bayern-munich

[astral ravine]

bro

jus stop atp

[humble trench]

Didn't it come from Bayern fans if I'm understanding the post correctly

[devout edge]

It's a known fact lmao

[astral ravine]

it really isn't

only among clubs like leipshit and dresden

and nobody respects them in the first place

[devout edge]

I've been told many times that people in Germany are racist

[astral ravine]

by who

[devout edge]

We're not gonna get into that bc you and I know it's true

[devout edge]

Friends

[astral ravine]

it's not and i can tell you that as a german

they musta been in east germany

[devout edge]

This is a football server so

I won't go into it

If you know you know

[astral ravine]

you don't seem to

[devout edge]

Especially if you're black

[devout edge]

They're Germans

[astral ravine]

some of them are bound to but knowing lazio they make up the majority of it

[devout edge]

They've probably never seen a black person in their life

[astral ravine]

i feel like you don't really know too much about germany

[strong saddle]

^

[devout edge]

From research and from what my friends told me

I'm sticking to what I said lmao

[strong saddle]

Research

[astral ravine]

from first hand experience i can tell you those are both bad sources

[devout edge]

Back to the Mourinho thing

If Mourinho goes to Bayern, it wouldn't be a bad move

He's got a good CV

[astral ravine]

it would

the football he plays isn't bayern ball

[tribal light]

Hell nah, Mourinho would be absolutely bad

Awful take

[astral ravine]

tuchel had a good cv too 💀

[tribal light]

Mouriho is the type of guy to win 1 major trophy and call it a day

Going tophyless for decades

[devout edge]

Fairs

[devout edge]

Icl it isn't 2013 anymore

So Mourinho might not be it

[tribal light]

Talking about his recent Roma time

[astral ravine]

he ends poorly with almost every club he goes to nowadays

always a fallout with the board and/or dressing room

[devout edge]

Mourinho did himself no favours by managing United and Tottenham

[solar burrow]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1757887735870669227?s=46&t=Kj3NwAQBSzLPWyIcXrAYhw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨0️⃣ Zero shots on target tonight for FC Bayern vs Lazio.

This follows just 1 shot on target in their defeat vs Bayer Leverkusen at the weekend.

Bayern have also lost the first leg of UCL round of 16 for the first time in 11 seasons.

Twitter · Feb 14, 2024, 10:01 PM

[astral ravine]

the way our dressing room is structured that's a recipe for disaster

[devout edge]

If Mourinho wanted to manage Bayern

He should have managed them in 2016

2018, whatever

[astral ravine]

wouldn't have been doing them any favors

bundesliga title would be his biggest trophy with an ok season for 2018 bayern and moved on

[solar burrow]

I really wanted them to make it far enough to knock City out

[astral ravine]

they wouldn't have knocked city out either way 💀

[solar burrow]

Wishful thinking 🤝 me

[strong saddle]

It'd be a repeat of last quarterfinal

[ancient moth]

I'm curious to see how long Tuchel will stay as coach

[strong saddle]

He won't see another season

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1757894533210157217

[devout edge]

I have one manager in mind who would be calm for Bayern

[astral ravine]

what chances 💀

[strong saddle]

EXACTLY

WHAT CHANCES WERE THERE

[astral ravine]

tbf you also said mourinho would be good

[devout edge]

Marco Rose would be so good at Bayern

[astral ravine]

eh

[devout edge]

Plays very attacking football at Leipzig

Leipzig are a very good team to watch bc of the football he plays

Icl I wish I watched the Madrid vs Leipzig game

[astral ravine]

i'd reckon he could do an alright job at bayern

[devout edge]

Yeah, Bayern should go for him imo

[astral ravine]

not gonna fix any mentality issues the club has

he should be more a one year interim manager like for dortmund

[tribal light]

I must be pulling a Stevie Wonder

Did bro say

We played well the 1st half

Let me rub my eyes real quick

[devout edge]

Nah he's good

I mean he's the reason why Leipzig are so attacking

[astral ravine]

not good enough for the long term though

[tribal light]

Can we just give Leverkusen 50m for Alonso

:kek~7:

[astral ravine]

there are deeper problems in the club that rose doesn't have the capabilities to fix

few managers do

we need a former bayern assistant/coach

[devout edge]

What mentality issues are going on at the club atm?

[astral ravine]

hell maybe give some former player a shot

[astral ravine]

they've lost the winning mentality completely

winning trophies became so easy to the point that they can barely deal with actual competition

[solid verge]

I just feel like Tuchel doesn't motivate the players at all, just shouts at them for every single mistake and puts them even more down

[astral ravine]

they can barely even get the motivation to put in effort for the club

sane being a prime example

[strong saddle]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1757895651981951069

[devout edge]

I heard Sane has a big ego

[astral ravine]

he plays more for himself than for the club

he only runs when he wants to

doesn't chase balls anymore doesn't even seem to care at times

[devout edge]

Lmao

[solid verge]

He only gets angry nowadays

We saw how he acts like against Leverkusen

[devout edge]

Sane has the ego of CR7

The talent of Grealish

Is that how you'd put it?

[astral ravine]

he's better than grealish

it's more he's got the opposite workrate of cr7

[strong saddle]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1757896773064917003

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Tuchel: "We're frustrated and angry about the defeat. I think we lost the game, I'm not sure Lazio won it. I'm not sure why we lost our conviction in the second half, but we did, and then we fell behind. I can't explain it because we told the team to maintain their intensity and…

Twitter · Feb 14, 2024, 10:37 PM

what?

[astral ravine]

jus waffling

[devout edge]

Look bro

If Sane continues, sell the prick

You don't need another Rashford

[solid verge]

He doesn't know what he's talking about

[devout edge]

More of a Bayern loss than a Lazio win lmao

Fairs

Upamaguire once again doing something dumb

[strong saddle]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1757900049336373648 neuer w

[tribal light]

Please

No more on this terrorism

Every fckig Bayern Fan on Twitter can get a better Formation than Tuchel has

[craggy siren]

3-0 loss vs City
3-1 loss vs Leipzig
3-0 loss vs Leipzig
2-1 loss vs Saarbruken
5-1 loss vs Frankfurt
2-1 loss vs Freiburg
3-1 loss vs Mainz
1-0 loss vs Bremen
3-0 loss vs Leverkusen
1-0 loss to Lazio
4-3 win vs Man United
3-2 win vs Augsburg

Enough is enough

[astral ravine]

if you add the 4-3 vs united you can add the 3-2 vs augsburg

played like shite

[craggy siren]

there

[tribal light]

Just hold on till Summer

He'll be sacked

And in Summer, there's gotta be some major changes

Definitely

[craggy siren]

go to barcelona tuchel

[tribal light]

Now that we got Max Eberl

[strong saddle]

Yeah go to Barcelona and terrorize them

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1757917698154201159

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

• @altobelli13: Are you worried about your job as Bayern coach after this very weak performance?

