bayern-munich

[marble shadow]

It's a festival

The whole team takes part in it yearly

[safe glen]

This is how the 20/21 season felt for us

18 different center back partnerships

[opal wing]

Peretz will start next game let’s gooo

The GOAT Sarr

[neon atlas]

wahts peretz height

[humble trench]

ayo?

if they won't be present, who's gonna be the other cb?

[strong saddle]

6'3

[opal wing]

Tarek Buchmann

[humble trench]

wait oh yea

i only remembered bouna sarr on the reserves

[humble trench]

domestically?

[deft epoch]

Yeah

Liverpool

[worthy schooner]

kane goat will score 5 goal

trust

[edgy turtle]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1706725246307532919?t=kddBMGxMJ8m_04HlAJiCpQ&s=19 wtf

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗠ü𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿

Peretz -
Mazraoui, Kimmich ©, Laimer, Davies -
Goretzka, Musiala -
Gnabry, Coman -
Choupo-Moting, Tel

#MiaSanMia

Likes

380

Twitter · Sep 26, 2023, 5:39 PM

Kimmich and Laimer at CB

[jaunty pasture]

thomas why......

[long fox]

It's joever

[tribal light]

It's against Münster

So idc

[long fox]

If we play that against Leipzig....

[edgy turtle]

still

don't you have other CBs to use

[tribal light]

Nah

Keep 'em safe

No unnecessary games

I'm fine with this

[deft epoch]

Warra defense

[surreal snow]

3 fullbacks and 1 midfielder as back 4

[tired prism]

Goretzka at cb 🤡

Our squad depth is pathetic

We need a lot of signings in January

[long fox]

I'd love us to win the Pokal again

[vast monolith]

Goalll

[cursive stirrup]

Hows peretz so far

I cant watch the game atm

[long fox]

Just made a save lol

[cursive stirrup]

What else do u expect from a goat

[long fox]

already better than Ulreich

[surreal snow]

tennis balls??

😪😪😪

[strong saddle]

I thought that's what I saw

Why are there tennis balls

[tribal light]

It's f*cking Münster

Why is everyone acting like we're playing Prime Real

😭

[dreamy goblet]

today we are playing?

[long fox]

Goal Laimer

[surreal snow]

Im not gonna watch that second half

[tribal light]

My Boi Tel scored another one

[long fox]

Goretzka CB szn?

[modest frost]

Tel 12 goals scored 3 assists

In 800 mins played

Best sub itw

I love him

[low plinth]

what does itw mean?

[modest frost]

In the world

[low plinth]

ok

thanks

[neon atlas]

o

damn

[strong saddle]

hes an inch shorter than ulreich

[fair garden]

fr peretz should start this wk

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1707396094764741107

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kim Min-jae, Dayot Upamecano and Thomas Müller all back in team training [@itstheicebird]

Likes

1923

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 2:05 PM

[ivory helm]

guys i miss sabitzer

[ivory helm]

LETS GOOO

[neon atlas]

nice

[ivory helm]

what team do you support?

[vast monolith]

Heard our Barca dogs got exposed for bribery 😭

[ivory helm]

☠️☠️

[static eagle]

😭

[vast monolith]

Waiting for us to play ucl final 24

Anyone here from Germany ?

[thorny hare]

I am

[long fox]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1707689364635935111?s=20 no Olmo lmao

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Dani Olmo and Timo Werner are out of tomorrow's game against Bayern. #RBLFCB

Likes

1841

Twitter · Sep 29, 2023, 9:30 AM

[thorny hare]

we good then

[strong saddle]

Relief

[vast monolith]

When will euro 24 tickets will be on sale

[humble trench]

Bayern eating good again

[thorny hare]

3rd october i think

you have to be lucky tho, its random who gets them afaik

u should double check tho

?

[vast monolith]

Isn't there any local app that sells them online

[thorny hare]

ok so you have time from 3rd to 26th october to apply for the chance to buy a ticket

[tribal light]

?

Thats so random lmao

[neon atlas]

just check role

xd

[pale topaz]

score predictions for torromow?

[wraith silo]

I have a bad feeling about leipzig away game so 2-1 leipzig

but if i'm analysing the stats of last games for both teams

bayern should win comfortably but again idk

I feel like leipzig always have little bit of luck against us

[thorny hare]

they dont got olmo this time, so he cant turn into prime messi

[frozen grove]

Lmao

[ivory helm]

me

[ivory helm]

ik ik but you know

[ivory helm]

it doesnt show any team

[surreal zinc]

LETS GOOOOO

[surreal zinc]

4-2 for us

[surreal zinc]

We good

[humble trench]

bayern taking this ucl 💯

[vast monolith]

4-1 we're cooking

[craggy siren]

3-1

[humble trench]

2-4

[pale topaz]

2-1

[wraith silo]

real

[wraith silo]

#liverpool

imo

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1708050272105255416?t=3pe-06grndmW0SdpA9EMQw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

You had the choice between Bayern and Real Madrid..

Mathys Tel: "It's true that many clubs were after me, but I was only focused on joining Bayern because I really appreciated their project and the people behind the project."

