bayern-munich

[strong saddle]

I think so

[fair garden]

thats excellent

[digital flax]

The fun is back then

[carmine flume]

How long will Leverkusen stay on top?

[strong saddle]

I don't know

We sort of have to rely on them drawing or losing while we can't lose

But Leverkusen doesn't seem to be faltering

Were more likely to lose first

[carmine flume]

Why do you think Bayern will blink first?

[strong saddle]

Well

Our first game back was abysmal

Bayer's wasn't

[tribal light]

Hoping that they draw or lose against Dortmund

Also, i still think we were robbed in our match against them

The Penalty was a joke

[digital flax]

Musiala: dribbling everyone including the referee
People: He should improve his final ball and know when to release the ball

Musiala: got better technically, and started to create more chances
People: he regressed, he doesn't average 5 dribbles per game anymore

[humble trench]

He ain’t got a shot on goal in ages tho

[digital flax]

Shots?

He doesn't shoot too much like last season but we have HK for that

[tribal light]

Who came up with this Lineup

😭

Holy fck that's even worse than the Köln game

Who tf invited Gnabry into a CL game as a starter after being gone for months

Why are we playing Kimmich when Goretzka has been so good for us in the last few weeks

Why are we starting Tel, he's supposed to be our Super Sub

Where tf is Sané

[strong saddle]

Thankfully it's predicted

[modest frost]

Tuchel is a terrorist

What is Tel doing on the wing 😭

Musiala and Sané should be on our wings

He finally starts müller at least...

istg if he breaks our streak

Ok I just read its simply a predicted lineup

Good

I pray tucheliban doesnt see it

[tribal light]

Twerking for Dortmund and Stuttgart

[humble trench]

same

[tribal light]

Delusional

These people really think Mbappe is coming

[digital flax]

It's just a meme

[tribal light]

Nah, there's people who actually belive that tho

[digital flax]

I don't think Mbappe will accept cutting his wages by more than 25%

[tribal light]

Then no club will get him lmao

[digital flax]

Yeah

[gilded burrow]

no you harry kane

[humble trench]

MBAPPE TO BAYERN

HERE WE GO

[novel laurel]

dont think he would ever accept cuting his wages

[pale topaz]

how good is irankunda

Im excited to see him

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/plettigoal/status/1729194163717980458?s=46

what are these rumors bruh

[strong saddle]

Wtf

[pale topaz]

bruh what

[vale cairn]

Isn't that the same defender they embarrassed multiple times

[strong saddle]

He did this https://youtube.com/shorts/alFfxbnCc4E?si=V6_cxqkDdWvF-jny

"unintentionally"

[neon atlas]

[tribal light]

He thought he was playing GK

[fair garden]

atp aslong as muller starts 😭

[strong saddle]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1729656472919765029

look at the back

[ivory raven]

cb

[tender cedar]

Goretzka and upa cbs

[modest frost]

It could happen but its so unlikely

And I dont think we should sign him

We don't need a scoring winger

We got the best front 3 in the world, we should improve the rest of the squad

[humble trench]

we should

[tribal light]

6 Games until the Winter Transfer Period

I'm confident we can survive this

Remove the 2 CL games that are theoretically unimportant for us

We're actively with 4 Games left that we NEED to win

We need to beat Berlin, Frankfurt, Stuttgart and Wolfsburg and we're good

[long fox]

Wolfsburg finna be a draw

[craggy siren]

wolfsburg away will be definitely easier than stuttgart

[modest frost]

Stuttgart is tough yea

Rest should be easy

[surreal zinc]

Frankfurt away:

https://tenor.com/view/am-ia-joke-to-you-am-ia-joke-is-this-a-joke-do-you-think-this-is-funny-do-you-think-this-is-a-joke-gif-14191111

[surreal zinc]

Bro acts like Frankfurt is not tough

[ivory raven]

do you guys think muller will start tonight

[quartz monolith]

Tuchelgoat won't start him

[tribal light]

Wait what

[surreal zinc]

You wont qualify you dumbass

Because Galatasaray will destroy you

Gooooooool Icardi

Galatasaray 3-1

[tidal hornet]

As long as Bayern beat Utd on the next matchday, and there's a winner between Copenhagen and Galatasaray then too, Utd will be third

[modest frost]

Not a hard match up

They havent beaten any of the strong sides this szn

I don't expect them to stay top 7

[tribal light]

ONE MORE FOR GALA

COME ON

[tribal light]

WHAT THE FCK IS THIS LINEUP

Fcking kill me

[strong saddle]

too late

buuuuut

its practically over for them

we have the golden opportunity to send them home today

[long fox]

It's down to us to kill Yanited in the last game lol

[cursive herald]

Dear God almighty have mercy upon the man who maketh such a lineup

And torment him not in the pits of hell like I desire

You have a perfectly good RB in mazroui

And an even better CM in goretzka

Yet one doesn't make the lineup and the other is a CB

[modest frost]

Terrorism

We could be playing Bouna Sarr and Pavlovic

So at least they get some experience

But nah lets go for goretzka cb

[long fox]

Lose this game for all I care lol

[tribal light]

Bro

We're not fcking up our CL Group Stages Win Record like that

😭

Come on bro

That'd be embarrassing af

[modest frost]

Or bouna sarr 😭

Sure, lets get Mazraoui some rest

But why wouldnt we be playing sarr and pavlovic

[clever summit]

Is Bayern going to try this match or nah

I see Muller started

[tribal light]

Looking at the lineup

They're definitely not trying

At all

[clever summit]

So no...?

