#bayern-munich

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long fox
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Kane

craggy pagoda
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man sane is still nervous

tribal light
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GOAAAAAAL BAYERN

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GOAAAAAAL BAYERN

surreal snow
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BO WAY

craggy pagoda
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YOOOOOO

surreal snow
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WTFFFF

craggy pagoda
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EZZZ

long fox
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KAAAAANEEEE

surreal snow
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HHAAHHAHA

burnt marlin
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Kanneee!!!

frozen grove
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VAMOSSS

long fox
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Man

surreal snow
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this is haram

ocean hornet
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finally

surreal snow
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haram

craggy pagoda
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i feel good

frozen grove
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I'm happy

long fox
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Now see it out pls

slim holly
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K
A
N
E

surreal snow
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And i literally said it

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our last hope is a random chance

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and we got it

craggy pagoda
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ziyech is in

craggy pagoda
surreal snow
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We didnt deserve this one tiny bit

craggy pagoda
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i dont therea gonna be a chance like that again

surreal snow
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there will

frozen grove
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We need another goal

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Hopefully sane

surreal snow
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If we score another its gonna be a late one

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next chance

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DAVIES WTFF

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PASS

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THE DAMN BALL

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ITS CRAZY

frozen grove
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Eeeee

craggy pagoda
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its chaos

surreal snow
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we can never feel comfortable

long fox
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Sarrinho on

surreal snow
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Sarr in for Mazraoui

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oh my days

tribal light
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BRO

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NOT SARR

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NOOOOO

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WTF

long fox
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We tryna tie the game now

craggy pagoda
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WHERES MULLER

tired prism
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Sarr is on the pitch lmao

frozen grove
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Pretty bad

tired prism
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Bring the goat Muller on

surreal snow
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handball please

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its never pen but pleasee

craggy pagoda
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tuchel is literally experimenting

long fox
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MUSSIIIIII

surreal snow
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we have so much space again

long fox
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3-1

tribal light
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GOAAAAAAL BAYERN

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GOAAAAAAL BAYERN

craggy pagoda
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HHahshh

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HAHAHA

surreal snow
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OVER

tired prism
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Musiala strikes

brave temple
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1-3

craggy pagoda
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JAMALLL

tribal light
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WE ARE THEM

tired prism
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Now being on the ramdeuter

surreal snow
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Game over

tribal light
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STOP THE GAME

surreal snow
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I feel bad for gala

tribal light
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Their Fans literally behave like Neanderthals

craggy pagoda
slim holly
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They finally get Kane involved and the goals come

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🙌

craggy pagoda
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wElCoMe tO hELL

surreal snow
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I called it

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The stadium is dead

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the team is dead

tribal light
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We are them

surreal snow
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after this performance you have to give them the second place

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best case is we score 4-1

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SANE

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dude

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release the r2 trigger

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pen pls

tired prism
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Bring on muller

surreal snow
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Tel choupo on

frozen grove
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Please don't score anymore

surreal snow
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That has to be a pen

ocean hornet
surreal snow
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give it

frozen grove
surreal snow
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this game showcases how important fans and team spirit is

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Gala deserved a 7-1 win

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but the second we score a undeserved goal

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we're having 90% of the game

frozen grove
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Lmao

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It's sort of unfair but fair too

surreal snow
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de ligt injured

tribal light
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No

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No

surreal snow
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he didnt look fit in the first half too

tribal light
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Noooo

surreal snow
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head contact

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atleast nothing muscular

craggy pagoda
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bro no de ligt

surreal snow
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theyre screaming for another pen

craggy pagoda
surreal snow
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Can we be real now

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gala fans are overrated

craggy pagoda
surreal snow
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0 songs, only whistling

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and gone when the team is losing

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crazy

craggy pagoda
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fr this is when gala needs support

surreal snow
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Now they hear our fans and whistle again

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😭

long fox
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Almost 4

gaunt vigil
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"Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win." - Gary Lineker

long fox
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lol Choupo

surreal snow
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choupo man

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5 mins added

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imagine they Comeback

craggy pagoda
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5 min is good enough

craggy pagoda
surreal snow
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2,5 xg vs 1,4 xg

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guess whos Leading 3-1

surreal snow
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nah its over

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first minute gone

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its joever

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4-1 now

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nah tel

craggy pagoda
frozen grove
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It's 4-1?