[@lemediacarre]

Likes

322

Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 9:24 AM

[neon atlas]

xd

bayern

just dont play laimer at right

and we will be good in cl campaign

he is a pretty good midfielder

[surreal snow]

should we play choupo and kane again?

it actually worked very well

and people still argue tuchel has no tactical plan

[wraith silo]

If it works well yeah

[fair garden]

lowkey wanted berlin to win tht

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1708139935251808402?t=plY74noy3Orf8DBEBLZKNg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝗶𝗽𝘇𝗶𝗴

Ulreich -
Laimer, Upamecano, Kim, Davies -
Kimmich ©, Goretzka -
Sané, Musiala, Coman -
Kane

#MiaSanMia

Likes

135

Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 3:21 PM

no Mazraoui

no Guerreiro for now

[craggy siren]

Laimer RB

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1708142028498850191?t=uuNx7uJ3VQcKcMFwkLO9AA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Leipzig XI against Bayern

Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 3:29 PM

should be an easy win

[long fox]

Famous last words?

[craggy siren]

i feel like we’re gonna draw

[wraith silo]

[surreal snow]

im not surviving these 90 minutes

Nagelsmann watching...

man this channel is so dead

[fair garden]

Alr lets get aheade early

[wraith silo]

Bro wtf

musiala bruh

[stray dirge]

Musiala really needs to work on his finishing.. it’s not where it needs to be

[fair garden]

Wht happened to gulasci

[craggy siren]

acl tore

[wraith silo]

Wtf

[stray dirge]

Ulreich the idiot

[wraith silo]

This is the bs that always happens against leipzig

lucky we didn't concede

[surreal snow]

Literal fifa moment

this sh1t happens in my weekend league not in the Bundesliga

[tribal light]

[long fox]

Ulle the bum

Just want Neuer back

[tribal light]

We're not allowed to draw

We must win

Ffs

[stray dirge]

There’s too many errors still especially against better opposition

[humble trench]

they playing rn?

[stray dirge]

No we’re just pretending

[wraith silo]

nah

[stray dirge]

We’re not good enough so far

[surreal snow]

maybe offside

[tribal light]

I dont even wanna watch anymore

Why is it always Leipzig we're struggling against

[surreal snow]

ffs

they arent even good

[stray dirge]

Sané can’t make short passes

It’s embarrassing

[surreal snow]

i still think we're gonna win though

[tribal light]

We better fcking win

Why is it always fcking Leipzig

Im so tired of this

We're beating Teams like PSG and Barca in the CL

But struggle against Leipzig

They dont even have Nkunku anymore

I dont get it

[ivory pivot]

How is bayern losing 2-0 😭

[long fox]

2-0

RIP

[stray dirge]

Ulreich …

[humble lotus]

What is ulreich doing, cmon now

2-0 in 25 minutes

[long fox]

Yea, game's gone lol

[surreal snow]

ULREICH ISCSO BAD

WTF

[stray dirge]

Why do we keep mediocre keepers like him around it’s insane

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1708163961185579439?t=55X_VzMgAnACbHyrnnj0FA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Terrible from Ulreich

Likes

573

Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 4:56 PM

EVEN IMIASANMIA KNOWS

[deft ravine]

Ulreich gtg 😭

[tribal light]

''We dont need a Keeper, we got Ulreich''

Ulreich:

[surreal snow]

and this board thought ulreich is good enough to play an entire season 😭😭

[ivory pivot]

😭

[stray dirge]

This winter when Neuer returns we need to terminate Ulreich’s contract he’s an embarrassment

[surreal snow]

the worst thing are the artificially created leipzig fans though

the crowd does NOT sound human

[tribal light]

There's literally no reason to be a Leipzig Fan besides living in Leipzig

Literally none

[surreal snow]

Lokomotive Leipzig

not rb

theres no reason to support rb

and we're conceding 3 now

[tribal light]

?

No?

[surreal snow]

just watch

[deft ravine]

Lolol I can’t unhear this now

[surreal snow]

the only thing saving me now is a tel winner with shush celebration

[tribal light]

Fcking switch in De ligt

Bro

How can you bench him after the last game

[stray dirge]

Imagine if Musiala scored it would be a different game

[surreal snow]

Upamecano is also visibly intimidated by their roars

[stray dirge]

He’s great at dribbling but I’ve noticed his very weak in finishing this year

[surreal snow]

its a mixture of stolen lines from Bundesliga clubs and prem clubs

[craggy siren]

Upamebozo better than de ligt? 🥶🥶

[surreal snow]

Ulreich try to save a bad cross challenge

Sane try to get a short pass on target

Musiala try to fu€king score (failed)

[wraith silo]

Leipzig 0,5 xg and 2-0 up 😭😭 usual leipzig honestlty

[surreal snow]

Goretzka 90 min jogging challenge (SUCCESS)

[stray dirge]

Wtf is Musiala doing??? Couldn’t even get a cross in

[craggy siren]

musiala really missed that chance

[surreal snow]

Ok even though im 100% mad im being fr

this crowd doesnt sound normal

Laimer still thinks hes playing for Leipzig

Tuchel must be racist to not play Mazraoui

how do you not learn ANYTHING from the last game?

