bayern-munich

[proper wind]

DONT DO THIS TO ME

[surreal snow]

Does that mean its done????

[proper wind]

huh

[hollow cairn]

No?

[proper wind]

wait whats done

[surreal snow]

WHAT

[craggy siren]

🙏

[surreal snow]

IT SAYS CLUB OFFICIAL HOLDS SHIDT

[proper wind]

@surreal snow what are u talking about

[surreal snow]

IT MUST BE DONE

[craggy siren]

10 minutes

[surreal snow]

MANNN

[exotic python]

DONT get my hopes up now

[proper wind]

ay man im jus sayin

[tribal light]

Ayo?

What?

[surreal snow]

IT HAS TO BE DONE

[long fox]

Ohh?

[proper wind]

yeah just sent this

[surreal snow]

OHHH MYXYYY DASSSSSS

[long fox]

Ayo?

[deft epoch]

It's not prime Vieira signing

..chill

[exotic python]

😂😂

[surreal snow]

RRRRAHHHHHHH

[exotic python]

Prime matthäus clear any day

[proper wind]

yeah but he's the missing piece

[craggy siren]

i used to pray for times like this

[proper wind]

best DM oat

[exotic python]

Fax bruh

[surreal snow]

ion wanna leave my phone now

😭😭😭

[proper wind]

nah fr tho i dont see why they'd make an official announcement preparation if it wasnt done no???

[tribal light]

It's done

Trust me

[proper wind]

cause you dont need pics in a shirt to make it official, u need to sign the docs

presentation can wait

[proper wind]

i hope so

what a chaotic day right before the gladbach game

[tribal light]

Why making all these Pics, Medicals and everything while having a huge risk of not getting him

Doesn't make sense to me

[deft epoch]

I don't trust you
I trust the cameramen though who is taking pics of Palinha

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/romano-fabrizio-fabrizio-romano-here-we-go-here-gif-23510203

[tribal light]

I am

[surreal snow]

its 100% done

[exotic python]

José mourinho

[tribal light]

Zakario Romano

[craggy siren]

we are so back

maybe

[deft epoch]

Successful?

[hollow cairn]

Next fekir

[deft epoch]

[proper wind]

here we go at 5:57pm and official announcement at 5:59pm we will be there

[surreal snow]

is it done

left my phone for one minute

[proper wind]

nothing official yet

no fab

no pletti

still silent

[hollow cairn]

And 6mins remaining

[proper wind]

latest update is the cameraman holding the shirt

[surreal snow]

DUDDEEEEE

[proper wind]

bro what even is this window 💀

[surreal snow]

ITS TOO TIGH

[exotic python]

What is happening with Bella?

[proper wind]

done deal

[exotic python]

Lets fkn go

[hollow cairn]

Doesn't mean anything tho because we seen players do medicals and interviews then not getting signed

Need the here we go

[long fox]

Where's the bomba?

[digital flax]

Official announcement is just a formality. The most important thing he signed the contract and submitted it to DFL.

[opal wing]

Arjon Ibrahimovic to Frosinone

[tribal light]

Yeah saw that

Wish him luck

[opal wing]

Hope he does well

[surreal snow]

5 minutes

[static eagle]

should've given him to fulham so we could've had palhinha by now 😭😭

[surreal snow]

i cant do this

[long fox]

Cmon fam

[craggy siren]

come on

[surreal snow]

4

[deft epoch]

Bella can play DM

[surreal snow]

💀

[deft epoch]

☕

[opal wing]

Is it a loan or a permanent?

[burnt marlin]

Bayern Munich lacks cdm?

[surreal snow]

loan

[tribal light]

Loan with Buy Option

[tribal light]

Yes

[surreal snow]

BUY OPFION???

[opal wing]

Alr good

[surreal snow]

3 minutes

oh my days

[craggy siren]

goretzka season incoming

[tribal light]

Yes

[exotic python]

Palhinha has do be a done deal behind closed doors

[burnt marlin]

Damn don’t Bayern have goretzka and Kimmich?

[exotic python]

Why would they prepare a presentation If not

[tribal light]

They're not dm

?

Tf

[deft epoch]

Doors r wide open

[surreal snow]

it has to be

[burnt marlin]

Kimmich is a dm

[tribal light]

Not a typical one

He's playing offensively

[exotic python]

Wasted as a dm

[tribal light]

More than defensive

[surreal snow]

2 minutes

[craggy siren]

2 minutes

holy

[burnt marlin]

Oh,still can play dm

[opal wing]

Palhinha is a proper physical DM

[long fox]

I need 2 Here we Gos

[craggy siren]

🙏

[hollow cairn]

Gg

[burnt marlin]

Right

[hollow cairn]

Fulham won

[surreal snow]

its joever

[burnt marlin]

Bayern needs palhinha

[surreal snow]

can we burn down fulham

[static eagle]

rip 💀

[deft epoch]

Kimmich is an attacking defensive position midfielder

[hollow cairn]

Too late

Times ran out

Fulham won the race

[burnt marlin]

Should have bid for him earlier

[long fox]

No one posting anything

[surreal snow]

1 MINUTE

[exotic python]

My hands are sweaty

[deft epoch]

1 minute left

[hollow cairn]

I don't even think fulham even looked for replacements

[surreal snow]

DUDE PLEASEEEEEE

[craggy siren]

🙏

[opal wing]

F you Fulham

[deft epoch]

Got rejected by Coldspurs

[burnt marlin]

January signing palhinha?

[deft epoch]

They wanted a Bayern player

Ironically

[craggy siren]

fulham pls relegate

[hollow cairn]

So much faith for one minute

[deft epoch]

[proper wind]

15 seconds

[surreal snow]

WINDOW CLOSED.

