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Muller is my goat
Shouldn't have made such hard work of Copenhagen
Might be the hardest one ngl
Gala away is tough
Fraudnited
7 Hag gonna get sacked soon anyway
Antony boutta do his cringy spins when we play United away
Never understood what blud's plan was by doing that
just to get crippled by kmj
He literally drop kicked kane and no card
Muller plays in such an ugly way but still makes so good plays
ULREICH
THAT SAVE
damn ulle
FT 2-1
ULLEEEEEE
important win
This win felt good
man
I love tel
With like 1 goal difference
lets be real
even city didnt win here
last season
we're the first Team to beat copenhagen at home since 2013
Sacking Nagelsmann hasn't brought us any further
Than before
Because we're still playing awfully
I bet we win 4-0 today... fck you Bayern
we need tuchel talent id and Nagelsmann tactics
That was on you expecting anything good
United actually gettin the Barca treatment
How many games does he miss?
i dont know
Don't tell me he misses 3 UCL games lmao
HAHAHAHAHA I'D BE DEAD
If he misses 3 UCL games, United might just forfeit already
delete club
something died in me when i saw choupos goofy ass almost score an own goal
we just had to silence these wannabe hooligan fans
it was a casual yellow red card
got a bad feeling about galatarsay
So 1?
yes
Copenhagen finna feast on em too
I say we give Gala the 3 points and fck em over completely lmao
Müller passing to tel is me passing to that one youth player in career mode
cant be seen online our outside though
gala fans are annoying
Kopenhagn is gonna have a field day with manU
Imagine if Manchester united gets dead last in the group
Nah, I want em back in the UEL
Köpenhamn should be pretty easy to beat at the allianz
ill need the entire allianz arena to sing scheiße kopenhagen
sadly our players are too professional and our fans too respectful to a tradtional club from a small country to do that
Bahahahaha
Tel this season with 7 G/A in 10 Games
2 Goals in the CL against United and Copenhagen
What is bro cooking

Give him some awards
I wanna kiss Tel
He's the reason we won against Gladbach and Copenhagen
He's our savior
Well
If we keep playing like yesterday
We're not winning
We need to step tf up
How can we struggle against a finished United and bloody Copenhagen
I'm just gonna cope hard and say even City couldn't beat Copenhagen at home last season
He is injured no?
he is the real clutch
him and sane carry us frfr
Yea he’s injured pretty sure
Once he recovers tuchel will start him
He's still injured?
dude I'm still confused why the hell Bayern (Which doesn't have any Ballon D'or Players... well there's Ribery but he's retired now anyway and sadly didn't get the credit thanks to voting Bs)
Won against PSG and even Barca
He's gonna be the new Mbappe
?????
So Teams need Ballon d'Or winners to be world class?
Beckenbauer and gerd muller
I mean Bayern literally bullied Barca to death even during Messi Era.
You remember 8-4?
Ribery got robbed in 2013
the current Bayern
the 2010s-2020s Bayern
the Thomas Muller Era
Ah
lewa shouldve won twice ngl
Yeah
Facts
I don’t believe Lewa deserved the 2021 ballon for
Deserves 2 ballon d’or
But 2020 yeah
But I'm ngl. Brains trump over brawns most of the time. so there's that ig?
Hot take but Messi deserved the 2021 ballon dor 💯
Fair but personally I think lewa deseved
One of his best scoring seasons
Personally
I view it like this
Both performed well for club while Messi performed excellent for club while Lewa didn’t
Lewa was still goated tho
yeah man. But also bayern used their brains while Barca just relies too much on brawns. God damn
this is so dumb, 1. you dont need ballon dor winners, 2. we got had one in the past
Because one good player can’t carry a team
Bayern can work as a team
I said the 2010-2020s era Bayern.
The Thomas Era bayern
aight
PSG just got 0 chemistry
but we dont need ballon dors
we got chemistry
farrrr more important
and we got a useless coach
@stable sparrow what team do u support?
I mean. I literally have 2 Bayern shirts in my home lmao
the Red goldstripes and Blue Red
ye
im trying to get the current away kit
one of my favourite shirts
the design feels different than the other bayern shirts ngl.
i got the 2013 signed robben CL kit
and a few more
but thats one of my best shirts
together with the signed Gullit 1988 euro shirt (netherlands won the euros that year)
Talking bout chemistry
Cough Cough MU cough Cough
i really think its not the coach but the glazers
same with Chelsea, abramovic made the club good
but we sadly cant talk about other clubs in this channel, or u will get muted
i also got a matta shirt from last year, got the paint Bayern shirt from 3 years ago?
no bro i only got one Bayern shirt 😭😭
I'm just glad Bayern's owner Herbert still knows how to get things done
22/23 home kit*
lahm is gonna be a big part of Bayern
🙏
robben is getting his trainers licence i think, so thats good
Possible Bayern former players getting back as coaches?
mmm
Ribéry?
nah
idk
Robben maybe
Bayern Munich coaching session with the ROBBERY w/ Thomas Muller, Manuel Neuer, Joshua Kimmich, and Jerome Boateng as guest stars
Müller for coach >>>
You guys think kimmich will extend?
yes
Muller*
just seen a dude call Barca bigger than Bayern 😆
Joke
Some Barca Fans are delusional
Dont even trynna argue with them
Bayern will always be bigger
this says enough
those are 3 words?
but what about it?
you're talking about this?
yeah okay you're trolling 
This guy's a moron lol
yup
Bayern owns that tinpot UEL club
even barca fans know we are their owner
Stick to Null's brawl mate, football ain't for you lmao
Yeah get outta here
He couldn't handle the truth
Why wouldn't we count it? Why are people like this?
''Covid season doesn't count'' n dat
I don't know why people think that
only Barca fans say that cuz of the 8-2 lmao
It's so dumb
People acting like Bayern was immune to covid
If their Club would've won, they would've protected that win like crap
But since they didnt, they're trynna find excuses because they weren't able to do jack sh*t
Yeah
i think spurs couldnt even play half their matchesx cuz noth enough players
I won't get over the empty atmosphere
They had to not play their final match due to the whole team getting COVID and got grouped out
Yes definitely
They should sign Tel for life
I just want Davies to extend man i’m having a panic attack
he alr is
he will
Wait actually?
They’re all delusional 🤦♂️
Barca with their rigged 2009 sextuple year 🤡