Tuchel: "No"

• @altobelli13: You say no, but why do you think you're the right coach for FC Bayern at the moment?

Tuchel: "I would like to talk about the game"

• @altobelli13:…

Twitter · Feb 15, 2024, 12:00 AM

[strong saddle]

He's getting nervous

[final sparrow]

Nahhh He has his Chealsea Instincts

[tribal light]

Tuchel thinks he's still managing Chelsea

I just can't explain why he benched De Ligt

[sick wasp]

bro is turning Bayern to Chelsea

[strong saddle]

he already did

[shut zenith]

Y’all think y’all going to win the second leg?

[neon atlas]

We're one step closer to #tuchelout

[neon atlas]

I wish not

[shut zenith]

Why not

Kim and de leit as cbs

[neon atlas]

No thanks

Tuchel can leave my club

BRO HE'LL PLAY DIER

Lmao

[shut zenith]

but no trophies this year tho

[neon atlas]

Yup

[shut zenith]

so who comes in

Xabi?

cause Idk if hes going to liverpool

[neon atlas]

Xabi

Or maybe someone

[shut zenith]

also question are yall going to be getting Wirtz

[sullen idol]

hansi blick

v

[tired prism]

SACK TUCHEL RIGHT NOW

[tribal light]

To be completely honest

People tend to forget that nagelsman has drawn way too many games

Yes, he did lose way less than Tuchel

But Nagelsman has draw games where he clearly was supposed to win

And if we won, it was just by 1 Goal difference

[craggy siren]

one last dance

[tribal light]

Nah

We already got him out of retirement 2 times

Let him rest lmao

[astral ravine]

a draw's better than a loss tbf

and he had bayern playing much more attractive football than tuchel ever has

[astral ravine]

the man is old i'd love for it to happen but it won't 😭

[tribal light]

I'm not disagreeing with you

I'm just saying that Nagelsman wasn't good either by any means

Ofc he was better than Tuchel, but overall not on the level we needed him to be

[astral ravine]

i think he would've gotten better over time

as a young manager he didn't really have a proper system yet he was just letting the players do what they do

after a while i think he would've gained more trust in the team and he'd find a system that works

[devout edge]

Attractive football >>>

[modest frost]

I mean

Ngl

Sign thz Mou

[strong saddle]

Sign who

[modest frost]

Je will park the bus but at least hes not an idiot

[modest frost]

Jose Mourinhi

Mourinho

[strong saddle]

Mm

[astral ravine]

he'll win one dfb pokal and pat himself on the back for bringing bayern their first dfb pokal in 4 years while not doing anything of note

[astral ravine]

tbf 5 years by then

[deft epoch]

Just get flick back

[craggy siren]

idk man

[atomic comet]

https://x.com/GGFN_/status/1758477935059608006?s=20

Get German Football News (@GGFN_) on X

🚨 | Bayern Munich confirm that Sacha Boey has sustained a substantial hamstring strain and will be sidelined for a number of weeks.

Twitter · Feb 16, 2024, 1:06 PM

[astral ravine]

dj khaled would be proud

[craggy siren]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3XtJdSgtpc/?igsh=MTM2eTdoM2d5cWZhZA==

bayernparallax

Bayern fans in the stadium were protesting and criticizing the Bayern players who were playing against Lazio, Thomas Müller responded back.

Likes

27818

Instagram

we cannot replace him

[tribal light]

How the fck is Boey already injured

Bro played like 2-3 games

[craggy siren]

1. bad training methods
2. bad medical & fitness team
3. Player is injury prone

[hot trench]

Short answer: tucheliban

[strong saddle]

^

He hasn't even done much

[ivory raven]

https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1758554760599294412?s=20

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨Excl. News #Tel: Manchester United have made contact for the first time and are very interested to sign him in summer! #MUFC

➡️ Two more clubs from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 have also inquired about him in the last weeks.

⚠️ Been told: Even though it's not easy for him right now, he still doesn’t…

Twitter · Feb 16, 2024, 6:11 PM

[devout edge]

Aint gon lie

Bayern could be doing better

[devout edge]

Ffs

[devout edge]

A DM Bayern should get is Koopmeiners

Koopmeiners is such a good player, why doesn't anyone talk abt him

[astral ravine]

cause he's at the less relevant club with the letters a, t, l, a, n, t and a

[devout edge]

Yeah

It's a shame tho

He's a good player who could be at Bayern or Liverpool

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1758844526557311328

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

There's unrest in Bayern's dressing room - and that also has to do with Kathleen Krüger. The once popular team manager is now in a difficult position with many players and staff members. The accusation is that Krüger 'shields' the team too much and adopts an 'inappropriate…

Twitter · Feb 17, 2024, 1:23 PM

the fact that everything is leaked to the press nowadays is crazy

[tribal light]

Whole Bayern Board, Team, Staff and everything needs a f*cking kick in their nuts

To wake the f*ck up

[sick wasp]

man when is Thomas tuchel set to get sacked?
I need this info from Fabrizio romanio

[hot trench]

Js ping him

@humble trench

[tribal light]

I'd say let him play in the CL

And as soon as he drops out sack him

[vale vine]

Mid table mandems*

[humble trench]

What

Thomas Tuchel is set to be sacked next 2 weeks I’m guessing

[night hill]

If lazio knock out bayern then he'll probably go immediately after that

Think he wins these next few league games and survives

[ivory raven]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1759228701554696431?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Leroy Sané will start on the bench against Bochum today due to a knee problem [@altobelli13]

Twitter · Feb 18, 2024, 2:49 PM

[slim harbor]

goretzka and chupo starting

💔

tuchel personal beef with tel ffs

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1759247073528914229?s=20

sell for 10m

[sterile beacon]

bayern scores

0-1

[sick wasp]

Hoffen heim scores 2

man I'm dead

Even man u are better than this

[tribal light]

Someone is gonna get sacked tonight

[opal wing]

TUCHELIBAN

[azure idol]

tuchelout

[wraith silo]

Do u guys think it's this team or tuchel

cause like

we were in this situation a year ago

with nagelsmann

[strong saddle]

Tuchel

[nimble walrus]

What even happened for it to be 14+

[tribal light]

De Ligt didnt bench himself in important games chief

What kinda question is that

😭

[wraith silo]

No but seriously

nagelsmann weren't any better

according to results and stats

[tribal light]