[static eagle]

Bayern is getting destroyed by Leipzig 😭

[stray dirge]

We needed crosses in the box instead of Sané dribbling from side to side

[surreal snow]

Sane is such a wannabe robben

Sane will never be able to do this

[stray dirge]

Robben was 1/1

There won’t be another Robben

[surreal snow]

If robben was in sanes position there he wouldve smacked that sh1t top bins

no discussion

but our bipolar leroy wants to try from the left side instead

HOW CAN THIS SQUAD NOT FEEL SO MUCH HATRED AGAINST LEIPZIG THAT THEY JUST WANT TO DESTROY THEM

i dont get it

[wraith silo]

They've destroyed teams so many times for a decade so they've gotten too used to it

[surreal snow]

this game alone is making me mad enough to run a marathon with no preparation just to two leg one Leipzig player

[stray dirge]

They keep wanting to dribble though everyone it’s idiotic

[wraith silo]

I'm not even mad i've been preparing for this mentally for a week

[stray dirge]

There’s no build up

[surreal snow]

neanderthal mentality

THERE CANT BE BUILD UP WITH GORETZKA

HES A PROFESSIONAL JOGGER

[stray dirge]

They don’t know when to pass

[tribal light]

At times like this, i wish we had Palhinha

[surreal snow]

man

i wish we had rodri

[stray dirge]

It’s ok to go 1v1 but also know when to pass

[surreal snow]

fu€k off you bot

[stray dirge]

Mid is missing a bit

[surreal snow]

this entire club needs to be studied

especially goretzka

does he not feel ashamed

[surreal snow]

someone so political like goretzka does not feel any hatred towards Leipzig

[wraith silo]

Why tf isn't sane passing

[surreal snow]

because he misplaces every single one

now hes on a mission to imitate robben

[ocean hornet]

thats just sane

[surreal snow]

at times like these its important to see the positives

id rather lose 5-0 AGAINST Leipzig than win 5-0 AS Leipzig

[ocean hornet]

yea i feel like we ve done good with slow build up apart from missing every chance

[wraith silo]

I should've just watched the girona vs real game instead honestly

[ocean hornet]

i mean we were entertaining at least

[wraith silo]

real

[surreal snow]

luckily neuer is back after the national break

[wraith silo]

(for leipzig fans)

[surreal snow]

they probably watch football for Entertainment

yes

their Pitch is atrocious

away

im calling 10 upamecano slips

[wraith silo]

Is it like not a real grass pitch?

[surreal snow]

man u aint beating them away either

[surreal snow]

it is

but they had a concert

[wraith silo]

city drew against them there last year

[surreal snow]

lemme show you

[ocean hornet]

i mean their clubs literally a business venture and thats it 💀

[surreal snow]

this is so irresponsible

its not dry its destroyed

the grass needs to ropemax

its over

their fans are great

wdym

[ocean hornet]

no its just the angle

[fair garden]

Peretz shouldve started smh

[surreal snow]

the picture was taken slightly from the left

ngl

guerreiro needs to start next game

no discussions

this has to play against freiburg

[wraith silo]

Mathys tel

[ocean hornet]

guerriro coming on?

[ivory pivot]

Tel on

And

Uh

[deft ravine]

Goretzka offff

[static eagle]

Bayern needs to make a comeback

[wraith silo]

real (i am completely delusional)

[long fox]

Is this the Supercup all over again

[wraith silo]

Tel needs to cook something

[long fox]

Atp, would be a miracle if we even get the 2-2

[wraith silo]

This team has probably given up mentally already

[long fox]

Is Leipzig secretly Gladbach or sum sh1t

[wraith silo]

Laimer playing for leipzig again

[ivory pivot]

Upa yellow

[pale topaz]

we aint winning this

[long fox]

I say lose 6-0 and sack everyone

[pale topaz]

when does this end

[wraith silo]

sane or whoever score from this

please

handball

LMAO

[long fox]

VAR

[wraith silo]

we get a lifeline right?

[long fox]

Gimme pen or I retire

[wraith silo]

there’s hope guys

[long fox]

Pen

[ivory pivot]

Hmm

[wraith silo]

this is one of the weirdest handballs i’ve ever seen

[pale topaz]

I need a pen

[long fox]

Tucheliban saved by a pen lmao

[ivory pivot]

Pen

[wraith silo]

please score or i’ll give up

[long fox]

He's missing

[wraith silo]

i am closing this stream if he doesnit score

kane is good at oens

[long fox]

2-1

[pale topaz]

nice

[ivory pivot]

@tribal light i hope your guy scores

Goal

[long fox]

Waheeyyy

[deft ravine]

2:1

[ivory pivot]

2-1

[tribal light]

If we beat Leipzig today

Then

Imma

Idk

[long fox]

If we somehow comeback from this lmfao

[pale topaz]

we aint

[tribal light]

Same man

Same

[pale topaz]