I hope he starts müller
Not starting Müller is idiotic
imagine muller if he had more playtime
Guys my best hot take: Muller>>>>>>>>kdb
😔
Guys, how is Harry Kane in Bayern
8 Goals and 3 Assists in 6 Bundesliga Games
1 Goal and 1 Assist in 2 CL Games
I'd say he's cooking
HES COOKING
IM GETTUNG REALLY AMGRY AT TUCHRL
WHY IS DE LIGT NOT STARTING
FFS
ITS A NO BRAINER BUT HES STUOL BENCHED
Matthijs de Ligt is set to miss Sunday's game against Freiburg. The Dutchman is still struggling with pain after the knock he took to his knee and could be out for longer than expected. The official communication was 'out for a few days', now there's talk of a 'few weeks'. De Ligt is expected to be sidelined until at least after the internationa...
Just because
It's already over 😔

because Tuchel likes Maguire more
Are you talking about upa?
yes, i thought i was in another server.
FR #1 GOAT
Hes injured
LETS GO
👍
Can teams sign free agents at any point of the season?
Yes
They can
Free Transfers are the only exception to be done outside the Transfer Window
Also in case of Contract Termination
𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
Jérôme Boateng will not return to the FC Bayern squad. FC Bayern decided that on Friday and informed the former Bayern player.
Almost two weeks ago, all four centre-backs from FC Bayern's first team squad were injured for the cup game at Preußen Münster. Afterwards, Jérôme Boateng, currently without a club, was invited to take part in FC Bayern training. Dayot Upamecano and Minjae Kim can now play without pain again, and Matthijs de Ligt is also on the way to recovey, so the personnel situation in central defense has eased.
Considering all aspects, FC Bayern has now decided not to sign Jérôme Boateng. At the same time, as a deserving player at the club, he was offered the opportunity to continue to stay fit at FC Bayern. Jérôme Boateng appeared to be in good physical condition
what a bad excuse
just say hes problematic off the pitch and move on
^
He literally paid the victim a shitload of money if I remember correctly
So she would shut up
Is it actually true?
Bayern Munich is bad this season
No
have you not heard tuchel isn't a fan of de ligt
ik but when he wasn't injured he still didn't get picked
Individual brilliance is why we win games under Tuchel lol
As far as i remember yes
Havent lost a single game this season
Only 2 Draws
wait really
??????
How can you say we're bad without knowing the games we played
We literally won every game except 2
I thought we lost
We drawn in those 2
one
We're bad for not smashing every team 5-0
We're not steamrolling the league, but we're winning games
And im pissed about it
Every game we won ecept the first 2 ones
We won them closely
yeah that's why I'm saying they're bad
2 Draws against Leipzig and Leverkusen isnt bad
As long as we win games, Ion really give a fck about the scoreline lol
and Bayern Munich almost drew against Copenhagen and Manchester United 💀
United never had a chance lol
We didn't lose the lead against manU
3 goals says otherwise
ik
Every time they got one back, we literally scored minutes later lol
I'll say this; I wasn't expecting a close game
ikik
Conceded 3 unnecessary goals
yeah
Shouldve been 4-0
yes we did
3 points are 3 points tho, so Ion look too much into it
the defence is shaky without de ligt
its not the defense
Its ulreich
Like holy f*ck
Bruno Fernandes last Free Kick
How did you not catch that
I mean he's done alright
To be fair, Ulreich saved us from drawing against Copenhagen
It was a good save
I want Neuer back tho
let's not talk about onana😂😂😂
With Ulreich, every time the opponent attacks I get a heart attack
Can't wait for the return of neuer
Peretz better
But tuchel won't start him
I was feelin way more comfortable with Peretz yea
After the intl break apparently
Hopefully
More than a week from now
27th?
I heard Freiburg might be the last game of Ulreich terrorism. Lord please
Hope he's back by then
