bayern-munich

[craggy siren]

@astral ravine worse than kehrer rumors to bayern?! 🥶

[astral ravine]

not worse, dier is definitely a better defender than kehrer

and he can play as a dm if needed

[craggy siren]

doesn't start for spur that much this season tho

how do you even analyse "things" with that

[astral ravine]

cause they have better defenders

romero and vdv aren't exactly options for us

he won't start much for us either

just as a rotation player to relieve the first team like daley blind

[craggy siren]

honestly if we sign him now without trying for better options, it would be ridiculous

[surreal snow]

this board would rather sign a 3 year old dm instead of palhinha

[astral ravine]

if we can get him for cheap ion really care

they should definitely get someone who can start regularly but he's good enough

[haughty bay]

as long as we don't pull a todd boehly i'm fine

[scarlet anvil]

How on earth have you signed Eric Dier😂

[pale topaz]

we dont know

Theres better options yet we get eric dier

Its over

[scarlet anvil]

Having nobody is a better option

[pale topaz]

yeah true

[tired prism]

Wtf are our board doing man

Terrible

Just get palinha ffs

He literally wants to join us

[strong saddle]

I don't know

Our board is very confusing

[scarlet anvil]

Hopefully we steal him off you aswell 😂

[strong saddle]

What makes you think he'll go there

[scarlet anvil]

Rice, Havertz, Timber

[scarlet anvil]

Tuchel wanted him 😂

[tidal hornet]

Who else at Bayern did?

[strong saddle]

I for sure didn't

Yes he's performing reasonably well there, but we didn't want him at all

[modest frost]

Havertz doesnt count

[scarlet anvil]

Your manager wanted him so it does

[tidal hornet]

Nobody else wanted him and we didn't even try to get him, so no

[astral ravine]

none of these were actual options 💀

[scarlet anvil]

Cause they wanted to move to a big club instead

[astral ravine]

we weren't gonna spend 200m in one window and kane was a bigger priority, havertz is jus a no, and we didn't need timber at the time

[astral ravine]

why've they gone to arsenal then

doesn't really seem like they did

[devout edge]

Eric Dier to Bayern apparently

Oh my lord man

[strong saddle]

What we're not big?

Okay then

[manic sigil]

we also got kmj instead of him

[manic sigil]

10-2

[strong saddle]

No Ucls

[slim harbor]

wth

So ein Quatsch

[devout edge]

I promise you

He would not get a game for Newcastle

Let alone BAYERN 😂😂😂

We will

[opal wing]

Predicted Lineup vs Basel?

[craggy siren]

kimmich rb?!???

[neon atlas]

Guerro would make a bit of sense

But yea probably him

Most likely

[surreal snow]

why is kimmich taking our corners

let pavlovic cook

number 40 nutmegged Müller twice already

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 12

[ivory raven]

terrorist is back

[astral ravine]

how many times is tuchel gonna start kimmich until he realises we're better without him

[ivory raven]

kimmich should be banned from taking corners

[astral ravine]

tuchel still won't sub on tel that's wild

[full gyro]

FT 1-1

How you gonna defend tuchel now?

Your champions league charge is officially over if your senior squad can't hold a lead over the worst version of basel

You guys aren't winning the champions league or even the bundesliga when your senior squad can't hold a lead over 11th placed Basel.

Following florentinas footsteps of bottling vs basel

[humble trench]

Don't u think it's a bit much considering it was merely a friendly?

[full gyro]

Usually I would say yes but BASEL ARE 11TH

Friendly or not this shouldn't be happening

Even with their reserves being subbed in

[humble trench]

So? I'd understand if it was a team fighting relegation or a team from the second or third division. But it's a midtable team no?

[full gyro]

It is a team fighting relegation

They just reached the conference semis but they likely got screwed over in the summer transfer window by big clubs

First ever swiss team to do so btw

[humble trench]

It is? Aren't they 11th like u said?

[full gyro]

Yes

Swiss league is 12 teams

And they were 12th for a while

[humble trench]

Oh really?

[full gyro]

Yep

[humble trench]

I actually didn't know that

[full gyro]

Tuchelball died rapidly as soon as they won the champions league

You all really dont understand how serious this is

[full gyro]

That's what they all say. But Basel are awful right now

It's still a match that runs 90 mins right

There is a serious problem here

Exactly

1st team can't even score

This should have been 2-0 at least by halftime

They could have given 30% and still would score

That's not my fault they didn't play hard

You didn't. And it's not your fault either

But it's most certainly something the starting eleven oughta be ashamed of themselves for

Representing germany in almost the worse way here

Tuchel too!

They knew they were only gonna play one half and some change

I understand not giving 110 or 100 but clearly not enough has been given.

If they didn't want to actually play and try decently then they shouldn't have came to the stadium

The reserves doing better than the senior squad is not a good sign

[neon atlas]

We'll win cl don't worry

[full gyro]

Long way to go From here.

VERY long

[astral ravine]

in a few years

[strong saddle]

Not another quarterfinal exit

It's about who we get in the quarterfinals

I just don't want city again

[neon atlas]

Fr

I want board to learn not to hire/sign mids

[slim harbor]

tuchel talent id

juppel ball

🥶

[tired prism]

Not Madrid either

But tbh I miss playing against Madrid

It's been far too long since we last played them

Either way we need some bloody signings now in order to compete with these clubs in the ucl

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1743984999362080987

[strong saddle]

One signing and that's it?

[humble trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1743993764161397229?s=20

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 13

[tribal light]

Why are we going for Garbage Players

Seriously

This sh*t so annoying

[astral ravine]

tbf mukiele's not trash

decent cover as a player who can play cb and rb

[manic sigil]

Sign me

I’m better than dier

[tribal light]

What kinda Bombaclaat

[modest frost]

Do you guys think Harry Kane could end up a club legend on current pace, despite his time being limited at the club?

