bayern-munich

[proper wind]

i want muller to start too but im not exactly against this either

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1694774011543126212

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel is working on establishing a clear leadership structure in the team, and Joshua Kimmich is playing a major role in it. Internally, Kimmich is an important contact person for many in the team and also helps new signings with their integration. The midfielder can also…

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Twitter · Aug 24, 2023, 6:09 PM

[charred nova]

Tbh i think Sane will have his best season this season at bayern

[proper wind]

if he keeps up this form then yeah

and if tuchel does play him as a 10 then we'll see if he performs or nah

[charred nova]

And i also want to see gnabry in a top form again

[drowsy dragon]

hope he get his 2019 form back

[exotic python]

19/20 gnabry was a demon

[humble trench]

Loan us sane

[exotic python]

Be happy with Cancelo

Loan FC

[strong saddle]

We're not loaning anyone

[exotic python]

Stanisic needed some more minutes

[humble trench]

We will give u 80mil

[exotic python]

No one else is getting loaned tho

[exotic python]

Get felix

[humble trench]

Yes but Xavi and deco don’t want him

[strong saddle]

We're not gonna give you anyone

[humble trench]

Farmers league merchants

[exotic python]

Ansu fati szn for barca

[exotic python]

No we just make it look easy

[humble trench]

Yes

And vitor roque in January

[charred nova]

If you get sane somehow, you still wouldn't beat us

[proper wind]

forget winning trophies

if tuchel can beat gladbach

keep him for life 🙏

[charred nova]

True, but I have high hopes cause Gladbach isn't good anymore

They lost Thuram, Hofmann etc

[drowsy dragon]

i would die for him if he beat gladbch

[proper wind]

yeah

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1695015732906455349?t=OZBsOtoQUHepoGQ7euzzEQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Daniel Peretz has arrived in Munich ahead of his Bayern medical [📸 @BILD]

Twitter · Aug 25, 2023, 10:10 AM

red audi

[long fox]

Parrots

[cursive stirrup]

Bayern new number 18

He chose number 18

[proper wind]

fr?

[cursive stirrup]

Acording to my local news yes

[charred nova]

Is he even good, I've never seen him play

[fair garden]

Man got leaked footage good keeper for the future especially learnin under neuer

[charred nova]

How old is he

[drowsy dragon]

he is going to learn a lot from neuer

[fair garden]

Early 20s or 19 cnt remeber

[proper wind]

23

[proper wind]

23

[fallen badge]

bayern

are soo good

bro

i ned

need

bayerns energy

[proper wind]

it was true

[cursive stirrup]

Might buy it

Or Kane away shirt

Or Müller home shirt

[worthy schooner]

yooo i met peretz before

[drowsy dragon]

really
ur lucky

[worthy schooner]

yeah he was a great guy

he didnt notice me but had time for alot of his fans

[drowsy dragon]

u went to watch his game live ?? or how u met him ?

[worthy schooner]

yeah i was in Israel for a vacation but my uncles got us tickets to watch him and i sat near the goal

when the game ended he went up to us

[drowsy dragon]

damn lucky

[drowsy dragon]

w uncle

[charred nova]

Is peretz gonna play sunday?

[tribal light]

No

Peretz is a Ulreich Backup

[fair garden]

Might get musiala or kane the away kit for sure

[upper bane]

really really really good at saving pens

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1695155788937888102 Oh no

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

❗️As reported: Difficult to realize but it’s not off. Understand that Trevoh #Chalobah can really imagine to join #FCBayern and his former coach Thomas Tuchel.

➡️ Bayern wants a loan
➡️ Chelsea wants to sell him. #CFC

Still no 🟢 light for Pavard.

@SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇱

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Twitter · Aug 25, 2023, 7:26 PM

[tribal light]

[ivory pivot]

So bayern still needs a gk?

[tidal hornet]

No

[safe glen]

Who is your keeper?

[tidal hornet]

Ulreich and Peretz competing to be on the pitch until Neuer comes back at the end of September

[safe glen]

I dont think that would work well

[tidal hornet]

Ulreich isn't so bad that he can't manage a few Bundesliga games

[safe glen]

Champions league

[tidal hornet]

Neuer will be back on time for that

[gleaming plaza]

Im still hoping

[long fox]

We legit might be gettin Chalobah lol

[proper wind]

i used to not pray for times like these 🙏

but hey if its a loan and means pavard leaves then sure

[tired prism]

Is chalobah any good?

[tribal light]

Not better than Pavard or Mazraoui

[tired prism]

L business then

[tribal light]

Idk what Bayern is up to anymore at this Point

We keep Downgrading so damn much

From Geertruida to fcking Chalobah

😭

[tired prism]

Lmao

Atleast we got kane

[long fox]

Not confirmed yet lol

[tribal light]

Everything after Kane went downhill

[long fox]

Nothing's confirmed

[tribal light]

Nah I'm just comparing our Targets

Didn't say anything was done

[long fox]

Leverkusen showin us how to cook Gladbach

[tidal hornet]

To be fair, Levy was pulling some bullsqit on us during the whole thing

[tribal light]

Tomorrow it's our Time to shine

I wanna see atleast 3 Goals

[slim mason]

At least you may give us the money we need to do 17 more transfers

[charred nova]

Ngl I'm scared of Leverkusen and not of Gladbach, they give us easy some points

[fair garden]

Howd u get a bayern munich role?

