bayern-munich

[tired prism]

Sure

Meisters should always open at home

[proper wind]

luck of the draw

[exotic python]

Fr

[tired prism]

What draw? This ain't ucl

[proper wind]

with the meisterschale on display before kick off 🔥

[exotic python]

City opened at turf moor tho

[proper wind]

its an expression

i dont mean it literally

[tired prism]

But we never open at home

Or end at home

[exotic python]

When was the last time we did?

[tired prism]

Ider

We always start and end away

[exotic python]

Thats shady icl

I hope kane is hungry rn

Gotta feed the lion some goals

[humble lotus]

Im expecting a good game from Mazraoui, he was pretty great last game

[exotic python]

When he came on he looked insane

[tired prism]

Yeah he'll definitely score today

[exotic python]

Yh i see him do it too

[tired prism]

He's hungry for trophies

[exotic python]

Its time!

https://tenor.com/view/harry-kane-england-world-cup-fifa18-gif-12024631

Hurricane from bavaria

[tribal light]

Now Tuchel has put KMJ in and left De Ligt out

I'm convinced he's taking the piss

Out of us

[tired prism]

He's an idiot

[exotic python]

Why is tuchel allergic to starting de ligt

[tired prism]

It should be de ligt and kim

Simple

[exotic python]

😂😂

Sleeper agent

Injured

[tired prism]

Probably injured if not tuchel out

[humble lotus]

Predictions y’all?

[exotic python]

3-1

To us

[humble lotus]

Fair

[exotic python]

Kane 2 Musiala 1

Fullkrug one goal

[humble lotus]

An assist from Kim would be nice

[exotic python]

His passing ability is nice

[humble lotus]

True

[opaque hemlock]

Easy 2-0

[tribal light]

Start Kim and De Ligt

Tf are you buying Serie A's best defenders for, if you're gonna bench one of them

For Upamecano

[edgy parcel]

Sanneeee

[long fox]

Saneee

[meager willow]

forgot how cool our kits look

[long fox]

Kane assist already

[proper wind]

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL PLAY

[long fox]

good stuff

[humble lotus]

Great assist by Kane

[dire willow]

Sane did something

Also how's Kane so far? Happy to know that he got the assist

Also apart from De Ligt on the bench I think this is a pretty solid lineup

[long fox]

Upa lol

[sterile bison]

1-1

[dire willow]

offside

[sterile bison]

Oh

[light sparrow]

Offside

[long fox]

Upa has to go

[dire willow]

literally put on De Ligt and swap Goretza for Muller and we have a squad

[sterile bison]

Goretzka isnt good anymore

[long fox]

Upamechanic

[twilit sky]

Harold with the assist

[proper wind]

we're playing with such a fast tempo

i like it

[fair garden]

why was kane on fk?

[proper wind]

im actually impressed with how we're playing in the final 3rd

[proper wind]

was trying the same thing he did w kulusevski last season

[fair garden]

Interesting

[proper wind]

musiala so close

[fair garden]

Frr

[proper wind]

coman pulled a vini

and maz almost scored a banger

im enjoying a bayern game again?!?!

[deft ravine]

This is a great start to the season

Well done boys

It still feels surreal to see Kane here

[fair garden]

Lol we signed kane for goals nd hes makin them

[proper wind]

fr

nah it was a decent finish

sané does that a lot but just cause it looks slow doesnt mean its necessarily bad

[tribal light]

What's the score, currently outside

[surreal zinc]

1-0

For us

[tribal light]

Ayyyyyyy

Who scored

God Damn

I wanna have Kane score one today

[stray dirge]

Sané is so annoying to watch, he can’t make short passes

[proper wind]

yeah

goretzka has actually had a very good game so far

[upper bane]

goretzka comeback season

[exotic python]

Goretzka is looking solid this far

Its Bremen tho

[tribal light]

Ofc Upamecano is the worst rated

He's gonna cost us a Goal

[proper wind]

i dont think these ratings are that accurate bro 💀

ulreich hasnt done much cause werder bremen have barely had any chances, if any

[tribal light]

Currently not home to watch the game, so the ratings are everything I can rely on atm

[proper wind]

yet he gets a 4

yeah i get u

im just telling u tho

[tribal light]

I believe u my guy

Dw

[proper wind]

from what I've seen musiala has been decent but not higher than kane imo

BUT looked very good in the last like 15 mins

gradually turning back on

everywhere bro

tbf werder are kinda parking the bus

nobody has really gotten in the box

yep

so i dont blame kane, his best effort was the shot from the right side of the box with his left foot

and that was blocked

it was good except for the direction

yeah davies and goretzka have caught my eye as well

[tribal light]

Pleaseeeee I want Kane to score today

[proper wind]

kane's passes have been fantastic

inshallah

[tribal light]

It would be beautiful

[proper wind]

trust the process

[ocean hornet]

kane effect is real

not the trophy one

[tribal light]

?