With his current performances in the league and ucl, I feel like it might actually happen if he wins us the champions league

[humble trench]

I’d like to see that

He’s an amazing striker and an entertaining lad

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 14??

[tribal light]

Okay Lizzie we got it 😭

[tribal light]

If he keeps up like this

100%

I just hope Bayern doesn't fumble this Transfer Window

[ivory raven]

i am going to hit 20 days then stop

[slim harbor]

🚨 Excl. News #Ouedraogo: FC Bayern have submitted an official offer to the players camp! ✔️

➡️ Christoph Freund wants to secure the 17 y/o top talent from Schalke in summer!

➡️ Bayern offers a five-years-contract until 2029!

➡️ Price: Around €15m (release clause)

Bayern are waiting now. The player wants to take some more time with a decision and continues to focus fully on his recovery.
@SkySportDE
🇩🇪

[glass otter]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1744394306125692982

[full gyro]

Danke Kaizer Beckenbauer!

[slim harbor]

Rip

legend

[tired prism]

Rip der kaiser

[tribal light]

Rip Franz Beckenbauer 🕊️

Forever a legend

[unreal wing]

Rip Legend you will Be missed😔🙏

[simple mulch]

😭

rip emperor

[sick wasp]

rip der Kaiser
the greatest

[tender cedar]

Rip Beckenbauer 🙏

[tribal light]

Never?

[strong saddle]

Stfu

[modest frost]

o7

[humble trench]

????

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 14

[glass otter]

Shush

[slim harbor]

i hate leon goretzka day 1

[quartz monolith]

COOK

[surreal zinc]

I love Goretzka forever

[surreal zinc]

Imagine hating a player from your own team

[slim harbor]

ratio

[slim harbor]

trash trash

[surreal zinc]

What ratio bruh

[surreal zinc]

You are trash maybe

Imagine hating Goretzka

What did he do bruh

Goretzka is a solid player

[slim harbor]

you like gymretzka

[slim harbor]

😭

kill me

[surreal zinc]

[surreal zinc]

Bro lives in denial and doesnt wanna admit the truth

[slim harbor]

stop

[surreal zinc]

💀

[surreal zinc]

What about

NO

[slim harbor]

☠️

move on

[surreal zinc]

What if I DONT WANT

🤣🤣

[slim harbor]

you support whom

?

[slim harbor]

not hard

[surreal zinc]

FCSB,Atleti,Bayern,Frankfurt,Arsenal,Partizan,Galata

[slim harbor]

w

teams

[surreal zinc]

And FCSB is my local

[slim harbor]

i like it

[slim harbor]

any news on that romanian defnder ?

he is gone to spurs ig

//

[surreal zinc]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1744783851828711801

[slim harbor]

i have a bad feeling he will choose spurs

[surreal zinc]

He wont

Our offer is bigger

[slim harbor]

mean he have no pressure also more play time

[surreal zinc]

I heard a rumour that he apparently said YES to Bayern

[slim harbor]

also in pl

[slim harbor]

italian reports are telling that i seen

[surreal zinc]

And not only Italian

Romanian reports are also saying that

[slim harbor]

yeah

only english are linking ti spurs

[surreal zinc]

💀

Ofc has to be the English

[tribal light]

Bayern can do the funniest sh*t ever to Spurs

For the whole Harry Kane Transfer bullsh*t they've given us back then

[prime umbra]

BECKENBAUER DIED

[tribal light]

A bit late brev

[craggy siren]

its joever

[tribal light]

Bro regretting already

😂

[astral apex]

Nah dier is fine

Let me summarize:

• cheap fee
• no long contract and low wages
• covers multiple positions in defense
• won’t complain about a bench place
• actually WANTS to come here
• building an English connection with Kane

[fair garden]

dier’s a joke ive seen him play at spurs

[void horizon]

he is dire

[vapid gull]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1745095045500268631?s=20

[neon atlas]

English connection

What tf will that do

[astral apex]

nothing

just fun for kane

[neon atlas]

💀 what

[astral apex]

yeah I didn't make that list

its from twitter

but tbh, why is it a bad thing to buy him? he gives us more depth and is cheap.

and we have the money

the main problem is if we bought him maybe the board doesn't wanna buy a defensive midfielder.

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 15

[fair garden]

Most outrageous statement from an agent

[tribal light]

Yeah

If he didn't give his word to Spurs already he probably would've joined us

[astral ravine]

probably cause he's not that good

even as a depth player

[fair garden]

Would much rather have another player then him we have 2/3 centrebacks better then him

[tribal light]

I mean

It was Dragusin or Dier mate

[fair garden]

Anyone over dier

[tribal light]

That's my point

[fair garden]

i thought we were looking at danso

hes solid

[tribal light]

We're consideration FC at this point

Looking

Considering

Informing

But not fcking taking actions

[fair garden]

could be are new alaba

[astral ravine]

if we went for dragusin earlier we could've got him but nah we don't win signing races anymore apparently

[fair garden]

Speaking of 2016/17 alaba was something else

[astral ravine]

we waited until spurs were 99% done with the deal to go for dragusin

genius board

[fair garden]

yeah delayed fc

[tribal light]

Bayern Signings this Winter Window so far:

.
:
:
:

🥶

We're cooking something big

[fair garden]

check for morse code maybe zak is telling us something we dont know

[tribal light]

That was the morse code for imma kms if we don't sign a fcking Defensive Midfielder before the window shuts

[astral ravine]

why do that when we could rely on an 18 year old 🥰

[quartz monolith]

sign McTominay

[tribal light]

[glass otter]

shush

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1745133470861369855?s=46

palhinha:

[strong saddle]

wow

That's unbelievable that we're gonna let him decay at fulham

Oh well, at least he'll just do good there

[tribal light]

🥶

I'm going to kms

[surreal zinc]

Same

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 16

[astral ravine]

how many days did you want to do again

[ivory raven]

20

[neon atlas]

Go whole year fr

[slim harbor]

😭

[tired prism]

Wtf is this signing

Beyond ridiculous

[slim harbor]

he will prove haters wrong

[tired prism]

I bet he'll be gone in the summer

[tired prism]

No chance

He's absolutely crap

He should retire

[slim harbor]

wait and see

[tired prism]

U wanna bet?

