bayern-munich

[long fox]

1-0 Coman

[sterile bison]

GOALLL

UNITED ARE GOINGGG

[fleet swift]

What’s y’all time

[tribal light]

Coman is him

[vast shard]

KINGSLEEEEEY

[sterile bison]

CYA LATER SHITCHESTER PISSNITED😂😂

[vast shard]

COOOOOMAAAN

[wet dew]

Thank you 🙏

Thanks for beating united

[fleet swift]

What’s y’all time

[pale topaz]

LETS GO

[tribal light]

Swansea City

What the heeeeeeeeell

[vast shard]

OLD TRAFFORD IS FALLING DOWN
ERIK TEN HAG IS A CLOWN

[long fox]

Now then now then

[fleet swift]

give pruno pernandes his daily pen or he will ghost

[long fox]

Glory Glory Man United

Ain't even gettin Europa

[fleet swift]

Not like they wouldn’t loose their first game

[long fox]

That's their season over in December

[pale topaz]

speaking of europa

[fleet swift]

I love seeing man utd downfall

[pale topaz]

galatasary is going to europa

[long fox]

Sevilla won't be there for once lmao

[pale topaz]

Match balance

[fleet swift]

I wanna see københavn go through

[long fox]

Get another

[pale topaz]

how come we have only scored one

against johnny evans

[tribal light]

This is haram man

😭

I know we're at OT

But with that Squad we have to lead atleast 3-0 against a flipping finished United

That lost to Bournemouth 3-0 in their own bloody stadium

[pale topaz]

I feel so disappointed

[tribal light]

Full time

United won't even play Europa League

😂😂😂

[vast shard]

OLD TRAFFORD IS FALLING DOWN
ERIK TEN HAG IS A CLOWN

[tribal light]

Copenhagen won

[strong saddle]

straight back to the league that they will likely lose

[strong saddle]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1734709737499865126

[humble trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1734657278396240380?t=TrW91Kt5dH00TGjhofEhuQ&s=19

[strong saddle]

They said F UEFA for the ultras too

[humble trench]

Based

F UEFA

[strong saddle]

The pyros*

[tired prism]

United out of Europe

Lmfao

[strong saddle]

Courtesies of FC Bayern Munich

[wet dew]

🙏 🙏

[tired prism]

Manchester United are a disgrace to English football

[strong saddle]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1734859990496616641

[tribal light]

Wish we could've been like that in the Bundesliga

36 wins and only 4 draws

[neon atlas]

It's ok

Even better when it's ucl

[vast shard]

Coman out for 3 weeks
Mazraoui out for 6 weeks

[upper bane]

our dad has so much money and still wont buy a new phone

[fair garden]

Tbh i wanted it to be gala and bayern

[tribal light]

Hell nah

Gala Fans behaved like actual Apes against us

Their trainer literally insulted the reff

[fair garden]

we wouldnt be facing them so its not our problem and kobenhaven gk is carrying

[tribal light]

Still

They do not deserve the CL

[vast shard]

I hope we get Lazio or PSV

[fair garden]

Id take psv

Since they are going to lose most of their players during the January transfer window

[upper bane]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1735061145487073684?s=46&t=rrB86Gs2l1-qDgYg9mn-1Q

[strong saddle]

i want psv

porto

i wouldnt mind porto

Yeah

City should get PSG

Or Madrid

[craggy siren]

city will probably get copenhagen

[surreal snow]

coman injury might force tuchel to finally Play Musiala on the left wing

praying he doesnt play choupo

[strong saddle]

unfortunately he probably will

unless he has brains

[upper bane]

farmers league they said https://fxtwitter.com/munichfanpage/status/1735119161724961065?s=46&t=rrB86Gs2l1-qDgYg9mn-1Q

[fair garden]

wasnt that the one a year before

[buoyant igloo]

Mate we really do not want psv they are cold🥶

52 goals in 15 games

15 games 15 wins

And they have only conceded 9 goals

They are a problem

[sick wasp]

bro wth

[buoyant igloo]

Wah?

[sick wasp]

52 goals in 15 is crazy

[buoyant igloo]

Yeah

[sick wasp]

And then even only conceding 9

[sick wasp]

They bout to destroy city if that match up happens

[buoyant igloo]

They probably gon get raided in the transfer window by bigger clubs

[sick wasp]

man what happened to ajax how did they go from winning eredivise every season to being behind clubs I don't even know

[buoyant igloo]

Like really badly small clubs can't have nice things

[sick wasp]

Kinda sad that happenes

[buoyant igloo]

They were relegation zone at the start of the season

Now they 5th

[sick wasp]

naw

[buoyant igloo]

Yea

[sick wasp]

That's too crazy

[sick wasp]

Do they no manager or something 💀

[buoyant igloo]

They "a" manger

He is gon now

I wonder why💀💀

[sick wasp]

But yeah at bigger they become even better though
Like haaland to city & Bellingham at madrid

Bellingham is going crazy at madrid

[buoyant igloo]

Yeah

[sick wasp]

man its refreshing to chat with normal football fans
Other than salty manchester united fans who live in the past & constantly remind me of 1998 final (bro you was not even alivethen)

[buoyant igloo]

Frfr man u fans are just too much

[sick wasp]

Especially the ones I encounter in real life

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1735257603490361845?s=46

we are so back

[humble trench]

KİMMİCH

[dim lodge]

https://discord.com/invite/dcXNJxnX?event=1184568899203760168

[tribal light]

W

[sick wasp]

let's gooooo de light & Kim min jae gon pair up real good

[glossy escarp]

https://fxtwitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1734979511295348781

[tired prism]

Easiest draw for us?