[tribal light]

Platinum Subscription

[fair garden]

Pay to win lol

[tribal light]

[fair garden]

[proper wind]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1695742205976068585?s=19

[long fox]

Was just about to send that lol

[proper wind]

"becoming the first case of this kind in the club's history. Pavard will not be in the squad against Augsburg today [@BILD]" thats the rest of it

[long fox]

Can we get our replacement and sell this bum ahh mfer already lol

[proper wind]

idk why they still believe they can keep him lmfao

[light sparrow]

He looks really miserable every day, why can't yall just sell him?

[long fox]

He's movin like a lil snot nosed toddler after his mom refused to buy him any treats from the supermarket. Sell him asap lol

[sterile bison]

Why is pavard leaving for inter milan😭

[proper wind]

idfk man ask tuchel, he's the one that wants to keep him

and we had a replacement in stanisic but guess what

we loaned him out then complained about not having a replacement

[sterile bison]

you still got mazraoui

[proper wind]

yeah but what if mazraoui gets injured or sum

[sterile bison]

3 back

[proper wind]

kimmich has experience as a RB and can play there when needed, same as laimer

[proper wind]

tuchel doesnt know what that means

W pronouns btw

[sterile bison]

he played 5 back with chelsea

lol

[proper wind]

yeah i know

[sterile bison]

ty

Also imo, yall should sell scoretzka

[proper wind]

but i think he doesnt want to play a back 3 with us for lack of CB cover cause our starting back 3 would be kim and MDL and upa and we have no backup for these other than 18yo tarek buchmann

[sterile bison]

You’d get a decent amount of money and could buy a replacement

[proper wind]

west ham were interested and man united are interested

but rn the main candidate to be sold from the midfield is gravenberch, which is unfortunate

[sterile bison]

🥲

thought he was gonna be insane ngl

[proper wind]

bayern want to keep him but i cant remember the last time he played good minutes, and tuchel will be happy to sell if it means the funds go to signing a new 6

[humble trench]

Munchen

[proper wind]

same and he was fantastic when he did play, but idk why he isnt playing more often

[tribal light]

Because he's washed

Get him out asap

[humble lotus]

Muller is probably starting today right?

[light sparrow]

Hello guys do we have the line up yet?

[proper wind]

sané AM

[long fox]

Where Muller?

[fair garden]

Do we know wht formation?

[tender cedar]

4231 probably

[exotic python]

Lets cook

Hopefully my train has good wifi so i can watch the game

[fair garden]

Where are u watchin the game on

?

[edgy bloom]

Is it so difficult for Tuchel to finally start DeLigt next to Kim...

[exotic python]

My phone

viaplay

[surreal snow]

tuchel just said he will use Pavlovic if the board doesnt buy a 6

[tired prism]

Why can’t tuchel start muller and kimmich?

He’s such an idiot

[fair garden]

Oh alr

[proper wind]

i just got home 10 mins late how are we doing so far

[tribal light]

It's still 0-0

12 minutes in

Can't watch the game cause my Wifi is being Dogwater

😭

[proper wind]

oh

[exotic python]

Same here bro

These people are scamming making me pay for this sh!t wifi

[tribal light]

I'm currently relying on Google and Twitter

😭

[vast monolith]

C'mon kane

[surreal snow]

davies cant control a ball for his Life

[tribal light]

What's this about Davies man

Sometimes he's world class

[surreal snow]

my Stream lags so bad

[tribal light]

Then forgets how to play

[tribal light]

Where u streaming on

[surreal snow]

dazn

[tribal light]

💀

[surreal snow]

before the fu€king match 0 lags in 10 mins and now it lags every 5 Seconds

its so unbearable

[tribal light]

Why didn't we start Muller

😭

[worthy schooner]

i dont get to watch the match only radio😭

[worthy schooner]

fr

[tribal light]

☠️

[worthy schooner]

i saw in tiktok muller didnt play because he wanted to give space to harry kane

in fc bayern tiktok

[vast monolith]

[unkempt plank]

idk tuchel also did that last season starting with 3 wingers

[worthy schooner]

tuchel doing something we dont know🤑

[vast monolith]

we'll win 3-1,3-0

[tribal light]

F*ck outta here

😭

Muller owns Barca

[worthy schooner]

where can you watch games on mobile

i only listen to the bayern app radio for games🤑🤑

[tribal light]

You'd have to pay for it

On DAZN

[worthy schooner]

grrrr

[light sparrow]

I'm friggin traumatised, I switched into their game and they scored 2 goals in 5 min

[vast monolith]

You can watch free on some sites

[worthy schooner]

where sir

[vast monolith]

💵

[tribal light]

Not allowed to advertise free sites chief

[worthy schooner]

😱

[pale topaz]

wheres muller

[worthy schooner]

feeding his dogs

[vast monolith]

🤡

[pale topaz]

ok

[tribal light]

27 Minutes in

No Goal

😭

[deft ravine]

This pace is not fun

[proper wind]

im seeing gnabry as the 10 rather than sané

[light sparrow]

You're watching?

[proper wind]

augsburg are literally playing backwards football man

[deft ravine]

Bro I don’t miss any Bayern game

[proper wind]

W

[proper wind]

as in they only play passes between the defence and the keeper thats literally all they're doing

[light sparrow]

Saved

But a decent attempt

[deft ravine]

FIFA level 1

[proper wind]

good shot by goretzka

good save

[tribal light]

If this Game ends like 1-0 for us I'll be mad disappointed

[light sparrow]

At this rate...