surreal snow
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no

craggy pagoda
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no

surreal snow
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i need a 4-1

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just for sh1ts and giggles

craggy pagoda
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almost 2 mins left

frozen grove
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Nah, sit down, I need the 3-1

surreal snow
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I love the silence when we score

frozen grove
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Yea

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It's wunderbar

surreal snow
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I predicted a 3-1 too

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but still

frozen grove
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Why then lmao

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3-1 is enough

surreal snow
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Why not

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sane is seemingly upset

craggy pagoda
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the more the better

frozen grove
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A quiet night in Istanbul, I could write a book on this lol

surreal snow
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give him that one goal

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ffs

craggy pagoda
frozen grove
surreal snow
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this game felt like 4 hours

long fox
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3-2 but offside

craggy pagoda
surreal snow
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it feels like ive watched an entire movie and got emotionally attached to the characters

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and i know the movie is about to be over

craggy pagoda
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bro the satisfaction i feel

long fox
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FT

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3-1

surreal snow
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me too

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Im waiting for the sequel

long fox
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We somehow sh1thoused another win

surreal snow
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its coming soon

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this is absolute shithousery

craggy pagoda
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the first half SKULLY

tribal light
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FT

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We are them

strong saddle
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Holy Christ we won

surreal snow
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Müller 0 minutes

surreal snow
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you missed it all

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god damn

long fox
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Still undefeated

strong saddle
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Holy Christ we won

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What happened

surreal snow
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Bayern is the first team in Champions League history to win 8 away group stage games in a row.

craggy pagoda
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embarassing though the first half

frozen grove
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Alhamdulilah

tribal light
surreal snow
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Kane scored

frozen grove
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Lol

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Ysa

surreal snow
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and then gala stopped playing

strong saddle
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Julian is still crying about tuchel lmao

frozen grove
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Lmao yes

craggy pagoda
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🫂

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the kane impact fr

tired prism
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Man I wanted to see Muller on the pitch

tribal light
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Bayern lives in his head

tired prism
strong saddle
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Hey wait a minute

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Aren't we basically qualified for the ko's

frozen grove
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We are

tired prism
frozen grove
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That's 9 points

craggy pagoda
strong saddle
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Lessgo

frozen grove
tired prism
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He still can't get over his dismissal

long fox
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Yanited ain't beatin Copenhagen and Gala away lel

tired prism
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We've clearly moved on from him

tired prism
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United getting grouped

modest frost
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Musiala 🙏

long fox
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Can someone tell him?

modest frost
tired prism
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I wanna kill him

long fox
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We don't lose group stage games, we just fckin DON'T

tired prism
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We'll put 10 past them

modest frost
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Btw we beat the record of away games won in a row

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In the group stages

tired prism
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They've been pretty bad at OT lately

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So we'll comfortably beat them

craggy pagoda
long fox
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This is realistically United's only chance at 3 points, Copenhagen at home lol

tired prism
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0 wins

craggy pagoda
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seriously ten hag is destroying united

tired prism
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No manager can save United

long fox
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Tuchelball is basically RMA settings lmao

tired prism
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Joining United is the biggest mistake any manager can commit

tired prism
craggy pagoda
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inter going good too

tired prism
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We'll cook them easily

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Just like last season

craggy pagoda
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yeah

tired prism
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Tuchel needs to shithouse this kind of wins in the knockout stages

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Then we can go all the way

tribal light
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Even tho we won and i'm happy

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The way we played 80% of the game was just disgusting

tired prism
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Gotta get used to it

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I'm just mad that muller wasn't brought on

long fox
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I hope we bring the same RMA-esque magic to the knockout stages too

proper acorn
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Bayern Münih won 🇩🇪🇩🇪

tribal light
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Where are the Gala fans that insulted us at

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They thought they were playing United+

proper acorn
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Hahaha they were upset

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Mauro İcardi football ignorant

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Harry Kane

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Musila

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Coman

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Thank you for these

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@tribal light Did the match get the result you wanted?

tribal light
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Gala fans have beaten up Bayern fans in Turkey

proper acorn
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I was expecting this result too

tired prism
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Gala fans are awful

tribal light
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Just a lil trolling

tribal light
tired prism
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We'll absolutely demolish Gala in Munich

proper acorn
tired prism
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Screw them

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Bloody idiots

proper acorn
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Bayern Münih panzers

proper acorn
long fox
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How's Manure doin?

patent geyser
strong saddle
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That's without saying the six combined shots kopenhagn have compared to their 0

