best player you probably mean Ronaldo
But ain't no way you think Barca is better than Real
Cause you said "2nd best LaLiga Club"
vale vine
Cause you said "2nd best LaLiga Club"
Barca will always be a superior club than real madrid, atleast in my eyes.
tribal light
But like
In what way is Barca better than Real
I'm not even biased, overall Real Madrid is the best club in the world
vale vine
In what way is Barca better than Real
Barcelona has more copa del rey trophys
Ill admit silver ware wise madrid has competed and been better for longer but for me its not about that
Even thought there are some silverwares barca has more than madrid
night hill
Are you sure? You seem to have forgot who is the owner of bayern☠
barca fans glazing madrid...., also 2 goals when madrid were already 3-0 up on aggregate lol
you could've at least used 16/17(not the offside goals tho)
vale vine
barca fans glazing madrid...., also 2 goals when madrid were already 3-0 up on a...
Im not glazing madrid, i dislike them as much as you do, i just wanted to remind him who the owner of his favorite team was
Since he was claiming "bayern owns dortmund and barca"
Ngl i probably agree on the dortmund one they are the biggest bottlers in the world💀☠
slim harbor
this is not owning ☠️
zinc knoll
Madrid will win in my opinion baryern has a rlly bad season
autumn stream
Madrid will win in my opinion baryern has a rlly bad season
Wdym bad season not great but calling it a bad season is wrong
astral ravine
Wdym bad season not great but calling it a bad season is wrong
i think it's right for bayern's standards
despite being up against an unbeaten team that i doubt they'd win against even with a better team, the performances have been dreadful regardless
haven't had less fun watching bayern matches in ages
zinc knoll
Wdym bad season not great but calling it a bad season is wrong
why is bro mad
thorny hare
haven't had less fun watching bayern matches in ages
the last ones since tuchels leaving in summer
have been better since hes not playing terrorist ball anymore
tribal light
i think it's right for bayern's standards
Yeah
Under normal circumstances, if Leverkusen was the same as the recent years
We would've been first
Idk what kinda black magic they're using
slim harbor
Idk what kinda black magic they're using
it isn't black magic accept they are class lol
I mean they created an insane depth
no one had this good depth to challenege us before
even with many injuires and main players they can cook
digital flax
https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1766574912720740737?s=19
Litterally Haaland did the same thing in the Prem
Also, Kane didnt break the record yet
vale vine
If Barca somehow get past Napoli which they won't, I want them in the quarters
Well well well look whos now a quarter finalist🥶🤭
cobalt sky
If Barca somehow get past Napoli which they won't, I want them in the quarters
I love how stupid you look now
wintry root
If Barca somehow get past Napoli which they won't, I want them in the quarters
Told you, now you look very stupid
tired prism
Told you, now you look very stupid
Barca may have beaten Napoli but we'll annihilate you in the quarters so you idiots better hope that Barca don't draw Bayern
wintry root
Rest, you're way out of your prime, if anything the best win you could get is 2-0🤡
tired prism
I love how stupid you look now
Shut up idiot, we'll destroy barca if we meet
tired prism
Rest, you're way out of your prime, if anything the best win you could get is 2-...
That'll be enough
Barca haven't scored against us since 8-2
wintry root
2020-present is literally our worst period in this entire century
So, obviously we didnt.
tired prism
2020-present is literally our worst period in this entire century
That's an excuse for your awful head to head record against us?
wintry root
we faced in 1999,2009,2013,2015,2020+
in 1999 we were mid, in 2013 it was bayern's prime anyways,2020 it was their greatest prime, and 2021+ we are just shite
tired prism
we faced in 1999,2009,2013,2015,2020+
in 1999 we were mid, in 2013 it was bayern...
