bayern-munich

[strong saddle]

I want a challenge man

[sterile bison]

Xabi Alonso🐐

Also I like the bayern kit

Its really nice

[subtle leaf]

what is this weird camera angle

[worthy schooner]

next match is ucl

manchester utd vs bayern🤑🤑🤑

[subtle leaf]

need xhaka goal

[humble trench]

whaaatttt

[subtle leaf]

apparently bayern never won their first 4 bundesliga games in any season

that's interesting

[tribal light]

What is this

[subtle leaf]

goal 1-1

grimaldo

[tribal light]

Bro

[subtle leaf]

tuchel yellow

[deft ravine]

💀

[strong saddle]

Tuchel got mad

[sterile bison]

Grimaldo is underrated imo

[proper wind]

i wont even lie

that was a class free kick

[tribal light]

Tuchel better calm down

[sterile bison]

Why did tuchel get mad

[strong saddle]

I don't know

[long fox]

Xabi Alonso really doin wonders with this team, sheesh

[deft ravine]

Getting too close

Man almost tried to pull Muller’s shorts off lmao

[static eagle]

lol

[long fox]

HT

[tribal light]

Solid First half

But missed too many chances

[deft ravine]

Solid head to head

Im enjoying this game so much

Finally

[surreal snow]

we couldve scored 3

but fatbry is on a mission again

and hradecky is prime neuer

[long fox]

This is a wild game as expected

[surreal snow]

man we had too many chances in the first 10 minutes

smart clubs use these against us

we cant

[tribal light]

We could've scored atleast 2 more Goals

[static eagle]

good first half ngl game is competitive af

[proper wind]

fr

[proper wind]

yeah

[static eagle]

actually enjoying the game

[tribal light]

Muller was fouled

[proper wind]

same

[tribal light]

And they didn't gaf

[proper wind]

but im sleepy man

[long fox]

This is low-key a UCL level game

[proper wind]

fr

[strong saddle]

I got my good game I asked for

[proper wind]

hope we improve in the 2nd half

kim has been fantastic

[static eagle]

Xabi Alonso top of Bayern Munich’s list to eventually replace Thomas Tuchel via @Onefootball. Read it here:

https://onefootball.com/editorial/38219261?language=en

is this true

or something

[tribal light]

We better win this today

[proper wind]

yeah apparently

[long fox]

We play Leipzig away soon too, damn

[proper wind]

imiasanmia reported it to

[static eagle]

damn, pretty sure RM have him on the list to replace carlo too

[proper wind]

he's class

[long fox]

I reckon this is a more competitive game than United will be

[static eagle]

ye 😭😭

[proper wind]

i wanna sleep but i want to watch the 2nd half too

what do i do

nvm ill watch

[deft ravine]

Watch!!

It’s super late for me too

[shrewd lodge]

bayern upgraded from choupo mouting to kane

[spring relic]

duh

[surreal snow]

ref is arse

[onyx bridge]

ulreich get ready to learn chinese

[long fox]

This Leverkusen keeper savin the fckin Titanic

[tribal light]

Get the Leverkusen Keeper off the Pitch bruv

😭

[sharp tinsel]

There's no Bayern vs Leverkusen chat?

[long fox]

Every keeper goes prime Yashin against Bayern lel

[sharp tinsel]

Leverkusen cooking too much

[long fox]

Goretzka, Laimer midfield.. holy sh1t

it's joever

Supersub Tel comin on

[deft ravine]

Ur right

[onyx bridge]

wirtz and palacios are cooking you

[deft ravine]

My heart can’t take this

[long fox]

Goal I think?

GORETZKAAAA

Tel assist

[tribal light]

ETS GOOKOOO

GOALLL

[exotic python]

GORETTTTTZKAAAAA

[tribal light]

GORETZKA

[deft ravine]

GOALLLLL

[modest frost]

Im never shitting on goretzka again

[deft ravine]

I didn’t see that coming from him hahahaha

[long fox]

So we're basically like RMA now. Play shite, nick a goal at the end

[deft ravine]

BUT YESSSS

[tribal light]

ASSIST BY TEL

[long fox]

Luck FC, big up Tel tho

Always makes sh1t happen when he comes on

[onyx bridge]

own vardrid

[long fox]

Now please hold

[modest frost]

Our attackers turn into Big Game Haaland 🔥

[onyx bridge]

omg

[long fox]

Not this game lol

We been so wasteful

[modest frost]

Big game haaland is shite

[onyx bridge]

leverkusen missed another shitter

you cant make this up

[long fox]

But we were lucky not to be 2-1 behind

[strong saddle]

There was no power in that shot

[twilit sky]

Woah

Was kanes goal nice?

[modest frost]

Im so surprised by Goretzka

[strong saddle]

Ye

[long fox]

Sup Mater

[modest frost]

Kane at Bayern is so good

[onyx bridge]

1 yard tapin on an empty net

[tribal light]

WE ARE THEM

[long fox]

Man

[long fox]

Not over yet, don't jinx lol

I can still smell an equalizer with that defence

[onyx bridge]

leverkusen deserves the point

[tribal light]

No

[long fox]

+5

[modest frost]

No they dont

[long fox]

Clench time

[modest frost]

I love Xabi but he can go fck himself

[onyx bridge]

they should be winning if anything

oh well

[strong saddle]

Sorry we're better ig

[long fox]

Last minute goals at home, we're the new RMA

[strong saddle]

Nonono

No

[tribal light]

?