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Now they have one

long fox
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I hear Copenhagen hit the post lmao

patent geyser
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kobenhavn is more dangerous than manu

strong saddle
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Yeah

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The play by play feature isn't working for me so I can't keep tabs

violet pendant
# tired prism Gala fans are awful

Harry Kane: "It's my first time at Galatasaray's stadium and to be frank, I regain my hearing after the match is over. It's a really great atmosphere. Thanks for that. Because this is football."

violet pendant
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How sad

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Anyways congratz other bayern fans except that two

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That was a good game

tribal light
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What is Bro talking about

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That is more than double

violet pendant
tribal light
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Wdym so what?

violet pendant
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Be respectful next time

tribal light
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?

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Respectful about what?

violet pendant
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Dont get drunk too much

tribal light
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Your fans attacking ours for being Bayern fans?

violet pendant
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Do u know the context of the fight

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U talk like they were sitting peacefully there and someone attackedd them

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This is a fight

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They made some violence and took their answer now move on

tribal light
violet pendant
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I know the context but u can tell your nonsense

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From your perspective

tribal light
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Thats why i am asking you to tell me

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What motivated 70 Gala fans to attack 30 people

violet pendant
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They were drunk and made violence

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Disrespected the flag and other stuff

tribal light
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You got a news source

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I wanna read

violet pendant
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Ultraslan fans told about that
U cant find everything on news

proper acorn
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3-1

violet pendant
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But if u think the fight was appeared from nothing
Then u know nothing

proper acorn
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10

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🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

violet pendant
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There were thousands of bayern fans in stadium
And watched the game peacefully

proper acorn
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🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

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You guys played very badly

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And messy

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Galatasaray did not play disciplined

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Galatasaray striker bad

tribal light
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You got that in english?

violet pendant
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Use translate

proper acorn
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German fans who came to Turkey to support Bayern Munich caused a disturbance in Beyoğlu, Istanbul.

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English

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@tribal light

violet pendant
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Yea noone attacked them for just being bayern fans
Thousands of Bayern fans watched the game peacefully at stadium
So anyways
Good games again and congrats

proper acorn
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Lie

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I received news that Bayern Munich fans had a fight.

fair garden
proper acorn
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Hi

ivory raven
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see guys i told you lot you can do it and you did 😭

fair garden
proper acorn
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There were few Bayern Munich fans in any match

strong saddle
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United is not out yet

neon atlas
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Real

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Already in round of 16

strong saddle
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too late

humble trench
long fox
tribal light
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But

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But

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Tuchelball

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Bro can't go a day without mentioning Bayern or Tuchelball

strong saddle
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He can't

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He and Bayern are romantically involved

long fox
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better love story than Twilight

strong saddle
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YES

surreal snow
tribal light
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Bro I started to cringe hearing Tuchel Ball

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Idk why

humble trench
tribal light
humble trench
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its different.

tribal light
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As in

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Same Response

humble trench
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oh yeah for sure

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i just dont think tuchel is the right coach for bayern

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hes alright

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but not the perfect fit

tribal light
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At this point i dont blame Tuchel

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I blame our board and the team

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I blame our board for fumbling Transfers and having no shame to try to get Players on fcking Deadline day

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And i blame our Players for lack of confidence

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This aint Tuchels fault

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They had enough time to get a DM

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And fumbled so hard with Palhinha that we became the Meme of the week

strong saddle
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Lost all our deals because of the deadline

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I'm still salty

shrewd lodge
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Kimmich

ivory helm
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Hello my bavarians

ivory raven
fair garden
# tribal light

needs to give some players some more gametime imo but ig tuchelball is alr

neon atlas
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Where are the people who said gnabry>coman

silent prairie
fervent steppe
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Ankara

modest frost
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The market values are wrong tho

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Zidane was sold for 77M by Juve to RMA

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And Dreesen revealed Bayern turned down 100M for Müller

tribal light
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Moises Caicedo's Market Value was 50mil

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Chelsea bought him for 120

modest frost
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To try to predict how much a player will be sold for

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If Chelsea and Liverpool were willing to spend 100M for Moises Caicedo, his market value wasn't 50M, it was 100M

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Thats how it works

tribal light
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They paid that much cause he's young

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Bro wasn't even worth 100m at Brighton

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He was mid

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According to your logic. If United is willing to pay 500mil for Frimpong

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That's his Market Value then

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That's now how it works

crystal mason
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Bayern Munich more like yearn for friends

modest frost
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Market value is literally what a club is willing to take to sell a player's contract

