#bayern-munich
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man sane is still nervous
BO WAY
YOOOOOO
WTFFFF
EZZZ
KAAAAANEEEE
HHAAHHAHA
Kanneee!!!
VAMOSSS
Man
this is haram
finally
haram
i feel good
I'm happy
Now see it out pls
K
A
N
E
ziyech is in
bro that was too random
We didnt deserve this one tiny bit
i dont therea gonna be a chance like that again
there will
If we score another its gonna be a late one
next chance
DAVIES WTFF
PASS
THE DAMN BALL
ITS CRAZY
Eeeee
its chaos
we can never feel comfortable
Sarrinho on
We tryna tie the game now
WHERES MULLER
Sarr is on the pitch lmao
Pretty bad
Bring the goat Muller on
tuchel is literally experimenting
MUSSIIIIII
we have so much space again
3-1
OVER
Musiala strikes
1-3
JAMALLL
Now being on the ramdeuter
Game over
STOP THE GAME
I feel bad for gala
I dont at all
Their Fans literally behave like Neanderthals
real
wElCoMe tO hELL
after this performance you have to give them the second place
best case is we score 4-1
SANE
dude
release the r2 trigger
pen pls
Bring on muller
Tel choupo on
That has to be a pen
same
give it
Fr
this game showcases how important fans and team spirit is
Gala deserved a 7-1 win
but the second we score a undeserved goal
we're having 90% of the game
de ligt injured
he didnt look fit in the first half too
Noooo
bro no de ligt
theyre screaming for another pen
this reminded me of the osimhen meme
always has been
fr this is when gala needs support
Almost 4
"Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win." - Gary Lineker
lol Choupo
english players always sucking us off but when the opportunity rises to move to a german club they decline
choupo man
5 mins added
imagine they Comeback
5 min is good enough
lets be real they kinda lost momentum
one goal and thesre back
nah its over
first minute gone
its joever
4-1 now
nah tel
nah the fans not quite in it
It's 4-1?
no
no
almost 2 mins left
Nah, sit down, I need the 3-1
I love the silence when we score
the more the better
A quiet night in Istanbul, I could write a book on this lol
bro tried
Well I mean he gave away quite a couple a goals
this game felt like 4 hours
3-2 but offside
3 hours of stress 1 hour of relief
it feels like ive watched an entire movie and got emotionally attached to the characters
and i know the movie is about to be over
bro the satisfaction i feel
We somehow sh1thoused another win
the first half 
Holy Christ we won
Müller 0 minutes
Still undefeated
Bayern is the first team in Champions League history to win 8 away group stage games in a row.
embarassing though the first half
Alhamdulilah
Kane and Musiala happened
and then gala stopped playing
Julian is still crying about tuchel lmao
Lmao yes
Man I wanted to see Muller on the pitch
He's annoying af
Bayern lives in his head
What did he say?
We are
Yeah
That's 9 points
yeah
Lessgo
He still can't get over his dismissal
Yanited ain't beatin Copenhagen and Gala away lel
We've clearly moved on from him
2 losses lmao
United getting grouped
Musiala 🙏
Can someone tell him?
Got beat by Gala at old trafford 😭
This bastard ffs
I wanna kill him
We don't lose group stage games, we just fckin DON'T
We'll put 10 past them
copenhagen was a better match , i dont expect much from man u
This is realistically United's only chance at 3 points, Copenhagen at home lol
They won't even win this
0 wins
seriously ten hag is destroying united
No manager can save United
Tuchelball is basically RMA settings lmao
Joining United is the biggest mistake any manager can commit
Tuchel completely changed our playing style lol
inter going good too
yeah
Tuchel needs to shithouse this kind of wins in the knockout stages
Then we can go all the way
Even tho we won and i'm happy
The way we played 80% of the game was just disgusting
That's tuchelball for u
Gotta get used to it
I'm just mad that muller wasn't brought on
I hope we bring the same RMA-esque magic to the knockout stages too
Bayern Münih won 🇩🇪🇩🇪
Where are the Gala fans that insulted us at
They thought they were playing United+

Hahaha they were upset
Mauro İcardi football ignorant
Harry Kane
Musila
Coman
Thank you for these
@tribal light Did the match get the result you wanted?
