imagine united fall into 3rd
#bayern-munich
shrewd lodge
tired prism
imagine united fall into 3rd
They will
tired prism
I still expect em to squeeze through
Nah
They were absolutely dismal against Brighton
shrewd lodge
ye united might win on goal difference and finish 2nd
tired prism
And got lucky again Forest and Wolves
shrewd lodge
who do you man think is gonna win ucl
tired prism
ye united might win on goal difference and finish 2nd
UCL depends on head to head record
tired prism
who do you man think is gonna win ucl
Bayern ofc
long fox
Once their injured players come back, they could bounce back
shrewd lodge
UCL depends on head to head record
oh
tired prism
Once their injured players come back, they could bounce back
They're just crap
long fox
Varane carries their defence and he's injured lol
tired prism
united dont have a good defence
Non existent defence
shrewd lodge
ye
shrewd lodge
Non existent defence
idk why but i have a feel united will do good against bayern
getting united vs barca vibes
shrewd lodge
lol
modest frost
imagine united fall into 3rd
I think they will
With the form they had vs brighton, they arent beating Galatasaray
tired prism
Yeah
zenith pebble
idk why but i have a feel united will do good against bayern
because ur a chelzea fan
ivory helm
guys do bremen fans exist
humble trench
guys do bremen fans exist
no
ocean nymph
E
nimble nimbus
guys do bremen fans exist
Only in northern Germany
vast monolith
Tomorrow we'll be there for man utd's funeral
shrewd lodge
because ur a chelzea fan
Na tuchel tax
pine comet
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1704144081088094349?t=1seEH9DdYzzFOoNhycFXPw&s=19 quick heads up for ya'll
pine comet
real
slim mason
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1704144081088094349?t=1seEH9DdYzzFOoNh...
Wait when was he injured 😭
modest frost
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1704144081088094349?t=1seEH9DdYzzFOoNh...
Im ngl
Regardless of what shitenited fans think
Hes still not even in their top 3 worst players
clever summit
If Bayern doesn't massacre United, will it be considered one of the biggest upsets in their history?
tired prism
If Bayern doesn't massacre United, will it be considered one of the biggest upse...
Definitely
We should be absolutely ripping them apart
And get ten hag fired
zenith pebble
why is deligt not starting
quiet ermine
Bayern 7-0 SIUUU
strong saddle
clever summit
"No one ever really dies."
thorny hare
Warra source
fair garden
hard obsidian
And get ten hag fired
Don't score too many if it's possible, on behalf of the other 19 PL teams
exotic python
Warra source
Fab confirmed it
sharp fulcrum
l
slim mason
https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1704213605137146325?s=20
Source: fans 😭
quiet ermine
Guys please beat man utd 7-0 for the memes of Ronaldo
versed panther
pale topaz
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1704144081088094349?t=1seEH9DdYzzFOoNh...
Theres too many manchester united injuriws
zenith pebble
Theres too many manchester united injuriws
wont matter
pale topaz
wont matter
im asking how
zenith pebble
im asking how
ten hag probably overworking them
pale topaz
Two cats discussing
who
stark sigil
United getting thrashed tmrw
neon atlas
yo
tribal light
https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1704213605137146325?s=20
TOTTENHAM FAN FORUM
HAHAHAHAHAH
WARRA SOURCE
umbral marten
What is your prediction score for the Bayern Man U game today?
tribal light
Yes
strong saddle
TOTTENHAM FAN FORUM
Lmfao
exotic python
TOTTENHAM FAN FORUM
Fabrizio confirmed it tho lol
vast monolith
Utd begging for mercy today 🤩
ivory helm
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1704144081088094349?t=1seEH9DdYzzFOoNh...
united fans probably partying rn
zenith pebble
united fans probably partying rn
transfer windows closed
they still getting violated
ivory helm
theyre getting violated anyway
static matrix
Destroy them worse than what you guys did to us
That isn't possible
neon atlas
Destroy them worse than what you guys did to us
Sure fr
tribal light
How is Tel's market value still at 20m
humble trench
Destroy them worse than what you guys did to us
damnn why?
long fox
cursive herald
Destroy them worse than what you guys did to us
Which team do you support again
We have destroyed quite a few
tidal hornet
We really tryna outjinx Trey
modest frost
Daily reminder Müller is 8-1 against Messi
tired prism
Daily reminder Müller is 8-1 against Messi
Messi's owner
tired prism
We really tryna outjinx Trey
Trey is a deluded idiot
Who cares about him?
