Was he banned for the next game?
#bayern-munich
tribal light
surreal snow
Kimmich made our game weak
ivory raven
he got a straight red
long fox
We cookin without Kimmich
upper bane
Bro didnt even get a rating
long fox
De Ligt in midfield
surreal snow
I think kimmichs red was the reason why darmstadt caught 2 reds aswell
Tuchel masterplan
upper bane
yeah
tribal light
Bayern try not to give Barca PTSD Challenge: (Impossible) (Cops called)
surreal snow
The game remembered me of Stuttgart against us
where davies got an early red
and we won 5-0
tribal light
Schalke
upper bane
wonder how these guys will fit all the goals into highlights
surreal snow
We are the only club that can sh1t out these high wins every couple of matches
surreal snow
wonder how these guys will fit all the goals into highlights
Probably just showing the reds and the goals
upper bane
they will get humiliated
upper bane
Probably just showing the reds and the goals
yeah
surreal snow
kinda the only thing that happened either
long fox
I wanted 10, so Tucheliban out
upper bane
something def happened to the darmstadt gk during ht
darmstadt heard yabba dabba doo 8 times lmfaoo
azure idol
i told harry kane will get motm
upper bane
i told harry kane will get motm
w
kratzig compared to tel lmfaooo
as much as i love coman muller should start ahead of him
azure idol
our youngsters 🤩
long fox
Cup game next?
azure idol
who do we play
upper bane
kratzig 4 muller 4
upper bane
who do we play
saarbrucken
azure idol
do you guys think bayern can win treble?
long fox
do you guys think bayern can win treble?
Don't sack the manager in April again and who knows
upper bane
xabi alonsos contract with leverkusen is ending soon im pretty sure
wouldnt be to bad for him to come here
azure idol
they will renew
upper bane
hes been cooking with leverkusen
upper bane
they will renew
damn
azure idol
well it looks like it
nimble nimbus
tribal light
Give Kane the Puskas Award for that Goal
upper bane
man
bayern players always have the best gosls
like xabi alonso against darmstadt
back in like 2016
comans goal against freiburg
and now kane vs darmstadt
tribal light
tribal light
Serves him right
Karma for the whole circus bro was making to force his exit from us
I respect Lewandowski and I'm grateful for everything we achieved with him
But the way he left us is just sad
tribal light
He wanted to leave
He was pissed that we were looking for a future replacement for him
Like
What does he expect us to do
strong saddle
Yeah
tribal light
He was 34
Should we just sit down and look for a replacement when he retires?
We ain't Real Madrid
tired prism
I can't lie, he might retire by the end of the euro
He's washed
Time to go to Saudi or retire
tired prism
But the way he left us is just sad
Can't forget all the rubbish he said about us
Thankfully we've kane now
sturdy quarry
puskas award goal
tribal light
We are them
Bellingham isn't even trending anymore
That's how good Kane's goal was
strong saddle
Lmfao
strong saddle
Aw there's no video
surreal zinc
I respect Lewandowski and I'm grateful for everything we achieved with him
Same
upper bane
bro sacrificed his life for the team
surreal zinc
bro sacrificed his life for the team
🐐
strong saddle
bro sacrificed his life for the team
A noble sacrifice
fair garden
He became a 2 so kane can be 10
marble shadow
He became a 2 so kane can be 10
taking one for your bros
neon atlas
Fr
nimble nimbus
nimble nimbus
Thomas Müller holte am Samstag beim 8:0 gegen Darmstadt seinen 500. Scorerpunkt für Bayern - und noch mehr. Ein ausgiebiger Blick in die kicker-Datenbank zeigt unter anderem, unter wem, für wen und gegen wen er besonders glänzte. https://www.kicker.de/22-33-45-und-jetzt-500-mueller-mit-dem-naechsten-meilenstein/974038/artikel
tribal light
We're them
tribal light
Probably
tribal light
Ngl, currently Goretzka is better than Kimmich
But just let Muller play instead of Laimer
I'm not German either tho
Nah
I'm arab
😭
Tunis
craggy siren
But just let Muller play instead of Laimer
muller-goretzka pivot
tribal light
Man I don't wanna see our Boards face anymore till winter
They fumbled the Transfer Window so hard that I'm still pissed
craggy siren
Saarbrücken pitch
nimble nimbus
The Saarbrücken Dresden match is just horrible to look at it
strong saddle
It's a swamp
long fox
Wednesday we have to play on this
My back yard looks way better than that
upper bane
the youngsters prob starting against saarbrucken
neon atlas
Yes
atomic comet
Wirtz is too good for that lol
neon atlas
Just wait
azure idol
well leverkusen looks strong
strong saddle
LMFAO
tribal light
Bro looks like he's got a haircut from Walmart
fair garden
Wednesday we have to play on this
Ffs saarbrucken’s pitch?