[proper wind]

what was that corner man

kimmich hits them too low and no whip, sané hits them too high and too much whip

[tribal light]

How can you be that bad with a Super Team against flippin Augsburg

[proper wind]

we need a balance

[surreal snow]

its so painful to watch this sh1t

[tribal light]

This ain't Prime Real

This is Augsburg

😭

[proper wind]

we're not that bad man come on

[surreal snow]

ON MY TV IT LAGS EVERY SECOND BUT IT DOESNT LAG ONCE ON MY PHONE

[proper wind]

are we that bad

[surreal snow]

WHY

[light sparrow]

Today, a little bit

[long fox]

Calm tf down

[proper wind]

its ok

[long fox]

Jesus Christ lmao

[proper wind]

calm down as vortex said

be patient

bayern is a team that usually takes time to gain momentum

[light sparrow]

OMG

WHAT WAS THAT

[worthy schooner]

ez

was it goal

[long fox]

Just stfu and watch, stop overreacting lmao

[humble trench]

?

goal?

[night comet]

Augsburg og?

[deft ravine]

Wooooooo

[light sparrow]

Yes goal but what was that

[worthy schooner]

augsburg ownngoal

[tribal light]

[deft ravine]

this aged well

hahahahaha

[proper wind]

BRO

[worthy schooner]

wdym

[sterile bison]

very lucky goal lol

[proper wind]

wait its a goal????

[long fox]

I can't with some of you people lmao

[sterile bison]

why wouldnt it be?

[deft ravine]

yaaaa

[night comet]

@deft ravine your bio reeks of plastic

[light sparrow]

Yeah def went over the line

[surreal snow]

man these types of goals are the reason the bundesliga gets clowned

very very close goal

[sterile bison]

maguire does this like every season tho lol

[deft ravine]

Thanks

[surreal snow]

Prem tax allows it

[night comet]

does it really

he gets clowned every 5 minutes

[proper wind]

oh damn

gol

[surreal snow]

but nobody says "oh the prem defenders are so bad"

[fair garden]

Goall

[surreal snow]

but if this gets clipped on twitter we all know the comments from these premtards

[proper wind]

its funny to me how people expect city to win every year yet its "the most competitive league"

[exotic python]

Need a screamer from kane

[proper wind]

fr

[tribal light]

Another one?

[proper wind]

no

1-0

[fair garden]

The own goal

[exotic python]

Fr lmao

[tribal light]

Ah

[light sparrow]

The late responses always get to me. Like was there another goal or what

[fair garden]

i was js late to the goal party

[proper wind]

the pass by gnabry was class tho i gotta say

[worthy schooner]

new football fans on their way to support man city knowing well they dont know anything about the club

[light sparrow]

De jongs one was luckier lmao

[humble trench]

wtf no handball

var

[light sparrow]

Raining huh

[light sparrow]

What minute are u on?

[humble trench]

38

[light sparrow]

Mine is still looking at replay, no?

[surreal snow]

man these refs

has to be a pen

[light sparrow]

Penalty given

[surreal snow]

GIVE IT

IT HAS TO BE

[humble lotus]

Damn, i missed the first half how’s the team

[light sparrow]

Shaky

KANES FIRST PENALTY GUYS??

GOALLLLLL

KANNEEEEE

[tribal light]

GOALLLLLLL

KANEEEEEE

HARRY KANEEEEEEEEE

[light sparrow]

2-0

[humble lotus]

Let’s gooo

[vast monolith]

Harry fcking kane let's go

[light sparrow]

Beautiful penalty it was

[unkempt plank]

nice

[vast monolith]

Just need a Muller goal in 2nd half

[surreal snow]

man i thought he'd miss it

[light sparrow]

What

[surreal snow]

I thought he would miss the pen

[tired prism]

He’s the goat

[surreal snow]

would just fit

[tired prism]

World Cup flashbacks

[light sparrow]

Ik, I was just expressing surprise lol

[humble trench]

kim going bench

[vast monolith]

Harry kane one of the best penalty takes itw

[humble trench]

the fk is he doijg

[surreal snow]

dude thought hes schick

[stray dirge]

Kim and Sané really need to work on their short passing, several mistakes from them

[tribal light]

Now 2 more Goals without Pens or Own Goals please.

😭

[surreal snow]

under normal circumstances it would be 0-0

[stray dirge]

We really need to be sharper, too many errors still

[surreal snow]

we need Müller

If i see one more Kimmich corner I will do horrifying things to myself

[stray dirge]

We need a clear identity and style in our attack, right now things fall apart in the final third and there are also too many sloppy passes in the build up which doesn’t make our game flow

It will come in time but there is still work to do

[tribal light]

Exactly

[surreal snow]

BROOOOO

Sane just bodied some random player dude

this was a clear goal chance

so unnecessary

[light sparrow]

We need to do better in the second half. Next week will be a tough one 💀

[stray dirge]

Sané needs to keep his cool

[surreal snow]

Halftime

wtf is sane doing

[light sparrow]

Rain seems to be getting heavier

[surreal snow]

and can kimmich shave his weird ass jawline beard

anything is better than his 2019 mustache

[proper wind]

fr

he's better off w a clean shave

[long fox]

Weird way to be 2-0 up lmao

OG and a pen

[fair garden]

Goals are goals ig

[tribal light]

Well yes

[light sparrow]

Wise words

[tribal light]

But we shouldn't rely on Pens and Own Goals when you have such a Squad

Let's be real

😭

[fair garden]

I feel so unsafe wit ulreich in goal ngl

[pale topaz]

What happened i was watching something else

[pale topaz]

same

[stray dirge]

When Neuer comes back it will add some more stability at the back for sure

[light sparrow]

Good luck and shaky play

[long fox]

Some people here actin like we're down 2-0 ffs lol

[pale topaz]

what about the own goal

Howd it happen

deflection?

