bayern-munich

[astral apex]

couldn't or could've?

ohh

[tribal light]

Could've

[astral apex]

yeah maybe

[long fox]

There's always what ifs lol

[tranquil narwhal]

if I had four wheels I'd be a wagon

[tribal light]

If only Hernandez and Neuer weren't injured

[astral apex]

yeah but he was playing like casper the friendly ghost against monchengladbach

[long fox]

If only City didn't go demon mode

[astral apex]

but so was kane

[neon atlas]

[tribal light]

I mean, we sacked our Trainer 1 week before the game, had Key players injured and managed to "only" lose 4-1 agg

[strong saddle]

"only"

[neon atlas]

only if we had mbappe we woulda won

[astral apex]

it would've been "only" 2-1 if not for upamecano

[long fox]

Upa killed us the tie against City

[strong saddle]

^

[tribal light]

Exactly

[strong saddle]

hes the reason why we lost

[long fox]

3 of City's goals came from Upa

[neon atlas]

happens happens

[tribal light]

If our defense was Hernandez and De Ligt instead of Upa

We would've done way better

[astral apex]

I really hate tuchel for not making de ligt a starter rn

[tribal light]

Upa was 70% the reason why we lost so high

[strong saddle]

might have still lost, but it would have been closer

[long fox]

Upa straight up gifted City the win

Costed us 2 goals at the Emptyhad and 1 at home

[astral apex]

yeah but he's good lately

but still the ligt should start

[neon atlas]

he always was

[long fox]

Even in the friendly against em, costed us a goal lmao

Upa loves City

[strong saddle]

he did it in the friendly?

wth

[astral apex]

yeah. only 4 games after his injury he was bad

[astral apex]

yeah that too

[tranquil narwhal]

kinda normal at his age though

[astral apex]

yeah, thats why he shouldn't be a starter anymore imo

[tranquil narwhal]

as weird it sounds, for a #10 that doesn't have the legs anymore, isn't it more sensible for him to start and come off early, than for him to come in as a sub ?

subs you want to be able to make an instant impact

Muller doesn't quite do that lol

[astral apex]

sure, but he won't come off early because of tuchel

[tranquil narwhal]

so we are dealing with idealistic hypotheticals that won't occur?

Muller the kind of player that managers always love lol. just one of those things

[astral apex]

yeah

but if he doesn't perform well he should be subbed off early

and thats whats happening

but he isn't getting subbed off early, like mazraoui

[tribal light]

Glad Mazraoui is getting his playtime now

He complained last year for being benched

Now he got his chance

He's a starter

[astral apex]

Yeah, but he isn't consistently good

Sometimes hes amazing, other times hes bad

[tribal light]

Not like we really got options

💀

[astral apex]

True

We shouldve kept stani

[tribal light]

We sold Pavard and loaned out Stanisic for f*ck knows reason

Selling Pavard is fine

But why loaning Stanisic when you got no replacement

[astral apex]

We rightfully sold pavard imo

The stanisic part is a weird riddle only the board know the answer

They're just slow

[tribal light]

I wouldn't mind a Stanisic loan, even tho I think it's unnecessary

But get a fcking replacement before you do that

[astral apex]

True

[tribal light]

Imma be real, I'm mixed about the Gravenberch deal

On the one side, it's good money considering we got him for 18mil, he was benching mostly and we sold him for 40mil

On the other side, we're short staffed

As fck

[fair garden]

Clown behavior frm the bayern board tbh

[tribal light]

[burnt marlin]

Starboy

[tribal light]

Yes, yes he is

[astral ravine]

bouna sarr comeback 💯

[thorny hare]

i mean our star boy is musiala no?

[tribal light]

We got 2

[edgy parcel]

Bambi robbed

[sonic plinth]

how can i get smth like ur pfp

[edgy parcel]

Steal it from someone on twitter

[sonic plinth]

with rma shirt

[edgy parcel]

Thats what i did lol

[sonic plinth]

idk anyoj

any1

[exotic python]

Is there a winner or what?

[edgy parcel]

Well

[exotic python]

All the real kids have voted like 100 times each

Golden boy for What?

What did he do exactly can someone fill me in

What did i miss

[tribal light]

Huge W

[surreal zinc]

Lets goooooooo

[thorny hare]

i mean tbf, all bambi did was score that winner in the 84th

other than that his season has been pretty mid

[surreal zinc]

Its only the start tbf

[long fox]

Guerreiro? Forgot bout this dude

[opal wing]

I want Peretz to play

[thorny hare]

never played a game for us

i hope we dont rush neuer recov for leverkusen

rather have him back for man u

[ivory helm]

we could buy a new rb with gravenberch money

we already have enough midfielders

but the thing is we never thought of signing a new one or having interest in anybody before we sold pavard

so well play someone out of position for now (i think?)

but if bayern is to go for a new right back i suggest trippier hes been pretty good in the prem last season and i think he will do good in the bundesliga with bayern atleast

[quiet ermine]

Yo

If Bayern lose the league I will buy Harry Kane a trophy.😭😭

[ivory helm]

but we can play with a 442 or something and play kimmich as a right back i feel like that would be a good idea

[ivory helm]

we wont lose the league

[quiet ermine]

Hopefully not

I want Kane to get a trophy

[ivory helm]

Theres no challenge yet

[quiet ermine]

He deserves it

[ivory helm]

even if leverkusen are ina goal rampage doesnt mean we are gonna lose to then

them

im scared of leipzig a little but i dont think we are losing again (epsecially after getting owned by olmo

[exotic python]

???