The 2013 barca team won la liga with 100 points, no way in hell should they have lost 7-0 to Bayern
Doesn't matter if it was our prime
wintry root
you forgot it was 7-0 in 2 legs
wintry root
3-0 isnt that bad, could argue 4-0
tired prism
At least you could've scored a goal at home
tired prism
3-0 isnt that bad, could argue 4-0
It is bad cuz it was at camp nou
At least when prime barca beat us 4-0 at camp nou in 2009, we managed to get a draw at our home
wintry root
there wasnt really a point of scoring a goal afterwards, the win was sealed
tired prism
Anyway start praying that you don't draw us
wintry root
Anyway start praying that you don't draw us
Im not scared of bayern, im only worried about city and inter
tired prism
Im not scared of bayern, im only worried about city and inter
Not even ur arch rivals?
wintry root
im not so confident on them after that leipzig match
tired prism
But they're Real Madrid you should always be worried about facing them in the ucl
wintry root
But they're Real Madrid you should always be worried about facing them in the uc...
Ik it was long time ago but last time we faced them in the ucl, they got owned
tired prism
Ik it was long time ago but last time we faced them in the ucl, they got owned
Completely different era completely different sides
It doesn't matter
tribal light
Im not scared of bayern, im only worried about city and inter
Not scared of us?
I remember what Barca Fans said last time, after they got Lewandowski
5-0 agg Bayern Munich
wintry root
I remember what Barca Fans said last time, after they got Lewandowski
We got scammed
vale vine
Barca may have beaten Napoli but we'll annihilate you in the quarters so you idi...
Camp nou will be waiting😈
vale vine
Not scared of us?
Things are very different now
tribal light
Things are very different now
Remember what happened last time Barca Fans said that
vale vine
https://tenor.com/view/de-ligt-kim-min-jae-bayern-kim-min-jae-x-matthijs-de-ligt...
Was sending a gif of 2 gay lovers necessary
wintry root
Camp nou will be waiting😈
Camp nou? Man camp nou is in in construction
We playing at monjuic
strong saddle
It won't be 8-2
strong saddle
Something like that yeah
manic sigil
Barca fans are so delusional sometimes
They be like oh we’re gonna beat a Bayern squad which we lost to 5-0 agg last season which has only gotten better in gaining a striker and a viable centre back that doesn’t get a red card every other game
I’d say it’s gonna be 5-1 since Barca has also gotten better if the two teams face
modest frost
3-0 isnt that bad, could argue 4-0
Both were humiliating lol
We destroyed you
All the barça players said they had never been beaten this badly
Its not just the statline
Maybe you dont remember yhe game well
I rewatched botj recently
It was also
Physical dominance
Any time they got into duels they were getting cooked
tired prism
Camp nou will be waiting😈
Camp nou is under construction you idiot
You don't even know which stadium ur club plays in
Plastic fan
woven oak
💀
humble trench
💀💀
tired prism
💀💀💀
wintry root
You don't even know which stadium ur club plays in
Maybe he hasnt watched any match in more than a year
tired prism
Maybe he hasnt watched any match in more than a year
So basically he's a plastic fan
wintry root
🤷
vale vine
How can you support Man City and Barca
My true love will always barca but my premier league team is man city
vale vine
Camp nou is under construction you idiot
I know its under construction but its our main stadium anyway
humble trench
I know its under construction but its our main stadium anyway
bro, u didn't know
vale vine
bro, u didn't know
If i decide to be a fan of a club i do research about their stadium by the way
humble trench
👍
why did u say that Camp nou is waiting for us when Barca doesn't even play there rn
thorny hare
If i decide to be a fan of a club i do research about their stadium by the way
ur the definition of a plastic fan ngl
modest frost
ur the definition of a plastic fan ngl
No
He cang be plastic
Plastic fans support good clubs
Barcelona is shite
So hes not plastic hes just stupid 
wintry root
If i decide to be a fan of a club i do research about their stadium by the way
Bro why do u support man city
?
slim harbor
Der Inbegriff eines Ergolgsfan 😂😂😂
tired prism
We're drawing Dortmund today
wintry root
Dont think it will be an easy win
you were in your prime back then, and we were in one of our worst seasons of all time
astral ravine
Dont think it will be an easy win
if they play like they did the last 2 matches it will
just depends if the form stays for big clubs but even if it doesn't it should be enough for barca
wintry root
also harry kane curse will hopefully happen 🙂
astral ravine
even the kane curse will have a hard time beating the barca streak
but for now we have to see if bayern can keep this form up, tuchel's seemed to finally resort to attacking football
wintry root
but if we get bayern and we actually beat them, the kane curse is real
astral ravine
nah it's not the kane curse
tuchel would have to go back to his old chelsea-type system to lose that with this team
wintry root
Acting like he didnt win ucl in his debut szn
astral ravine
with a system that doesn't work with bayern
not every system works with every team that's basic tactics
wintry root
its easy to coach bayern for professionals, they have class players and have no true competition in their league most of the time, so what went wrong with tuchel?