[hollow cairn]

GGS

[proper wind]

it's 6pm germany time

[craggy siren]

its joever

[hollow cairn]

OVER

[surreal snow]

AAHAHAHSHAHSHDISKBICJFBE

[exotic python]

GGs

[proper wind]

i still believe

[opal wing]

ITS JOEVER

[surreal snow]

HSHJDNNKEKEKEJWEJDJDHXNSKWKW

[deft epoch]

Here we go

[long fox]

Wait

[proper wind]

🙏

[surreal snow]

HSHSHHEHWZWHWHEHDHDHJW

[long fox]

Hold

[craggy siren]

i still believe

[digital flax]

it's joever

[proper wind]

whats up vortex

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[tribal light]

Chill tf out

[surreal snow]

GRRREEEHHEEJ

[digital flax]

The window is closed

[surreal snow]

HSHDJJJDKEEORORIRIRUEUEU

[hollow cairn]

Unlucky

[long fox]

No one has said anything yet

[proper wind]

bro chill

[surreal snow]

ITS JOEVERR

[exotic python]

HERE WE GO

[surreal snow]

WHAT

[proper wind]

yeah i believe

[surreal snow]

WHAT

WHAT

[proper wind]

HUH???

[exotic python]

😭😭😭

[hollow cairn]

Troll

[proper wind]

BRO DONT TROLL

[exotic python]

I’m just playing

Sorry guys

[hollow cairn]

Breh

[proper wind]

istg if it werent for the filters

[burnt marlin]

I was checking Twitter

[opal wing]

It may have been done and just not announced

[proper wind]

waiting on pletti or kerry or sum

[proper wind]

possible

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697640508351266927?t=SJH8Ga-vFEoTOklWgZDt9w&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

The summer transfer window in Germany is officially closed ❌

Likes

761

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:00 PM

...

[hollow cairn]

No gtavenberch 😭

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/kerry_hau/status/1697640714748768696

[opal wing]

Surely Fabrizio Romano is dealing with other teams

[craggy siren]

ITS JOEVER

[digital flax]

https://x.com/kerry_hau/status/1697640714748768696?s=46

Kerry Hau (@kerry_hau)

🚨🚨🚨 Wahnsinn! Keine Freigabe aus London: Der Transfer von João Palhinha zum FC Bayern ist gescheitert! @SPORT1

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:01 PM

[humble trench]

is it?

[digital flax]

[humble trench]

english?

[hollow cairn]

English

[exotic python]

NOOOOOO

OMG

WHY

ITS OFF

[digital flax]

Its off

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-angry-lol-gif-12970887

[deft epoch]

In time you will know what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right, that to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

🤌

[tribal light]

There ain't no way the deal is off

[long fox]

Pain

[proper wind]

bro thinks he's thanos 😭

[tribal light]

Can't be true

[long fox]

It's off

[proper wind]

bro let it go

it's over

[tribal light]

Now we're getting Gravenberch back?

[long fox]

Fck you Fulham

[tribal light]

😭

[proper wind]

yeah

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697637659353522681

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

João Palhinha has completed the second part of his medical and is heading towards the club's office. A club cameraman is even holding the shirt. Everything's ready [📸 @kerry_hau @Sky_Torben]

Likes

266

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 3:48 PM

[long fox]

Do we at least get Ketchup

[craggy siren]

So stupid that the Bundesliga transfer deadline is 6 hours before the deadline of most other top leagues

[proper wind]

thing is why is fulham tryna sign high profile players

they know they wont accept bruh

[opal wing]

Not trusting until Fabrizio posts something

[exotic python]

Bella is a done deal right?

[proper wind]

same

only kerry said anything so far

[exotic python]

I’m not coping anymore

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1697640817404379290?s=19

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

💥 Excl. News DEAL OFF - João #Palhinha won‘t join @FCBayern as revealed in our show Transfer Update now 🟨

@SkySportDE 🇵🇹

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:01 PM

[proper wind]

idk anymore cause if palhinha is off then it only makes sense for ketchup to be off too right??

[hollow cairn]

https://x.com/kerry_hau/status/1697640714748768696?s=46

Kerry Hau (@kerry_hau)

🚨🚨🚨 Wahnsinn! Keine Freigabe aus London: Der Transfer von João Palhinha zum FC Bayern ist gescheitert! @SPORT1

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:01 PM

[tribal light]

It's over

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1697640817404379290

[proper wind]

ffs

[tribal light]

Oh my god bro

[craggy siren]

pletti confirmed

[proper wind]

i cant believe this

[tribal light]

I can't believe this

[humble trench]

ITS STILL NOT ENGLISH

[proper wind]

wow

[hollow cairn]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1697640817404379290?s=19

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

💥 Excl. News DEAL OFF - João #Palhinha won‘t join @FCBayern as revealed in our show Transfer Update now 🟨

@SkySportDE 🇵🇹

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:01 PM

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-suárez-luis-suárez-crying-llorando-gif-21662569

[proper wind]

??

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697641652590985623

[proper wind]

well

damn it

[craggy siren]

miracle

pls

[proper wind]

pls

[opal wing]

The one tweet I feared the most

[long fox]

Fuuuckkk

[proper wind]

it doesnt make sense tho

like

fly to germany, do the medical, take pics in a bayern shirt, all without a green light??

[tribal light]

It doesn't

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697642162312097949?t=Rwe0uG6tOhODC31yMWDa-w&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳𝗳 ❌

Likes

129

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:06 PM

[tribal light]

It really doesn't

[proper wind]

this hurts

[craggy siren]

we are signing graven warra talent 🔥

[deft epoch]

[long fox]

What about Kotchap?