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So if Bayern refuses 100M for Müller, he was worth at least 100M for bayern, and if RMA had to go up to 77M for Zidane, he was worth 77M to Juve

tribal light
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Worth to a club yeah

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But not the whole market

modest frost
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Maybe Moises wasnt a good example since multiple clubs were fighting to get him

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But no club was getting Zidane for under 75M when he was at Juve

tribal light
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Exactly that's why they got him. If others would've bid more for Zidane, it could've gone up to 100m

modest frost
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If you go with Transfermarkt market values, they had Messi at 180M

tribal light
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Doesn't make him worth 100m tho just because there was a bidding war

modest frost
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Back then

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However, there is absolutely zero world where a club gets Messi in like 2015 for 180M

tribal light
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Do you think Neymar was worth 222mil for the Market

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Or only for PSG

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Because for the market, he certainly wasn't

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But for PSG he was

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That's a huge difference

modest frost
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I think PSG overpaid a bit for neymar yea

tribal light
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PSG paying 222mil for Neymar doesn't make him worth 222mil

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That's my point

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Same as Caicedo

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Chelsea paying 120mil doesn't make Caicedo worth 120mil

modest frost
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Ok but if Juve refuses to sell Zidane for under 75M and if Bayern refuses to sell Müller for 100M how are their market value 25M

tribal light
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That's why there's a general Market Value, where players are valued by skill, achievements talent etc

modest frost
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At their peak

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Zidane was the most expansive player ever

tribal light
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Yeah that is true

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That's why clubs are willing to overpay

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For a player

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That's how it always worked

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Doesn't make the Player necessarily worth the overpayment

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Sometimes it pays out

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Sometimes it doesn't

modest frost
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Overall transfermarkt has big issues with their market value bzcause they are often arbitrary

tribal light
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Yeah I agree with you

modest frost
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If you want a current day example, Kvara is worth 85M according to them but realistically he's never going to be sold for that value

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So I don't really agree with those market values for Zidane and Müller, bc I think its insanely low especially for Zidane

tribal light
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I completely agree with you brother

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My point just was that market value is not determined by how much clubs are willing to pay/bid for a player

modest frost
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Yeah mb about the moises example it made 0 sense lmao

tribal light
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All good

modest frost
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Btw do you think Xabi will sign with us in the next few years?

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I hope he does

tribal light
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I do know that he has a clause that is allowing him to leave to his former clubs

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Containing Bayern, Liverpool and Real Madrid

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But with Tuchel currently not having lost a single game and only drew 2

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It's hard to tell

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If he keeps up like this then we won't get Xabi

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Even tho I gotta say our Team currently, even if winning, is playing like dogshit

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I can't remember a game where we won without conceding a goal

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We're buying the best young defenders there are and still haven't won a game recently without conceding

ivory helm
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are you the same lizzie i was talking to last week?

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@ivory raven

ivory raven
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😭

ivory helm
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Ohhh

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you js changed alot lol

neon atlas
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Dayum

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Lol

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If we face Newcastle in round of 16

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Do y'all think we'll win

odd crown
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yes

surreal snow
tribal light
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LETS GOOOO

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Neuer

craggy siren
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peretz

neon atlas
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No more Ulrich

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I will be there

strong saddle
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SUIIIII

strong saddle
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Unfortunately I might miss it because I sleep in during the weekends

strong saddle
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i know

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im gonna try waking up early

worthy schooner
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Lets goooo

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neuer is finally back

fair garden
neon atlas
fair garden
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Frr

royal plover
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Bruh

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Nuer came back from da backrooms

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I thought bro retired 💀

upper bane
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Blud thinks he retired

upper bane
craggy siren
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still no muller

modest frost
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Shameful

long fox
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Neueeer

modest frost
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Müller first half and musiala in second half is better imo

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Musiala has a hard time with full 90s

long fox
craggy siren
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look again

fair garden
marble shadow
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MANU

strong saddle
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Good morning Vietnam

craggy siren
strong saddle
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Right

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Timezones

upper bane
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Cant imagine how bro is feeling rn

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the goosebumps at an all time high

strong saddle
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Oh I'm gonna cry

surreal snow
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Imagine hes injuring himself in this game

upper bane
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but he looked world class in training and could dive well so

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walkouts

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its time 🥹

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KIMMICH

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BRO

worthy schooner
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what happened

upper bane
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NOW WERE LEFT WITH LAIMASS