I dont remember Nagelsmann loosing 3 games in a row

Neither do i remember Nagelsmann losing a game in the CL in Ro16 against a italian mid club

The problem with Nagelsman was that he has drawn way to many games

And we were plagued with injuries

Nagelsmann did NOT have Harry Kane

Neither did he have KMJ

[humble trench]

Absolute clownshow from both kmj and big M

[nimble walrus]

Who big m

[wraith silo]

We have injuries rn too

[wraith silo]

Okay that's fair tbh

I did some calculating from last year

From the start of last year to february 18th 2023

Bayern attack xG 2023: 10,46 in 7 games
Bayern defense xG 2023: 8,02 in 7 games

Bayern attack xG 2024: 14,26 in 7,5 games
Bayern defense xG 2024: 9,11 in 7,5 games

We've been xG wise better this year actually

7,5 games means 7 games played this year + this one

[craggy siren]

pls tell harry that he isn't a dm

[wraith silo]

Wait is the game already going on

my stream is delayed asf 💀

[misty light]

Yo Why'd the match get suspended?

I wasn't watching

[wraith silo]

Guess

[misty light]

Fans?

[wraith silo]

Yes

[tribal light]

3-1 Bochum

A step closer to getting Tuchel sacked

[scarlet anvil]

Harry Kane staying trophyless 😂

[dull skiff]

upamaguire out

[wraith silo]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-van-rijthoven-plate-tennis-trophy-nederland-gif-25945693

Leverkusen tonight

[tribal light]

Arsenal Fan talking about Trophies?

Unreal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/846527471767519242.png?quality=lossless&size=48

[vapid gull]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-bad-philip-blake-fbi-international-im-outta-here-it-stinks-gif-25907377

[atomic comet]

omg what has happened here?

[solid verge]

A disaster

[misty light]

I feel bad for Bayern fans man

[mortal shore]

Why is there no msgs here lol

[misty light]

Everyone's too busy crying innit

[mortal shore]

Thats the bundesliga gone for them

[misty light]

Yes

[solid verge]

This happens with any club, you rise and fall, but Bayern will rise again of course

[atomic comet]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1759291779680027044?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

After the final whistle, there were angry discussions and almost a scuffle between Joshua Kimmich and assistant coach Zsolt Lőw [@AZ_Strasser]

Twitter · Feb 18, 2024, 7:00 PM

[pine comet]

have a feeling tuchel might get the sack tomorrow

[strong saddle]

He should be the last person to say that

[tribal light]

Losing today

Was the best outcome ever

This season is over anyway

[misty light]

Yeah cause then tuchel gets sacked

[tribal light]

Exactly

[misty light]

Hoping he doesn't get near Barca bruh

[tribal light]

So what. We're going 1 season trophyless

Still gonna play CL next season

[misty light]

Flick save us please

[tribal light]

We'll cook this Summer Transfer

[misty light]

Yea true but I doubt you're getting past the quarters

[tribal light]

Talking about next season

kek~7

[strong saddle]

Yeh we can just forget about this season

I've been keeping tabs on the premier League to sub this

[modest frost]

So this is how Barça fans feel

[strong saddle]

Yes

[modest frost]

I hoped we'd lose and I still feel like shite

I know its for the best because it means that clown will be out

But

[tribal light]

This actually feels like a win to me

[modest frost]

I still cant bring myself to be fine with it

[tribal light]

I cant either man

[modest frost]

Idk when is the last time we lost 3 in a row

[tribal light]

But in the end of the day

We won the league 11 times in a row

Nobody is taking that from us ever

[modest frost]

True

[tribal light]

What feels unreal to me is Kane being the best Striker in the world rn and winning nothing

[modest frost]

Idk who we could replace tuchel with honestly

[tribal light]

That's what pisses me off

[modest frost]

Well look at whos managing us

Its 100% tuchel's fault

And 0% on player quality

On paper our team is fire, except the cdm issue but we can play around it

But then you have tuchel starting Sacha Boey, a RB, at LB against Leverkusen

[atomic comet]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1759296860173357335?s=46&t=1amtS2kwseArFLXQYpuhXA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Jan-Christian Dreesen: "I'm feeling shi**y. Today mentality beat quality."

Tuchel still in charge next week?
Dreesen: "Of course"

[@AZ_Strasser]

Twitter · Feb 18, 2024, 7:20 PM

Omg

[tribal light]

It's so over

[pine comet]

Sack nagelsmann but keep tuchel, mad board

[trail sigil]

Upamecano tilted af

Sacking nagelsmann that early is mad

[deft epoch]

Just sack tuchel

It won't solve the issue which is board and player's performance but temporarily it would give results

[solar burrow]

Holy moly! The empire’s falling?

[full gyro]

Tik tak

Tik tak

Well at least you guys actually have a board thats gonna sack their horrible manger

Here at Barcelona they are letting xavi stay for the rest of the season despite drawing 19th and narrowly winning 17th

[full gyro]

BREAKING: Fabrizio has confirmed that the CEO of Bayern said tuchel will still be in charge next week.

[wraith silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dogs-dog-meme-dog-memes-shiver-me-timbers-gif-23691933

[solid verge]

Why is he smiling

[strong saddle]

he should be scared for his future

[tribal light]

What falling blud

We're 2nd in the Bundesliga

Istg Fans from other leagues can be cringe sometimes, apparently when you're not 1st, you're falling

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1011062701654556722.png?quality=lossless&size=48

You're not 1st? You're finished

[strong saddle]

lol

tbf were expected to win the league everytime

[atomic comet]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1759328177275506982?s=46&t=1amtS2kwseArFLXQYpuhXA

Bruh lol

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Bayern bosses still want to hold on to Thomas Tuchel and finish the season with him. In addition, there's currently no suitable successor on the market. Uli Hoeneß is not completely convinced of Hansi Flick [@BILD]

Twitter · Feb 18, 2024, 9:24 PM

[strong saddle]

i wish i didnt see this

[tribal light]

No suitable successor?

So they're not even trying?

[strong saddle]

its looking like his contract will be extended

[atomic comet]

it's like they're essentially accepting defeat here

[strong saddle]

which if that happens, i might have to

idk what i'll do

[slim harbor]

why uli is still taking decisions disgusting

[strong saddle]

idk

[humble trench]

Loan urself to another club

[strong saddle]

i did

[slim harbor]

why did u choosed arsenal lol

[strong saddle]

i dont like liverpool fans

[slim harbor]

anyways until tuchel leaves will enjoy every loss

[strong saddle]

and i'll never support city

[slim harbor]

every loss = tuchel downfall

[strong saddle]

every loss = bayern wont sack him

and more excuses from him

[solar burrow]

You’ve been 1st for the last 11, 2nd place’s now below standard

[tribal light]

So you consider being 2nd a Downfall?