What's up

[long fox]

Could be a pen

Pen

Fck off

[onyx bridge]

HAHAHAH

[strong saddle]

That's not right man

[onyx bridge]

penalty

[long fox]

Fckin hell man

2-2

[tribal light]

Bro??????

[long fox]

Bollocks

BOLLOCKS

[deft ravine]

FFS

[strong saddle]

BOLLOCKS

[modest frost]

No ffs

[strong saddle]

WHO CAUSED IT

[long fox]

Such bullsh1t

[tribal light]

Davies

It wasn't even a Pen

Wtf is that

[deft ravine]

How even

[modest frost]

Im starting to dislike davies ngo

Ngl

[deft ravine]

Srsly

[modest frost]

Bench him

[onyx bridge]

hold

[long fox]

Refs out to get us lately

[surreal snow]

TEL SAVES US AGAIN

Davies is horrendous

They got 2 goals Gifted

unbelievable refeereing

[modest frost]

Bench him

Hes terrible and he doesnt even want to resign

Hero to zero

[strong saddle]

We signed peretz for a reason

[long fox]

Shite, shite and more shite

Goal but offside

[tribal light]

WTF IS THAT

BRO

[long fox]

FUUUUUCCKKKKK

2-2 FT

[tribal light]

He's checking

[surreal snow]

SUCH A BOUGHT GAME OU MY DAYS

dfb hates us

[long fox]

Why man

[onyx bridge]

checking what 😭

[cobalt sky]

Damm

[long fox]

Fuckin why

[onyx bridge]

it was 4 miles offside

[tribal light]

That penalty was unnecessary af

[deft ravine]

Fr

Ufgh

[long fox]

Oh well, another draw

Piss off

[fair garden]

wht bs game ffs

[surreal snow]

Sell davies to real

please

Lets fr move to the Serie a

[onyx bridge]

+1 aside, yous conceded way too many big chances

[surreal snow]

dfb doesnt want us in the Bundesliga

[humble lotus]

Damn man

[long fox]

Prem style refereeing

[ivory helm]

WTF

WTF JUST HAPPEN

[surreal snow]

the freekick wasnt even a freekick and the pen wasnt a pen

[long fox]

Never a pen

[surreal snow]

theyre making it so obvious

[tribal light]

Muller gets fouled -> Nobody cares

Davies barely touched that dude -> PEN PEN PEN

[surreal snow]

Sane gets hit by a leverkusen player

foul for Leverkusen

[tribal light]

Lmfao

It's hilarious

[ivory helm]

WHAT WAS THE REF SMOKING

[surreal snow]

BUT THE SAME SH1T WAS CALLED FOR LEVERKUSEN AND ENDED IN A GOAL

[humble lotus]

Wtf was that refereeing man, that’s some bs

[ivory helm]

Referee a neverkusen fan

[fair garden]

cataclysmic refereeing

[ivory helm]

yup😭

[surreal snow]

man if this Happened to Dortmund

everyone would talk about it

[tribal light]

Referee gonna get sh*t on so hard

Just watch

[surreal snow]

ref would be scared for his life

for us nothing will happen

unbelieveable

[strong saddle]

We have to take it out on man united

[modest frost]

Btw

[ivory helm]

If musiala started we woudlve won ffs

[long fox]

siigghhh

[surreal snow]

if we had competent refs it wouldve been a clear 2-0 win

[fair garden]

😭

[modest frost]

Ligue 1 refs please

The game should be physical

[fair garden]

barring the garabage refs the kits were glorious

[modest frost]

I still dont get why he isnt an auto start when he can play

[twilit sky]

Damn they equalized

[long fox]

Schlager is such a piece of sh1t

[twilit sky]

Wallahi blud I’ve never seen palacios score a non penalty goal 😭

[surreal snow]

the dfb helping leverkusen achieve what Dortmund never coupd

and watch everyone say we get favoured

[long fox]

It's always Schlager

[surreal snow]

WE GET EVERY DECISION AGAINST US

[twilit sky]

I didn’t watch the game was it the wrong decision by the ref?

Oh nvm I got my answer

[burnt marlin]

Oh god that wasn’t a penalty that ain’t a sh.t

[twilit sky]

🔥

[fair garden]

nd ofc hradecky decides to play out his mind

[surreal snow]

I WAS CHEERING WHEN WE GOT A FU€KING THROW IN

[twilit sky]

[surreal snow]

BECAUSE THE REF WAS SO TRASH

[ivory helm]

musiala: wins best bayern player of the 22/23 season

also tuchel: nah he aint starting

[surreal snow]

TOOK 10 SECONDS ON THE SCREEN BECAUSE THE DFB TOLD HIM BRO JUST GIVE IT

HES LITERALLY RUNNING INTO DAVIES' FOOT

[fair garden]

we should bring back flick man ion bout tuchel

[surreal snow]

AND ISNT EVEN HIT BIG

[surreal snow]

HOW IS THIS O NTUCHEK

😭😭😭

[tribal light]

Worst Ref I've seen in a while

No cap

[surreal snow]

I cant do this

[ivory helm]

Bro is there any possibility for the match to redo

[fair garden]

im js sayin generally

[tribal light]

5 minutes additional

Like wtf

😭

[surreal snow]

Man

[strong saddle]

That's normal

Tbh

[surreal snow]

Just be part of the serie a

[ivory helm]

No its not

[ivory helm]

barely anything happened

why 5 mins

???