[stray dirge]

We know and have see how Bayern should play

[fair garden]

Gnabry power shot deflection i believe

[pale topaz]

dang

[surreal snow]

https://vxtwitter.com/robcornthwaite/status/1695356363847975151?t=ZeTfMSxYF77QAnKn6s_mDw&s=19

[pale topaz]

when do we get muller

[surreal snow]

Irankunda almost fu€king died wtf

[stray dirge]

There is a certain standard that is expected at Bayern, the people in here who have watched Bayern for long enough know this and currently we’re not there

[light sparrow]

I mean, i think we all can see that

[tribal light]

That's what I'm saying

Lmao

I don't complain about a 2-0 and I'll be happy if we win like that, but I don't wanna rely on an Own Goal and a Pen

[long fox]

It happens lol

[surreal snow]

shouldve scored there

kaneeeeee

[tribal light]

Goal?

[surreal snow]

great tackle

[exotic python]

Is kane looking good?

Wifi too bad to watch

[surreal snow]

not much impaxt

but scored and had a good chance a couple of mins ago

[exotic python]

Nice nice

[surreal snow]

Saneeeeeee just pass to Kane

[exotic python]

Is Kim playing well?

[surreal snow]

Havent seen much of him

[drowsy dragon]

yeahh

[vast monolith]

Need Muller's goal contribution

[drowsy dragon]

dont know abt todays match but overall he is playing well for us

[drowsy dragon]

yaa

[proper wind]

how did we not score that

[surreal snow]

Barca is losing against villareal

3-2 comeback from 2-0

[light sparrow]

Hope it stays that way man

[surreal snow]

Post

[sterile bison]

3-0

goal

kane again

What a player man

[surreal snow]

Mannnn you spoiled badly

mods lynch him

[tribal light]

KANEEEEEE

[sterile bison]

davies to kane wowzaaa

[proper wind]

off the pose damn

[tribal light]

LETS GOOOO

[surreal snow]

golllllll

[proper wind]

KANEEEEE

I LOVE KANE

[tribal light]

GOAL KANEEEEE

[sterile bison]

its not a rule violation

[tribal light]

OMG

GIVE US A HATTRICK

KANE

[light sparrow]

ME TOO

[tribal light]

Time to make a new Kane pfp after the Game

[surreal snow]

typical Lewandowski chip

finally some coolness again

[fair garden]

Kane

[surreal snow]

finally Müller

Kane hattrick

[tribal light]

Kane with 4 G/A in his first 2 BL Games

What a Champ

🍷

[light sparrow]

Impressive

It's such a win win. Spurs are going great too

[surreal snow]

I say:
Kane '87
Tel '90+2

[tribal light]

Kane Hattrick

We will be there

[proper wind]

INSHALLAH

[surreal snow]

Laimer at right back

what is tuchel cooking

[proper wind]

müller 79' 80' 81'

trust

[vast monolith]

Hurricane

[surreal snow]

Tel at right wing

the right side stinks

[proper wind]

the coman pass through and the way davies pulled a bale to run around the defender in a curve and one touch pass and finish

[clever hound]

good evening

[proper wind]

oh my god

i love this

[vast monolith]

Hurricane for ballon d'or 2024

[proper wind]

i will be there

we will be there

[surreal snow]

Man im getting October 2022 Flashbacks

[vast monolith]

Lewa scored

[fair garden]

The kane davies link up play is so class

[clever hound]

honestly

[light sparrow]

Noooo

[proper wind]

great defending by tel ngl

[tribal light]

MULLER

[proper wind]

W

[tribal light]

IN

[surreal snow]

Kane goal 1️⃣
Tel goal 2️⃣

[tribal light]

WE'RE COOKING

[surreal snow]

trying to see something here

[tribal light]

If both score today I'll cry out of happiness

😭

[clever hound]

Dinner’s ready

[tribal light]

Kane Hattrick and Tel last Minute Goal

[exotic python]

Was the goal by kane sexy?

[tribal light]

We'll be there

[tribal light]

Chip in

[drowsy dragon]

kane once agin

[exotic python]

Cheeky

[drowsy dragon]

davies loves to assist kane

[surreal snow]

Villareal 3-4 Barcelona

2 goals in 3 minutes

[vast monolith]

Muller entered

[surreal snow]

another comeback

[vast monolith]

Just needed a goal contribution

[tribal light]

Don't bring that Club in here bruv

😭

[vast monolith]

It's ok to bring our dogs once in a while

[tribal light]

[surreal snow]

Damn

Augsburg attack

[exotic python]

So many goals today man

[modern escarp]

heyo

[clever hound]

pet friendly much

[tribal light]

Kane Hattrick in his 2nd Game

[modern escarp]

Kane playing well I assume looking at my goal notifs

[tribal light]

We will be there

[vast monolith]

We just needed this type of domination in UCL

[tribal light]

Yes

Double Pack

Kane

[modern escarp]

love it

[long fox]

No one cares about Barca

[drowsy dragon]

Lewadowski scored

[clever hound]

Time for redemption

[drowsy dragon]

no one care but i care for lewa

[surreal snow]

I wont get bamboozled by this team again

selling us dreams just for a disasterclass after disasterclass

[long fox]

I love Kane

[surreal snow]

Kindly reminder: we're losing our next match

[drowsy dragon]

[exotic python]

I love Harry

[long fox]

Kane will break the curse

[vast monolith]

