bayern-munich

[upper bane]

damn

[surreal snow]

sub me on at midfield and ill show more passion than kratzig and laimer combined

[upper bane]

my agent is in talks with shanghai port

i dont want to go to china

pls help

[long fox]

Kiel settings

[surreal snow]

dont go to china

[long fox]

run it back

[surreal snow]

Laimer might join your club

[strong saddle]

Blast

[upper bane]

but oscar

[fiery crane]

Nihao Shanghai for Bayern today

[strong saddle]

BRBF

[upper bane]

fabrizio confirmed it oh no

its a here we go

yabba dabba doooo to shanghai port

[surreal snow]

we're about to score though

[upper bane]

on week loan

[fiery crane]

I DON'T CARE

[strong saddle]

We're actually trying

[upper bane]

COMAN

[shadow condor]

Forza Bayern

[fiery crane]

I'm pissed

[long fox]

Just no pens please

[surreal snow]

dont scream names without talking further

[fiery crane]

This has been a horrible performance

[upper bane]

idgaf this game is pissing me off

[surreal snow]

it scares me

[upper bane]

this game scares ne

[tribal light]

What is this Haram Ball

[upper bane]

oh wait a min lets gooo tuchel forgot one of the papers for my loan to shanghai

deal is off

hooray

[fiery crane]

Sheffield United plays better Football than us

[upper bane]

but still

what is this tuchel ball

[surreal snow]

we're winning every ball back

[strong saddle]

He did not cast the spell

[surreal snow]

this is good

closeee

we're getting closer and closer

DONT BOTTLE IT NOW

[fiery crane]

Bruh

[long fox]

We losin on pens

[upper bane]

baby steps

[fiery crane]

Our standards really have fallen off

[upper bane]

baby steps

[surreal snow]

i dont want anything

id rather want a loss now than pens

[strong saddle]

I hate pens

[upper bane]

tuchel told me that if we bottle this im going on loan to some random club named shandong taishan

[surreal snow]

same

[fleet swift]

the saarbrücken fans are seriously bragging about a win 46 years ago

[upper bane]

apperantly marouane fellaini is in it

[tribal light]

At this point, thank fck Saarbrücken ain't playing in the Bundesliga.

😭

[surreal snow]

they havent been relevant since

Müller sooo close

[strong saddle]

Is that what happened to him?

[upper bane]

Mullerrrrr so close

[upper bane]

yesh

[surreal snow]

⁉️

[strong saddle]

Bruh

[fleet swift]

If müller scores a brace i will loose nnn

[surreal snow]

10 mins

I DONT WANT THIS

[upper bane]

Ten mins left

[strong saddle]

TEN MINUTES?

Well there's et

[upper bane]

we fr gon lose to some random team

[fleet swift]

GET KANE ON ALREADY

[strong saddle]

But still wth

[surreal snow]

Saarbrücken are about to use their last sub

their players are finito

[long fox]

Wait, is there ET?

[upper bane]

we need their gk to get a red

[surreal snow]

yes

[strong saddle]

Yes

[fleet swift]

i say we just keep full brexiting all there players

[long fox]

ET is the last thing we need with Dortmund coming up tho

[upper bane]

no

[surreal snow]

a league loss is better than this

[fleet swift]

i was joking

[upper bane]

we need their gk to get a red

[fleet swift]

this is embarrassing

[fiery crane]

We can't continue playing the season like this, I hope we lose our next 3 games, Tuchel gets sacked, our board gets fired, we get a new competent manager, and try to get back up

[upper bane]

Tel please last min gosl

goal

please

tel

pleaseee

youve done it before

you can do it again

[fleet swift]

müller last min goal would be better

[surreal snow]

name one competent manager available

[upper bane]

anyone atp

[surreal snow]

WE NEED TO SCORE

NOWW

[fleet swift]

every time he has scored a last minute goal he was subbed on

today he started

big difference

[surreal snow]

CLOSE

AGAIN CLOSE

[fleet swift]

NEUER VOME TO THE BOX

[strong saddle]

83 minutes

[fiery crane]

Try getting De Zerbi

[long fox]

Jesus Christ

[upper bane]

coman man please

[fleet swift]

WE NEED NEUER HEIGHT

[surreal snow]

7 minutes

oh my dass

[long fox]

Just fckin score

[surreal snow]

days

[strong saddle]

Kane coming

[upper bane]

its risky to put neuer up

[surreal snow]

we need kane now

[fleet swift]

Why wasn’t kane put on earlier bloody hell

[upper bane]

we dont want another south korea

[strong saddle]

DO NOT PUT NEUER UP

[upper bane]

extensive training prob

[fleet swift]

YEAH FORGOT PUTTING NEUER UP PLEASE

NOT ANOTHER KOREA

[surreal snow]

CORNER AFTER CORNER

6 minutes

EE NEEEEDDDDD TO SCORE

[strong saddle]

My hands are on my head

[fleet swift]

MY LEGS ARE SHAKING

[strong saddle]

FO THIS I GOTTA GO

[surreal snow]

ITSSSS SOOO BAD

next corner

5 MINUTES

[fleet swift]

bruh i got a mls game to to go in 3 mins

[surreal snow]

were finito

[long fox]

What is this circus

[fleet swift]

tuchel raus

[surreal snow]

THESE CORNERS KILL ME

[fiery crane]

Al Nassr is a better team than us rn

[surreal snow]

OFFSIDE

WTF

im bout to cry

[fiery crane]

Pen Saarbucken is about to happen

[tribal light]

This is making me depressive

[fiery crane]

I'm gonna call it

[strong saddle]

I will

Commit war crimes

[surreal snow]

OU MY GOD

KMJ

SAVES US

[strong saddle]

KIM

[tribal light]

Yeah but at was cost

[fiery crane]

Bruhhhh

[tribal light]

😭

[surreal snow]

ITS JOEVER

3 minutes

[strong saddle]

I'll be back in 15

[long fox]

What is this

[surreal snow]

youll be back to a Saarbrücken loss

[fiery crane]

Roma plays better Football than us

[surreal snow]

I have to say

I was clowned for saying we're losing this match

The clowner is in the room with us

[tribal light]

I just

Can't

[surreal snow]

1 Minute

...