Have u seen his G/A last szn

[thorny hare]

No? But I saw 90% of the games

[exotic python]

You havent if you say he’s mid rn

[thorny hare]

ig i havent

[tribal light]

Musiala got 12 Goals and 10 Assists last season in 33 Games

That's just heaven

[thorny hare]

https://twitter.com/darkowrId/status/1699138615589437808?t=8SbsDaF_tDIEwRR-g9cM1A&s=19

🧛🏻‍♀️ (@darkowrId)

SWIFTIES‼️ Jude Bellingham is NOT a Taylor Swift fan, however, Bayern Munich star Jamal Musiala has stated in an interview that he is her #1 fan🧣🪩

What's even more intriguing, he's been nominated for the Golden Boy award. Let's show our support and cast our votes for him!

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[tribal light]

That's just cringe

I support Bayern Munich

But nobody should vote for a player just because they share the same Music taste

Is the Golden Boy Award based on last season?

[humble trench]

shittty fkn britishtards voting 100 times each for a lil mtherless kid with no single league trophy playing in 4th division league

[tribal light]

Who you talking about?

[humble trench]

the english guy

[exotic python]

LMAOOOO

[modest frost]

Idk who'd be besides Kane tho

Choupo moting is good but he gets injured so often

And hes aging

[tidal hornet]

Tel

[deft epoch]

Muller basically is a shadow cf

He can play in 4222

[tired prism]

Treble loading

[exotic python]

Can someone tell me what Bellingham has done the past season that should make him win the golden boy?💀

[ivory helm]

muller bro!?

[ivory helm]

although im not really a fan of taylor swift (i dont hate her i just dont listen to her music) i dont think its fair to vote for golden boy just because of music taste

[thorny hare]

you seen the whole balde / bellingham thing?

[dreamy crane]

Is it bad if I support Man City, chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal, PSG, Bayern, Leipzig, Ac Milan, Real Madrid and Benfica all at the same time

[thorny hare]

i would say you dont support anybody

and just go with whoever is winning

[dreamy crane]

Bruh

That’s a lie

[thorny hare]

youre "supporting" 4 teams from the same league

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/plastic-man-dc-dccomics-on-top-meme-gif-18420261

[dreamy crane]

Bruh I’m a glory hunter not a plastic

[exotic python]

Bro supports whole europe

[exotic python]

Supporting Chelsea and arsenal at the same time is insane

[hybrid relic]

Even Leipzig

[long fox]

You said Chelsea, Arsenal and PSG.. that's no glory hunting lmao

[dreamy crane]

So I’m neither a plastic or a glory hunter thanks

[exotic python]

Bro prob supports real and atletico at the same time aswell

[strong saddle]

Support everyone

[long fox]

When even a plastic forgets to mention Barca, that shows you how small they are lel

[modest frost]

Bro supports fenerbahce and galatasaray

[dreamy crane]

No I didn’t forget them, I just don’t support rivals as I said I support Real Madrid

And I’m a glory hunter not a plastic

[ivory helm]

i only like bayern i dont mind any other team

[fair garden]

💀 by any means necessary

[warped nexus]

'
}"]

[zenith pebble]

i mean dont get me wrong, bayern on top but i kinda dont mind dortmund as well

[ivory helm]

well you gotta have respect for rivals

[zenith pebble]

yes

i like their persistence

[tired prism]

Differentiate between them

[cobalt sky]

Might as well support every single club in europe

[quiet ermine]

Is it bad if I support Madrid,Barca,utd,city,arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea,psg,Bayern,dortmund

[fair garden]

blud support the whole super league innit

[surreal zinc]

🤮

[quiet ermine]

?

[surreal zinc]

Imagine supporting Bottleham and Shitsea

When u are an Arsenal fan

[quiet ermine]

lol

If I actually did I’d kms

[surreal zinc]

Spurs and Chelsea are both s..t

[quiet ermine]

Fr

[surreal zinc]

Also imagine supporting Shitmud when u are a Bayern fan

🤮 🤮

Thats like you saying to me to support Darmstadt,Mainz and Offenbach when I love Frankfurt

🤮 🤮 🤮

[quiet ermine]

What’s wrong.

I support them to!

[long fox]

Memequez goin off

[surreal zinc]

Bruh

[surreal zinc]

Bro

Imagine supporting both Bayern and Shitmud in the same time

🤮 🤮

F..k Shitmud

Shitmud ist scheiße

[surreal zinc]

Thats like supporting FCSB and Dinamo in the same time/Frankfurt and Darmstadt in the same time/Atleti and Real in the same time

Its very very very very very very very bad

[ivory helm]

what are arsenal fans doing in the bayern channel

[neon atlas]

no idea

waffling

[zenith pebble]

nothing wrong with respecting ur rivals

[crisp charm]

A question to Bayern fans, if you can evaluate right now
who has done a better job and looks better overall

Julian Nagelsmann or Thomas Tuchel?

[zenith pebble]

Nagelsmann cuh

tuchel out

https://www.goal.com/en-us/news/did-bayern-munich-make-mistake-thomas-tuchel-julian-nagelsmann-defeats/bltbb78f6e2fce866e6

[quiet ermine]

Idm bayern I actually kinda like them althought they flogged us

[crisp charm]

this channel is kinda dead or I am here in the wrong time

[zenith pebble]

both

[crisp charm]

how far in the cl this season?