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neuer will save dont worry

worthy schooner
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neuer goat

upper bane
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in manu we trust

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im manu we trust

long fox
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Kimmich wtf

upper bane
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were left with laimass bro

long fox
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Kimmich you donkey

upper bane
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MANUUUUUUUUU

surreal snow
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wtf

cobalt sky
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Oh snap neuer is back?

strong saddle
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Yep

upper bane
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i told yall in manu we trust

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a save is a save

long fox
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No Kimmich vs Dortmund then?

strong saddle
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And tuchel got booked

surreal snow
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Kimmich is such a donkey

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always dribbling as last midfielder

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did the same against Galatasaray and we almost conceded

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now its a red

upper bane
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we are left with laimass bro

surreal snow
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JUST TAKE THE POSSIBLE GOAL AND MOVE ON WHY DO YOU STOP HIM

upper bane
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depression

surreal snow
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Stop blaming tuchel for kimmich being so overconfident

worthy schooner
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when a player gets red card is substition allowed for the sent off player?

tribal light
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Kimmich Red

upper bane
long fox
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Laimer Goretzka vs Dortmund, end me

tribal light
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They're trollinz

upper bane
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50-0

strong saddle
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Cheeky

upper bane
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i really missed neuer ball

worthy schooner
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did tuchel get yellow

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why

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steps closer to the whole bayern squad getting red card

strong saddle
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Good save from the darmstadt keeper

upper bane
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PEN

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Kane scoring cuz he always scores pens

worthy schooner
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my idol kane is coming to save bayern

long fox
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No pen

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Fk

upper bane
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fk

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10 men vs 10 men

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in the exact same spot too holt

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holy

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in sane we trust

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ffs

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this match is wild

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MANUUUU

tribal light
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Now we're even

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Red Card for Darmstadt

upper bane
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why are darmstadt shooting from the same spot

long fox
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I don't like this game

worthy schooner
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king

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yes king

craggy siren
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I can’t imagine how will our midfield run vs dortmund

ivory raven
craggy siren
upper bane
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MANUU

craggy siren
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NEUER GOAT

upper bane
worthy schooner
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hoepfully

fleet swift
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ANOTHER RED

upper bane
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DARMSTADT 9

fleet swift
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THIS IS CRAZY

tribal light
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2nd Red for Darmstadt

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What are they smoking

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Manuel Neuer Curse

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😭

light sparrow
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Guys what's going on in your game? I'm not watching but getting so many red card notifications

strong saddle
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9v10

tribal light
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We're cooking

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Hopefully

worthy schooner
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crazy first half

light sparrow
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Yeah I'm seeing them in the app. Crazy

long fox
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Can we score

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pls?

worthy schooner
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no

fleet swift
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TORRRRRR

strong saddle
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Sane

upper bane
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ffs

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offside

strong saddle
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I figured

fleet swift
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Dammit offside

surreal snow
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such a clown game

neon atlas
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Another one

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DJ Khaled

surreal snow
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it could be 2-1 for us but its 1-2 red cards ffs

upper bane
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this ref

surreal snow
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lets be Real

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after seeing 2 red cards happen in front of your eyes

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the first thing you do is foul the next best option whos about to score a goal

#

😭😭

long fox
#

If we drop points this game, I'll actually destroy things

surreal snow
#

every single red card was so useless

#

its like fut champs when your 2-1 behind and the opponent will just foul you from anywhere to stop you from scoring