Same
Exam tomorrow but who cares
strong saddle
I'm nervous for some reason
I'd be overjoyed if he does it
Unfortunate
Ew
How much is a legit one
tribal light
Daily reminder Müller is 8-1 against Messi
Honestly, i find Messi Ronaldo debates cringe
But
From a Bayern Fan perspective
I respect Ronaldo way more than Messi
Because of Ronaldo's perfomance against us
Cant say the same bout Messi
😭
Muller owns him maybe
But Ronaldo owns bayern
Even tho bro scored several Offside Goals against us
surreal snow
only 4 hours left
honestly i think after 10 minutes of the Match i'll feel stupid for being a bit nervous
pseudo slate
do they always press as bad as against brighton
They do in derbies
and against liverpool
surreal snow
so basically in big games
pseudo slate
those are mostly the only united games i watch
surreal snow
man
pseudo slate
so basically in big games
Yep
surreal snow
we're feasting if thats the case today
pseudo slate
Gonna stay up late to watch this Humiliation
tired prism
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1704519100976824624 lol
Bald liar
tribal light
Gotta love how confident Barca Fans are of beating us if we were to face them this CL
Because they scored 10 goals in 2 Games against Betis and Antwerp. 2 Absolute Mid Teams
😭
Acting like they've beaten prime Real and 22/23 City
I remember last year when they scored 5 goals against Viktoria Pilsen and they thought they'd win the CL
onyx bridge
Gotta love how confident Barca Fans are of beating us if we were to face them th...
stick bunda liga mate stop creating noexistent rivalries with more relevant clubs
tribal light
stick bunda liga mate stop creating noexistent rivalries with more relevant club...
Bro lives in his own world
Nah i cant
Man said Barca is more relevant than Bayern
Man watches Tennis
onyx bridge
no player aspires to finish his career at bayern
slowly becoming like serie A clubs
stepping stone clubs
nothing will chance that
tribal light
Why are you changing topic?
I said facts and you changed to ''nobody wants to end his career there''
We have several players that went to small clubs after ending their contract with us
Why do you gotta be so delusional
And acting like you dont watch football
onyx bridge
Why are you changing topic?
? 😭
you can't put 1 and 2 together
wallahi you're cooked in the brain
onyx bridge
own
neon atlas
bonucci will defend whole rma attack himself
tbh thiago silva should jooin milan or roma as well
chelsea is too bad for him
tribal light
wallahi you're cooked in the brain
I just don't see the point you're making. Messi didn't finish his career at Barca neither did Busquets, Jordi Alba and Suarez
According to the bs you're saying, club is only relevant if your players retire there
Bro doesn't read what he's saying
onyx bridge
According to the bs you're saying, club is only relevant if your players retire ...
called your club a stepping stone club
whihc objectively is true
your pull stinks outside germany
tribal light
And why's that?
We pulled England's Captain and Seria A's best CB Duo
What is bro on about
onyx bridge
no top player would wish to play for bayern
tribal light
Get this man out of here
neon atlas
didnt robben end his carrer w us
onyx bridge
gundogan would never take a paycut to leave the best team itw just to join bayern
neon atlas
so his propaganda is finished
tribal light
We never went for Gundogan?
onyx bridge
felix would never take 400k for the whole season to join bayern
neon atlas
bayern would never want to give 400k for a fraud lmao
onyx bridge
because players of that calibre would never want to play for bayern
neon atlas
we have bambi
strong saddle
Bro called us payern fans
tribal light
He's delusional
onyx bridge
your pull is stinky, nothing will ever change that, doesn't matter who you beat, how many times you beat them and by how much
tribal light
Probably a Barca fan
neon atlas
first of all bayern and barca have diff playstyle so we wouldnt even have a bid war lol
strong saddle
Stop tripping
tribal light
Coutinho literally wanted to stay with us if it wasn't for his huge price tag
onyx bridge
bartomeu tax doesn't count mate
neon atlas
and he's better than felix who gets 400k
tribal light
I dont give 2 f*cks about any tax lmao
neon atlas
yeah
tribal light
Youre just making yourself look stupid by everything you say
Starting with people dont wanna end their career at Bayern
onyx bridge
every bayern fan deep down knows that no top player will ever see that club as their final destination
stepping stone
tribal light
Hmm
neon atlas
oliver khan,lahm,robben ended their career in bayern
neon atlas
are they not top players
onyx bridge
Harry Kane aint a Bayern player then
had to spend 100m for a grandpa
neon atlas
what about muller
onyx bridge
nice pull
strong saddle
Muller probably will too
onyx bridge
if barcelona called kane he would coem with a pay cut and a much smaller transfer fee
neon atlas
had to spend 100 mil for dembele
onyx bridge
thats the difference
neon atlas
nice pull
tribal light
if barcelona called kane he would coem with a pay cut and a much smaller transfe...
he didnt even wait for Real or Man united for another year
Why would he join Brokelona
neon atlas
yeah
onyx bridge
he didnt even wait for Real or Man united for another year
you spent 100m pal that's the only reason why he came
tribal light
every bayern fan deep down knows that no top player will ever see that club as t...