astral ravine
because it's not easy for defensive minded managers
look at that chelsea team
playing a 5/3 at the back is disgraceful in any bayern team and that leads to something like a 3-0 loss vs leverkusen
wintry root
Leverkusen are strong this szn tho, they could actually draw against city
astral ravine
leverkusen's strong but a 3-0 only happens when the other team isn't at a level that can compete
which bayern absolutely should be with the player quality
but those players are also used to a specific style of football that tuchel didn't play for a large part of the season
wintry root
Youre right, but 3 0 is a very common result even with rivals
astral ravine
that also happened in the 8-2 season tho
for some reason frankfurt's got some sort of curse with us
wintry root
there is no way you're comparing 2020 bayern with this bayern
astral ravine
not in terms of quality but you're bringing up those results
bayern have a strange sort of curse with frankfurt recently
the season before getting kovac his frankfurt team beat them 3-1 in the pokalfinale
but bayern's also beaten them 6-1 and 5-0 between those matches
it's almost a sort of back n forth
tired prism
no you're drawing city
No way we already had them last season
We're getting barca or dortmund and we'll humble them
wintry root
No way we already had them last season
doesnt mean it cant happen again
tired prism
doesnt mean it cant happen again
It won't just trust me
You're getting city
Just wait and watch
tired prism
there is a 1/8 chance we are getting city
Same for all the other teams
astral ravine
sorry but its not happening
that's the same chance you have of getting every other club wdym 😭
wintry root
exactly thats why
tired prism
At least make some sense
tired prism
exactly thats why
What makes u think we're getting city then?
astral ravine
Same for all the other teams
uefa's rigging it it's actually gonna be 12.9% for city and 13.1% for bayern
massive difference
wintry root
What makes u think we're getting city then?
It would be a blessing
tired prism
It would be a blessing
Every draw has a 1/8 probability
wintry root
but it isnt realistically happening
tired prism
So all the probabilities are equal
wintry root
city probably going to get arsenal
astral ravine
but it isnt realistically happening
realistically anything's happening
wintry root
yeah
astral ravine
you don't know what will and won't happen everything has the same chance
tired prism
realistically anything's happening
That's why I like open draws
Unlike the round of 16
humble trench
PLEASE DESTORY ARSENAK
🙏
woven oak
please embaress them
humble trench
tired prism
If the second leg was at home I'd have been happy
deft epoch
Congratulations on semis
I don't like that either psg or barca or atletico or dortmund would be in finals of UCL.
humble trench
I don't like that either psg or barca or atletico or dortmund would be in finals...
Bayern Dortmund please
deft epoch
These teams r doing jack in domestic competitions and barely competing in UCL
And they would be in UCL finals
City,Bayern,Arsenal and Real r much more worthy of UCL finals
tired prism
City,Bayern,Arsenal and Real r much more worthy of UCL finals
Exactly
What an awful draw
humble trench
City,Bayern,Arsenal and Real r much more worthy of UCL finals
arsenal???
arsenal doesn't deserve it
deft epoch
arsenal???
Atleast they r competing for Premier league title
tired prism
arsenal doesn't deserve it
They do
deft epoch
Currently top of Premier league
Anyways they will be smashed 10-2
Bayern vs Real in semis
Real advance to finals
nimble nimbus
nimble nimbus
strong saddle
Twitter
deft epoch
https://x.com/brfootball/status/1768595883556221210?s=20
I wanted Barcelona to face Bayern
Wanted another 8-2
humble trench
NO I DON'T WANNA PLAY THE SECOND LEG AT BERNABEU
we got Mazraoui this time, hes an expert in winning the 2nd match at Bernabeu
:>
deft epoch
Wanted another 8-2
I mean it can still happen but I don't think so
woven oak
please bully arsenal they talk to much
tired prism
It's written in the stars
Much rather lose to Arsenal than be cheated out by VARdrid
tired prism
please bully arsenal they talk to much
Please knock Madrid out
Don't wanna go to the bernabeu for the second leg
humble trench
please bully arsenal they talk to much
we will, arsenal cant even beat porto normally
tired prism
I just want Barca and Madrid out
deft epoch
Bayern can't handle leverkusen so should be happy to go to semis in first place
woven oak
Please knock Madrid out
if city beat madrid the second leg of the semi final is at the etihad?