Once a part of Bayern Munich always a part of Bayern Munich #miasanmia

[exotic python]

You’re a wizard harry

[modern escarp]

bit embarassing to get a yellow card almost straight after being subbed on

[tribal light]

Ehh, it's fine

[exotic python]

Imagine kane breaks the gladbach curse

[tribal light]

That'd be hilarious

[exotic python]

Fr lmao

[clever hound]

I still believe

[modern escarp]

Bit sad that I didn't go to Munchen like I wanted to this weekend, could've been at this game 😭

[light sparrow]

Curse against curse

[tribal light]

Come on Kane

Hattrick

Pleaseeeeeee

😭

[clever hound]

• and - makes a +

Two - lmao

[modern escarp]

Why was De Ligt not in the starting eleven

[exotic python]

Sad seeing de ligt on the bench for so long

Class defender

Should start even

Over upa

[modern escarp]

Yeah I think it should be Kim and De Ligt

[drowsy dragon]

cant wait these two together on pitch

[tribal light]

I think they said he wasn't at 100%

[proper wind]

GRAVENBERCH ON

bayern actually have all their midfielders on at one time

[surreal snow]

Coman took over Musialas role today

[clever hound]

de ligtning never disappoints

[proper wind]

tuchel really tryna figure out who'd be the best as a 6 💀

[proper wind]

fr

sané and davies look very lively

kane is a silent killer

[surreal snow]

Udokhai just almost scored another own goal

[low oyster]

NUNEZZZZ

[clever hound]

Sane was dancing salsa this whole game

[low oyster]

WHERE DO I FIND LVIERPOOL NEWCASTLE ??

[modern escarp]

Ohh fair fair

[tribal light]

Bro

[surreal snow]

bro wouldve been on the Bundesliga top scorer list

[tribal light]

Gtfo

[modern escarp]

Gravenberch yellow

[tribal light]

With Liverpool

[modern escarp]

lmao

[modern escarp]

What

[low oyster]

WHERE DO I FIND NEWCASTLE LIVERPOOL????

[modern escarp]

#liverpool

[tribal light]

NOT HERE

[modern escarp]

turn your fucking caps off

[tribal light]

Bro decided to search for that Liverpool March in a Bayern Munich Channel

😭

[proper wind]

laimer run was amazing

[surreal snow]

Gravenberch with the easiest yelloa ever

[surreal snow]

I dont understand why these people can just walk into this channel

[humble lotus]

Decent second half

[exotic python]

We dont care about that game in here my boy

[surreal snow]

acting like its #football-chat

[exotic python]

😂😂

[tribal light]

Gravenberch with that Yellow 2 minutes after being subbed in

Love to see it

[surreal snow]

3 mins til kane scores

[tired prism]

This channel ain’t for everyone

[light sparrow]

Oof but that game just equalised, no wonder the kid is so excited

[exotic python]

So close

What a chance

[surreal snow]

Kane close

[tired prism]

Poonez scored

Lmao

[surreal snow]

Man im cooking

almost cooked with my prediction there

[proper wind]

kane almost got a hat trick omg

[tribal light]

Ffs

3-1

[surreal snow]

we're still scoring one nonetheless

[proper wind]

that laimer cross was great

[tribal light]

😭

[tired prism]

3-1

[exotic python]

Yeah

[proper wind]

oh

[clever hound]

bros from the future almost

[surreal snow]

damn

[exotic python]

Its okay tho

Its ulreich

[surreal snow]

unnessecary goal

[vast monolith]

Wtf I just opened the game and we conceded 😭

[tribal light]

I wanted a clean x-0 win

😭

[tired prism]

We’re back to conceding pointless goals

[long fox]

Ah well

[surreal snow]

we're seeing 10 mins extra time now

[long fox]

3-1 we move

[tired prism]

Which game are u watching? Liverpool or Bayern?

[surreal snow]

DFB on their way to find a way that Gravenberch gets a red card and Augsburg score two pens

[proper wind]

good goal tbf, credit where due

but why is a through ball like that not being stopped

[tribal light]

As long as Bayern doesn't pull a Dortmund vs Werder Bremen, where Dortmund conceded 3 Goals after the 89th minute

😭

[surreal snow]

hopefully we're focusing now

[proper wind]

while being 2-0 up

[tribal light]

Yeah

[proper wind]

idk how u do that

[clever hound]

Don’t give them ideas

[surreal snow]

justt Score kane

[tired prism]

It’s the history of the Dortmund

[surreal snow]

need the pr

[clever hound]

what did goretzka do this whole time tho

[tired prism]

Ghost

[surreal snow]

he was good

[tired prism]

Jk

[surreal snow]

won important balls

man upamecano positioning

[clever hound]

Didn’t pay attention I’m used to not seeing him

[surreal snow]

dude was asleep

[tired prism]

De ligt should be starting

[surreal snow]

Teelpllllll

that wouldve been a classic tel goal

[modern escarp]

Because club channels are a place for everyone

[surreal snow]

not for Liverpool fans though 😭

[clever hound]

Yet they treat it like it’s a liverpool match

[modern escarp]

Just because it's a club channel does not mean that only fans of said club should be allowed to talk there. It's a place to have discussions about a certain club and their matches

[proper wind]

too high from tel

[modern escarp]

...

I am a Liverpool fan

Club channels are for everyone.

