bayern-munich

[cursive herald]

Should be scoring more for the amount of chances tbh

[tribal light]

It's sad

[cursive herald]

I'm not worried

We will win it

As always

First they said dortmund

Then leipzig

Then dortmund again

And now leverkusen

Literally everyone bottles it somehow

Bayern Dusel I suppose

[fleet swift]

i wish we still had nagelsmann

at least de ligt is finally starting

[upper bane]

if we did he wouldve been starting peretz and ulreich over neuer

he has a hatred for manu

[fleet swift]

he does?

[long fox]

We cookin lol wdym

[upper bane]

apparently hes gonna start ter statue over neuer for germant

[long fox]

Let us cook

[fleet swift]

yeah but müller needs to start

[tribal light]

Now just imagine how we'd ball with a dm

[fleet swift]

that’s stupid

[upper bane]

and without laimer

i miss maz

[fleet swift]

and kimmich should be at RB

[long fox]

There's always January

[tribal light]

Tho I'm 99% sure the Palhinha deal is off, because Fulham will now want atleast 80mil

[fleet swift]

he literally plays as RB for germany

[cursive herald]

De ligt ffs

[fleet swift]

Classic de ligt brexit tackle

[upper bane]

de ligt bruv

calma

bro got a bit too excited

[cursive herald]

Has de ligt ever played for Sunderland?

Cus he would suit them lmao

[fleet swift]

or celtic

they’re a brexit club

or at least used to be

[cursive herald]

Bambi just wow

[cursive herald]

Yeah

[fleet swift]

de ligt to 9th division sunday league team here we go

[cursive herald]

Lmao

[fleet swift]

i reckon we score one more before half time

[upper bane]

Bambi 🙏🏽

[cursive herald]

Hell no idk why we don't play laimer as the CDM

He is a good CDM and play Kimmich as CM with bambi at cam there you go

[fleet swift]

kimmich should be at RB and laimer at CDM, kimmich used to play at RB and still does for germany

[cursive herald]

Unless I'm missing an underlying tome here

[fleet swift]

atleast until mazroui is back

[cursive herald]

Agreed

Man I wish we hadn't loaned stanisic

He is such a good CB and RB

[fleet swift]

Yeah

He has potential

He’d be a good sub for this season

[upper bane]

goretzka

man

[fleet swift]

that one section of bayern fans is louder than the entire stadium of mainz fans

It’s sad that Davies is being scouted for real madrid

[upper bane]

ffs

[fleet swift]

god dammit

[tribal light]

Oh come on

Mainz scored

[surreal snow]

a close game against second to last place 😍

[upper bane]

get laimass out of my club

[fleet swift]

stadium announcer just had a voice crack

[tribal light]

Why can we just not concede in a fcking game

It's so annoying

[surreal snow]

laimer out of position for the third time 😍😍😍

[fleet swift]

why is laimer even at RB

[surreal snow]

but but but he fights more

play sarr instead

[fleet swift]

KIMMICH LITERALLY PLAYS RB

[long fox]

Not so fast on breaking the curse ig lol

[surreal snow]

laimer is not covering his positiion at all

[upper bane]

get laimass out of my club

send him to china

[surreal snow]

we didnt get punished in the first time

[fleet swift]

kimmich should be at rb and laimer at CDM

[surreal snow]

but now we are

[upper bane]

send him to burger leaghe

[tribal light]

Laimer is a decent Midfielder, but that's it

He ain't built for RB

I don't blame him

[fleet swift]

kimmich is built for rb

[upper bane]

why did we sign this guy

[fleet swift]

he literally used to play rb

[upper bane]

where is kratzig

[fleet swift]

kratzig is not ready for starting 11

[tribal light]

That's like blaming Kane for doing a bad job as a CB if he had to play there

[surreal snow]

laimer must have nu3es of tuchel

[fleet swift]

let alone bundesliga

[upper bane]

bro is like 17 and is better than laimass

[fleet swift]

that’s pushing it

and he’s like 20

[upper bane]

kratzig sub HT please tuchel 🙏🏽

[upper bane]

same thing

[fleet swift]

all tuchel needs to do is switch kimmich and laimer and we’re fine

[upper bane]

bring on sarr or kratzig please tuchel get this bum laimass out

[fleet swift]

even müller would be better at rb

[surreal snow]

why do we never use our chances

[upper bane]

i dont understand how pavard is doing better than this bum

[surreal snow]

laimer can only run

he has no positioning

no defensive awareness

[upper bane]

laimer day after day minute after minute is out of position

no vision

no eyes

[surreal snow]

Just a headless chicken

reminds me of robertsons "pressing"

[upper bane]

Fr

sell laimer in january man this guy doesnt do shi for us

useless signing

[surreal snow]

found this on twitter 😭

man kimmich is out there doing overtime

has to cover for laimer and Goretzkas arse positioning

[upper bane]

fr

[upper bane]

GORETZKA

WTAF

[surreal snow]

can we score the third now

late equalizer by mainz

[upper bane]