3 mins at least

[surreal snow]

if it was 2-1 leverkusen it wouldve been 1

[ivory helm]

exactly

Even though were playing excellent and we actually played very GOOD

but tbe goddamn referee

and musiala not starting

like wtf?

and we need a new keeper as well

the gk we have rn isnt ir

ir

it

[surreal snow]

its unbelieveable

AND WE'LL SEE PEOPLE PUT LEVERKUSEN ON THE SAME LEVEL AS BAYERN

THEY HAD NO CHANCE

A NORMAL GAME ENDS 6-0

[surreal snow]

BUT NOTHING IS EVER NORMAL FOR US

[deft ravine]

It’s already happening

[astral apex]

it was a pen imo, but davies is so dumb for tackeling someone in the box.

[surreal snow]

ITS NEVER A PEN

AND LEVERKUSEN ISNT CHAMPION WORTHY

ABSOLUTE DISASTERCLASS AND SAVED BY THE REF

[astral apex]

Pen or not, it was given and it was davies his faulth

[surreal snow]

HOW IS IT HIS FAULT WHEN IT ISNT A PEN??

Man some of you need to reread your texts

[astral apex]

think bro

[surreal snow]

is he not allowed to get to the ball because he has to think the ref might be mentally challenged?

[astral apex]

if he didn't do anything it wasn't a pen anyways

[surreal snow]

If he didnt do anything and it turned out to be a goal we'd be here saying wtf is davies doing get to the ball

[astral apex]

yes

[surreal snow]

then we should have a discussion about our refs

which is long due anyway

[astral apex]

after he was on the ground he was sleeping anyways

how is de ligt still not an starter?!

[surreal snow]

Man if anyone tries to discredit our team because of this atrocious game

i might go on a rampage

I know im seeing utdtrey in my timeline saying United would Beat leverkusen 6-0

[tribal light]

We will slaughter Leverkusen away

Neuer will be back by then

[surreal snow]

WE JUST PLAYED HOME

[astral apex]

this was at home

[tribal light]

Away

[ivory helm]

neuer is finished im sorry to say it

[astral apex]

neuer wouldn't have saved those two goals

[surreal snow]

If we play like this in 5 days we're winning 4-0 against united

[tribal light]

A finished neuer is still better than Ulreich chief

[surreal snow]

at least cl refs are competent

[ivory helm]

we should buy a new goalkeeper

[strong saddle]

We did

[fair garden]

too late

[strong saddle]

Peretz

[astral apex]

we did

[ivory helm]

a good one…

[fair garden]

https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1702781790627229961?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Trey (@UTDTrey)

Mfs struggled to draw with Leverkusen yet want to chat to Manchester United 😂

Likes

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Retweets

168

Twitter · Sep 15, 2023, 8:29 PM

[strong saddle]

But we won't use him for some reason

[ivory helm]

i want sommer back

whyd we sell him

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/UTDTrey/status/1702781790627229961?t=qbf46ApS_4Z8ufKfF-XhQA&s=33

Trey (@UTDTrey)

Mfs struggled to draw with Leverkusen yet want to chat to Manchester United 😂

Likes

2096

Retweets

168

Twitter · Sep 15, 2023, 8:29 PM

[ivory helm]

like pavard is understandable

but why did sommer have to go

[strong saddle]

What a clown

[surreal snow]

Man im just waiting for that demolishing 4-0

you wont hear of man united fans for a year

[astral apex]

ulreich played good though

[surreal snow]

they'll probably come up with 2000

[ivory helm]

Liverpool 7 - 0 Man u

Bayern 4 - 3 Liverpool

[astral apex]

hradecky was just inhuman

[ivory helm]

inagree with this one

i agree*

[surreal snow]

normally hes top 3 worst goalkeepers

but against us

[fair garden]

i will never understand how he can support a club tht got duppied by arsenal in extra time and still talk like they won the treble

[surreal snow]

the dfb pumps his asß with testosterone

[ivory helm]

No to be hinesr hradecky was always class

[astral apex]

true

[long fox]

I fckin hate draws man

[surreal snow]

especially when it shouldve been a dominating win

[astral apex]

I don't watch leverkusen, but against RBL he was shite

[ivory helm]

with al the chances we got we shouflve won like 6-2

[astral apex]

5-3

[ivory helm]

fair

[long fox]

Nah, they played well and deserved something from the game. We got our lucky goal, but the ref fcked us over

[ivory helm]

i just dont know how mullers header didnt get in

[astral apex]

and kane's chance

[ivory helm]

its harder to miss that than score it to be honest

[long fox]

That's never a pen if a Bayern player does it

[ivory helm]

i think it was saved but still

[astral apex]

choupo would've scored that one

[tribal light]

God damn i wouldve laughed my a** off if Upamecanos Goal counted

[astral apex]

tel too

[ivory helm]

choup motting is so underrated

[astral apex]

true

[ivory helm]

choupo*

he should get enough play time we need him

although kane is clear but like

yk

[astral apex]

I visited 2 games of bayern (due to me not living in germany) and one of them was against schalke and choupo scored

best moment of my life

[surreal snow]

man they deserved a whooping

[modest frost]

Last year choupo was so good

[surreal snow]

shouldve been atleast 4 goals by us

[modest frost]

For a bench

[ivory helm]

yes

and tel in the preseason was good

[modest frost]

Was much more valuable than Mane

[astral apex]

he's still good but he was injured often so we needed a new striker

and kane is class

[ivory helm]

i swear we need to put tel on a loan to another team i dont want him benched every game although hes a talent