[astral ravine]

yeah he'll show that he's not only shite as a defender but as a cdm too

[slim harbor]

for a nitro ?

[tired prism]

And score a ton of own goals

[tired prism]

Nah

[astral ravine]

betting with nitro is mad especially with something you can't really prove

cause dude can jus say he thinks dier is doing well n not give it

[slim harbor]

dier i have confidence in him

[astral ravine]

might be the only one

[slim harbor]

imagine hating your own player

[astral ravine]

not really my player hasn't even played a match yet

[tired prism]

How?

[tired prism]

Exactly

[slim harbor]

you rate gorwetzka 😭

awks

[tired prism]

He's not Bayern quality at all

[slim harbor]

😭

[astral ravine]

i don't in fact 💀

[tired prism]

But fr we need to sign palinha

[slim harbor]

ik dier is sh*t but we dont have any other option except showing some support ?

[tired prism]

I don't understand why the board don't want him anymore

[tired prism]

Even bloody Boateng is better than dier

[astral ravine]

the other option is chastising the club for accepting the shite option

[slim harbor]

freund used 4 months to scout deir

😭

[tired prism]

He's a bloody disgrace

[slim harbor]

he thinks we are salzburg

[slim harbor]

send him back to red bull

[slim harbor]

cook

[tired prism]

He came to ruin our club

[slim harbor]

yeah brazzo was better than this sh*t

[astral ravine]

he's better but even then i'd rather sign dier than that piece of shite

[slim harbor]

he is a abuser

[neon atlas]

Istg he woulda made calobah a Bavarian if he wasn't injured

[slim harbor]

this board why they signing shi* ??

dier chalboh ?

[tired prism]

That's true

[slim harbor]

what are these ??

[astral ravine]

doesn't matter if you have a good squad if you can make a net profit according to the board

[slim harbor]

we are not spurs wtf 😡

[astral ravine]

ye because spurs are actually making good signings recently

[slim harbor]

so our aim is to create more money not to build a good squad ?

embrassing

[astral ravine]

it probably shouldn't be their aim and they won't say it is

[slim harbor]

sack dreesen and freund

[tired prism]

Why tf we are signing a player who doesn't even make the Tottenham bench?

[astral ravine]

cause we can't even beat them to the dragusin signing

[tired prism]

I just want palinha

[slim harbor]

We signed Coman 9 years ago, if he stays 1 more year he was so long at Bayern like Robben…

[astral ravine]

might as well offload some wages while we're at it

[slim harbor]

legend

[tired prism]

Dragusin didn't wanna join us

[astral ravine]

he would've if we just got to him earlier

[tired prism]

It was upto him

[neon atlas]

Give me 4 mil I'll play better than dier

Or 1

[slim harbor]

freund pull

😭

[astral ravine]

but they genuinely waited until the deal was 99% done to try to get dragusin

[slim harbor]

you cant act in 11th hour

[astral ravine]

no wonder he didn't join us we're slow as shite

[neon atlas]

His dream club is apparently barka

[tired prism]

So our only signing of this window will be dier?

[slim harbor]

freund is embrassing yall tried to prove me that he is good 😭

[tired prism]

Screw them

[tired prism]

He's a bloody disgrace

[neon atlas]

What happened to genoa defender

[tired prism]

Send him back to red bull or wherever the hell he came from

[astral ravine]

that was dragusin

[slim harbor]

i told since day 1 he will turn my club in salzburg signing young ass

[astral ravine]

we just talked about him

[tired prism]

Tottenham got him

[slim harbor]

imagine getting rejected to spurs

[tired prism]

Are we gonna sign anyone else?

[slim harbor]

name a more digrace ??

[tired prism]

Losing to saarbucken

[astral ravine]

thing is like i said he wouldn't have rejected us over spurs if we didn't wait so long

[slim harbor]

i am talking about transfers

[tired prism]

Game time was a factor as well

[astral ravine]

even his agent was surprised he kept his word to them the agent would've let him go to bayern

[slim harbor]

we are embrassing and late

freund ouut

[tired prism]

Dier can't be our only signing in January

[astral ravine]

he'll be 3rd choice at spurs too

[tired prism]

That'll be absolutely embarrassing

[slim harbor]

can we all agree frankfurt transfers are 10x better than us ????