Wouldve wanted a 4-1
Gala fans have beaten up Bayern fans in Turkey
I was expecting this result too
Gala fans are awful
Just a lil trolling
Literal Neanthertals
We'll absolutely demolish Gala in Munich
Everyone who holds a gala is a psychopath
Bayern Münih panzers
Hahahaah
How's Manure doin?
😨
Haven't conceded yet
That's without saying the six combined shots kopenhagn have compared to their 0
Now they have one
I hear Copenhagen hit the post lmao
kobenhavn is more dangerous than manu
Harry Kane: "It's my first time at Galatasaray's stadium and to be frank, I regain my hearing after the match is over. It's a really great atmosphere. Thanks for that. Because this is football."
Yea they were all innocent human beings so they attacked for nothing
How sad
Anyways congratz other bayern fans except that two
That was a good game
70 Gala fans vs 30 bayern fans
What is Bro talking about

That is more than double
So what
This is İstanbul
Wdym so what?
Be respectful next time
Dont get drunk too much
Your fans attacking ours for being Bayern fans?
Do u know the context of the fight
U talk like they were sitting peacefully there and someone attackedd them
This is a fight
They made some violence and took their answer now move on
Ok tell me the context then
Thats why i am asking you to tell me
What motivated 70 Gala fans to attack 30 people
Ultraslan fans told about that
U cant find everything on news
3-1
But if u think the fight was appeared from nothing
Then u know nothing
There were thousands of bayern fans in stadium
And watched the game peacefully
🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
You guys played very badly
And messy
Galatasaray did not play disciplined
Galatasaray striker bad
You got that in english?
Use translate
German fans who came to Turkey to support Bayern Munich caused a disturbance in Beyoğlu, Istanbul.
English
@tribal light
Yea noone attacked them for just being bayern fans
Thousands of Bayern fans watched the game peacefully at stadium
So anyways
Good games again and congrats

Hi
see guys i told you lot you can do it and you did 😭
70 bayern nd 30 gala
There were few Bayern Munich fans in any match
United is not out yet
too late
Forgot Mainz away
But
But
Tuchelball

Bro can't go a day without mentioning Bayern or Tuchelball
better love story than Twilight
YES
what did tuchel do to bro
what about tuchelban
Same sh*t
oh yeah for sure
i just dont think tuchel is the right coach for bayern
hes alright
but not the perfect fit
At this point i dont blame Tuchel
I blame our board and the team
I blame our board for fumbling Transfers and having no shame to try to get Players on fcking Deadline day
And i blame our Players for lack of confidence
This aint Tuchels fault
They had enough time to get a DM
And fumbled so hard with Palhinha that we became the Meme of the week
You got Kim much
Kimmich
Hello my bavarians
i am not bavarian but i will say hello to you anyways
needs to give some players some more gametime imo but ig tuchelball is alr
Where are the people who said gnabry>coman
Hello
Ankara
The market values are wrong tho
Zidane was sold for 77M by Juve to RMA
And Dreesen revealed Bayern turned down 100M for Müller
Theres a difference between Market Value and buying price
Moises Caicedo's Market Value was 50mil
Chelsea bought him for 120
The market value used here is a completely made up value created by transfermarkt
To try to predict how much a player will be sold for
If Chelsea and Liverpool were willing to spend 100M for Moises Caicedo, his market value wasn't 50M, it was 100M
Thats how it works
No that's crap
They paid that much cause he's young
Bro wasn't even worth 100m at Brighton
He was mid
According to your logic. If United is willing to pay 500mil for Frimpong
That's his Market Value then
That's now how it works