Lol

[tribal light]

No

Worst Line up the whole season

Never seen something worse

Guerrero Midfield

I can't take this

Goretzka CB

Laimer RB

[modest frost]

Goretzka CB
Guerreiro CDM
Laimer RB
Tel LW

4 players

Who aren't at their correct position

[tribal light]

4 players playing a different Position

Tuchel is cooking Garbage

[long fox]

Zak

calm yo t1ts lol

[tribal light]

Nah dawg

Stop this terrorism

[strong saddle]

Look, I'd love to keep our streak, but if we lose, united goes home

[long fox]

I wanted to see some academy players ngl

[strong saddle]

I don't know what outcome I want

[long fox]

Fck this game, go all out against Yanited and spank em

[tribal light]

I want the outcome of winning here and at Pensioned Trafford

[strong saddle]

Mmm

[long fox]

What happened to Kim btw

[brave sparrow]

Lose pls

[strong saddle]

Yeah I would like us to be the ones to finish them off

[modest frost]

I wanted to see pavlovic

[tribal light]

Benched for Goretzka

[modest frost]

Or sarr

[strong saddle]

Idk

[modest frost]

Needs rest

[strong saddle]

He was fine

[long fox]

Benched? I thought he had a knock or sum sh1t

[modest frost]

He has a minor injury

He could play through it but they decided to let him take some rest

[tribal light]

Nvm I'm being doodoo

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/ดิ้น-cute-kid-tantrum-cry-gif-16095676

Zak when no 18 from 18

[long fox]

The real Hojlund

[modest frost]

Maybe hes not as shite as his brother

[brave sparrow]

Nah if they get eliminated here the Trafford game you can just beat them up while they’re demoralised

[modest frost]

If we lose here our streak is ended

[long fox]

Hojlund didn't score for Yanited and they didn't lose, coincidence?

[tribal light]

Either we're getting to see Tuchel Cabin Magic or horrid 2nd Half Football

[long fox]

0-0 HT

[tribal light]

This is horrible

I could cry

[long fox]

Here we go again

[thorny hare]

???

are you watching the match u cry baby

we are getting many chances

[long fox]

I could cry from seein so much doomposting

[tribal light]

Talking about the Lineup

[thorny hare]

give players game time?

tel starter

[long fox]

Some Bayern fans really love bein miserable lmao

[thorny hare]

what more u want

[tribal light]

Guerrero Midfield?

Really?

[long fox]

Wtf happened to Coman's form btw

He was ballin out aop

[tribal light]

This kinda mentality has cost us the Pokal btw

"Give Players game time"

[strong saddle]

coman was killing it before the international break

[thorny hare]

that kinda mentality cant happen btw

bcs we allry have our spot

[strong saddle]

he scored in what 4 games

[tribal light]

yeah not in the CL

[thorny hare]

so idk what ur waffling about

[tribal light]

But we already dropped out in 1 Competition

Unnecessarily

[thorny hare]

every match everyone cries

what kinda fan behavour is that

[long fox]

Bayern in Pokal is always like this

[tribal light]

This could've literally been prevented

[long fox]

Could lose to a pub team

[tribal light]

You wanna win the treble

Play every game seriously

That's how we won in 2013 and 2020

[long fox]

Next year mate. UCL final's in Munich lol

[tribal light]

Explain to me why Muller keeps getting benched then if he can actually make the difference in big games

He performs consistently

Then bench him and play Choupo Mouting over him like last game

[modest frost]

No

[thorny hare]

literally u when he is playing rn

[modest frost]

What happened in the pokal isnt due to us giving players game time

Its due to us not taking it seriously

We can give players game time while still wanting to win

We literally could easily make a formation with our current players thats much better than whatever tuchel cooks

Goretzka CB is NOT giving players game time

[tribal light]

So we counting unimportant games now that are for nothing? What about all the other ones he got benched

Just go tell me that Muller is also allowed to play in friendlies at this point

[modest frost]

Bouna Sarr, an actual RB who doesnt play that much, is benched rn because Tuchel decides to play Laimer there

Its idiotic

[tribal light]

Nobody will see through bro's mind

[modest frost]

Tbh when I see tucheliban ball

I feel like we're not seeing something he sees

How did he win a ucl

[tribal light]

Forgot Man City played De Bruyne as a ST back then

[modest frost]

😭

Pep tactics

Neither should have cooked

Mfw Kai Havertz scored a winner

Agent 007

[cobalt sky]

a

[strong saddle]

a

[wide mortar]

a

[modest frost]

a

[long fox]