[modest frost]

Loan him to some ligue 1 team

So he improves

[astral apex]

boniface to bayern would've been a steal

[modest frost]

And we get him back next year

[ivory helm]

or portuguese league

[modest frost]

Idk about portuguese league

[astral apex]

nah I'd rather use him as a super sub to win us some games

[modest frost]

I like ligue 1 for loans cuz its physical

[astral apex]

waste of talent, but for now its the best for us imo

[modest frost]

So he can get stronger there

[ivory helm]

choupo is a better super sub and tel is always benched

[astral apex]

fair

[ivory helm]

but if tel improves hell be goof so we need to loan him to another team when we get the chance

[surreal snow]

the what-if is worse than the lost 2 points

[ivory helm]

if we waste a talent like him were doomed

[astral apex]

true

[surreal snow]

its more about what shouldve been

[tribal light]

Whens the next game against Leverkusen

[surreal snow]

Forget fu€king leverkusen

[astral apex]

RBL is coming closer too

[surreal snow]

by the time we face them we're clear champions

[long fox]

It's away so.. good luck lol

[tribal light]

nah dawg

Winter Transfer Period

[astral apex]

I hope so

[tribal light]

We'll cook them

So badly

[astral apex]

paulinha would be class

[modest frost]

We cook everybody

[tribal light]

After the Winter Transfer Period

[modest frost]

As long as Kane has good form we are destroying the league

[astral apex]

we dont rlly need a new player, but paulhinha would be very nice

[tribal light]

Wdym

[astral apex]

nvm we kinda need him

[tribal light]

We need a dm lmao

[surreal snow]

what if upamecano was onside

[astral apex]

gorretzka is playing good

[astral apex]

he wasn't

[long fox]

United better pay for what happened today

[astral apex]

what if it stayed 2-1

[surreal snow]

what if

[tribal light]

The Pen was so f*cking unnecessary

[surreal snow]

what if the freekick wasnt called because it wasnt one

[modest frost]

What if Musiala started

[tribal light]

im so pissed

[astral apex]

yeah

[modest frost]

What if Davies wasnt stupid

[surreal snow]

it wasnt a pen

[astral apex]

I don't rly blame the ref. I blame Davies

[surreal snow]

Stop blaming davies for being a footballer

[tribal light]

I dont blame davies

I blame the ref

[modest frost]

What if Tuchel please bench Davies' bum ahh next game

[astral apex]

he wasn't playing good

[surreal snow]

the ref deserves a lynching

[surreal snow]

he never is

[astral apex]

guerreiro

[surreal snow]

still isnt his fault

[astral apex]

it is, but I don't wanna argue rn tbh

[surreal snow]

our chance converting was trash

the ref was trash

we didnt control the game for half the match

and overall just fu€king unlucky

with a bit more luck kane scores

or gnabry scores

but we never have it

[long fox]

Leverkusen keeper did turn into prime Yashin tbf

[astral apex]

ffs

[long fox]

Bochum at home next tho, dw lol

[astral apex]

lets beat man u first

[surreal snow]

We have Man u, Bochum, Aachen, Leipzig

Gladbach, Leverkusen and Leipzig back 2 back

with a gifted win by bochum

[astral apex]

aachen?

[surreal snow]

dfb Pokal

[long fox]

This game today low-key reminds me of the first Dortmund game last season

[surreal snow]

man

Münster

its all the same

[astral apex]

Munster u mean?

[surreal snow]

typical 7-0 win

[astral apex]

ohh haha fair

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1702789684550656324?t=7uTpu_XVmzlYPXRessV3wg&s=33

FACTS

FACTS

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1702789684550656324?t=IAnI7BRasXEvpF2EF8Rt5g&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Müller on Leverkusen's last minute penalty: "That was a very, very soft penalty. In England that wouldn't have been whistled. Come on we're playing football!" [@DAZN_DE]

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Twitter · Sep 15, 2023, 9:01 PM

FACTSSSSS

[long fox]

Nah, prem refs are the worst lol

[surreal snow]

atleast they know the game is physical

as Xhaka said: Its Football not ballet

But once you need the ballet football you're all in for it

either stay to your word or dont say it if you cant keep it

[tribal light]

https://streamable.com/fui5lm

[long fox]

Woulda been proper justice if that Upa goal wasn't offside at the end lmao

[tribal light]

Robbed

The guy who was ''fouled'' by Davies deserved a yellow for diving

What a fcking joke

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1702790529119928635?t=v_jyRSLbtfhbkyZ7_MUOgw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Jonas Hofmann: "For me that clearly was a penalty. Of course I put my body and foot in front of him, and at that moment he hit me below. There's no doubt at all that it was a penalty" [@DAZN_DE]

Twitter · Sep 15, 2023, 9:04 PM

if theres one thing i hate in Football its hypocrites

if you already got your undeserved pen say it wasnt one and move on

[tribal light]

Literally the same sh*t with Lewandowski and De Ligt in the CL back then

Just with the difference that it wasnt a Pen

[surreal snow]

but cl refs are competent

this stupid fu€king ref apparently took 10 seconds to see it was a foul

and it wasnt even a clear wrong decision by the ref

so why is var there out of nowhere

[astral apex]

only 10 f@@king seconds

[surreal snow]

it just makee no sense

refs and var just doesnt work

rules are always bent

or just completely ignored

i remember when they used var for a freekick in a Dortmund Game

[astral apex]

they looked further into that clear offside than that not so obvious pen.