[long fox]

Lazio

or PSV

[neon atlas]

Or porto

[tired prism]

I'd say Lazio or Porto

Leaning towards Lazio

Just don't want PSG again

Cuz it has happened so many times

[long fox]

It'll be PSG tho, watch lol

[dim lodge]

https://discord.com/invite/dcXNJxnX?event=1184568899203760168

[craggy siren]

laimer rb against Stuttgart

[tired prism]

Not again

Give us Lazio

[tidal hornet]

Give PSG to Arsenal or something

[tribal light]

The rest of our season depends on this winter transfer window

If we cook, we cook the whole season

If we bottle, we bottle the whole season

Bayern has 1 chance to make things right this Winter Window

[humble trench]

sup everyone

[ivory raven]

You lot will probably get PSG

I’ve seen the script lads

[upper bane]

ye

[dim lodge]

<t:1702897200:f> https://discord.com/invite/dcXNJxnX?event=1184568899203760168

[real cobalt]

Wsp?

[unreal wing]

Hello guys

Whats your oppinion about kvara joining bayern? What you guys will say about him if he joins

[neon atlas]

Unrealistic tbh

Let's sell gnabry first that's all I want

Sign any winger

Idec

[quartz monolith]

didn't Bayern already buy Bryan

[neon atlas]

I don't want that fat rat in squad

[neon atlas]

Yuh

[unreal wing]

There might be negotiations. Bayern really wants kvara

[neon atlas]

Nah

We will sign a defender and play 3 at the back

Hole frimpong as well

Hope

[unreal wing]

Frimpong will be a beast if you guys sign him

I like him

[neon atlas]

If we sign kvara it will be amazing but I don't see it with Bryan signing

Also tel as back up

Sane Coman

[unreal wing]

Well thats true

We will see what will happen

[neon atlas]

Also Napoli will state a ridiculous amount

😭

[unreal wing]

Typical napoli...

[neon atlas]

150 for oshimen

[unreal wing]

120 for kvara💀

[neon atlas]

Maybe he'll go to prem or psg

[unreal wing]

Nah i change my mind just sign someone normal in defence😂

[neon atlas]

Or Barca

[unreal wing]

Liverpool want him

[real cobalt]

Nah they won t sign him,they have coman and sane

[real cobalt]

Maybe they won t bc of nunes

[neon atlas]

Liverpool or maybe Newcastle

[real cobalt]

But they should buy him

[unreal wing]

Nunez is a cf

[neon atlas]

Newcastle don't have a good lw do they

[real cobalt]

Play more left wing right now

And they have dias too,even tho they will problably sell him,he get injuried so easily

[neon atlas]

Also what is this super league thing

[unreal wing]

I was about to say that. they really need a good winger. Kvara will defo link with mo salah

[neon atlas]

Diaz is good tbh

[real cobalt]

Fr

[real cobalt]

Ye but get injuried easily and is not too good for a team that level

[unreal wing]

I like him but the injuries is making him struggle

[neon atlas]

Liverpool will have good depth if they sign him tho

[real cobalt]

Yep

[neon atlas]

Where's gakpo been

[real cobalt]

Is he injury right now?

[unreal wing]

Waste of money...

[neon atlas]

No idea

[real cobalt]

He just disappered

[neon atlas]

I mean 35 million what u expect

[real cobalt]

Miss old gakpo

Before Liverpool,he was amazing

[neon atlas]

Well we can sign gakpo and cook him up

But that's risky

[unreal wing]

Still tho i was expecting from him a good football but he just dissapeared.

[real cobalt]

Yep,he s not very affordable too

[neon atlas]

He'll probs join Leipzig or something soon ig

I don't see him starting for Liverpool

[real cobalt]

Maybe he will move again to the eredisive or to a different league,like turkish

[neon atlas]

Or maybe Leipzig

[real cobalt]

But he s not that bad to go there

[real cobalt]

.

[unreal wing]

He should return in netherlands

[real cobalt]

Fr

[quartz monolith]

he should retire

[neon atlas]

If Leverkusen sign him maybe xavi can utilize him

[real cobalt]

Like poor guy,he shouldn t deserve to do it,even tho his bad right now

[real cobalt]

.

[neon atlas]

Man United should retire

[unreal wing]

I hope mamardashvili join at bayern when manuel will retire.. its my dream seeing him there

[real cobalt]

It s impossible for me,bayern will think it s just a waste of money

[unreal wing]

Hes trustworthy goalkeeper and really talented but bayern knows who to sign its not up for me😃

[quartz monolith]

Giorgi Mamardashvili to Manchester United

I need him asap

[unreal wing]

Naah he will get cursed like onana💀

[real cobalt]

Fr

Hot take:De gea is still a solid choice,for big clubs too,true?