Robbed lol

Fck this ref

[modest frost]

Contender for the worst match this ucl so far

I LOVE POSSESSION FOOTBALL

Legit witnessed a 1980s serie B midtable match

[tidal hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1729983045086679382

[fair garden]

Ofc it would end on tuchel’s watch

[surreal snow]

imagine paying 100€ to see Atletico Madrid B play against Union Berlin

[brave merlin]

We didn't deserve it today boys gotta execute better

[tribal light]

Nah

Our Streak was being unbeaten

In Group Stages

We still are unbeaten

[tribal light]

She should never ref a single game again

Especially Champions League

[shut gust]

Obviously Bayern doesn't try when they are secured top spot 🤦‍♂️

[modest frost]

I hoped we'd try

Shite referee

Shite manager

Bring Xabi Alonso

[tired prism]

Wtf was that performance

Terrible refereeing as well

We should've won

Now we must kick United out of Europe at old trafford

[tribal light]

Why do y'all not gaf if we lose games that are for nothing

Even in those you have to give everything

Only exception being friendlies. Let youngsters play there. But every competition should be played seriously

Exactly

What kinda excuse is this

"We already on top of the Group anyway, so let's lose"

Like tf?

Even if yesterday was for nothing

It was a horrible game

Playing Guerrero as a Midfielder. Why don't you play Kane as a CB at this point

[surreal snow]

Guerreiro is a great midfielder

[neon atlas]

Nah

Tuchel is to be sacked

He's just taking wages at this point cuz we all know we're not winning UCL with him

[tired prism]

Exactly

We have to humiliate United at OT

And knock them out of Europe

[tired prism]

Maybe it's true

[tired prism]

If that's Tuchel's mentality then he can get out

[surreal snow]

what is tuchel supposed to do when his 4th cb is an offensive midfielder

we have 3 midfielders

our 4th choice is a u23 player

you guys want something our Team cant reach

[tired prism]

That's why we need some reinforcements in January

Which we are gonna get

[pine comet]

heard you lot got robbed

[pine comet]

what happened

[strong saddle]

She overturned a penalty

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/ZdzNA10q7FLbn7m-MdJ-8Ro9j8pHLxRY2GIcebu1GNM/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/GAMyhTcXEAAOWoZ.jpg

[tired prism]

Manchester United's funeral on 12th December

They're going out of Europe

[strong saddle]

Yes

We will be there

[tired prism]

Yup

We have to destroy them

[strong saddle]

They're gonna play for their lives though

But I want a shutout

[tired prism]

Doesn't matter

Onana will play for us

[strong saddle]

13th man

[tired prism]

Tuchel better start our strongest lineup

Muller will cook United

[strong saddle]

I hope so

[tired prism]

And Kane will add to Onana's misery

[strong saddle]

Because yesterday he didn't

[tired prism]

Ik

We got robbed yesterday

But the performance was bad

[strong saddle]

I really hope he plays our best guys

[tired prism]

Yeah we have to knock United out of Europe

And then have a good laugh about it and roast all the deluded United fans

Lmfao

[strong saddle]

Best pre-christmas present

[tired prism]

Absolutely

It's so good to see their stupid fans crying

We sent Barca out twice

Now United will suffer the same fate

But they're not even going to the uel lol

Out of Europe fully

[strong saddle]

okay

i need everyones thoughts on this lineup

[frozen grove]

It makes me wet

(I'm a guy)

[carmine trout]

Semi-final and finals bound

[strong saddle]

If that lineup isn't used, I will scream

[tribal light]

Why god

Who's idea was it to loan him out to Leverkusen

Get him sacked asap

[tribal light]

Switch Kimmich for Muller and I'm happy

[humble trench]

He isn’t even a starter there, right?

Hm

Yknow I wouldn’t mind seeing Stani in the WWK Arena

[tribal light]

Well, in that game he started

But in general he isn't a starter

[humble trench]

Yh

I would think he would be loaned to where he’s a starter

But hey

He’s obviously doing well

So I won’t knock it

[modest frost]

Im not a fan of goretzka

I hope we can get Pal from fulham

[strong saddle]

That is against united

Well it's what I want against them

[modest frost]

Tbh its the best we can do rn anyway

But man a better second pivot would be incredible

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[neon atlas]

@atomic comet which Pokémon game u playing

[atomic comet]

Alpha Sapphire

[neon atlas]

Ooo

Hoenn is great

[tribal light]

💀

[humble trench]

Bro finally gets gametime again then gets injured

He’s finished for sure

[glossy escarp]

https://fxtwitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1730726679318843466

[neon atlas]

[upper bane]

the game has been cancelled

[exotic python]

Szn is over

[cursive herald]

Why?