Only a tie could happen

[ivory pivot]

Well he scored 🤷‍♂️

[wraith silo]

we’re already back to conceding another one

[tribal light]

😭

[surreal snow]

just 2 more pens pls

[long fox]

Just 2 more pens ref

[surreal snow]

Goretzka off Tel on and we Score

[long fox]

Give us pens or we retire

[surreal snow]

Kane hattrick for the comeback

[wraith silo]

WHY DO U SHOOT THERE

[strong saddle]

i almost forgot about this game

still losing man

[ivory pivot]

It was a good try

[wraith silo]

Wish I was you

[long fox]

Kane or Tel, do some magic

[wraith silo]

yeah but feels like we could’ve done more there

[surreal snow]

guerreiro straight impact

NO MORE GORETZKA

we won

[ivory pivot]

There’s still plenty of time

30mins

[long fox]

Tel equalizer, I need it

[wraith silo]

bro where tf does he even play these days

[surreal snow]

i need tel winner with shush celebration

[long fox]

Need to start playin Peretz

Ulreich is ass

[wraith silo]

We’ve actually played better imo

or for clarity

we’ve improved

bayern players try not to dribble unnecessarily challenge (impossible)

[ivory pivot]

Goaaal

Sane

[wraith silo]

LETS GOOOO

[long fox]

Woooww

2-2

[ivory pivot]

2-2

[long fox]

Mad

[deft ravine]

2:2!!!!

[pale topaz]

Just one more goal

[long fox]

Didn't see this coming

[ivory pivot]

Good contra

[wraith silo]

This team man

[pale topaz]

I love you sane

[wraith silo]

it feels like the mentality of this team is back

[surreal snow]

TOO EASY

GETTT INNN

[static eagle]

Bayern did it

[humble lotus]

Let’s go

[static eagle]

I predicted it

ez

[long fox]

Nah nah

If we win this....

[surreal snow]

WERE WINNING

WATCH THIS

WE DESERVE IT

[wraith silo]

I was half expecting for sane to miss it but he’s just too goated

[azure idol]

saneeee

bro Leipzig are legit good

we had the ball more though

[wraith silo]

Get upa off

he’s getting red next time

[thorny hare]

Who we getting on xD?

We have no more cbs

[wraith silo]

wait what

[thorny hare]

De ligt is injured mate

[strong saddle]

oh that was dangerous

[azure idol]

I checked how many shots Leipzig had on target and they only had 2

[surreal snow]

ONE MORE GOAL PLEASE

[azure idol]

which they scored

[wraith silo]

oh

forgot about that

[thorny hare]

Lucky upa isn’t on red now

[wraith silo]

yeah exactly

[thorny hare]

Can tel score allrdy

[wraith silo]

ref

[tribal light]

For the love of god

Tel goal

Please

I beg you

Tel

[strong saddle]

ref got hit lmao

[thorny hare]

Tel do your thing man

[azure idol]

cmon anybody just anybody

[wraith silo]

tel looked like he wanted to kill someone

[surreal snow]

ref loves yellow cards

[strong saddle]

LMFAO

DID YOU SEE THAT

[tribal light]

Please

1 more goal

[wraith silo]

Goating

we’re winning guys

no question about it

wait why is stuttgart second

[tribal light]

I hope we get enough additional time

[wraith silo]

this ref is so ass honestly

[wraith silo]

6 minutes

[deft ravine]

6 mins Tel you got this

[ivory pivot]

Sesko close

[wraith silo]

blud thinks he’s haaland 😭

[ivory pivot]

Oh my god

So close

[pale topaz]

i think we gonna tie

[static eagle]

tels needs to score

[azure idol]

bro this is emotional rollercoaster

[static eagle]

clutch gonna go hard

[pale topaz]

dont think we gonna score one more

[wraith silo]

most consistent bayern munchen game:

[ivory pivot]

+6

Oh

Anyways

3 mins left

[wraith silo]

GOATING OMG

[ivory pivot]

Chupo eh

On keeper hands

[tribal light]

Goal?

[wraith silo]

should’ve scored

[ivory pivot]

No

[tribal light]

Man

Come on

[wraith silo]

so close

[strong saddle]

F

[azure idol]

😭

[ivory pivot]

2 mins left

[strong saddle]

that might be it tbh

[wraith silo]

WTF

[ivory pivot]

Leizpig

Omg

[tribal light]

I blame Todd Boehly

[ivory pivot]

Wooow

What a pass

Wth

Ulreich saved

[strong saddle]

WOAH

[ivory pivot]

It gives me neuer vibes

[tribal light]

If Musiala only wouldnt have missed

Bro

Omg

[ivory pivot]

But that pass

So clean

[surreal snow]

DUDE ULREICH

[ivory pivot]

Less than 1 min remained

[tribal light]

COME TF ON

1 GOAL

PLEASE

[long fox]

2-2 FT

[ivory pivot]

FT

[pale topaz]

honestly

I think

[azure idol]

ffs

[long fox]

Good result, given that we were down 2-0 at HT

[ivory pivot]