[slim harbor]

lmao is not downfalll

[strong saddle]

everyone has bad seasons

[slim harbor]

true we will bounce back nxt szn

[marsh needle]

guys

what's happening with bayern

[ivory raven]

tucheliban

that's whats happening

and an injury crisis

can't forget that

[full gyro]

Welcome ma gunner

[full gyro]

Not if harry kane isnt sold

[slim harbor]

goretzka kimmich also needed to sold

goretzka isnt a footballer kimmich finished

gnabry also

[humble trench]

Not for mocking

But

How did you lose to BOCHUM😭

[hot trench]

So u see

Arsene Wenger knew that Harry Kane would go to Bayern

So he meticulously signed asano

To prepare him for today

To keep hazza Kane trophyless

https://tenor.com/view/arsene-wenger-gif-25817046

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/trollfootball/status/1759287228365230167?s=46

Troll Football (@TrollFootball) on X

Kim Min Jae to Upamecano after he got sent off twice in 3 days

Twitter · Feb 18, 2024, 6:42 PM

[tribal light]

[sick wasp]

What can we do to get tuchel sacked earlier man

[humble trench]

Lose to Lazio in the second leg

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/thomassist25_/status/1759542100352205052?s=46

thomassist (@thomassist25_) on X

wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

big future ahead

Twitter · Feb 19, 2024, 11:35 AM

tucheliban benched this beast

[strong saddle]

He hates good players

[tribal light]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-champion-facepalm-cry-gif-5673474

[strong saddle]

god forbid if he says yes

[modest frost]

Please say yes

Im flying to München next week

To apply for manager

I have 1000 hours on fm im better than Tuchel

[tired prism]

TUCHEL OUT

Why can't we just get Flick back?

He's way way better than this fraud

[round mango]

Send tuchel back to chelsea

Forbid him from stepping on münchen soil ever again

[strong saddle]

Kimmich might be leaving too

Screw our board for letting tuchel stay

[round mango]

Another reason is that Neuer ain't the same after that skiing accident😔

[sick wasp]

pls accept

[astral ravine]

i wouldn't be surprised if zidane doesn't do well either he's only been an rma coach

if we're gonna take someone who's not had any massive challenges we should get an ex player who wants to be a manager

might as well go all out with the risks and try something completely new

and we need someone the players and the fans like right now

[strong saddle]

even our nt board was more sane in the head to realize flick wasnt working

[tribal light]

Philip Lahm

[modest frost]

Appoint Müller player-manager

Or go for Basti

[atomic comet]

Mazraoui's injured again

[tired prism]

Just bring Flick back ffs

He's a proven winner at Bayern

[astral ravine]

i'm not a big fan of player-managers tbh

at least not at the top level

basti or lahm seem like good choices if they were willing

[strong saddle]

I'd take either of them in a heartbeat

[modest frost]

Im not either but anything over tuchel

[shut zenith]

Is Kimmich leaving

[strong saddle]

I saw a source that said he was

I'm waiting for more to confirm it, but I wouldn't be surprised

[strong saddle]

WHAT

[humble trench]

😂

[pine comet]

https://fxtwitter.com/centredevils/status/1759664491766423979?t=IS-vblv54CQoGCL2wY5H4Q&s=19 hell no

[strong saddle]

Oh my God.

[tribal light]

We're consideration FC at this point

[hot trench]

i didnt know u were this down bad 😭

like calm down

ur second in the league

and lets be real youll destroy lazio second leg

second isnt calamitous bruh

and ur in with a shout to win the ucl still

itll be fine\

[rich canyon]

Ole to Bayern would manage to be a massive downgrade 😭😭😭

He might come good somehow

[pine comet]

Im a united fan, but ole to bayern would be hilarious

From scoring the '99 ucl final winner against them to win the treble, to managing them 😭

[pine comet]

8 points behind 1st with only 8 games to go

Leverkusen also seem unbeatable

[hot trench]

Yea but second place isn’t going to kill them

[tired prism]

Keep ole tf away from my club

He's a bloody 🤡

Joke of a manager

[vapid gull]

https://tenor.com/view/roy-hodgson-roy-hodgson-chin-gif-22448711

[tired prism]

WHY CAN'T WE GET FLICK BACK?

Wtf is wrong with our board?

[ivory raven]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1759945921943507142?s=20

why do u guys love tottenham so much ffs

[stiff hamlet]

because flick hates the board

[tribal light]

?

It was an agreement made in Kane's contract

[strong saddle]

^

[ivory raven]

i had forgotten about this

[tribal light]

All the proceedings from those games are going to Tottenham

[ivory raven]

I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT

i had little sleep i blame the sleep

[strong saddle]

nuh uh

[tribal light]

I blame Tuchel

[ivory raven]

fair enough

[astral apex]

There are a few players who give everything for the club and are decent. those players should play. Tuchel let them warm the bench or loan them out. For example matthijs de ligt, stanisic, pavlovic, kratzig and even tel. A good coach at bayern would let them play. Tuchel doesnt.

[astral apex]

So yeah, same

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1760230193120030960?s=20

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE News: After good and fair discussions FC Bayern and Thomas #Tuchel have decided to part ways at the end of the season!

Announcement soon ✔️

@SkySportDE 🇩🇪

Twitter · Feb 21, 2024, 9:09 AM

[frozen grove]

At the end of the season???

Let's just hope we don't go out to lazio

[sterile bison]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1760238929289040337

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴 Liverpool and FC Bayern remain both keen on appointing Xabi Alonso as new head coach at the end of the season.

Discussions to follow.

❗️ There’s no formal release clause into his contract at Bayer but he will be allowed to leave in case he decides to try new chapter.

Twitter · Feb 21, 2024, 9:43 AM

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1760239932235211130?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨 OFFICIAL: Thomas Tuchel leaves FC Bayern at the end of the current season.

Decision made by both club and head coach, Tuchel leaves Bayern in June.

It’s over between Bayern and Tuchel.

Twitter · Feb 21, 2024, 9:47 AM

[cursive herald]

Quarter final's at the very least hopefully

[void horizon]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

TUCHEL IS OUT

[tidal hornet]

Just have to get through this season now

[frozen grove]

Yea

[tribal light]

If we get Xabi Alonso

I'm gonna piss myself out of laughter

Possible/Best Replacements for Tuchel:

Zinedine Zidan
Xabi Alonso
(maybe) a Flick comeback

Couldn't think of anyone else

just miss me with that Ole Gunnar Solskjær dogshit

[craggy siren]

🙏

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/bayern-water-nervous-drinking-water-gif-12163090

[sick wasp]

Let's gooo tuchel sacked end of seasonnnn!!!