[tribal light]

Extreme Weather

[long fox]

Ah damn no Bayern ball today

[digital flax]

https://fixupx.com/barcatimes/status/1730827940311523686?s=46

Iniesta approval

[neon atlas]

Is that a gang sign he does when he scores

💀or am i tripping

[ivory raven]

looks like an M

if you do the gesture irl and look at it its an M

[tribal light]

Bayern vs Union:
gets cancelled cause of extreme Snow Fall

Manuel Neuer:

https://tenor.com/view/dino-ski-gif-24967735

[neon atlas]

[strong saddle]

Bruh

Lmao

[long fox]

Ayooo

[glass otter]

Ban

[tribal light]

?

https://tenor.com/view/leroy-sane-serge-gnabry-sane-gnabry-sane-gnabry-gif-18546494

[tribal light]

Imagine if the United game gets cancelled

Cause of Snow or some sh*t

[long fox]

Imagine

[glass otter]

They gonna say we scared so we forced the snow to fall

[strong saddle]

We rigged the snow

[humble trench]

Omg I forgot what Sane looked like without facial hair

[cursive herald]

By this point its gotta be illegal for any ski shop to sell any form of equipment to him

[modest frost]

Or hear me out

We destroy united

[surreal snow]

I dont understand why we dont just play midweek or something

we'll probably play 16th january

[crimson oriole]

Can you guys let us win at Old Trafford pls 😭🙏

Please tell Kane not to score 18 goals against us

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1731268526747320622

[long fox]

Dortmund 1-0

[tribal light]

END THE GAME

END IT NOW

[unreal wing]

Meanwhile bayern is chilling in 1st place

[azure idol]

Guys whens our game against berlin

[strange thistle]

January

[buoyant igloo]

I keep forgetting that January is only like 26 days away

The year went by so fast😭😭

[humble trench]

Life’s slipping from our fingertips

[buoyant igloo]

F*** it imma go do everything I want to do

[humble trench]

sir, we need to keep our record

[buoyant igloo]

Last time we lost a group match was 2017

We aren't gon lose that record to pep guardiola from wish dot com

And his team of sexual abusers

[ivory raven]

coulda just played this week as both teams r out the pokal but they were like "nah this cant happen during pokal week"

[strange thistle]

Exactly lol

[ivory raven]

dfb being dfb

just let them play the match midweek ffs neither team has got anything going on

[tribal light]

???

[strong saddle]

Heh

[tribal light]

"Upgrade to Kimmich, Goretzka Laimer"

Bro

[strong saddle]

Wtf

[tribal light]

They're not even played as DM

Kimmich is not acting as a DM

Nor is Goretzka or Laimer

So how tf do you compare that

[strong saddle]

I swear to God if we don't get him

I'll do something

I felt really bad when we couldn't get him earlier.

[humble trench]

Can’t we just recall Stani from loan?

[surreal zinc]

🥲

Bro is an Augsburg fan and calls himself as Bayern

💀💀💀

Thats like you are a Frankfurt fan and you call yourself as Mainz/Darmstadt

Or even Offenbach

Thats a snake manouevre

[strange thistle]

Buddy supports 7 clubs and he’s talking about snake manoeuvres

[surreal zinc]

You better focus on your s..t club

At least I dont support these kind of clubs

Look into your own garden then judge others

[strange thistle]

💀

[ivory raven]

least sticks doesnt support 7 clubs

doesnt matter if dortmund are sh1t or not lolll

supporting 2 clubs from the same league is mad

[neon atlas]

ok

[tribal light]

Why is this channel getting used as a discussion playground

😭

Please guys

#bundesliga

Had enough already of the Tottenham and Chelsea dude's arguing about who's better in here

[deft epoch]

Both getting cooked by Bayern

☕

[tribal light]

You know Ball

[neon atlas]

[humble trench]

Bro leave me be

[ivory raven]

i was on abt the other dude

😭

[humble trench]

I know dw

I meant that ironically

[fair garden]

wtf is the point in supporting direct rivals

[neon atlas]

Shut this

[tribal light]

Who the f*ck is that

I know Freund is cooking

[tribal light]

God damn

This is fcking wild

[glossy escarp]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1732293715023089664

[modest frost]

Fidel to harry kane's reced8ng hairline

[long fox]

https://vxtwitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1732327993593266667

[glossy escarp]

mhm

[humble trench]

Bryan kinda looks like Bayern

maybe thats why

[buoyant igloo]

Damn is this the sole reason we signed him if so fair

I'd like 2 more goals when ever we play barca

[vapid gull]

he's better than koman mate

[tribal light]

Frenkie De Mid Rep talking

[vapid gull]

would be your best midfielder of all time

[ebon mesa]

Bryan Zargoza joins FC Bayern Munich

[craggy siren]

another winger that is better than gnabry

[humble trench]

talking like thats hard to achieve

[tribal light]

Me when I lie

De Mid wouldn't even start for us

Muller, Musiala, Goretzka and Kimmich are all clear

[surreal zinc]

🧢

[surreal zinc]

FACTS

[surreal zinc]

🧢

Coman clear

[long fox]

Oooh damm

A Barka fan in here tryna start sum sh1t lol

[surreal zinc]

Yeah

8-2

[long fox]

They never learn do they?