[surreal snow]

this is peak shameless

and nobody mentioned it

[astral apex]

cos I dont remember it

[surreal snow]

man i remember that sh1t like it was Yesterday

[tribal light]

Literally

[surreal snow]

i think Dortmund conceded a goal but it was offside

[tribal light]

LITERALLYY

[surreal snow]

and then instead of going with offside only

[astral apex]

when was it?

[surreal snow]

they gave a freekick for Dortmund

something like that

[surreal snow]

no idea 😭

[astral apex]

more than two years ago?

[surreal snow]

no

it was definetly this season

or late last season

[astral apex]

ohh

[tribal light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1071015135092670515/1152267372770640003/YouCut_20230915_173629636.mp4

[surreal snow]

so early-mid 2022 to 2023

[tribal light]

Literally every Bayern Fan rn

Honestly

People have no right to Blame Davies

He isnt to blame

Schlager is to blame for that Dive

[astral apex]

I've got a match tomorrow and I know for sure im gonna get a red... I gotta release my anger

[surreal snow]

choose the player that looks hofmann alike most

[astral apex]

davies shouldn't have tackeled him, eventhough thats not a pen, its way to risky

[surreal snow]

man dude was sympathetic to me before this

[astral apex]

I will and then I'll beat the ref

[tribal light]

Sack this man

Immediatly

[long fox]

Schlager is a twat

[tribal light]

Never let him ref a game ever again

[pale topaz]

i missed the game what happened

[tribal light]

2-2

[pale topaz]

did ref do something

[tribal light]

Yeah

[pale topaz]

what

[tribal light]

Gave away a Pen that wasnt one

[pale topaz]

any clips

[astral apex]

we can blame davies imo, but its argueable.

[tribal light]

Idk, maybe on Twitter

[vagrant spire]

but leverkusen played very good, at least as good as bayern

[pale topaz]

Ill never blame davies i love davies

[astral apex]

he was pretty bad today

[tribal light]

Their Goals were a freekick and a not fairly given Pen

[pale topaz]

doesnt matter

[vagrant spire]

i don't mean the goals

[tribal light]

But yeah, they played good

[pale topaz]

Why are we doing upa and kim

[tribal light]

overall

[vagrant spire]

their playstyle was good

[astral apex]

they are good, but we should play with a 3 man defense imo

[tribal light]

Hell nah

[vagrant spire]

de ligt came in like 84th minute

[tribal light]

Bayern and 3 Man Defense is something i never wanna see

[pale topaz]

fair

[tribal light]

Ever

[pale topaz]

how was kane

[astral apex]

why?

[tribal light]

Scored after 7 mins

[pale topaz]

In general

like sfter second half he blah blah

[astral apex]

but that was with blind

[tribal light]

Because we're absolutely mid defensively, weakening that is making it worse

[vagrant spire]

in second half not that present

[pale topaz]

thanks

[astral apex]

it isn't weakening if it means de ligt, upa and kim can play alongside each other imo

[tribal light]

And leaving out Davies?

[astral apex]

that would've solved today's loss, yeah

but its a really hot take

its very risky, but we should try it against munster imo

[vagrant spire]

just maybe

[astral apex]

and from there on, if it works it works

[tribal light]

We need to look forward

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1702794556557709746?t=hl9AQ9Q7Pl8MN-EXwURxKw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel on the penalty: "The referee didn't blow his whistle. For me it is not a crystal clear wrong decision where VAR had to intervene. But it doesn’t matter what I say now" [@DAZN_DE]

Twitter · Sep 15, 2023, 9:20 PM

Man

Tuchel knows

[long fox]

United need to pay for this

[surreal snow]

United to book the refs for the next game

Theres a 1-0 win for bayern for 49.99 and a shocking 4-4 draw with 4 pens and 4 were in the wrong pen box

and bayern scored 4 goals out of 64 shots

[tribal light]

Even Leverkusen Supporters saying that it wasn't a Pen

[astral apex]

how do I get perms to put a vid in this chat?

[tribal light]

Need to be Level 3

[astral apex]

damn

I wanted to put the vid from the pen in this chat

[tribal light]

Mark my Words

Leverkusen is just another Union Berlin/Freiburg

Starting off World Class the first few games

Then starting to Bottle Mid/End Season

[astral apex]

clipped

ur trash

jk

[vagrant spire]

i don't think so

they played well since alonso is the trainer

[long fox]

And what about Leipzig?

[tribal light]

They said the same last year about Union Berlin

They dropped to 4th

[tribal light]

Leipzig is Leipzig

They've always been around top 4 the last years

[astral apex]

they're dangerous this season

[long fox]

They finna cook us at the end of the month ngl

[vagrant spire]

a bit of a change would be nice

not bayern every year xD

[tribal light]

Yes Bayern every year

Club with Tradition over Company Owned Club

[astral apex]

F@ck that

[long fox]

We better cook Boy Divided, if we don't.. get Tucheliban out asap lol

[tribal light]

I'd rather have Dortmund win the League than Leverkusen or Leipzig

[vagrant spire]

i`d like leverkusen

[astral apex]

nah

[tribal light]

No respect to Investment Clubs

[astral apex]

xabi alonso deserves it, but we deserve it more

[tribal light]

Sold their soul for money

Nah

[vagrant spire]

right

leverkusen comback was pretty good last season

[modest frost]

Leipzig is a fake Bundesliga club

I dont even know how they havent been destroyed by UEFA yet

[thorny hare]

they are much more of a club than all these oil paid prem clubs lmao

atleast they rely on scouting

[tender cedar]

I have no idea how the ref has given the pen at the end

The Leverkusen player went in front of davies to make it look legitimate and dove inside the box

[proper wind]

?

is it that there's nobody in the midfield or what

[craggy siren]

it is

warra midfield 🔥

[tender cedar]

The midfield 😭😭

[modest frost]

They rely on Salzburg scouting

And buying the players for basically frre

Free

[tribal light]

That's why we got Freund

😈

Let him cook

Bro got people like Sadio Mane and Erling Haaland

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1702940580228026697

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Bayern director Freund: “Palhinha deal? We are not thinking about that right now as we have a really good team”. 🔴🇵🇹

“We'll see what happens in January”,
told @kerry_hau.