It's sometime in late October
I just want more of peretz, because we signed him for a reason
Peretz will be for Pokal games ig
Yeah that's what it looks like
I guess it's fair
Second time links haven't embed
15 days from now he comes back
mane i got banned from Twitter 😭😭
people are posting humans dying brutally and their sh1t doesnt get banned
What'd you do
I replied to someone saying Man u will Play Thursday instead of wednesday and tuesday
I said united arent playing mid week at all
the dude said who even talked to you fa**ot
BRUH
Then i scrolled through his following list to see who he follows
only saw women on a specific site
i told him exactly this and then he said he enjoys women more than watching football and called me a fa**ot twice again 😭😭😭
Then i said stop doing what youre doing on twitter and get a women in real life
and that was my end
Tragedy
no more talking sh1t on Twitter 😪
Even before the injury he wasnt getting picked
if tel continues witht his form he will be better than mbappe
Chunkz
dayum
Tbh I probably do but
Its also bc of the fact he loves our club and truly chose us
He feels special
you seriously think somalia have a chance to win 4 world cups?
5 loans this summer and he declined all of them just because he wants to play with us
i love tel man
He rejected RMA too
Sign him for 10 years
1 billion release clause
But realistically it won't happen buddy
Hello
hi
I love how every Club in the Bundesliga turns into Prime Real once they play us
But play like complete dogshit against other clubs
Bochum do that with everyone, only lets us smash em 7-0
I'm talking about Leipzig

Missed 2 pens 
Facts man we draw against Leipzig 2-2 and then they play Bochum and draw 0-0
Against the team we beat 7-0
Fun fact: in Tuchels time at Bayern he has accumulated 66.7% of Bayerns defeats to Leipzig in their history
Wtf
They need to sack tuchel
#bringbacknagelsmann
He's our nt coach
Too late to bring Nagelsmann back. But Mourinho might be available soon!
Nah dawg
Don't get me wrong
But I just can't see Mourinho at Bayern
He'll most likely end up like Ancelotti
give us zizou or flick
You guys aren’t serious
No way u think tuchel is the issue
who is the issue then
The Players atleast some. Look at Goretzka and laimer they cant pass.
And our build up is just too slow
Whole Team is the issue
Trainer and Players
Players are unmotivated af
And Tuchel giving off the most unproffesional answers on why the Team is bad
''Idk what's wrong with my Team''
Because they dont do the things they have done in training
Thats also true, they dont move most of the time an are just standing around behind the enemies.
How can you draw with such a team against Leverkusen and Leipzig
You're buying World Class players
You HAVE to win
Leverkusen is the best Team in Bundesliga atm and Leipzig was some major mistakes by midfield, defense and the wrongly given corner
Was an unlucky game but since 2021 we have a lot of games were we were bad. Just look at last season. We destroyed everyone before qatar and all of sudden we lost a 10 point lead and won the league by luck at the end.
not talking about sane i hope
You need to chill lol
imagine if stuttgart win the league
Overall Team, Kane, Sane and Tel being exceptions
We can't always rely on Tel to score the winning goal
Bro
Even city struggled somewhat against leipzig
and leverkusen is also a very good team with even better form
imo both teams could give a hard time against any team
No Tel slander is allowed
But like
Keep in mind
Leverkusen and Leipzig are super strong sides atm
are u delusional?
just bcs the other teams are getting better
Btw, Rapha injured again lel
it's joever
musiala robbed
would be nice if he play lw
No Laimer is always a W
musiala LW and it would be perfect
that shot 
Bro scored on accident 
Bro that looked like sane could’ve reached that
2-0
3
disallowed for sum reason lol
All good
still cookin tho
Celebrating for you in the stadium