Laimer bro

[surreal snow]

almost the equalizer

[upper bane]

get back to work

[surreal snow]

its coming

[fleet swift]

kimmich should be at rb

[surreal snow]

and im blaming goretzka and laimer

[fleet swift]

if we bottle this i swear to god

[upper bane]

laimer is actually so ass

[fleet swift]

TORRR

[upper bane]

LEON

DAMN

[fleet swift]

GORETZKAAAAAA

[upper bane]

I DIDNT KNOW YOUR GAME

[fleet swift]

I NEVER SAID HE WAS BAD SO WE UP

[fleet swift]

RAHHHHH

[tribal light]

GOALLLLLLLL

GORETZKAAAAAAAA

[surreal snow]

daddy goretzka omds

[fleet swift]

müller will come on and score 14 goals and become top scorer

[tribal light]

NOW FOR FCKS SAKE STOP CONCEDING GOALS

I BEG YOU

[surreal snow]

perfect response to that Chance

[upper bane]

watch laimer ruin it

[surreal snow]

under Nagelsmann we wouldve gone under by now

[long fox]

GG

[surreal snow]

it has to be a 4-1 win minimum

[tribal light]

This is something that's been pissing me off the whole season

We score

We concede

We score

We concede

Like bro

Tf kinda mentalitly is that

[surreal snow]

but lets be real

we've seen the same game against united

when we are in need of a goal

we score

[tribal light]

Same as Leverkusen

We score

Then we concede

Like they forgot how to defend after scoring

[surreal snow]

Leverkusen was a robbery

[tribal light]

Its so fcking annoying

[tribal light]

They couldnt score on their own against us lmao

Needed a lucky free kick and a controversial penalty

To draw

😭

[surreal snow]

man we're boutta concede again

if we're already playing the most offensive fullback itw

we need a defensive minded right back who knows his Position

and another player injured

[tribal light]

Who

No

NO

NOO

[surreal snow]

Goretzk

a

but its just his hand

[tribal light]

Yeah

Seen it

Thank fck

Im a bit behind you

[surreal snow]

perfect time wasting by Goretzka though

we need it against this European giant

[tribal light]

Who

[upper bane]

YES

LAIMASS I THINK IS GETTING SUBBED OFF

TUCHEL SEES THE LIGHT

[surreal snow]

Tel when?

how is chelsea winning against arsenal

SARR ON FOR LAIMER

[upper bane]

soon hopefully

[craggy siren]

the goat is coming in

[upper bane]

sub off laimass please tuchel 🙏🏽

[fleet swift]

müller hasn’t come on yet tho

[upper bane]

TEL

[fleet swift]

why isn’t müller coming on

the hell

CHOUPO MOTING WAS ON FOR MUSIALA???

TUCHEL WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING BUT SUB ON MÜLLER

[surreal snow]

Gruda is an interesting player

19 years old

5 minutes is atrocious

[long fox]

Another curse broken?

[surreal snow]

its actually sad how slow Müller is

hes the only player that can be this through on goal and still have to pass behind him

[long fox]

Tucheliban the curse breaker

[surreal snow]

we're always clowning Dortmund for winning 1-0 every game but we're doing the exact same just with more goals scored

on another note sarr is an actual baller

FT

3-1 is okay

[long fox]

I take it anyday

A win against Mainz away

[surreal snow]

mainz regained their confidence because of us

[long fox]

Gladbach, Leipzig and Mainz away and we still undefeated lol

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1715798664319304056

[tribal light]

Idk if thats an achievement or not

😭

Can Leverkusen and Stuttgart please Lose or atleast draw next game

[neon atlas]

Just wait

[modern ruin]

🇩🇪 1. FSV Mainz 05 1-3 Bayern Munich
Seagull Arena (Mainz)
referee: Stegemann S.

2 goals in 5 minutes. Bayern Munich won 3-1 against 1. FSV Mainz 05 in the 8th round of the Bundesliga.

The Bavarians, undefeated in 10 matches, came to Mainz to continue their streak. 1. FSV Mainz 05 has not won a league match yet, and has been winless in official competitions for 7 matches. In the 11', Leroy Sane passed nicely into the penalty area, and Kingsley Coman finished the pass with a precise shot past the left post and Bayern took the lead. In the 16th minute, Leon Goretzka headed the ball to Harry Kane, who also headed the ball, giving Bayern a 2-goal lead. In the 43rd minute, the hosts scored a goal. 19-year-old Brajan Gruda played the ball with a slip to Anthony Caci and after reaching the penalty area, he shot into the right window. In the 59', Leon Goretzka on the edge of the penalty area from the first ball after a pass from Jamal Musiala shot into the lower left corner, which gave Bayern a 2-goal lead again. This was enough for them and they won the match 3:1.

Bayern Munich is in 3rd place in the Bundesliga - 20 points. 1. FSV Mainz 05 is in 17th place - 2 points.

[tribal light]

Ok but why that long ass message

[long fox]

Goretzka broke his finger I think, advantage Bayern

[strong saddle]

Well a finger won't hurt play ability (I don't think)

[modern escarp]

Because Julian likes writing

If it bothers you, just don't read it

[sharp fulcrum]

nice

[thorny hare]

im willing to bet the price of a kebab that that is just ai copy paste

or he is trying to become a sport journalist

[modern escarp]

This

Iirc

[tribal light]

As long as it's not his leg

Tuchel breaking all the curses out there

[neon atlas]

Gotetzka is better than mattus

[humble trench]

who?