[astral ravine]

poor man is 78

[tribal light]

Just let him rest

Bayern already got him 2013

[astral ravine]

and 2017

[tribal light]

Then again after ancelotti was sacked in 2017

[astral ravine]

i remember when bro beat dortmund 6-0

back when bayern could actually do that to good teams

typa shite we were on fr

at least 3 goals 6 league games in a row

league record was incredible we had like a 20 point gap

and now we've been playing like ass under tuchel for so long i forgot what exciting football looked like

[craggy siren]

let the man rest

[tired prism]

Tuchel should've been sacked immediately

But at least he's going

[strong saddle]

One step at a time ig

[tired prism]

We better get past Lazio now

[astral ravine]

when we get knocked out of ucl we should jus let tuchel go right away

we'll only be in bundesliga by then and it's already a dead race

might as well give the new manager proper time to get acclimated with no pressure to immediately win the league

but their unbelievable hope to get xabi alonso probably means they won't do it

[slim harbor]

Hear me out 🙏🏻

[nimble nimbus]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1760359349816312314?s=46&t=cCIOGmkTgk74d1aYgvm8zw

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🔴 News #Solskjær: If the plan of all parties involved fails and #Tuchel had to leave prematurely, Solskjær would be ready as an interim solution for FC Bayern!

➡️ Beend told: Solskjær would be willing to sign a contract only until the end of the season ✔️

Bayern is still…

Twitter · Feb 21, 2024, 5:42 PM

[astral ravine]

people usually talk after saying that

[astral ravine]

could be worse for interim

[nimble nimbus]

He worked well as interim too at United

His first games were vibes and it worked somehow😭

[devout edge]

Ffs

Bring Zidane to Bayern

[devout edge]

Why do managers last a short amount of time

Wenger stayed at Arsenal for 22 years, Fergie for 27 years

Need a bit more of that

[astral ravine]

various reasons

retirement, bad board decisions, bad manager decisions, moving on to other more desirable places

[devout edge]

Yh

Flick shoulda stayed at Munich for longer

Like Klopp stayed at Liverpool since 2015, I believe

[astral ravine]

he wanted the germany job

was an assistant for so many years it was time he got the actual job

he got it n it didn't work out

[devout edge]

Oof

Flick and Nagelsmann would have done some cool things with Harry Kane

I heard from someone that Nagelsmann liked to make good use of his wide players

[astral ravine]

under nagelsmann we were making loads of crosses

[devout edge]

Bayern wouldn't be so ass atm if either of those two were managing

Then again

Don't date journalists

[devout edge]

That's good

[astral ravine]

passes were a lot less rigid in general

i don't know if anyone counts stats like average pass length but i think it's much higher under nagelsmann than tuchel

[devout edge]

At least the Bayern team was more stable under Nagelsmann

Bayern are way worse now that Tucheliban is managing

[astral ravine]

i mean any bayern fan could tell you that

there are more problems than jus the tactics tho

but it's better to tackle one after the other than try to take everything all at once

[devout edge]

He wasn't a Bayern fan

He was someone from Chile

He watches a lot of football

[astral ravine]

who's he

[devout edge]

Football fanatic

He's been watching football for ages

[astral ravine]

i can't tell if you're talking about yourself or someone you know because if it's you i had absolutely no clue you were chilean

[devout edge]

Someone ik

[devout edge]

Yeah, there was more behind the scenes but

Tuchel's tactics are worse than Nagelsmann's

And Nagelsmann is younger than my Dad lmao

[astral ravine]

i wouldn't say worse

those tactics can take a club far if it's with the right team

[devout edge]

Tuchel's not the right person for Bayern

Send him back to Chelshit

[astral ravine]

that relationship seems too sour now

what with boehly and all

[devout edge]

Although I heard another Bayern fan said that Tuchel wants to play attacking football but the players are passing it in the midfield

So

The players aren't listening to him?

[astral ravine]

well it depends on how long they've been doing it

because on one hand i don't think the players would immediately reject tuchel

on the other hand that's how they've been playing under him for a long time now

it seemed more gradual than anything

[devout edge]

There's very few like

Very good attacking, beautiful managers atm

And Bayern need attacking, fast football

[astral ravine]

like i said doesn't have to be a big name some ex player who wants to be a manager will do

[devout edge]

Their tactics might not work

Xavi was a god level CM now he's struggling at Barcelona

[astral ravine]

if there's ever been a time to experiment with a manager we know nothing about tactically it's now

i think jupp heynckes' football philosophies can still hold up nowadays

and he's 78 we're not getting him back

next best thing is someone who played under heynckes for years

[devout edge]

Klopp at Bayern would be crazy but that's not realistic

[astral ravine]

not really

wouldn't want it either

[devout edge]

It's never gonna happen but it'd be cool

[astral ravine]

klopp's a different profile of manager to tuchel but a dortmund manager is still a dortmund manager

don't want it don't need it no matter how good he is

[devout edge]

Tuchel was a Dortmund manager

Tbf he sucks atm

[astral ravine]

that's what i just said

even if they're different coaches they were still both bvb coaches

and if this one didn't hold up i don't want to see if the next one will

i'll take someone who's bayern through n through

[devout edge]

I heard a Bayern fan wanted De Zerbi

It's in this Bayern server I'm in, I'll inv u to it

[astral ravine]

loads of bayern fans say loads of things

[devout edge]

De Zerbi at Bayern would be good

As he plays counter attacking football

[astral ravine]

wouldn't hate de zerbi but i'll stick to the ex player idea

after tuchel tried implementing a new system the players didn't know and struggled in we need someone who has the bayern identity and can bring it back to the team

[devout edge]

Me personally a WC team needs a WC manager but that's my opinion

[devout edge]

Fair enough

Stuff like that won't always work though

It's risky as well

[astral ravine]

exactly

we're not playing wc at all right now

so time to take those risks

a safe option isn't taking this team back to glory

[devout edge]

Yeah

Hopefully you don't get a park the bus manager

Defensive football is so boring

[astral ravine]

that's why nobody wanted mourinho

that's his whole shtick

[devout edge]

It can work and you can win stuff but

Yeah

Bayern will lose it's identity

By working I mean winning titles

Pep wins titles but I don't like his football

[astral ravine]

he'd win one dfb pokal and rave about how he brought the first dfb pokal to the club after 5 years calling himself the special one