[proper wind]

[deft epoch]

[proper wind]

no idea

[opal wing]

Bayern is defo trying again in January

[deft epoch]

Y bother in Jan

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/MunichFanpage/status/1697641066034344229?t=Fy3uEnmPHKmBbR9hLyU2iA&s=33

Bayern & Football (@MunichFanpage)

🚨 Officially the transfer window in Germany is CLOSDD now! ❌

It is not known if Palhinha and Bella-Kotchap were registered before the time expired.

Otherwise the deals have collapsed! ❌

Likes

180

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:02 PM

[deft epoch]

Get some good young dmf

[proper wind]

HOLD UP

actually dont hold up

i dont wanna get anyone's hopes up

[tribal light]

Wait

They might have registered him

[proper wind]

but its unknown whether they were registered in time

[proper wind]

my point exactly

[long fox]

I thought it was off

[proper wind]

but then again dont get your hopes up

[deft epoch]

Y would there be medical without registration

[tribal light]

Imagine if this whole thing took a 180

[proper wind]

but i still believe

[proper wind]

yeah the whole thing doesnt make sense

[static eagle]

fab said deal is collapsing

[proper wind]

yeah but nobody said they werent registered in time

[opal wing]

But not collapsed* (I’m coping)

[proper wind]

so i still believe

[tribal light]

I don't believe the whole thing is through yet.

[proper wind]

(i might be coping too)

[proper wind]

through as in done deal or through as in fallen through?

[craggy siren]

the copium is insane

[tribal light]

If Palhinha signed his contract before deadline

Maybe there's a chance

[proper wind]

i believe

bayern pls make it happen

praying for a miracle

[long fox]

Depression

Fulham, I hope you get relegated

[deft epoch]

Anyways Bayern r winning Bundesliga

[tribal light]

You just can't f*cking tell me he did both his medicals, got a Jersey, made several pictures and arrived in Germany.

To end up going back to Fulham

[deft epoch]

Won't need DM till Feb

[proper wind]

all to fly back to london

[static eagle]

that's what I'm saying bruh

[proper wind]

???

[deft epoch]

Knockouts

[tribal light]

There's gotta be something behind it. I've never witnessed something like this

[proper wind]

bro other games count as well you realize that right 💀💀

[tribal light]

I for once hope the media didn't catch up

To what actually happened

Just for once

[opal wing]

Bayern definitely knows something we don’t, perhaps it’s done already

[tribal light]

^

[proper wind]

its like saying we dont need a striker till the final 3 games of the league

[proper wind]

yeah

[deft epoch]

Bayern ain't finishing 3rd in that group

[long fox]

What about Kotchap tho?

[burnt marlin]

That Fulham relegation

[tribal light]

That's done

[proper wind]

yeah but still a DM is pretty important

[proper wind]

fr?

100%?

[tribal light]

Yeah, Kochap is done

Chelsea even changed their mind and wanted to loan Chabolah

But that was too late

[deft epoch]

Kochap for DM

[opal wing]

Istg teams need to stop changing their minds last second

[proper wind]

ABK >>> chalobah

[proper wind]

fr

[burnt marlin]

Big clubs changing there mind how shameful

[tribal light]

I just couldn't care less about Kotchap rn

Tbh

[deft epoch]

Last day

[tribal light]

He's a Loan Backup

Good that we got him

But we fumbled a dm

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697544177918050371?t=TXEzhw2lrSFxvH9xm_SJEw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel on Palhinha: "I can't say anything yet. If I said something and then he doesn't join us, I'd have spoken about a player not under contract with us. It's still a few hours away. We're trying to complement and strengthen our team. It's exciting and will remain…

Likes

1048

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 9:37 AM

6h ago

[deft epoch]

Warra Deadline day

[digital flax]

He knew

[deft epoch]

He knew it all too well

[long fox]

That's sad

[deft epoch]

Goretzka was good anyways

Just that cbs needed to do a lot

[long fox]

Clown board, leaving everything for the last day

Fck everything man

[fair garden]

blud

[tribal light]

I'm gonna wait for a Club Statement. Since Pics with them were taken

They have to make a statement

[deft epoch]

Kolo muani off

Frankfurt prison op

[fair garden]

😭

[fair garden]

Santos borre didnt leave either 😭

[tribal light]

Something doesn't sound right to me

Why did Kotchap do his Medicals in London

[long fox]

Kotchap's off too

[tribal light]

But Palhinha didn't

[tribal light]

?

[fair garden]

If they get relegated we could get him for like 35 mill too i dnt mind playin the waitin game

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1697645004682932499?t=nCf9WWdQFT3B3SG07MdioQ&s=33

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

❗️🆕 DEAL OFF - Armel Bella-Kotchap won’t join @FCBayern!

@SkySportDE 🇩🇪

Likes

429

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:18 PM

[opal wing]

Nah

[deft epoch]

I am more interested in Gravenberch deal

[tribal light]

WHAT?

[deft epoch]

[long fox]

Yea, I'm out

[craggy siren]

?????

[proper wind]

as i said, same case as palhinha

[fair garden]

Why dnt they js close at midnight ffs

[craggy siren]

nah bro

[opal wing]

You’re kidding

[deft epoch]

Warra deadline day

[long fox]

Fck off man

[proper wind]

how can kotchap be on but palhinha be off its the exact same scenario

[fair garden]

6pm wht a trash time

[proper wind]

do they go to sleep at 6pm or what 💀💀

[deft epoch]

Time to take trash out

[fair garden]

frr bruh

[hollow cairn]

You guys wth are u doing with ur transfers omg

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697645563930456143?t=g5QTFv6z2UYQvseBizLvrA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Trevoh Chalobah to FC Bayern is off. Clubs were in talks until the last few hours to try and get a loan deal over the line, but it has not gone through [@SkySportsNews]

Likes

103

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:20 PM

nah im done

[light sparrow]

Did yall end up getting anyone at all today?