[unreal wing]

Didnt he retired?

[real cobalt]

Nope,he just don t have a club right now

[unreal wing]

Ohh

[unreal wing]

Man mamardashvili! What a performance💪

[whole copper]

Hello guys match day today

Bayern vs Stuggart

[real cobalt]

Ye

[crystal mason]

Bayern is the best club in history

[long fox]

Laimer RB terrorism might be back

[fleet swift]

kimmich should play rb

and laimer at cdm

and hopefully müller starts bc gnabry and coman and injured

[long fox]

Inb4 Choupo starts

[fleet swift]

choupo should definitely not start he’s not fit enough

and i don’t even know why tuchel had the idea to put a striker at CAM last game

[craggy siren]

fuhrich will cook him

[neon atlas]

Sign frimpong or I'll kill myself

Laimer rb is worse than kane gk

[tribal light]

Gotta love to see Frankfurt casually beating us 5-1 but they struggle against Leverkusen

[long fox]

Pavlovic? Guerreiro?

Mad ting

Muller?

[upper bane]

why is laimass still included

[long fox]

Ok Tucheliban

[upper bane]

sub him with kratzig

[upper bane]

rapha is good

goretzka ulreich and kimmich are all ill

[long fox]

Wasn't Kane ill too?

[tribal light]

Laimer RB Terrorism

[tribal light]

Hm? No

[long fox]

Missed training 2 days ago apparently

[tribal light]

That's bollocks

I know what you mean

It was debunked

[long fox]

Ahh

[tribal light]

When the training pictures were taken

They missed Kane in the background and thought he wasn't there

😭

Actual dumbfucks

[long fox]

Lol

[upper bane]

kratzig shouldve been at rb

not this terrorist

[tribal light]

Kratzig shouldn't play at all today mate 💀

[upper bane]

TUCHEL?!?!

[tribal light]

This is our hardest opponent after Leverkusen

We cannot depend on f*coming Kratzig today

[upper bane]

SANE CM!?!?

[tribal light]

Okay wtf is that Lineup

What the fck

Is

That

[long fox]

Tf?

[upper bane]

this is terrorism

[tribal light]

Lineup

[upper bane]

blatant terrorism

[long fox]

Tucheliban man

I can't keep defending you

[tribal light]

Pavlovic RW

I can't anymore

[upper bane]

new guy

[tribal light]

Gureirro LW

Kill me

Now

[long fox]

These formations are never accurate tho

[upper bane]

true

we better 4231

our bench

pretzel de ligt kratzig chupa chups tel and aseko

[long fox]

Can't believe we actually starting Muller tho

[upper bane]

im happy because

its muller

cant be mad at him

[tribal light]

Nah, if we don't cook this winter transfer

We're doomed for the rest of the season

[upper bane]

we will trust

NEUER IS FINALLY WEARING BLACK

[upper bane]

he wore black when we won 8-0

[upper bane]

why is there 4 stars on the kit

[tribal light]

I have no clue

[upper bane]

bro dropped his star

i see us losing hard today

if we somehow win

praise tuchel

[long fox]

Stfu lol

[sterile beacon]

kick off

goal

1-0

bayern

that was quick

[upper bane]

what a mistake from those defenders

[teal loom]

Ofc it's Harry Kane

[tribal light]

KANEEEEEEE

HARRY KANE

LMFAOOOOOOO

[coarse raven]

Bruh maybe we ain't getting battered

[fleet swift]

OH MY GOD

WE HAVE A FUNCTIONAL TEAM

[teal loom]

It's not even the first 5 mins

Chill

[pale topaz]

im hoping that we dont bottle the lead

[teal loom]

Pass accuracy is 100%

[upper bane]

nubel blud

[teal loom]

Is there no channel for this match

[long fox]

Kane is inevitable

[wraith silo]

Most defensive stuttgart game

Stuttgart goalie (bayern loan player) is playing for us

[neon atlas]

It's not a big match to have channel

[teal loom]

Oh yea, i forgot they stopped that and moved all the small channels to league channels

[wraith silo]

TORRRR

💀

nvm

[long fox]

Ah fck off

[round knoll]

A second time?! 😭💀

[strong saddle]

Yes

[long fox]

Disallowed goals FC

[pale topaz]

kane

[tribal light]

You know your Day is good when fcking Kim min Jae scores

Oh ffs

[sterile beacon]

3-0

against stuttgart aswell

great win

[half inlet]

12 hours till the draw, what are we feeling

[strong saddle]

No PSG

[neon atlas]

I have a feeling it's lazio

[buoyant igloo]

I want psg

Honestly we could take all 6 of those clubs other than inter

[half inlet]

I want Lazio

[tender cedar]

Yea lazio would be good

[strong saddle]

I would absolutely be fine with Lazio

[tribal light]

I would be fine with Barcelona

But sadly

They aren't a choice

Good for them

[half inlet]

Yea

[tribal light]

If Pavlovic keeps performing like this, we won't need Palhinha anymore

[tired prism]

We're getting Lazio or Porto

[craggy siren]

we’re getting psg

I feel it

[tired prism]

Not again

Let them get Barca

[tired prism]

Told ya we'll get Lazio

I'm the prediction god

[craggy siren]

run it back my starboy

[tribal light]

Bayern vs Lazio

Who invited my man Immobile

😭

Get him tf of the road

[neon atlas]

I told y'all

[tired prism]

Me too

It's definitely the easiest draw

[tribal light]

I want Muller to retire here

[buoyant igloo]

Same

[strong saddle]

i think thats his plan

im not 100% certain though

[fair garden]

I dont see him going anywhere else tbf tho

[tired prism]

The ramdeuter is staying

Let’s bloody go

It was never in doubt

[upper bane]

GIVE US PISSG

were gonna face madrid in the semis

[tribal light]

Real Madrid?