[astral ravine]

nah his bayern time's over n done

won't be a candidate for the dugout anytime soon

[devout edge]

Yeah

I was just giving an example of a manager who wins stuff but has dull football

[devout edge]

Zinedine Zidane

Is a rumour apparently

He did well at Madrid so Zidane to Bayern would be good

[astral ravine]

i don't like it honestly

only been a madrid manager and i think any decent manager could've done something like he did with a supersquad like that

[devout edge]

I mean

Pochettino had Neymar, Mbappe and Messi

Couldn't win UCL

[astral ravine]

if we're getting someone without any bayern dna it has to be someone absolutely amazing

[astral ravine]

that's 3 players

zidane got class from front to back in that rma side

made some good signings during his tenures but overall jus alright in terms of transfers

i'm not too impressed by what he did overall and like i said if it's someone who had absolutely nothing to do with bayern it has to be someone at the very top which i don't think he is

[devout edge]

Hmm

There's very few top top managers atm

None of the top managers I have in my mind would be managing Bayern atm

Arne Slot has potential but he's not top atm

De Zerbi and Hoeneb are the only like very good options I can think off

[astral ravine]

hoeneb 😭

jsyk the ß can be replaced by ss

[devout edge]

The Stuttgart one

[devout edge]

Hoeneb still works

[devout edge]

They r 3rd

[astral ravine]

it doesn't

it's neither pronounced like a b nor shaped like a lowercase one

[astral ravine]

yes i know who sebi hoeneß is and i know where they are in the table 😭

i mean he's a good manager with experience with bayern but i like what he's doing with stuttgart

he's got them playing their best football in years and i wouldn't be happy taking that away from them when we have other options

same with xabi alonso

and it'd push the "bayern buys off the best in the league" agenda even though both of them are former bayern staff

an embarrassing amount of people can't do a quick google search

[devout edge]

This gen is messed up but

We won't go into that

[astral ravine]

ye that's a different topic

[devout edge]

Icl Bayern don't really have much like very good options

[astral ravine]

we're not a very good team right now

that's why we have to make do

[devout edge]

Hoeness and De Zerbi are the only options who'd turn Bayern around a lot

[devout edge]

You mean create a manager?

[astral ravine]

nah there's more than that

[devout edge]

Conte and Ole were rumoured

Conte is just bs journalism

[astral ravine]

make do means do the best with what's available

[devout edge]

But Ole did play attacking football at United

He's no Nagelsmann but Ole was decent

[astral ravine]

ole's just an interim if he does come to bayern

[devout edge]

In fact Ole is nowhere near Nagelsmann

[astral ravine]

already been said by loads of journalists he's willing to play an interim role at bayern once tuchel is gone

just a matter of time really

[devout edge]

Ole will do good for Bayern as an interim

Like I said he's nowhere near Nagelsmann or Flick

But he'll play attacking football

[astral ravine]

we'll see what he can do

[devout edge]

So that's a plus

Arteta to Bayern?

[strong saddle]

This may be the only time in my life where I'll be happy going out of the champions league this early.

[devout edge]

Jk jk

I'm taking the piss

[astral ravine]

and if we can't get good former bayern staff until then jus throw any retired players from the 2013 team in i'm sure one of them's bound to want to try coaching

except ribery

[strong saddle]

Because I don't care about trophies anymore, i just wanna see us succeed next season

[devout edge]

Atp if Bayern go against Madrid or City

They'll be smacked

[astral ravine]

madrid or city? bayern have to get past lazio first 💀

[strong saddle]

If uefa wants us out that bad, then yeah

[devout edge]

Schweinsteiger?

[astral ravine]

if he's willing i'd say get him in

[devout edge]

Maybe if Kane bangs in a hat trick out of nowhere

[astral ravine]

lahm as well as a prospect

like i said any of the retired players but ribery

baller on the pitch but not the sharpest tool in the shed

[strong saddle]

Lahm should be our ambassador

[devout edge]

Damn lmao

[slim harbor]

😭 no

[upper bane]

HE-HELL NAW 🔥🔥🔥

[frozen grove]

We are trying to improve the situation not make it worse

[frozen grove]

Ah yes, lazio..worrying about lazio....how did we get here?..

[tired prism]

We have to get past Lazio

No way we're getting knocked out this early

We may not win the ucl this season but we must at least have a deep run

[worthy schooner]

yo who will replace bayern as manager

[tribal light]

Damn

Heynckes won the treble with us in 2013

Came back in 2017 and even topped the overall perfomance

He'll always be one of my favorite managers ever in club history

[devout edge]

Icl

Atp Arteta would make ur situation better

Domestically I mean, not in Europe but it won't happen

[devout edge]

Nice

[tribal light]

What's the point in getting Arteta then lmao

We need a manager that can do both

[devout edge]

It was just an idea

It's never gonna happen

[devout edge]

If Flick stayed at Bayern

Bayern wouldn't be in this mess lmao

[astral ravine]

nagelsmann probably wouldn't be germany manager either

we're yet to see if that's something positive or negative to take from it

[nimble nimbus]

Is he burning the food again

[devout edge]

Germany are washed atp

If Flick and Nagelsmann couldn't save them

They're dead food

[humble trench]

dead food

[devout edge]

Yep

[humble trench]

usually the expression is “dead meat”

[astral ravine]

nagelsmann hasn't really had too much time yet

we'll see what happens

bout 5 months left

[frozen grove]

Lads

Kroos is back

[frozen grove]

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[devout edge]

Icl

Flick has had a long time

He couldnt do anything

Flick is no Gareth Southgate, that's the thing

[astral ravine]

elaborate

what does that mean

[devout edge]

Flick's choices aren't as awful as Southgate's

Southgate sucks

[astral ravine]

flick's defensive choices were worse than southgate's and that's saying something with the 5atb merchant

flick changed defensive lineups like it was underwear

[devout edge]

U mean

Defensive players?

Defensive tactics I'm guessing

[astral ravine]

both

didn't try anything more than once

[devout edge]

Oof

Germany has some very good defenders

Rudiger, Gunter, Schlotterback, Wolf is ok

Sule is the German Maguire so don't start him anymore

[humble trench]

Id rather have Ralf Fährmann in goal than a Rudiger & Schlotterbeck pertnership

Weve had it for ages now

It’s terrible

[devout edge]

Rudiger's a no nonsense defender and Schlotterback is a bit more technical

What defensive partnership do u want?