[tribal light]

This is making me depressive

[fiery crane]

I've seen enough

Sack Tuchel

[surreal snow]

ITS GOINZ TO PENS

WATCH IT

[fiery crane]

Can we sack him?

[surreal snow]

MÜLLER

[fiery crane]

Can we sack Tuchel please?

[surreal snow]

NOOOOO

SOO CLOSE

[long fox]

Brooooo

[surreal snow]

MÜLLER ON THE GROUND

FFS

[fiery crane]

Is Muller injured?

[surreal snow]

MÜLLER TRIES ACTUALLY

[fiery crane]

........

[surreal snow]

+5 mins

PLEASSEEEEEEE

[tribal light]

Oh ffs

Imagine losing because of Pens to Saarbrücken

[tribal light]

We're gonna be the Meme of the week

[surreal snow]

I hate the occasional Müller pic after a big upset

seeing someone with such an aura

[upper bane]

i dont want to lose man

we dont want to lose

[surreal snow]

+6

CMON MAN

[upper bane]

Muller is the only player that actually tried today

no one else had the same passion

[tribal light]

That's what you get for underestimating a team

[surreal snow]

only Müller can save us

[upper bane]

newcastle jus scored their third against united

united will be clowned on more than us

[surreal snow]

4 mins

???

thats fake

[fiery crane]

This will be the score

[surreal snow]

we're at +2 already

its important to remember

a 3rd tier team

is playing 1-1 against us

BAYERN II PLAYED 3RD TIER 3 YEARS AGO

[surreal snow]

oh my ycrumltjons days

FU€K OFF WITH DYBALA

[tribal light]

Score and end this game

This is a fever dream

End it

[surreal snow]

2 mins left

[long fox]

This is depressing

[surreal snow]

ITS JOEVER

[fiery crane]

Frankfurt won their game

[surreal snow]

EXTRA TIME IS COMING

[upper bane]

im watching my club fall down in front of me

[long fox]

This cup man

Cursed

[surreal snow]

just forget it

im blaming dfb btw

ruined our season

[fair garden]

Why hasnt he put on kane 🗿

[surreal snow]

NO

GOAL

GOAL SAARBRÜCKEN

[tribal light]

What

[long fox]

We're out

[surreal snow]

it was so obvious

[tribal light]

What

[surreal snow]

we're out

[tribal light]

No way

[upper bane]

were gone

[long fox]

Yup

Out of the cup

[surreal snow]

It was so obvious

[upper bane]

this cant be happening

[shadow condor]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

[upper bane]

this cant be true

[fair garden]

Blud wasnt lyin wtf

[shadow condor]

OH MY GOD

[wraith silo]

I am killing myself

[upper bane]

this cant be true

this cannot be true

[fiery crane]

#TUCHELOUT

[fair garden]

Disallow it pls

[surreal snow]

no var

[fair garden]

Or score 😭

[surreal snow]

it was so obvious

[wraith silo]

ok guys

[thorny hare]

lmfao

[wraith silo]

we’ll come back still

We have 2 minutes

[jovial ridge]

Bayern fans

[wraith silo]

it’s enough

[jovial ridge]

Wtf happened!

[wraith silo]

(I am delusional)

[cursive stirrup]

Peretz isnt in goal

Thats what happens

[fleet swift]

I’m done

[jovial ridge]

Bayern fans did Harry Kane curse you 🤯🤯

[fair garden]

Welp i didnt watch this match so it didnt happen 🚶🏽

[upper bane]

what has happened to this club

[fleet swift]

I’m gonna blow my brains out

[upper bane]

i believed in this club till the end

[digital flax]

Wtf is that

[south wing]

Is Bayern winning?

[upper bane]

and guess what happened

[thorny hare]

ya all gotta stop being glory hunters

[surreal snow]

I WANT TO SEE HOW THE CLUB IS GONNA EXPLAIN THAT

[thorny hare]

only supporting when ur winning

[jovial ridge]

Nah y’all down 2-1 😨😨

[surreal snow]

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE'RE LOSING AGAINST A 3RD TIER TEAM

[south wing]

…

[fair garden]

Welp bring back flick

[south wing]

BRO

[jovial ridge]

I’m not a Bayern hater I acc love you all for killing united but guys wtf is this

[upper bane]

ft

were out

fuckk this shi

[fair garden]

Not just a 3rd tier side a 15th place 3rd tier side fml

[cursive stirrup]

If peretz was in goal

[clever summit]

The Kane Curse

[wraith silo]

Bayern try not to lose second round challenge

[wraith silo]

Second round curse

[fleet swift]

That’s why you don’t start Mathys Tel

[clever summit]

It's now compounded with the Kane one

[minor sigil]

Was it the main team?

[fair garden]

Kane should’ve started he loves scorin against low tier sides

[long fox]

Welp....