More like Bellingham FC

😭

If that dude gets injured, Real is finished

[upper bane]

fr

[upper bane]

rodrygo has been solid

[humble trench]

hes gonna finish in bvb for 1 year. swap deal for reus

[cobalt depot]

Like Messi FC

[tender cedar]

Nice draw for us

Going against lazio

[fair garden]

ffs just glad its not psg again

[humble trench]

why mad? its one of the best draws we could get

[neon atlas]

napoli barca and int atl will be fun to watch

[craggy siren]

this might be the greatest quarter final if all favorites get through round of 16

[fair garden]

I’m not mad i just use that acronym alot so it probably sounds out of place

[modest frost]

Müller 25 ❤️

[tired prism]

The goat is retiring here

[tired prism]

Yeah but I'm sure Barca will get knocked out

And maybe pissg too

[ivory raven]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1737131906775273618?s=20

[tired prism]

Get outta here u intruder

[ivory raven]

[tired prism]

Jealous BVB fan

[ivory raven]

im not jealous at all

dk why u think that 😭

[tired prism]

BVB are so small that they don't even have a channel

That's why ur here

[ivory raven]

i came in here just to send a tweet thats in regards to your football club idk why ur beefing me

ive got nothing against bayern

😭

[tired prism]

And u had to send that particular tweet

[tired prism]

Sure u don't

Either way get past PSV so that we can meet in the qf @ivory raven

Looking forward to humiliating u in the ucl

[ivory raven]

yes then we will get smacked up by you because we wont even try

[ivory raven]

im being serious i acc dont have an issue w bayern or their fans

im friends with bayern fans ffs 😭

[tired prism]

Ok if u say so

[ivory raven]

i js wanna be chill

[tired prism]

Most Dortmund fans I've seen are toxic towards us

Always trying to talk trash about bayern

[ivory raven]

keyword: most, some of us dont do that at all 😭

[tired prism]

Alright ig I kinda overreacted

[ivory raven]

its alr dont worry

[tired prism]

We're just so used to toxic fans of other clubs coming here and talking trash

[ivory raven]

our rivalry isnt really a rivalry anymore considering the amount of times you've slapped us up soo

[ivory raven]

i'm used to that too, people coming after me because i support dortmund i can relate

[tired prism]

Yeah it's a guaranteed win for us nowadays

[tired prism]

What's wrong with supporting Dortmund?

[ivory raven]

people keep calling us bottlers which is true we do bottle but its like whenever someone sees a dortmund fan they attack them and call them bottlers

happened to me

its got to the point where i dont care anymore icl

cuz nobody can come up with something better than 'bayerns bitch' or, 'oh yeah u always get beat' and 'bottlemund ur bottlejobs'

[tired prism]

Now that's not necessary

I only attack toxic fans

[ivory raven]

tbf it happens to spurs fans too

[modest frost]

Tbh

Der Klassiker is prolly the healthiest big rivalry of a top 5 league

Compared to El Classico, Le Classico, the derby and derby d'italia, we are pretty calm with it

[modest frost]

The xorst part is if they had some knowledge about bundesliga, they'd know Dortmund really isnt the worst case of bottling in the league

Bayer Leverkusen bottled a treble ffs

[tired prism]

Yeah this rivalry was made out of competition

There was never any real bad blood between Bayern and Dortmund

[ivory raven]

yeah

[fair garden]

icl bottlemund is kinda funny

[ivory raven]

they just assume we're the biggest bottlers because people dont tend to look at any other BL clubs other than bayern, dortmund and maybe leipzig

[ivory raven]

tbf ive started calling my club a joke so 😭

[tired prism]

Those idiots only know Bayern and BVB

They have no idea about other German clubs

[fair garden]

Happens no club is perfect

[tired prism]

Lmao

[modest frost]

Like seriously

Leverkusen and HSV are the bottlers 😭

Dortmund got a domestic double 10 years ago and won a bunch of pokal, the club isnt at its best rn but they are NOT the tottenham of BuLi

[ivory raven]

i will add my club into there because of may 27th 2023 but if you look at it we were very under pressure, we were expected to win the league and the trophy was in dortmund but if you have that amount of pressure put on you and you are not used to it sure things are going to go a tad bit haywire

we may of lost the title but we did NOT lose that game

[modest frost]

Tbh I dont think you bottled that hard

Line

Like

It couldve gone better

But I've seen worse

[ivory raven]

yeah

[modest frost]

Its more unlucky than anything else

I feel like Liverpool losing to watford in 2019 is worse for example

[modest frost]

