bayern-munich

[rough radish]

Oh wait u lost 3-1 LOL

how do u lose to a team that lost to everton

Assna aint winning nothing, theres a better chance of leicester winning the prem again and they are arent even in the pl

[cobalt depot]

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-whynot-gif-22297086

[strong saddle]

GET OUTTA HERE

[quiet ermine]

mate that was our b team you idiot. 😭 man doesn’t know

Bro doesn’t know we had our team off until the what 80th minute

nice win against city

And nice trophy in the past 14 years.

Sorry bro this idiot doesn’t wanna move

Also you bastards lost to Fulham @rough radish

[quiet ermine]

I’ll be here when you lose to chelshit

[rough radish]

B team?? Why did rice play then

Where’s Havertz

[neon atlas]

west ham are actually good

That's the truth

[quiet ermine]

and how log. Did he play for??? + your lose to Fulham

[digital flax]

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1720587828164268412?s=20

😎

[quiet ermine]

Tbf Bellingham 2nd

[upper bane]

DONT MESS WITH SHANDONG TAISHAN 🔥🔥

[modern ruin]

Tuchel's difficulties at Bayern Munich

Difficulties for Thomas Tuchel, Bayern Munich's coach, who is losing the support of some players, including Joshua Kimmich. The German champions recently suffered a sensational exit from the domestic cup, which caused tensions within the team. The players are unhappy with their relationship with Tuchel, and some find out about their appearance in the squad from the assistant coach. The relationship with Joshua Kimmich is particularly difficult due to the team's recent poor results.

[modest burrow]

Idk if you guys know but Irunkunda a 17yo from Australia is rumoured to join. Watch some of his highlights.

He has some problems with obeying the refs but I thought you guys should know since he is Australia's brightest talent

[fiery crane]

Bayern have also been the most interested in him

[modest burrow]

Yeah I would snap him up he is a very good talent

I don't like him currently as he faced my club and got one of the players sent off then got sent off

[fiery crane]

https://vxtwitter.com/fiago7/status/1720780069117849965?t=Fm2eYJ9cd6vaN3ye5DlaWw&s=19

Bayern winning then

[tribal light]

Fiago Jinx is real

[upper bane]

we should get flick or alonso

alonso will prob bring wirtz with him

[upper bane]

my loan with shandong taishan has ended

[thorny hare]

flick? are you serious

[upper bane]

idgaf about his international coach career, but when he was with bayern he cooked

[thorny hare]

when tuchel was with chelsea he also cooked, ur point?

[upper bane]

tuchel never did and never will have the same chemistry as flick did with our players

what happened to him man https://fxtwitter.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1720779337123639786?s=46&t=rrB86Gs2l1-qDgYg9mn-1Q

[pale topaz]

He looks abit like kobel i dont know why

[pale topaz]

injury ow owie

[upper bane]

bro jus didnt work under klopp

[tribal light]

Me when I'm delusional

[wraith silo]

Guys don't worry we'll be getting xabi as our manager next season 💯

[tribal light]

Yeah I know

I saw that you quoted it

[craggy siren]

that midfield

[tribal light]

Müller still not starting

Someone get rid of Tuchel

This is beginning to be annoying as fck

[fleet swift]

I hope we loose this

So tuchel gets sacked

because HOW THE HELL IS MÜLLER STILL NOT STARTING

That would be great

We are missing half of our players and he still refuses to start Müller

[long fox]

Disgusting

Why does Muller keep gettin benched

Surprised we fielded an actual backline tho lol

[fleet swift]

AUF GEHTS BAYERN

[wraith silo]

winning day

[tribal light]

Bayern know they have to give 1000%

So we should cook

Definitely

Wanna see a win by at least 2 Goals difference

[fleet swift]

I say a smooth 3-1 win for us

[long fox]

I blame this on you if we don't win

[humble trench]

Can someone get live to watch the game?

[tribal light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071015135092670515/1146201150887047208/v12044gd0000cjm0f23c77udhmmb2obg.mov?ex=6553ec81&is=65417781&hm=f212dd8e281e53fa52e03a01f55f4eeb6c04163bd453cf9e0c6847702a987215&

[jovial ridge]

Der klassiker 😳😳

[fair garden]

Bruh isnt musiala injured how is he startin over muller

[tribal light]

GOALLLL

[upper bane]

UPAAAA

[tribal light]

UPAMECANO

[fleet swift]

TORRRRRRR

[jovial ridge]

Upamaguire😳😳

[fair garden]

Good assist sane

[fleet swift]

what is kimmich doing during his suspension

[tribal light]

No clue man

[long fox]

Lol already

UpamecaNOOOOOOO

[crisp turtle]

LETS GO BAYERN

[upper bane]

bro schlotterbeck cant defend for his life

[jovial ridge]

Upamaguire Upailetmancitygetaneasygoal

[humble trench]

HAHAHAHA

[fleet swift]

TOR

TORRRRRRRR

KANEEEEEE

[fair lava]

defense beaten by a brisk jog

[fair garden]

KANE GOLL 🫨

[jovial ridge]

2-0 😭😭😭

Dortmund never changes

[long fox]

Wooowww

[jovial ridge]

How embarrassing

[tribal light]

WERE COOKING

[crisp turtle]

2-0

[tribal light]

I TOLD YOU

[long fox]

Broo

[tired prism]

Dortmund will get destroyed tonight

5-0

[crisp turtle]

8 MINUTES IN

[long fox]

2-0 already

[jovial ridge]

Der klassiker is such a joke

[gilded burrow]

2-0 already

damn

[crisp turtle]

*Dortmund

[jovial ridge]

Der klassiker is the game

[crisp turtle]

Im aware i just wanna make fun of Dortmund

[tribal light]

@long fox

[upper bane]

31-0

[tribal light]

HAHAHHAAHAH

[tired prism]

Dortmund can never beat us

[long fox]

What? Is it 3-0?