[surreal snow]

it was clear for me that we were gonna lose after the equalizer

[wraith silo]

Kane should've been subbed on tbh, although it's always easy to say after the game

[surreal snow]

BUT ITS A 3RD TIER TEAM

UNBELIEVEABLE

WORSE THAN KIEL

[fleet swift]

Embarrassing

[surreal snow]

WE LOST DESERVEDLY

[long fox]

No Pokal this year too

[fleet swift]

Worse than the 3-1 loss against mainz

And an injured De Ligt

[fair garden]

Tuchel count ur days lad count ur days

[minor sigil]

Y all win 8-0 then manage to lose to a 3rd league team

Bayern stuff

[tribal light]

I don't care about the Pokal. I care about who we lost against. This is a fcking disgrace

[wraith silo]

bro we can't sack managers every 6 months 💀

[south wing]

That’s football for you.

[surreal snow]

I, in fact, did not overreact

[minor sigil]

Football is a bit weird nowadays

Isnt it

[wraith silo]

@long fox

[long fox]

Fck off

[fiery crane]

Bayern, your coach and manager should liguidate rn

[minor sigil]

I imagine that people bet on bayern to win this game thinking losing wouldnt be possible

[tribal light]

How many more times are you gonna post this fcking TikTok

[minor sigil]

Oh well

[tribal light]

This has been the 8th time now

😭

[long fox]

Sh1tty cup anyway

[wraith silo]

@fiery crane

[long fox]

Saarbrucken actually owns this team lol

[fiery crane]

We HAVE NO CHOICE

[surreal snow]

I honestly dont care about losing out on the dfb pokal

[fiery crane]

It can't get worse than this

[wraith silo]

yes we have

[surreal snow]

its about the fact we lost to Saarbrücken...

[fiery crane]

Bring Flick back

I want Flickball

[cobalt sky]

Bayern how the hell 😭

[surreal snow]

when are you gonna stop posting the same sh1t over and over again

[upper bane]

never

[long fox]

From 8-0 to this is madness

[wraith silo]

Guys

Remember

[surreal snow]

I really want to see someone try and explain this

[wraith silo]

It’s only the second loss of the season

[long fox]

first

[fiery crane]

https://vxtwitter.com/MusialaEra/status/1719833209695867081?t=qNFtT-BDuFO49l6WJQpXSw&s=19

[surreal snow]

BUT BUT REMEMBER WE ENDED THE WINDOW WITH A POSITIVE BALANCE SHEET

[wraith silo]

we lost to leipzig

[upper bane]

no ancelotti ball

[long fox]

Supercup doesn't count

[surreal snow]

GREAT VERY GREAT DREESEN

[fiery crane]

If this continues, we are going Trophyless

[surreal snow]

ONE INJURY AND MIKE WISDOM MIGHT HAVE TO TURN UP AGAINST MAN UNITED NEXT MONTH

[wraith silo]

Okay well it was our FIRST loss of the season

[upper bane]

fuckk it im going on loan

[surreal snow]

I REALLY WANT TO HEAR AN INTERVIEW NOW

[wraith silo]

so your overreacting comment was very on point

[surreal snow]

IVE NEVER BEEN SO INTERESTED IN A FU€KING INTERVIEW

[upper bane]

my new club

for a week

[surreal snow]

knowing this Team only Müller will step up

[fiery crane]

Muller > Bayern

[surreal snow]

fellaini scored more than gnabry last season and this season combined (im not Backing this Up with any data)

[upper bane]

[surreal snow]

PUT ME IN THIS BAYERN TEAM AND THE ONLY PLAYER THAT WOULD BE ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE ME WOULD BE MÜLLER

[fiery crane]

No cap, we are worse than Chelsea rn, worse than Man United, worse than Luton Town, worse than Sheffield United, worse than SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY

[surreal snow]

I WOULDNT SHOW LESS PASSION AND DETERMINATION THAN LAIMER OR KRÄTZIG

[upper bane]

you said you were in talks with real

hows that going

[surreal snow]

Ink ran out

no no even better

[upper bane]

damn

[surreal snow]

THE PITCH RUINED MY FU€KING KNEE AND IM OUT FOR A MONTH

[upper bane]

i was signed to shandong taishan for a week

[surreal snow]

BECAUSE DFB WANTED US TO PLAY TODAY ON THIS PITCH

[strong saddle]

We lost

[surreal snow]

shandong taishan would show this squad levels

[strong saddle]

We actually lost

[tribal light]

This has to be the worst and most embarrassing game since over a decade

[wraith silo]

guys it wasn’t a good game but we’re still going strong in bundesliga and champions league no need to panic

[tribal light]

It has to be

[strong saddle]

We haven't won this cup since the sextuple night I mentioned

[upper bane]

my new clubs capi

[strong saddle]

I'm out for the rest of today

Ciao

[upper bane]

that jersey dont look to bad either

anyways

[surreal snow]

man

today i want to be a football player for bayern

[upper bane]

i will come back to bayern munich in a week

[surreal snow]

to show this team what it means to fight

[tender cedar]

How the fk do we lose to a 3 liga team

[surreal snow]

if i have to i will run that pitch up and down 40 Times just to not concede ONE goal when we're up by 11

[wraith silo]

Guys who sent the video of that guy raging about chelsea

it would be relevant to post it rn

[surreal snow]

BUT THIS TEAM ISNT EVEN READY TO RUN IT DOWN ONCE TO STOP US FROM LOSING

[fiery crane]

I'll tell you who Bayern need rn

Erin Ten Hag

Jk

[edgy turtle]

I'm shocked bruh 😭

[surreal snow]

he can give me ten hugs before i stab him

[upper bane]

anyways

time for my tribute message

i might be a shandong fan but my heart is bayern

anyways

till next week

[long fox]

Can we just forfeit Pokal games from now on?