upper bane
#

at one point darmstadt had one defender

surreal snow
#

its so over for them

fleet swift
#

the birds on the pitch 💀

strong saddle
#

Did it go over

#

Bruh

upper bane
#

man

#

this darmstadt keeper man

long fox
#

Goal

void horizon
#

I LIKE THIS REF

long fox
#

I think

fleet swift
#

KANEEEEEE

long fox
#

Kane

upper bane
#

TORRRRRR

fair garden
long fox
#

About time

strong saddle
#

GUESS WHO

fair garden
#

KANE MOMENT 🗣️

azure idol
#

GOL

azure idol
upper bane
#

bro pulled a van persie

tribal light
#

KANEEEEEEE

azure idol
#

442oons vibe✨

tribal light
#

GLORY GLORY BAYERN MUUUUUUUUUNICH

autumn jetty
#

👍

strong saddle
#

Oh that was almost two

azure idol
#

they are crumbling

upper bane
#

ffs

#

Give me another yabba dabba doo

strong saddle
#

This keeper is crazy

upper bane
#

TORRRRRRRRR

#

SANE

strong saddle
#

Now we cool

fleet swift
#

SANÉÉÉ

fair garden
#

goal sane i think

upper bane
#

LEROYYYYYYY

upper bane
#

I GOT MY YABBA DABBA DOO

azure idol
#

who scored lol didn't see

upper bane
#

LEROY

#

SANEEEEEE

azure idol
#

insané

fleet swift
upper bane
#

man our ability to retaliate after ht this season is so amazing

#

we couldnt do it last season

#

but seems like tuchel really motivates the players during ht

fleet swift
#

All we needed is a proper striker and neuer

azure idol
#

we are getting the chances

fleet swift
#

Sommer was amazing but not nearly on neuer’s level

azure idol
#

the convertion..

strong saddle
fleet swift
strong saddle
#

Okay good

fair garden
#

Kimmich is gonna be a huge miss next game damn..

#

Goal

fleet swift
#

TOR MUSIALAAAAAAAAA

upper bane
#

TORRRRRRR

#

JAMAL

fleet swift
upper bane
#

JAMALAAAAAAAAAAAA

#

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO

azure idol
#

yyyyyaaaaahh

upper bane
#

BAYERN LOCKED IN AFTER HT

fair garden
#

might do laimer muller musiala wit a 4–3-3 attacking

tribal light
#

We're cooking

upper bane
#

musiala is back

fleet swift
#

TOR FUR DEN FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN, NUMMER ZWEIUNDVIERZIG, JAMAL (MUSIALA)

upper bane
#

3 goals in 9 mins

fair garden
#

Goal

strong saddle
#

Four

upper bane
#

TORRRRRRRR

#

SANEEEE

fleet swift
#

Another goal

upper bane
#

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO

tribal light
#

Bro

fair garden
#

Sane

tribal light
#

We're cooking

upper bane
#

4 GOALS IN 15 MINS

tribal light
#

What did Tuchel give them in the Cabin

fleet swift
#

4 Goals 13 mins

tribal light
#

😭

fleet swift
azure idol
#

oh yeah

#

💪💪💪

fleet swift
#

THE GOAT MÜLLER IS COMING ON

fair garden
#

Darmstadt started off rly good but theyre just gettin beat at every moment

upper bane
#

KRATZIGGGGG

#

AND MULLERRRRRR

azure idol
#

our raumedueter

fleet swift
#

pls müller score 🙏🙏

#

my glorious king

fair garden
#

Sane hattrick 🫡 incoming

upper bane
fleet swift
#

müller will score 9 goals in 2 minutes

upper bane
#

TORRRRRRRRR

fair garden
#

Goal

upper bane
#

KANE

tribal light
#

KANEEEEE

upper bane
#

KANE AND SANE BRACE

tribal light
#

HARRY KANEEE

azure idol
#

what the heck

#

wow

fleet swift
#

Lucas Zelarayán ahh goal

pale topaz
#

live it

upper bane
#

FROM THE HALF

pale topaz
#

love it

fair garden
#

Kané brace

upper bane
#

CHRISMD TYPA GOAL

azure idol
#

mia san mia 💪

upper bane
#

HOLY THIS GERMAN COMMENTATOR IS GOING WILD

pale topaz
fleet swift
#

how do i get german commentary on espn

upper bane
#

MULLER ASSIST

#

MY GOAT

pale topaz
azure idol
#

I can't understand arabic commentary but it seems very nice lol

fleet swift
#

MÜLLEE GOAL

#

MÜLLER GOAL

#

MÜLLER GOAL

#

MÜLLER GOAL

fair garden
#

6

upper bane
#

TORRRRR

#

MULLEERRRRRRRREE

#

START MY GOAT NOW TUCHEL

#

START HIM

#

NO SUB

tribal light
#

THOMAS MULLER

upper bane
#

THIS IS THE REAL YABBA DABBA DOO

tribal light
#

GOAAAAAL

surreal snow
#

WHAT A GOAL

#

😭😭

upper bane
#

THIS IS WHAT THE YABBA DABBA DOO MEANS

#

TUCHEL EMOTIONLESS

#

TUCHEL ACTING LIKE ANCELOTRI

azure idol
#

Goal

upper bane
#

ANCELOTTI

azure idol
#

wow

autumn jetty
#

!!