[surreal zinc]

Yeah

Me when I hear the Barca fans trashtalking on us and the club:

Pulls the radio from Leclerc when he collided with Magnussen in Japan 2018

Replace Magnussen with Barca fans

[long fox]

Just shout Yabba Dabba Doo

[surreal zinc]

And Leclerc is us

[vapid gull]

holy cringe

fairs i though madrid channel was the corniest

[surreal zinc]

Barca fans are and will always be stupid. Its a fact. A shame

[vapid gull]

anyway bryan is a baller, no wonder why you all don't know who he is

[surreal zinc]

@long fox

[vapid gull]

nobody said anything about you or bayern what do you even want

you must shallow the pills every day don't spit them out mate

we are talking about bryan nobody said anything about you or your institution

[rough radish]

https://tenor.com/view/allo-allo-it-is-i-it-is-i-leclerc-glasses-up-gif-16663016

[surreal zinc]

[modern escarp]

I was really excited with the signing

[tribal light]

What are you even doing in here

You don't see me running into the Barca Channel and say that Players from other Clubs are clear of the Barca Squad

Bro came in here, telling us that a player nobody here has heard of is better than Koman

And expects us to be silent

Then goes ahead to call us corny

[neon atlas]

[tribal light]

Can't make that sh*t up

[modern escarp]

Bro stop being mad

[tribal light]

It was all fine till he came in calling us cringe and corny

[modern escarp]

He was just commenting on the newest signing who came from the Spanish league

[modern escarp]

NGL, but Bayern fans attacked him first

[tribal light]

What do you expect coming in here literally saying "Zaragoza is better than Koman"

This is a Bayern Channel after all

[modern escarp]

He just said he's better than coman, which considering the fact he actually watched him play is not a bad thing to say

[modern escarp]

And both of them are signed by bayern

[tribal light]

He's still not with us

[modern escarp]

So?

[tribal light]

Nor is he better

Than Koman

[modern escarp]

You're making shit up with his comment

Can't lie

[modern escarp]

Your opinion mate

[tribal light]

That's statistically

Lmao

Wdym Opinion

[modern escarp]

Okay whatever mate

[tribal light]

[modern escarp]

I really don't care for statistics

Nor do I care for you randomly attacking a Barcelona fan for saying he thinks your most recent signing is better than Coman

Literally a Bayern fan too, and you're making shit up sorry

[tribal light]

Weird

Cause I don't think I was the only one who had this opinion

[modern escarp]

You was a general you mate

Not everything is about you

Anyhow, the point has been made. So I suggest we just move on

[tribal light]

@long fox @surreal zinc

[surreal zinc]

[tribal light]

Bayern Talk yeah

We signing in Winter

[surreal zinc]

💀

[tribal light]

Who are we signing

[surreal zinc]

Idk either

[neon atlas]

A 18 yo guy

Wonder kid cb

[humble trench]

it’s a blatant lie though lol

Coman is insanely disrespected to be compared to zaragoza (good prospect but not coman level)

Coman is like top 3-4 isolation wingers, two-way dribbler, 100% intensity. Best out of possession winger in terms of tracking back also. One of the few guys who performed against city too when y’all lost

[modern escarp]

You might say so

But that's still no reason to just attack someone for stating their opinion

[tender cedar]

What position does Zaragoza play

He’s like 5 ft 4

[modern escarp]

winger

I think

[long fox]

Leipshit wanted him too apparently lol

[tired prism]

Lmfao

But that doesn't really matter

[tired prism]

Small club got rejected

[thorny hare]

small club but got like the best scouting team in the league

[nimble nimbus]

Yeah that was enough for Bayern to buy him

[tribal light]

@strong saddle

[buoyant igloo]

😭😭😭

[humble trench]

No way he isn’t taking the piss😭

[surreal zinc]

[modern escarp]

Don't foget to vote for the server awards: #announcements message

[tribal light]

True

Sane the Goat

https://tenor.com/view/leroy-leroy-reaction-leroy-sane-gif-2942965589087992595

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[tired prism]

Brokelona

[modest frost]

No one cares but vote for me for Kopa

[modern escarp]

People nominated by people in the server

You could've nominated others too

But there's a few mods on the list, Scourge, Velo, Nick and me I think

Oh thecap too

[vale cairn]

Just vote me dw

[strong saddle]

i didnt even make it, not that i care

[strange thistle]

you care

[strong saddle]

Nuh uh

[vale cairn]

And you hate their fans as well?

That has to be racism, sexism, homophobism, or some sort of ism

Scared they’ll haunt you?

Also the form closed soooo

Your opinion doesn’t matter any more

You said you’re scared of us

Doesn’t Bayern also receive Qatari backed money from Qatar airways?

[tidal hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1673965675419955200

Bit late, aren't ya?

[vale cairn]

PSG doesn’t hasn’t used Qatari money since 2017

The hate is really unnecessary

[tribal light]

Your club is literally owned by Qatar Sports Investments

[vale cairn]

Yeah but we’ve only been using sponsors, kits, etc

[surreal zinc]

💀💀

[slim harbor]

🚨#PSG is the latest team to show interest in #FCBayern winger Serge Gnabry.