[crisp turtle]

2

[tribal light]

Nooo

[tired prism]

No

[fleet swift]

BVB fans are silent

[crisp turtle]

womp womp

[tired prism]

I still remember what happened here last season lol

[tribal light]

WE'RE THEM

[gilded burrow]

dortmund aren’t good enough

[tribal light]

WE'RE THEMMMMM

[tired prism]

It's time for revenge

[long fox]

Oh but we were finished when we lost to Saarbrucken lmao

[tribal light]

We didnt take them seriously

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/kahn-oliver-kahn-bvb-derklassiker-mad-gif-26889529

[tribal light]

Thats mainly why we lost

[long fox]

I can't with our fans lmao

[tribal light]

Mentality was Garbage

[strong saddle]

Oh yeah that

That was funny

[tired prism]

Lmao

[crisp turtle]

Why does espn think only 10 minutes have passed

[tired prism]

Just like how we didn't take Villarreal seriously

[tribal light]

Excatly

[long fox]

Just like we didn't take City seriously

[tired prism]

Nope

[tired prism]

Still can't believe we couldn't get past bloody Villarreal

[long fox]

Only gave em 1% of our power eh?

[tribal light]

City had different reasons lmao

[strong saddle]

Man City was likely gonna beat us anyway

[tribal light]

Honestly

City wasnt unbeatable lmao

But our dumbass board had to sack Nagelsmann 1 week before the game

[long fox]

No ST + Upamaguire tax

[tribal light]

• Hernandez injured + Neuer injured

[long fox]

Ngl it woulda been 6 or 7-0 if it wasn't for Sommer

[jovial ridge]

You might’ve won if you didn’t sack nagelsmann

[pale topaz]

no

[fair lava]

pep was more stressed about bayern than madrid, it was a possibilty to win

[pale topaz]

I don’t believe in that

[wraith silo]

We are the best team in the world

this is not a jinx

all we need to do is score few more so dortmund don't make a comeback in the next half

[tribal light]

All we need is to hold out until December Mate

😭

[wraith silo]

what

[tribal light]

Winter Transfer window

We need to cook this Window

This is our last chance

[wraith silo]

oh rihjt

right

[pale topaz]

watch us sign 2 players and done

[tribal light]

We need atleast 3

A DM, a CB and a RB

[rough radish]

What the heck are u even saying lol

Never knew declan rice was a log

[tribal light]

HAHAHHAHAHAAH

[pale topaz]

he might be a little annoyed

[rough radish]

Lol nagelsmann

[fleet swift]

tuchel getting a yellow card again

[tribal light]

Bro

Someone calm Tuchel down wtf

bro trynna get kicked out again

[fleet swift]

this is like his 4th yellow card this season

[tribal light]

Tuchel Halftime Cabin Magic

I'll be there

[tired prism]

Julian Nagelsmann is here lmao

He can't get over what happened here last season

[tribal light]

Half Time

[young plover]

Why is Dortmund so bad lmao

Bayern making this look like their home game

[azure idol]

that could have gone bad lol

[azure idol]

😎

[wraith silo]

Why is cuss words banned in this server 💀

[craggy siren]

goretzka is good

am i dreaming

[tender cedar]

Sane is cooking up

[craggy siren]

now we know our problem

[azure idol]

it's?

[craggy siren]

guess

[tender cedar]

You know what I have to say

[craggy siren]

because if i speak, im in big trouble

[tender cedar]

I have to let tuchel cook

2-0 against Dortmund

And we are playing great football too

Goretzka playing good today

My prediction is going to be 3-1

[young plover]

Do you think Kimmich not playing makes Bayern a better team in a way?

i mean he wasnt that good in recent days

[tender cedar]

He just needs to find his form

[wraith silo]

Just score the third

Pls

[tired prism]

Neuer the goat

[upper bane]

MANU

[tribal light]

Neuer Goat

Still 2:0

Man

Come on 😭

[fleet swift]

classic tuchelball

get 2 early goals and ghost the rest of the game

[tribal light]

I don't get this

Either we play good first half then completely ghost 2nd half

Or we play bad first half and smoke on 2nd Half

But not both together

It's so annoying

[fleet swift]

ikr

i wanna see some action

[fiery crane]

TBF

[fleet swift]

of course it’s offside

[fiery crane]

We should have been winning 4-0 or 5-0

If not for Kobel

[upper bane]

BAMBIII

oh man

[tribal light]

GOALLLLL

GOOOOAAL

HARRY

[pale topaz]

Hsrry

[tribal light]

KANE

[pale topaz]

HARRY

KANE

[tired prism]

Dortmund are so ass

[tribal light]

WE'RE THEM

[fair lava]

[tribal light]

WE'RE THEEEEEEM

[tired prism]

Nagelsmann isn't happy lmao

[tribal light]

Nagelsmann crying rn

[tired prism]

Screw that bastard

He's still salty

Can't get over his dismissal

We should keep a clean sheet now

[tribal light]

Marco Reus in Big Games

[long fox]

3-0?