upper bane
#

TUCHEL IS HIM

#

TUCHEL IS HIM

surreal snow
#

WRFF HAHAHAHAH

upper bane
#

THOMAS MULLER

#

2 G/A

azure idol
#

💪

long fox
#

Omg

fair garden
#

The darmstadt gk went frm a 7.5 to a 5.9 ffs lol

tribal light
#

We're cooking

upper bane
#

2 G/A FOR MULLER IN 13 MINS

tribal light
#

Manuel Neuer Luck

#

NEUER IS BACK BOIS

upper bane
tribal light
#

NEUER IS BACKKKKK

strong saddle
#

This is the Neuer affect

upper bane
#

MANUUUUUUUUUUU

fair garden
upper bane
#

MANU FED THIS GUYS AT THE HALF BRO

tribal light
#

Manuel Neuer Effect

#

I'm telling y'all

#

We're getting back to form

#

We're getting back

upper bane
#

6 GOALS IN 25 MINS

tribal light
#

If we get a dm

#

A cb

#

This winter

#

We'll be

#

The best in the world

upper bane
#

THE BAYERN TWITTER ADMIN IS GETTING EXCITED

tribal light
#

Sané

#

SANE

strong saddle
#

That's seven

tribal light
#

HATTRICK

upper bane
#

TORRRRRRRRR

#

MUSIALAAAAAA

#

THATS MY STARBOY

#

THATS MY STARBOY

twilit sky
#

Harry Kane goal bro 🙌

upper bane
#

THATS 7

#

NOT 1

twilit sky
#

Jamal hattrick?