upper bane
thats not sane thats mane
😂
strong saddle
he kinda looks like him tbf
the manbun is too small though
and his hair isnt combed
tribal light
The only Goat Adeyemi is, is the Goat of Cringe
Bro should concentrate more on his Football Career than this TikTok garbage
gleaming plaza
Wednesday we have to play on this
that looks like 5 violations and a half
fiery crane
Man I don't wanna see our Boards face anymore till winter
At least they fired the people who were responsible for the transfer fiasco
So, hopefully next transfer window will go smoothly
ivory raven
He needs to break up with her istg
tribal light
He needs to break up with her istg
Bro has more Tiktoks with Loredana than Goal Contributions
fiery crane
We're getting cooked by Dortmund aren't we?
round mango
Nah they will be cooked by us
craggy siren
Or Palovic
can’t risk
fiery crane
Even an unfit Guirrero is better than Laimer at that position
He doesn't make anywhere near as many mistakes
Actually you might be right
If Frankfurt with no proper striker put 3 past them
Then we'll be okay
neon atlas
Yes
fiery crane
Mia San Mia
long fox
https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1719057773856468995?s=19 I still don't understand this loan move
tribal light
Nah
Even as a Bayern Fan
Messi did not deserve the Ballon d'Or
Haaland did
And if Messi had some kind of shame, he wouldn't have accepted it
Because I'm pretty sure he knows he doesn't
strong saddle
It's a disgrace
tribal light
I just can't see that Name anymore
Messi Messi
Everywhere I go
Messi
It's so annoying
strong saddle
Thank goodness he's retiring soon
long fox
Messi did not deserve the Ballon d'Or
WC > treble for me lol
tribal light
Not for me
Winning a 4 week Event does not justify winning the Ballon d'Or
Especially when you play in Ligue 1 and MLS
long fox
Only thing I'm pissed off at is how badly France Football are beefing our players lmao
tribal light
Iniesta won the WC in 2010
No Balloon d'Or
Miroslav Klose won the WC being the Top Scorer in 2014
No Balloon d'Or
So why tf does Messi win it?
strong saddle
It's a popularity contest
long fox
Bellingham won the kopa trophy over musiala
That's a robbery
strong saddle
The whole ceremony was a joke
pale topaz
fair garden
I took a nap and slept through it accidentally 💀
strong saddle
you didnt miss anything
thorny hare
Bellingham won the kopa trophy over musiala
bro
they have to give it to him
after he carried real like that
stable swan
Iniesta won the WC in 2010
wc and every other trophy messi won
stable swan
after he carried real like that
its for last season man
modest frost
Miroslav Klose won the WC being the Top Scorer in 2014
Klose wasnt the top scorer wym
For Germany it was Müller not Klose
tribal light
Klose wasnt the top scorer wym
Ik Rodriguez
tribal light
For Germany it was Müller not Klose
Ok even if I'm wrong, Müller didn't get it either
So my point is still valid
long fox
Thing is KDB was City's best player last season lol
azure idol
for real
strong saddle
I think that was his last chance to win it too
Because he's gonna be too old next time
surreal snow
since everyone is back i expect this lineup vs Dortmund
rough radish
Does the Bayern goal song say yabba dabba doo or am I mishearing it
long fox
since everyone is back i expect this lineup vs Dortmund
Guerreiro is back?
tribal light
Does the Bayern goal song say yabba dabba doo or am I mishearing it
Yes, yes it is
rough radish
Ok ty
long fox
Leipshite out the Pokal already
stiff hamlet
Now there's nothing in our way
watch bayern lose to a low midtable team
tribal light
Stuttgart, leverkusen
Guirassy injured
Leverkusen managable
Gladbach Curse already broken
Hoffenheim???
rough radish
Guirassy injured
Guirassy back soon
rough radish
Hoffenheim???
Idk random money team
rough radish
Gladbach Curse already broken
Gladbach curse can always come back
long fox
Now there's nothing in our way
Ahem... Gladbach
tribal light
Tuchel just gonna give them crack again during ht
Like he did last match
Worked pretty well
long fox
Realistically, that's season over for Leipshite lmao
long fox
Now watch Saarbrucken cook us tomorrow
rough radish
Imagine u guys lose to heidenheim
long fox
Btw, when are Onion gonna win their next game?
rough radish
Btw, when are Onion gonna win their next game?