Likes

317

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 7:00 AM

"a really good team" the midfield have no depth and the quality declined

[azure anvil]

their mod is still good

[long fox]

Man, I hate when we drop points cuz then I have to go on Twitter and see constant doomposting and crazy takes

[craggy siren]

bayern FT is horrible

[tribal light]

Did you see UTD Trey's post?

Bro is delusion in person

[long fox]

I couldn't care less really, he'll be crying on Wednesday lol

[tribal light]

Bro thinks United is better than Current Leverkusen

[long fox]

Leverkusen would cook United badly lmao

[static eagle]

Leverkusen would destroy utd 4-0

it's not even a debate 😭😭

[surreal snow]

I think we'll see tel against Bochum

in the starting 11

[tribal light]

Just waiting for Leverkusen to lose a game for some relief

Or another draw while we win our game

[tidal hornet]

I'm fine with Leverkusen keeping this up for the rest of the season

We almost lost last season only because of how bad we were

If we lose this season because another team was actually good, that'd be more acceptable

[tribal light]

Hell nah

We can't buy Harry Kane for 100mil and not win

[craggy siren]

we need his jynx power

[tribal light]

We're gonna be the Meme of the Decade

If we don't win the BL with Harry

[long fox]

We winnin the treble dw

We beat Gladbach

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/thomassist25_/status/1702999349997740195

thomassist (@thomassist25_)

my lineup against united
thoughts?

Likes

171

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 10:54 AM

de ligt dm 😭

[tribal light]

Where's muller

[static eagle]

muller needs to play to put united on a leash

[surreal snow]

we're supposed to be scared

this team is cheeks

[humble trench]

nice jinx.

its 1-1

nvm

i take it baCK

[ivory helm]

i forgot about de ligt

[surreal snow]

warra jinx

[strong saddle]

trey gonna make the worst excuse after this

[long fox]

Look what Mark Goldbridge tweeted about the disallowed goal lmao

[tribal light]

Trey finna get sh*t on

I love to see this

[strong saddle]

3-1 now

[long fox]

Banter club

[tribal light]

Offside

Ffs

Wouldve been 4-1

[tender cedar]

😂

[mortal pollen]

Can't wait to get battered 14-0, 1st Leg

[jovial ridge]

Hello Bayern fans

Can you smash man united for me

Thanks

[dull skiff]

Tottenham comeback is crazy

[tribal light]

This man is pulling you through mud ngl

[strong saddle]

.

how old is that

[dull skiff]

Lets all laugh at united

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/UTDTrey/status/1703077487738003846?t=n4k0Dflg_EggrOjOCTvL4w&s=19

Trey (@UTDTrey)

31 game unbeaten run at Old Trafford over.

12th.

Bayern next.

Likes

4057

Retweets

338

Twitter · Sep 16, 2023, 4:04 PM

bro is so done once we beat them 4-0

eternal trolling

[static eagle]

I can't take bro seriously

[modest frost]

Utd is a banter club

[static eagle]

finished club

[strong saddle]

And he said we can't chat to man u

[tender cedar]

United vs Brighton 3-1 😂

[lime barn]

100% now we’re gonna beat u guys

So the cycle resets

😥

[long fox]

You're holdin 10 on Wednesday lol

[sullen tendon]

Redo the assna disaster but this one in one game

[humble trench]

I cant wait for united v bayern

United will get destroyed

[static matrix]

Is tuchel sacked?

[strong saddle]

no?

[tired prism]

Bayern will absolutely demolish United and eat them alive

Can't wait

[tribal light]

United Fans bro

I cant

If Delusion was a Person

[tired prism]

United fans don't know what they're doing with their lives

Can't wait to destroy them

[long fox]

Can someone translate that for me? Ion speak autistic

[tribal light]

For Context:

The Main Post was about United better retiring before the Bayern game to avoid humiliation

Then this dude on the post above replied

[tired prism]

Lmfao

Stupid and delusional

[tribal light]

Barca and Utd Fans

Im telling you

Barca Fans every year: We'll beat you next time we see you -> Lose several times

[hardy mirage]

bayern munich, we're coming for you 💪

[tired prism]

We're gonna eat u alive

It could be even worse than 8-2

[tribal light]

Ok

Lets not Overdo it

[tired prism]

It's the easiest win of the season

[tribal light]

I still think that United is gonna put in a perfomance

[hardy mirage]

😒

[tired prism]

Against a crap club

[tribal light]

Brotherrr

Chill

[tired prism]

Lmfao they dont stand a chance

[long fox]

Aids tryna jinx now

[tired prism]

Galatasaray will put up a better fight

[tribal light]

This aint Barca

[tired prism]