[light sparrow]

No but the kid came in to ask where to watch the lvp match

[surreal snow]

there should be match channels then

[modern escarp]

No

And we're not having that discussion here

[clever hound]

bru

[surreal snow]

😭

[proper wind]

bro why is this turning into an argument

[modern escarp]

Yeah, which is not the right topic of the channel. So that's wrong, doesn't mean the person is not welcome lol

[proper wind]

just tell him where the match is and move on

[clever hound]

I hope he found ir

[proper wind]

same 🙏

[tired prism]

There used to be match channels

[modern escarp]

Wait I went to the toilet and it's 3-1 now?

[tired prism]

What happened now?

[modern escarp]

I know, I've been here since 2020

We got rid of them to try something new

[clever hound]

what’s new

[tired prism]

Like what new?

[modern escarp]

No match channels, that's new

Role gated football channels

[tired prism]

Liverpool 2-1

Wow

[modern escarp]

Open league and club channels

We want to encourage people to discuss certain leagues/clubs rather than just using the general football chat for everything

[surreal snow]

Nuneeeeez

[tired prism]

Nunez will turn up this season

[modern escarp]

Because football chat was often just "hahah messi is better than ronaldo" "hahah bayern are farmers" etc etc

[light sparrow]

Fr?

[exotic python]

Holy Nunez clutched

[tired prism]

Poonez scored again

[clever hound]

ah the sounds of home

[modern escarp]

[light sparrow]

What a comeback

[surreal snow]

we can talk about a good performance and all but this game was so boring

[tired prism]

Being a man down

[tired prism]

True

I was switching between this and the Liverpool game

[proper wind]

FT | Bayern 3 - 1 Augsburg

[humble lotus]

Satisfying result

But not nearly as entertaining as the last game

[tribal light]

[long fox]

Gladbach next

Yikes

[tired prism]

Ez win

[long fox]

Kane hatty?

[tired prism]

Maybe

[long fox]

He got one vs Bremen, 2 vs Augsburg, so that means.....

[tired prism]

I just want muller to start

[tired prism]

Hat-Trick incoming

[tribal light]

Only Clubs I see us struggling against are Leipzig and Leverkusen

And maybe Union

[long fox]

Leverkusen at home will be a fun game

We need full 90 minutes of Kane and Muller

It'd be a cookfest

[tribal light]

Muller should start against Leverkusen

We need pressure in the first half

[long fox]

Didn't really watch the game, but from what I'm seein in the Bayern subreddit, only negative from this game is the goal conceded

[north lion]

My man predicted it😭🤝

[deft ravine]

Waiting patiently for that day

[warm aspen]

If u want pressure u don’t usually need muller for this

[warm aspen]

Against barca 🙏🙏

[tribal light]

Muller will stabilize our Midfield even more

Maybe would've gotten more chances with him today

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/orevuá-thomas-muller-müller-face-gif-21157090

We need that full Kane and Muller 90 against Barca or psg

[tender cedar]

The duo we need

[tribal light]

Overall in the Champions League

[unreal plinth]

Harry kane brace today🥳

[neon atlas]

allleez aleeesz bayern

w

if we buy a good winger next szn kane might just win ballon dor

or even maybe this szn

[exotic python]

I just pray the curse will be broken

[tribal light]

We're considering everyone these days

[long fox]

Someone should tell em there's 3 days left lol

[exotic python]

We havent even gotten a 6 yet man

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

Leaky defence if we dont get ourselves a proper cdm

[low plinth]

at least it was not an ACL like in my career mode.

[long fox]

Still a very solid transfer window, only thing missing is a CDM

[opal wing]

Oh dang forgot it’s deadline day

[long fox]

The UCL draw's in 3 days too, can't wait

[low plinth]

in your opinion, who was the best guy that we signed?

oh wait

[low plinth]

I just remembered that we got Harry Kane

so

I think that's what a majority of people are gonna say

[light sparrow]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CwfGUMeoiA5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== some great news today!

fcbayern

🤩 @manuelneuer back in goalkeeper training, @jamalmusiala10 running after muscle strain. 👋

#MiaSanMia #FCBayern

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[deft ravine]

Great news indeed

[exotic python]

Love to see it

[exotic python]

I want us to group with arsenal

[long fox]

Hell yea

[tired prism]

Nah

I want us to destroy United instead

Joke of a club

[tribal light]

Nah, I'd rather beat Arsenal than United

First

We always wanna go for the Stronger Teams

[hoary spruce]

Besiktas>>

[tribal light]

This is a Bayern Munich Channel

Except you meant Besiktas is stronger than Arsenal and United responding to my message

[hoary spruce]

Ya

[tribal light]

Ah I see.

[long fox]

Beshitktas

[hoary spruce]

Can i send bayerns youtube video here

Guys

[tired prism]

I hate United so I wana see us rip them apart

[exotic python]

Why do Bayern want mctominay💀

[charred nova]

Is he even good?

[hoary spruce]

Get Jackson Muleka bro hes very Talented Player,I seen him playing at Afcon he was typical 9.Muleka + Kane would be amazing duo.

[charred nova]

Whos that

Valencia striker?

[exotic python]

Hes looked very poor in United

[hoary spruce]

Nah I seen him at Afcon last

I forgot in which club he is playing

[charred nova]

But he's striker right

[hoary spruce]

Yess has amazing pace and ability to play at Bayern.