Bottled undefeated treble there because they actually played baf

[ivory raven]

it was our first time in years of us actually being in like a proper-proper title charge where we were sure it would be us who won

[fair garden]

Neverkusen hasnt bottled yet 😭

[ivory raven]

having that responsibility is going to be daunting

[ivory raven]

they bottled in the past

read up pele

[fair garden]

ik that

[tired prism]

I knew Bayern would win the league cuz I was sure BVB would find a way to bottle it

I got scared when koln got that penalty and made it 1-1

Cuz I wasn't sure if we were gonna get the winner

[ivory raven]

then you got that musiala clutch 😭

[tired prism]

Unbelievable

[ivory raven]

by that time we had fallen apart in our game

[modest frost]

No but they have a big history of bottling

[tired prism]

The best way to end such a difficult season

I hated the 2022-23 season as a Bayern fan

[modest frost]

Im p sure they are the only club whos been 3 games away from winning the treble and ended with 0 trophies

[tired prism]

Especially the second half of the season

[modest frost]

Terrible locker room atmosphere

[tired prism]

Hmm I can't think of such a team rn

[ivory raven]

second half of the season for me was a fever dream because i wasnt actually sure if it was happening

[tired prism]

Exactly

I really felt like we were on course to win the treble last season

But we completely threw it away

[modest frost]

The latter part of the season when we got battered by city, then played terrible while Sané and Mané fought really disgusted me

[tired prism]

Yeah glad we got rid of that bastard mane

[ivory raven]

you upgraded!

[tired prism]

He's a disgrace to bayern

[modest frost]

Wznt from no striker to best striker

[long fox]

Yo Aids, don't be goin after Lizzie like that lol

[tribal light]

You got many Bayern Stickers for a BVB fan

😭

[tired prism]

Why not lol

And I'm not aids ffs

[tribal light]

Dortmund is almost 13 Points behind the first

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/lazioclubroma/status/1737073731300622616?s=46

blud is asking to get cooked

[tribal light]

It's the cities

Bro is an actual dumbf*ck

[modern escarp]

Lazio was literally founded in Rome, what is blud talkin about

[tender cedar]

Lazio gonna get smoked by muller now

Muller hat trick

When he makes a video on a champions league match you know it’s going to be good

[ivory raven]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1737478485893898429?s=20

[chilly stratus]

ooh pavlovic will get a chance, nicee

[modern escarp]

https://fxtwitter.com/LazioClubRoma/status/1737511493787099227?s=20

baviera?

[neon atlas]

All good

[modern escarp]

btw I know baviera is Italian, but man got mad at being called "rome" and then refers to Bayern by their Italian name rather than a german one

[humble trench]

Wsp

[ivory raven]

would say so cuz now pavlovic will start

😭

[upper bane]

RAMDEUTER

[void forge]

Let's cook vs Wolfsburg!

[upper bane]

sane

i thinj

[gritty robin]

2-0

Kane

[surreal snow]

WHAT A GOAL

[light sparrow]

I love u muller

[hoary spruce]

[tribal light]

Kane just can't stop scoring

I fcking Overslept and missed half the game

😭

FT

2-1 Bayern

We Ball

[tribal light]

We ballin

[tired prism]

Absolutely not

No chance

The super league won't happen anyway

[azure idol]

let's goo

super league won't even work imo

[surreal zinc]

Lets gooooo

[tribal light]

Bayern did the right thing

Super League is already dead

Rejected by Bayern, Inter, PSG, Dortmund, most Prem Clubs

No point anymore

[tired prism]

Madrid and Barca should be kicked out of the ucl

[tribal light]

Agreed

This thing is so dead

[tired prism]

Lmfao

[tribal light]

It was just a Cash Grab for Barca and Real

They thought Bayern was gonna participate

😭

[tired prism]

I can't believe a club with 14 ucls is pushing for the super league

[upper bane]

replace with antwerp and union

[upper bane]

barca desperate for money

[tribal light]

Went downhill after the 8-2

[tired prism]

Perfect

[tired prism]

Fr

Barca are just a broke club desperate for money

Disgrace of a club

[tribal light]

Notice how Juve, Barca and Real want to participate

[tired prism]

Juve are a joke

Which clubs wanna participate apart from Barca and Madrid?

[tribal light]

2 of the above named are and have been involved in Financial crisis/fraud

And Real is just there for the Cash Grab

They really thought Bayern was gonna drop UCL and join their sh*tty comeptition

[ivory raven]

good news for bayern fans as unfortunately edin terzic is staying at dortmund

feel free to hold a party in here or something idk idrc anymore

[tribal light]

I feel sorry for u

Ngl

Aint even fun for us Bayern fans

[tired prism]

For how long?