United are worse

My most hated club

[long fox]

Aids, calm yo t1ts a bit

[tribal light]

Honestly, i think United next week will give us more of a Challange than Barca since 2015

[hardy mirage]

we're gonna even perform better than leverkusen

[tribal light]

Eh

Lets be real

Leverkusen got that draw with luck yesterday

[long fox]

Leverkusen would cook y'all for dinner lmao

[tribal light]

The penalty we conceded yesterday is a fcking scandal

But when Musiala gets dragged down nobody cares

[tired prism]

Absolutely but they're surely better than this joke of a club in Manchester

United suck

[old panther]

The ref was an absolut joke yesterday

[long fox]

You have no right to be deluded especially after gettin bummed by Brighton at home lmao

[tribal light]

Worst Ref i've seen in a long

[tired prism]

United will finish mid-table this season

[tribal light]

Get Schlager out asap

[tired prism]

@hardy mirage come here after we destroy u

[tribal light]

Hoffman shouldve gotten a yellow for Diving instead of a Penalty

[long fox]

If we play like we did against Leverkusen, United are gonna get bumfisted

[hardy mirage]

not happening

[tribal light]

Leverkusen wasnt able to score a goal on their own yesterday

[old panther]

Hoffman should have been sent off at like the 60th minute, he fouled sane with his elbow and then complained to the ref

[tribal light]

Needed a Pen and a Freekick

[long fox]

We've only conceded 1 goal from open play this season

[hardy mirage]

win or lose i'll be here but i know united won't disappoint me on wednesday

[tribal light]

Yeah

[tribal light]

Leave in peace my friend and come back after the game

UTD Trey already jinxed it

[old panther]

Dont dream to much

[long fox]

You and Barca are meeting again in the UEL soon

[tribal light]

Bro made fun out of Brighton before the Game

And lost 3-1 afterwards

[long fox]

Y'all should be on 2 points, robbed Wolves and Forest lol

[tired prism]

Brighton own United

[old panther]

Nah, barca wont flop this year in cl. They have the easiest group of all

[tribal light]

@hardy mirage btw dont feel jumped on lmao. We just do a little trolling

[tired prism]

Yes lmao

[tired prism]

He shouldn't have come here to talk trash

[hardy mirage]

ik that's why im here

[tribal light]

Not like a fight or sumn

[tired prism]

Reminds me of Barca fans

[tribal light]

He didnt trashtalk tho?

Or did i miss sumn

[long fox]

Barca and United do have the worst fanbases ngl. Arguing with em is like talkin to a brick wall

[tired prism]

He legit said we're coming for u

[tribal light]

That aint Trashtalk doe

Broder

[tired prism]

Fr I hate those two clubs so much

[tribal light]

😭

[long fox]

''We're coming for you'' oh I'm so terrified

[tribal light]

I dont hate Barca, i hate most of their Fanbase for being Delusional.

[old panther]

Dortmund fans are also a little like them. Atleast on social media

[tribal light]

Barca Fans every year -> Were gonna beat u next time we see you

Then loses

Meet again

Loses

[hardy mirage]

i hate barca too most of my friends who support barca is mostly cuz of messi

[tribal light]

And the cicle goes on

[long fox]

We own Barca

badly

[tribal light]

Honestly

Messi vs Ronaldo Fights are cringe

Just enjoy football bruv

Idgaf about who the Goat is

😭

[old panther]

xD

[tribal light]

Twitter is full of those Kids

[long fox]

Muller's the goat

[tribal light]

''WE WERENT IN THE MLS AT 35''

''WE ARENT IN THE SAUDI LEAGUE''

And so on

Its dumb

[tired prism]

Can't believe that rubbish is still going on

[tribal light]

Muller after the United Game

[tired prism]

Absolutely

Muller will destroy United

[long fox]

Not Barca tho, so he might be depressed

[tired prism]

I can't help but think of the last time we went to Manchester

Wanna forget that

[old panther]

Muller one of the most unterrated players to exist

[tribal light]

Brother, imma be real. I cant get yesterdays game out of my head

I just cant

[tired prism]

Still doesn't get enough credit

[tribal light]

Its pissing me off

So badly

[tired prism]

Ref was a moron

Turned into Anthony Taylor

[old panther]

Wasnt last time in united the 2:1 with that beautyful robben Goal ?

[long fox]

Shite refereeing and a GK on crack does that to ya

[tribal light]

Schlager and Hoffman. The worst Ref and a Diver

Hoffman thought he was Neymar for a sec

[old panther]

Nah it wasnt a dive but davies couldnt do anything about it

[tired prism]

No the last time was a 1-1 draw in 2014 and I was talking about the last time we went to Manchester, not old trafford

[tribal light]

Wdym it wasnt a dive. Bro continued to lie on the ground for minutes

[long fox]

No point dwelling on it tho, we move

[tribal light]

He was barely touched on the replay

😭

[old panther]

Oh, sry

[tired prism]

Hoffman talked a load of crap after the game

[long fox]

I expected a draw tbh, not a last minute BS penalty draw tho

[tired prism]

Said it was a clear pen and sh!t

[tribal light]

Atleast it was satisfying to see that Leverkusen couldnt score on their own

Wouldve been 2-0 under normal circumstances

[tired prism]

Overhyped team we dominated them

Deserved to win

[long fox]

Last time they beat us with 2 pens lmao

[tribal light]

[long fox]

Then we sacked Nagelsmann

[tired prism]

That robben volley was in 2009 I believe

[old panther]

We could also have been better, after the 1:1 we were just standing

[tired prism]

And then tuchel ball came in

That wasn't even the reason for his sacking

No manager would get sacked for losing a game due to 2 pen goals

[long fox]

We gettin the results now, but the football ain't beautiful to watch lmao

[tired prism]

That's tuchel ball for u

Gotta get used to it

I'm fine with it as long as we win

[old panther]

The passing is much better than under nagelsmann

[little holly]

Please take Lewandowski back

10m is all we want

[old panther]

xD

[tribal light]

Nah

Barca fans wanted him so badly

We dont do refunds

[old panther]

@little holly he just scored for you xD

[static matrix]

Didn't he score a goal

[little holly]

I wrote this when he was ghosting as usual.