No tel goal today

[static eagle]

at least Bayern tied

[pale topaz]

True

[static eagle]

better then losing

[deft ravine]

I’ll take the tie given how the first half went

[wraith silo]

it’s not that bad honestly

[pale topaz]

who do we face next

[static eagle]

in ucl

oh nvm

I forgot

[tribal light]

unacceptable

[static eagle]

we already won

[long fox]

I take the draw

[wraith silo]

freiburg next in bundesliga

[tribal light]

Freiburg

Ight

[long fox]

2-0 down at HT, I take the 2-2

[wraith silo]

but the next game is again kobenhavn

[tribal light]

Just need Leverkusen to draw or lose once

And we good

[azure idol]

Copenhagen

[pale topaz]

actually thats nice

[static eagle]

easy 4-0 against Copenhagen

[azure idol]

UCL ofc

[pale topaz]

another great

[azure idol]

Leverkusen look scary 💀

[surreal snow]

imagine if tels pass came through

but im happy knowing that we silenced their stupid fans

[tribal light]

If we only would've won the fcking Leverkusen game

I wouldnt care about this draw

[surreal snow]

2 draws against our main rivals is okay

We only have "easy" matches now

we also played our arch nemesis gladbach

and even won

[tribal light]

Im still trynna understand how Musiala missed that chance

[surreal snow]

0 experience

sane scores these for fun

and not because hes necessarily the better player

[strong saddle]

were third now

[fair garden]

ulreich isnt good enough

[pale topaz]

hows neuer

[long fox]

First half was a disaster and it cost us

[pale topaz]

I think last update i heard was that he was fine or something

[strong saddle]

it'll be soon

[long fox]

Good to know we're not like last season tho. Concede one and then just crumble

[fair garden]

hes gettin better

peretz

shouldve started

[wraith silo]

Tbh we got a lucky pen from basically nothing

idk if we would’ve been able to come back without that

[tribal light]

Leipzig can be lucky that Musiala didnt take his chance

Would've turned the Game around

[surreal zinc]

Trueeeeeee

[modern ruin]

🇩🇪 Bayern returns from a long journey, but it is not even the runner-up anymore - draw with RB Leipzig

Bayern Munich drew 2-2 with RB Leipzig in the 6th round of the Bundesliga. In the 20' Lois Openda scored a goal after a counterattack and an assist from Xaver Schlager. Just 6 minutes later, RB Leipzig increased the lead after a penalty kick. Lois Openda headed the ball to Castello Lukeba, and he gave RB Leipzig a two-goal lead. In 57' Harry Kane gave the Bavarians a goal after a penalty kick. In the 70', Bayern equalized after a counterattack. Jamal Musiala passed to the running Leroy Sane, and he gave Bayern a draw. RB Leipzig is in 5th place with 13 points, while Bayern Munich has 14 points and 3rd place.

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https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1708204118081229048 What is this

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

❗Bayern are working on signing Jérôme Boateng as a free agent! Advanced talks have taken place. The club's bosses want him. Boateng is fit and ready to come back. No medical yet. Next meeting is scheduled for Sunday [@Plettigoal]

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Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 7:36 PM

[fair garden]

Those injuries got us steepin down low

[long fox]

We might become the german Man U

[humble trench]

Better than Upa he should be arrested for treason ffs

[surreal snow]

dont want this dude

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1708220588303507594 Ain't no way

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Jérôme Boateng could already undergo a medical and start training at Säbener Straße by tomorrow [@kessler_philipp, @mano_bonke]

Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 8:41 PM

[surreal zinc]

BRUH

[tender cedar]

Who allowed this

This guy has done some seriously terrible things

If this happens for real I will be seriously dissapointed

[pale topaz]

why are we getting him back

[true tendon]

depth apparently

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1708218002787701099

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are indeed considering bringing Jérôme Boateng back and the move could happen quickly. The fact Tuchel had to play Mazraoui and Goretzka at centre-back midweek raised concerns over the squad depth [@kicker]

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Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 8:31 PM

"The squad is fine, just be creative"
"Oh shi"

[ivory helm]

why is leipzig better without nkunku wtf

[fair lava]

and szloboszlai

[ivory helm]

exactly

theres something wrong with this team

the more better players leave

THE BETTER THE TEAM GETS

[strong saddle]

Leipzig is very interesting

[fair lava]

very interesting bundesliga season in general, like wtf stuttgart almost went down

[safe glen]

I thought he retired already

[versed panther]

Boateng is a Bayern Legend/Hero tbf but bringing him back when he is way past his best years & should be retired seems like a terrible decision

[tribal light]

That's not the issue

Boateng has beaten his wife in the past

[versed panther]

Yh he is a terrible person as well
But I was only commenting from a football perspective

[tribal light]

[modest frost]

They cooked with the money

Got multiple really good players this transfer window

[obtuse parcel]

still would be a good backup CB

Bayern don't have any of those

[tribal light]

Don't have what?