humble trench
Bayern can't handle leverkusen so should be happy to go to semis in first place
who u fan of?
deft epoch
who u fan of?
Not exactly a fan of tuchelball
tired prism
Can we do a redraw?
humble trench
as long as we dont play upa
humble trench
Can we do a redraw?
nah this is fine
tired prism
as long as we dont play upa
He should rot in the reserves
tired prism
nah this is fine
But the semis
deft epoch
Anyone but Psg,atletico or barca in finals and UCL gets all of them in same slot
strong saddle
Do not play upamecano
deft epoch
Do not play upamecano
He would actually bully arsenal
Arsenal aren't countering Bayern
strong saddle
We got kimchi for that
deft epoch
Kimmich bullying?
strong saddle
Min Jae
humble trench
Tuchel doesn't anymore
deft epoch
strong saddle
His hate has turned to Kim
deft epoch
Dier is worse than Upa
tired prism
Only if the semi final second leg was at home
humble trench
Dier is worse than Upa
cap
tired prism
Dier is worse than Upa
Nah
deft epoch
Only if the semi final second leg was at home
Wouldn't matter
humble trench
dier is actually good
deft epoch
City would finish Bayern in 1st leg itself
tired prism
Wouldn't matter
I mean last two seasons we had both second legs at home but couldn't get to the semis
humble trench
City would finish Bayern in 1st leg itself
nah
tired prism
Last season we had the qf second leg at home and would've had the semi final second leg at home too
Same for the season before
glossy escarp
Twitter
tired prism
So can't complain
deft epoch
I sink Psg sill so to sinals
tired prism
Arsenal fans actually seem quite confident
tired prism
I sink Psg sill so to sinals
Either them or simeone
deft epoch
Imagine if it's Dortmund vs Madrid in finals
Dortmund can actually win UCL
Just play one game better than other team.
tired prism
Imagine if it's Dortmund vs Madrid in finals
Dortmund vs Bayern
deft epoch
In both home legs get hooligans inside stadium
deft epoch
Liverpool r smashing in Europa
There should be some clause to get team from Europa in UCL.
They r better than whatever Simeone is cooking
tired prism
Swap liverpool and barca
I just can't stand seeing barca in the ucl
And swap Leverkusen and Dortmund
strong saddle
Liverpool is way too good
deft epoch
And swap Leverkusen and Dortmund
Actually nice idea
Only team which can face prime Mancity and look them in eye and match them would be this LFC or Real
Real Madrid r actually really good with long balls.
Legit Bayern would have won atleast 1 more UCL if Flick and Hasan didn't collide
Like who the heck would have sporting issues with coach after winning a Treble
tired prism
Legit Bayern would have won atleast 1 more UCL if Flick and Hasan didn't collide
Fr we would've won in 2021 itself if the away goals rule didn't exist
tired prism
I thought we had the semi finals second leg away
glossy escarp
devout edge
Ight boys
glossy escarp
Twitter
devout edge
https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1768596523300839543
Not this time
Arsenal are better than Bayern Munich
Atm
It'll be Bayern who takes the beating icl
vale vine
Bro why do u support man city
Because i can
wintry root
whenever this guy smiles its over
strong saddle
signature move
wintry root
realistically tho, arsenal have a good chance of eliminating bayern münchen
vale vine
realistically tho, arsenal have a good chance of eliminating bayern münchen
Its a 70/30
Bayern are the favorites
humble trench
Arsenal are the better side currently
They just lack experience which Bayern may abuse
strong saddle
i dont think they'll be as nervous
vale vine
Arsenal are the better side currently
Theres no way you say that
humble trench
Theres no way you say that
What...