[astral ravine]

it wasn't as big a factor

[tired prism]

We used to be so good at transfers man

Now we're a joke

[slim harbor]

frankfurt is so good

in transfers

ffs

[slim harbor]

bruh giving high contract aside brazzo was good in extending

[astral ravine]

tbf they've been alright this transfer window

[slim harbor]

freund is fraud

[astral ravine]

loaning a few unwanted prem players n getting a nürnberg left back isn't exactly the best window of all time

[slim harbor]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1745452189726957704?s=20

😭 💔

[astral ravine]

at least hummels still supports bayern in some way

[slim harbor]

[tired prism]

Lmao

[surreal zinc]

Yeah.... Especially VDB and Kalajdzic

And possibly one of Kalimuendo/Ekitike coming

[surreal zinc]

💀💀

[neon atlas]

Lovely business

[graceful dew]

[manic sigil]

Bro I swear dier has not played a game in 4 years

[humble trench]

This is basically Bouna Sarr 2: electric boogaloo

[modest frost]

LMAO THIS IS SO REAL

[tired prism]

Fr I bet he'll be sold in the summer

Ridiculous signing

We better make up for this by signing palinha and madueke

[astral apex]

but he still has a lot of experience and is free. good for depth for us

[tired prism]

Just saw the details of the deal and tbh it's not that bad

Only a 6 month contract

Zero risk involved

[astral apex]

yeah I've been saying that and people always argued with me

and mukiele loan hopefully

[tired prism]

He'll fill the gap till stani is back next summer

And if he somehow performs well we might keep him

[astral apex]

big mistake letting him go on a loan

[tired prism]

Man we need him

[tired prism]

Exactly he doesn't even get much game time there

What were we thinking

[astral apex]

he was my 2nd favourite defender and hes def better than mazraoui and laimer

[tired prism]

He cooked PSG last season

[tired prism]

Laimer has been a bit of a fraud ngl

[astral apex]

I was at bayer04 against frankfurt and I hoped to see him

[tired prism]

Gives me sabitzer vibes

[astral apex]

but xabi screwed me over

[tired prism]

Can't we just recall him now?

[astral apex]

nah laimer was free and was helpful in a lot of situations

[tired prism]

Still expected a lot more from him

[astral apex]

when mazraoui was injured and even sarr was injured

[astral apex]

yeah same

[tired prism]

We need to sell a lot of deadwood in the summer

Sarr will be gone

[astral apex]

hes overhated imo. he has the best work rate of the whole team

[tired prism]

I think Davies will leave too

[astral apex]

yeah dumb guy

tax evation

[tired prism]

Who?

[tired prism]

Lmao

[astral apex]

laimer

[tired prism]

Do u think Davies will leave?

[astral apex]

idk

tbh I hope so

[tired prism]

Same tbh

He's not worth keeping

[astral apex]

hes so overrated imo and he loses possesion all the time

[tired prism]

Performances aren't up to the mark

[astral apex]

and kratzig is actually so good

[tired prism]

Same

Another fraud we need to sell is fatbry

[astral apex]

but the thing is

hes good friends with musiala

[tired prism]

Don't care

Fatbry has a hefty contract

[astral apex]

and if we gotta keep davies to keep musiala I think we should keep him

but I dont wanna see him play

[tired prism]

He doesn't deserve it at all

[astral apex]

true

but I really dont want musiala to go

[tired prism]

Musiala will stay I'm confident

[astral apex]

I hope so

[tired prism]

Gnabry should be sold

Enough of him

[astral apex]

how long though

[tired prism]

He won't ever be consistent or injury free

[astral apex]

I hope till the end

[tired prism]

We just need to win the ucl

[astral apex]

idk.. I still have faith in him. hes just so injury prone and has high wages

I wanna keep him maybe with a decrease of salary, but idk

I get why people want him gone

[tired prism]

His wages are the problem

[tired prism]

He won't take a paycut

Just sell him while we can get good money

Gnabry is a one season wonder

[astral apex]

but without him and choupo, we wouldn't have won the bundesliga last year without them and people are hating on them

but I get your points

[tired prism]

Choupo needs to leave in the summer

Cash in on him

[astral apex]

nah hes my favourite lol

cant imagine him leaving

[tired prism]

Lol

[astral apex]

its a good choice to sell him

[tired prism]

He's not been good this season

[astral apex]

But I dont want them to do it

[astral apex]

true, but he was a beast last season and won us the bundesliga

by scoring the winning goal in some games

and his wages are crazy low for what he has done

but this season he isn't too good I agree

[fair garden]

Yeah a bang average english centreback

[strong saddle]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/tB2G1HBUTFM-QAdpqleSdeIHQgKPHyjgk7BZbH8Z7is/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/GDlgrivXEAAFidm.jpg

[slim harbor]

Servus you have my chance ❤️👑

[astral ravine]

tbf considering the kimmich pfp you might be in 2020

no wonder you're giving dier a chance he still played for spurs

[slim harbor]

chill blud ik kimmich is sh%t

but it jsut a pfp

i dont d ride him

[astral ravine]

he's not shite

just not what he used to be

put him in a smaller club and he'll probably be one of the best players

[fair garden]

Shouldve got danso

[astral ravine]

can probably shoot 3s better than he can defend tbf

[modest frost]

Cooked Embiid

[devout edge]

What

Eric Dier is average

He wouldn't start ahead of Schar and Botman

Let alone Upa, Kim, De Ligt or Mazaroui

Bayern are so dumb, what were they thinking 😂😂😂

[strong saddle]

He isn't starting, that's just the jersey photo

[devout edge]

Useless transfer

[slim harbor]

freund fraud

exposed

[strong saddle]

I should have said he wasn't starting today

He'll likely be started in the future

[tidal hornet]

He's the backup so we don't need to put Goretzka in defence

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 17

[surreal zinc]

🐐

[subtle leaf]

the fact that musiala scored from there 😬

[humble trench]

Tbf we got him for 3x under his value

4 mil for a proven prem defender and former England international is actually not that bad

Especially considering he’s not even 30 yet

[fair garden]

Proven is a wild word choice

[humble trench]

He played 90% of all games most seasons

[upper bane]

yoo im finally unmuted

[humble trench]

What u do?