[zenith pebble]

wdym

nah we winning it trust 💪

[crisp charm]

how far can you go in the champions league this season

[zenith pebble]

we will win

[crisp charm]

i mean you got the players

[zenith pebble]

[zenith pebble]

mueller will restore the mueller-lewy connection with Kane

turns kane into the best striker by far

he scores 50+ goals and wins the ballon dor 🥰

[crisp charm]

Lewa is struggling now

[zenith pebble]

yes because no mueller

[crisp charm]

[zenith pebble]

[crisp charm]

genuine question, in Bayern did he makes run and poach?

or just got the ball at his feet in the box and finished it

[zenith pebble]

who mueller?

[crisp charm]

Lewandowski

[zenith pebble]

both but mueller was great at setting him up

[crisp charm]

we can never find him with our players

[zenith pebble]

lol

[crisp charm]

also his first touch is bad

too heavy

[zenith pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZJqZNvdlw

^mueller + lewy prime

[neon atlas]

Yo what's Poppin

[exotic python]

He got sacked?

[tribal light]

Nah

Not yet

But I love this picture

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1699786825727164927

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

In addition to Thomas Tuchel, Christoph Freund has also given his approval for a January move for João Palhinha. Bayern also want to sign a defender in January to compensate for the departures of Pavard and Stanišić. Tuchel and Freund are in close contact and are aware that the…

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[long fox]

We winnin the UCL

[neon atlas]

3 atb

With Davies and mazraoui

Holy

We are cooking

[deft epoch]

@neon atlas actually with 3atb Laimer can play at Rwb really well like Leipzig days if maza is off form/ suspended

And in that formation duo of Kimmich and goretzka itself would be sufficient if Palinha is injured or something

[neon atlas]

Yessir

Laimer is a steal

Proper w signing

[deft epoch]

Another steal was gravenberch but Bayern never played 433

Him in double pivot is simply too much risk

And he doesn't provide numbers like muller/musiala at 10

Still making profit while not playing is grt if only Bayern signed Palinha

Bayern transfer window issues in recent years are not because of signings they make but because of signings they don't make.....unlike Chelsea/ManUtd.

And trash sales except for this year

[modest frost]

Last year's transfer window was nice tbf

We shouldve had much better results with it

[tribal light]

This Transfer Window could've been a 10/10

If our board didn't decide to be absolute ret*rds and try to get replacements on fcking Deadline day

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1699818840010506719 this

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern produce its own documentary marking the 10th anniversary of the Champions League triumph in Wembley. The six-part series will be available on Amazon Prime Video from October 20 [🎥 @FCBayernEN]

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[fair garden]

we finally have defensive hope by bein backed

[tribal light]

Like overall or currently

Overall Müller, currently KDB

[fair garden]

kdb is the muller regen

[zenith pebble]

mueller

[upper bane]

like

alltime def

yabba dabba doo

but

rn kdb

[proper wind]

diff roles so i wouldnt really call him a regen but oh how much i love KDB

one of my favorite midfielders

[modest frost]

Nah

They are different

There is no muller regen

[marble shadow]

Nah, different players

[astral apex]

next week's game is gonna be very hard.

[fair garden]

I guess you can say that but they are pretty similar in some aspects

[proper wind]

both goats fr

muller goater tho

[zenith pebble]

nah

man u’s finished

[astral apex]

I meant peverkusen

Leverkusen

[marble shadow]

I'd bet on FCB to win, but it really is tough

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/DerKaiserBM/status/1700179361566003409?s=20

Leao if we want serious UCL campaigns

[fair garden]

two big wage bills we is uneccessary we need wirtz

[stray terrace]

i might support dortmund but i'd pick leao

[ember heart]

Wirtz is coming to City

[digital flax]

enjoy him

[ember heart]

Ok

🥵

[zenith pebble]

how would we fit leao in though

eh

actually yeah probably leao

[neon atlas]

yeah

[surreal zinc]

Wirtz

He is clear of Leao

[exotic python]

Anyone would take leao

[stray terrace]

how is he clear of leao

[tribal light]

Bro I thought the Leverkusen game was yesterday

I completely forgot it was next week

[tribal light]

If we get another permanent CB, a RB and Palhinha

I'd rather get Leao than Wirtz

Because then we'd have Palhinha, Goretzka, Muller, Musiala, and Laimer

3 Starting and 2 Benched

Wingers on the other hand, we only got 3, Sane, Gnabry and Coman

With 2 Starting and 1 being benched

That's why I'd prefer Leao

[digital flax]

[digital flax]

If we are getting Leao, then we should sell one of Sane or Gnabry

[tribal light]

I don't want to sell Sané nor Gnabry tbh

Gnabry literally carried last season

And Sané is cooking this season

[digital flax]

then no space for Leao

[tribal light]

And Coman is too precious

Glowing up in Big Games

Our Wingers are fantastic

[digital flax]

Gnabry is inconsistent imo

[tribal light]

14 goals and 5 assists last season

In his inconsistent form

[digital flax]

Yeah now we have Tel who can replicate them with much more consistency

[tribal light]

Wasn't he even Bayern's top scorer

[shrewd lodge]

obviously leao

you would win the quadruple with leao

proper player

[zenith pebble]

yeah but we got really good CMs especially CAMs

we have musiala and mueller

goretzka is also cracked

having wirtz meanas one of them is not seeing playing time

kimmich also kinda key

[tender cedar]

We have 3 players In wirtz position

Good depth but the players need to be rotated often

If wirtz signs

[astral apex]

gnabry is really underrated

he was there and scored whenever we needed a goal. everyone said he was out of form, but he was still really consistent. last game he was also really good. coman wasn't tbh

[deft epoch]

What Bayern need is a good DM first

2 for cover would be fine

[deft ravine]