[ivory raven]

forseeable future

[tired prism]

Dortmund are so finished

[ivory raven]

my club is a joke

[tribal light]

Probably until he gets kicked out of the UCL

[tired prism]

Yeah

I can see PSV knocking them out

[ivory raven]

like i dont care anymore my club is washed, finished, a joke, bottlejobs, laughing stock

[tribal light]

Join us

Be one of us

[ivory raven]

no

[tribal light]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-kane-dhruv-jadeja-gif-27228035

Your worst nightmare will turn into your best dream

[ivory raven]

i am not becoming a bayern fan

[tribal light]

[ivory raven]

i am loyal to bvb no matter how much of a joke they are

[tribal light]

[ivory raven]

zak when his attempts of getting me to support bayern have failed:

[tribal light]

Who's this guy

[ivory raven]

no clue

[tribal light]

I've been seeing him everywhere

[ivory raven]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1737844427912339961?s=20

[tribal light]

My boi about to get his tooth pulled

[coarse raven]

Sadge u could join goretzka

[upper bane]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

[tribal light]

Who's this dude

Seriously

I see him everywhere

😭

[ivory raven]

his name is 'kurt angle'

[upper bane]

he won the olympic wrestling gold medal in like 1998 i think

with a broken neck

[neon atlas]

ayyyye his ankle lock famous asl

[tired prism]

Kurt freakin angle

Omg

[tired prism]

He's WWE legend

[upper bane]

ye ik

[tired prism]

One of the greatest wrestlers of all time

[upper bane]

havnt watched that shi in a while

[tired prism]

It's on fire rn

But yeah angle was so damn good in the ring

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-wwe-2006-smack-down-gif-22571207

[humble trench]

Mia San Mia

[manic sigil]

lets join the super league but only play our u15s

cause it would be funny

[upper bane]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1737977072021111025?s=46&t=rrB86Gs2l1-qDgYg9mn-1Q

kinda want him to go to elversberg

with wanner

[cobalt sky]

Kurt angle

[humble trench]

Bro can go

We don't care

[low plinth]

love story????

[humble trench]

What love story

💀

[whole copper]

.

[neon atlas]

Who let u cook

[manic wraith]

i love bayern

[proper wind]

we love bayern

[manic wraith]

based club

"[FC Bayern Munchen's] position [is] that [the ESL] would be an attack on the importance of the national leagues and the structure of European football. The Bundesliga is the foundation of FC Bayern, just as all national leagues are the foundation of other European football clubs. It is therefore our duty and our deep conviction to strengthen them, not to weaken them."

[tribal light]

More like

Fill Barcas and Reals Pockets League

[manic wraith]

huh

[tribal light]

They're the founders

They both received/will receive 1b or something

[manic wraith]

fuci

[neon atlas]

Yea

All that and they'll still lose to us

[tribal light]

Yeah saw that

Bro's a Legend

[modest frost]

I love kane

[manic wraith]

we all do

[glass otter]

I love every player

[manic wraith]

i love bayern

[ivory raven]

I love leon goretzka

[round knoll]

I love sané

[humble trench]

I love Bouna Sarr

[upper bane]

I love Frans Krätzig

[tribal light]

I love Erik Ten Hag

[manic wraith]

i love bayern day 3

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 2

[round knoll]

I love Sané day 2

[humble trench]

I love Bouna Sarr day 2

[fair garden]

I love kane day 2

[tribal light]

Bro forgot that Bayern have signed him

😭

[manic wraith]

i love bayern day 4

[tired prism]

No carabao cup though

Lmao

[frank jewel]

i love müller day 1

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 3

[void forge]

I love leon goretzka day one

[tribal light]

Okay

Can we like

Talk about relevant Topics

So Winter Transfer Period

[modern escarp]

Like what

[tribal light]

Transfer Window, upcoming games etc

https://tenor.com/view/uefa-champions-league-super-lig-galatasaray-fenerbahce-gif-24486952

[modern escarp]

Is Bayern rumoured to sign people

[tribal light]

Palhinha so far

But hella unrealistic

As we saw

[modern escarp]

Crazy numbers

[tribal light]

I don't like what Tuchel said on the last press conference tho

Bro said ''If it's possible, we'll just sign one player that can play multiple positions''

💀

Like what

That doesn't solve the injury problem at all

We have like one of the smallest squads in the Top 5 Leagues

[tired prism]

Exactly tuchel is clueless

We need 3-4 signings in January

Otherwise I can't see us winning the ucl

[sterile beacon]

how are u guys offering to sign varane for only 20m

add another 0 and deak

deal

[tribal light]

Are you bunkers

[astral ravine]

united should be glad he's worth any more than a pack of crisps and a coke

20m is generous for the minutes he's getting now

[manic wraith]

i love bayern day 7

[ivory raven]

I love leon goretzka day 4

[humble trench]

I love Bouna Sarr day 3

[tribal light]

Agreed

[modest frost]

Lizzie now that you're a mod do I risk facing consequences if I say what I think about Goretzka?