[neon atlas]

Lothar

Matthus

[modest frost]

Goretzka CB 🗣️🔥

[humble trench]

you're on drugs right?

[neon atlas]

Better than maldini 🛐

[solid minnow]

When was this created

[tribal light]

Hope we can win a game without conceding in the future

[fair garden]

[devout edge]

Ngl if Bayern Munich got Declan Rice

Bayern would be doing better now

[pale topaz]

so it would be like

Probably Laimer, Upa, Goretzka, Kim, Davies

[tribal light]

Nah

Overpriced af just cause he's English

He's a good DM but not worth over 100mil under normal circumstances

[gaunt vigil]

I'm expecting at least 5 goals

[pale topaz]

3 tbh

im expecting 3-4

not score but goals 3 or 4 goals

[tribal light]

What are they smoking

[nimble nimbus]

„At least“ is not wrong

[gaunt vigil]

gala this year is the kind of team that presses like maniacs, scoring and conceding a lot, so esp with the crowd it's bound to be a goalfest imo

[tribal light]

Icardi is injured

He won't play against us

Lmao

But I feel ur pain

We also had to play City without a proper striker last season

😭

[gaunt vigil]

icardi is a really good finisher but he's invisible for most of the time except when he scores

he didn't look very fit recently as well, so the injury didn't surprise me

i'm guessing bayern will win 1-4 or 2-4 or something like that

[neon atlas]

@modern ruin

[tribal light]

Today's a huge day

[thorny hare]

arent gala pretty easy without icardi?

[tribal light]

Idk

I never watched them tbh

[pale topaz]

kind of

honestly depends

[fair garden]

they have zaha nd apparently sanchez decided to be world class for some reason

[long fox]

I say lose to Gala and completely screw over Manure lel

[craggy siren]

jinx power

[tribal light]

I bet that Gala Fans are gonna rush the pitch today when they lose.

Idk what it is about Turkish Football Fans and violence

[long fox]

Gala fans lol

[tribal light]

They're just gonna embarrass themselves

[fair garden]

tf does slightly injured mean

[surreal snow]

We need to win this onr

if mazraoui plays im confident we will

[neon atlas]

[strong saddle]

i have a test that just so happens to be today

i'll miss the second half

i might watch the first

[frozen grove]

Aw man

That's pretty sad

[strong saddle]

yeah its at 2 pm

i wont finish till 2:50 or 3

[surreal snow]

personally id risk an F to see a musiala + sane masterclass

[strong saddle]

my hope is we are up 1 or 2-0 by halftime

[strong saddle]

i kinda can't ditch a test

but yeah i'd love to see the whole game

exam

[surreal snow]

starting 11 should be out any time now

Just do the exam dude

[strong saddle]

^

thats what im gonna do

[surreal snow]

We're gonna be 2-0 up hopefully in one half

[strong saddle]

again, i wont miss the entire game, just the second half

[surreal snow]

We won

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1716841447909945746?t=DLnNxQEnpPqnTzDzYY-qmw&s=19

dude just open

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘆

Ulreich -
Mazraoui, de Ligt, Kim, Davies -
Kimmich ©, Laimer -
Sané, Musiala, Coman -
Kane

[long fox]

Maz finally starts

[strong saddle]

Frick Icardis starting

[surreal snow]

icardis gonna play on one leg

he has to get pocketed

[craggy siren]

we're so back

[long fox]

Also, when tf's Neuer back?

[strong saddle]

I think it's this weekend

I hope

[craggy siren]

most likely this weekend

[strong saddle]

It has to be

[surreal snow]

against darmstadt

[gaunt vigil]

nah we got trounced 6-0 by real once and nobody did anything

[surreal snow]

brodie drinking red bull half an hour before a ucl match

[craggy siren]

mazraoui is probably not fully recovered yet

he is probably on pain killer

[long fox]

Hopefully cuz I'm fckin tired of Ulreich, even though he's actually made a few saves recently

[surreal snow]

Tuchel said mazraoui looked good in Training

[gaunt vigil]

i really thought icardi wouldn't play, let alone start. wtf did they give him

[surreal snow]

they gave him steroids

[gaunt vigil]

though i guess the main reason all these good but past their prime players like icardi, zaha, mertens etc join us is because it's a free ucl ticket so they would never miss it unless they can't stand

[surreal snow]

enough to kill a bull

[surreal snow]

3-1 bayern

I just realized

we're playing in 15 minutes

i thought its gonna be at 6:30 😭

[strong saddle]

We're the first teams to play

[frozen grove]

Lads how many do yall think we'll score?