Bayern Munich more like yearn for friends
Market value is literally what a club is willing to take to sell a player's contract
So if Bayern refuses 100M for Müller, he was worth at least 100M for bayern, and if RMA had to go up to 77M for Zidane, he was worth 77M to Juve
Maybe Moises wasnt a good example since multiple clubs were fighting to get him
But no club was getting Zidane for under 75M when he was at Juve
Exactly that's why they got him. If others would've bid more for Zidane, it could've gone up to 100m
If you go with Transfermarkt market values, they had Messi at 180M
Doesn't make him worth 100m tho just because there was a bidding war
Back then
However, there is absolutely zero world where a club gets Messi in like 2015 for 180M
Do you think Neymar was worth 222mil for the Market
Or only for PSG
Because for the market, he certainly wasn't
But for PSG he was
That's a huge difference
I think PSG overpaid a bit for neymar yea
PSG paying 222mil for Neymar doesn't make him worth 222mil
That's my point
Same as Caicedo
Chelsea paying 120mil doesn't make Caicedo worth 120mil
Ok but if Juve refuses to sell Zidane for under 75M and if Bayern refuses to sell Müller for 100M how are their market value 25M
That's why there's a general Market Value, where players are valued by skill, achievements talent etc
Yeah that is true
That's why clubs are willing to overpay
For a player
That's how it always worked
Doesn't make the Player necessarily worth the overpayment
Sometimes it pays out
Sometimes it doesn't
Overall transfermarkt has big issues with their market value bzcause they are often arbitrary
Yeah I agree with you
If you want a current day example, Kvara is worth 85M according to them but realistically he's never going to be sold for that value
So I don't really agree with those market values for Zidane and Müller, bc I think its insanely low especially for Zidane
I completely agree with you brother
My point just was that market value is not determined by how much clubs are willing to pay/bid for a player
Yeah mb about the moises example it made 0 sense lmao
All good
Hard to tell currently
I do know that he has a clause that is allowing him to leave to his former clubs
Containing Bayern, Liverpool and Real Madrid
But with Tuchel currently not having lost a single game and only drew 2
It's hard to tell
If he keeps up like this then we won't get Xabi
Even tho I gotta say our Team currently, even if winning, is playing like dogshit
I can't remember a game where we won without conceding a goal
We're buying the best young defenders there are and still haven't won a game recently without conceding
yes
About fckin time
peretz
SUIIIII
Unfortunately I might miss it because I sleep in during the weekends
finally ulreich gives me headaches
blud just stands
Frr
Blud thinks he retired
Neueeer
Müller first half and musiala in second half is better imo
Musiala has a hard time with full 90s
Muller's in their starting 11
hes been underfire bc musiala wants to leave bc of low gametime so hes giving him more gametime bc hes more likely to leave
MANU
Good morning Vietnam
its evening here
Oh I'm gonna cry
Imagine hes injuring himself in this game
thats what im worried about
but he looked world class in training and could dive well so
walkouts
its time 🥹
KIMMICH
BRO
what happened
neuer goat
Kimmich wtf
were left with laimass bro
Kimmich you donkey
MANUUUUUUUUU
wtf
Oh snap neuer is back?
Yep
No Kimmich vs Dortmund then?
And tuchel got booked
Kimmich is such a donkey
always dribbling as last midfielder
did the same against Galatasaray and we almost conceded
now its a red
we are left with laimass bro
JUST TAKE THE POSSIBLE GOAL AND MOVE ON WHY DO YOU STOP HIM
depression
Stop blaming tuchel for kimmich being so overconfident
when a player gets red card is substition allowed for the sent off player?