[ivory raven]

no your opinions on leon goretzka are very valued no matter if they are positive or negative

you could call him a terrorist or a shit midfielder and i wouldnt care

[slim harbor]

sell kimmich and goretzka

[tribal light]

Is that like a serious question

Or are you trolling

😭

Tf are Mods gonna do about it if you sh*t talk a player

[nimble nimbus]

Abuse powers

[modern escarp]

Depends how far you go, and otherwise it's what Kanonen said

[tribal light]

Hi Julia

[modern escarp]

Hii

[turbid dawn]

We should pay for Kalulu instead of palhinha

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1740500957920727199

its joever

[surreal zinc]

Are you trolling rn

[tribal light]

How's it going

[tribal light]

Obviously

[modern escarp]

Busy preparing for a Christmas party with friends lol festivities are far from over here

[tribal light]

Isnt Christmas already over

[cursive plume]

sell kane and sane as well

lord sarr is enough

[modern escarp]

Yup

[slim harbor]

no i am serious

[slim harbor]

what does kimmich even do ??

selllll

goretzka muscle body builder

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 5

[quartz monolith]

Kimmich is clear

[slim harbor]

goretzka fanboy

😭

goretzka out day 69

[slim harbor]

both kimmich and gymretzka sucks

[ivory raven]

just to be clear i am a female

[quartz monolith]

fangirl*

[slim harbor]

gymretzka just sucks

anyways

😭

pavlovic clear him

[ivory raven]

nop

[slim harbor]

Thilo Kehrer is one of the candidates at FC Bayern in their search for a flexible defender (RB/CB). Thomas Tuchel is planning to hold a conversation with the German international to get an idea of ​​his intentions and availability. West Ham are open to letting Kehrer go in January. [
@FT_Redaktion
,
@footmercato
,
@Santi_J_FM
]

this club cant be serious

ban tuchliban from football

😭

[quartz monolith]

fanfemale?

[slim harbor]

who ?thelo kehrer

[ivory raven]

nop

[quartz monolith]

fanwomen?

I can't think of anything more

[quartz monolith]

unserious club

[slim harbor]

true

worse than chelsea

tuchliban talent id

🥶

[ivory raven]

not a fangirl, fan woman or fanfemale tyvm

[quartz monolith]

fairs

[quartz monolith]

cook

[slim harbor]

cook tuchliban

worse than tenhag

👆

[quartz monolith]

worse then terzic tbh

[slim harbor]

terzic is biggest dortmund legend

over parco peus

[quartz monolith]

finished player

[slim harbor]

you cooking

cooooook

fraudent

[ivory raven]

choupo chups should be sold

[slim harbor]

yeah

chupo and gymretzka

also laimass

[ivory raven]

sell goretzka to us

we would take him

[slim harbor]

why you like leon ?

seriously

[ivory raven]

i signed him on a manchester united career mode on fifa 23

[slim harbor]

temporary fan ?

[ivory raven]

i still like him....

[slim harbor]

actually he sucks

what does man even do

??

[ivory raven]

hes allergic to the ball and jogs around the pitch

[slim harbor]

striker

[ivory raven]

professional jogger

[slim harbor]

🤣

[slim harbor]

give us kobel

as gk

[quartz monolith]

Goretzka plays worse football then McTominay

[slim harbor]

both striker

[ivory raven]

no

[quartz monolith]

you can have Onana

[slim harbor]

yall signed him for 50m

[slim harbor]

for goretzka exchange

fine deal

[ivory raven]

no

you can have sabitzer back

for goretzka exchange

[slim harbor]

give me brandt

[ivory raven]

no

[slim harbor]

he is mid

[ivory raven]

you can have sule back

[slim harbor]

hummels

[ivory raven]

no

[slim harbor]

sule saved you vs paris game

he is goat

[ivory raven]

mcsule

[slim harbor]

bigmacsule

[quartz monolith]

probably better then evans

[slim harbor]

varane ?

[quartz monolith]

Varane and Evans is CB duo for now

[slim harbor]

harry ?

injured

[quartz monolith]

yes

[slim harbor]

garnacho is carrying the team

ngl

[quartz monolith]

true

[tribal light]

In what way

[fair garden]

💀 ahh nothing like a stretched bayern player

[strange copper]

if bayern doesnt win bundesliga i will get a buzz cut

[humble trench]

Wallah Krise

[humble trench]

Bro... thats Sule

[fair garden]

Like i said bayern player

[humble trench]

Former then

[fair garden]

yeah

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 6

[astral apex]

Hot take: goretzka>kimmich rn

[slim harbor]

L

ik kimmich is bad

but comparing with goretzka is crime

[astral apex]

Goretzka is so good this season

[slim harbor]

🚨🚨

Breaking -
@AHADI4
:

The Saudi Investment Fund most important goals for its four clubs next summer:

• Salah for Al-Ittihad
• Kimmich for Al-Ahly
• Rodri for Al Hilal
• Oblak for Al-Nassr

lets goooo

200m for kimmich

[strong saddle]

...

[slim harbor]

130m also ok

[devout edge]

Neuer
Davies Kim De Ligt Mazaroui
Ugarte Kimmich
Kvaratskhelia Musiala Coman
Kane

An ideal Bayern squad

[slim harbor]

we aint spalish 400m buddy

kimmich learn arabic

your time came

[fair garden]

Rodri to al hilal alr is wild

[humble trench]

Were not buying Kvara, I don’t see us forking out that kind of money any time soon

[devout edge]

Fair enough

Ugarte would be good for Bayern as Bayern need a DM

[humble trench]

I’ll tell you what we need

Squad players

Our reserves are practically nonexistent

We always have to reach for the 2nd team

I say we buy a bunch of decent rotation players to fill the squad and maybe some of them will break through

[humble trench]

.