[strong saddle]

Did they do that last time

I just realized

Have we been playing away this entire time?

nvm

[long fox]

I can smell a draw ngl

[surreal snow]

I just know we're gonna make so many mistakes

Man i hate away games

our players arent built for this 😭

[long fox]

We cruisin after this game tho

[surreal snow]

Ngl im scared

not of losing and making the group close

im scared of the hell we're gonna go through if we lose

cant be seen outside for another millenium

[strong saddle]

we've started horribly twice now

as in the first 20-30 minutes of the first half

[surreal snow]

i can hear our fans

surprisingly

[long fox]

Wouldn't mind it too much if we lose ngl lol

[surreal snow]

...

never

not against this club

id rather lose against schalke

[long fox]

Boost Gala up even more to finish above Manure lel

[surreal snow]

Man u is gonna lose against Kopenhagen anyway

[strong saddle]

i mean if manu loses today, they're basically out

[surreal snow]

the table wont change except maybe united going 4th

Kick off

[long fox]

This is the only game United will win

[surreal snow]

This is gonna be tricky now

[strong saddle]

underway

[surreal snow]

dude wtffff

[long fox]

Copenhagen and Gala away will be hell for em tho

[strong saddle]

oh my goodness the gala fans

its a sea of orange

[surreal snow]

imagine we concede now

these fans are actually crazy

0 event fans

bro we're gonna concede

Galatasaray players are nervous

many individual mistakes

[strong saddle]

naw, this is gonna be our hardest game

[surreal snow]

man

just score already

[long fox]

Can y'all stop panicking

lmfao

[surreal snow]

dude

[strong saddle]

i havent so far

[surreal snow]

im Always nervous during ucl games

[long fox]

Watch the game and stfu, sheesh lol

[surreal snow]

cant help it

I cant watch

everytime i see ulreich on the ball my heart skips a beat

[long fox]

This ain't a Semi final, chill lol

[surreal snow]

its not about losing out on points

its about being clowned

[long fox]

You clown, you get clowned

that's football lel

[strong saddle]

good save

well its 1-0

[surreal snow]

YRSSS

get inn

important goal

great counter Attack

this is how you play football

this is how xou start a gamr

[long fox]

Who scored?

[surreal snow]

great save by ulreich

[strong saddle]

okay ulreich is starting to look dangerous

[surreal snow]

Coman

Ulreichs positioning is horrendous

our defense is way too open

[long fox]

Coman low-key been cookin

[strong saddle]

^

[surreal snow]

dudeeeee

wtfff

Arkturoglu

free goal

doesnt score

ulreich terrible

[long fox]

I thought he made a great save lol

[strong saddle]

he did

[tribal light]

COMAN

[strong saddle]

brace

[long fox]

Again?

[surreal snow]

no eqy

way

[long fox]

2-0?

[tribal light]

Nah

Im too late

lmao

[surreal snow]

dude

[long fox]

Fck you Zak

[strong saddle]

;C

[surreal snow]

fr

[strong saddle]

someone shouted 2-0

so

[tribal light]

Damn

[long fox]

Don't fake score

[tribal light]

Bro i said i was late

[long fox]

Else I'm finna find you

[tribal light]

Coman and Sane

On fire

[surreal snow]

yellow sane

[long fox]

Already a wild ahh game lol

[tribal light]

Oh come on

Sane yellow

[surreal snow]

Gala are standing so high

if we catch them in the transition they have no midfield

[tribal light]

Yeah

[surreal snow]

this would be good if we stood better in thr defense

but we arent

so its a gamble

sanee man

thats a must goal

[strong saddle]

great run

[tribal light]

Keep up the Pressure

[surreal snow]

we are showing that we're here

thats great

[tribal light]

We're them

[surreal snow]

its time to punish though

[tribal light]

If we bet Gala i can sleep in peace

But Sane with that yellow after 14 mins already bruv

😭

[surreal snow]

mannnnn if leroy passes to kane its 2-0

and then we can turn our game up

[long fox]

If we get a CDM, it's over for Europe btw

[tribal light]

my thoughts

[surreal snow]

its actually unreal how you can see the difference between man u and bayeen in just 20 mins

[long fox]

Don't compare us to these bums

[frozen grove]

If only sane passed that run

[surreal snow]

they want a pen

[frozen grove]

Lmao

[surreal snow]

that shouldnt be one

shot on close distance

[frozen grove]

I'm quite a bit behind

Lmao

[surreal snow]

no not a pen

neve

r

[frozen grove]

Nope

Shouldn't be

Nah fam clearly not a pen

[tribal light]

So no Pen?

[strong saddle]

nah

[surreal snow]

Vomannmdude

Coman

Kane would be through

we HAVE to punish them again

[frozen grove]

Nope

Yea

That pass could've been better from coman

A bit disappointing

[long fox]

Gala pen

[surreal snow]

yes

ffs

[tribal light]

What

No

Nooo

[surreal snow]

THIS IS WHY YOU PUNISH

WE DIDNT PUNISH

ITS 1-1 NOW

[long fox]

Ffs

[surreal snow]

unbelieveable

[solid verge]

Is it a deserved penalty?