[charred nova]

But I don't think we need another striker

We still have tel

[hoary spruce]

Tel is very young

[charred nova]

But he is very good for his age and scored a goal on 1 matchday

I think he should play every game for at least 10 min

[hoary spruce]

Ya

[exotic python]

Bro we have so many attackers

[tribal light]

I want Madueke just for that Headband drip

https://tenor.com/view/play-sports-madueke-psv-eindhoven-eredivisie-gif-24984913

[charred nova]

Madueke is a baller

I love him

[charred nova]

We have 7 for 4 positions

That's alr for me

So not too many but we definitely don't need another one

[long fox]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1696161059298582660?s=19

💀

[tribal light]

"still discussing"

Bro does not know we got 3 days left

Also, out of every Player on this entire Planet

Bro said McTominay

[ivory pivot]

😭

[long fox]

Tf is Tucheliban smokin? There's no such thing as being a "big fan of McTominay"

[vast monolith]

No Bayern Munich football for 5 days 😭

[exotic python]

The maguire of midfield man

[exotic python]

Thats good tho good for recovery

[charred nova]

Gladbach is Saturday right

I believe in us, that we beat em

[astral ravine]

i remember when we lost even after signing sommer 😭

[tribal light]

Sommer ain't really the Problem about Gladbach

It's their defense playing like Prime Maldini and offense playing like Ronaldinho once they play Bayern

But then go back to the normal daily Gladbach Level after they won

[strong saddle]

If gladbach played like they do against us all the time, they'd be a force to be reckoned

But no it's only when it's against us

[charred nova]

Nah Sommer was him, when he played against Bayern

[long fox]

This whole thing should get investigated. There must be some black juju magic goin on there lol

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[exotic python]

If only we could get luis as our cdm man

Maybe i’m dreaming too Big

[tired prism]

You kinda are

But we’re still cooking this season

I can guarantee we’ll win the treble

[long fox]

Aids jinx loading

[exotic python]

😭😭

[tribal light]

Champions League would be insane

Imagine if Kane pulls a Haaland after his Transfer, scores 30+ Goals in the Bundesliga and wins the CL

That'd be a heartwarming story

[exotic python]

A much more charming story than Haalands

[charred nova]

It would be wholesome to see him holding a trophy in his hands

[strong saddle]

I'll be thrilled.

[shrewd lodge]

he aint

well rn he aint

[charred nova]

He will be someday again

[shrewd lodge]

mans not even coming of the bench let alone starting

[pine comet]

pls take him im begging

he is so bad guys

i have no idea why tuchel wants him for you

is terrible when he is pressed, only good things he has is strength, ball carrying and finishing

[charred nova]

I don't want him 😭😭

[tribal light]

Hell nah

😭

Double him and give him to the next person

[pine comet]

don't know if you have watched him or not but he is sooo bad 😭

playing a high line is impossible with him

in the midfield

bro gets cooked whenever hes on the ball and there is a guy pressing him

[long fox]

No one wants your trash, keep it with you lol

[tribal light]

58mil for a guy with a Market Value of 18mil

Chelsea trynna pull of a Brighton selling off their Trash for ludicrous prices

[charred nova]

58 mil is way to much

[tribal light]

20 mil would be way too much for this guy

This ain't Maldini

That's Chalobah

He ain't even a Starter or Key player

[exotic python]

58?!!!!!

Istg if we buy him for that

[tribal light]

Wouldn't even get him for free ngl

If that means he had to stay with us several years

Loan is fine, as long as we get rid of him next season

But nothing permanent and nothing too expensive

[light sparrow]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1696502719744249957?s=46&t=3MN91oJhL7tCeLgkvFUZ_g yess finally!!

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Benjamin Pavard to Inter, here we go! The green light from Bayern arrives as €30m deal plus €2m add-ons will be sealed today 🚨⚫️🔵 #Inter

Pavard could travel to Milano later today for medical tests and contract signing on Wednesday.

He wanted Inter move and it’s done.

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Which also means you guys have narrowed in on a replacement?

[tribal light]

Most likely means we already got the replacement but it wasn't announced

Since Bayern said they'd only let him go if they got a replacement for him

Imma go with Geertruida

[gleaming plaza]

I will slap Tuchel personally if he goes with this price

[tribal light]

Doubt that'll happen

[gleaming plaza]

Hence my slap

[tribal light]

If we're gonna buy someone permanently

[gleaming plaza]

It will never happen

[tribal light]

It's not gonna be Chalobah

If we need someone on Loan

Get Chalobah

But permanently no

[gleaming plaza]

Mhm

[strong saddle]

I agree

[long fox]

Fckin finally

We need to celebrate

According to DiMarzio, we're workin with Feyenoord for Geertruida

[proper wind]

idk about dimarzio tbh

[exotic python]

Saw it too

I Rly hope its true

Our board really just realized deadline day is around the corner and now we are trying to sign everyone😂

[tired prism]

Bayern getting everyone

[long fox]

We signing Drinkwater

[tribal light]

F*ck no

Ain't doing a deal with Levy again so soon

They got 2 days left

You'll need atleast 2 months with Tottenham

😭

[long fox]

Not Eric Diarrhea ffs lol

Someone needs to tell Tucheliban that there are players outside the Prem too

[charred nova]

💀

Just get geertruida or loan chalobah

And work with stanisic in one year when chalobah is gone

[tired prism]

Get rid of tuchel

Lmao

[humble trench]

give us sane

[charred nova]

Hell no

Don't you have like high debts

[humble trench]

german lever is coming

[tired prism]

Get outta here

[exotic python]

Great as a reminder for the team

Staying hydrated preventing muscle injuries👍

[tribal light]

Tel is such a W

Bro's commitment to Bayern is unreal

❤️

[ivory pivot]

I like tel

At 18 yrs he’s good

[fair garden]

Bruh i alr stress about this club i dnt anythin addin on to it 😭

[strong saddle]

https://x.com/cfcpys/status/1696646825741062601?s=46&t=iWOjje3vNTmnHPz9Jl-ZUg

Pys (@CFCPys)

“Yes, Musiala would consider Chelsea if they went for him” (@TheSecretScout_) #CFC

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Twitter · Aug 29, 2023, 10:11 PM

[tribal light]

?