[exotic python]

BELLA off too?!!!!

[deft epoch]

Sarr can finally play

[opal wing]

Nope

[proper wind]

no

[craggy siren]

no

[deft epoch]

Wait Sarr is African as well

[long fox]

Everything's off lmao

[obtuse crater]

Bayern or any German club can no longer buy. only sell

[fair garden]

ig we wait for january

[obtuse crater]

time up folks

[digital flax]

everything is off

[long fox]

I'm done with this board

[fair garden]

Im in hypomania

[long fox]

Fckin clowns

[obtuse crater]

Gravenberch deal is not compormised, F. Romano

[long fox]

No CDM, no backup CB.. that's horrible

[fair garden]

bruh

[obtuse crater]

Gravenberch sale is on

[craggy siren]

we were so close man....

[fair garden]

We got finessed

[proper wind]

🚨 Absolutely Nobody to Bayern München on free transfer, here we go! Contract length undisclosed. Nobody will sign for FC Bayern in the coming hours!

[deft epoch]

Pavlovic season

[craggy siren]

everyone is off

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697645659187212683?t=cAc8cecTuhSMozSXqu_t9g&s=33

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Sources confirm Ryan Gravenberch deal should be and will be fine despite the incredible tournaround with João Pahlinha 🚨🔴 #LFC

Liverpool believe all documents needed are already signed.

Likes

9267

Retweets

944

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:20 PM

[craggy siren]

pls 20-0 or smth

[proper wind]

so we lose gravenberch and no replacement????

[craggy siren]

1 right back

3 midfielder

[proper wind]

you're telling me we have one single good RB and no 2nd backup CB, and 3 midfielders????

[craggy siren]

3 cb

[exotic python]

😭😭😭

[opal wing]

No Pavard and Gravenberch Replacement

[craggy siren]

what is this squad planning

😭

[proper wind]

cooking behind the scenes 🗣🔥‼️

[tribal light]

Alright, Transfer Rating dropped from 8/10 to 5/10

[strong saddle]

What happened this time

[tribal light]

This is absolutely horrible

[tribal light]

Palhinha is off

Kotchap is off

Gravenberch sold

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697646983018639474?t=tofpOO8eanYYzVa2GCSSDQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Ryan Gravenberch to Liverpool will go through despite Bayern failing to sign João Palhinha. Liverpool believe all documents needed are already signed [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:25 PM

GODDAMN IT

[proper wind]

ong

[craggy siren]

without kane this would be a solid 1/10

[strong saddle]

i

[long fox]

Board masterclass

[strong saddle]

M.

..

[fair garden]

Fotmob takin the pissed ive been told by 4 different news outlets palinha is off

[proper wind]

rubbing it in 😭

[opal wing]

Im sleeping now, I better wake up to find a huge plot twist where Palhinha joins Bayern

[proper wind]

@strong saddle wtf man

[deft epoch]

Bayern selling more than using cash

[proper wind]

why u do dis

[strong saddle]

Our board is a bunch of clueless aliens

[tribal light]

I can see the amount of hate coming to our Board

[strong saddle]

From Pluto

[tribal light]

So deserved

[proper wind]

had like 2 months to plan transfers

[fair garden]

Gotta take our anger out on man utd in the ucl

[strong saddle]

If you sell someone

[proper wind]

90% of it was kane

[strong saddle]

You go for a replacement

WHATS SO COMPLICATED ABOUT THAT

[proper wind]

other 9% was "we dont need a #6"

[tribal light]

How can you go for a long needed DM on f*cking Deadline day.

Are they braindead

[fair garden]

All this time to buy players ffs

[hollow cairn]

Next window boys

[strong saddle]

There won't be a next time

[tribal light]

They really be like "Oh today's Deadline day, we should start looking for a dm"

[proper wind]

final 1% was "OH SHI TUCHEL WAS RIGHT oh well 5h is more than enough time"

like why change ur mind

either u need a 6 or u dont

tuchel doesnt deserve this and neither does palhinha

[tribal light]

I still can't get this out of my head

They made him flyt

[proper wind]

it's insanity

[tribal light]

Took pictures

Done Medicals

[proper wind]

do a medical

[opal wing]

I low-key feel bad for Palhinha though

[tribal light]

Wtf is this

[strong saddle]

Everything for uh

[proper wind]

everyone does

[tired prism]

Screw fulham

I'm so bloody mad

[proper wind]

and hojbjerg really turned down a move like he was gonna do jacksh1t at spurs 💀💀

[strong saddle]

All that just to say " I'm sorry to tell you, but the deal is a no go. You can fly back now"

[tired prism]

Wtf

We should try again in January

[deft epoch]

Bon voyage

[proper wind]

imagine signing for bayern, wearing the shirt, taking pictures, doing the medical, everything is done

[deft epoch]

Not for Same DM

[proper wind]

the next morning you're back in training in a fulham kit

[fair garden]

He took photos bruh how did it collapse like this

[strong saddle]

I wouldn't be very happy

[craggy siren]

tuchel asked our board for a 6 since day 1 and these clowns decided to do that on deadline day

[tired prism]

Why not

[tired prism]

Fr

[deft epoch]

He would be 29 then

[exotic python]

How can you even bottle a signing

[proper wind]

warra squad depth

[exotic python]

Guerreiro could cook as a dm, white kante

[deft epoch]

The reason Bayern went for Palinha in 1st place is coz they woke up at deadline

[proper wind]

im convinced fulham never really looked for a replacement and just stalled to keep palhinha

[strong saddle]

^

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697648540565090775

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Fulham battled hard to keep João Palhinha, as he’s someone they “value highly”. That’s despite “a big bid from Bayern”.