[frozen grove]

Ffs

[surreal snow]

it is

[long fox]

VAR check

[solid verge]

Tbh he might save it

[strong saddle]

my stream is delayed

[surreal snow]

It can be that he is nowhere near the ball

but i dont think its gonna get recalled

[long fox]

Pen

[solid verge]

Kinda soft imo

[surreal snow]

This is why you dont Stop playing football

i hope the ref is bought

[long fox]

1-1

[surreal snow]

dude

[solid verge]

Oh well

I honestly thought that Gala might miss the pen

[strong saddle]

how far are you

wth

[surreal snow]

he Chips

oh my days

[tribal light]

Oh come on bro

😭

[surreal snow]

CAN WE JUST WIN

we could be 3-1 up

but no

lets get the hard path

[strong saddle]

cheeky penalty

[surreal snow]

lets use 1 chance and then stop playing football

[solid verge]

That was a good penalty though

[tribal light]

Im so annoyed of Bayern sometimes

Why do we always concede after scoring

Its so fcking annoying

[frozen grove]

Oh come onnnn

This is crap

[surreal snow]

its so annoying

[frozen grove]

We need a gk

[surreal snow]

we need good chance convertion

[frozen grove]

True

We miss quite a lot of good chances

Sort of like the German national team

[tribal light]

I just want to spam #1129695640180490240

[subtle leaf]

gala are the better team my dude

[tribal light]

And make them mad

That we scored again

[subtle leaf]

it should actually be 3-1 gala

[tribal light]

Hopefully

[surreal snow]

watch football

[tribal light]

BRO

[surreal snow]

and stop trolling

[tribal light]

LAIMER YELLOW

YOU JOKING

[surreal snow]

obviously

[frozen grove]

FFS

[surreal snow]

he has no timing in the tackle

looks like an austrian garden gnome

[subtle leaf]

ive been watching the entire match. it's all gala

they missed an open goal

[frozen grove]

We're shitcreak without a paddle

[tribal light]

This

is

[surreal snow]

cmon coman

[tribal light]

awful

[surreal snow]

Sane wttf

USE THESE CHANCES

its unbelieveable

[frozen grove]

The only nice thing I see are the Turkish women on the stands lmao

Sane is killing meee

[surreal snow]

why would you shoot from there when you need to score badly

[frozen grove]

No clue

He thinks he's Ronaldo

[surreal snow]

we're going with a 1-1 to the dressing room

what is kane doing Mane

[craggy siren]

get laimer off and sub pavlovic in

[frozen grove]

That's not what I'd like to see

Never with a broke leg would be better

[surreal snow]

DUDE

[frozen grove]

This is painful to watch

[tribal light]

Tuchel Cabin Magic

Ill be there

[craggy siren]

can barely control the midfield

[tribal light]

This is why we need a DM

[surreal snow]

what a header man

[frozen grove]

Stop spoiling lmao I'm behind

[surreal snow]

please use these chances

[frozen grove]

OK, now I'm hoping we go to the dressing room 1-1

[tribal light]

Tuchel trying everything he can to get a red card

[surreal snow]

Tuchel needs to be a poet in that dressing room

Even shakespeare wouldnt get this team caln

calm

[frozen grove]

Nope

I'm imagining Kimich yelling like he's looking for the lamb sauce

[solid verge]

I can imagine Tuchel screaming "WAS MACHT IHR DA?!" in the dressing room, he must be fuming

[surreal snow]

I knew this game would get uncomfortable

[frozen grove]

Tuchel masterclass

[surreal snow]

but i found peace at the thought that this Team is good

almost goal gala

[frozen grove]

Damn

[surreal snow]

ulreich kinda saving us here

end the game here

[tribal light]

And welcome to another episode of

bayern forgets how to defend after leading

[surreal snow]

we're conceding 2-1

before half time

[solid verge]

That was close

[frozen grove]

Hopefully

[long fox]

Make a pass challenge

[frozen grove]

Come on

Get your hopes up lads

[surreal snow]

complete a passing streak of 5

have good chemistry

have confidence

[frozen grove]

I'll be honest

I feel like I'm watching man utd

[long fox]

Can we make a proper attack?

[frozen grove]

Woah woah woah, we don't do that here

[surreal snow]

this stadium is so loud that they have one man standing in front of the Ultras measuring the dezibel

[frozen grove]

Lmao

Nah I'm giving that to them

The atmosphere is great

[surreal snow]

no Amigo, lets use 1 chance and give our opponents 20

[tribal light]

Tuchel Cabin Magic

I know it'll work

[long fox]

Sane wtf

[surreal snow]

SANE

DUDE WHAT IS SANE DOING

[frozen grove]

NOBODY KNOWS

[surreal snow]

THIS IS WHY WE'RE DRAWING

ITS UNBELIEVEABLE

[frozen grove]

FOKING HELL

This is outrages

[tribal light]

Im physically cringing

[surreal snow]

simple 5 meter passes

cant be made

simple touches

cant be made

[frozen grove]

I'm fuming

What's this

[surreal snow]

and someone tell me why kimmich has been acting like beckenbauer in the last 2 games?

slide tackling from behind

DUDE

Kimmich

Is

trash

always dribbling when nobody is behind to recover

GET INTO THE DRESSING ROOM

[long fox]

HT

[frozen grove]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

[tribal light]

HT

[frozen grove]

It was a disappointing half

[strong saddle]

theres no way this doesnt end in a draw

[tribal light]

Nah

Its one taking the lead

Either us or Gala

[frozen grove]

Yea

[long fox]

Fckin hell

Wtf are we doing

[frozen grove]

It was not a good half, greatly disappointing

[craggy pagoda]

really disappointing

[long fox]

This team is just pain sometimes

[frozen grove]

Let's hope tuchel says something to difuse the situation

[tribal light]

😭

[craggy pagoda]

whats with this icardi dude

[frozen grove]

They're running rings around us

[solid verge]

That's actually crazy

[frozen grove]

Idk he's suddenly good

[old panther]

We are so bad. Passes dont come, defending is terrible and nearly all the players look like not wanting to play.