Coman has been unimpressive for many games now

[deft ravine]

Fr

[tribal light]

That's why I said Palhinha

[digital flax]

That's not true

He's been good

I’ll take Coman over Gnabry anyday

Especially for big games

You guys don't understand how wingers like Coman operate

They don't need to register G/A to play good game

He's very valuable especially when 2-way wingers are hard to find

[zenith pebble]

yo im calling it

4-0 vs Man U

[humble trench]

damn

only 10 days left

11**

[neon atlas]

we really gonna see a proper clash in first day

damn

[exotic python]

Bearded kimmich☠️☠️

Demon szn ahead

[neon atlas]

terrorism tactics

[deft ravine]

Lolll

[humble trench]

LOL

[long fox]

1-0 Japan lel

[deft epoch]

[long fox]

GG Flick

Sane 1-1

[humble trench]

anyone knows how to watch legends match rn

[digital flax]

Leroy my man

[humble trench]

idunno fcks goin on

[deft ravine]

Sané 🔥🔥🔥

[tribal light]

Watching Germany play is just cancer

I just can't bring myself to watch them

I thought they just had a blackout in the 2018 WC

But they continue to play like Dogshit it's insane

[humble trench]

bruh

[long fox]

Nvm

2-1 Japan lel

[tribal light]

Flick gonna get sacked

Should've stayed at Bayern

[vast monolith]

Blue lock is real

[tribal light]

It really is

[long fox]

Might have to switch to basketball to watch Germany

[exotic python]

Ter stegen should not be germanys number one

[deft ravine]

Can’t believe we have to play France in a few days

[humble trench]

crime derby

[tribal light]

I'm not even gonna watch

I've stopped watching Germany since last year

The world cup in Qatar was a whole embarrassment

[exotic python]

Sane carry

[nimble walrus]

How have Germany become so washed

[tribal light]

It's just sad

[light sparrow]

Can't wait 🔥

HT 2-1

This really doesn't look so good

[tribal light]

"German Golden Youth"

😭

[light sparrow]

Did they make subs?

Ooof

So close (for Japan)

[light sparrow]

You guys think nagelsmann could really be appointed German coach?

Muller on

He's motivating everyone

[tribal light]

Idek at this point

[light sparrow]

Damn. 3-1

[long fox]

4

[light sparrow]

💀💀

What even happened there

Guys.

Wtf

They just gave up in the last minutes

FT 4-1

To be fair, Japan played well today.

[tribal light]

Blue Lock is real

I can't even hate them

[long fox]

This is actually worse than Jogi Low

[tribal light]

He's gonna be sacked by tomorrow

They're gonna get Nagelsmann

[light sparrow]

Admin prepared the post 5 minutes early 😭😭

[light sparrow]

I mean, could be a blessing in disguise right?

Surely they are going to do something now

[zenith pebble]

lmfao

[deft ravine]

Any team is gonna look like they played well against the disasterclass that was our current starting team 💀💀💀

[thorny hare]

schlotterbeck lb masterclass

[deft ravine]

Lmfaoo

I can’t

[zenith pebble]

yes

ist gut

[tidal hornet]

I don't trust Nagelsmann to be a good NT coach either.
He'll also come up with lineups that won't work, and his strategies always take time to implement, which he won't have because he'll only get a few days before the players go back to their clubs.

[deft epoch]

Just stay with flick

He is still the best coach who would be willing to coach NT

Unless Pep comes and coaches German NT

Even pep can't win something with this German team btw

Japan got 11 shots on target

[deft epoch]

After 2017 it was the end

Actually after 2014 itself after Klose and Lahm retired

Germany never replaced Klose.....Gomez in 2016 was a seasonal high and Werner counterattacking punch in 2017 was good but that's about it

Kimmich did really well as RB till 2018 but Lahm also brought in leadership

[humble trench]

Yall enjoying kane?

[ivory helm]

yes we are

[azure anvil]

who’s bayerns manager

[modern escarp]

Tuchel

Do you not have Bayern in your name meaning you're a Bayern fan

[ivory helm]

What are you doing here liverpool fan

[azure anvil]

doesn’t mean ik everything about their team

I just support them and like the players

[ivory helm]

ngl bro if you want to support a team younshould atleast learn about the history of it

[azure anvil]

no?

well I mean sure

but you don’t need to do that to be a fan

[modern escarp]

1. The club channels are open to everyone, not just fans of the respective club.
2. I have a name, how about you call people by their name instead of "Liverpool fan".
3. I'm a moderator, I'm in any channel.
4. Bayern is my "second club"
5. Not like it's any of your business

[modern escarp]

That is true, it's of course up to you to define how you live as a fan. Most people here are fanatics though, so you'll get a lot of raised eyebrows I assume but it's fine

[azure anvil]

lmao oka

@ivory helm tell me about Bayern’s history if you know so much about it

[ivory helm]

im just kidding im sorry

[ivory helm]

what part of history exactly

[modern escarp]

Oh alright

[azure anvil]

idk what part of history you find more interesting

?

[ivory helm]

the trophies i guess??

we have 33 league titles if u didnt know

[azure anvil]

interesting

[craggy siren]

thats basic knowledge brother

[azure anvil]

I usually count basic knowledge as knowing the players and all

But ig I’ll look and see what I can learn

[thorny hare]

i mean coach is pretty important ngl

[fossil drift]

[azure anvil]

[proper wind]

richarlison

[frosty needle]

kane

he may haven't won anything but bro's balling at 30's

unlike SOMEONE

[zenith pebble]

verrati

?