Thank you broski
Slipped on a saw
really happy with that game
coman for puskas
City is definetly beatable this season
we may have a good chance of winning the cl if we get in good january transfers
Mad
No goreztka cb👎👎
bro what
🇩🇪 Bayern Munich 3-0 SC Freiburg
Bayern Munich won 3-0 against SC Freiburg in the 7th round of the Bundesliga.
1st half:
The Bavarians took the lead in the 12th minute after a goal by Kingsley Coman and an assist from captain Thomas Mueller. In the 25th minute it was already 2-0 for the team from Allianz Arena. Leroy Sane scored after an assist from Harry Kane. It could have been 3-0 for Bayern in this half, but VAR disallowed Sane's beautiful individual goal for offside.
2nd half:
5 minutes before the end, it was not Sane, but Coman who scored the double, thanks to an assist from substitute Konrad Laimer. SC Freiburg was crushed in the opportunities created.
Bayern Munich is in 3rd place with 17 points, and SC Freiburg is in 8th place with 10 points.
?
Tuchel finally playing a formation that fits Bayern
Couldve sworn upa was injured maybe thts js me
müller goated
yikes
Goretzka CB time
After the international break
Like all of our players 😔
This is a squad made out of our players who are injured this international break
😔
poor dutch side is drained
hes injured
Yeah and now we have to play France 😃
we’re finished

Why tf is Vortex muted

Gl
Hi
Hi
Good to see you back
How's yo arm
Doing better
I have to wear this cast for 2 weeks tho
1 Hand typing is aids
Wbu blud, hru
I'm good ty
Hows your arm now
Doing better broski, thank u
Np mate gotta look out for my bayern brothers
So you want in on him?
fair enough then
Possibly
ofc we want one of the best coaches rn
he can turn a good (not insane) team into a great working squad
Imagine what hes able to do with the Bayern team
with better players
its starting to be a wet dream tbh
Ohhhhhh... Fair enough then you do you
I don't want to make any decisions until I see what Tuchel can do with whatever winter transfers he gets
idm if Tuchel get sacked, he needs to start playing matta
and stop playing laimer on rb
Thing is, Ion wanna be changin managers like Drew Barrymore changes partners lol
I really hope he doesn’t go to Bayern, that would make Bayern even more op compared to the rest of the Bundesliga
do u think Tuchel is the perfect coach for us then?

He broke the Gladbach curse, so sure
nah jk
and started the Leipzig curse
Rather Leipzig than Gladbach
Cause Leipzig is somewhat understandable
Gladbach not
Fck Leipzig
Fck any german team thats not bayern
Damn straight
Does znybody know if Ribéry ended up getting the german nationality?
wasnt ribery french
💀
L
my bad
He is french but he wanted to get the german nationality at one point bc he was eligible
And felt way more at home in Munchen
Idk if he went through with it already though
Also he wants his son to play for the german national team, he is at bayern academy rn
who is his son?
Ohh
Selector Nagelsmann does not experiment
The new coach of the German national team, Julian Nagelsmann, does not plan to experiment with midfielder Joshua Kimmich. The German national team is currently in the United States preparing for the upcoming European Championship tournament. Nagelsmann will rely on his former Bayern Munich players, and Kimmich will play a key role in midfield. The lineup for the upcoming matches may look similar to: Ter Stegen – Tah, Hummels, Ruediger, Gosens – Kimmich, Guendogan – Sane, Musiala, Wirtz – Fuellkrug.
nagels is someone awakened
😭 wht kind of pity rumor is this were gettin man city's leftovers
Gosens Ball
Lets gooooo
Whatever they tinker with....Germany bench strength in Strikers and defenders is aahs
Also no.6
It's basically goalkeepers,no.8,no.10 overload
Looking good, when is gnabry returning?
Warra rumour
https://youtu.be/iXFJ2N-oIW8?si=D0h-D8Wxa1U5MmqT neuer comeback
Back to work: After completing their pre-season preparations, Thomas Tuchel's squad entered the first month of the regular season, which also included cup football. See how the team trained amid their September match schedule - enjoy!
► Wanna see more of Musiala, Müller, Davies & Co.? Subscribe now and hit the bell 🔔: https://fc.bayern/YouTubeA...
Yes neuer comeback >
Wht happened to zak
blud got booted offline
you got shot and died
Unless if you wanna look at #premier-league chat 😉
Comeback is on
Technically
ok
W
whats wrong with De Ligt
he was / is injured
Philips was absolutely Mid at Leeds and bad at City
What makes you think he'd be good at Bayern
But you also said he's good