They are
Have u seen their form and Bayern's current form
Obviously it's more balanced and wouldn't be surprised if Bayern clutches it
But I reckon arsenal have a great shot currently
vale vine
Have u seen their form and Bayern's current form
Yeah bayern just cooked a team 8-1
humble trench
And arsenal have been on form since the start of 2024
strong saddle
i've said this a handful of times, but tuchel switched from a defensive form to an offensive form seemingly overnight
im not saying were better with that form but its a subtle change
humble trench
i've said this a handful of times, but tuchel switched from a defensive form to ...
U still have to blame some of ur players tho. I've seen montages emerging on the internet of players flat out ignoring Tuchel's instructions on the sidelines
And a notable drop of form regarding some players
wintry root
And arsenal have been on form since the start of 2024
2024 start isnt that long ago
humble trench
2024 start isnt that long ago
It ain't, but arsenal have recorded to be the most defensively capable side of the league with the highest xG and goals scored on top of that
They just need to overcome their inexperience if they're to defeat bayern
strong saddle
experience is key
i believe havertz is the only player who has some experience in the ucl
wintry root
obviously they dont have experience, most of them havent seen a ucl quarterfinal in ages
deft epoch
im not saying were better with that form but its a subtle change
Guy won UCL playing Haramball
And went to finals with PSG while not playing exactly attractive football with choupo as clutch cf
I won't actually be surprised if he s***houses his way past Arsenal in semis
With 30-40 percentage possession and half passes
humble trench
Last 7 games against London clubs in the UCL:
Bayern 4-1 Chelsea
Chelsea 0-3 Bayern
Bayern 3-1 Spurs
Spurs 2-7 Bayern
Arsenal 1-5 Bayern
Bayern 5-1 Arsenal
Bayern 5-1 Arsenal
Aggregate: Bayern 32-7 London
wintry root
watch arsenal get battered 10-2 again
tired prism
watch arsenal get battered 10-2 again
PSG will humiliate Barca
Barca doesn't stand a chance
Mbappe masterclass incoming
vale vine
PSG will humiliate Barca
First it was barca cant get past napoli now its psg will humiliate barca
tired prism
First it was barca cant get past napoli now its psg will humiliate barca
Are u seriously comparing Napoli and PSG?
vale vine
Name one good player except that ninja turtle in the psg squad
tired prism
Barca will get battered
tired prism
Name one good player except that ninja turtle in the psg squad
Dembele
Lmao
Zaire emery is really good
tired prism
He was mostly benched throughout his barca career
Doesn't matter
vale vine
Even with this current barca squad dembele doesnt make it to starting 11
tired prism
U think barca will beat PSG?
vale vine
Yes.
vale vine
And reach the final too?
It really depends on who we draw after psg
tired prism
It really depends on who we draw after psg
It's already done
You'll play Atletico or Dortmund
vale vine
Oh
tired prism
Got lucky
vale vine
If we get past psg we can beat atletico
vale vine
I do see barca getting past psg and atletico madrid will be a easier opponent to play to be honest
Barca has a pretty good chance to play in the finals
tired prism
I do see barca getting past psg and atletico madrid will be a easier opponent t...
Simeone in the ucl is a different beast
Don't forget Atletico knocked out Barca twice before
Back when barca were in their prime
vale vine
Im not saying beating atletico madrid will be a piece of cake
But they are a easier opponent to beat than psg
And we have more experience against atletico madrid since we play them 2 times each season
wintry root
Back when barca were in their prime
2014 and 2016 werent our prime
vale vine
2014 and 2016 werent our prime
Yeah our prime was 2009
tired prism
2014 and 2016 werent our prime
2015 was ur second prime and u pretty much had the same squad in 2016
scarlet anvil
How confident are your lot about facing us, anyone your worried about?
deft epoch
How confident are your lot about facing us, anyone your worried about?
The biggest issue is Tuchelball
scarlet anvil
The biggest issue is Tuchelball
Arteta has a good record vs Tuchel aswell
craggy siren
How confident are your lot about facing us, anyone your worried about?