[upper bane]

sule

[humble trench]

?

[upper bane]

sule

lizzie knows

[humble trench]

Guys please

We can’t stop lying to ourselves

Müller sucks

He’s sucked for years now

[fair garden]

Lies

[humble trench]

He makes so many mistakes

So many wasted chances

[strong saddle]

2-0

[tribal light]

Musiala is cooking something

Why is this channel dead

Wake up everyone

😭

Wake the f*ck up

[strong saddle]

I'm in a different server talking about it

[fair garden]

Pavlovic and goretzka on

[humble trench]

I merely see the truth

[tribal light]

Kane scored

3-0 Bayern

[strong saddle]

So why's he been so successful

[humble trench]

He was great until like a few years ago

[neon atlas]

Nah bruv

[upper flint]

most suprising goal ngl

AND ITS BY ME

AAAAARGH

[austere musk]

#1195679179027521546

[devout edge]

Wonder if Bayern will sell a talented youngster of theirs

Like City did, City sold Cole Palmer and he's doing good at Chelsea

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 18

[astral ravine]

they've been loaning/selling young players out for a minute now

jus not to clubs who pay 50m for a young rotation player

lot of good youngsters are on loan atm

zirkzee's got 9 g/a in 19 serie a matches and he came from bayern

malik tillman's got 8 g/a in 523 minutes at psv he's a bayern loanee

ibrahimovic, vidovic, wanner

and ofc stanisic but that loan was a completely misguided decision

[craggy siren]

the goat

[devout edge]

Zvonarek or Fukui

[devout edge]

That's silly

Bayern would get a lot of money if a club paid like 30M for one of their young players

[devout edge]

Some clubs would

Doesnt often happen but I'd like to see it happen like Pogba at Juve

One of the younger players at Bayern who don't get a lot of game time going to another club where he'll start more

And get more opportunities

[astral ravine]

our young players are either too young to consider selling them or they're good enough to be regular first team players

[astral ravine]

if we have a young player who actually has the potential to be good enough for the first team but doesn't get game time he's loaned out, not sold

we actually keep our good players in the squad instead of just selling them on for a profit that won't be proportional to what they could actually do

[devout edge]

Well imo if they're very talented players

Let's say you got a talented CM who clearly has the skill

He won't be starting ahead of Kimmich any time soon

So he might as well get first team experience at a club who could do with an 8

[devout edge]

Selling is the better option bc you'll get more money

It depends tbh

[astral ravine]

it's rarely the better option when you aren't struggling for money

[austere musk]

News

[devout edge]

Maybe selling would be better bc someone would be a permanent starter at a club

Instead of a temporary one

[devout edge]

True but I still dont see the issue with selling

It just means they can cook elsewhere

[astral ravine]

realistically the only part of our squad that we absolutely don't need new players now or anytime soon is strikers

wingers are looking solid too tbf

the players we've got loaned out atm are almost all midfielders

they are good enough to be sold at this point but they're also great options as rotational players when they're back

i'm sure some of them will be sold on but i'm also sure some of them will be great additions to the team

[astral ravine]

tbf that's pavlovic's exact situation rn

he could easily play ahead of kimmich this season but there's a hierarchy amongst the players in the club

we'd need a manager who has the balls to take some of kimmich's responsibility in the team

[tribal light]

Watch Bayern loan out Pavlovic this winter for no reason

Like they did with Stanisic

[slim harbor]

Pls give me positive prediction

What is this ????

[tribal light]

Im sorry G

[slim harbor]

[fair garden]

We should recall him back

[slim harbor]

he is in loan we cant call him bakck

[astral ravine]

you can call back a loanee

not sure if leverkusen would be willing to do it though

[slim harbor]

if other party agrees

and leverkusen isnt doing

[astral ravine]

well he's not playing all the time it's not impossible

[slim harbor]

nah now afcon their few players gone

they got stansic for this

[astral ravine]

stanisic is a fullback and neither of their fullbacks are going to afcon/asian cup

[slim harbor]

Happy 21st birthday, Frans Krätzig! 🎉🇩🇪'

[craggy siren]

he played rcb yesterday i think

[slim harbor]

ye

their managment told this

afterall

that he will be needed

[astral ravine]

considering jonathan tah is still there stanisic is the most likely out of that back 3 to not stick around

[craggy siren]

yea i think stani wont start against leipzig

[astral ravine]

also depends if burkina faso/ivory coast crash out early that'll definitely affect his game time

[craggy siren]

ivory coast team is pretty good

and they have home advantage so i think they will get far in afcon

[astral ravine]

i don't see them crashing out in a group with guinea-bissau or equatorial guinea

i think tapsoba crashing out early would be better for leverkusen than kossounou anyway

idk how strong angola is but burkina faso have a decent chance of making it out of the groups too

[astral ravine]

needa read the other things i said

stanisic callback is unlikely but not impossible

tah is still in germany and between stanisic and andrich stanisic is more likely to be replaced

meaning he's less needed and even as a backup if bayern really wanted him back leverkusen would probably listen

a defensive midfielder

that works in a 3 at the back

more than a fullback

i'm not saying stanisic is bad in a 3 at the back

as a cb yes

[astral ravine]

tbf it's not completely true that stanisic is more likely to be left on the bench if you consider that tah plays down the middle

but if tah's willing to go to the right at least for afcon andrich would probably be the better decision

you could also just respond to the points like a normal person instead of jus leaving

you offered nothing that says otherwise

[astral ravine]

i did if you cared to read it

[ivory raven]

i love leongoretzka day 19

[humble trench]

Ryerson wouldn’t start for Augsburg day 1

[humble trench]

While Tuchel has had a slightly better Bundesliga performance (not so much in CL), I think it's less on him and more on Kane and an in shape Sané.

https://vxtwitter.com/munichfanpage/status/1746365386906341574?s=61

[tribal light]

Ok, but why here tho 😭

[astral ravine]

i completely agree

nagelsmann's bayern had almost the same amount of goals and they didn't even have an actual striker

tuchel's only gotten so far with kane

and nagelsmann relying on individual quality and giving players space is the exact kind of system kane can thrive in

[humble trench]

And Nagelsmann went on an unbeaten streak in Champions League. Without a proper striker.