^
tribal light
I dont get this dude, he makes a point, you crush his point
neon atlas
😭
onyx bridge
let's talk about lewandowski, your best striker of this century, aspire to play for barcelona
strong saddle
Aspired?
neon atlas
let's talk about lewandowski, your best striker of this century, aspire to play ...
ok?
what
onyx bridge
I dont get this dude, he makes a point, you crush his point
crush his point una 😭 you named 3 big signings we made in the bartomeu era, nobody cares
tribal light
let's talk about lewandowski, your best striker of this century, aspire to play ...
Best Striker and still couldnt beat us
Fck off lmao
onyx bridge
noway bayern fans don't rate lewasnowski anymore just because he rejected them 😭
onyx bridge
don't care we had an injured, incomplete squad and still cooked you at home
causals didnt watch the game
tribal light
I love how this man is riding barca so badly. Saying Harry is a grandpa with 30 but Lewandowski going to Barca with 34
Is alright
Youre a hypocrite boi
neon atlas
he rejected us or we sold him? lmao do u even know
onyx bridge
I love how this man is riding barca so badly. Saying Harry is a grandpa with 30 ...
notice how 35 year old disney has a better season start than generational striker harry kane that chose bayern for passion
neon atlas
who is disney
strong saddle
Disney 😭
neon atlas
wtf
onyx bridge
he rejected us or we sold him? lmao do u even know
you think he would prefer to stay over joining us?
have shame
strong saddle
I bet he would
strong saddle
^
onyx bridge
I bet he would
you think you have a better pull than barca? if you were in our financial situation, you would have collapsed by now
strong saddle
I was sad to see him go, but it's business
onyx bridge
actually you would try and pull players from bundesliga my bad
neon atlas
ok question for u who did raphina reject to join barca @onyx bridge
tribal light
you think you have a better pull than barca? if you were in our financial situat...
Because we aint dumb like Barca signing players for over 100 mil
For nothing
onyx bridge
Because we aint dumb like Barca signing players for over 100 mil
3rd time in a row you have to mention that singel gtransfer window from bartomeu
let's talk about our current transfer window
3m spent for 8 players
bayern could never do that
tribal light
3rd time in a row you have to mention that singel gtransfer window from bartomeu
Thats literally one of the reasons why yall went broke wdym
onyx bridge
Thats literally one of the reasons why yall went broke wdym
yeah it's the only reason why we are broke
bartomeu
onyx bridge
tell me zack do you think you could pull a transfer window like ours if you had 3m to spend?
tribal light
Yall tried to sell De Jong to United so badly
onyx bridge
you would pull 1 bundesliga young player tops
tribal light
For 80mil i think
strong saddle
What?
onyx bridge
Yall tried to sell De Jong to United so badly
but he wants to be a future captain and end his career here
strong saddle
De Jong to united
onyx bridge
but he wants to be a future captain and end his career here
another player that chose passion
united would offer him more
tribal light
tell me zack do you think you could pull a transfer window like ours if you had ...
2 Players were on loan, Gundogan only joined you because Man City didnt want to offer him a longer contract
And Romeu is like
33?
onyx bridge
2 Players were on loan, Gundogan only joined you because Man City didnt want to ...
just turned 31
tribal light
Thats why the ?
neon atlas
we never bid for de jong are u smoking?
onyx bridge
2 Players were on loan, Gundogan only joined you because Man City didnt want to ...
cancelo and gundogan's dreams were to play for us
same for felix
strong saddle
we never bid for de jong are u smoking?