[craggy pagoda]

he just performs too good sometimes

[craggy pagoda]

i agree fr

[surreal snow]

I wish they would show the dressing room at half time

[frozen grove]

Yeah, lets send a shady character to approach him and ask him to play badly lmao

[frozen grove]

Fr fr

[craggy pagoda]

gala literally missed 2 open shots

[craggy pagoda]

lmao

[old panther]

We are lucky that its 1:1

[frozen grove]

Yea

[craggy pagoda]

yeah

[craggy siren]

we're so mid...

[surreal snow]

if Gala didnt have the biggest clowns of their team take these two Open shots it would be 3-1 gala

[tribal light]

Tuchel better be screaming at them

[long fox]

I hate this team sometimes man

[frozen grove]

We need to calm them down, not make them any more nervous

[surreal snow]

lucky for us kerem artuktrash and Mauro IStealYouryWife had these chances

[frozen grove]

True

I have 3 bayern playes and they're all playing bad, Davies, sane, and kane

5 points combined...

[craggy pagoda]

i feel kane is a bit nervous

[frozen grove]

I had too much faith

[surreal snow]

Pass to coman and inshallah

[frozen grove]

No wonder, sane hasn't been like we need him

[strong saddle]

That's how it works for us

[surreal snow]

4 goals in 3 matches

[frozen grove]

Inshallah

[craggy pagoda]

i hope the second half goes good

we all hope actually

[strong saddle]

I'm gonna miss it

[long fox]

Sane is driving me nuts

So selfish

[surreal snow]

theres 2 scenarios for the second half:
1: Bayern suddenly take more control, uses their chances, 3-4:1 bayern win (0%)
2. Nothing Changes, 1-3:1 Gala (100%)

[old panther]

We need Müller, he will organize this mess

[craggy pagoda]

yeah

[surreal snow]

im sick of hearing of individual players that are supposed to make us play better

[craggy pagoda]

he needs to bring that momentum

[frozen grove]

Hell yeah bring him in

[frozen grove]

But he does make us play better

[surreal snow]

we're all gonna See Müller getting pressed from 4 sides and passing to ulreich like anyone else

[craggy pagoda]

that'll be even worse

[frozen grove]

Just seeing Muller on the pitch makes me feel comfort, we need him on

[surreal snow]

just like Musiala is getting it from behind Müller will too

They mindlessely press with 3 players and our players cant exploit this tactical mess

[old panther]

Its his communication that helps us a lot. Even if he doesnt have the ball he shouts to the players what they should do.

[tribal light]

Sane and Coman

We need them now

[craggy pagoda]

he has that mentality

[tribal light]

More than anything

[long fox]

2nd half better be better

[surreal snow]

sane needs to get his first touch in

[craggy pagoda]

i miss gnabry at this point

[surreal snow]

ran to the gk 2 Times

[tribal light]

Bro

That fcking Julian guy

In #bundesliga

You dont gotta like Bayern

But bro keeps waffling about Bayern so much

[frozen grove]

It's like he forgets to lift his hand from R2

[strong saddle]

He does

[surreal snow]

I wouldnt go in for any discussion with any opponent fan until the game is over

makes no sense

[strong saddle]

It's an obsession

[ivory raven]

right guys hope you lot win vs gala

[tribal light]

Bro is obsessed with Bayern losing

Like holy fck

[strong saddle]

I can be around for like 5 minutes of the second half, then I'm off

[surreal snow]

hes me when i panic in front of the goal at the 90th minute in fut champs

[frozen grove]

Thanks mate, and please beat Newcastle tomorrow, would really like that

[frozen grove]

Lmao exactly, it's painful

[surreal snow]

if i want to feel sick for 2 days I just watch bayern play Football for 90 minutes

[ivory raven]

will be tough as newcastle rn are very strong

[frozen grove]

True, true indeed

[surreal snow]

newcastle at home are unbeatable

[craggy pagoda]

indeed

[ivory raven]

this is what im scared about aha

[surreal snow]

we're so lucky to have man u instead of newcastle

[frozen grove]

True, but come on lads, yall are bvb

[frozen grove]

Feking hell yeah

[ivory raven]

we may be bvb but it's newcastle at st james' park and they're unstoppable there 😭

[ivory raven]

you guys are lucky because you get easier opponents than us 😭

[frozen grove]