Ezzz

[dense osprey]

Happy day today

[fair lava]

kanes gonna beat last seasons top scorers by like next week

[tribal light]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH

[quiet ermine]

Look who’s talking about bottles

[tribal light]

THEY'RE LEAVING

[long fox]

I wonder what Fiago's thinking rn

[tribal light]

"I should not support any Club that I want to win anymore "

[young plover]

are they going home???

bad fans

[long fox]

''I travelled all the way, supporting Dortmund.. just to see them get their asses whooped again''

[tired prism]

He jinxed Dortmund

The disrespect to Muller

Bringing him on in the 90th minute

[dense osprey]

Hopefully he scores haha

[fair lava]

kane hatrick incoming, muller assist

[tired prism]

I'd rather see Muller score

[dense osprey]

Either way works for me

Radio Muller with the pass

[fair lava]

[tired prism]

4-0

Hat-trick

[dense osprey]

There we go!

[fair lava]

almost got it

[tribal light]

HATTRICK KANE

WE'RE THEM

[tired prism]

Dortmund are finished

[pale topaz]

Hattrick

[tired prism]

We own signal iduna park

[fiery crane]

FT

[lethal oracle]

YABBA DABBA DOOO

[tribal light]

Full Time

4:0 Bayern

[ocean hornet]

HARRYYY KANEEE

[surreal snow]

GOAL UPAMECANO ‼️

imagine he wouldve torn his mcl because of that knee slide

[tribal light]

We're them

We're absolutely them

[twilit sky]

15 goals in 10 games in the bundesliga, will Harry Kane break Robert Lewandowski’s record of 41 goals in a single bundesliga season?

[surreal snow]

no

[twilit sky]

ooh, why do you think so?

[surreal snow]

theres no way hes gonna keep going at this rate

[twilit sky]

Oh fairs

[surreal snow]

3 hattricks in 10 games is impossible to keep up

[twilit sky]

Lewy was insane ngl…

41 goals in 29 games…

Alien numbers

[surreal snow]

at the rate Kane is currently going he'd score 51 goals

[fiery crane]

Bro

People really need to start watching Bundesliga more

Many of the ones online have no idea Bayern are not in 1st

[tribal light]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[long fox]

insert Liverpool 7-0

Or just in general since Klopp joined Liverpool lol

[fiery crane]

https://vxtwitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1720892589337936063?t=G8gOKnIaXrXx1s7oGEAhnQ&s=19

[rough radish]

Nice win today

[fair garden]

Kane hatter

[digital flax]

https://fixupx.com/imiasanmia/status/1720895241492861078?s=46

https://fixupx.com/imiasanmia/status/1720899118204133829?s=46

LMAO

[rough radish]

You bottled the league when u were top for the whole season lol @quiet ermine

You also bottled top 4 before that

[tribal light]

Guys

This is a Bayern Channel

😭

[rough radish]

Alr alr srry

Kane cooks tho

[peak flame]

this commentary lmao

last 14 bundesligas between them

[strong saddle]

When the

When did they do that?

[peak flame]

not you again

[strong saddle]

Or am I mishearing

[peak flame]

the commentator said “these clubs have won the last 14 bundesligas between them”

sky sports

[tribal light]

?

[strong saddle]

These clubs

[peak flame]

oh my bad

wrong guy

sorry zak

[tribal light]

Lmao all good

Thought you were gonna start a fight

[peak flame]

lmao

[tribal light]

hahahahahaha

[strong saddle]

I did mishear, I thought he said Dortmund

Warra commentary though

[tribal light]

Today was a very good day

Definitely what we Bayern Fans deserve after the embarrassment against Saarbrücken

We just need to hold out until December Transfer Window

[strong saddle]

Well it made me have some hope for winning something

[tribal light]

The coming Transfer Window can make us Dominate whole Europe

If we get a DM a CB and a RB

[strong saddle]

I don't even know which cb to go for

[tribal light]

Just a Decent one as a replacement

In case of Injuries

[strong saddle]

I can't think of anybody rn

[tribal light]

Dk either

I cant be the only one thinking that we're playing like Gods without Kimmich

[strong saddle]

I hate how that's true, because I like kimmich

[fair lava]

If real take davies in the winter we're gonna need a LB too. Just a whole ass new back line

[surreal snow]

Geertruida or Chalobah its gonna be

Defensive Midfield hopefully Wieffer Florentino Luis or Redondo

[fair garden]

I rate geertruida more then chalobah

[strong saddle]

Okay

They sound promising

[modern ruin]

🇩🇪 Harry Kane's hat-trick in Der Klassiker!

The course of the match:
0:[1] - 4' G Dayot Upamecano (A Leroy Sane) (Bayern Munich)
0:[2] - 9' G Harry Kane (A Leroy Sane) (Bayern Munich)
0:[3] - 72' G Harry Kane (A Kinsgley Coman) (Bayern Munich)
0:[4] - 90+3' G Harry Kane (A Aleksandar Pavlovic) (Bayern Munich)

Borussia Dortmund defeated TSG Hoffenheim in the German Cup in midweek, while Bayern Munich lost to third-league Saarbrucken. In the 4th minute, Dayot Upamecano headed the ball after a different kick and after bouncing off the pitch, the ball fell into the goal, giving Bayern Munich the lead. In the 9', Harry Kane finished the quick action with a shot from the goal area to the goal, increasing Bayern Munich's lead. In the 45+2' Donyell Malen shot over the crossbar and Borussia Dortmund could have scored a goal. Expected goals in the 1st half: 0.31-1.79; ball possession: 40%-60%; shots on goal: 0-2.