We spoke about him
But yeah we didn't put money on it
strong saddle
No that's what im saying
onyx bridge
But yeah we didn't put money on it
you could offer 200m, he would still pick barca
that's the difference
tribal light
cancelo and gundogan's dreams were to play for us
Being realistic, even if they wanted to stay, they'll most likely leave next season or you'll keep one
neon atlas
talks happen but we never bid really
onyx bridge
we owed Alba so much money and he chose to leavef and relieve us from all those unpaid wages
that's what pull and love for the club gets you
tribal light
But now back to the point from the beginning you made
It's dumb
Lets be real here
A player not finshing his career at the club he played the most in
tribal light
Doesnt make your club less relevant or less attractive
You cant even compare that when were not even going for the same players lmao
onyx bridge
but all those forementioned players dreams were to play for us
felix was crying
gundogan said his drea mwas to play for barca
so stop the "city didnt offer him a longer contract' gimmick
mildy cringe
tribal light
Im not denying that. But you also gotta face the point that gundo wouldve stayed at Man City if they offered him a longer contract
Leading to rejecting Barca in the end
onyx bridge
Im not denying that. But you also gotta face the point that gundo wouldve stayed...
? no
tribal light
Wdym no
onyx bridge
city's extension offer had nothing to do with gundogan wanting to join barca
you think if city offered him the same contract, he would reject barca?
be serious
neon atlas
bro watches alot of shorts and makes his propaganda on "if" and "what if" basis
tribal light
I can send you the link
If you wanna check yourself
Gundogan is even earning more at Barca than he was at City
tribal light
It's literally known that City didnt want to offer him a contract over a year
neon atlas
he dont know he is dumb
tribal light
One of my best buddies is a diehard City fan, bro got all the news and sh*t
neon atlas
@onyx bridge did youtube shorts not mention the news bro?
or do u get your news from tiktok
surreal snow
your pull stinks outside germany
man stfu i know for a fact that a barca fan isnt talking about pull
stepping stone club😭😭😭 name one player that actually used us as a stepping stone
neon atlas
lmao
long fox
stepping stone club😭😭😭 name one player that actually used us as a stepping st...
That's Dortmund lol
surreal snow
Used us as a stepping Stone till 34
we really got fleeced there 😔
according to that guy he stepped on that stone for 10 years
seems to be a pretty big one
tribal light
I really dont know any young World Class player that used us as a Stepping Stone tbh
Only one that could come into my mind was Alaba
surreal snow
who also stayed at the club for 10 years
tribal light
But he wasnt despreate to leave us
surreal snow
😭😭😭
tribal light
who also stayed at the club for 10 years
Yeah
Like i said, Alaba wasnt desperate to leave us
He wanted more money and left for free then
surreal snow
i thought about kroos
tribal light
Bayern took too long to handle out a contract
surreal snow
but he stayed for 8 years
tribal light
Yeah
strong saddle
Why don't we use the goalkeeper we bought for once
surreal snow
why should we
surreal snow
hes not gonna start in our cl opener
deft epoch
Fckin Gnabry
He actually has knack to score vs English teams
deft epoch
Plus literally in his worst season acc to many...he still managed highest goal involvement among wingers last year
I don't get the hate
long fox
no 7-0?
deft epoch
Plus literally in his worst season acc to many...he still managed highest goal i...
Taking musiala as a CAM here
strong saddle
Kane will definitely score
surreal snow
we would win 7-0 if it was a game where we would have a one week rest Afterwards
but we dont
so its gonna be a 3/4-0
surreal snow
we need progressive cbs now
long fox
Upa has great recently
deft epoch
I didn't say displace
long fox
I miss De Ligt tho
deft epoch
You don't want de ligt leaving
surreal snow
he knows that the only reason hes benched is because of him
deft epoch
de ligt can play against bochum
Bochum more dangerous than ManUtd
strong saddle
We should sub him if necessary tbh
long fox
Daily meltdown after a line-up release ✅
surreal snow
We should sub him if necessary tbh
mate we'll sub in krätzig in the 50th minute
strong saddle
Every time
surreal snow
this is how one sided this game is gonna be
long fox
Now that I think about it, Coman just came back from injury so it kinda makes sense to start Gnabry
deft epoch
Bayern had hard time winning games in Bundesliga so far so you never know
exotic python
Yeah gnabry is in better form
surreal snow
shouldve started tel
surreal snow
Bayern had hard time winning games in Bundesliga so far so you never know
not at all 💀
deft epoch
shouldve started tel
He is primarily a no.9
deft epoch
Just use him as impact sub
surreal snow
fu€k bayern twitter
deft epoch
I am with tuchel in using Tel
long fox
Lineup drops and we instantly finished
long fox
This fanbase's mad reactionary and it pisses me off lmao
surreal snow
worst fans are on twitter
deft epoch
The only weird thing I see is Tuchel not rotating cbs even though 3 grt cb r there
long fox
Not winnin a game 5-0: we're gettin relegated
surreal snow
I read someone saying that this might be uniteds redemption arc because ten hag held a changing room speech
deft epoch
worst fans are on twitter
You haven't seen Barcelona fanbase have you
long fox
Our fans on Twitter are the polar opposite of Barca and United fans on Twitter
Bayern FT's always actin miserable
surreal snow
If you didnt watch football and only read football tweets you'd think barca and united are winning the ucl every year and Bayern is a 4th tier club
57 mins
long fox
Doomposting FC
deft epoch
If you didnt watch football and only read football tweets you'd think barca and ...