I know 🥲 but just pass to fulkrug, he should do sth, I have no solution 🥲

[edgy turtle]

yeah we feel you we got demolished 4-1

[frozen grove]

You're right in that one, your group is fire, every match day is like watching prime el classico lmao

[surreal snow]

I dont want the second half

[craggy pagoda]

tonali hypes newcastle even more

[ivory raven]

you guys are gonna do fine in the second half if your team pulls through

[frozen grove]

Ah, I cherished every second of it lmao

[ivory raven]

yet again if gala can beat united then anything can happen

[edgy turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/gojibass-delete-consequences-selfie-gif-16738769

[frozen grove]

I'm afraid tbh, our performance was very poor in all aspects, if not for those open goal misses and that miracle of a save from ulriech, we would've been very much done for

[ivory raven]

i did watch a few minutes of the first half and you lot looked incredibly shaky icl

[frozen grove]

From psg?

[ivory raven]

but anything can happen in the 2nd

[surreal snow]

I do NOT want a second half

[frozen grove]

Well, inshallah it happens

[strong saddle]

Game on

[ivory raven]

this is why im scared

[frozen grove]

Yeah

[edgy turtle]

Nah from the mod

[craggy pagoda]

the atmosphere there is hell

[ivory raven]

if you lot can get demolished by newcastle at home then we can too

sooo

[frozen grove]

Thanks bud

[frozen grove]

[frozen grove]

Hopefully not, and come on they're french, they get demolished by themselves

[ivory raven]

well we cant beat them thats for sure

[frozen grove]

Or maybe you can?

Come on be optimistic a bit

Even if you're just acting like you are

[strong saddle]

Look at that

[frozen grove]

Lmao

[ivory raven]

first time we played psg we got slapped up 2-0

[strong saddle]

Okay

I really hope we don't fumble this

[surreal snow]

Gala fans actually only know how to whistle and scream cim bom bom

[strong saddle]

I'll be back by the games end

[surreal snow]

lucky you

[ocean hornet]

whats tuchel's plan?!

[craggy siren]

kane has been ghosting

[surreal snow]

Sane is the owner of offside

[ocean hornet]

and idek what laimer is doing

[surreal snow]

Sane

Wtf

[long fox]

Why is Sane a bum again

[ocean hornet]

what is that shot 💀

[surreal snow]

always the same sh1t

[craggy siren]

😭

[craggy pagoda]

what is wrong with sane

[craggy siren]

cant believe this

[frozen grove]

They're not psg

[surreal snow]

IF YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL THEN LEAVE THIS CLUB

[long fox]

Sane wake tf up fam lol

[surreal snow]

ONLY LIKES PLAYING WHEN THERES NO CHALLENGE

[timid acorn]

Am back bicthes

[ivory raven]

i was referring to psg when i said we cant beat them 😭

[surreal snow]

LAIMSR

OH KIMMICH

[craggy pagoda]

why do people compare him with robben ater this bs

[surreal snow]

both are ass though

[timid acorn]

Treat me like white tees

[ocean hornet]

passes are ass today

[surreal snow]

our ucl group streak will be gone today

[timid acorn]

Dont get me dirty

[craggy pagoda]

fr bro

[surreal snow]

Thats a yellow

[tribal light]

Tete Yellow

[long fox]

Nah this is a sh1tshow

[ivory raven]

who has actually turned up to play this match cuz holy

[surreal snow]

Only coman

[tribal light]

Coman and Ulreich tbf

[surreal snow]

anyone else is trying to showboar

dribbling as last man

wanting to be iniesta

youre not that guy kimmich

[ocean hornet]

fr

[long fox]

With this performance, I'd take a draw any day

[frozen grove]

Same

[surreal snow]

we're so lucky to have a player like coman

its crazy

[frozen grove]

We need finishing ( we don't have it )

Why am I expecting icardi 90+5

[surreal snow]

he would be the main man at any club

[ivory raven]

can relate we cant finish either

[surreal snow]

but at bayern hes a benchwarmer

[frozen grove]

That's why Germany can't too....🥲

[surreal snow]

mazraoui does not look fit today

[tribal light]

No wonder

After what bro has been through the last days

I dont blame him

[long fox]

This team forgot how to pass again

[surreal snow]

coman whyyyyy

IF YOU HAVE NO PASSING OPTIONS THEN WAIT

[tribal light]

Oh no

[surreal snow]

this is what i hate

[tribal light]

Mertens subbed on

Oh no

[surreal snow]

we're losing if we arent locking in any time now

[tribal light]

Oh hell no

Mertens

😭

[long fox]

It's joever lads

[ivory raven]

tete coming off

[long fox]

First L of the season incoming tonight

[craggy pagoda]

bro mertens in

[surreal snow]

we can take revenge at allianz though

[craggy pagoda]

its over

[craggy pagoda]

revenge? we need to annihilate them

[surreal snow]

lets just get the draw and move on

[tribal light]

Idc if we draw. Dont fcking lose our undefeated record to a turkish team

😭

Man City or Real

Okay

But fcking Gala

[surreal snow]

lets get the draw an beat them 6-0 at home

[long fox]

Gala are always a problem at home lol

[surreal snow]

no clowning possible

[tribal light]

Im fine with a draw at this point

[ocean hornet]

i still dont get the game plan

like just get the ball forward then hope it goes in?!