Onion 😂
tribal light
Btw, when are Onion gonna win their next game?
Robbin Gosens after joining Berlin from Inter
ivory helm
hello brothers
shadow condor
still weird seeing Kane in a bayern kit
azure idol
why 😭?
shadow condor
never thought he’d leave spurs
shadow condor
good for him
strong saddle
He came here to win trophies.
No
We were in a striker crisis
No one was working out, some too expensive and others not worth it
strong saddle
We actually were not going to at first
azure idol
oh i thought of something else lol
strong saddle
Then I guess we changed our mind
azure idol
spurs kept rejecting the bids
shadow condor
I need to go to the Allianz one day and watch a Bayern game
azure idol
I'm glad he didn't go to madrid or psg
shadow condor
yeah bayern was the perfect choice
azure idol
shadow condor
would’ve loved him at barça but now I gotta see him score a hattrick against us in our inevitable quarter finals exit
tribal light
No one was working out, some too expensive and others not worth it
You're saying that like we signed 6 Strikers and all of them flopped
Or did you mean as in we were not able to get any
tribal light
would’ve loved him at barça but now I gotta see him score a hattrick against us ...
You already got Lewandowski from us
Why do you need another one
strong saddle
Or did you mean as in we were not able to get any
This
My fault, I worded it wrong
ivory raven
good luck w ur pokal game today
craggy siren
5-0 with 3.7xg i will be there
tribal light
9-0 I will be there
modern escarp
🚨🎖| Joshua Kimmich is unlikely to sign a new contract with Bayern this year, as he has many sporting related doubts and isn't feeling comfortable enough at the club. If he opts for a move away, Barcelona, Man City and Madrid would be the options for him. [@kerry_hau] #fcblive
Someone just posted this in barcelona
He better not leave the club
neon atlas
Ain't no way Barca
rough radish
Kimmich got red then Bayern won 8-0
neon atlas
?
shadow condor
I can see Kimmich at Barcelona
long fox
Barca stop stalking, twerking and harrassing Kimmich challenge (Impossible)
shadow condor
I wouldn’t either
tribal light
I can see Kimmich at Barcelona
Financially, not at all
The only way for Barca to get Kimmich is to get him for free and he'd have to agree to take a massive paycut
Which is very very unlikely to happen
Bayern would never let him go for free
So he certainly isn't gonna join Barca
Logically
shadow condor
I agree but Barcelona spawn money out of nowhere constantly so we’ll see
tribal light
If Dortmund and Leverkusen lose today
We can realistically easily win the treble
😭
long fox
We can realistically easily win the treble
We'll win it anyway
strong saddle
dortmunds winning as of now
long fox
Dortmund's black magic is too strong for this
strong saddle
i can see water
strong saddle
they actually agreed to this?
long fox
This ain't loading
strong saddle
the pitch is a swamp again
long fox
Btw, why can't we have a home game in Pokal like ever?
strong saddle
idk
long fox
We always have to go to these sh1tholes
strong saddle
are those leaves?
surreal snow
quality of a championship pitch from 2009
long fox
This game will be a Slip n Slide challenge
surreal snow
upamecano starting 😭😭
its joever
𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗿ü𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻
Neuer © -
Sarr, de Ligt, Kim, Davies -
Kimmich, Krätzig -
Sané, Müller, Tel -
Choupo-Moting
long fox
SARRINHO
upper bane
𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗿ü𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻
Neuer © -
Sarr, de Ligt,...