In the 46', Jamal Musiala fired a shot, after which Gregor Kobel made a save, but Musiala was caught offside anyway. In 57', Marco Reus' shot was saved by Manuel Neuer. In the 70', Jamal Musiala scored a goal disallowed by VAR. 2 minutes later Harry Kane scored a double with a loose pass into the box. In the 87', Youssoufa Moukoko had an opportunity to score a goal to make it 3-1, but he shot it high over the crossbar. In 90+3', Harry Kane received a pass in a one-on-one situation with the goalkeeper and scored a hat-trick, putting the final nail in Borussia Dortmund's coffin. Expected goals: 1.08-3.73; ball possession: 50%-50%; shots on goal: 1-8; man of the match: Harry Kane (Bayern Munich, 3 goals, rating - 9.1/10). Bayern Munich won 4-0 against Borussia Dorrmund in the 10th round of the Bundesliga.

Bayern Munich is in 2nd place in the Bundesliga - 26 points. Borussia Dortmund is in 4th place - 21 points.

Signal Iduna Park (Dortmund)
referee: Aytekin D.

[surreal snow]

squad depth is key now

and two versatile cb/rb would save us in the defence

i can imagine chalobah on a 6 month loan and geertruida for like 30m

and wieffer or redondo wont cost more than 20

for flo luis i expect 50-60m

[fair garden]

True

[surreal snow]

now lets be real 50-110m for 3 players who will instantly get our game to a next level is cheap

and its something i would expect from bayern

[fair garden]

we need a couple of average squad role players

[surreal snow]

yeab

yeah

and i feel like palhinha is just an amrabat in a different body

he doesnt seem like he would help kimmich in the build up and would just be a bulldozer like goretzka

and if we really buy palhinha there has to be someone like thiago a creative minded 6/8

[fair garden]

Their gonna make us overpay for palinha thts why i hated tht we didnt get the deal done

[surreal snow]

its better like that

we didnt potentially buy a wrong player type

and freund can cook us something now

[quiet ermine]

And you have 0 trophies in 14 years

[rough radish]

Just 4 less than u in that time tho

Not that bad

You spend more money too lol

Only 4 trophies?

[vital wadi]

HARRY KNE

[azure idol]

And a goalie imo

[tribal light]

?

We have Neuer, Ulreich and Peretz

Wtf do we need another GK for

This ain't Fifa Ultimate Team bruv

[tribal light]

''if we consider necessary to strengthen some positions''

Dressen living in his own world

Not seeing the problems we're struggling with

How can you make such a weak ass statement

Should've answered with:
''we definitely need to get active this winter and strengthen our Squad to be even more dominant''

[azure idol]

i mean neuer is old

[round mango]

Nah he is still as sturdy as the great wall of china

Plus we already got some of the best gk

[pallid crater]

Sommer out?

[azure idol]

sold to inter

[pallid crater]

bro what did I miss 😭

oh yea right

[azure idol]

yea...

[pallid crater]

I'm sure we can rely on Neuer tho

[azure idol]

for this season

ulriech is good but we need some one who's world class

[pallid crater]

yeah ulreich is not gonna cut it

who do you want?

[azure idol]

de gea ig

he's still a free agent i think

[tribal light]

How do you notice that 4 months after we sold him

[pallid crater]

haven't been following much tbh

[pallid crater]

I believe Man U signed him again

[azure idol]

they didn't?

[pallid crater]

they said they were gonna idk what's going on

[surreal snow]

https://vxtwitter.com/MunichComps/status/1721123123637211434?t=rEQOXmldearsD6m4Ib4o2Q&s=19

its crazy how good he played for a 19 year old as dm

[pallid crater]

Still abit sloppy but def great potential

[surreal snow]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1721185464944603198?t=80kFN6VB-ek2lXXye4er7g&s=19

[fiery crane]

The Heidenheim and Stuttgart game has been quite even

[modest frost]

Kane averaging 1.9 GA per 90s this season

Madness

[pallid crater]

Goes to show how underrated Lewa is

[fiery crane]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1721232167810810263?t=ejbGVDvesMyGqfbMzPEKjA&s=19

Well, Leverkusen

I guess it's between us and you for the title

[surreal snow]

didnt expect him to be this good

i thought buchmann was our next big homegrown talent but the dude cant stay healthy

[fiery crane]

Our rematch against Galatasaray is in 2 days

[surreal snow]

great timing

[fiery crane]

I think we should be fine here imo

We're playing at home

[surreal snow]

we're at home

and if they play as offensive as last game we should be able to win 4-0

[fiery crane]

Ngl, I think United will either lose or draw to Copenhagen

[surreal snow]

100%

we beat them by pure luck

if we win this game we are 100% through no doubt

[fiery crane]

Yeah, tbh, none of these next games scare me

[surreal snow]

we'd be through mathematically aswell

[fiery crane]

Yeah

Copenhagen at home as well, we should win that comfortably

[surreal snow]

I hope we dont stop playing football when we play united

[fiery crane]

United away is, well, I think we'll perform better there than we did at the Allianz tbh

[surreal snow]

because its the last match of the group stage

[fiery crane]

I think it's important we win that one by 2 goals

[quiet ermine]

Sup I got a new cat

[fiery crane]

We need some momentum

[quiet ermine]

Anyways how are you’s

[fiery crane]

Bayern fan?