The biggest issue is whether our players decide to perform or not
scarlet anvil
The biggest issue is whether our players decide to perform or not
What would you say the weakness’s is at Bayern at the moment
craggy siren
What would you say the weakness’s is at Bayern at the moment
consistency
scarlet anvil
consistency
You think the no fans at our place will have a big impact
craggy siren
consistency
vulnerable to counters as well
craggy siren
You think the no fans at our place will have a big impact
most likely yeah
scarlet anvil
vulnerable to counters as well
That’s one of our strengths aswell
craggy siren
That’s one of our strengths aswell
most of our conceded goals are from counter attack
would be a hard match in the emirates
tired prism
How confident are your lot about facing us, anyone your worried about?
Hopefully we advance but if we don't I wouldn't even be mad
Not looking forward to playing city or madrid away in the second leg
astral apex
Hopefully we advance but if we don't I wouldn't even be mad
I'll be mad
tired prism
I'll be mad
Won't be surprised though
astral apex
I have confidence, so I'd be surprised
astral apex
but on the other hand, I won't be surprised if tuchel does something weird or the players won't play properly
tired prism
but on the other hand, I won't be surprised if tuchel does something weird or th...
Exactly
If we lose to Arsenal the season's done
astral apex
Last 2 matches were good
Unfortunately I cant watch today
why do they schedule a game at 15:30 on a saturday
tired prism
Last 2 matches were good
Need to continue that momentum
astral apex
I have football at the same time
tired prism
Let's go on a winning streak till the arsenal game
tired prism
I have faith
We have easy fixtures too
We should humiliate Dortmund in the klassiker
astral apex
could be fun
tired prism
When is Coman returning?
tired prism
Boey is fit?
astral apex
He attented team training, so he's fit to play
but idk if he's really matchfit
but I think he'll play regardless
I gtg to football
cya
tired prism
I want bryan to play
astral apex
same
tired prism
I gtg to football
High school football?
astral apex
I'm in a team with friends
tired prism
I see
tired prism
What's ur position?
astral apex
center midfield in 433
tired prism
Cool
astral apex
I gtg.. I hope bayern will win and have fun
eager kite
Bayern trailing 1-0
wintry root
arsenal are watching too
sterile bison
tribal light
Bayern trailing 1-0
This aged like milk
strong saddle
😭
tribal light
Classic statpadding session
Like we did against Barca the last few CL matches?
Do you consider the CL a farmers league?
wintry root
bringing up matches from last seasons
tribal light
This was literally last CL season
We haven't played you since
5-0agg against Barca without us having a proper Striker while you had Lewandowski
Barca Fans are literally the ones on earth that shouldn't even think about taking the word "Bayern" in their mouth after the last matches and the 8-2 humiliation
Calling us statpadders is literally an own goal lmao
tired prism
bringing up matches from last seasons
U and ur entire fanbase have no right to take the name of our club of ur mouth
We own you and we always will
And get out of this channel ffs
We don't go around trolling in the barca channel
vale vine
We own you and we always will
astral ravine
have some shame as a barca fan
y'all embarrass yourselves we don't even gotta say anything
vale vine
have some shame as a barca fan
He said we own your team and i showed him who owns his team, nothing needs to be said
🥶
astral ravine
🥶
repping rma as a barca fan is the most embarrassing thing you can do in case you didn't know
you seem to be a new fan
strong saddle
thats as low as it gets
craggy siren
repping real madrid as a barca fan una
tired prism
We made these guys cry in 2012 at their own backyard
Besides they don't even own us
Our head to head record is pretty even
vale vine
repping rma as a barca fan is the most embarrassing thing you can do in case you...
Womp womp
tribal light
He said we own your team and i showed him who owns his team, nothing needs to be...