FRANSIIIIII
MULLERRR
SARRRRR
W LINEUP
where is bluds number
gnabry looks a bit odd
thorny hare
gnabry looks a bit odd
bro looks like casemiro
upper bane
good thing they didnt put neuer in the yellow kit
not the best colour to put big manu in
upper bane
neuer will save
but man
gnabry needs to stop eating burger king when hes injured bro
wraith silo
Neuer is still the goat ❤️
strong saddle
Tf happened
surreal snow
we're losing
long fox
we're losing
don't overreact challenge (impossible)
fleet swift
we will destroy them bc their badge looks like barcelona
strong saddle
View them as Barcelona and inshallah
fleet swift
wait what happened to gnabry
upper bane
wait what happened to gnabry
certified fatass
upper bane
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO
strong saddle
We up
surreal snow
Müller is the funniest player oat
long fox
MULLAAAHH
fleet swift
HAIL LORD MÜLLER
surreal snow
de ligt injured
fleet swift
MY GLORIOUS GOAT
surreal snow
IT TOOK NO 20 MINUTES
strong saddle
AH HELL
fleet swift
shite
mossy cave
Looks like de Ligt managed to win over back Tuchel, he's starting so many games
strong saddle
NO GET UP PLEASE
mossy cave
Looks like de Ligt managed to win over back Tuchel, he's starting so many games
That aged poorly
Cmon matta get up we need you against Ireland
: (
It ain't lookin good
surreal snow
we're so finito
long fox
de ligt injured
Ahh of course he is
mossy cave
tf even is a saarbrücken
fleet swift
wow the english commentators just criticized de ligt
how do i get german commentary on espn
surreal snow
god forbid a dfb pokal game gets rescheduled if bayern is involved
mossy cave
Seems like a serious injury, otherwise he wouldn't have been sitting still
surreal snow
his entire knee popped
mossy cave
he's up
surreal snow
lets beat them 7-0 now
long fox
The CB curse is real with this team
surreal snow
in fifa you can recall a loanee at all times
sometimes fifa is better than reality
DE LIGT IS BACK
mossy cave
Sweet he's back up and looks fine
surreal snow
SUE DFB FOR LETTING US PLAY ON THIS PITCH
recall the lawsuit
long fox
We back to winnin the treble
tribal light
Muller Goat
mossy cave
We back to winnin the treble
Is de Ligt that important for your team?
surreal snow
we're winning sh1t
surreal snow
especially dfb pokal
surreal snow
man you know it
fleet swift
Is de Ligt that important for your team?
de ligt is our best defender
surreal snow
if you're hoping for a dfb pokal win this year forget it
long fox
Is de Ligt that important for your team?
Upa is injured lol
surreal snow
its more likely that we win the Bundesliga and ucl
digital flax
<@668122322380652544> you still alive bruv
I'm watching
long fox
We got no CBs
mossy cave
de ligt is our best defender
I would agree, but Min Jae has been crazy
fleet swift
müller will score 97 goals in 2 minutes mark my words
wraith silo
Bayern CBs try not to get injured challenge (impossible)
mossy cave
de Ligt going off anyway?
surreal snow
precaution
mossy cave
Yeah fair enough
strong saddle
Laimer on
digital flax
Havent seen you since September
I'm around but mainly in another server
tribal light
I'm around but mainly in another server
I see
fleet swift
he needs to rest we have a big game coming up
mossy cave
imma go watch United, have fun yall
long fox
Only 1-0 tho? Tucheliban out
strong saddle
De ligt had a big scare
long fox
We gettin relegated
long fox
Yea, bring back Bagelsmann
mossy cave
Tuchel out, Maurice Steijn in
tribal light
Yeah Bayern ending last in the table
fleet swift
why isn’t kane playing
surreal snow
last time bayern Met Saarbrücken in the Bundesliga: 6-1 loss (no sarr)
now: 1-0 bayern (sarr)
long fox
Tuchel out, ETH in
surreal snow
sarr influence is crazy
fleet swift
why are y’all so obsessed with sarr
fleet swift
no
mossy cave
Tuchel out, ETH in
ETH is still a great manager, just has a very poor squad
fleet swift
müller is the goat
surreal snow
remember when choupo moting was a bigger meme than sarr
long fox
ETH is still a great manager, just has a very poor squad
7 Hag
surreal snow
dude is the reincarnation of kaka
tribal light
ETH is still a great manager, just has a very poor squad
Poor Squad? He literally got players he wanted and still flopped
😭
surreal snow
ten hag is just arse
tribal light
Antony for 100mil
surreal snow
dont know what happened to him
fleet swift
low key forgot sarr is a meme now
mossy cave
I'd take ETH in an instant at the Dutch national team
surreal snow
reaction to de ligt injury
fleet swift
why isn’t kane playing
surreal snow
Ok how the fck are we only 1 goal up
bro we scored the opener out of pure luck
long fox
Ok how the fck are we only 1 goal up
I told you, sack Tuchel
fiery crane
Ok how the fck are we only 1 goal up
Leverkusen didn't score their 2nd Goal until the 68th minute
long fox
enough is enough
surreal snow
this is the typical tuchel game
fiery crane
Leverkusen didn't score their 2nd Goal until the 68th minute
No need to panic
mossy cave
Bayern should probably get another CB in January
tribal light
Bayern back to forgetting how to play Football
fiery crane
mossy cave
Bayern finna get Ruben Dias in January tbh
surreal snow
what is he waffling
fleet swift
we just need another backup cb
long fox
A CDM and a backup CB and it's over for Europe
surreal snow
we need a cb rb and cdm
tribal light
Also a RB
fleet swift
we have 3 CDM what are you talking about
tribal light
????????