[surreal snow]

definetly

[fiery crane]

Doing good

Imo, as long as Galatasaray doesn't fumble against Copenhagen

They should get 2nd

[quiet ermine]

Ajax relegation incoming

[surreal snow]

I just want some consistent football

[surreal snow]

will gala play at home

if they play away its joever

I dont see Man united winning any of their next group stage matches

Copenhagen away, Gala away, Bayern home

worst possible scenario

one fluke win against copenhagen at home, wont happen away

lost deservedly at Home against gala, will be done again away

[fiery crane]

Yeah

One thing United can't stand is pressure

And Gala always put a lot of pressure

And Copenhagen having a very solid defense

Thats like worst case scenario for United rn

There's a chance they might not even get Europa League

[long fox]

Their luckiness and jamminess might save em again vs Copenhagen at least

[surreal snow]

galas coach is trash though

full pressuring us for 90 mins expecting it to work

their players were dead after 50

[fiery crane]

Best tactic for them was to press only when on counter attacks

That maybe could have given them a different result

[surreal snow]

if our midfield and attack didnt stink this entire game up we wouldve been leading 4-0 by halftime

so many chances for a counter attack

[fiery crane]

I think the Whistling and Booing from the fans played a role

They were very loud

[surreal snow]

the fans are bare overrated

[upper bane]

its over for us if he supports us

[surreal snow]

rayo volcano only exist for 0-0 fluke games against barca or real

apparently we're interested in Quentin Merlin

Left Back

never heard of him but he owns davies

[pallid crater]

"the best player in the world: jude bellingham"
"the best winger in the world: vinicius jr."

😭 😭 😭

[upper bane]

next week he will be saying laimass is the best cdm in the world

[fiery crane]

Only two players that should be getting best winger shouts this year are Sane and Salah

[fiery crane]

And Son too

Ngl, I think Kimmich has had a mid season so far

[upper bane]

his hair is the weakness

bro shaved bald and it went downhill

[strong saddle]

they play copenhagen away

im a little disappointed man united survived last match, then again i dont know what it would take for them to be knocked out in the groups

and yes we play gala at home, i just checked. and its on a wednesday which is perfect for me because i dont have to leave till 5:20

[surreal snow]

the better question would be what it will take for them to survive this group

this entire club is just running on hopes and dreams

[strong saddle]

yeah

[tribal light]

I don't get it

[ivory raven]

Me neither

Don’t worry

[craggy siren]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1721506173898133627

[fiery crane]

https://vxtwitter.com/esetfcb/status/1721258142955159655?t=cmzX6tvsHmapPmL91qozXQ&s=19

[surreal snow]

hes trash anyway

[fair garden]

Sad for gala but excellent for us i hope he comes back for the man utd game

[tribal light]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

[strong saddle]

LOL

[fair garden]

Humbled by shaktar is kinda wild

[sullen tendon]

Bayern fans initial reaction to Harry Kane’s transfer was hilarious

[tired prism]

1:30 for me

Yeah

U too?

💀

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[tired prism]

Bayern will win the ucl this season

[strong saddle]

We better

I'm fine with not winning the league, but I really want us to win the ucl

[long fox]

If we get a proper CDM in January, maybe lol

[tired prism]

Nah we should be winning the league too

[tired prism]

That's a must

[strong saddle]

It won't be easy

[long fox]

Otherwise it'll be another City situation in the QFs or SFs

[tired prism]

I just hope we don't play city until the final

[strong saddle]

Not much weaker

[tired prism]

Ik but we should still be winning it

No excuses

[strong saddle]

They can still beat us in our current state

[tired prism]

At Etihad

Not at Allianz Arena

[strong saddle]

I will say, the loss of gundogan hurt them

[tired prism]

Yeah kovacic is a huge downgrade

[thorny hare]

i mean they have doku and foden

but if rodri is injured

its gonna be a lot easier

[fair garden]

Very excellent

[shrewd lodge]

Na you guys think you can beat city

I don’t see how city cant win the ucl 2 times in a row

[fiery crane]

If Rodri gets injured or suspended, then I have confidence we could beat City in the latter stages

But if he is around by then, idk

[tribal light]

Cant believe Bayern Fans seriously wanted Kolo Muani

😭

[surreal snow]

2 hours before the match

Its either going to be a Saarbrücken or Dortmund performance by us

[tired prism]

He's overrated af

[long fox]

Been a fraud for me ever since he missed that last minute chance vs Argentina

[surreal snow]

perfect

[tribal light]

No muller

No perfect

[surreal snow]

hes never ever benching musiala

[strong saddle]

Well Kane is starting

Unlike last time

[surreal snow]

??

[strong saddle]

cough dfb pokal

[surreal snow]

if we play like against Dortmund this is a comfortable 6-0

Muslera on steroids 😭😭

[strong saddle]

Lol

[surreal snow]

Angelino is a weakness

[long fox]

Kimmich starting... we ain't cookin boys lol

[surreal snow]

so is the entire rest of the team except of zaha and ziyech

[tribal light]

Either Bayern is gonna embarass themselves or humiliate Gala

One of both

[surreal snow]

I genuinely hope the players meant what they said after the Saarbrücken game

[long fox]

I can't stand how Muller's bein treated tho

[surreal snow]

theres no way for Müller to start

we have the best attack in europe

Müller would slow down our transitions

Union score

[surreal snow]

What are your guys theories on this

my theory is that kimmich takes so much responsibility on his back in our build up to the point where hes slowing down our attacks

[old panther]

I agree, he slows our game down. But main point is all enemies are focused on Kimmich because he is the "most" important player in the build up. If we dont play Kimmich the enemies are confused.