[long fox]

2 home games after this, I say just stop the game now

[tribal light]

''Game stopped cause Bayern Fans on Discord said so''

Valid reason

[surreal snow]

i just know once gala score is when we'll try to play football

[frozen grove]

[frozen grove]

True, feking true

[long fox]

I can always get an AK

[tribal light]

Or a knife

[frozen grove]

Oh scheiße

[tribal light]

What

[frozen grove]

We nearly conceded

[tribal light]

I think you're a bit behind

[craggy pagoda]

bro so close

[frozen grove]

YOO I HAVE IMAGE PERMS

[stuck crown]

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[frozen grove]

Finally

[surreal snow]

its joever

[tribal light]

[frozen grove]

I am

[long fox]

This is an ass whooping lmao

[surreal snow]

Bayern today

[tribal light]

Yellow for Kaan

[craggy pagoda]

yellow

[frozen grove]

Just dead?

[long fox]

Bring on Tel

[tribal light]

Can we get 2020 Bayern back

[craggy pagoda]

bros tryna finish the only hope

[tribal light]

Please

[craggy pagoda]

where is muller????

[long fox]

Tel comin on

I think

[frozen grove]

I'm afraid that's too much

[tribal light]

[frozen grove]

BRING ON THE MÜLLER

[craggy pagoda]

damn so clsoe

[surreal snow]

finally a Chance

[long fox]

When the Turkish chicks in the audience are the nicest things you've seen all game

[craggy pagoda]

someone noticed

[frozen grove]

That's what ive said

[surreal snow]

that girl looked like a minor

[tribal light]

Bring on Tel and Muller

[surreal snow]

what are you guys cooking

[tribal light]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[craggy pagoda]

good save actually

[surreal snow]

we're conceding now

from this Corner

[long fox]

Not that girl then lol

[frozen grove]

I'm honestly watching for the ladies at this point

[surreal snow]

its too late

[frozen grove]

The game is terrible

[tribal light]

No

No

Come on man

PUT IN A PERFOMANCE

[long fox]

Where are all the Bayern chicks man

[craggy pagoda]

ikr

[frozen grove]

At home

[edgy turtle]

Tucheliban ball

[long fox]

I need to see something nice from our club too

[slim holly]

They got go get Muller on

[long fox]

We own PSG btw

[frozen grove]

That's a lot to ask for

[slim holly]

Regain some control

[edgy turtle]

That's out of the question rn

[ocean hornet]

tuchel out fr

[surreal snow]

If Bayern wins this match then football isnt a fair sport

[edgy turtle]

You're getting cooked by Gala rn

[slim holly]

Tuchel ball at it's best rn

Get Muller on the pitch

[surreal snow]

imagine blaming tuchel now

[tribal light]

Get Muller and Tel on

[craggy pagoda]

muller and tel

[surreal snow]

the opinions of non bayern fans on Bayern are horrendous

[craggy pagoda]

we need them

[tribal light]

Julian

[surreal snow]

blaming tuchel when the team cant use their transitions

[craggy pagoda]

davies is literally laughing

[surreal snow]

davies could start playing football

[frozen grove]

Yea

[craggy pagoda]

i think bro realised

[long fox]

Seems like Tuchel didn't whip the whole team with the belt at HT like I wanted him too

[frozen grove]

Lmao

[frozen grove]

Probably the team scolded him

[surreal snow]

10 years ago the players did everything to win

[craggy pagoda]

its alr 67 whats tuchel planning

[surreal snow]

when schweinsteiger lost against chelsea the first thing he thought of were the fans

[long fox]

Where are the subs lol

[surreal snow]

now we have players that care about their pr the most

[frozen grove]

Ffs when are we subbing it's the 68th min

[surreal snow]

we're finally gaining control

[frozen grove]

Don't get too excited

[surreal snow]

oh mx days

[tribal light]

I believe in King Coman

[long fox]

wtf was that cross lol

[tribal light]

Kimmich Corner Level

[long fox]

This is pissin me off man

[tribal light]

oh

ffs

oh ffs

[craggy pagoda]

gk to gk

[frozen grove]

We need muller and tel

Please

Please

[tribal light]

Fcking Sub in Tel

And Muller

We need stabilty

[surreal snow]

stop wishing for subs

as long as we arent losing tuchel isnt doing sh1t

what happened

mane

[long fox]

This is even worse than the Copenhagen game lol

[surreal snow]

20-6 shots

[craggy pagoda]

i agree

[frozen grove]

I could report tuchel to 911 at this point, when are we making subs

[surreal snow]

atleast we showed hard work against copenhagen

[burnt marlin]

Tuchel ball ☹️

[surreal snow]

our last hope is some random chance

a goal by individual Quality

[craggy pagoda]

musiala basically

[frozen grove]

We need SUBS

[long fox]

Gala are tiring btw, now's the time to sh1t out a win by making SUBS

[frozen grove]

Ima shove a bloody wurst up tuchels arse

[long fox]

GOAL