Save ourselves the embarrassment

[surreal snow]

Yaba daba doo after scoring his 9th goal against bayern as loanee, achieving a triple hatrick, as shangdong taishan player (he didnt even try)

[long fox]

Dw, Tucheliban magic will be back vs DVD

[surreal snow]

Tuchel magic will be back against u11 Gambia

[long fox]

Pokal black juju's way stronger than Tucheliban magic it seems

[surreal snow]

i mean

in ea fc

ive achieved the triple and in the following season stood in the dfb Pokal final and ucl final (i lost the dfb pokal 3-0 and the ucl final 5-0)

[upper bane]

all of them assisted by fellaini

[fiery crane]

I'm liking all the Bayern slander comments

[surreal snow]

switch sides

[fiery crane]

Look, I temporarily disown Bayern as my club

[long fox]

Troll Football eating good today

[fiery crane]

This is not the club I recognize

[long fox]

May I remind you Holstein Kiel, 5-0 Gladbach lol

[upper bane]

join me at shandong taishan

[fiery crane]

It doesn't matter

We are BAYERN

[long fox]

Used to these annual embarrassments in the Pokal at this point

[upper bane]

im in china for a week

OH FFS

NOW IM ALONE

[surreal snow]

😭😭😭

[fiery crane]

We haven't lost to a 3rd league team since 1990!!!

1990!!!!

This is unacceptable

[surreal snow]

im mentally and physically not ready

to support this Club

i dont know where this is going

i might join shandong taishan ngl

[upper bane]

ok so shandong told me that my loan will be on pause on the 4th

and ill return on the fifth

[upper bane]

UP THE SHANDONGS

[long fox]

Bayern in the Pokal vs Bayern in the league

[surreal snow]

Shandong Taishan after holding loan talks with bayerns fanbase

fellaini scores in the last minute to give shangdong taishan the guangdong Pokal against FC Shanghai United

[fiery crane]

https://vxtwitter.com/MusialaEra/status/1719839211673547236?t=VKNTbjl68Eof7wG8-zPghA&s=19

[upper bane]

our next match is on the 4th

UP THE SHANDONG

[surreal snow]

https://youtu.be/KMseJjbVzY0?si=ces4_33vQ0fqgOwY

[upper bane]

dortmund wanted me but i say no

[surreal snow]

the fans are amused

[long fox]

We'll cook em

[surreal snow]

well atleast in champion soccer star i won the treble three times in a row with bayern

[fiery crane]

I'm managing Stuttgart in OSM rn

And they are currently 6th in the league

Ahead of Bayern.......

[upper bane]

i feel for muller man

had the whole team on his back

[fiery crane]

And Liepshit are in 1st

[fiery crane]

Undefeated

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924726781385256970/1169393011155796039/IMG_8290.jpg?ex=65553d1c&is=6542c81c&hm=407e307f963f6a9e47e97768f6ffac8f868cd4d0e2d1cf9d2dbe4596c1bcf801&

[fiery crane]

Muller I genuinely feel like is the only one who cares at this point

[tidal hornet]

I'm just wondering how the mentality dropped while Flick was around though. We won the sextuple with him, shouldn't the team have been on a high after that?

[fiery crane]

Complacency

And Arrogance and overconfidence

I think that's been our downfall

[upper bane]

All Or Nothing: Bayern Munich

[shadow condor]

Nothing: Bayern München

[prisma arch]

Great win today against big club

[shadow condor]

can’t lie this is more embarrassing

[prisma arch]

Lol

[prisma arch]

Cringe

[shadow condor]

can’t lie this is more embarrassing

[upper bane]

this is equally embarrassing to that

this is expected cuz psg small club

[shadow condor]

at least we have this against our dads

[upper bane]

me and the homies hate boateng

[long fox]

Why is a Barca fan chattin sh1t lol

You're the last team that can chat sh1t bout Bayern

[shadow condor]

oh relax I can do what I want

[ivory pivot]

Wait wtf

Did u guys lost

[shadow condor]

yes Bayern lost to third tier Saarbrücken

[upper bane]

money for fun

[modern escarp]

Yup

Nothing new though

[ivory pivot]

Ur not bayern fan

[modern escarp]

I am

Pelican

[ivory pivot]

Um since when

[modern escarp]

Uh

Like

2004?

2003?

Waot

[ivory pivot]

😭

Alright alright

[modern escarp]

When was the Allianz build

Okay 2005!

[ivory pivot]

Idk

[modern escarp]

Apparently

[ivory pivot]

Alright good

I needed a tel masterclass

But

He did a disterclass

[modern escarp]

Lol

[ivory pivot]

I mean he is only 18 years old and has a big potential and he has time (i think)

[shadow condor]

it turns out I in fact cannot do what I want

I apologize.

[humble trench]

what have you done to Tuchel

[shadow condor]

I think Tuchel’s decline started at Chelsea tbh

don’t think he should’ve ever been sacked though

[craggy siren]

its joever

[pale topaz]

what happened

[shadow condor]

I was muted

[pale topaz]

yikes

[upper bane]

man

muller should be the captain atp

he was the only one that cared today

[fair garden]

[jovial ridge]

Y’all shouldn’t have loaned Stanišić 😒

[humble trench]

No Bayern fan wanted it🚬

[jovial ridge]

Idk what they were thinking

You lose your main rb

So you loan out the prospect who was cooking

Esp when they played psg

[humble trench]

We have no squad with

Not enough players to play in all tournaments

[jovial ridge]

Fair but like

You need an RB

And you loaned the one you had

😭😭 I don’t understand that

[humble trench]

Mazraoui is very good tho

But we still need stanisic

[jovial ridge]

He’ll be back next season

[humble trench]

We need another cb too

[jovial ridge]

Hopefully whoever is managing won’t sell him

[humble trench]

If he even wants to stay

[jovial ridge]

Stanisic?