Only conceding 2 and 3 goals in groups

[astral ravine]

not jus unbeaten mans was full on winning every match

tuchel's technically unbeaten too but with some of the most uninspiring matches i've seen as a bayern fan since kovac

[humble trench]

While Tuchelball has some perks (which is shown in Bundesliga), I don't really like watching Bayern games as much as I did with Flick or Nagelsmann

I'd say Tuchel's greatest success was signing Harry Kane

[astral ravine]

ye tuchel's too defensive for a high attacking team like bayern

[humble trench]

But their games have been... kinda unimpressive

I mean

[astral ravine]

there are some matches that even tuchel can't stop bayern from scoring in

[humble trench]

Bayern could win CL and Bundesliga with that playstyle, and I'd still dislike it

[astral ravine]

but there are others where you know they would've done better under nagelsmann

[astral ravine]

shame the former's not happening anyway

kahn is lucky he was such a good goalkeeper if he didn't already have a reputation at the club every bayern fan would hate him now

[humble trench]

Yeah no, Madrid are going to slaughter Bayern

[humble trench]

Though, I don't quite get Sané, who seems to be on a decline again

[astral ravine]

he's good when he wants to

tbf winter break's jus started again as well i think he can do better once everyone's back to normal

[thorny hare]

bayern aint barca bro

[humble trench]

True, but they ain't Saarbrücken either

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1746861119803625882

[humble trench]

I'm honestly not so sure about that. If you look at all his games and ratings this season, he just started not scoring out of nowhere, no matter which side he's being played

I'm starting to feel like it's a mentality issue

[humble trench]

Like Matt said in here

It's just one example, and an international one no less, but Sané not running after the ball, which was slowly rolling off the field, said a lot about his mentality. He didn't run after it, which I really hated seeing

[astral ravine]

most of his g/a have come on the left this season

sane started playing on the left around october i think it started with the freiburg match

he's gotten 10 league assists since then

his goals have slowed down but he's getting more goal contributions than ever this season

[ivory raven]

fuck

i love leon goretzka day 20!!

thats me done lol

[neon atlas]

Nah

Do it till 123 or Dortmund won't win anything in a decade

[astral ravine]

they won't either way 🔥

tbf terzic isn't staying coach for the next decade but i doubt the next one will do better

[astral ravine]

he's scored 5 league goals on the right and 3 on the left

it's not that

[humble trench]

I also don't think it's that. Sané is incredibly versatile and, at his best, can do a world class performance from both sides

[sharp trail]

Bayern’s new signing ✍🏼

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1746938299271217317?s=46

[humble trench]

He really needs a move to a mid table side, or at least a loan

[craggy siren]

permanent move would be terrible

[humble trench]

Not for him

[devout edge]

Omds man

If Moises Caicedo decided to go to Bayern and not Chelshit

Bayern wouldn't be in this situation where they need a 6

But no, he wanted to stay in the Premier League 🤓

[humble trench]

What tf would we want with Moist Caicedo😭

[devout edge]

You wanted him in the Summer

But he wanted to stay in the Prem

He rejected Liverpool for Chelshit

[humble trench]

I do not remember this

But wow we dodged a 50cal if so

[devout edge]

Caicedo would have cooked for Bayern tbh

He's a trad 6

[humble trench]

Well as we say in Germany

Hätte hätte, Fahrradkette

[devout edge]

It's a shame man

Caicedo wouldn't be getting paid what he gets paid in Chelsea

But he'd be doing way better

And he'd let Kimmich do his thing

[thorny hare]

caicedo cost 100 mil

bayern wouldnt even have paid 65

and he aint worth even 40

these player costs are getting insane, ppl have lost it honestly

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1747216843108999335?s=20

tears our defence somehow looks worse after the transfer window

[astral ravine]

jus gotta pray upa and de ligt are back by the next match

or minjae comes back quickly but i doubt that

[fair garden]

we desperately need another loanee centreback

[craggy siren]

with how south korea are outplaying their group

yea it wouldn't be fast

[astral ravine]

no wonder, kane is the only thing keeping tuchel as manager atm

[craggy siren]

kane carried tuchel

can't even imagine if kane gets injured

[humble trench]

i hope Tuchel gets fired rn

hes ruining the club

[tribal light]

Unreal

I got no words

[upper bane]

its so over

goretzka and dier are our cbs

[surreal snow]

we're probably gonna sign another center back

de ligt wont play until february

[upper bane]

OWNED

[humble trench]

LMAO

That's funny Satire

[strong saddle]

It isn't for me

Okay I just heard it isn't that bad

[surreal snow]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1747362289747898771?t=OT5vKEGaXwrczY8Da6ZIDw&s=19

i own freund

[strong saddle]

De ligt is only out for a week

[humble trench]

No way we can lose another transfer battle for a cb

These guys are such clowns

[neon atlas]

Terrorism

[whole jay]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSamMia/status/1747276180611547295?t=qd5SAbsLVf9Xp010ENcDgA&s=19

[craggy siren]

imiasammia with another banger

[opal wing]

imiasammia is my favourite shitpost Twitter account

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1747595803290456473?s=46

oh ffs we’re so finished @astral ravine

[strong saddle]