No replacement for the Portuguese could be done in time

[@james_lewer]

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:32 PM

[proper wind]

didnt make sense to me why they'd quickly accept a 65m bid for their best player who they value at 90m on deadline day

[proper wind]

battled hard my as$

[strong saddle]

Hahahaha

[tribal light]

I want a Statement from Bayern

Now

[exotic python]

A player like that should not play in fkn fulham

[strong saddle]

^

I demand one

I want to see what they say

[tribal light]

Who shat into our Boards mind

To go after a dm

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697648768118665743?t=YA8tDwAjHumb91zalA3_ZA&s=33

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

João Palhinha deal, 100% OFF. No way to change the situation despite medical and media duties done today 🔴❌

Been told Fulham tried last minute for Scott McTominay… but no deal on player side and Palhinha will return to Fulham.

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:33 PM

[tribal light]

On Deadline day

[proper wind]

WHY GO FOR HØJBJERG AND MCTOMINAY ITS SO OBVIOUS THEY'D REJECT YOU

[tired prism]

I hate this bs

[proper wind]

thats also why im convinced they were never looking for a replacement

[tired prism]

FULHAM TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922927016938962944/1147207647909650482/image.png

[tired prism]

They weren't even looking to sell

[strong saddle]

Gravenberch to Liverpool

[tired prism]

Cancelo was never gonna happen

[strong saddle]

😭

[tired prism]

Cancel that

[craggy siren]

we got clowned by fulham

[deft epoch]

And they let Pavard and gravenberch go....stansic loaned out

[proper wind]

if ur fulham and need a replacement asap u dont look for players who are on higher wages than you can offer, in a bigger team, play european football in united'a case. you look for a DM from leeds or sum

[tired prism]

Fkin fulham

[deft epoch]

Really L management

It's a good thing Bayern squad is good

[tired prism]

Shouldn't have let gravenberch go until a replacement was signed

[opal wing]

Bayern fcked up

[tribal light]

Our Board will get the hate they deserve

Dw

[proper wind]

what makes fulham think "oh yeah mctominay would leave united and give up high wages and european football to join us on the last day"

[deft epoch]

Who will play rb

[tired prism]

But we need a dm

[tired prism]

Maz

Duh

[deft epoch]

Laimer needs to be mid now

[deft epoch]

AFCON

[proper wind]

fook it man fly me to germany i will be their backup RB

[deft epoch]

☕

[tired prism]

When is it again?

[tribal light]

We'll do fine until January

I hope

[tired prism]

Hopefully

But we need to be active in Jan

I'm so pissed off

[exotic python]

Man i hope we can sign someone of use in the winter

[craggy siren]

can't imagine how palhinha felt

[deft epoch]

Just a dm won't do

[exotic python]

He gotta be so mad rn

[pine comet]

us on deadline day:
Bayindir - deal done
Reguilon - deal done
Amrabat - deal done

[tender cedar]

Man travelled to Munich just to go back 😭

[tired prism]

CANCEL GRAVENBERCH'S MOVE

[deft epoch]

Get better bench players

[strong saddle]

.

[exotic python]

We will dunk on you

[strong saddle]

Go

[tired prism]

Still we'll embarrass u

[strong saddle]

Just go

[tired prism]

10-0

[craggy siren]

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1697646920108322980

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

Bayern Munich on #DeadlineDay :

Palhinha - Deal Off ❌
Chalobah - Deal Off ❌
Bella-Kotchap - Deal Off ❌
Cancelo - Deal Off ❌

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 4:25 PM

[tired prism]

Bastard

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-kane-shhh-footballer-gif-17936295

[proper wind]

https://fxtwitter.com/078Yasser/status/1697649260362183111?t=vW4rMTSFcOyvwL90FPlzQg&s=33

[tribal light]

We're gonna be the Meme of the Season

😭

Thanks to our board

[craggy siren]

kane actually saved our window tbf

[pine comet]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[tired prism]

Fr

[strong saddle]

The Kane signing made me happy

[fair garden]

[strong saddle]

But this

[light sparrow]

I feel especially bad for players when transfers don't go thru and they're like age 28/29

[strong saddle]

This is unacceptable

[tired prism]

We usually handle our transfers brilliantly

[tribal light]

I feel bad for Palhinha. Bro's going back all the way now

[tired prism]

Can't believe this happened

[deft epoch]

Well

[long fox]

Kane? lol

[tribal light]

KMJ? lol

[tired prism]

Kane rejected United

[tribal light]

So did KMJ

😭

[opal wing]

If I were Palhinha I’d actually lack motivation to play for Fulham after what happened

[tired prism]

Same

[tribal light]

same

[tired prism]

Is gravenberch's move confirmed?

[tribal light]

Had the opportunity to win the CL, now gotta go back to flippin Fulham

[tired prism]

I want that to collapse

[strong saddle]

He's definitely crushed

[tribal light]

Seems like it.

[long fox]

We're a few injuries away from playin youngsters in defence lol

[strong saddle]

No he's confirmed

[light sparrow]

I thought it's been doubly confirmed?

[tired prism]

F

[proper wind]

bro

if goretzka and maz get injured it's literally over

[craggy siren]

i really thought

[proper wind]

laimer RB and who plays CM next to kimmich???

[tired prism]

They're both injury prone

[proper wind]

musiala?

[proper wind]

exactly

[craggy siren]

pavlovic

[strong saddle]

They trolled us

[proper wind]

pavlovic in the ucl 😭

[tired prism]

We're done for

But still good enough to humiliate United

[craggy siren]

neuer as cm

[opal wing]

I may be very stupid but how’s Upamecano at Right Back?