[humble trench]

Yes

[jovial ridge]

Does Leverkusen have a buy option

[humble trench]

He wanted more play time

I think yes

[jovial ridge]

He would’ve had it with naglesmann

Out of all the stupid Bayern decisions recently

That was by far the worst one

[humble trench]

Oh no buy option

[jovial ridge]

Then he’s back

Hopefully he doesn’t request a transfer

[humble trench]

Yes and many some from old generation will leave soon

[jovial ridge]

Muller

[humble trench]

Muller

Neuer

Ulreich also a bit old

[jovial ridge]

Oh yeah he’s old now

Sad to see him go

2014 World Cup he was a god

[humble trench]

Yes euro 2024 will be his last tournament

[jovial ridge]

Sad

[humble trench]

Yess

[shadow condor]

if I were a Bayern fan I'd be so pissed

reminds me of when Barcelona almost lost to Inter City

[azure idol]

i wake and i see this

I'm soo mad

[tender cedar]

Tuchel should get sacked

Soon

He doesn’t take the match seriously and we lose to a 3 liga team that’s 15th in their table

[fiery crane]

As a Bayern fan, we don't deserve 2nd

Give it to Real, heck give 3rd to Liverpool

[tribal light]

Bro said Real

More like Bellingham FC

If that dude gets injured, Real is finished

[cursive herald]

Nah that's too far

But still we should be completely ashamed of ourselves as a club

Tuchel poor substitutions you have a 100m stiker on the bench and yet no

I have to rest him

[fiery crane]

Honestly, Idk who deserves 2nd

Most of these big clubs recently have had pretty disappointing performances

Maybe give it to Leverkusen?

[mossy cave]

I saw the news about de Ligt

[fiery crane]

Do you know when Bayern will take serious action???

When we lose our 37 UCL Group stage unbeaten run against Galatasaray or Copenhagen

I feel like that's the only final blow remaining for drastic measures to be taken

[jovial ridge]

If you lose to galatasaray that will be one of the worst days on the history of the internet r

Every instagram comment section will be spammed by Turkish people

[strong saddle]

at least we play them at home

[jovial ridge]

This all happened because you loaned stanisic

Shouldn’t have done that

Croatian curse

[light sparrow]

Omg de ligt. Unluckiest match ever you guyssss

[craggy siren]

technically we only have 1 true cb that is 100% fit

[long fox]

What are these news I'm gettin that we might go back for Boateng? lmao

[craggy siren]

we might actually

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1720087262892060977?s=33

[strong saddle]

i have not seen anything recently

[surreal snow]

Buchmann sidelined again

[strong saddle]

i saw

[surreal snow]

Tarek Buchmann has suffered a setback and tore a thigh muscle again. The 18-year old defender will undergo surgery and will be sidelined for several months

[strong saddle]

it really is joever for us

[surreal snow]

this guy couldve been the breakout player of the season

[long fox]

Bayern fans truly are something else after not winning a game tho

Jesus Christ lol

[surreal snow]

bro

we lost against a 3rd division side

deservedly

[long fox]

It's the Pokal, we cursed in there

[fiery crane]

Bro, how would you feel if your club lost to a club that is 2 professional tiers lower than you?

[fiery crane]

We are every bit justified for our reaction

[long fox]

Holstein Kiel, already been there lol

[strong saddle]

us and barca have similarities

[surreal snow]

Bayern II were champions in the third division just 3 years ago

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1720090346347217388

[fiery crane]

Thing is, that's when we were playing good football

I haven't seen that at all since Tuchel came

Not one convincing game against a half decent side

No consistency

We won't keep getting away with results if we continue playing like this

[long fox]

Ain't that our first L of the season so far? lol

[surreal snow]

Joshua Kimmich was criticized on social media and accused of being arrogant and unpleasant last night for allegedly refusing to give his shirt to Vakkas Sahan, a 17-year Saarbrücken U19 player who was ball boy in yesterday's game

Sahan explained to @tzmuenchen what actually happened: "My phone has been vibrating and I got sent videos all the time. It's crazy how the situation has been portrayed. It wasn’t like that at all – and I don’t want Kimmich to have to suffer because of it. I went over to him and asked him for his shirt because I like him as a footballer. He said he'd give it to me in the dressing room. As a youth player, unfortunately I wasn’t allowed into the dressing room. Such a great player was put in a bad light - people just don't know what really happened. I wanted to straighten things out, so I tried to contact him. I then got in touch with his management through his homepage"

Happy ending: Sahan will soon receive an original shirt from Kimmich

[shadow condor]

wasn’t Kiel tier 2

[fiery crane]

Yes

[shadow condor]

and they almost got promoted to the bundesliga as well

[craggy siren]

our playstyle tho

[long fox]

It's always last minute goals too lol. Kiel, Freiburg, now these plumbers

[fiery crane]

Gladbach 5-0 was worse than the Kiel game

[surreal snow]

we are playing boring football

no creativitx

creativity

[strong saddle]

i think so yeah

[long fox]

We were havin the same conversations with Nagelsmann too lol

[surreal snow]

we have 0 ideas with the ball to the point where we get chances by catching the opponents off guard when winning the ball back

[shadow condor]

does the super cup count

[tribal light]

I dont care about the Pokal. I care that we lost to the 15th of the 3rd Division that we're supposed to beat atleast 6-0

[shadow condor]

why don’t you care about the pokal

[strong saddle]

the pokal has cursed us for what 4 years now

[surreal snow]

If we can beat bochum 7-0 this should be a 12-0

[tribal light]

Because Pokal is just a prestige Trophy

Nothing compared to Bundesliga and CL

[shadow condor]

I see it as a means to win the treble

[strong saddle]

treble is gone before january

[tribal light]

Well yes, but it's not the end of the world lmao

That we lost it

[surreal snow]

tbh the treble is overrated

nobody cares if we win the buli and cl and lose out on the dfb pokal

[shadow condor]

your board will

[strong saddle]

people will

[tribal light]

Nah

[surreal snow]

our board is the reason we went out against Saarbrücken

[strong saddle]

there will always be those who do care

[fiery crane]

Our board won't give a s*it

[surreal snow]

other than bayern haters who will?