I'm actually glad it's only a week

[astral ravine]

what are the news about upa

[upper bane]

imagine having hello in our team

https://fxtwitter.com/plettenbergeri/status/1731348484656119928?s=46&t=rrB86Gs2l1-qDgYg9mn-1Q

[surreal zinc]

💀💀💀

Ah its fake 🤣🤣

[craggy siren]

back to team training

dier will probably start against bremen tho 💀💀

[astral ravine]

with de ligt out the only way dier doesn't is his own injury

[humble trench]

Please no

[tribal light]

Never

[surreal zinc]

What

Noooooo

Pleaseeeeee

[humble trench]

Did they just say De Ligt fell behind the pecking order of Upa and Minjae?? He’s better than both of them combined

[astral ravine]

has for a minute now

tuchel doesn't like de ligt's ability on the ball

even tho he defends better n saved us on multiple occasions last season tuchel doesn't like him 🥰

[strong saddle]

If we lose him because of tuchel, I'll be livid

He is one of my favorite signings

[humble trench]

He’s Hummels and Boateng level for sure

[manic sigil]

Why do we wanna sell de ligt

He’s literally our best center back

Tuchel just never plays him

Even if he’s not the best he’s better than upamecano

[strong saddle]

i'd rather sell upamecano

[astral ravine]

i don't think we do i jus think he's unhappy

[strong saddle]

for good reason

[ivory raven]

tuchel hates de ligt

thats obvious

[strong saddle]

Yeah but why

[ivory raven]

no clue

[strong saddle]

The guy is our second best center back

[astral ravine]

doesn't like his ability on the ball

cause why have a fantastic defender who's really good at defending when you can have a decent defender who's a bit faster on the ball n jus makes the same short passes as the better defender

[slim harbor]

did tuchel wanted de ligt in chelsea?

the guy is egoistic

[manic sigil]

Let’s be real

Tuchel knows he’s gonna get sacked

So he wants the board to sell all the good players to his next club

[tired prism]

That's what I thought

Why doesn't he wanna play him now?

Tuchel needs to get sacked fr

Screw tuchel

[humble trench]

who’s supposed to be better?

[digital flax]

De Ligt is very overrated lets be real

He already has mobility issues and struggles to defend the half-turn

Not to mention the other guys are way better on the ball which is very important for Tuchel

We can sell him and get good talent like Diomande or Yoro

[tribal light]

Tuchel trynna turn us into 2023 Chelsea

[astral ravine]

why care about what's important for a manager who's likely not surviving the next 2 seasons

de ligt is a great defender and he showed that on multiple occasions last season

any manager worth his salt would know a defender like de ligt is incredibly valuable

[digital flax]

Lol in modern football ball playing is very important

There are simply better defenders can do what he does and more

[astral ravine]

we don't have them though

we do have de ligt who's the best defender in the club even if he's not better on the ball

[digital flax]

Then we sell him and buy that

[digital flax]

He’s not tho

[astral ravine]

he absolutely is

[digital flax]

Nope

[astral ravine]

nobody else could've carried us like he did on several occasions last season

[digital flax]

The only defense I heard about De Light until now is last season that and this

Where is he now?

[astral ravine]

injured+tuchel's dropping him for upa and minjae

[digital flax]

Why does he complain about starting spot when he can't stay fit?

[astral ravine]

because even when he is tuchel's keeping him 3rd choice when he shouldn't be

[digital flax]

Yes he should

My bro even struggles sometimes in transitions

[astral ravine]

you have to talk about his defending last season because tuchel isn't giving him the chance to do that this season

[digital flax]

Not as fast and agile as Upa and Kim

[astral ravine]

and he doesn't have to be

[digital flax]

Yes he does

[astral ravine]

nope

[digital flax]

Yep

[astral ravine]

upa can make his short passes whenever he wants he won't defend better than de ligt

[digital flax]

So if he is not that good at ball playing, struggles in transitions and at the half turn. What he's actually good at?

He’s good defending the box I’ll give you that

[astral ravine]

and that's all a cb should need to do

under a manager like nagelsmann who relied on individual quality de ligt shined because he's a fantastic defender

[digital flax]

The thing is De Light kinda lost his ability in the air too

[digital flax]

No its not 😭😭😭

It's not 1990 anymore

[astral ravine]

chalk it up to injury once he can stay fit for a while he'll be fine

[digital flax]

You are funny, but yes he's better

mentioned several stuff but you kept saying that's not important so what's important in you opinion?

[astral ravine]

you yourself said it

[digital flax]

Why do I start a defender who lacks skills compared to his peers?

[astral ravine]

defending in the box

[astral ravine]

because he defends better where it matters

he makes the same short passes

[digital flax]

Bro, we are not Bochum

[astral ravine]

tuchel's got us playing like it sometime

[digital flax]

Wdym when it matters?

[astral ravine]

he had more crucial moments defensively last season aka when he actually got game time than any defender of ours this season

[digital flax]

This guy has let Upa in more trouble with his average ball playing lol

Sometimes he can't even put the right weight on the ball and put others in difficult situations lol

[astral ravine]

doesn't happen as often as you say though

[digital flax]

It happened against City where people claimed he played perfect game

[astral ravine]

every defender has some problems but the ones in the best clubs are jus much better at others

[digital flax]

[astral ravine]

well your ball player didn't exactly have a masterclass vs city either

but i blame the board for the city loss

horrible timing to sack nagelsmann

[digital flax]

My ball player has overshouldered a lot in that game

[astral ravine]

that city match is a bad judge for our defenders anyway

like i said kahn bringing in tuchel with 2 weeks to prepare for the best team itw was a terrible decision

nagelsmann would've fared much better in the match

and right now in general

[strong saddle]

Kim

[humble trench]

strongly disagree

[strong saddle]

Seriously?