[proper wind]

as a RCB in a back 3 he's good

[craggy siren]

we may play back 3

[opal wing]

Fair

[tired prism]

IMAGINE IF WE GOT ALL OF OUR TRANSFER TARGETS

[proper wind]

but as a pure RB he's never been tried there

[proper wind]

lets not talk about that

[craggy siren]

sextuple

[tired prism]

Kimmich at rb

[long fox]

I accepted the fact that we wouldn't get a CDM, but no Pavard replacement?

[opal wing]

But who’s in midfield, we literally sold and loaned all our midfielders

[craggy siren]

who will control our midfield then 😭

[tired prism]

We weren't supposed to sell him until we got a replacement

[tired prism]

Ughhh

These clowns

[craggy siren]

ffs the squad depth

[tired prism]

Bloody idiots

[deft epoch]

How about the kids

[tired prism]

No depth in defence

[light sparrow]

Yeah I thought the board confidently declared this before selling pavard??

[craggy siren]

i forgot we have sarr as rb

[tired prism]

Exactly

[craggy siren]

😂

[tribal light]

Bro said Sarr

[tired prism]

Get rid of him

Terminate his contract

[craggy siren]

respect the goat

[deft epoch]

Might as well use him

[craggy siren]

🐐

[deft epoch]

Btw sarr,mazz will both go for AFCON

[tribal light]

No replacement for Kim

No replacement for Mazraoui

[tired prism]

He's useless

[craggy siren]

kim will go for asian cup as well

same time with afcon

[deft epoch]

Bella ciao bella ciao

[tired prism]

Skip it

[tribal light]

This whole Kotchap bullsh*t wasn't needed if we didn't loan out Stanisic

We made horrible business

[tired prism]

Exactly stanisic is so good

[deft epoch]

Not to mention

Buying peretz and loaning Nubel

[craggy siren]

its in fifa calendar tho 😭

[deft epoch]

Completely unnecessary

[tired prism]

I don't get why we loaned stanisic

[tired prism]

Nubel didn't wanna stay as backup

[obtuse crater]

why has germany even closed their window before everyone

[tender cedar]

stanisic Was probably one of the worst decisions of the window

We should have kept him

[tired prism]

Cuz Germans always win

[deft epoch]

He would be starter till neuer is back

[tired prism]

We still had sommer then

[deft epoch]

Trash planning tbh

[tired prism]

Horrible decisions

[deft epoch]

Not to mention after Lewa left....board didn't sign a CF

[craggy siren]

they want to be special

[deft epoch]

EMCM was main CF for a year

[tired prism]

If we didn't get kane, this would've been an absolutely terrible window

[tender cedar]

Fr he saved our window

[tribal light]

Bro thinks he's funny

[tribal light]

😂

[deft epoch]

Time to smash barca in UCL quarters

[drowsy dragon]

😫

[deft epoch]

Don't forget

Laimer

[drowsy dragon]

worst way to end the transfer window

[tired prism]

8-2

[tired prism]

R16

Porto will top the group

[tribal light]

Seems like Kolo Muani to PSG is also off

[tired prism]

Finally some good news

[drowsy dragon]

🤝

[tired prism]

Btw when will the ucl fixtures be released?

[tribal light]

I'm excited what our board has to say about all this.

[tired prism]

They wont even comment

[tribal light]

They better have really good explanations

[long fox]

Pavlovic CDM szn like I said

Let him cook

[craggy siren]

"we tried our best"

[long fox]

Pavlovic, Kratzig, it's your time to shine lmao

[tribal light]

"We tried our best on deadline day even tho we were in need for a dm for several months"

[long fox]

years*

[tired prism]

But we decided it'd be better to do business on deadline day

[drowsy dragon]

now goretzka wi be in our midfied without any fear of compitition

[long fox]

Should've gotten a CDM last summer

[tribal light]

Look, I wouldn't be mad if they were on Palhinha for a few weeks and now it's off cause of Fulham

But deadline day

Bro

[long fox]

Never do business with English clubs again

[tribal light]

We were considering Sanagre

Why tf did we drop him

Why is Tuchel so obsessed with Prem Players

[tired prism]

Pain in the ass

[tribal light]

They're mostly overpriced and perform bad

In other leagues

[tired prism]

I rate palinha though

[tribal light]

I'm not denying that, but there have been many English Players that were ruined after they left the prem

[tired prism]

Ik

[tribal light]

Such as Coutinho being a good example

[tired prism]

Hazard

[tribal light]

Yeah

[craggy siren]

trust the process

[tribal light]

Tomorrow against Gladbach

If we lose this

I'll be pissed

[tired prism]

Worst time to play them

After all this garbage

When's the last time we beat them away?

[long fox]

Kane hatty dw

[tribal light]

Liverpool Fans bro

They think they just signed Musiala

[long fox]

I've been on Discord for way too long than usual today, I'm off lol

[craggy siren]

18/19

[tribal light]

Goodnight bro

[tired prism]

Liverpool fan

[tired prism]

Kovac era

[craggy siren]

yeah

we beated them 5-1

[long fox]

20/21 6-0 lol

[tired prism]

Last time we beat them

[tribal light]

Yeah, Muani also off

Confirmed

Etikite didn't want to go to Frankfurt to complete the deal

[craggy siren]

us on deadline day

[light sparrow]

Yeah it is

[proper wind]

we need to try again in the winter

[tribal light]

I blame our board more than I blame Fulham

There was just no way for Fulham to find a Replacement in 2 days

[proper wind]

exactly

from the 12th of august (kane day) to the 1st of september

the board was laughing at tuchel's requests for a 6

im so confused

[tribal light]

I'm still in shock

I just can't believe it

He took a pic in a Bayern shirt and is now flying back to London

[static eagle]

PALHINHA DEAL COLLAPSED??