PSG want to sign the winger in January but Bayern want to sell in summer.
President Nasser Al-Khalefi has great relation with FCB bosses, especially Karl Heinz.⌛️🇩🇪
[BILD, fcb]

sell macnabry

[obsidian bone]

sell him because we are getting lord bryan

[slim harbor]

already owned barca

[modest frost]

Honnestly

[slim harbor]

bayern dna

[modest frost]

If we get good money from that transfer

Sell him

[slim harbor]

just sel him for 50m

[modest frost]

Gnabry isn't good enough to start anymore

[obsidian bone]

give Bryan Number 7

[modest frost]

And we could get palinha with the money

[modest frost]

Sané number 7

[obsidian bone]

Sane is 10

[slim harbor]

macnabry is earning 19m salary

while davies 12m

[obsidian bone]

Davies wants 15m for extension

ffs

[slim harbor]

give him sell macnabry

[modest frost]

Somehow I got sané and coman's numbers mixed up

[obsidian bone]

Coman is 11

not 7

[slim harbor]

🚨Bayern Munich would agree to negotiate with Real Madrid for the transfer of Alphonso Davies as part of a player exchange!

The German side are particularly interested in Rodrygo. 🇧🇷

(Source:
@Defcentral
)as dario

😭

source is killing me

[slim harbor]

yessir

[obsidian bone]

I need Bryan rn

but we have to wait until Summer 2024

[modest frost]

I know coman is 11

I remembered him being 10 and sané 11

[obsidian bone]

I didn't watch Bryan but I know that he cooked Varca

that's enough to get into Bayern

[tribal light]

Bild

[long fox]

Fatbry can go

[ivory raven]

yeah you lot need to get rid of gnabry

bloke does nothing on the pitch

[upper bane]

blud is hepi

[ivory raven]

he needs more gametime

why do you guys never play him

😭

[upper bane]

idk

ask tuchel

[ivory raven]

tucheliban back at it again

[slim harbor]

Yes we are paying 18m /year salary to fatnanbry while musiala only 8m Davies 12m

[neon atlas]

pls

omg

[neon atlas]

i used to pray for dis

[obsidian bone]

get Gnabry out and give Davies a 15m contract

[humble trench]

He’s been mediocre at best recently

[long fox]

Matchday finally

[upper bane]

everytime we have a matchday ill change my profile theme based on the kits we wesr

wear

[slim harbor]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE News Ronald #Araujo: He‘s the absolute desired transfer target of FC Bayern!

‼️ There was a phone call between Tuchel, Freund and Araujo this Friday 📞

Tuchel made it clear to him that he wants him urgently, preferably in winter or summer, no matter the cost. Bayern, ready to pay a massive transfer fee!

It will be a difficult mission for Bayern. Now it's up to Araújo.
@SkySportDE

wthhhhh

no happening

[obsidian bone]

don't we have De Ligt, Kim and Upamecano

[upper bane]

https://fxtwitter.com/plettigoal/status/1733465042354364694?s=46&t=rrB86Gs2l1-qDgYg9mn-1Q

wtf

this cant be trye

we already have such good defence depth

[obsidian bone]

I would take Araujo

[slim harbor]

they are ready to pay any amount lmfao whyyyy

not happening

[upper bane]

i mean

he could play rh

rb

[obsidian bone]

we don't have a proper RB

[upper bane]

since he plays that sometimes

hes damn good at it aswell

[slim harbor]

3 back system

[upper bane]

but

[obsidian bone]

can't we play 3-4-2-1

[upper bane]

good idea

last time we did that pavass ended up scoring a brace for ue

hs

us

[obsidian bone]

Davies can play LM

[upper bane]

de ligt / upa kmj and araujo

Davies Kimmich Goretzka sane

musiala and coman

kane

[slim harbor]

no cam wirtz x jamal

[upper bane]

im talking if we get him in january which is unlikely

but if we get him summer then yea

that could happen

[slim harbor]

they are saying they are ready to pay transfer fees like i didnt understand that

[upper bane]

theres just no way this transfer could actually happen

it feels so

unexpected

even when fabrizio reported about it

[slim harbor]

impossible

[obsidian bone]

GK: Neuer
CB: De Ligt
CB: Kim-Min-Jae
CB: Araujo
LM: Davies
CM: Kimmich
CM: Goretzka
RM: Sane
LW: Musiala
ST: Kane
RW: Coman
what a team

[craggy siren]

Wirtz’s father said his son is gonna stay at Leverkusen after this season

[upper bane]

damn

[slim harbor]

barca arent taking anyhting 1b

[upper bane]

we just need a cdm

like palhinia

[obsidian bone]