That's hyperbole.....Glazers out is trending each week
surreal snow
Bayern FT the type of guy to wear an aluminium hat
surreal snow
That's hyperbole.....Glazers out is trending each week
UTDTrey clears
strong saddle
Frfr
long fox
Bayern FT is your average emo kid in school
strong saddle
And others think "the Kane curse is coming"
surreal snow
Kopenhagen is Leading 2-0
Gala fans told me im arrogant for saying we'll easily win
long fox
Gala fans really bet on themselves toppin the group lel
deft epoch
Gala fans told me im arrogant for saying we'll easily win
Admit it you are arrogant
Bayern will win though
long fox
I'd much rather be arrogant than depressed 24/7 ngl lol
https://twitter.com/bxsnianflair/status/1704553842400985110 Kill me now lmfaoo
Twitter
strong saddle
Kill me.
surreal snow
Admit it you are arrogant
we as bayern fans are allowed to be arrogant
surreal snow
https://twitter.com/bxsnianflair/status/1704553842400985110 Kill me now lmfaoo
these people are making us look like a clowns club
deft epoch
https://twitter.com/bxsnianflair/status/1704553842400985110 Kill me now lmfaoo
He meant 5 for Bayern
surreal snow
the psychological horror barcelona experience when they play Bayern is enough for them to concede 2
surreal snow
He meant 5 for Bayern <:kekw:950653306018074624> <:kekw:950653306018074624>
no 💀
Holding 5 means concede 5
strong saddle
the psychological horror barcelona experience when they play Bayern is enough fo...
Right
long fox
Muller might be depressed, not gettin to farm against Barca for once. That's why he's benched
long fox
the psychological horror barcelona experience when they play Bayern is enough fo...
Barca FT was sayin ''give us Bayern'' after the 5-0 yesterday lel
deft epoch
Muller might be depressed, not gettin to farm against Barca for once. That's why...
Muller is rested for important game in Bundesliga
surreal snow
man i always need to take a Sh1t before ucl nights
😭😭
the stress is taking the best of me
long fox
I'm chillin lol.. watchin Onion pester RMA
long fox
They'll 0-0 their way to the final
deft epoch
You win every cup tie if you don’t concede
Knockout format suits Union Berlin
Penalty shootout merchants
If they don't score
strong saddle
surreal snow
did he actually say that
strong saddle
Blasphemy
surreal snow
thats hypocritical
long fox
https://twitter.com/centredevils/status/1704560163309633780
Who let Humpty Dumpty try to pipe up lol
surreal snow
dude talking without realizing he employs maguire
he also employs reguilon
and he employs a napoleon-complex midget
surreal snow
davies will run down rashford and Højlund
tribal light
https://twitter.com/bxsnianflair/status/1704553842400985110 Kill me now lmfaoo
They're scoring 5 goals against Mid teams and think they're ready to win the CL
deft epoch
More than that he would join Bayern attack
surreal snow
lets not forget the speed of our entire defence today
strong saddle
deft epoch
Interesting
neon atlas
bro said what
surreal snow
never heard of this pele guy
neon atlas
man i just want to see davies cook them
humble trench
HOOW
surreal snow
dude has -10 seconds delay
neon atlas
zaha cooked
humble trench
chat is this real
sharp fulcrum
where can I watch the game live
humble trench
where can I watch the game live
Bein sports
Espn
hallow sluice
KORA LIVE
static matrix
SHOW EM BOYS, THRASH THEM HARD BUT NOT HARDER THAN 8-2 🔥🔥
strong saddle
deft ravine
Let’s gooooo
strong saddle
Why haven't we scored yet
woven venture
I except 7-0 within the next few minutes
deft ravine
I always feel extremely nervous at the start 😂
It takes us a good minute to get a good pace going
safe glen
Yall slacking how haven't you score 18 goals yet
deft ravine
Seriously why didn’t Sane pass the ball
humble trench
WIOW
deft ravine
We’r slipping so badly on chances 😭
long fox
Golazo
humble trench
NA
long fox
Sane
upper bane
SANEEEE
tribal light
SANEEEEEEE
long fox
Sane ballin out
humble lotus
Saneeeee
long fox
We're really good at scoring goals out of nothing
deft ravine
FML my stream is lagging
deft ravine
We're really good at scoring goals out of nothing
Ahahahahaha
ivory pivot
deft ravine
Well, 1:0. Whoooop
long fox
Onana lol
long fox
De Gea saves that btw
cursive herald
Guys where is the man u bayern match chat
I can't seem to find it could someone give it to me
upper bane
what happened to onana
man u took de gea for granted
GNABRYYY
TOORRR
GNABRY AND SANE
WHAT A COMEBACK
cursive herald
Guys where is the man u bayern match chat
???