[humble trench]

yes

I stand by that and I will for as long as I live

[craggy siren]

https://tenor.com/view/servus-kim-kim-min-jae-bayern-gif-14515449593585476920

[humble trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1748731985139228863?s=20

[tribal light]

Leipzig playing Leverkusen

Please let Leverkusen lose today

😭

[astral ravine]

nah they've got 16 other matches to lose

they should win today

[neon atlas]

Dam

[tribal light]

Wake me up from this nightmare

Please Lord

Wake me up

This is the worst outcome for a winter window

Holy sht

[humble trench]

We will have a total of 3 former Tottenham players now

Tuchel’s doing everything he canto make us trophyless

[gleaming plaza]

Tuchel should be fired this instant

[humble trench]

If Phonzy does leave we better buy Grimaldo

[manic sigil]

most teams play with a 3 cb line up

its like...

put de ligt in even if hes slower because the other 2 can help keep up with players that get behind him

really 3-5-2 is what we should play

even 3-6-1 is possible ngl

3-5-2 is a lot better of an option though

[scarlet anvil]

Kanes going to end up ruining Bayern

[humble trench]

????

[scarlet anvil]

There’s 0 chance without him your interested in Trippier and Dier, they’re both way below your standards he’s making it a retirement home for his mates

[humble trench]

nah

thats the boards fault

not kanes

[craggy siren]

@ivory raven goretzka benched once again 😭

[ivory raven]

why r they benching him for that snake guerreiro

[craggy siren]

ask tucheliban

[ivory raven]

tucheliban back at it again

laimer terrorist performance at rb again we will be there

[craggy siren]

maybe kimmich will play rb

who knows

[ivory raven]

terrorist for a terrorist

[craggy siren]

😭 😭

[wraith silo]

We are so cooked

[subtle leaf]

what are the fans protesting about

[craggy siren]

investor deal

[subtle leaf]

can u plz explain it

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/matt_4d/status/1747969401150656716

[wraith silo]

Omfg

[tribal light]

This better be some joke

[subtle leaf]

offside?

[fleet swift]

Terrible referee

[tribal light]

Referee checking

[subtle leaf]

either offside or foul

[fleet swift]

No because the pass was in his own half

Checking for a foul

[subtle leaf]

oh ye

[pale topaz]

disallowed

[tribal light]

GOAL DISALLOWED

LET'S GOOOOOOO

[fleet swift]

RAHHHH

[pale topaz]

what a W

[wraith silo]

I feel like if we lose this game we lose the league

We should win this 3-0 at least

[pale topaz]

no not really

[craggy siren]

we're struggling against their counter attack waves

[pale topaz]

We still have some couple games

[wraith silo]

Tuchel needs to cook smth in the leverkusen game or it's over

[zenith latch]

Nahh tuchelout. all he does is complain

[neon atlas]

score?

[craggy siren]

0-0

[neon atlas]

wild

[zenith latch]

Nah tuchelout

[tribal light]

It's over

I can't do this sh*t anymore

[zenith latch]

all he does is complain

[fathom basin]

davies actually got cooked

[tribal light]

"We don't need a DM"

[fleet swift]

Tuchel out

[zenith latch]

nagalsman was still cooking with this team

[fleet swift]

Get us jose mourinho

[zenith latch]

tuchel is a fraud. always complaining

[tribal light]

This Davies guy is pissing me off

One game he's world class

Other games he's dogwater

[fleet swift]

Davies is so overrated in my opinion

[zenith latch]

come on kane, do sth

[opal wing]

Tucheliban

[fleet swift]

Müller is coming on there is hope

I swear if kane gets subbed off i’m gonna cry

[wraith silo]

BRO

[fleet swift]

DAVIES SUBBED OFF RAHHHH

[opal wing]

Tel is on for phonzie

[wraith silo]

the odds were 23 for bremen

[opal wing]

Muller is on for Kimmich

[wraith silo]

How tf are we losing

[opal wing]

Tuchel

[wraith silo]

Win probability for bremen is 4%

[fleet swift]

Tucheliban

[opal wing]

Goretzka is on too

Im guessing Müller is CM

Who’s playing LB

[fleet swift]

Probably playing with 3 at the back

[wraith silo]

Welp

[fleet swift]

The goat is on the pitch we’re okay

[wraith silo]

I guess this is how our title run ends

[opal wing]

Bouna Sarr is the only goat

[fleet swift]

No müller is

[zenith latch]

they need to get rid of tuchel asap. leverkusen is already pulling clear

[opal wing]

If we lose, Leverkusen have won the league

[craggy siren]

we're losing it all

[fleet swift]

I knew tuchel was bad when we lost to leipzig last season

There’s still hope for the title if we get a draw

OH MY GOD

[wraith silo]

De ligt standing there 💀

[fleet swift]

HOW DID WE MISS THAT

[wraith silo]

De ligt should've gone for it

He just stood there for some reason

[fleet swift]

He knows he capable

[wraith silo]

WTF

[fleet swift]

We have the tottenham curse

Kane and dier

[wraith silo]

I thought eric dier was a rumor 😭

[fleet swift]

Nah it was confirmed like a week and a half ago

[wraith silo]

How is he already in bayern

[wraith silo]

Bro

💀

[fleet swift]

He signed a day before the hoffenheim game

💀💀

Why can we beat dortmund 4-0 but can’t even get a goal against bremen

[pale topaz]

were inconsistent