[shadow condor]

the travelling supporters will

[fiery crane]

Until we go Trophyless

Then they will

[shadow condor]

Bayern is a massive club ofc their fans care if they go out of any competition

[strong saddle]

i dont expect us to win everything

[shadow condor]

especially to a third tier side

[long fox]

Bayern in the Pokal is another RMA in the CDR situation

[strong saddle]

i thought we would be going out in the semis or be the runner up

[shadow condor]

at least that’s how I see it

[tribal light]

Only Glory Hunter Fans care tbh.

Real Bayern fans are mad but cba

It is what it is

[surreal snow]

we wouldve lost to another club sooner or later

[tribal light]

As long as we deliver in the CL and Bundesliga

[long fox]

We just trash at this cup, simple as lol

[fiery crane]

We are the only club besides Barcelona to have won a Sextuple, I don't expect that to happen every season, but I'm not angry that we are out

What pisses me off, is our Performances

[long fox]

4 seasons now of back to back embarrassments

[fiery crane]

Cause we are going to go NOWHERE in the CL if we continue playing like this

[surreal snow]

Deniz Aytekin will be the ref on saturday

[fiery crane]

And we won't win the Bundesliga either if we continue playing like this

[surreal snow]

its joever

😭

[shadow condor]

if Bayern win the pokal and only the pokal is that means to celebrate

[tribal light]

Not at all

Thats horrible

[long fox]

I swear this guy always finds new ways to be miserable

[surreal snow]

the pokal has 0 prestige

[craggy siren]

[shadow condor]

to bayern at least

[surreal snow]

nah

nobody really cares about it

[tribal light]

The Pokal has only meaning to us if we win the teble. On it's own it doesnt have any meaning

[shadow condor]

I don’t believe that

[long fox]

A Pokal win after all these embarrassments for a change would be good tho

[surreal snow]

its the truth though

[tribal light]

We better dont bottle against Dortmund. I'll be really pissed

[long fox]

I wanna win the Pokal

[strong saddle]

ive seen people say kane curse after we lost

[surreal snow]

ive never seen anybody be sad because they went out in the pokal

only against bad clubs

or in the final

[strong saddle]

im more dissapointed than sad

[shadow condor]

I get that the pokal might not mean much to bayern but to lose against a third tier club isn’t a good look regardless of how weakened the team was

[long fox]

Leverkusen winnin the Pokal anyway

[pale topaz]

I feel the same

[surreal snow]

I hope its a second tier club

wouldnt that mean they play uel next season

[shadow condor]

I’m sure the RB Leipzig fans (Red Bull employees) loved their two consecutive pokals

[fiery crane]

Like I said, the problem is it's not ONE Game

We've been getting lucky left right and center

If Leverkusen's Boniface didn't have a Diasterclass against us, we would have lost 5-2 at home against them

If Mainz and Galatasaray have taken their wasted chances, they would have beaten us too by at least 4-3 or 4-2

And if Ulreich didn't make those absolutely critical saves, we would have lost 3-2 against Copenhagen

It's performances like this that assures me day in and day out that, if this is how we are going to play for the rest of the season, we are not winning anything

[surreal snow]

We need a galactico january window

[shadow condor]

nooo

[long fox]

The Freiburg game was the best Bayern game this season, hands down

[surreal snow]

they had 0 shots on target it looked like they didnt even try

[shadow condor]

if you are to stick with this manager you need to buy players he wants

[long fox]

Cuz we fckin suffocated them

[shadow condor]

who are bayern linked to

[strong saddle]

wdym

[surreal snow]

nobody

💀

[fiery crane]

Meanwhile Leverkusen on the other hand, they might not be winning games by absolutely massive scorelines, but their performances look so convincing, like, you know they're going to win against a club that is Mid without any doubt, and they play such entertaining football, compared to the Haramball played by Bayern

[long fox]

Boateng

lol

[shadow condor]

dear god

[surreal snow]

we're linked to a homeless wife beater who camps in front of säbener Straße

[shadow condor]

well what do you need rn

fullbacks

[strong saddle]

mentality

[long fox]

We let the wife beater train with us every week, might as well let him play on the pitch too lmfao

[surreal snow]

we need a right back a center back and 2 midcielders

[shadow condor]

why 2

[tribal light]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fiery crane]

I'm saying this now, unless we have the best transfer window in the history of Transfer windows in the next January window, and Sack Tuchel, we ain't winning the UCL

[strong saddle]

.tf

[surreal snow]

because laimer and goretzka aint it

[long fox]

Yea, sack Tuchel and cause even more turmoil

[surreal snow]

one defensive minded and one creative

[long fox]

Great idea

[fiery crane]

Hope Saarbucken holds 7 to the next club they face

[long fox]

Worked out perfectly last season

[strong saddle]

sacking tuchel will make things worse

[shadow condor]

that’ll make it even more embarrassing to Bayern

[surreal snow]

im actually surprised we held out that long without losing a match

we're halfway through the first half of the season

[strong saddle]

sure, we have ideas of who replaces him, but the board hasnt brought it up at all

[fiery crane]

This might sound crazy, but if these performances continue after January, I genuinely hope we go Trophyless

[long fox]

This whole ''sack Tuchel''' really pissin me off

[craggy siren]

Deniz Aytekin will officiate Saturday's game between Borussia Dortmund and FC Bayern [
@BILD
]

[fiery crane]

Cause that's the only way our board will make serious changes

[shadow condor]

Nagelsmann could’ve built something that lasted years but he got sacked, that’s when it started to get worse

[fiery crane]

If we go Trophyless

[surreal snow]

if bayern ft and discord decided for the club we'd turn into schalke

3 new coaches per week

[fiery crane]

I'll tell you this, if we continue this Haramball after January, bring back Flick if possible

[long fox]

He only did better in the UCL you could say

[pale topaz]

no

[long fox]

Remember all the 1-1s last season?