[frosty needle]

what about him

[zenith pebble]

hes going to saudi

at 30

no way

did hes pretty good right

neves

they trolling wtf

bruhv

[frosty needle]

Neves was great for wolves

class DM

[tribal light]

https://x.com/cfbayern/status/1700877736141615383?s=46

Christian Falk (@cfbayern)

Official: Hansi Flick is sacked @DFB_Team

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[exotic python]

Völler ball

[digital flax]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1700900054309998867?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Hansi Flick is the first coach in the 123-year history of the DFB to be sacked. All previous 10 coaches left the job voluntarily [Sky]

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[tribal light]

To be fair

Löw was pressured to leave

Wouldn't really call that voluntarily

[humble trench]

hm

[humble trench]

Kane trophy curse destroying y'all

[tribal light]

What are you waffling

We've won every BL Game till now

Kane got 4G/A in 4 Games

[modest frost]

Kane playing so good

Tuchel W

I think hes gonna do much better than end of last year now

[ivory helm]

Bayern have 14% of winning the ucl which is the 2nd team favourites for winning

Bayern with kane will humiliate city

[twin sorrel]

The blue looooooooock!!!!! The blue lock is reeeaaaaaaaallll!!!!!!

[humble trench]

ew

[thorny hare]

That’s just cap

[quiet ermine]

Ain’t no way prime sponsored Barca and Bayern at the same time lol

[ivory helm]

No its the truth

[vast cypress]

YO

[vast cypress]

0 ball knowledge

[thorny hare]

Straight up delusional

We might have a chance if we get a 6

But with our current line up I have low hope

[vast cypress]

real

even though i love kimmich hes kinda overated imo

[thorny hare]

He isn’t a 6

That’s the issue

As a midfielder he is great

[vast cypress]

i wish he played a bit more attacking football

i think he would be an amazing left mid

but thats my opinion

[thorny hare]

We have too many attackers

Need another cb/rb

Also if davies goes to real out left side is in trouble

[vast cypress]

this is kinda stupid but i think trent would be good even though its not possible

[vast cypress]

apparently hes a midfielder now

atleast on google

[deft epoch]

@craggy siren well just saying Bayern bought probably the most underrated lb

And also have a good academy product at lb

If Raphel is fit Bayern would be fine

[humble trench]

we got kratzig

[craggy siren]

he’s gonna be 30 very soon

😭😭

[deft epoch]

No issues

Plus if Alphonso leaves he would only leave for huge cash

Enough cash to buy any trending lb and some other player as well

[vast cypress]

who will?

[proper wind]

guerreiro

[craggy siren]

around 120m

but i still hope he extends

[thorny hare]

70 max

with 1 year left

[proper wind]

[thorny hare]

they paid 100+30 for bellingham

maybe 80+20 for davies

[proper wind]

bro 70 isnt the max value

even if he has 1 year 70 cant possibly be the most we can get for him

i say 90 base fee but i might be exaggerating a bit, 80 + 20 seems fair as well

however i do still hope he stays

[thorny hare]

he wouldve if nagelsman didnt get sacked

[deft epoch]

Bruh Bayern paid 100 mln for kane in last year

Now imagine paying for LB in his prime years yet to reach reach 25

Easily 100 mln plus

But Bayern don't sell well...there's that too

Except this season

[tribal light]

Yeah but Bayern had to pay that

If Kane would've left Spurs for free next season, he wouldn't have joined Bayern

Simply because Bayern wouldn't offer him a astronomical Salary as United or Real would pay him if they got him for free

And it's good that way

[surreal snow]

does anyone know when the Oktoberfest jersey usually comes out

[neon atlas]

thoughts on new wingers

[tribal light]

October i guess?

[tribal light]

Wdym

[neon atlas]

i mean

selling gnabry

and buying

a new winger

[tribal light]

I wouldnt necessarily get rid of Gnabry tbh

I would like to keep him

But if a good offer for him came in, i'd also not say no

[long fox]

Not really the priority lol

[digital flax]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1701279764298813896?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Joshua Kimmich is carrying muscular problems and is only doing some running today. Doubt for tomorrow [@itstheicebird]

Likes

108

Twitter · Sep 11, 2023, 5:01 PM

[strong saddle]

Everyone's getting hurt

Screw it

[neon atlas]

weak

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599309266662195230/1150839317774729236/FB_IMG_1694451865197.jpg

[digital flax]

https://x.com/imiasanmia/status/1701276875543220352?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Dayot Upamecano only worked individually today and is a doubt for tomorrow's game against Germany [@RMCsport]

Likes

206

Twitter · Sep 11, 2023, 4:49 PM

[strong saddle]

That's the odds of who's winning the ucl next year btw

We're a measly 10.2%

[long fox]

Arsenal lol

Above RMA as well

[long fox]

Wtf are these sources?

[digital flax]

Wdym? RMCSport is a good French source

[long fox]

itstheicebird tho...

[digital flax]

Bild guy

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[deft epoch]

Arsenal more chances than Real

Bruh

They couldn't defeat 10 man Fulham

[light sparrow]

I mean, it's a shaky season for us (rma)

[deft epoch]

Shaky season with 4 wins from 4

Real Madrid attack is trash on paper but team is working well

So idk what's the issue

As long as Bellingham plays as both midfielder and striker hybrid role

[long fox]

People don't seem to realize that the UCL is ultimately RMA's playground

[exotic python]

wth i was out for one day and i come back and our teams fitness turnt into real madrids

[surreal snow]

Oktoberfest is in a couple days and we still got no kit release

[azure idol]

yo

[deft ravine]

Not another one down plz 😯

[turbid dawn]

such as

[tribal light]

Considering today's broken market

70-80mil

[turbid dawn]

yeah, i can agree

i actually would go for 60

but what about a player exchange?