[surreal snow]

this is why we desperately need another dm for our build up

it would make kimmich so much better

if we win this match we are officially through

[subtle leaf]

damn neuer is back!! long time

was he playing at der klassiker?

[fiery crane]

Yes

[surreal snow]

we've had many chances now

0 goals is dissapointing

[fiery crane]

Musiala injury

Ffs

[upper bane]

musiala out

[fleet swift]

YES MÜLLER IS COMING ON

[upper bane]

muller in

i would be happy but

[fleet swift]

THE GOAT

[long fox]

Injury FC

[upper bane]

musiala injured for however ling

long

[long fox]

Musiala casually pullin a hammy

[tribal light]

Why do we play like Gods without Kimmich

But garbage with him

[upper bane]

hopefully its not major

[wild thunder]

kimmich is proper shite i guess

[upper bane]

im so happy we arent startin ulreich anymore

[strong saddle]

I can't get nervous anymore with 1v1s like that

[upper bane]

fr

[long fox]

Can we play Dortmund every game

[upper bane]

still love ulle tho

saved us in his last days before neuer came back

rashford jus got a red

lmao

[surreal snow]

we need some tuchel cabin magic

as always

[upper bane]

COPENHAGEN SCORE

HT

[tribal light]

HT 0-0

Bro what is this Haram Ball

I can't anymore

[long fox]

Tuchel pullin out the belt again

[upper bane]

Oh man o man

[long fox]

Would be the most Bayern thing tho. Go out in the 2nd half and casually win 3-0

[surreal snow]

you know what

[long fox]

We ain't cookin with Kimmich tho

[surreal snow]

I learned from my past

im not gonna critizice them before the game ends

[upper bane]

watch this be darmstadt II

[surreal snow]

it is tuchel cabin magic

[upper bane]

tuchel probably rupturing his vocal cords rn

[surreal snow]

many people probably dont want to hear this but this is a typical loss under Nagelsmann

my vocal cords been gone for 3 days now

[fiery crane]

You know what's crazy?

We haven't been playing Haramball

[strong saddle]

We've played good today

So far at least

[fiery crane]

This is probably the best first half we have played Very well in

In the UCL

[long fox]

fcb accepter stop makin braindead takes challenge (impossible)

[upper bane]

the players lowkey looked confused playing under nagels tactics

[fiery crane]

We just need to score our chances

Muslera's been carrying Gala

Yes

[long fox]

Copenhagen pen

[fiery crane]

But he drugged himself

To stay fit for this match

[long fox]

Hold on to yo seats

[surreal snow]

you just hate me this isnt fair

[fair garden]

Wheres the bayern v gala chat

[fiery crane]

Boring ass game ngl

Bayern Dominance

But no goals

[long fox]

2-2

Lmfao

[fiery crane]

Hahahaha

[upper bane]

#1152499286412636161

[violet charm]

Man U needs to win.

[long fox]

Yanited really bottled the 2-0 lead

[upper bane]

COPENHAGEN SCORE

[long fox]

SUIIII

[fair garden]

Ty

[long fox]

From 2-0 up to 2-2.. down to 10 men lmfao

If Copenhagen win this....

[surreal snow]

this is good for us

seems Like we're through no matter how sh1t we play the next half

[long fox]

Just dump Yanited in the UEL already

[surreal snow]

if Kopenhagen win...

[long fox]

Wtf happened to Varane

[surreal snow]

Manchester United

[long fox]

Why's he a benchwarmer now lol

[strong saddle]

SUI

https://tenor.com/view/siu-ronaldo-siu-ronaldo-ronaldo-goal-cristiano-gif-23176452

[long fox]

I say lose this on purpose so we completely screw Yanited over

[surreal snow]

if man u lose today

1st place is GONE

[strong saddle]

Hold on

[surreal snow]

and if gala wins and man u lose

its over

[long fox]

They ain't never gettin first place lol

[surreal snow]

we were them once

March-May 😔

[strong saddle]

Oh the horrors

[surreal snow]

Worst Bayern ive seen in a while

[long fox]

April-May*

[surreal snow]

i still remember how we won every game in october

[long fox]

We were good in March

Didn't we cook PSG in March?

[surreal snow]

the nagelsmann sacking hurt me on a Personal level

next half

[upper bane]

pavard was amazing in that time

feb - may

[long fox]

in April and May we only had defenders score our goals lol

[upper bane]

pavard was scoring braces too man

if he kept his form we wouldnt have pawned him off to inter

[long fox]

Can we score in this game tho btw?

[upper bane]

fr

[strong saddle]

All we need is a win and we're through

[upper bane]

we cant lose

we will break our streak

[fiery crane]

Kane hit the post

So close

[long fox]

Give us Dortmund or we retire

[sterile bison]

Goal

Galatasaaray

0-1

[fiery crane]

No way

[long fox]

Oh boy

[sterile bison]

Offside?