upper bane
COMPARED TO LAST SEAASON
upper bane
Gnarby comeback
him and sane
long fox
5 more
deft ravine
Sane has been consistently good so far so I’m not worried 🤍
deft ravine
bro utd need to sell onana
No pls keep him till ucl is over
safe glen
Yall letting Arsenal outscore you
frozen grove
long fox
2-0 HT
covert robin
i love being a Bayern fan
seeing United getting drilled that way is just too satisfying
vast monolith
i love being a Bayern fan
Not in knockouts ( we choke )
upper bane
covert robin
Not in knockouts ( we choke )
i'm not too worried for this year
surreal snow
man these frauds
covert robin
i was kinda sad for him tho
surreal snow
deft ravine
Oh no no
vast monolith
i'm not too worried for this year
Unless we face pep
deft ravine
Lmaooo I love this
vast monolith
regardless of which manchester we'll face
I think the Only team that can stop us from winning ucl is man City
cursive herald
I think the Only team that can stop us from winning ucl is man City
We were extremely unlucky in the knockouts last year
Group of death psg and then City back to back
cursive herald
Group of death psg and then City back to back
If we get easier opponents
Something like benefica or a inter or ac in the quarters
A Newcastle even we could make it to semis
And it's up to us from there
We just need.to get past quarters
covert robin
I think the Only team that can stop us from winning ucl is man City
german mentality will come in handy
strong saddle
I want a sniper shot from Kane
covert robin
maybe we need to tell Müller that Messi is playing at City or something
vast monolith
We were extremely unlucky in the knockouts last year
Not to worry unless tuchel bench Muller
long fox
Needa pump the numbers up
cursive herald
Fr
exotic python
covert robin
man I wish the german national team was as good as Bayern
cus it's been hell since 2014
vast monolith
If it's 7-0 then I think we're capable of winning ucl
vast monolith
man I wish the german national team was as good as Bayern
We're lacking a defender like Davies and a striker like kane/lewa in national team
upper bane
ffs
vast monolith
Goal 😭
deft ravine
lol fk
vast monolith
No way haaland 2.0 scored
covert robin
worst thing is that Germany already has pretty much a worldclass team
humble lotus
Damn
covert robin
damn
covert robin
alright
thorny hare
Tbf so should have been the 1st goal
covert robin
we're not bottling that now are we ?
vast monolith
Need to bring Muller asap or it'll be tough match
humble lotus
we're not bottling that now are we ?
We got it, believe
long fox
That's not in the script
vast monolith
Chill as I suspected it's gonna be 5-1
covert robin
Need to bring Muller asap or it'll be tough match
ong where is Müller
why is he benched in the first place ?
humble lotus
That’s a pen
covert robin
that's obviously a pen
long fox
pen for?
covert robin
obvious hand
humble lotus
Cmon ref
vast monolith
Penalty!
tribal light
HAND BALL
long fox
given?
shut zenith
pen?