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[tribal light]

Yes

[strong saddle]

All three deals did

[static eagle]

FCK FULHAM BRUH

[tribal light]

Palhinha off

Kotchap off

Chabolah off

[static eagle]

my boy palhinha was so close to joining a top 2 club 😭

now it's over

[tribal light]

Cancelo rejected our offer due to Barca Verbal agreement

[strong saddle]

They made him fly here and go through everything just to be told the deal collapsed

[tribal light]

Yo I'd cry my soul out if I was him ngl

Bro could've won the CL

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[tribal light]

Play in a Top Team

Just to end up going back to Fulham

My Motivation to play would be shattered

[proper wind]

yeah

[static eagle]

ye

well maybe we'll get him in the January window???

who knows

[proper wind]

to think that a small group of people were in the same room as him and saw him in a bayern shirt...

what could have been

[strong saddle]

Ugh

[static eagle]

Do we get graven back?

[strong saddle]

No

[proper wind]

nope

[strong saddle]

He's gone

[surreal snow]

i dont wanna be that person but

told you

everyone saying this isnt bad is delusional

[proper wind]

so when fulham tell us "u dont get our midfielder if we dont get a replacement" it applies but when bayern says it to liverpool nah thats not how it works

[surreal snow]

we have 3 midfielders, one is named goretzka

[static eagle]

I hope fulham get relegated and never play in the prem for 6 years

[surreal snow]

we have no new cb OR rb

[proper wind]

he's been good recently but injury prone

[static eagle]

seasons gonna be tough now

but we'll still win the league 🤷

[surreal snow]

man

we need a club capable of winning the cl

our january window has to be palhinha, a cb and a rb

[static eagle]

yes

[proper wind]

palhinha + geertruida

[surreal snow]

these fu€kers destroyed our first 3 months

we HAVE to get a cb

not someone who plays both positions

[strong saddle]

Too late for now

[surreal snow]

kim and mazraoui are both gone in january

[surreal snow]

for january

[strong saddle]

Oh for January yeah

[proper wind]

huh??

[tribal light]

??

What are you waffling

[tender cedar]

Afcon and Asia cup

And Sarr aswell

[tribal light]

Oh, right

[static eagle]

I wouldn't be surprised if we don't qualify for r16 this time tbh

[tribal light]

Oh hell nah

?

Why's that

Our current Squad is good

[static eagle]

yeah

[tribal light]

And we're not facing Man City

[static eagle]

but still

we lack a DM

[tribal light]

We've beaten PSG and Barcelona without a DM

Also Inter

[static eagle]

true

idk bro but with palhinha we could've been unstoppable

[light sparrow]

No way. Hello from group F here 💀

[static eagle]

😭😭

group f is packing

some real comp

[proper wind]

bro we fumbled a DM and lost squad depth but the current team is decent 💀

[static eagle]

yes

[atomic comet]

Tarek Buchmann is injured, apparently he's the 4th choice CB

it just gets worse for Bayern right now lol

[static eagle]

I forgot we still have musiala

😭😭

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697663833601450129?t=WAzefyw2HCr7b-3zDtwYrg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tarek Buchmann, supposedly Bayern's 4th centre-back option now, is injured

Likes

241

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 5:32 PM

LMFAOOOOO

THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂😂

[tribal light]

Ah yes

Couldn't get any better

This is the worst day I've had in a long time

[surreal snow]

we're so finito..

[tribal light]

We aren't finished

As long as nobody gets injured till January

[surreal snow]

we're losing our next 2 games

[tribal light]

No

[static eagle]

im gonna start a Bayern save on fifa 23 and do what Bayern couldn't do irl

it's over 👿

[surreal snow]

I might have to step in now

[tribal light]

I hope we start Muller tomorrow

Why can't deadline day be at f*cking midnight

[tender cedar]

I honestly don’t know why our window ends so early

[static eagle]

yesh

yeah

[tribal light]

I can't decide who to be mad at

Bayern of Fulham

[static eagle]

I can't send a picture of the lineup here

predicted*

[tribal light]

But I tend to hate Bayern more rn

[static eagle]

fulham

tbh

they

should've

had options

before the transfer

you don't expect to find a replacement right before the window ends bruh

[static eagle]

ye

[tribal light]

This is the predicted lineup for tomorrow

[surreal snow]

Bayern isnt Bayern without Hollywood Drama

[static eagle]

did musiala get injured or something?

[surreal snow]

it seems like nothing changed

but so much idd

did

[surreal snow]

yes

[tribal light]

Yeah but he started individual training again

He'll be back soon

Same as Neuer

That gives me some confidence

[static eagle]

oh no wonder he's not in the lineup rn

I thought they made him a bench player when he's one of the best on the team

💀

[tribal light]

Would've preferred Muller instead of Gnabry

[static eagle]

ye

[exotic python]

What does tuchel have against de ligt

[tribal light]

De Ligt isn't at 100% currently it seems

[exotic python]

Oh okay

[tribal light]

Yeah, but that's fine

Because de ligt still gets playtime

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1697560027802869908?t=OQmK74ifz0KxxnpEyyvo8Q&s=33

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Nottingham Forest are closing in on deal to sign Ibrahim Sangaré from PSV! It’s close on €36/37m package add-ons included, as per @RikElfrink 🔴🌳

Agreement on the verge of being sealed while Hudson-Odoi and Vlachodimos are also joining the club.

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 10:40 AM

[digital flax]

Recall all our loanees asap

• Sign pre-contract with Palhinha for the winter

[tribal light]

Yes

[atomic comet]

Finally Nottingham forest get TIFO Football's most desired transfer

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/esetfcb/status/1697671137713385956?t=AiyLCyruL8Nn9LR4KYe5iw&s=33

ᴇѕᴇᴛ (@esetfcb)

Palhinha changed his Fulham profile picture for one with the Portugal jersey. Says everything you need to know about how mad he is to his club. He will never be the same for them, they ruined his dream move.