[fiery crane]

Offside

[long fox]

Offside

phew

[fiery crane]

Bro, we've been horrible this 2nd half

[long fox]

Coman's a bum

[strong saddle]

Icardis out

[long fox]

Why are there no subs lol

[tribal light]

Haram Ball

[long fox]

We finna lose this 1-0 so badly

[strong saddle]

Their players have been dropping

So many times

[fiery crane]

I don't think we'll conceed now that Icardi is gone

[strong saddle]

It's irritating

[fair garden]

Watch sanchez score an own goal

[long fox]

Tel on

[strong saddle]

HORRAH

[long fox]

Coman still on, what is this

[fair garden]

Tel on for who?

[fiery crane]

Sane

[long fox]

This Tuchel guy on some extra drugs

subbed off Sane but not Coman

[fair garden]

Makes more sense to take off min jae not upamecamo thts just me tho

[long fox]

Can we just nick a goal and end this game

[strong saddle]

By any means necessary

[fair garden]

yo atp put neuer in the wings

[long fox]

This some terrorism

[fiery crane]

Bro

We can't even get a single shot in

This is embarrassing

[long fox]

Goal

Kane

[fiery crane]

FINALLY

FFS

[long fox]

Lmfao

[fiery crane]

Come on!

[long fox]

Yaayyy ig?

Offside

[fiery crane]

Offside ffs

[tribal light]

Offside

[long fox]

How's that offside

[tribal light]

xGOALLLLLL

[long fox]

Given

[tribal light]

GOALLLLLLL

[fiery crane]

Yesss

[tribal light]

ITS GIVEN

[long fox]

United got a pen tho

[tribal light]

😭

Finished Club

[long fox]

And ofc United scored the pen

Wait, another VAR check?

[young plover]

wow i hate VAR so much

[strong saddle]

United are second

[young plover]

goal counts

[fiery crane]

VAR trying to give Gala a chance

Gala's paycheck arrived too late

[long fox]

Goal given?

[young plover]

yes

[fiery crane]

Yes

[young plover]

yeah wtf

[long fox]

Need Copenhagen to score another

Yanited are the most lucky, jammy pricks ever

[young plover]

goal

bayern

2:0

Kane

[strong saddle]

GG

[long fox]

Kane again lmao

This was never a 2-0 game lmfao

[tribal light]

KANE

ANOTHER ONE

LMFAOO

GIVE US A HATTRICK

[long fox]

Now Copenhagen, do your job please

[dense osprey]

Too easy lmao

[strong saddle]

Too easy?

[clever summit]

Yeah Copenhagen please lose thanks 👍

[dense osprey]

Bruvs was jogging

MIA SAN MIA

[young plover]

Except from the game against ManU, Bayern was **** in every game lmao

[fiery crane]

Galatasaray played So well defensively

I'm surprised

They are usually not a team that's good defensively

They usually go more on the attack

[dense osprey]

The yellow card + disallowed goal shook them

Mental breakdown

[long fox]

This is a classic Tuchel game lol

[young plover]

never understood why Nagelsmann was fired

[fiery crane]

I've seen the script

Bayern play horribly in the UCL Final for 70 Minutes against Man City, then in the 80th Minute

Harry Kane screamer wins Bayern the UCL

[strong saddle]

We need kopa to tie

[young plover]

😂

[long fox]

Gala should cook United at home

[strong saddle]

Maybe so

[dense osprey]

I doubt we could hold of Haaland for that long

[strong saddle]

OOT

[long fox]

Gala got no cutting edge tho

[strong saddle]

Muller almost made it 3

[fiery crane]

Inter did

[long fox]

Kane carryjob this game

[fiery crane]

How do we play like Bayern 2020 for 15-20 Minutes?

But Ghost the rest of the game

[young plover]

Gooooooooal Gala

2:1

[dense osprey]

Crazy skill by Muller to even get that shot off

[fiery crane]

Ffs

[long fox]

Oh fck off

[fiery crane]

There goes the cleansheet

[strong saddle]

well that was unnecessary

[long fox]

Fck off man

[young plover]

never in CL this season

[tribal light]

Ffs man

Dont bottle now

Dont do the United

[young plover]

3 Mins left

[long fox]

Just end this game please

[tribal light]

Just end the game

[young plover]

Why does Goretzka play CB?

[long fox]

Neuer should've saved that

[dense osprey]

Min shouldn't have let the attacker get past him

[strong saddle]

Halfway through added time

[tribal light]

Because our whole defense is injured

[dense osprey]

vs. any competent finisher? Impossible

[long fox]

We better see this out

[fiery crane]

If we bottle this......

[young plover]

almost 2:2

[tribal light]

😭

[strong saddle]

SHUSH

[fiery crane]

Bruhhhh

We're choking

[strong saddle]

DO.NOT.CHOKE

[long fox]

COPEEEEENNNN

3-3

[strong saddle]

YESHH

[tribal light]

YESSS

[fiery crane]

Yesssss

[tribal light]

LETS GOOOO

[fiery crane]

Copenhagen

[strong saddle]

THEY DID IT

[fiery crane]

My beloved

[long fox]

COPENHAGEN

LET'S GOOOO

[tribal light]

SACK 7 HAG

I WANNA SEE IT HAPPEN

😭

[long fox]

Please

End it all now

[cobalt sky]

Is it offside?

[tribal light]

Hm?

[long fox]

FT when?