humble lotus
Giveeennn
deft ravine
yes
tribal light
GIVEN
covert robin
don't let Kane shoot it
humble lotus
Let’s go
vast monolith
Kaneeee
tribal light
GIVEEEEEEn
covert robin
not like England vs France pls
deft ravine
KANE
thorny hare
I mean tbf Kane is rly good at pens
covert robin
I mean tbf Kane is rly good at pens
except when he's not
long fox
Kane pls
thorny hare
Aside from the one time
vast monolith
Kaneee
humble lotus
Goaaallll
covert robin
i mean yeah hopefully we didn't buy him for nothing
tribal light
KANEEEEEEEE
vast monolith
5-1 we're coming
deft ravine
HURRIKANEEEEEEE
vast monolith
😭
covert robin
YABADABADOOOOOOOOO
shut zenith
KANEEEEE
humble trench
If he returns to Tottenham anytime soon maybe he might win one
But for now he’s piling them with Munich
vast monolith
Same goal post 😭
deft ravine
So close
long fox
No 7-0 sad
humble trench
Beating United is just as good
They’re the hardest competition in our group
Or the only
vast monolith
Onana hatrick 🥵
slim mason
KANEEEEEEEE
Brilliant penalty tbf
covert robin
sad evening for Onana
slim mason
That first goal gave Bayern a bit of confidence tbh
deft ravine
Lol Martinez gotta chill
covert robin
Thank you for destroying united
you're welcome
jovial ridge
I hate man united so this is bringing me tears of joy
jovial ridge
Please hit them with a 4-1 or 5-1 if possible
long fox
Coman Goal
Had me there, you piece of sh1t
tribal light
LMFAO
jovial ridge
I mean, there's really no pride in destroying a midtable team
A mid table team that thinks too highly of themselves
deft ravine
LOLL
covert robin
A mid table team that thinks too highly of themselves
real
jovial ridge
What happened
covert robin
I secretly hope for an Upamecano goal at some point
jovial ridge
Upamaguire
long fox
Martinez with the small man syndrome
jovial ridge
Mia san MIA
deft ravine
I secretly hope for an Upamecano goal at some point
Take that back pls 😂
covert robin
Take that back pls 😂
Upamecano hattrick incoming
long fox
I secretly hope for an Upamecano goal at some point
A goal for Bayern that is
covert robin
A goal for Bayern that is
ofc
vast monolith
Man utd thinks they can chase Davies 🤣
jovial ridge
United fans can suckkk ittt
“Where is Liverpool” watching at home after crushing you 7-0
covert robin
sometimes i'm sad, and then i remember that some people deliberately chose to support United
long fox
McTominay on, oh boy.. lmao
long fox
Our academy players would beat this United team
covert robin
i don't get how they even managed to get here in the first place
jovial ridge
Liverpool clears 7up anyday
covert robin
Choupo the goat
tribal light
deft ravine
Ahhh Musi subbed
covert robin
how does the cm not have depression
deft ravine
Was hoping for a Musi goal
long fox
Onana save lol
jovial ridge
Give me 4-1 please
long fox
Onana makin saves now
long fox
Did that against Brighton too
3-1 down and all of a sudden started makin saves
Tel and Muller in
Get that 4th goal Tel
fleet swift
Müller and de ligt should start
long fox
3-2 💀
fleet swift
bruh mines so delayed
humble lotus
What happened there
serene linden
The defense stopped defending
long fox
Wtf fam lol
tribal light
That was so lucky lmao
covert robin
offside isn't it ?
fleet swift
What a goal though
serene linden
Bayern are immune at scoring this game
tribal light
Bayern better not pull a Leverkusen now
covert robin
oh god no
long fox
3-2 against these lot? Kmt
humble trench
Don’t jinx it
humble lotus
I swear if we bottle this game
covert robin
are we actually bottling this ???
fleet swift
I’m betting on this game i swear if we bottle it
long fox
This team's ass lol
serene linden
Bayern did outplay man utd
fleet swift
Bloody hell a free kick
jovial ridge
If you bottle this I will never let you live it down
onyx bridge
If you bottle this I will never let you live it down
we will cook these lot together
long fox
Get the draw and sack Tuchel lol
jovial ridge
we will cook these lot together
Who’s ur team
fleet swift
This is why de ligt and müller should start things always go well when müller starts
deft ravine
I’m dying
safe glen
Sack Tuchel already
jovial ridge
Liverpool
long fox
Tel
onyx bridge
it;s over
covert robin
just 4 minutes
humble trench
CMONNNN
fleet swift
TEL
vast monolith
Goallll
jovial ridge
MASHALLAH
covert robin
just don't get scored on for 4 minutes
humble trench
TELLLLLL
deft ravine
TEL!!!!!!!