[surreal snow]

october Nagelsmann was crazy

[pale topaz]

i think we should not

[shadow condor]

yeah buts that’s before you had Kane and Kim and all that

I feel like Nagelsmann cooks with that

[fiery crane]

We had such a mid squad that year

[long fox]

Y'all were ''Nagelsmann out'' when we were goin on a 1-1 rampage

[fiery crane]

It was acceptable

[surreal snow]

we won every game with ease

[shadow condor]

Tuchel was never the most attacking manager

[tribal light]

Honestly, if we kept Nagelsmann, Tuchel would've most likely became Germany Coach

[strong saddle]

"X out" after one bad game

[tribal light]

[fiery crane]

We were not the best team squad wise

And talent wise

Those results were acceptable

The 1-1's

[long fox]

We're Bayern Munich lol

[shadow condor]

inb4 Joachim Löw takes the bayern job

[strong saddle]

what would tuchel even do to our NT

[long fox]

Five 1-1s in a row ain't acceptable

[fiery crane]

We had no choice once Choupo got injured

[surreal snow]

definetly not win

[fiery crane]

We had to make the best of our situation

And we still beat PSG

Barcelona

Inter

Quite convincingly too

[shadow condor]

not hard

[long fox]

Barcelona, big whoop lol

PissG too

PissG are shite

[fiery crane]

We beat Inter by 5 goals

[tribal light]

Lost 4-0 to Newcastle

[fiery crane]

And they made the final

[long fox]

Easy draws

[fiery crane]

Which tells me if we kept Nagelsmann

We might have done something against City

[surreal snow]

honestly

imagine we had lost against plzen twice

and got second

we wouldve been in the ucl final

[long fox]

Y'all makin my head hurt, genuinely lmao

[shadow condor]

Nagelsmann is also very young and has plenty of time to improve, that’s what projects are

[fiery crane]

Rn, Inter would beat us 4-0

[tribal light]

If we kept Nagelsman, Hernandez wasnt injured, Neuer wasnt injured and Choupo wasnt injured, then we could've beaten City

[fiery crane]

With this play style

[long fox]

Stop

[surreal snow]

Nagelsmann gave us laimass and sanitizer

never forgive never forget

[shadow condor]

nah it would only be 1-0

[long fox]

There's reactionary and there's straight up bein stupid

[fiery crane]

I'm not tho

Inter whooped Milan 5-1

Who says it's not possible?

[long fox]

You comparing Milan to us?

[fiery crane]

Well, they are better defensively

And Midfield too

[long fox]

Yea, peace out

[fiery crane]

Only thing we have over them rn is attack

Which is inconsistent

[pale topaz]

not really to be honest in my opinion

[shadow condor]

you do have the best defender in the world on your team

[rough radish]

How did Bayern lose to German Norwich

[long fox]

What happened to ''We are THEM'' after winnin every game this season lol

[rough radish]

Do you guys have the Kane curse now

[long fox]

Now we finished

[craggy siren]

milan defense better 💀

[shadow condor]

it’s the not playing kane curse

[craggy siren]

awful take

[strong saddle]

more kane curse claims

[shadow condor]

because whenever Kane got benched this season Bayern lost

[strong saddle]

its not him

[tribal light]

Quit this Kane Curse Cringe. We would've lost the Pokal anyway

People are annoying about this

Holy fck

[fiery crane]

We conceded 3 To Yanited, while Newcastle and West Ham keep clean sheets against them

[shadow condor]

Super Cup, Pokal

[long fox]

Doomposting FC

[surreal snow]

kane is our second midfielder

[strong saddle]

that moment when kane could have won a trophy on his debut

[surreal snow]

if kimmich isnt Playmaking its kane

[shadow condor]

which is weird because your defense looked solid that game but you made 3 dumb mistakes

[long fox]

It's the Supercup, who gives a fck lol

[craggy siren]

2 lucky goal

[tribal light]

People acting like it's Kane's fault we lost the Pokal. Ok, who's fault was it last season, and the season before, and the season before?

Kane?

[craggy siren]

dont let the result fool you

[shadow condor]

when you beat United 6-0 all will be forgotten

[shadow condor]

Kane

[long fox]

If we spank Dortmund, watch everyone go back to ''We are THEM'' and ''We're winnin everything''

[strong saddle]

^

[rough radish]

Sorry as a spurs fan I just wonder

Didn’t mean to offend

[strong saddle]

and when we lose against idk werder bremen, we'll say " we're finished" "tuchel out" etc

[long fox]

talkin bout you @surreal snow

lol

[surreal snow]

Bayern is as inconsistent as my opinions on Bayern

[long fox]

Don't ever let us not win a game, otherwise we suddenly gettin relegated

[tribal light]

It's fine man

Just

Wherever I go

[pale topaz]

We are gonna lose to mainz

[tribal light]

"Kane cure" here

Kane Curse there

Like

Bro

[long fox]

Didn't we beat em 3-1 lol

[pale topaz]

mhm

[strong saddle]

we did yeah

[shadow condor]

this fanbase is almost as reactionary as Barcelona’s

[surreal zinc]

TOOOOOOOR

MARMOUSH

7-0

[rough radish]

People say now that spurs are doing well that Kane was a curse for us too

It’s like stop bein like that

[tribal light]

Madison is a good signing

[rough radish]

Curses don’t exist

[rough radish]

We need squad depth tho

[tribal light]

Bayern have like the smallest squad in Top 5 league rn I think

We're fcked

[fiery crane]

Let Ange cook in the next transfer window, I want you guys to have a good season

[rough radish]

Thanks

[long fox]

Why is Buchmann gettin injured every 3 days?