[modest frost]

Like sure they lost Nkunku but the same summer they signed Xavi Simmons andOpenda

Who are really good rn

[obtuse parcel]

backup CB

[tribal light]

We have De Ligt

[modest frost]

I still dk if it was worth it tho

[tribal light]

Wdym not good

[modest frost]

Cuz Nkunku is massive

[obtuse parcel]

injured

[modest frost]

Injured

Thats the issue

[tribal light]

Yeah, but like overall, despite him being injured

[modest frost]

Our CBs are good but rn all injured

[tribal light]

[modest frost]

So we need something to help

[tribal light]

Don't think Boateng will help us

It'll backfire

So bad

Because of his Story

[modest frost]

Yeah

I don't want to see boateng on the pitch

Hes not even good rn

[obtuse parcel]

put Tel in CB instead

[modest frost]

Like what about his Lyon performance makes it look like he'd be a good fit for Bayern

[tribal light]

I blame our Board for taking way too long with Transfers

It took them weeks to get KMJ and Kane

[modest frost]

I love the kane and kim transfers but we def couldve done more

[tribal light]

And then fumbled to get a dm and CB

[modest frost]

Like signing an actual CDM and a RB

[obtuse parcel]

negotiating with Tottenham for Harry Kane isn't easy

[modest frost]

Kim is a good transfer but we didnt need him

[modest frost]

Yeah fairs

[tribal light]

?

We literally lost Hernandez

[modest frost]

We have a killer attacking front tho

[tribal light]

Wdym we didn't need him

[obtuse parcel]

Bayern missing a RB and CDM

otherwise the team is good

[modest frost]

We got Upa and De Ligt, how was Kim more needed than a RB

[tribal light]

What if one of them was injured

Then what

If we didn't get Kim

[obtuse parcel]

If one of those get injured, Goretzka CB ball

[tribal light]

Laimer was doing decent when he played RB

But CB is way more crucial

[obtuse parcel]

4-1-4-1 is what Bayern can do

Musiala and Muller upfront

[modest frost]

We play Tarek Buchmann the goat

Wait is Tarek injured?

[tribal light]

Buchmann is also injured

Lmao

[obtuse parcel]

then bring a player from academy

simple

[modest frost]

You cant make this up

[tribal light]

Easier said than done lmao

You can't just get anyone and put him as a CB

[modest frost]

Idk I like 4 2 3 1 more than 4 1 4 1 usually but.we don't really have the players to do that

[tribal light]

Sad Moment

[modest frost]

Mathys tel sub in, he'll have 14 tackles in 15 minutes

[tribal light]

[obtuse parcel]

tackle every minute

[tribal light]

Do the Caicedo

I just can't get over this guy

Most expensive player in Prem History

Lmfao

[obtuse parcel]

answer: Todd Boehly

[tribal light]

I just have no clue why they valued him so high

He wasn't even that good at Brighton

To be worth 115mil

[modest frost]

Chelsea is the type of club to be able to get Caicedo for 110mil and nkunku for 55 in the same summer

This is genuinely crazy

[obtuse parcel]

Todd Boehly buys every player for 100m+

[tribal light]

Midryk

Midkaku

Midnandez

[modest frost]

Like

[tribal light]

Liverpool dodged a bullet

Holy molly

[modest frost]

They could get nkunku down to 55M

Who negotiated mudryk to 85

We need a name

[obtuse parcel]

Stole Mudyrk from Arsenal
Stole Caicedo from Liverpool
Stole Lavia from Liverpool

I mean those clubs almost had a done deal but then Chelsea came in

[modest frost]

Spent 300M to do so 🔥

[obtuse parcel]

Chelsea's new rival Luton Town will be

[tribal light]

[surreal snow]

bro costs 30m in career mode

even ea knows

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1708405639469260970

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Jerome Boateng will complete his move to Bayern soon as negotiations are at the final steps, main part of medical in place 🚨🔴 #FCBayern

Boateng, returning as free agent — he was never approached by Real Madrid in the recent days despite links after Alaba injury.

Twitter · Oct 1, 2023, 8:56 AM

[near vale]

https://twitter.com/glowdisthewall/status/1708211266496376939?t=urBcVcP_8NvyornKV2QKtQ&s=19

Xenia ❤️🤍 (@glowdisthewall)

No matter how it turns out, I'm saddened, shocked, and disgusted that this is even being discussed. Boateng should rot in jail for the rest of his life.

RIP Kasia Lehnhardt

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Twitter · Sep 30, 2023, 8:04 PM

[ruby basin]

bro tbh this is completlyunfair csude boateng is a decent baller

bro mudryk sucks bro

he cant do nothin in chelsea

big flop

ye i am agrreeeing with y

u*

ikr

idk why chelsea baught him for ver 100mil

he deerved 5-10 mil a

ma

x

ye

hes not a good younster

[obtuse parcel]

Midryk

[ruby basin]

imhappy enzo has some atleast

lol

from wish.com

[fossil drift]

[near vale]

Physically and mentally tortured his wife/ex forcing her to kill herself

[ruby basin]

i really hope bayern win bundesliga this eason because lever kusen and some ther club is above them in the leage rn and its not looking good for bayeerns cause the oblyweere able to draw against eliepzeg