[tribal light]

For who

[turbid dawn]

a reasonable player for gnabry

[tribal light]

You got any in mind?

[turbid dawn]

uhhh

hold on let me think

not sure

maybe grealish

[tribal light]

Grealish

Yeah, Gnabry + 90mil maybe

[turbid dawn]

how much is grealish worth...

but i personally with 80 mil would get Nkunku 🔥

[tribal light]

Well his Market Value is at 80mil

[turbid dawn]

who grealish

[tribal light]

Yuh

[turbid dawn]

yeah but man city wont let him go for 120 mil 💀

[tribal light]

We missed out on Nkunku

Idk why we didnt even consider him

[turbid dawn]

fr

personally he would have been better then kane tbh

kane is better right now but in 2 years nkunku would slam the bundesliga

[exotic python]

Aint no way you guys want us to sign grealish

[turbid dawn]

if it was a exchange deal for gnabry

if possible

but nkunku is better

[neon atlas]

mitoma'

[turbid dawn]

ehh

he is mid

[neon atlas]

nkuku in wing☠️

[turbid dawn]

i mean

we can change formations

idk which one we would run but

[neon atlas]

yeah now we will change formation for a cam

when we have

musiala

muller

w takes

musiala in wing sounds more logical honestly

he can dribble

[turbid dawn]

yeah he can become the beast

[neon atlas]

[turbid dawn]

Bukayo saka and musiala

[tribal light]

I never said that

[ivory helm]

kimmich can play rb

[ivory helm]

💀

grealish is so damn overhyped

and all he does is pass

[turbid dawn]

He does not like playing RB thoguh

hes mid at RB

hes best at CDM though obviously

[humble trench]

cm*

[vast cypress]

fym

cm

[turbid dawn]

Jamal musiala is back

[exotic python]

I hope Germany somehow beat France today

Currently coping

Völler ball

[deft ravine]

Fr??

[tribal light]

I'd rather just watch Bayern vs Leverkusen today than Germany playing ngl

Way more exciting

[exotic python]

Both Sweden and Germany are playing today I’ll have to watch both at the same time

[tribal light]

[exotic python]

Ken sema masterclass

[turbid dawn]

yeah

it said he was fit in training today and said he had no pain

[deft ravine]

Whoooop

[low plinth]

YAY!

[long fox]

Watch England vs Scotland lel

[tribal light]

Blue Lock is real

[neon atlas]

Real

[strong saddle]

I now hate Japan

[exotic python]

Japan are actually so good

Cant even hate

[long fox]

Turkey are shite, but fair play lol

[static eagle]

France 7-0 Germany

🤷

[exotic python]

If this is the score I’ll give u 100$

[deft ravine]

I know we’r bad rn but not 7-up bad lol

Anyway I feel like this French team could be complacent

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1701601670139105422

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

A statue of Gerd Müller is set to be unveiled in front of Allianz Arena. Uli Hoeneß giving a speech: "Do you think such events like here would ever be possible in Saudi Arabia? No, they wouldn't. We have to preserve that"

[📸 @altobelli13]

Twitter · Sep 12, 2023, 2:20 PM

[exotic python]

This is such a huge W

[long fox]

Voller masterclass today

[exotic python]

I pray dawg

[strong saddle]

Our goal is to not lose by 4 or more

[static eagle]

bet

[light sparrow]

Nah you won't

[static eagle]

germany is definitely conceding 3 goals minimum

[strong saddle]

I already know we'll lose, but I don't want another humiliation

[long fox]

Imagine if we beat France right after sacking Flick 💀

[strong saddle]

Lmao

I'll have to make sure I'm not dreaming

Apparently Mbappe is benched

[ivory helm]

i probably have a higher chance of dying right now than germany beating france

[cursive herald]

Bro we get it OK yes saudi evil and all that good stuff

But he doesn't have to mention it every single speech 😭

[azure anvil]

imagine modric in bayern

[tidal hornet]

Imagine prime [my favourite player] in Bayern

[exotic python]

one of the best cms ever but hes getting to the years

[azure anvil]

yeah

[deft ravine]

Yessss

[ivory helm]

💀

[long fox]

Muller my goat

[deft ravine]

MULLERRRRRRR

HE DID IT

OMG

😍

BLESS

[ivory helm]

bNO WAY

NO WAYYY

WHAT TEB FUCKJK

LMFOAOO

I LOVE U MULLER

IMA GO WATFH THE MATCH RIGHT JOW

[azure anvil]

DID WHAT

[deft ravine]

he scored the opening goal

against france

[deft ravine]

HT

1:0

[vast monolith]

Finally played Muller in Germany and up 1-0 against france 🔥

[turbid dawn]

Germanys beating france 🤣

[long fox]

Kane goal

[deft ravine]

Yay

[vast monolith]

2-0

2-1

[long fox]

Lol

[deft ravine]

FT

2:1

🔥

[ivory helm]

leroy sane is the best bayern and german playe in the world right now

player*

[turbid dawn]

[ivory helm]

tell me what you think then

[zenith pebble]

alr blud

💀

💀

kane kimmich musiala
probably best players rn
too early to tell about kim min jae

muellers the goat but hes not getting much playing time

[ivory helm]

bro sane has been really good what do you mean?? he has 3 goals in 3 matches? hes class

[turbid dawn]

fr

Does anybody play sorare?