Kimmich Red
they crush my heart and say its nothing
Laimer Goretzka vs Dortmund, end me
They're trollinz
50-0
Cheeky
i really missed neuer ball
did tuchel get yellow
why
steps closer to the whole bayern squad getting red card
Good save from the darmstadt keeper
my idol kane is coming to save bayern
fk
10 men vs 10 men
in the exact same spot too holt
holy
in sane we trust
ffs
this match is wild
MANUUUU
why are darmstadt shooting from the same spot
I don't like this game
I can’t imagine how will our midfield run vs dortmund
dont worry mate our midfield is just as bad too 👍
better than laimer-goretzka
MANUU
NEUER GOAT
hopefully muller starts
thomas muller starts
hoepfully
ANOTHER RED
DARMSTADT 9
THIS IS CRAZY
Guys what's going on in your game? I'm not watching but getting so many red card notifications
9v10
like 2 red card for damstardt and 1 red 2 yellow for bayern
crazy first half
Yeah I'm seeing them in the app. Crazy
no
TORRRRRR
Sane
I figured
Dammit offside
such a clown game
it could be 2-1 for us but its 1-2 red cards ffs
this ref
lets be Real
after seeing 2 red cards happen in front of your eyes
the first thing you do is foul the next best option whos about to score a goal
😭😭
If we drop points this game, I'll actually destroy things
every single red card was so useless
its like fut champs when your 2-1 behind and the opponent will just foul you from anywhere to stop you from scoring
fr
at one point darmstadt had one defender
its so over for them
the birds on the pitch 💀
Goal
I LIKE THIS REF
I think
KANEEEEEE
Kane
TORRRRRR

About time
GUESS WHO
KANE MOMENT 🗣️
GOL
who's england's greatest scorer it's harry harry kane
bro pulled a van persie
KANEEEEEEE
442oons vibe✨
GLORY GLORY BAYERN MUUUUUUUUUNICH
👍
Oh that was almost two
they are crumbling
This keeper is crazy
Now we cool
SANÉÉÉ
goal sane i think
LEROYYYYYYY
who scored lol didn't see
insané
Sané
man our ability to retaliate after ht this season is so amazing
we couldnt do it last season
but seems like tuchel really motivates the players during ht
All we needed is a proper striker and neuer
fr
we are getting the chances
Sommer was amazing but not nearly on neuer’s level
the convertion..
You know neuer is playing right
yea i’m not sped
Okay good
TOR MUSIALAAAAAAAAA
all i want is for müller to start
yyyyyaaaaahh
BAYERN LOCKED IN AFTER HT
might do laimer muller musiala wit a 4–3-3 attacking
We're cooking
musiala is back
TOR FUR DEN FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN, NUMMER ZWEIUNDVIERZIG, JAMAL (MUSIALA)
3 goals in 9 mins
Goal
Four
Another goal
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO
Bro
Sane
We're cooking
4 GOALS IN 15 MINS
What did Tuchel give them in the Cabin
4 Goals 13 mins
😭
Crack probably
THE GOAT MÜLLER IS COMING ON
Darmstadt started off rly good but theyre just gettin beat at every moment
our raumedueter
Sane hattrick 🫡 incoming
müller will score 9 goals in 2 minutes
Goal
KANE
KANEEEEE
KANE AND SANE BRACE
HARRY KANEEE
Lucas Zelarayán ahh goal
live it
FROM THE HALF
love it
Kané brace
CHRISMD TYPA GOAL
mia san mia 💪
HOLY THIS GERMAN COMMENTATOR IS GOING WILD
What is he saying
how do i get german commentary on espn
i cant understand it bro hea saying it so fast
MULLER ASSIST
MY GOAT
Yabba dabba do
I can't understand arabic commentary but it seems very nice lol
6
THOMAS MULLER
THIS IS THE REAL YABBA DABBA DOO
GOAAAAAL
THIS IS WHAT THE YABBA DABBA DOO MEANS
TUCHEL EMOTIONLESS
TUCHEL ACTING LIKE ANCELOTRI
Goal
ANCELOTTI
wow
!!