2011

or somethin like that

oh

nice

i guess they an with thomas and harry

and sane

and kim and de light

ye

hes so underrated

[obtuse parcel]

Pedri won it tho

[ruby basin]

i guess thats right but very close compettion

ye

gavi is trash

tempered boy tbh

i would say pedri is better hen gavi cause f his playmaking

i guess so

lol

y?

true but dembele doesnt have a weak foot tbh

oh ye

lol

ill friend u

[obtuse parcel]

008 at PSG

[ruby basin]

lmao

[obtuse parcel]

008*

Havertz

scored a penalty in his 9th game

[ruby basin]

oh sheesh dint epect it from him

not really tho

[obtuse parcel]

Odegaard

[ruby basin]

lol

odegaard is actuslly good tho

hes good playmaker and passing

[obtuse parcel]

It was a goal tho

[ruby basin]

but no one beats mullers positioning

[obtuse parcel]

I wouldn't be mad

[ruby basin]

bro

mullers positioning is cracked

ur in a abayern server and disrespecting him

[obtuse parcel]

best in the world

[ruby basin]

bro are u okay?

like mentally okay?

[obtuse parcel]

Muller's finishing is good

[ruby basin]

thankyou finnaly someone who understands

[tribal light]

?

Nvm, bro has Islamophobe in his Bio

Was to be expected

[tired prism]

Isn't the pokal draw today?

[long fox]

We got a 3rd division team again

Saarbrücken

[nimble nimbus]

Next year us?👉🏻👈🏻

[glass otter]

ban him tbh

[humble trench]

fr

[surreal zinc]

It was today

[true tendon]

Stuttgart would be really interesting

[ruby basin]

ty for undeerstanding

[round mango]

Saar vs Bayern is just too easy to guess who will come out on top

Unless the impossible happen ofc

[ruby basin]

bayern easily

obvio

[round mango]

Yea bayern is dominating every team now and then with Kane

[ruby basin]

but i pretty upset tht they are only 3rd in bundeliga

[round mango]

Yea

[ruby basin]

i wish they won against liepzeg

instead 2-2 draw

[round mango]

Wtf am i dreaming or is Union Berlin #1?

[ruby basin]

ikr

and that leverkusen is 2nd da

[round mango]

Bro if Bayern score another goal against RBL,that would be easy 2nd place for them

[ruby basin]

ye

even goal difference

[round mango]

"Tbh i am just waiting till San Marino wins the world cup"
-my friend at 3am yesterday

[ruby basin]

LOL

bro san marino is just sad like

atleast like morroco and senegaldid dececnt

this wc

but i just feel sad for marino

they wont come close tbh

[round mango]

They got nanni,excellent player

[ruby basin]

LOL

alr gtg bye

[round mango]

Bayern's logo 1939-1945:

[round mango]

Bye

[craggy siren]

no

[round mango]

gone

[craggy siren]

union is 11th

[round mango]

Back

[craggy siren]

1st is leverkusen

[round mango]

gone

The 04'ers 😭

[craggy siren]

stuttgart is 2nd

purple patch

[round mango]

Bruh

[craggy siren]

actually 1st

our GD would be +15 while leverkusen's would be +14 if that happened

[round mango]

Ok understandable

[humble trench]

5-0 for bayern tomz

MIA SAN MIA

[subtle junco]

0

[slim mason]

Yes, you'll be surprised by how much balls some fans have got

[modest frost]

Nah Tel shouldnt start

Müller should tho

What is Tuchel thinking

[ruby basin]

ye muller over musi for starting and then musi come on

[tribal light]

Cant even beat Aston Villa and West Ham

Talks about Bayern

Bro thinks he's young kippa

[modest frost]

COOK

Replace Tuchel pls

Anybody over tuchel rn for choosing lineups

[thorny hare]

💀

Top 5 Coach rn

[humble trench]

ur joking right?

[thorny hare]

Im not ?

I don’t get the tuchel slander

Only better coach which we could maybe get is xabi

[humble trench]

Zizou

[modest frost]

No way hes top 5

Tuchelball doesnt fit our team

Even if he was top 5

Hes absolutely not top 5 for bayern

Xabi would be infinitely better

Its like Pep

Pep was best manager itw when he joined bayern

But he flopped in 13/14

Because thats not the type of team hes good at managing

[tribal light]

Get Ulreich out

For the love of god

Start Peretz ahead of Ulreich

[round mango]

Agree

[ruby basin]

gk-nuer

lb-davies

cb-kim

cb-de light

rb-mazraoi

cdm-kimmich

cdm-leon

cam-muller(musi)

lw-coman

st-kane(tel)

rw-sane(serge)

best bayern squad rn fr

[fair garden]

im hype we need a good 4-0 vs kobenhavn

[full gyro]

No words

[azure idol]

u-19 🧐

[surreal snow]

make it reality

Ulreich again man

Mazraoui is a w

[strong saddle]

Bruh

[surreal snow]

no Guerreiro sad

[strong saddle]

We never learn

[long fox]