[young plover]

ITS OVER

[strong saddle]

GO CLOCK GO

[young plover]

2:1

YESSSSSSS

[long fox]

RO16, HERE WE COME

[tribal light]

FT

2-1

[fiery crane]

Yessss

FT

Less gooi

[long fox]

Easy 2-1

Super easy

[strong saddle]

THATS IT

[long fox]

Deffo didn't struggle

Deffo didn't nearly bottle it at the end

Lucky FC

[tribal light]

Bayern literally always forgets how to defend the last few minutes

Always

Fcking always

[strong saddle]

Now we watch kopa

[thorny hare]

wait when did kopenhagen equalize again

holy

[strong saddle]

4-3?

[long fox]

Istg... if we bottled that at the end

[fiery crane]

Ngl

Gala play like 2020 Bayern

[young plover]

Bayern has more points than Gala, ManU and Copenhagen together right now 😂

[fiery crane]

Im kinda jealous

[strong saddle]

I was on my feet during those last minutes

[long fox]

Who do we have next again?

United?

[fiery crane]

Copenhagen

At home

[long fox]

Another boring 2-1?

[fiery crane]

Seems like it

[strong saddle]

Yanited scored

WAIT NVM

OH MY GOODNESS

[young plover]

4:3?????

[long fox]

Off?

[fiery crane]

???

[tribal light]

I think its off

[long fox]

Copenhagen you bums

[tribal light]

No way

Its on

[strong saddle]

Don't type there

Just watch it

[fiery crane]

Bruh, Copenhagen are such bottlejobs

[long fox]

Ofc it's on

Fckin useless

Danish pricks

[tribal light]

Doesnt matter, united has to beat Gala

away

Couldnt even win at home

[strong saddle]

They are in last

Again

[long fox]

How are United so fckin lucky?

ohhhhhhh

COPENHAGEN LEADS 4-3

[tribal light]

LMFAOOOO

[young plover]

or Bayern

[tribal light]

LMFAOOO

I DIDNT NOTICE

[fiery crane]

Hahahahahhahha

[long fox]

WHO TF SAID YANITED SCORED

[tribal light]

^

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1152499336702332988/1171932492907958272/Screenshot_20231108_230109_FotMob.jpg?ex=655e7a2f&is=654c052f&hm=9dcfc636ea1695b3409652f601c27e688f5d393f2093eb9e738088865599ff47&

[tribal light]

[long fox]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[young plover]

ahahahaha

[long fox]

Nah whoever did that, Imma find you

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1152499336702332988/1171932660059353098/image.png?ex=655e7a57&is=654c0557&hm=15d555614580204f72ba83add1312ac8b580f4d50e633b135920ebc91e7ea5a7&

[tribal light]

Love how Holjund always scores in the CL, but ghosts in League Games

[young plover]

in a group with copenhagen 😂 😂 😂

[strong saddle]

I love the admins

Lmao

[long fox]

@strong saddle you prick

[strong saddle]

Mb.

[tribal light]

I wanna see Baldy get sacked

So badly

[strong saddle]

Someone said they scored

[long fox]

Don't mb me

Fck you

[strong saddle]

SOMEONE SAID THEY SCORED IM SORRY

[tribal light]

END THE MATCH BRUV

END IT

[long fox]

Should've just checked the Liverpool channel lol

[tribal light]

Maguire Yellow

[strong saddle]

He also almost scored a thunderbolt

[long fox]

Surely Yanited are out if they lose this?

[strong saddle]

Anyways I gtg for now

[young plover]

no they arent

[long fox]

They play Gala away and then us next

Surely that's 1 more loss at least

[young plover]

Can Manu beat Bayern?

[cobalt sky]

Hell no

[young plover]

With HARRY MAGUIRE

[long fox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[tribal light]

FT

KOPENHAGEN WINS

[long fox]

GET IN THERE COPENHAGEN

[cobalt sky]

2*
They ain't winning against gala who are at home

[young plover]

copenhagen now 2nd

[tribal light]

Theoretically

Kopenhagen and Gala would have to lose their next games

And United win their next

So United gets on Top

[pine comet]

mate theres no chance

we are screwed eitherway at istanbul

[tribal light]

Get rid of Baldy and the Glazers

😭

[pale topaz]

United are done

[pine comet]

glazers gonna be gone eitherway, players need to be torn apart

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1722375671077376087?t=M8oKfBrvZzgf48NyU0Ergw&s=33

[pine comet]

at this point, even if we are 5-0 we would still lose

[surreal snow]

Harry kane another motm

Müller wasnt lying

[tribal light]

Harry Kane has been the best Player itw so far

Clear of Haaland and Mbappe

😭

Yeah, they're finished

[surreal snow]

Tuchel seems happy in the Interview

how many wins?

8/8 for me

[long fox]

Frankfurt and Wolfsburg, not so sure lol

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1152499336702332988/1171939436678873178/IMG_0667.jpg?ex=655e80a7&is=654c0ba7&hm=7dae3523e155da4093e4473f319c93ba813c278a5b131d22a9ca8fc52da3f9f9&

[fair garden]

“Everything to play for”

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086990309294084116/1171953379522646116/IMG_2050.png?ex=655e8da3&is=654c18a3&hm=e8db85b1f87d480b32eaf2bcf0c6a69335eddc97c607ac0b4f0bf506248040e1&

[fair garden]

They play gala home or away

[strong saddle]

Away

They are screwed

[surreal snow]

watch gala turn sh1t again

😭😭😭

only exist to tense us up

i genuinely thought a group Exit was very much possible

got me tweaking

[fair garden]

💀

[tribal light]

Best Player itw

Bro is destroying everything

[fiery crane]

Galatasaray fans crying about the refs last night