surreal snow
⁉️
tribal light
?????????
strong saddle
That could have been 2-0
surreal snow
mods ban this guy
strong saddle
What did I miss
fleet swift
Kimmich and goretzka are CDM
fiery crane
strong saddle
..
fleet swift
are you sped
surreal snow
goretzka cdm 😭😭😭
tribal light
You are mate
mossy cave
bayern just get palhinha
surreal snow
hes higher up than kane
fleet swift
wait i said goretzka
tribal light
Goretzka is everything but a CDM
fleet swift
maybe i’m the sped one
long fox
bayern just get palhinha
We're allergic to gettin CDMs
surreal snow
Saarbrücken player shoots the ball into my nans backyard
fleet swift
laimer and kimmich are still cdm idk why i put goretzka
surreal snow
i hope its florentino luis
tribal light
bayern just get palhinha
Fck him tbh
He extended with Fulham
Fulham will atleast want 80mil now
surreal snow
laimer and kimmich are still cdm idk why i put goretzka
its so sad how bayern fans think our box to box midfielders are dms because we havent seen a dm since 2016
😭😭
fleet swift
they literally play cdm
surreal snow
they aint playing nothing
long fox
How's Pavlovic doin
fleet swift
they may not be traditional cdm but they are still cdm
surreal snow
not even playing
fleet swift
How's Pavlovic doin
just extended contract
tribal light
Playing in a Position and actually playing the Role of your Position are 2 different things
long fox
not even playing
Thought he was starting
fiery crane
Bro, we need at least 7 new players
neon atlas
WEH?
surreal snow
someone kidnap stanisic
neon atlas
Why
surreal snow
we're gonna need someone whos voluntarily stepping foot into Leverkusen first
fleet swift
leverkusen is a sh1thole
tribal light
40 Minutes in and only 1-0
This ain't the same Bayern that won against United, Gala and Copenhagen
neon atlas
We pulling what we pulled last time
neon atlas
tribal light
A fcking 3rd Division Club
long fox
But struggle with Saarbrücken
Not like we didn't struggle against Copenhagen and Gala lol
neon atlas
Our attack looks alive after 55 mins
tribal light
Not like we didn't struggle against Copenhagen and Gala lol
Tuchel Cabin Magic
neon atlas
Nowadays
upper bane
40 Minutes in and only 1-0
were gonna be most alive after the half
neon atlas
Tuchel Cabin Magic
Fr
fiery crane
But struggle with Saarbrücken
Saarbucken actually has a great record against Bayern
2 wins, 2 draws
neon atlas
Tbh Ulrich did good Vs gala somehow
tribal light
They shouldve just played Kane, Sane and Coman for the first 45 Mins
Lead 4-0
Switch them out
surreal snow
They shouldve just played Kane, Sane and Coman for the first 45 Mins
and get 3 acls
you guys need to realize this game is nowhere at risk
neon atlas
Blud
surreal snow
we all know this Team is coming out of the cabin 10x better
fiery crane
Plus, Bayern this year have been 2nd Half FC
tribal light
and get 3 acls
On that pitch, probably yeah
neon atlas
But it's the first of the month
tribal light
I have a wild theory
That Tuchel is gonna give them crack during half time
long fox
we all know this Team is coming out of the cabin 10x better
Another 8 goals in the 2nd half?
tribal light
its the first day of NNN
Oh
fiery crane
Plus, Bayern this year have been 2nd Half FC
They play like 2019 Bayern for the first half
Then play like 2020 Bayern in the 2nd half
surreal snow
what if de ligt participated and was stiffer than usual
fleet swift
wait i just did the super reaction thing will that charge me money
neon atlas
I already failed no n word November 😭
long fox
its the first day of NNN
I already lost it
surreal snow
im asking the important questions
fleet swift
I already lost it
i lost it when müller scored that goal
surreal snow
so close
strong saddle
Oof
fleet swift
i did the super reaction thing will that charge me money
neon atlas
I been No nut since 9 months plus
long fox
i lost it when müller scored that goal
I lost it over a certain video I saw, but I'm not goin into details
surreal snow
we're losing control 😭
neon atlas
kratzig assist and muller goal
Fr
strong saddle
..