Palhinha

[upper bane]

man

[obsidian bone]

would this team cook

[upper bane]

we were so close to signing him in september

he was in munich

[slim harbor]

palina washed not moved not pls

[upper bane]

did his medical and all

and the window ended just before the transfer finished

[craggy siren]

araujo to bayern feels like an eafc transfer type tbh

[upper bane]

fr

career mode type shi

if we sign him we will have the best defence in the world

[obsidian bone]

who's stopping the De Ligt, Kim-Min-Jae and Araujo Trio

[upper bane]

no one

[craggy siren]

i feel like pletti is lying

[upper bane]

idk man

[slim harbor]

better buy mbappe

[upper bane]

its just so out of the blue

[obsidian bone]

If we get Araujo in January, be ready to cook

[craggy siren]

bro doesn’t know anything after that kane saga

[upper bane]

we have the money

dont we

[obsidian bone]

how much would Araujo cost

[upper bane]

idk but pletti said that bayern is ready to pay

a massive transfer fee

[obsidian bone]

130-150m I expect

[craggy siren]

pletti doesn’t know anything

[upper bane]

your not wrong

he is a clown at some times

we just have to wait and see

[craggy siren]

blud doesn’t know anything about bryan zaragoza transfer to bayern

[slim harbor]

man have no clue

[upper bane]

hes so clueless

[slim harbor]

great player araujo but no need of ours

spend like 150m on other cb makes 0 sense

[vapid gull]

you can buy him on fifa

[tribal light]

🤡

Oh no

[long fox]

Can't wait for all the relegation doomposting shouts once the lineup drops lmfao

[tribal light]

[long fox]

You and fcb accepter better get ready

[tribal light]

He does infact not accept the FCB

Lineup

[neon atlas]

nah

[craggy siren]

its joever

[slim harbor]

?

[long fox]

Here we go

[long fox]

It's over

[upper bane]

[long fox]

We gettin relegated

[slim harbor]

coman ?

[upper bane]

relegated all the way to regionliga

[slim harbor]

chupo ?

[long fox]

Let the doomposting begin

[upper bane]

bambi is back

[craggy siren]

choupo moting

[upper bane]

https://tenor.com/view/endgame-now-gif-14938794

tuchel really doing everything to not start muller

let the man reunite with gotze

ffs

[slim harbor]

tuche; out

[tribal light]

Actually

That's a very good lineup

But what it this about Tuchel's obsession with Choupo over Muller

Like why

[vapid gull]

where's araujo

[tribal light]

Man stop taking the piss

[upper bane]

idk we dont even need the guy tbh

we have a good defence

idk why tuchel and freund want h

him

hes good

bht

[digital flax]

https://fixupx.com/imiasanmia/status/1733467760393363486?s=46

BRUH

[craggy siren]

we gonna play in third kit

[long fox]

Prolly takin out Vini for a walk

[tribal light]

Some people in here acting like Aurajo is gonna gift us the CL

[slim harbor]

pletti l

[long fox]

lord Zaragoza will gift us the CL

[vapid gull]

bodied him

[slim harbor]

vini >

[vapid gull]

what

[slim harbor]

great player

btw

[humble trench]

We really don’t deserve Tel

[slim harbor]

araujo top 3 atm

[slim harbor]

he is a super sub

[humble trench]

He should still be getting more gametime than Choupo Mofraud

[upper bane]

whar

[tribal light]

?

Tel is our super Sub

[vapid gull]

he wanted an oppotunity to make that joke

doesn' apply but whatevs

[humble trench]

He deserves more gametime imo

Loan him to Augsburg

He’ll play every 90

[tribal light]

Yeah nah, not doing the same sh*t as with Stanisic

We regretted that

So badly

Tel is our Winger Backup

For Sané and Coman

Because Fatbry ain't playing

[humble trench]

Yeah well you loaned him to a team that didn’t need him

[slim harbor]

why we paying 18 m to him

[humble trench]

He deserves to be a starter. Bro’s a starboy

[long fox]

Can we please repeat what we did to Frankfurt at their ground last season?

[humble trench]

What would that be?

[tribal light]

The issue was overall loaning him out when we needed him

[long fox]

6-1

[tribal light]

You know what my problem is

Last year we said get rid of Sané

Horrible season

But this season

[slim harbor]

gnabry isnt coming back

[tribal light]

One of the best in the world

[slim harbor]

see his body size

[tribal light]

Gnabry was our Top Goal Scorer last season

😭

Where's bro at now

[slim harbor]

delete

[humble trench]

Source: Fabio Romeo

[slim harbor]

this is embrassing

[humble trench]

Doing Jackshit

[slim harbor]

puchel out

[slim harbor]

cooook

[tribal light]

Depends on who we're getting this winter

[humble trench]

Saarbrücken

[slim harbor]

zubimendi

[tribal light]

The rest of the season will be determined by our new winter Signings

[slim harbor]

lucky win

[humble trench]

Duh

Say a sentence with more than 3 words pls

[humble trench]

Grimaldo as Davies replacement

[humble trench]

No

I’m saying it until it happens

*Frimaldo

[neon atlas]

lets sell gnabry

asap

and get arujo

[upper bane]

no

we already have a good defenfe

we need to start caring about a defensive midfielder

[humble trench]

really

[fleet swift]

Ok why is choupo starting over müller

[vast shard]

Tuchel already explained this

Choupo provides more ability in set pieces

[fleet swift]

Well tuchel is a crackhead

[humble trench]

No

[upper bane]

wtf

[humble trench]

why

[vast shard]

We comeback anyway

[fleet swift]

Average tuchelball

[vast shard]

Mazraoui mistake...