[surreal zinc]

No thanks keep him

You wanted him too much

We dont do comebacks and refunds

[pale topaz]

score predictions for manchester united against bayern?

[fair garden]

3-1 bayern

[humble trench]

50-0 bayern

in all honesty since arsenal can score 2 goals against man utd in like 3 minutes prob 4-2 or 4-1

[vast monolith]

Cooking man utd 4-0 next week

[humble trench]

nah 4-0 is too less

Atleast 7-0

[tribal light]

Dont jinx it

For the love of god

United is still gonna put in a perfomance

It's not like they're just standing there like NPC

They aren't Barca

[quiet ermine]

a mokment of silence for man utd who are going to get arsenal’d by Bayern

[humble trench]

Nah they wont

[quiet ermine]

Nah

[tribal light]

Don't jinx it

[quiet ermine]

They lost to my arsenal bottle Fc, Tottenham bottle Fc

I ain’t gonna jinx it

[ornate crest]

If we lose by 3 goals or less against Bayern, it would be a win for us

[nimble nimbus]

Bro fighting for his life😭

[static eagle]

united finished club

8-0 incoming

[quiet ermine]

Unit(ed)? Nah Finish(ed)

[timid acorn]

Wfr

Being a man u

Fan

[static eagle]

lmao

[upbeat egret]

mia khalifa lana rhodes 💀

[upbeat egret]

brighton whooped their ass

bayern will too

even harder

[fair lava]

as long as anyone doesn't give away any stupid penalties ye

i was suprised upamecano didn't give one away on friday

but rashfords gonna be begging for them

[static eagle]

Davies will pocket rashford

[mortal pollen]

Welp, 17-2 by end of second isn't that bad, Right?

[vast monolith]

Imagine if Ozil played for Bayern instead of arsenal 🤩 we're having 10 UCL's till now

Ozil + Muller + lewa this trio will cook ucl every match day 🤤

[zenith pebble]

so real

[quiet ermine]

And arsenal, and Tottenham

[quiet ermine]

F*ck off we’re nothing without him

[upbeat egret]

cap

arsenal have great history

pires

henry

many others

wright

..

[fair garden]

😭

[upbeat egret]

nah but

[ivory helm]

wssup my friendssss

i got nitro

i madr my whole account dedicated to fcb

[ashen ice]

no
liverpooled

we will score 9 against them

Harry Kane scores 5
Musiala scores 1
Maguire own goal hattrick

[ivory helm]

what are you saying

[tribal light]

Wtf am I reading

????????

[pine comet]

wtf

[shrewd lodge]

Imagine united smoke bayern

[long fox]

Oof

Btw Guerreiro and Coman are back

[neon atlas]

blud wat

any club fan would not agree w it

[tired prism]

No chance in hell

[shrewd lodge]

tuchel tax

[tired prism]

We're putting 10 past them

[shrewd lodge]

tuchel nearly bottled the league for you mans

[tired prism]

I blame our clown board

And how can u be a tuchel hater as a Chelsea fan?

[long fox]

Aidb tryna be the BayernTrey

[shrewd lodge]

eh i watched football back in 2017 and then i stopped for a bit

i then after pool vs rma ucl final

so basically 22/23 season i came back

[tired prism]

Bad timing

[shrewd lodge]

and i couldnt watch my team winning the ucl @tired prism

[shrewd lodge]

ye

[tired prism]

UCL u mean?

[shrewd lodge]

ye sry

but idk bayern r good especially since you got kane

[tired prism]

Yup

[shrewd lodge]

bayern to knock city out of the ucl final ?

[tired prism]

If we meet there

[shrewd lodge]

you think you wont reach there

[tired prism]

No it's because of the draw

We could meet earlier

[shrewd lodge]

oh

i reckon bayern can go very far in the ucl draw or even win it

[tired prism]

Definitely

[shrewd lodge]

i only think city are the best team in europe

[tired prism]

We have the team just need an extra defender and a cdm

[shrewd lodge]

and bayern have a chance

maybe rma as well

[shrewd lodge]

oh ye

arent you not gonna get palihna

from fulham

[tired prism]

We'll go for him again in January

[shrewd lodge]

idk maybe if you get him you can win ucl

[tired prism]

Yeah

[shrewd lodge]

palihna was class in the prem

[tired prism]

But we're definitely topping our group with 18 points again

[shrewd lodge]

and will defo cook in the bundesliga

[shrewd lodge]

ye

i havent seen ur group

but ik bayern will do good

[tired prism]

It's us, United, Galatasaray and Copenhagen

[shrewd lodge]

ex group

[long fox]

United will struggle with Gala lol

[shrewd lodge]

ez

[long fox]

away especially

[tired prism]

They're getting grouped

For sure