fiery crane
we're losing control 😭
How so?
tribal light
We're finished
fiery crane
What!?
surreal snow
nah he isnt
surreal snow
luckily
fleet swift
i lost nnn while watching müller highlights
fiery crane
If he is injured, that's our season over
surreal snow
he got hit badly
surreal snow
Stop sayin injury every time someone goes down
im not
strong saddle
Oh my goodness I almost lost it
surreal snow
false accudations
fiery crane
I got a heart attack when you said Sane Injured
surreal snow
dude looked like his left foot was cut off
neon atlas
If sane injured we are finished
fleet swift
why isn’t kane playing
surreal snow
lets concede one goal before going into half time
long fox
Someone breathes on a Bayern player
fcb accepter: OMG OMG INJURED INJURED. WE'RE FINISHED
neon atlas
Gnabry look like a fat fuak
surreal snow
just for funsies
fiery crane
Gnabry look like a fat fuak
He needs to lose some weight fr
fiery crane
He needs to lose some weight fr
He got scheiße since he gained weight
neon atlas
Me if I was German
surreal snow
it was so obvious
fiery crane
......
strong saddle
Stop lying
fleet swift
I’m gonna blow my brains out
strong saddle
Oh my goodness it was wide open too
surreal snow
lets concede one goal before going into half time
i won, but at what cost
neon atlas
Not lying
wraith silo
long fox
Is it actually 1-1?
surreal snow
yes
fleet swift
Yes
tribal light
WHAT IS THIS
fleet swift
I’m gonna blow my fuxking brains out
long fox
Ahh fck off
wraith silo
Why is bayern always throwing on dfb pokal 💀
tribal light
We are actually struggling against a 3rd Division Team
fleet swift
What have we come to
upper bane
Laimass curse
long fox
This some bs
fleet swift
Laimass to china super league
surreal snow
Tuchel need to come on as midfielder cause laimer is NOT it
fiery crane
January can't come soon enough
tribal light
We are statistically the worst Team in the Bundesliga when it comes to 1st Halfs
shadow condor
We are statistically the worst Team in the Bundesliga when it comes to 1st Halfs
what statistic is this
long fox
Tucheliban ball
tribal light
what statistic is this
My own
surreal snow
Bayern midfield
man i actually thought
maybe after seeing 3 years of this atrocious team winning nothing
tribal light
This is disgusting. I thought Bayern was gonna have a run after the Darmstadt game and Neuer comeback
surreal snow
maybe then they'll buy good players
tribal light
Yet we struggle against a 3rd Division team
fiery crane
maybe then they'll buy good players
I wanted us to go trophyless last year
I wanted everyone in their hierarchy sacked
surreal snow
live footage of the bayern cabin
Tuchel better slapping that entire club with Staff included
slap the ball boys
stab the cooks
upper bane
neuer is gonna give these guys the same talk he did against darmstadt
long fox
We better come out with the black juju and win 10-1
surreal snow
and this is why you dont hope for a treble
because there is black magic in use
dfb doing everything
injuring de ligt so our only capable midfielder has to play cb 😭😭
long fox
I can smell this bein another Kiel tho
upper bane
i love kratzig but man what was he doing there
upper bane
neuer and tuchel better put some sense into the squad
kratzig is a good player but sometimes he dont show it
surreal snow
i can already see it
90+3 penalty for Saarbrücken
and we have no chance of responding
upper bane
neuer better give these guys the same crack he did against darmstadt
surreal snow
man stop yapping about neuer
long fox
90+3 penalty for Saarbrücken
Freiburg 2.0?
upper bane
man stop yapping about neuer
no
fiery crane
#Tuchelout #Dressenout
upper bane
Freiburg 2.0?
fr
surreal snow
and its gonna be because of kimmich since he wants to be in a cool tiktok edit
last ditch tackle
upper bane
if we acc bottle it against some random 10th div team bro im gonna lose it
upper bane
and its gonna be because of kimmich since he wants to be in a cool tiktok edit
mentality
tribal light
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
surreal snow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071015135092670515/1146201150887047208/v...