While he isn't
Same as Caicedo, bro was Mid for Brighton
A flop at Chelsea
Bayern even joined the Race for that loser

If we don't get a CB and DM in Winter
I'll lose it
Also a RB
We dominated USA in everything still we can't able to convert big chances into goal and give them a lead of 1-0
just bring back Bayern ball
frr
3-1 Germany
Yessir
Do you guys hate RMA or Barca more
Barca got deluded fans
so them for sure
i dont have a problem with real at all
Leipzig
hello my bavarian brothers
Mexico
i feel like they're gonna draw
Why are people calling Nagelsmann, Bagelsman
I don't get it
Like
It's so random
ikr
Idk
it's always poor israel
This war is bad and i condemn hamas so much
But dont make this look 1 sided
Im so fcking tired of this sh*t
They're trynna talk to Mazraoui for what?
For supporting Palestine?
yes ofc?
u cant be playing for a club who has clear values
and then make public posts
180 against it
What Values blud
When it's about Ukraine everyone is standing behind it
When it's about Palestine it's against Bayern's Values
Everyone keeps linking Palestine with Hamas
Surely this is also against Bayern's Values
"Don't bring Politics into sports, unless the mainstream media is on your side"
Wtf's goin on here lol
Trying to find out what Values my man thrawn is waffling about
„Unabhängig davon weiß jeder, auch jede Mitarbeiterin und jeder Mitarbeiter, jede Spielerin und jeder Spieler, für welche Werte der FC Bayern steht. Wir haben diese bereits direkt nach dem Terroranschlag auf Israel in einem Beitrag öffentlich und unmissverständlich zum Ausdruck gebracht. Wir sorgen uns um unsere Freunde in Israel und stehen an ihrer Seite.
its not that hard rly
Gott, hilf unseren unterdrückten Brüdern in Palästina, damit sie den Sieg erringen. Möge Gott den Toten Gnade schenken, möge Gott ihre Verwundeten heilen."
ig he doesnt want them to beat israel?
Yea, I ain't gettin into all this political bs lmao
or is this taken out of contexxt
They're literally a minority fighting for their freedom
Have you not seen what happened the last decades
by terrorism?
Or are we stuck in the last 2 weeks
i rly dont care about politics i could get into this and i do have decentish knowledge of it
but i dont want to discuss it here
its pretty simple
club has a clear opinion
player posts against it
nothing to discuss here
not the smartest decision from him, ofc he can post what he wants, and if he stands behind it (not like that lgbtq guy from liverpool that went to suadi)
Why are people bringing politics into football
Nothing wrong with mazraouis opinion
There are 2 sides to it
That’s true as a player for Bayern you need to stay away from political things like that on social media
Btw Thrawn
I hope you dont feel attacked
Just wanted a simple discussion
Not like im in the mood for a fight anyway
the only reason i am in discords like this, is to discuss
depending on who
it can be fact based
or not
I can assure you i wasnt throwing around with bs
nah i get that
and on the political side
u might be right
but from a football pov
he made a dumb decision
BROTHER
and brought issues to the club and team
That’s true
I thought you were trynna tell me i was also completely wrong on the political side
😭
Thats why i kept going to begin with
Oh, btw. Uh lets change topic rq
I dont want us all muted
So uhh when is Bayern vs Mainz
So uh Neuer yeah
Let's talk about @tender cedar's username
can we talk about german football here?
I guess?
cuz im tryna get tickets for the opening game in munich
but i dont want to spend 200 bucks, so i need to go to the lower price tiers
and there is like no chance
i get the cards
Neuer is supposed to come back vs Mainz yeah?
so now i need to decide what other game to try for
ye for the most expensive one
I hope
like u enter a lottery