onyx bridge
i predicted 4-1, you bums conceded too much
fleet swift
TOR TOR TOR TOR
deft ravine
OH THANKGOODNESS 😭😭😭
humble lotus
Thank god man
deft ravine
Brilliant
serene linden
They should score one more
tribal light
TELLLLLL
humble trench
TEL IS HIM
jovial ridge
Thank you Bayern
tribal light
GOALLLLL
humble trench
HE. IS. HIM
fleet swift
JABADABADOOOOO
covert robin
German mentality is something else man
fleet swift
BETTER THAN MUSIALA
covert robin
BETTER THAN MUSIALA
bro is the definition of "show, don't tel"
fleet swift
bro is the definition of "show, don't tel"
quite literally
deft ravine
bro is the definition of "show, don't tel"
Love that
covert robin
now i'm kinda proud of that pun although it's really bad
fleet swift
TEL FOR THE GOLDEN BOY AWARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️
covert robin
Tel for the ballon d'or
jovial ridge
MIA SAN MIA
covert robin
give that man a world cup
jovial ridge
MIA SAN MIA
fleet swift
Tel for the ballon d'or
no müller for ballon d’or
humble trench
3 goals for tel this season but Chelsea’s 100m man hasn’t slotted 1
fleet swift
WHY IS MINE SO DELAYED
fleet swift
AND WHY TF IS LAIMER IS RIGHTBACK
deft ravine
R u kidding me rn
vast monolith
Tf
deft ravine
WTH
humble lotus
Wtf is going on
deft ravine
this is not real life
fleet swift
KIMMICH ACTUALLY PLAYS RB
deft ravine
bye
long fox
Goal check
fleet swift
i’m gonna kms if we bottle this
shut zenith
@long fox is it a goal?
fleet swift
luckily it ends in a few seconds
deft ravine
It stands
deft ravine
FT
covert robin
AND WHY AM I THAT DELAYED
deft ravine
UNACCEPTABLE
humble trench
Ez win
fleet swift
A WIN IS A WIN
jovial ridge
Uhhhhhh
humble trench
so bad
pale topaz
This is abit disappointing tbh
jovial ridge
Y’all were ass ngl
humble trench
We slacked at the end
pale topaz
Y’all were ass ngl
true
fleet swift
THIS IS WHY DE LIGT AND MÜLLER SHOULD START
humble trench
We got out 3 and took a nap for 30 minutes
modern escarp
Ping any online mod in case of trolls
pine comet
ggs guys, if not for our voodoo ass luck we would've cooked
fleet swift
WHENEVER MÜLLER STARTS THINGA GO GOOD
deft ravine
THIS IS WHY DE LIGT AND MÜLLER SHOULD START
Fr
humble trench
Are we still starting upa?
jovial ridge
4:3 is a win for MU fans
Shows how far they have fallen
fleet swift
Are we still starting upa?
unfortunately
cursive herald
Terrible performance
pine comet
seeya'll at old trafford
humble trench
That fraudulent doorman
fleet swift
whenever müller starts things go good
cursive herald
seeya'll at old trafford
It's not like your actually winning please
fleet swift
the goat müller should start next game
cursive herald
It's just that we didn't beat you hard enough
humble trench
De ligt is a class player and to have a humanized turnstile starting instead of him is a crime
spice terrace
covert robin
we should've never conceeded that many goals
fleet swift
De ligt is a class player and to have a humanized turnstile starting instead of ...
i’m pretty sure my dog could be a better rb than laimer
idk why laimer even started at rb he doesn’t even play there, kimmich does though
strong saddle
Man this was embarrassing
humble trench
Ever since tuchel got Harry Kane he’s just forgotten about defensive strategy
Like he just copy and pasted starting lineups
strong saddle
This was a good game that I wish didn't happen
fleet swift
i’ve created better lineups in fifa
tribal light
We won but this feels like sh*t
strong saddle
I wanted a humiliation
tribal light
Last 2 goals were so fcking unnecessary
strong saddle
Not a close one like this
IKR
THE FIRST ONE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED
if uli wasn't god damn sloth
pale topaz
Whens neuer coming back
strong saddle
Idk
covert robin
to say that United could've won if they hadn't missed those two tap ins
fleet swift
Whens neuer coming back
probably sometime in january
strong saddle
I don't know about January
fleet swift
he’s definetly gonna be out half the season
covert robin
idk what happened with our defense but hopefully that won't happen again
surreal snow
to say that United could've won if they hadn't missed those two tap ins
to say that bayern wouldve won 6-1 with a tuchel on the sidelines and 2 big chances going in
pale topaz
idk what happened with our defense but hopefully that won't happen again
Probably will
fleet swift
my prediction is january or february
surreal snow
we conceded 3 useless goals
ngl ulreich was largely part of this nonsense
dude had the reflexes of a dead cat
fleet swift
ulreich was good it was our defense that was ass
ulreich made good saves but he was ass in the end also
ulreich should have gotten subbed off
modest frost
ulreich was good it was our defense that was ass
Sell Davies
strong saddle
I'm not happy with this
covert robin
Probably will
lord have mercy on me
deft ravine
I think our worst game since the season started
shut zenith
Yo chat what happened
covert robin
i think Kane may be the curse
strong saddle
No he isn't
deft ravine
i think Kane may be the curse
No
surreal snow
last time our coach was suspended/missing we lost 5-0.