welcome to fc Bayern my bro
strong saddle
LMAO
surreal snow
switch this guy for laimer you wont notice the difference
tribal light
Kimmich looking ahhh
fiery crane
Ngl
upper bane
when de ligt was subbed off it went downhill
fair garden
Bruh wtf happened we have all the possession no attack 🗿
tribal light
and its gonna be because of kimmich since he wants to be in a cool tiktok edit
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482214164799160320/1169376826594963557/Humiliating_is_also_not_the_word..._Beyond_everything..._Man_City_6_vs_Chelsea_0.mp4?ex=65552e09&is=6542b909&hm=b493cb16ed6428f38244553ab02d0ba112e6bd844b64d39352bce5b3cd15cd47&
long fox
When you have 1 shot on target against a 3rd division team
upper bane
wonder whats going down in the locker room rn
capi and tuchel putting some sense into these players hopefully except for muller
strong saddle
We back
surreal snow
im mentally not ready for these 45 minutes
upper bane
10 goals incoming i hope
strong saddle
I want to close my eyes
tribal light
This is just horrible
Most expensive squad in Bundesliga History
Plays like dogshit
surreal snow
sane try to run after the ball challenge
ref gives Saarbrücken player a propa tackle
long fox
I want to close my eyes
fiery crane
I'll be honest
surreal snow
Saarbrücken player seems injured
fiery crane
Each performance somehow keeps getting worse and worse from us
surreal snow
when is tuchel subbing these incompetent players out?
fiery crane
Apart from occasional 7-0 and 8-0 demolitions
We need a coach who speaks their s*it
Someone who can motivate the players consistently
Someone who ACTUALLY has tactics
surreal snow
its not the coachs fault the team cant play football
fiery crane
its not the coachs fault the team cant play football
They never played this bad under Nagelsmann though
ivory helm
THIS PERFORMANCE IS F#%KING TERRIBLE
I F#%KING HATE TUCHEL AND I HATE THESE PLAYERS AND I HATE DE LIGT WHY DID HE HAVE TO GET INJURED
upper bane
fukk this shi
strong saddle
Well hit
upper bane
im mentally unstable at this point
surreal snow
tbh nothing touches me anymore since kiel
ivory helm
NOW WE HAVE ONE KEY DEFENDER BECAUSE UPA AND BUCHMANN
long fox
Can we like score pls?
fiery crane
If Saarbucken beat us, Tuchel is going to be under SERIOUS Scrutiny
ivory pivot
Im suprised tbh
surreal snow
Kiel beat us and nothing happened
ivory pivot
1-1
surreal snow
its the bayern second round curse
ivory pivot
Well gl
ivory helm
THEY CANT PLAY IN GENERAL, WHAT THE HELL IS CHOIPO MOTING AND WHERE THE HELL IS KANE
long fox
We gettin cooked by Starbucks
upper bane
muller is the only guy doing good
ivory helm
ANGRY
surreal snow
choupo is one of our best players
strong saddle
Ball in net
ivory helm
FROM A DELICIOUS 8-0 WIN TO A F#%KING DISGRACE OF A MATCH.
surreal snow
wait til you realize a striker wont change our game
surreal snow
Ball in net
fym
strong saddle
That's what I want
ivory helm
choupo is one of our best players
he is getting old and he barely plays what else do you want
surreal snow
you're getting life in prison if you fake a goal
strong saddle
I want us to put the ball in the net
surreal snow
this game isnt working
their players are motivated
our players just want to flash skills
strong saddle
Why did we agree to playing
long fox
Atp, bring out Kane and inshallah
surreal snow
and the worst thing is if this was a Bundesliga game we'd batter them 12-0
ivory helm
our players just want to flash skills
tuchel thinking theyre weak and played with our b team (joke)
strong saddle
Yeah Kane has to come on
ivory helm
and the worst thing is if this was a Bundesliga game we'd batter them 12-0
WE NEED TO WIN THE POLKAL WE NEED THE TREBLE KANE WILL WIN THE BALLON DOR IF BAYERN WIN THE TREBLE
surreal snow
KANE WONT MAKE OUR MIDFIELD WORK
ivory helm
Yeah Kane has to come on
LOOK AT THE FORMATION WERE PLAYING WIT KANE IS NO USE RIGHT NOW
upper bane
this club is finisbed
fiery crane
KANE WONT MAKE OUR MIDFIELD WORK
Move Musisala and Kimmich to Midfield
surreal snow
this transfer window was a disaster in hindsight
fiery crane
Zero defense
upper bane
no agression
surreal snow
Coman gnabry musiala in
upper bane
no determination
fiery crane
Zero defense full attack please
long fox
Did we concede?