[fleet swift]

Kimmich should play rb

[long fox]

Ah ffs

[vast shard]

Oh well

[long fox]

Wtf is this man

[fleet swift]

Tuchel out chain

[humble trench]

No

[winged raft]

bayern fan=beer enthusiast .... that checks out

[vast shard]

😀

[humble trench]

wtf

[sterile bison]

3-0???

[pale topaz]

wtf is this

[sterile bison]

Waaat

[slim harbor]

this is davies and mazroui is fult

[south wing]

Dude?!

3-0?!

[opal wing]

Nah what the hell

[wraith silo]

omg

[winged raft]

nah bayern are getting railed

[full gyro]

Wo ist Harry Kane? Harry Kane, wo bist du?

[wraith silo]

that was so clode

bro the xg of that shot was 0,99 probably

[winged raft]

how are you supossed to win against man united superteam like this

[full gyro]

You guys had a chance after leverkusen drew

[wraith silo]

Was just about to say

[humble trench]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[wraith silo]

Ofc this happens right after leverkusen loses points

[full gyro]

Won't even be top of germany by christmas

[humble trench]

I JUST LEFT TO GET A TREE

[thorny hare]

3:0 ist crazy

[wraith silo]

Well tbh it's been a little lucky for frankfurt too

xg is on our side

[full gyro]

donde estas harry kane

[wraith silo]

and kane missed a huge chance

[winged raft]

frankfurt 3 shot on target = 3 goals

[vast shard]

Sub on Jamal RIGHT NOW

[full gyro]

👨‍🦯 👻

[wraith silo]

Can't blame kane on this

[full gyro]

What better time to do so now?

Anyways goal heidenheim in 2.liga in 1.liga

[tribal light]

We're cooking Garbage

🔥🔥🔥

🚒🚒🚒

[humble trench]

goal

[wraith silo]

3-1

[vapid gull]

we don't want araujo

[sterile bison]

Kimmich

[full gyro]

Yabba Dabba Dead

[wraith silo]

It's always kimmich on these tough occasions

[wraith silo]

I love kimmich

[pale topaz]

kimmich mentality

[vapid gull]

our defense is fine

no reason to spend for araujo imo

[tribal light]

Excited for the 2nd Half

I believe in Tuchel Cabin Magic

[short heart]

Wow y'all down bad rn

[wraith silo]

Istg everytime bayern is having a tough 0-0 game kimmich scores or provides an amazing assist

[short heart]

From a United fan

[tribal light]

Why are you waffling blud

[wraith silo]

It's funny cause i'm from finland and earlier this season a team from finland played against frankfurt

And frankfurt won 6-0 on this stadium

I was about to get similar vibes to that

[long fox]

Comeback?

[pale topaz]

no

[vast shard]

Yes comeback

[pale topaz]

probably lose or a tie

[long fox]

3-4 trust

[pale topaz]

i dont trust mazouri

[vast shard]

I can feel a vibration, a third eye opening

[pale topaz]

hes gonna score a own goal trust

[vast shard]

50' Kane
66' Sané
86' Musiala

Sub on Laimer for MAZRAOUI and we cook

[frozen grove]

Yesss

Feed my delulu

[long fox]

I'm fine with a tie at this rate

Got a game in hand anyway

Get the 3-3 at least

[thorny horizon]

5-1 incoming...

[humble trench]

8:2

[fleet swift]

I’m gonna kill myself

[humble trench]

What the hell man

[frozen grove]

We're funked

[long fox]

4-1 lol

[fleet swift]

Fire everybody

[thorny horizon]

4-1

5-1 is coming back

[humble trench]

3:7

[thorny horizon]

let them cook

[fleet swift]

Get müller on

[frozen grove]

Yeah he'll pull a Ronaldo

And score 5

[long fox]

Assholes

The lotta these players

[humble trench]

God damn

[frozen grove]

mazroui is irritating me this game

[humble trench]

Just need some more that

[thorny horizon]

how did he miss that 💀

[pale topaz]

Its gonna be 5-1

[frozen grove]

[pale topaz]

i do not like mazaroui after this

how many days before hes sacked

[strong saddle]

After uh

[pale topaz]

after

uh

[strong saddle]

I forgot

[pale topaz]

After PSG?

[wraith silo]

Bro wtf

[pale topaz]

i think

[wraith silo]

hiw

[pale topaz]

oh wait no

[thorny horizon]

and we get beat 2-0 by saarbucken

[pale topaz]

uhm

oh yeah before city

[wraith silo]

that was offside

[thorny horizon]

brucken

[pale topaz]

Told you

5-1

[frozen grove]

Funk me to heaven and back

That's 5

It's bloody 5

[light sparrow]

Guys..... whats going on

[wraith silo]

Nvm