Sick of Ulreich man

[strong saddle]

^

[subtle junco]

We need super cup

[tribal light]

How

How is it 0-0

Bro I'm boutta rage

[long fox]

Tucheliban ball n dat

[surreal snow]

trust me

its the right side

sane and laimer are mid as of now

sub laimer out for guerreiro

[tribal light]

What

The

F*ck

HOW ARE WE LOSING

TO COPENHAGEN

HOW

HOWWWW

HOW ARE WE DOWN

[long fox]

Unreal

[tribal light]

They better turn this around

[long fox]

Copenhagen finna park now

[tribal light]

This is what happens when you don't gaf about getting proper replacements

[long fox]

Bayern in the UEL soon

[surreal snow]

are there any alternatives to tuchel

this is unacceptable

[tribal light]

Jose Mourinho eventually

[surreal snow]

Mourinho 😭😭😭

[long fox]

even United scored lel

[surreal snow]

we shouldnt have let Nagelsmann go

[humble trench]

goodbye tuchel

[tribal light]

Well on the bright side

If we manage to equalize

And United wins

[long fox]

Utd goal disalowed

[tribal light]

LMFAO

[long fox]

How tf are we losin to Copenhagen tho lol

[tribal light]

Lacking mentality

Haven't been the same since 2020/21

[surreal snow]

just get flick back in 😭😭

unbelieveable

[long fox]

Let's not let Copenhagen be the team to beat us in the group stages since 2017

[tribal light]

Can't tell me we got a Top 3 Striker and Seria A's best CB Duo

To lose against Copenhagen

[surreal snow]

how long is alonsos contract at Leverkusen?

[tribal light]

No clue mate

No clue

But they won't let him go

[surreal snow]

2026..

[tribal light]

Bayern would have to pay for him like they did with Nagelsman

[long fox]

Can we like score?

[surreal snow]

id pay 50m for a competent striker

coach

i mean

[tribal light]

Bro

[humble trench]

flick here we go

[tribal light]

They been saying Neuer coming back soon

When is "soon"

[surreal snow]

fu€k neuer

we need a Nagelsmann

[long fox]

we need god lmao

[surreal snow]

we couldve easily sacked tuchel for Nagelsmann now

But we let him go

[tribal light]

You don't know that Ulreich was one of the Main reasons we drawn to Leipzig, Leverkusen and conceded too much against United?

[surreal snow]

wont get us the win vs kopenhagen

wont get us a clear tactical idea either

this is kovac ball

[humble trench]

YESSS

[tribal light]

Blud said Kovac

[long fox]

I'm officially a RMA fan now, bye guys

[tribal light]

Dawg

[long fox]

1-1

[tribal light]

Well

[surreal snow]

musiala

good

[tribal light]

Better turn this game around

[long fox]

Musiala

... And breathe

Let's now get the winner

United 2-1

[tribal light]

Don't let Copenhagen break the unbeaten Group Stage Record

Real or Man City alright

But Copenhagen

Hell na

[long fox]

Musiala, do your magic again

[tribal light]

Musiala boutta score in the 89th Minute

[surreal snow]

Tuchel is still out for me

[long fox]

Gala 2-2 lmao

[surreal snow]

goretzka coming on

😭😭

[long fox]

Tel, save us

[surreal snow]

almost goretzka

[upper bane]

3-2 GALA

[tribal light]

Wrong Channel

[upper bane]

Their in our group thi

TEL

[surreal snow]

TELLLLL

[upper bane]

OH MY GOD

[tribal light]

TELLLLL

[upper bane]

OH MY GOD

[tribal light]

Omg

OMG

[upper bane]

LETS GOOO

[ivory pivot]

U wanted a tel goal and u got it

[tribal light]

MATHYS TELLLLLL

[tribal light]

TEL IS COOKING

[ivory pivot]

I remember u said that one time lol

[tribal light]

Yeah

Tel Super Sub Goal

[surreal snow]

please no offside

please no offside

[ivory pivot]

Surprisingly I remember that wth

[upper bane]

MULLER ASSIST

WE ARE BACK

[tribal light]

Muller cooking

[nimble nimbus]

That’s how Bayern is supposed to be

[upper bane]

start muller please

[tribal light]

Copen gen

[nimble nimbus]

VAR is all fine

No way something should be fined

YES

[humble trench]

tyess

lessgoo vayern

[tribal light]

Vayern?

[surreal snow]

COUNTS

TELLL JAJABABABAA

[tribal light]

COUNTS

JABADABADUUUUUUU

[upper bane]

1 BAYERN
2 GALA
3 KOBENHAVN
4 MANCHESTER FLOPITED

[surreal snow]

WAREA COMEBACK

TUXHEL STILL OUT

[upper bane]

ONANA BEST SIGNING EVER

[humble trench]

LOPLPOL

[surreal snow]

please no goal now

[humble trench]

kim MOM?

[tribal light]

FC BAYERN

DEUTSCHER MEISTER

JA SO HEISST ER

MEIN VEREIN

[long fox]

We scored again?

[tribal light]

No