surreal snow
no
fiery crane
Yoloball
strong saddle
It sounded like it
fiery crane
Only way we can do this now
long fox
I was boutta say
surreal snow
a brain cell dies every time i see our players move like grannies
long fox
We actually cursed in this cup
shadow condor
all fun and games until Harry Kane comes on and scores 4 goals
strong saddle
I gotta do work in 10-15 minutes
surreal snow
lucky
upper bane
NO PASSION NO AGRESSION NO DETERMINATION NO VISSION
surreal snow
you dont have to watch this
upper bane
WHAT IS THIS CLUB
fiery crane
We're going to get cooked by Dortmund aren't we?
upper bane
We're going to get cooked by Dortmund aren't we?
no cuz its a bundesliga game
surreal snow
sane couldve passed to choupo and free goal
strong saddle
there's the glint of hope
surreal snow
our fans are crazy
Most average davies cross going into nowhere
sane out
we'll finally have somebody whos capable of running to the ball
shadow condor
Bayern fans relax
upper bane
musiala on
shadow condor
once you score in the next five minutes the floodgates will open
upper bane
fiery crane
strong saddle
I can breathe a little easier now
cobalt sky
musiala on
ggs he's scoring a brace
upper bane
why did we sell alacantra
why
mam
man
there is no passion
there is no vision
there is no agression
fiery crane
Honestly, sack our Entire Board and Tuchel
Our board is the reason we are in this mess
They brought in Tuchel
long fox
Jfc this channel is unbearable
fiery crane
Fired Nagelsmann
upper bane
if nagelsmann was still here he wouldve put ulreich instead of neuer
tribal light
I can't watch this fcking Game anymore
How do we struggle against a 3rd Division Club
For the love of god
fiery crane
We're struggling against a 15th placed 3.Liga club
Saarbucken, please knock us out
End our misery
Maybe that finally gets some sense into our players
And our board
wraith silo
Haven’t we done this before?
fleet swift
How are we still tied
wraith silo
dropping out of the cup on second round?
fleet swift
Maybe we needed harry kane after all
strong saddle
We're making a 3rd tier club look like prime real Madrid
long fox
Kane save us
fiery crane
dropping out of the cup on second round?
Never to a 3rd division club
wraith silo
he runned out 💀
strong saddle
He ran away
upper bane
he runned out 💀
toilet
wraith silo
Never to a 3rd division club
I need that pfp 
tribal light
This is worse than losing to Gladbach
surreal snow
first diagnosis says de ligt has a mcl tear
lets hope further tests say its not as bad
strong saddle
Where's that coming from
upper bane
fukk this shot
wraith silo
what’s that
surreal snow
Where's that coming from
Bayern
surreal snow
Kane warming up
strong saddle
Kane please
upper bane
what’s that
medial collateral ligament
strong saddle
Save us
wraith silo
what does it mean practically
surreal snow
what does it mean practically
4 weeks usually
shadow condor
although Bayern will win this is kinda embarrassing
surreal snow
can be 2 though
wraith silo
so he’ll probably miss der klasiker then ig
surreal snow
although Bayern will win this is kinda embarrassing
your outsider optimism isnt appreciated 😭
shadow condor
maybe if they play Barcelona now they’ll only win by only 2 goals instead of 6
upper bane
fatbry mam
cobalt sky
Just sub on kane atp
strong saddle
Man
long fox
We could actually get cooked by DVD
fiery crane
We could actually get cooked by DVD
Luton Town could beat us rn
surreal snow
gnabry with passing exercises
shadow condor
Sané on his right foot
fiery crane
Luton Town could beat us rn
This is absolutely horrendous
strong saddle
Oof
tribal light
Even if we win today. This is the worst match the whole season
strong saddle
A little more power and that would have been 2-1
surreal snow
we're gonna have to wait until the Saarbrücken players cant walk anymore
upper bane
surreal snow
i remember vs kiel after 100 minutes their players had to sit down
surreal snow
i remember vs kiel after 100 minutes their players had to sit down
couldnt play anymore and couldnt get subbed out
wraith silo
Idk what it is but bayern seems to suck in cup competitions
surreal snow
might be our only chance
wraith silo
real
strong saddle
The dfb has cursed us for a few years now
surreal snow
im officially a Saarbrücken fan now
surreal snow
Someone who could put up with bayern*
surreal snow
im already discussing
strong saddle
OH I THOUGHT THAT WENT IN
upper bane
what club
surreal snow
real
strong saddle
My head hurts