WRFF HAHAHAHAH
💪
Omg
The darmstadt gk went frm a 7.5 to a 5.9 ffs lol
We're cooking
Le but de dingue d’Harry Kane 🤯
2 G/A FOR MULLER IN 13 MINS
8.3 to 5.9
NEUER IS BACKKKKK
This is the Neuer affect
MANUUUUUUUUUUU
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
The dropoff lmao
MANU FED THIS GUYS AT THE HALF BRO
Manuel Neuer Effect
I'm telling y'all
We're getting back to form
We're getting back
6 GOALS IN 25 MINS
THE BAYERN TWITTER ADMIN IS GETTING EXCITED
That's seven
HATTRICK
Harry Kane goal bro 🙌
Jamal hattrick?
7 goals in 20 mins
*26
Wtf
10-0 would be sexy
Close enough
MULLER ALSO GOT A BRACE OF ASSISTS
Haha lmao
who will get motm
2 ASSISTS 1 GOAL FOR MULLER AFTER 20 MINS
i think kane
Sane
Kane halfway line goal was insane
or muller if he gets another assist or goal
We're cooking
we cooked*
Jesus Christ
What is this
tuchel ball at its finest
Manuel Neuer Effect
I swear it was 0-0 at HT lmfao
it was
until
neuer fed these guys something
neuer put some sense into these guys holy
tuchel too
why are we going easy all of a sudden
push it to 8 or 10
We destroyed them in 30 minutes
Kimmich was taking the red card for the team
just to give barcelona ptsd
bayern are them
We givin poor Darmstadt the Bochum treatment
bochum and schalke
we dont like teams with dark blue in them
they remind us of barca
😭😭
Gimme 8
Gimme Neuer header
To make it 0-10
that was close
bruh i got muted for 15 mins for spamming müller
Lewandowski thing
I agree
KANE HATTRICK
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
8-0
LETS GOO
KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KANE
BARCA AINT READY
TORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HARRY KANE
🔥
HARRY
8 GOALS IN THE 88’
KANEEEEEEE
Omg
they were edging us of goals in the first half but made up for it
These Bluds scored 8 goals in a single half 😭
Blud what
Sane assist
neuer bicycle kick from his own goal box incoming
how the hell have you lot managed to score 8 goals in one half
what went down in that dressing room
😭
they all did crack apparently
THE NEUER AFFECT
barca schalke darmstadt and bochum
NEUER EFFECT
Neuer's first Game in a year
They win 8-0
don’t disrespect bochum schalke and darmstadt like that
LMFAO
I cannot imagine kane german fibberish
MANUUUUU
MANUELLLK
MANUEL
MANUEL NEUERRRRR 🧱 🧤
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BAYERN MATCHES IVE EVER SEEN
Please tel one goal
Neuer Effect
i swear down if it becomes 9-0 ill actually start rolling around on the floor
we all know schalke bochum and darmstadt are bigger clubs than barca
IMAGINE IF WE MAKE IT 9-0
müller 19 goals in 2 mins
make it more extreme
come on
please dont make it 9-0 now im scared for next week
cmon muller kane tel or sane
You're supposed to be scared anyway
😭
it’s a good day when müller scores
In general good day because of neuer
😭
on fotmob
give him the balon o dor
Dortmund, this is what you have to face lmao
its joever
to be fair this team just came out of 2. bundesliga
8-0
They have a better goalkeeper than this one
wow
Remember last time?
yeah we have already lost atp
5-0?
Kobel og
Ft
he cant even kick a ball
Dont know how he messed up that bad
damn munchen 8:0 poggies
This proper made my day
this was a training session for us lmao
THANK YOU HOFFENHEIM
exactly my reaction
Get in
Undav cost himself the game by missin tht pen lol
This is the first full Bayern match I’ve seen and oh my god
First half three players sent off
Second half 8 goals
neuer
what happened in ur locker room bro during halftime
😭
Best of luck against us
yes good luck for next week probs will be a free win for you lot anyways 😭
Kimmich watching everyone have the game of their lives while he took the red card to stop a Darmstadt player from scoring (It wouldve been a 8-1 win) and miss the game against Dortmund
yeah
der klassiker is next week mate
😭
Kimmich was the imposter all along
kane is trynna catch up to guirassy