You're bringing in a Team that has nothing to do with this conversation
It's between Bayern and Barca
And not Real
If you're here to troll you might as well just leave
You don't see Bayern Fans starting bullsh*t in the Barca Channel
I don't see a real Madrid fan in here starting sh*t
So why bringing Real Madrid up
Twerking for your Rival is crazy
vale vine
Aint reading all that
tribal light
Yeah, what i would say if i had no arguments
Lmao
Third barca fan in a week now that runs away
In this channel
vale vine
I found a proffesional yapper right here
tribal light
Mate out here supporting City and Barca
Calling me a yapper
Brining in teams to a convo
That have nothing to do with it
Calling me a yapper is crazy
vale vine
I didnt ask you to write me an essay bud
vale vine
I dont need permission from anyone to be here
tribal light
Don't expect us to be friends and sh*t to you if you're here to gas up stuff
We're not the ones that joined the Barca channel to start arguing about absolute nonesense
vale vine
He said we own barca, i showed him who owns his team
tribal light
And i said what's the point in bringing in a team that has nothing to do with the Convo
I might as well go to the Real Madrid Channel at this point and tell them that Man city owns them
Do i do that? no
vale vine
But i personally got offended by his statement
tribal light
I understand that lmao
I just don't get the point in bringing in a team that has nothing to do with this convo
That's my whole point
You could've just posted the Messi owning Boateng pic or something
But bringing in Real Madrid was random af
This
Valid own
astral ravine
bro even showed him how to properly own bayern fans as a barca fan that's how you know it's f*cked 😭
it's mad imagine being so bad at bantering that the people you tried to banter are helping you
ivory pivot
😭
tired prism
We're not the ones that joined the Barca channel to start arguing about absolute...
Shouldn't he get a punishment for this?
Like a mute or smth
Pretty sure it's not allowed to troll in other club channels
vale vine
I got muted for saying mid table mandems fc in chelsea channel
devout edge
Icl
Bayern Munich suck atm but you've still got some chance of winning the UCL
Manchester City and Arsenal are ur biggest obstacles
Real Madrid struggled against 5th place Leipzig and they're getting beat by City anyway so u don't have to worry about them, Bayern would beat them anyway imo.
I personally think Arsenal will beat you guys so you'll have to worry abt Arsenal.
tired prism
I personally think Arsenal will beat you guys so you'll have to worry abt Arsena...
What makes u think we'll lose to Arsenal?
devout edge
Simple
devout edge
What makes u think we'll lose to Arsenal?
Arsenal are better than Bayern atm
They're playing better football and have their act together
Bayern are under a rough patch
pine comet
arsenal wont beat bayern
first leg is at the emirates as well
the 2nd leg away makes things 10x harder for them
i think at the emirates it'll be a draw, and bayern will smash them in the 2nd leg
however, i think they will find city in the semi final, and i don't think you lot will beat city
pine comet
main problem innit
strong saddle
Yes
pine comet
i think you guys will have a chance if the 1st leg is at the etihad
and 2nd leg is at home at the allianz
but still, i just dont see you guys beating them
astral ravine
arsenal wont beat bayern
thought your name said gunnermania i was mad confused
we'll see what happens
eternal wigeon
thought your name said gunnermania i was mad confused
oh trust me there r arsenal "fans" who think arsenal have zero chance of winning
astral ravine
oh trust me there r arsenal "fans" who think arsenal have zero chance of winning
i'm sure there are but most of them wouldn't say it directly to bayern fans 😭
eternal wigeon
haha fairs
tired prism
and 2nd leg is at home at the allianz
That was the case last season but look what happened
We got smashed
They killed the tie in the first leg itself
mighty ledge
you are getting knocked out in the semis, rest
strong saddle
Depending on who we get, maybe not
strong saddle
❤️
pine comet
Ironic how tuchel out posts this with a heart emoji and theres this mysterious man in the image right in the center...
craggy siren
ulreich in goal choupo moting up top against arsenal
strong saddle
from what we've heard, its only a minor strain
craggy siren
craggy siren
from what we've heard, its only a minor strain
🙏🙏
devout edge
however, i think they will find city in the semi final, and i don't think you lo...
I'm not an Arsenal fan lmao
devout edge
arsenal wont beat bayern
Arsenal have been on better form than Bayern Munich and imo are better than Bayern
Plus Arsenal have the better manager icl
tribal light
tribal light
Bayern Munich suck atm but you've still got some chance of winning the UCL
This his crap btw
Y'all seeing us as ''suckers'' because of Leverkusen being first and us being 2nd
If we would've been first with the same perfomance nobody would say this
devout edge
Y'all seeing us as ''suckers'' because of Leverkusen being first and us being 2n...