Or imma kms
Jesus
and thats the only price class that isnt like 1% u even get the option to buy
Finna be a 3-1 loss anyway
i dont belive in it anymore
they been delaying it for so long
hes not gonna be the same anyways
For Mainz
They have been to be fair
innit
He got calf problems which delayed the recovery even more
They beat us 3-1 every year when they at home for sum reason
Sane on his prime
and cheeky kimmich long shot
Tel Super Sub Goal. I'll be there
Another curse lord Tucheliban breaks?
Maybe
I think we will win 3-0
Sane and Kane 1 goal each and tel super sub goal
I thoroughly enjoyed watchin us against Freiburg, if only we can play like that every game
I think so
^
No
Fcsb
Whats that
we're so back
Me when
Heard Gnabry's already back in team training too
is that a good or bad news
Good
How should that be bad?
his presence in training does not make a difference anyways
is it me or bayern havent played since forever
Thanks for getting rid of Harry kane for us or Tottenham would be 10 points clear 🙏 hopefully he wins a trophy
Harry Kane • Learning the language one word at a time! Got some work to do 😂 #shorts
How's Dortmund without Jude?
Why are you asking that in the Bayern Munich channel?
Wouldn't #bundesliga make more sense?
why.
We mock Beşiktaş by 8-0 (they lost vs Liverpool 8-0)
International break does that
You're tapped
fr
We at @iMiaSanMia stand with Noussair Mazraoui against what we believe is an agenda driven campaign. The player has, not once but twice, clearly positioned himself and emphasized that he was against all forms of violence and hatred, that he was not associated with any hateful groups and that all he wants is peace and justice
We hope @FCBayern ...
W admin
🤓👆
Prayers from Australia
i just bought 2019 lewandowski shirt🔥
🔥
i still need to frame my 2013 signed robben kit...
dang
Sick!!
Bayern in group C for women's ucl, draw just started
PSG is drawn into the same group
Nice
Bro, Roma is in the same group as well?
Absolut W
W fr
Hm
I mean, it's basically the best we can do, given that we got so many injuries
Müller and Musiala Ball
💯
goretzka pivot
Zentner will turn into prime neuer
and we will draw 1-1
man the new discord is ugly
Can we for once beat Mainz away please?
The fact that we'll still be 3rd even after we win is pissing me off so much
Also wtf is Stuttgart smoking
Tuchel is too stupid to start Müller
Pisses me off
and laimer is at rb
kimmich should be at rb
fr
torrrrrrrrr
Coman
Yabba dabba doo
What a save
What a save
What a save
ULREICH WTF
What minute are y’all on my stream keeps lagging
14 but im delayed badly
i’m 13 minutes 💀
being delayed isnt bad as long as you dont Check your Phone too often
Bro delayed so bad he's celebrating Tel's goal against Gladbach rn
2-0
2-0 kane
right as i refresh kane scores
Hahahahaha
MAN I GOT SPOILERED
KANEEEEEEEEE
RIGHT AS I SAID IT
KAAAANEEE
HARRYYYY
RIGHT AS I REFRESH
YEAH MAINZ
LET US COOOOOOOK
MAN ITS NOT EVEN SHOWING ME THE GOAL
YOU AIN'T BEATING US THIS TIME
GORETZKA JUST GOT FOULED
damn this game is looking like its already over
imagine if that lee guy scored

Tuchel might be cookin something lads
Jae sung lee
the dude that almost scored the header
Tuchel tryna break all curses this season
Oh you meant the Main Player
Break the QFs curse
Tuchel is him
No CL Game lost this season
No BL Game lost this season
we are cooking
Galatasaray might cook us ngl lmao
Overhyped club
But nah, we ain't Man United
They drew against Copenhagen and won against finished Utd
😭
That ain't no achievement
Fr
6 wins 2 draws
Which is still pissing me off
Coman im about to give you the most fantastic slap
Decent
What can you do when a stuttgart NPC players suddenly turns into Haaland



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free win for us