[deft ravine]

Happy birthday Muller 🤍

[ivory helm]

ITS MULLERS BURTHDAYY

[tribal light]

German Player yes

Bayern Player only if he keeps up like this

[modest frost]

Kim factual as well

Id argue muller better too even tho hes aged

[humble trench]

tbh sane is there too

[deft ravine]

Wait, what about Davies too

[exotic python]

Davies needs a contract extension

Get him on a 5 yr deal i will be there

[shrewd lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bundesliga-soccer-football-gif-13099157

[exotic python]

Yeah he’s not going to Chelsea

[shrewd lodge]

Didnt say he was

[exotic python]

You never know with you chels lot💀

[shrewd lodge]

Na hes too old

We are u23 fc

[exotic python]

0 composure fc

[long fox]

Spend a billion and still be shite FC

[modest frost]

Soon to be Spend two billion and still be shite FC

[shrewd lodge]

U support pool and bayern?

[long fox]

Yup

[shrewd lodge]

Cant be talking then

[long fox]

[modest frost]

You support chelsea

Most shite club in London

Soon to be relegated

[tribal light]

Theres nothing you can say about Bayern lmao

[exotic python]

Bayern business is the best business

[modest frost]

What was Chelsea's last good tra'sfer

[long fox]

All this just to still lose to Forest at home 🤡

[modest frost]

We're the best at transfers by far tbh

Its crazy that we got Kane and Kim this year

[long fox]

We don't talk about Palhinha

[tribal light]

Y'all making fun of Chelsea

But they're World Class

They've beaten Luton Town

😭

[strong saddle]

Ones in the ucl and the other isn't

[craggy siren]

🥶

[tender cedar]

Spend 1 billion and lose to Nottingham forest fc

[tribal light]

Chelsea Relegation Battle

[exotic python]

Dont even remember lmao

Hazard prob

[modest frost]

It might be Kante

[exotic python]

Yeah or him

[long fox]

Enzo was pretty good

[exotic python]

Havertz was good in the start

[long fox]

That's about it lol

[modest frost]

Kante was Him, too bad he got injured

[modest frost]

Enzo overhated

Hes good

[exotic python]

The kid has mad potential

[modest frost]

Just had an awful chelsea team

[exotic python]

I like gallagher call me crazy but he’s a workhorse

[tribal light]

Chelsea is in Shambles

Poch wont help them

It's a structural problem

[shrewd lodge]

about loserpool

[shrewd lodge]

warra ucl for the other london clubs

[long fox]

You still ain't anywhere near as big as Liverpool lol

[modest frost]

You arent even the second biggest london club lmao

[novel barn]

DAMN

[novel barn]

thts violation

[modest frost]

They arent even third actually

[novel barn]

bro chill

anyways ima go to bed

its 10

[shrewd lodge]

whos 1st

dont even say fartsnel

[modern escarp]

Bayern channel guys

Stick to that

[shrewd lodge]

sry

[modest frost]

Arsenal

[shrewd lodge]

ye ye

[warped parrot]

the europa gunners

[deft epoch]

Btw pre-klopp Liverpool was just like this Chelsea

Even good Europa league run would be good for pre klopp LFC

Post 2005 they were barely doing anything

[static eagle]

Chelsea relegation season I will be there

[azure anvil]

Why are y’all talking bout premier league here

[neon atlas]

fr

[exotic python]

I want union to continue doing well

They showed that money isn’t everything

Something Hertha couldn’t realize

[proper wind]

https://x.com/FulhamFC/status/1702366605747913153?t=L4ln89bN9MQkU2pM2LopGA&s=33

Fulham Football Club (@FulhamFC)

Surprise... 😉

João Palhinha and Harrison Reed have extended their Fulham contracts!

Likes

624

Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 5:00 PM

WHAT??????

it has to include a release clause, this doesnt make sense

[strong saddle]

??

BUT PALHINHA WANTED TO MOVE HERE

whatever

[surreal snow]

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1702369101262258197?t=Rewh16RVob8PWF3GcoElww&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

João Palhinha has signed a new contract at Fulham until the summer of 2028, with a Club option to extend by a further year.

Likes

163

Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 5:09 PM

[strong saddle]

His loss I guess

[proper wind]

no details about the contract have been revealed yet

so it might include a RC which bayern can afford

but i might also be deluded here

[strong saddle]

maybe your right

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1702369865703592447

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Palhinha: "I feel happy. A lot of history happened these few weeks for me, you heard a lot of things about my future, but I’m just focused on my work at Fulham.

“I always have 100 per cent commitment with this Club, I have all the respect for the Club, for the fans. Since the…

Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 5:12 PM

[long fox]

wait WHAT?

[proper wind]

https://x.com/thomassist25_/status/1702369855565942967?t=I4B1NNyEdFUbSIOTp-bFhg&s=33

thomassist (@thomassist25_)

soo what happenend to that?

Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 5:12 PM

[strong saddle]

Big surprise

[long fox]

Nah wtf fam

[proper wind]

finessed the whole bayern FT

[strong saddle]

I guess he felt betrayed by us or something

[long fox]

Damm

We got Pavlovic anyway, who needs that fraud

[strong saddle]

Idk about fraud

[long fox]

r/soccer finna have a field day now

[strong saddle]

Definitely

[thorny hare]

wait so he resigned with fulham for what reason?

[strong saddle]

It sounds like he wanted to

[digital flax]

https://x.com/plettigoal/status/1702375947532484854?s=46

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

❗️João #Palhinha has extended his contract at @FulhamFC until 2028 + 1.

➡️ A significant salary increase included
➡️ But, above all, he wants to secure his future because a transfer to #FCBayern in the winter is far from guaranteed.