upper bane
#

MULLER ASSIST

#

3 G/A FOR MULLER

upper bane
#

NOT 3

#

NOT 4

#

NOT 5

#

NOT 6

#

BUT 7

#

JAMAL AND MATTJIS OFF

fair garden
#

7 goals in 20 mins

upper bane
#

STAR BOY TE

#

STAR BOY TEL

#

TEL 3 GOALS INCOMING

tribal light
#

Make it 10-0

#

Please

fair garden
#

*26

sonic solstice
#

Wtf

upper bane
#

MULLER ASSIST BRACE

#

MUSIALA BRACE

surreal snow
#

10-0 would be sexy

upper bane
#

SANE BRACE

#

AND KANE BRACE

sonic solstice
#

I checked the score 30 minutes ago and it was 0-0

#

Wtf is this

#

😂

fair garden
#

Close enough

upper bane
#

MULLER ALSO GOT A BRACE OF ASSISTS

autumn jetty
azure idol
#

who will get motm

upper bane
#

2 ASSISTS 1 GOAL FOR MULLER AFTER 20 MINS

azure idol
#

i think kane

upper bane
opal wing
#

Kane halfway line goal was insane

upper bane
#

or muller if he gets another assist or goal

tribal light
#

We're cooking

azure idol
#

we cooked*

long fox
#

Jesus Christ

azure idol
long fox
#

What is this

upper bane
#

tuchel ball at its finest

tribal light
upper bane
long fox
#

I swear it was 0-0 at HT lmfao

strong saddle
#

It was

#

Lol

upper bane
#

it was

#

until

#

neuer fed these guys something

#

neuer put some sense into these guys holy

#

tuchel too

#

why are we going easy all of a sudden

#

push it to 8 or 10

long fox
#

No Kimmich tax

#

Kimmie gone and we cookin

upper bane
#

kimmich put his mentality into all of these guys

#

can we score another one

strong saddle
tribal light
#

Kimmich was taking the red card for the team

upper bane
#

just to give barcelona ptsd

tribal light
#

We're gonna get talked about again all weekend

#

We're them

upper bane
#

bayern are them

long fox
#

We givin poor Darmstadt the Bochum treatment

upper bane
#

we dont like teams with dark blue in them

#

they remind us of barca

fair garden
#

😭😭

long fox
#

Gimme 8

pale topaz
#

Gimme Neuer header

pale topaz
upper bane
#

please tel score an 8th

#

Ok so choupo wont score

#

seven goals in 25 mins man

azure idol
#

that was close

fleet swift
#

bruh i got muted for 15 mins for spamming müller

azure idol
fleet swift
#

müller will score 29 goals in the remaining 4 minutes

#

and neuer hattrick

pale topaz
#

I agree

sterile bison
#

8-0 lmao

#

how is this a real league

fleet swift
#

KANE HATTRICK

upper bane
#

TORRRRRRR

#

HARRY KANE

#

SHOW THIS TO BARCELONA FANS

fleet swift
#

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

upper bane
#

8-0

pale topaz
#

LETS GOO

upper bane
#

KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pale topaz
#

KANE

fleet swift
#

BARCA AINT READY

upper bane
#

TORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

pale topaz
#

HARRY KANE

autumn jetty
#

🔥

tribal light
#

HARRY

upper bane
#

8 GOALS IN THE 88’

tribal light
#

KANEEEEEEE

long fox
#

Omg

fleet swift
#

they were edging us of goals in the first half but made up for it

twilit sky
#

These Bluds scored 8 goals in a single half 😭

ivory pivot
#

Blud what

azure idol
#

he's going home with match ball

#

kane 💪

tribal light
#

Neuer Effect

#

We're cooking

fair garden
#

Sane assist

fleet swift
#

neuer bicycle kick from his own goal box incoming

ivory raven
#

how the hell have you lot managed to score 8 goals in one half

#

what went down in that dressing room

#

😭

fleet swift
strong saddle
#

THE NEUER AFFECT

upper bane
#

barca schalke darmstadt and bochum

tribal light
#

Neuer's first Game in a year

#

They win 8-0

fleet swift
tribal light
#

LMFAO

pale topaz
#

I cannot imagine kane german fibberish

upper bane
#

MANUUUUU

tribal light
#

MANUELLLK

pale topaz
#

MANUEL

fleet swift
#

MANUEL NEUERRRRR 🧱 🧤

upper bane
#

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BAYERN MATCHES IVE EVER SEEN

surreal snow
#

Please tel one goal

pale topaz
ivory raven
#

i swear down if it becomes 9-0 ill actually start rolling around on the floor

fleet swift
#

we all know schalke bochum and darmstadt are bigger clubs than barca

upper bane
#

IMAGINE IF WE MAKE IT 9-0

fleet swift
#

müller 19 goals in 2 mins

tribal light
#

come on

ivory raven
#

please dont make it 9-0 now im scared for next week

tribal light
#

9-0

#

Please

upper bane
#

cmon muller kane tel or sane

tribal light
#

😭

fleet swift
#

it’s a good day when müller scores

pale topaz
upper bane
#

give my boy kane a 10.0 rating

#

hes a 9.8 rn

ivory raven
upper bane
#

on fotmob

pale topaz
long fox
#

Dortmund, this is what you have to face lmao

upper bane
#

its joever

fleet swift
#

to be fair this team just came out of 2. bundesliga

upper bane
#

8-0

pale topaz
upper bane
#

wow

long fox
ivory raven
pale topaz
long fox
#

That OG lmao

#

Yea

pale topaz
#

It will be

#

6-0

long fox
#

Kobel og

fair garden
#

Ft

upper bane
pale topaz
marsh needle
#

damn munchen 8:0 poggies

ivory raven
#

im getting war flashbacks

tribal light
#

Stuttgart is loosing

long fox
#

This proper made my day

upper bane
#

this was a training session for us lmao

tribal light
#

THANK YOU HOFFENHEIM

azure idol
long fox
#

Get in

azure idol
#

pog

#

i hope bayer leverkusen chokes too lol

pale topaz
#

They wont

#

Probably till like after 17

fair garden
#

Undav cost himself the game by missin tht pen lol

upper bane
#

we dont like teams with dark blue

#

Barca - Schalke - Bochum - Darmstadt

surreal snow
#

I have to say

#

this 8-0 was 100 times more entertaining than the 7-0 against bochum

opal wing
#

This is the first full Bayern match I’ve seen and oh my god

#

First half three players sent off

#

Second half 8 goals

surreal snow
tribal light
#

Harry Kane with 2 Hattricks in 9 Matches

#

Who let him sniff crack

upper bane
#

neuer

ivory raven
#

😭

strong saddle
#

Best of luck against us

ivory raven
#

yes good luck for next week probs will be a free win for you lot anyways 😭

surreal snow
#

Kimmich watching everyone have the game of their lives while he took the red card to stop a Darmstadt player from scoring (It wouldve been a 8-1 win) and miss the game against Dortmund

tribal light
#

Wait

#

Miss the game against Dortmund?

ivory raven
#

der klassiker is next week mate

#

😭

long fox
#

Kimmich was the imposter all along

tribal light
#

No like

#

Why miss the Game

fair garden
#

kane is trynna catch up to guirassy