[humble trench]

Uduokhai and Pfeiffer

[devout edge]

I heard Schlotterback's been mid

Ginter & Rudiger

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1761030260760477757?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Tarek Buchmann has suffered another setback. His fourth thigh muscle injury in just seven months. Buchmann will undergo another surgery - his return date is unknown [@BILD]

Twitter · Feb 23, 2024, 2:08 PM

yeah his career is over

[atomic comet]

https://x.com/ggfn_/status/1761046795746979958?s=46&t=1amtS2kwseArFLXQYpuhXA

Get German Football News (@GGFN_) on X

Julian Nagelsmann believes Bayern Munich do not give managers enough time:

"Jürgen Klopp was at Liverpool FC for five years until he became champion there for the first time...The coaches at Bayern Munich don't get that much time to develop something."

(Der Spiegel)

Twitter · Feb 23, 2024, 3:14 PM

[digital flax]

Factos

[digital flax]

But thats also the case with Real Madrid and Barca.

No manager stayed for more than 3 years since 2010s

[devout edge]

https://fixupx.com/fabrizioromano/status/1761075949398044701?s=46&t=wjhviObSDhBR0WFIIey6oA

[devout edge]

^

Matt gave his reasons but managers shouldnt last 3 yrs

They should last around 6 years min

[sterile bison]

https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1761099211104219536?s=46

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 JUST IN: Bayern Munich expect Alphonso Davies to LEAVE the club this summer. @Plettigoal #rmalive

Twitter · Feb 23, 2024, 6:42 PM

[strong saddle]

i knew that was coming

so now we gotta find a replacement for him

[atomic comet]

Hmmm ok

[sterile bison]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1761101853075390496

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Bayern are already considering potential replacements for Alphonso Davies in the background. One of the options being considered is Theo Hernández [@Plettigoal, @kerry_hau]

Twitter · Feb 23, 2024, 6:52 PM

[thorny hare]

bro i real get mbappe and davies

its literally over

only city left to stop them

[vapid gull]

holy casuals

[devout edge]

Y'all are screwed

7-0 Leipzig

[tribal light]

Man City buying and paying players for astronomical sums: "Oil Club ruining football"

Real Madrid doing the exact same sh*t recently: "Peretz Masterclass, W Real"

[modest frost]

Good

[modest frost]

Sign Grimaldo

And trigger Frimpong's clause

We'd get the best fullback partnership

And we can probably achieve that for under 100M

[modest frost]

davies is baf

Bad

Stop

He makes too many mistakes and hasnt improved in ages

If we can get 70M from him we're so lucky

It'll allow us to improve the squad a lot

[modest frost]

why isnt kim starting?

[frozen grove]

No clue

I have a feeling that we're going down in flames tonight

[azure idol]

think positive 🤞

[static matrix]

My Bayern friends

[frozen grove]

I'll try to

[twilit sky]

Harry Kane can score a 100 goals in a season but Tuchel would ruin it

[static matrix]

did muller grab tuchels jacket

[tired prism]

Yup

[static matrix]

why lmao

[tribal light]

This aged like milk

[devout edge]

Well

You havent been great lately lmao

[tribal light]

Common sense man

7-0 Leipzig

Are you mad

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[devout edge]

Nah

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1761736740363030847

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Julian Nagelsmann is eyeing a potential return to FC Bayern. The coach believes he has unfinished business in Munich and a comeback would be an attractive option for him. Nagelsmann's agents are also exploring the foreign market for him. For Bayern, however, Xabi Alonso is the…

Twitter · Feb 25, 2024, 12:55 PM

[astral ravine]

i'd like it but depends what he does with germany

[humble trench]

The NT needs him

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1762056447922192396?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Real Madrid and Alphonso Davies have reached a verbal agreement for the Bayern left-back to join in 2024 or 2025

There are two options on the table with Real open to doing a deal for a below-market price this summer — much like Toni Kroos’ move in 2014 — or the following year…

Twitter · Feb 26, 2024, 10:06 AM

theo hernandez/grimaldo it is

[craggy siren]

or

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/BayernNewsw/status/1762100914259648872

Bayern News world (@BayernNewsw) on X

On the night from Saturday to Sunday, some guests at Munich's luxury hotel "Roomers" couldn't believe their eyes: Bayern stars Serge Gnabry showed up at a private after-show party hosted by rapper Luciano (Beautiful Girl", "Time"), Alphonso Davies and Leon Goretzka were there too

Twitter · Feb 26, 2024, 1:02 PM

[ivory raven]

come on guys goretzka went partying and nobody told me ffs

[humble trench]

Nothing better to do if he isn’t getting gametime

[astral ravine]

taking time to recover is probably a good idea 😭

gnabry's got thiago alcantara type fitness this season, davies jus got injured and snoretzka gets plenty minutes

[pine tree]

he left 3 mins ago

[slim harbor]

𝟮𝟳 𝗙𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟭𝟵𝟬𝟬

FC Bayern München were founded 124 years ago today

Happy birthday,
@FCBayern
! 🎂

[paper vine]

haha no

please dont steal him

[craggy siren]

strong statement from eberl

[modest frost]

We could sign Grimaldo and Wirtz this summer

Would be big

Still we need a cdm tho

Can we afford 200M in a window without getting a debt?

[modest frost]

If they want to move forward they should sack Dreesen and appoint Karl Heinz

[tidal hornet]

How much can Bayern sell their players for?
How much will it cost Bayern to buy the players the fans want?
Who will we actually end up with?

[modest frost]

We can sell Goretzka + Davies for 100M

With that money we can buy Grimaldo and someone else

Or Wirtz

[stiff hamlet]

no way they would agree to it

[azure idol]

i think we should wait for new manager and let him decide who he wants in the team and who can go

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/footballreprt/status/1762863235680592198?s=46

Football Report (@FootballReprt) on X

WHAT A LOVELY GOAL FROM JAVIER FERNÁNDEZ 🇪🇸(2006) TO DOUBLE THE LEAD!!!
LOVRO ZVONAREK 🇭🇷(2005) WITH A LOVELY THROUGH BALL ASSIST!!!
#UYL

Twitter · Feb 28, 2024, 3:32 PM

what a goal

[modest frost]

150M for both

Bayer Leverkusen isnt refusing 150M for two players

[stiff hamlet]

no way bayern is spending that

tbh

[astral ravine]

they probably can

afaik wirtz alone is going for upwards of 100m

50m (and it's probably less i doubt wirtz goes for exactly 100) isn't enough for grimaldo

[modest frost]

I think Grimaldo is worth 80M

But

Hes a leftback

Maybe 50M was low

But I doubt they refuse 60M for him

And Wirtz is german I dont see a prem club spending more than us

To try to get him

Who is gonna spend 100M on wirtz except us

[astral ravine]

i think they defo can depending on what happens in the next 3 months

[astral ravine]

anyone who actually has a chance of getting him

[slim harbor]

doesnt worth 40m

[finite haven]

Who would you say has been our best players this season?