All depends on Tuchel & the Bayern bosses.…

Likes

152

Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 5:37 PM

[tribal light]

????????

What?

[deft ravine]

Until 2028???

Damn

[tribal light]

Why did he extend in the first place

I thought he wanted to join us so badly

He better have a release clause

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1702382177395286258

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

João Palhinha remains open for a January move to FC Bayern [@Plettigoal, @SkySportDE]

Likes

121

Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 6:01 PM

[deft ravine]

Okay after getting over the shock I’m thinking yeah he prob has a release clause

[proper wind]

but if he doesnt

then oh well

https://x.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1702392027688685936?t=4OTcZYrI6p4KoCKlF4qLjQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

João Palhinha's new Fulham contract does not have a release clause [@SkySportsNews]

Twitter · Sep 14, 2023, 6:41 PM

it's joever

[tribal light]

"Still open for a move to Bayern"

F*ck off bruh

You made the possibility 100x smaller

[proper wind]

fr

[tribal light]

Fulham will now atleast want 80-90mil for him

[tidal hornet]

I don't think Bayern would be willing to pay that much

[proper wind]

yeah it's unlikely

[tribal light]

I'm giving up on Palhinha at this point

[tidal hornet]

Same

[tribal light]

First I blamed Fulham and the Bayern Board

Now I fully blame Palhinha for this stupid decision

[proper wind]

maybe they have an agreement to let him go for the same price as before, idk

[tribal light]

Then why extending

[proper wind]

but idk

[tribal light]

If they planned to get him in Winter

Which we probably would've gotten him for even cheaper

[proper wind]

so the fans dont get all mad and shi idk man im not part of the fulham board

but all of this is simply hope

[tribal light]

Hope is gone for Palhinha

Move on and look for another DM

It's his own fault at this point

[proper wind]

but then again that doesnt make much sense bc imagine ur best player was about to leave, you manage to hang on to him, he commits his future to your club

that makes u even happier and more sure that he'll stay

only for him to leave 3 months after extending???

[tribal light]

Never in my life would I have thought that he'd actually reject us for Fulham

Never

[proper wind]

that reason doesnt make sense

[tribal light]

After everything so far

[proper wind]

well stuff happens but this doesnt affect us personally so its alr

we're just spectators

[tribal light]

Ain't paying almost 100mil for that dude

☠️

Palhinha is gone

Let it go bruh

His Contract Extension is gonna make him more expensive

[tribal light]

This makes no sense to me

Bro could not just wait 3 months?

He could've still signed a new contract at Fulham in winter if Bayern was to drop him there for fck knows reason

[astral apex]

Can anyone pls explain to me what the thought procces of ea was when giving choupo moting moting a non rare gold card, 78 rating, 77 shooting and made his best quality passing?

In eafc24

[digital flax]

https://fixupx.com/thomassist25_/status/1702413861813371004?s=46

😭

[ivory pivot]

You can ask in #ea-fc

[fair lava]

Do you think musiala will play tomorrow

[exotic python]

I hope so

[ivory helm]

if he doesnt were done

musiala is the key to winning

he won us the bundesliga

he comes in clutch out of nowhere

[zenith pebble]

he wouldn't have needed to if we just stuck to nagelsman

[ivory helm]

wdym by that exactly

[tender cedar]

We would have been comfortably winning the Bundesliga last season if Nagelsmann wasn’t sacked

That’s what he meant

[ivory helm]

Ohhh

Thats a point but for his age musiala is magical

in the future he will be called the german neymar

[tidal hornet]

How awful

Musiala is leagues better than Neymar

[cobalt sky]

😭

[humble trench]

u know its true

[tribal light]

They really need to focus on a Davies extension rn

So the same sh*t as Alaba doesn't happen

[deft ravine]

Fr I’m so worried about losing Davies

[zenith pebble]

we'll put neuer as leftback

we chicllin

[static eagle]

next Thursday Bayern will pull off another 8-2 but this time against united

[long fox]

Thursday? lol

[tribal light]

Bayern vs Leverkusen will be the new Bayern vs Dortmund from now on probably

[static eagle]

isn't 21st Thursday

[long fox]

We ain't playin in the UEL my guy

[static eagle]

united is in the ucl

what are you smoking bro

[long fox]

Are you dumb?

[static eagle]

😭

[tidal hornet]

Timezones lol

[humble trench]

timezone moment

[static eagle]

timezone

[tribal light]

timezone

[long fox]

timezone

[humble trench]

timezone

[azure anvil]

Predictions for Bayern vs mtu?

Manchester United*

[humble trench]

7-0

Bayern win

[tribal light]

3-0 Bayern

[static eagle]

5-0 Bayern or 3-1 bayern

[static eagle]

Muller is starting 🫡🫡

[long fox]

Kimmich starting, I wouldn't wanna risk that but oh well

[humble lotus]

I really hope we win with a good performance, not just a win

[long fox]

Gimme a win, any type of win

Just 3 points

[humble lotus]

Nah man, we need a good performance

A win is a win I ain’t saying nothing, but a good performance would be perfect

2-0 I hope

[long fox]

You take any win you can get, especially after an int. break

[humble lotus]

Kinda true, yeah

[tribal light]

GOAAAAAAAL

LETS GOOOOOOO

KANEEEEEEEEE

KANEEEEEEEEE

[worthy schooner]

what a goal !!!

(i cant even see the game)

[long fox]

Sheesh

[strong saddle]

Best signing

[long fox]

Kane is inevitable

[proper wind]

i love kane with all my heart