[pale topaz]

leg made out of glass i dont know

[tribal light]

Injuring himself on Purpose so he doesn't have to play

[fiery crane]

https://vxtwitter.com/fiago7/status/1719832644354031862?t=tf_x2V3s71v811JWj5Qs7g&s=19

Now I know who to blame

[strong saddle]

NAH

The fact that I watch him

[fiery crane]

Me too

And he's coming to the Dortmund Bayern game

If he supports Bayern, it's Joever for us

[strong saddle]

I like the guy too

But he brings bad luck

[long fox]

He was there for Dortmund vs Mainz last season when they bottled the league lmao

[fiery crane]

https://vxtwitter.com/fiago7/status/1720085934161764665?t=xe7OG6eaRxWFhb-A25vr0Q&s=19

Phew, Never mind

We are safe

He just jinxed Dortmund

[strong saddle]

Sigh

[tired prism]

How TF did we lose to a 3rd division side?

I still can't get over this rubbish

Seriously why does this always happen to us in the pokal?

[strong saddle]

Because the cup is cursed

[tired prism]

But we've won it 20 bloody times

[strong saddle]

the last four years

have been awful

[tribal light]

Well

Atleast Leipzig is also out

So that's somewhat a W

[upper bane]

NO WAY ☠️

im enjoying my loan in china

[sullen tendon]

https://vxtwitter.com/bayerndoggo/status/1720107268736217143?s=46

What exactly is going on with him and the club?

He’s been linked with us but we can’t afford him as far as I know

[surreal snow]

broski thinks hes someone he isnt

[quiet ermine]

The Kane curse.

[tribal light]

People cant go a day without mentioning fcking Kane Curse

They're blaming Kane for everything

They just cant shut up for once

McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Broken? Kane's fault

Train too late? Kane's fault

[shadow condor]

kane didn’t even play

they’re cursed when he’s benched

[tribal light]

Kane's fault

[tribal light]

His fault that he didnt play

This sh*t is getting on my nerves

[sullen tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-meme-walter-white-meme-gif-26996412

[shadow condor]

huh

[tribal light]

Sarcasm

[long fox]

You givin this sh1t too much attention lol

[tribal light]

This sh*t is reaching Julian Level

Tuchelball, Tuchelball, Tuchelball, Tuchelball, Tuchelball

[fiery crane]

I'll tell you, the one people should be blaming is Tuchel curse

Not Kane Curse

[surreal zinc]

You are right

Idek why are all of the people blaming on Kane like its the Kane Curse

💀 💀 💀

Its not even his fault

[strong saddle]

kAnE cUrSe

[surreal zinc]

💀 💀 💀

Its Tuchel's

[strong saddle]

Because he didn't win anything at spurs, it must carry on to Bayern!

[surreal zinc]

If Tuchel did play him we wouldve not lost

[surreal zinc]

Spurs and Bayern are two very different things

And Spurs is Spurs

[strong saddle]

Yeah exactly

[surreal zinc]

Or as I love to call them. Bottleham

[surreal snow]

I blame tuchelball for having never felt the touch of a woman in my life

[upper bane]

shandong taishan

[fair garden]

hes very hot and cold atm nd we need consistency

[tame flare]

[whole jay]

would you guys take flick back

[tired prism]

Absolutely

[fiery crane]

Rn, absolutely yes

He is more suited to club level

[tribal light]

Who guarantees that Flick will be the same when he joins us?

[tidal hornet]

Nothing because the team isn't the same either

[rough radish]

We haven’t bottled anything for a couple years now

Arsenal bottled more things

Recently

[tired prism]

U haven't won anything either

[long fox]

Hi Memequez

[surreal zinc]

[fiery crane]

https://youtu.be/UKBcY0VSzwI?si=V1YxEDKUZx-UxcZu

Fr

[fiery crane]

He said that's coming soon

💀😭

[rough radish]

Never were on top tho

Weren’t really ever on top, but we were close

We never actually were 1st place

[tired prism]

Well still a long way to go but a great start nonetheless

[rough radish]

I hope we can stay within top 4

[tired prism]

I think you will

I like Ange Postecoglu

[fair garden]

They have a solid 11 when one pivotal player gets injured they will fold like paper

Frimpong, xhaka, tapsoba or wirtz

[quiet ermine]

And how much have you won?

[rough radish]

Nothing cuz we haven’t made any finals to bottle

Carabao cup and CL don’t count cuz the cl was a miracle and the carabao cup was levy being an idiot

[rough radish]

What have u won besides an fa cup?

U bottled bigger than us tho lol don’t talk

[quiet ermine]

ok u support the spurs right

[quiet ermine]

Community cup this season

[strong saddle]

Why are y'all here

[quiet ermine]

no idea why we are debating about arsenal and spurs in BAYERN 😭

[rough radish]

That’s legit nothing

No one cares abt super cups

Also supercup winners always finish 9th lol

[strong saddle]

Go elsewhere

Lmao

[quiet ermine]

better then the spurs winning a trophy

ok bring this to spurs channel

nvm to small for one

[quiet ermine]

ok actually go to arsenal chat

[tame flare]

what do u think?

scoring two goals against barca is more than these?

[rough radish]

Nice win against west ham btw