I'd say neuer, Kim and musiala

[astral ravine]

neuer's dropped off recently

musiala, müller n kane

kim's been good but our whole defense hasn't shone as much in general

[humble trench]

???

[modest frost]

Kane and Kim

Müller and Sané as well

Sané has dropped in form tjo

And ofc Musiala is vert good

[astral ravine]

watch the most recent matches

misplacing too many passes

sometimes leading to goals

[slim harbor]

Juventus are interested in Leon Goretzka. The player, meanwhile, is currently not really considering a move. Goretzka did not have the best of relationships with Thomas Tuchel and is now waiting to see who the new coach will be and how the cooperation will be. A decision will not be made before the new coach is appointed [
@altobelli13
,
@cfbayern
]

[warm mulch]

kane is trash in munhen

[craggy siren]

27 goals in 23 games is apparently trash

🐶💔

[strong saddle]

Yeah this guy has 0 knowledge

[slim harbor]

what is my blud waffling

😭 ?

[astral ravine]

man said munhen 😭

[quartz sundial]

🚨 Bayern offered twice for Araujo in the winter

• 70 million + 20 million add ons
• 80 million + 10 million add ons

Barca rejected both ❌️

[humble trench]

thats like the same offer

[quartz sundial]

yeah but more money up front

[humble trench]

still

[quartz sundial]

a club would rather more money up front

that's why they kept the total the same but made it more money up front

[wintry root]

Both still 90m

[quartz sundial]

more money up front which is more useful for Barca

[tribal light]

Bro momento

[tribal light]

Hell nah

Keep Aurajo away

https://tenor.com/view/aaaa-gif-24851138

[ivory raven]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1763628591588270127?s=20

dier

get why he is starting but its funny nethertheless

[atomic comet]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1763654421437661593?s=46&t=1amtS2kwseArFLXQYpuhXA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

After 25 minutes:

Shots: Freiburg 7-1 Bayern
On target: Freiburg 3-0 Bayern
xG: Freiburg 1.01 - 0.04 Bayern

Twitter · Mar 1, 2024, 7:55 PM

[humble trench]

W

[urban crater]

musiala injured for lazio?

[craggy siren]

https://tenor.com/view/tuchel-chad-chad-tuchel-thomas-toocool-toocool-gif-26430982

[atomic comet]

why haven't I seen this gif before? This is perfect

[empty hinge]

TRUE

[devout edge]

Zidane would only go to:

Marseille, Madrid & France

Hes not going to Bayern

[empty hinge]

[craggy siren]

At this point just appoint our youth team coach

[humble trench]

and he is playing good

no way he called Kane a spurs reject

[azure wolf]

What is happening

[frozen grove]

So uhhh

Are we making it to the quarter finals or are we not?....

[azure wolf]

No

We bad

[azure idol]

these are just epl fans commenting on him i am sure he's been good for us

[astral ravine]

eh

doesn't do well in a backline without protection from the midfield and lord knows we don't have that

[craggy siren]

https://x.com/thebayernguy_/status/1763949928164774325?s=46

The Bayern Guy (@TheBayernGuy_) on X

Attacking under Thomas Tuchel

Twitter · Mar 2, 2024, 3:30 PM

[shut zenith]

Yo guys is it true that Musiala is going to leave?

[devout oak]

Looking like it

To Liverpool I hope 🤞

[craggy siren]

tier 1000 source

[slim harbor]

yes its reported by top tier 1 english source

[tidal hornet]

Can't believe so many people are falling for it

[wintry root]

Hes joining Barca

[humble trench]

^ Don't trust those people, they have clearly fallen for fake media.

He's joining Antwerp

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1764651729713336672

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on X

Rummenigge: "We have players with less hunger - and this lack of hunger is noticeable on the pitch. Next year, I'm convinced this hunger will be bigger"

• What plan do you have in mind for that?

Rummenigge: "We have people in charge who have experience and quality to handle…

Twitter · Mar 4, 2024, 1:58 PM

[humble trench]

Oh my God.

I hate this server sometimes.

...

Rummen-word is cooking.

[astral ravine]

rumme-word you have to leave out the n too

[craggy siren]

what a surname

[craggy siren]

rumme is cooking goods

he is him

[lament salmon]

I LOVE MUNICH

[slim harbor]

there is more chance he can buy your broke club

[humble trench]

Zubimendi and Silva would be W signings

[strong saddle]

Mmm

Yeah

Maybe

These are possibilities, not concrete

[wintry root]

They should take araujo for 200m

[versed panther]

#1204644170556252230

[astral ravine]

take about 120-30m off that

[slim harbor]

he doesn't worth 60m lmfao

[astral ravine]

nah i'd say he is

he's a good defender but he's in a shite barca side right now

[slim harbor]

true but we have upamecano and de ligt /kim why spend 100m on other cb

I would say buy fdj from barca

[finite haven]

Bayern Lazio 4-0 or 1-1 or 0-1

Mark my words

Musiala scores

[lament salmon]

And the guy who left Galatasaray for Bayern also scores

And

[past kernel]

I can’t wait till Nestor comes to Bayern

[lament salmon]

I hope kane isn't a flop today

[past kernel]

In the summer

Do y’all think nestor gon be a reserve or a sub?

[finite haven]

Isn't he injured ?

[lament salmon]

idk

[dusk surge]

Is it true that bayern wants theo hernández and will offer him a lot of money next month?

[slim harbor]

there is interest lol

there is nothing like that we will offer lot in next month

[dusk surge]

I love bayern but sorry we need theo in milan

[lament salmon]

hey

[lament salmon]

kimmich and kane are such cuties 🥰

[shut thistle]

If y'all lose to lazio then the kane curse is real

[covert robin]

if we do, istg i think i might as well just stop living

[astral ravine]

if we lose to lazio again the tuchel effect will be even clearer

nothing to do with kane

[shut thistle]

I'd love to see that just for the absurdity of it

Tuchel will also definitely be sacked next morning too

[lament salmon]

D:

[lament salmon]

screw off

[lament salmon]

hopefully, the worst managers

[shut thistle]

I love bayern, but y'all lost the title

[lament salmon]

kane is carrying us, it is all because of tuchel

[shut thistle]

you gotta admit xabi alonso did a spectacular job with leverkusen

[astral apex]

yeah ofc

[strong saddle]

I do commend him for that

[tired prism]

Let's smash Lazio 3-0 tonight

We have to reach the quarters at least