Huh?

Oh nvm, someone random a** source

😭

Bro is watching Tennis

We pulled England's Captain and Top Scorer and Seria A's best CB's

[fair garden]

[tribal light]

Nothing to worry about

Really

He just quoted the Question of a Chelsea Fan and the answer of the other guy. It's not like they called Musiala and asked him

Besides that, as I have stated in the #bundesliga channel

First if all, Chelsea would have to massively overpay for Musiala

Second of all, Musiala would gain literally nothing from joining them since they're not playing on an competitive level for the Top 4 (with all respect)

Third of all, I can guarantee you to 100% he'd get ruined there

[fair garden]

Like de bruyne nd the others id doubt he will leave to but i wouldnt put it past boehly to pay a sum of over 150 mill

[strong saddle]

Glorious

[exotic python]

Chemistry is only getting better and better

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1696814401406300452 Oh fck yes if that's true

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

João Palhinha is definitely a hot candidate in Bayern's search for a #6. Thomas Tuchel is a big fan of the midfielder. Bayern are planning to submit an offer for Palhinha [@berger_pj, @kerry_hau]

Twitter · Aug 30, 2023, 9:17 AM

[tribal light]

1 day left and they're still considering and talking

[light sparrow]

Do health checks and all that have to be completed by the deadline too?

[tribal light]

Yes since they can always draw back

Look at what happened to Ziyech

[light sparrow]

Oh yeah and they have to do it before signing

[tribal light]

After Ziyech failed his Medical in Saudi

They didn't want him anymore

[exotic python]

They want 60m+ for him tho

Not worth it

And he’s like 28 something

[vast monolith]

Barca ruining lewy

He should'vs stayed

[charred nova]

Nah that's too much

They want 70 million

[exotic python]

Crazy price

[exotic python]

We could just develop gravenberch into a dm

I dont see the issue

Why doesnt he get time on the pitch

He’s Rly good

[static eagle]

do you think we'll win the league this season

[fair garden]

fulham are gonna put a huge fee on him but would be a solid option

[fair garden]

deffo

[static eagle]

kane's doing good so far

hopefully he'll keep on scoring

[surreal snow]

Pletti said theres gonna be news to palhinha now

in his show

Man bro is waffling again 😭😭

NOW HES TALKING

CMONN PLEASEE

NOTHING NEW

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1696923393830830132 This transfer market is fcked lmao

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel wants João Palhinha. Bayern are in contact with the player's agents and with Fulham. The midfielder is open to joining Bayern. A move, however, is unrealistic. Fulham are unwilling to sell and value Palhinha at around €90m. No concrete offer has been submitted as…

Twitter · Aug 30, 2023, 4:30 PM

[light sparrow]

Every other player is almost 100mil

[long fox]

Want this transfer market to end already, so sick of it now lol

[humble trench]

Give us Sane

[tribal light]

You could barely afford Romeu

Talking about Sané

😭

You got Cancelo on loan mate

You didn't buy him

Why did you delete your message

Actually was the right thing to do

But yeah, was gonna send you this

You got him on Loan with Option to buy

Cancelo at Bayern was good, but not worth 70mil with his performance

[twin sorrel]

So barcelona payed 25 million for a loan? '

[tribal light]

But yeahy Transfermarket is finished

[tribal light]

Nah, the Option to buy after the Loan deal is 25mil

[twin sorrel]

Nah must be too many clauses there

[tribal light]

Probably got a Playtime clause like Barca did with Griezman back then when he went to Atletico

[twin sorrel]

I love griezmann

[tribal light]

If he plays more than 30 minutes in 40% of the games he's mandatory to buy

That was Griezman

[twin sorrel]

lol

[tribal light]

I would've loved if we kept Philipe Coutinho at Bayern

[twin sorrel]

Griezmann was one of the players that got me in

[tribal light]

Shame he was 100mil back then

[twin sorrel]

fr

[tribal light]

Would've gotten Coutinho for 60mil ngl

He was good at Bayern

But 100 was just too astronomical

[twin sorrel]

destroyed farca

[charred nova]

Why are loan players favourite players all the time

Coutinho, perisic and cancelo, I loved all of them

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1696960215084572779

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

João Palhinha has informed Fulham that he wants to join Bayern. The Portuguese is now awaiting a decision. Talks between clubs ongoing [@kerry_hau]

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[half inlet]

Perfect team

[long fox]

I'll be mad happy if we actually get Palhinha

[half inlet]

Now we gotta work through the price tag

Freund and Dreesen gotta cook

[long fox]

And what about the Pavard replacement? Chalobah? lol

[half inlet]

They're also working on it

But who knows

I'll be happy with a loan + buy obligation tbh

Tomorrow we get a Palhinha here we go :pray_tone1:

[charred nova]

Champions league favourites with this squad definitely

[tribal light]

Hell no

Not for 90mil

Anything over 60 is ridiculous

[plucky flame]

Bro he's got potential tho u underestimate him too much

[tribal light]

Not denying his potential

But we just paid over 100 for Kane, around 50mil for KMJ and potentially another RB replacement for Pavard

Palinha's Market Value is 45mil

Paying 90 is just too high, potential or not

[plucky flame]

I know but we gotta take the risk on this one

[tribal light]

That's double market value