[devout edge]

Tbh Bayern need a new DM

They're a European royalty so they need to pick wisely

Palhinha would have been a good option for them but there's not much on that

Bayern nearly got Palhinha, now he's playing for the mid table mandems because Fulham couldn't find a replacement

I feel sorry for Palhinha. He has to play for a dead club.

[modest frost]

That thing is not ideal

No need for Kvara

[devout edge]

Kvara is unbelievable

He'd fit well at Bayern but he's expensive

[modest frost]

Yes but

Sané is unbelievable as well

I think Kvara could be argued to be better

But they are the same level of player

We don't need to spend at the bare minimum 100M on Kvara when we have Sané

That same money could go for Rodri, De Jong, Tchouaméni... which would be actual incredible adds

[modest frost]

Oh hell no

Kimmich is one of our best player

You just dont see it

Goretzka is mid at best and awful at worst

[devout edge]

Fair enough

[devout edge]

Tchouaméni would be fantastic

[strong saddle]

i would love tchouameni

great defender and he can also hit the ball very good

[fair garden]

he will fall off eventually he had a wonder season last yr granted we wont pay for him tho

75-90 mill for kvara

[astral apex]

Goretzka is a beast now what r u on?

[tribal light]

Goretzka has been better for us than Kimmich recently

[modest frost]

Im trying to understand where this comes from because I don't get it

Goretzka was average vs Frankfurt
Solid vs Koln and BVB
Below average vs United
Good vs Kopenhagen and Galatasaray

Kimmich was easily better vs frankfurt, a bit worse vs koln, way better vs Galatasaray, better vs United and played similarly vs kopenhagen.

I have seen a lot of hate for kimmich recently, mostly on twitter, I have no idea why

Goretzka on good form is being as good or worse than kimmich on pretty bad form

[devout edge]

Goretzka is good but

Him and Kimmich are both 8s

And Kimmich is a bit shaky when he's a DM

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 7

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/official_benji_/status/1741487522310476263?s=46

[tribal light]

"Give us Bayern"

🥶

[craggy siren]

we must get palhinha asap

[modest frost]

Lizzie sorry I still love Goretzka even if hes mid ❤️

[tribal light]

Happy new year Homies

[humble trench]

Happy new year

[mild zealot]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/C1jYTcfo5ru/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[tired prism]

Need some reinforcements in January

Then we're genuine ucl contenders

[devout edge]

😭

Why do Bayern want Varane

Washed player

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 8

[devout edge]

Makes sense

Kimmich & Goretzka are both 8s and Goretzka is the worse one out of the two

So Bayern aren't as strong as they could be

[quartz monolith]

sadly Emre Can is clear

[slim harbor]

lol

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1742141187178328179?s=46

this board man 🤡

bayern:

[slim harbor]

freund is fruad

4 months but shortage of time

[slim harbor]

brazo atleast extend players and we didnt have to fear of davies kimmich leaving but under this board only sell players no buy

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1742167369756107225?s=46

what is bild waffling

[ivory raven]

I love leon goretzka day 9

[tribal light]

This goes hard ngl

[fair garden]

Pavlovic taking kimmich place seems wild to me

[shut zenith]

Guys will Musiala going to stay

[fair garden]

I hope so but hope can only take you so far

[manic sigil]

Pavlovic is a really good player

I’m a bit salty cause I highly doubt he will choose to play for Serbia

But he is a real good talent

[surreal zinc]

Goretzka 10000x clear

[surreal zinc]

🧢

Goretzka being worse is cap af

And Kimmich being an 8 is also cap af

Kimmich is a 6

Not an 8

[devout edge]

Kimmich is an 8 lmao

Kimmich is not a defensive midfielder, he's stronger as an 8

[surreal zinc]

A cdm cant be an 8 bruh

[devout edge]

Kimmich isn't a CDM

He's uncomfortable there

His best position is as an 8, a CM but he still plays in that role

[tribal light]

@surreal zinc being real here

Kimmich is anything but defensive

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 10!!!!!!

[devout edge]

Guimaraes > Goretzka

[tribal light]

This is so random

[devout edge]

She had to know

[surreal zinc]

🧢

[devout edge]

Goretzka isn't like amazing

[surreal zinc]

Bro

He is great

[devout edge]

Nowhere near Kimmich

[surreal zinc]

🧢

[slim harbor]

w ball knowledge mann

goretzka is trash

[tribal light]

Get your ass outta here

😭

[pure chasm]

bayern

[devout edge]

Tough day for them

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 11

[astral ravine]

last season's bottler clubs

[glass otter]

Cook

[astral ravine]

thank god

he can't come to bayern this season

[glass otter]

Why would he

[astral ravine]

there were some terrifying rumors

[glass otter]

https://fxtwitter.com/footyaccums/status/1743250400206061715?s=46&t=esBgmTXz8M8Hu_1OC3ZNYA

[opal wing]

Nah wtf

Is this a loan or permanent?

[sterile bison]

no way😭😭😭

[sterile bison]

Permanent

https://fxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1743243979154407560?s=46

[opal wing]

Oh my goodness

[ivory raven]

i love leon goretzka day 12

[craggy siren]

what is this downfall