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 6:01 PM

[static eagle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvz40Zkor9m/?igshid=MmU2YjMzNjRlOQ==

Muller's dog edit

😭😭

[light sparrow]

😱😱 is this real? Was it fulham Jersey before this?

[hollow cairn]

Yeh I would be frustrated too he’s at his peak and finally moving to a big club but little old Fulham stops him

[tired prism]

Yeah

[tribal light]

I hope Bayern told him they'd be back for him in January

I really hope they did

[static eagle]

yeah

I'm sad for him icl

bro was finally going to be playing in a big club and win a major trophy

[tribal light]

He removed his Fulham pfp from his Insta

Bro is mad

😭

You gotta be kidding me

This is a joke

[strong saddle]

WHAT

LMFAO

[tribal light]

This gotta be some sort of joke

[tidal hornet]

Frankfurt ruining everything

[tribal light]

Transfermarket said the deal was off

[strong saddle]

So Kolo Muani gets to leave, but Palhinha can't join

[tribal light]

THEY LITERALLY SAID THE DEAL WAS OFF

HOW'S THIS NOW HAPPENING

[strong saddle]

Nothing makes sense anymore

[tidal hornet]

Who is more reliable?

[tribal light]

Worst Transfer day Bayern ever had

Ever

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1697685983796265171

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

💥 DONE DEAL is close to be done. It was never 100 % off as reported the whole evening - Randal Kolo Muani ON THE VERGE TO join @PSG_inside NOW!

➡️ Transfer fee: NOW €95m with add-ons included!
➡️ Contract until 2028.

@SkySportDE 🇫🇷

Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 7:00 PM

[tribal light]

I can't remember a single player, that has passed his Medicals

Flew to another country

Made photos in a new jersey

Just to end up going back to their own club

This is historical

[strong saddle]

https://pbs.twimg.com/amplify_video_thumb/1697683106365403136/img/NyOhmEXB7R5Rxmvz.jpg

That's palhinha

[tribal light]

I'm crying man

Bro is depressed

He deleted his Fulham pfp on his Insta

[strong saddle]

This is laughable

[exotic python]

Ziyech last winter going to PSG

had to go back to Chelsea due to documents being done too late

[tribal light]

Right

But let's be real, that's Ziyech

☠️

[exotic python]

💀

[tribal light]

Ofc I didnt remember that

[exotic python]

Lmao that transfer went under the radar

[tribal light]

Yeah

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482214164799160320/1147251428415512576/Screenshot_20230901-202726_Sofascore.jpg

Third

Best day ever

[exotic python]

I hope heidenheim stays in the bundes i got so much respect for that club

Doing what they did is insane

[strong saddle]

What's their ranking

[exotic python]

I think they have 0 points

[strong saddle]

rip

[exotic python]

17th

Very charmful club tho

German clubs are often charming

Not counting Leipzig tho

[strong saddle]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1697707544800551015?s=46&t=6kYfhTkUFkQs3rIgIWvRSg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Armel Bella-Kotchap to PSV Eindhoven, here we go! Agreement reached with Southampton on loan deal 🔴🤝🏻

No buy option will be included.

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2388

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Twitter · Sep 1, 2023, 8:26 PM

[tribal light]

Palhinha on his way back to London. Bro is depressed.

[strong saddle]

😭

[long fox]

Sergio Ramos is a free agent, so if an injury crisis occurs in the season...... lol

[tribal light]

Poor guy man

But we'll rescue him in January

Keep performing until then bud, we'll get youu

[exotic python]

Aint no way heidenheim played 2-2 against Dortmund

[long fox]

We can survive till January, but that January transfer window has to be a big one

[strong saddle]

Blew a 2-0 lead

[tribal light]

^

Surviving till January will be fine

But we gotta get Players from the start and not waste time

[exotic python]

Could we get Bella in the winter?

[tribal light]

Probably

Well actually no

Kotchap is going to PSV Eindhoven

On Loan

[fair garden]

No matter how bad bayern is doin i can rely on bvb to make me feel better a draw to hiendenhiem

[surreal snow]

I have deep trauma

whenever i read Joao Palhinha on my timeline a shiver goes down my spine and i close twitter

[fair garden]

….

[surreal snow]

im not even joking

i feel like pavard with his pain after a rejected transfer request

[fair garden]

I was on fence about palinha im still disappointed it was tht close

[surreal snow]

only thing keeping me sane is the winter transfer window

[fair garden]

Should we still even go for palhina ro find someone else

[surreal snow]

definetly go for palhinha

he removed fulham from his insta account

hes just counting the days now

I hope he somehow gets to terminate his contract

I dont know how motivated i'd be in his position

[fair garden]

Ig ur right frm tht perspective ig its a matter of time now

[tribal light]

Bayern in Winter: "We're considered McTominay as one of the world's best players"

[long fox]

I better wake up tomorrow to Sergio Ramos to FC Bayern, Here we Go

[tribal light]

Ain't happening

[fair garden]

wouldnt be a bad signing tbh

[opal wing]

Palhinha even followed Bayern Munich on Instagram

[strong saddle]

I feel so bad for him

[static eagle]

barca dogs are so dumb

they signed Felix and cancelo and think it's ucl season for them

😭😭

[surreal snow]

im still hoping palhinha terminates his contract with fulham

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1697881503256953344?t=La-tqSdIq3IpnITXS829CA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Out of today's game:

Gladbach:
• Jonas Omlin
• Manu Koné
• Christoph Kramer
• Stefan Lainer
• Luca Netz
• Nico Elvedi
• Hannes Wolf

Bayern:
• Manuel Neuer
• Jamal Musiala
• Raphaël Guerreiro

#BMGFCB

Twitter · Sep 2, 2023, 7:57 AM