It's also because Tuchel has played a part in causing Bayern under a rough patch
Thomas Tuchel doesn't play the best football and has an ego problem
If it was a world class manager like Ancelotti with that squad, Bayern would be 1st
Or more stable and under a proper system
tribal light
Tuchel managed to enter the UCL final with PSG and win with a offensively Garbage Chelsea side
😭
He just is experimenting way too much
Plays players out of position
Benches players for no reason
devout edge
Tuchel managed to enter the UCL final with PSG and win with a offensively Garbag...
His football just isn't great and he has an ego issue
devout edge
Plays players out of position
That's what I mean by ego problem
strong saddle
His favor of dier over Kim is irritating
devout edge
His favor of dier over Kim is irritating
This is also proof Tuchel sucks
Kim over Dier 😂
Lemme tell u this right now
If Dier played for Newcastle, he wouldn't be starting ahead of Schar & Botman
tired prism
If it was a world class manager like Ancelotti with that squad, Bayern would be ...
Eh Ancelotti's time at Bayern wasn't particularly memorable
He was pretty average
Only remarkable thing he did was demolishing Arsenal 10-2
devout edge
Eh Ancelotti's time at Bayern wasn't particularly memorable
Bayern just didn't rlly rate him
tired prism
Bayern just didn't rlly rate him
Because he didn't get us the results
Man the standards of our club were so high back then
He was sacked for losing 3-0 to PSG in a ucl group game
humble trench
Man the standards of our club were so high back then
they still are
tired prism
they still are
Tucheliban wouldn't have lasted this long
tired prism
As it should be
But sometimes it's a bit too high
Like sacking Nagelsmann for no reason
astral ravine
https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1770566630638072018?s=46
we're genuinely finished
craggy siren
we're genuinely finished
we’re entering our banter era
devout edge
https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1770566630638072018?s=46
I always found it interesting to see what would happen if Conte managed Bayern
I had this idea for at least few months
Would have been a better idea in 2019, not so sure now
tired prism
https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1770566630638072018?s=46
Piss off
He doesn't fit us at all
Terrible choice
devout edge
He doesn't fit us at all
Conte played attacking, intense football at Juventus
He's capable of playing that at Bayern imo
deft epoch
Conte played attacking, intense football at Juventus
Tuchel played attacking intense football at dortmund
With bunch of kids won a trophy with dortmund
devout edge
Tuchel played attacking intense football at dortmund
Hopefully Conte doesn't do a Tuchel
And gets his act right
devout edge
Bayern were more stable under Nagelsmann
deft epoch
What Bayern can do is get a man who already knows club for quick results
devout edge
Nagelsmann had them playing better football
devout edge
What Bayern can do is get a man who already knows club for quick results
Or Bayern can get a good manager and don't sack him based on two bad games
And do what Liverpool and City did
Keep the manager for 8 years
deft epoch
Or Bayern can get a good manager and don't sack him based on two bad games
That man can be Tuchel as well
Just see record of Sir alex Ferguson in his first 100 games I think
Ten hag has a better record
And no manutd were not a small club pre-alex Ferguson
Unless manager has reputation you can't have managers for long term in current football
astral ravine
That man can be Tuchel as well
nope
too late for that
he can win ucl and i still want him out he's still a dickhead
i'm not saying it to be funny either he's a shameless prick and deserves to go
tired prism
He's capable of playing that at Bayern imo
Still there are three candidates I want over him
wintry root
if bayern want to succeed , they need to bring on xavi
tired prism
if bayern want to succeed , they need to bring on xavi
Nah stay as far away as possible
We don't need Barca rejects
tired prism
i'm not saying it to be funny either he's a shameless prick and deserves to go
Yeah same I ain't tolerating his bs for another season even if he wins the ucl
tired prism
My top three candidates are Alonso, Flick and Zidane
wintry root
My top three candidates are Alonso, Flick and Zidane
flick is ours
tired prism
Y is noone hiring him
He's very selective
tired prism
flick is ours
Nah pretty sure Barca have some other candidates ahead of him
U aren't even keeping track
wintry root
'Rafa Marquez'🤣
tired prism
De Zerbi
wintry root
we will end 5th if this happens
tired prism
He's linked to Barca