[proper wind]

even if he doesnt, he's been great so far and got an assist

[proper wind]

as in kane improves the team, not kane curses the team and makes it go trophyless

i think

[ocean hornet]

the way he s debuted, i mean idk you can just see the energy he s spreading

[ocean hornet]

you re right

[proper wind]

yeah

[tribal light]

Ohhhhh

[proper wind]

i see much more energy

[tribal light]

Misunderstood for a sec

Happy to hear that our defense is being a wall so we don't need Ulreich

😭

[long fox]

Not really sendin Bremen to the Shadow realm as I wanted, but good game so far

[dire willow]

hopefully they can maintain this lead

[ocean hornet]

or increase

does look like they will tho

[proper wind]

i hope so

looking very lively

[dire willow]

I don't want to pay attention to the Bundesliga this season because then I'd just be dreading but still

[proper wind]

müller assist to kane goal i will be there

[dire willow]

is muller on

[proper wind]

no

bench

[dire willow]

f

[ocean hornet]

musiala's been doing well

[dire willow]

let muller cook

[edgy parcel]

Musiala so good until the final moment

When he figures that out europe is in shambles

[deft ravine]

Btw why does Kimmich still take most of the corners

[proper wind]

not most

he takes the ones on the right side

sané on the left corner

2nd half underway, no changes

[exotic python]

Upa gotta mark his man

God damn

[long fox]

Another fine for flares incoming

[proper wind]

oh hell nah what happened in the 2nd half

[exotic python]

Pyro happened lmao

[proper wind]

3 chances for werder already, 2 big ones??

[proper wind]

💀

[long fox]

Midfield stopped midfielding

[upper bane]

nvm

[exotic python]

It was wholesome seeing sane and kane celebrating

[upper bane]

wheres yabba dabba doo man at

[deft ravine]

More attacking activity from Werder in the first 5 mins than whole 1st half lol

[long fox]

This is gonna be a 1-1 game, isn't it lel

[exotic python]

We need another goal

[proper wind]

GORETZKA NO

almost a 2nd

[upper bane]

KIM MIN JAE

[exotic python]

Kim class

[upper bane]

KIM

MIN

JAR

JAR

JAE

[long fox]

Kim's a baller

[dire willow]

put in de ligt

LET THEM COOK

[deft ravine]

KMJ not disappointing at all

[long fox]

Kim Jong Un

[proper wind]

bro.

[upper bane]

theres only 1 problem

upa

[proper wind]

it was offside and props to kim for clutching but like still how do u let him run in behind like that

[tribal light]

Someone double Ping me when we score again

Imma head out to eat

[long fox]

Ayo, 2-0 when fam?

[tribal light]

Soon hopefully

And I want it to be Kane

[dire willow]

Imagine if Bayern had not signed Kane or Kim

they would be pretty screwed

[tribal light]

Definitely

[exotic python]

Ay Kim u atleast stopped him

[tribal light]

Is Kim cooking?

Man I can't even eat

[dire willow]

yes

[tribal light]

God damn

[exotic python]

Just got a yellow But he stopped the attack

[tribal light]

My boi

Pls don't get sent off

[exotic python]

He’s good

[tribal light]

[long fox]

This team's pretty ass at passing ngl

He needs to pass tho

[upper bane]

KING

SLEY

CO

MAN

[exotic python]

We are cooking

Goretzka almost turned into Zlatan

[long fox]

This screams a late equalizer

[proper wind]

COMAN OMG

[proper wind]

bro u need to stop tryna jinx

[light sparrow]

Yeah a little tbf

[proper wind]

ours or theirs

[long fox]

I've seen so much of this last season lol

[light sparrow]

But still rooting for that kane goal

[exotic python]

Why is kane barely in a striker position

[light sparrow]

Aaaah

[exotic python]

CLOSE

By kane

[long fox]

Ours

[light sparrow]

He looks so good in this jersey

[exotic python]

Fr

I need to get This Jersey

[long fox]

Why's every GK turnin into prime Yashin

[light sparrow]

Lmao

[proper wind]

KANE

so close

[light sparrow]

Wtf why are some of you so behind

[proper wind]

as i said during the leipzig game, every keeper does that against us 💀

[long fox]

Kane playin everywhere today tho

[proper wind]

idfk

[exotic python]

Kane playing winger sometimes lmao

[light sparrow]

Yeah

[long fox]

It's mad annoying

[exotic python]

Kane got his first assist tho

[proper wind]

yeah

[light sparrow]

In under 4 min too, not bad

[long fox]

Shoulda put these scrubs to bed a long time ago tbf

[exotic python]

Fr

I wanna see a kane brace

Yeah very many

[deft ravine]

Goretzka surprising us fr

[twilit sky]

Sack this fraud Tuchel

Plays such shite football

[upper bane]

goretzka comeback season i feel

[twilit sky]

Tears blud

[deft ravine]

Ya but not so much in recent games

[upper bane]

kimchi

bro shouldnt have shaved bald

[twilit sky]

Kane is not getting services poor guy lmao

[exotic python]

Looked good this match

[long fox]

Still no subs?

[light sparrow]

De ligt in, Kim out

[exotic python]

Kim out for de ligt?

[long fox]

Why Kim

[exotic python]

Hes been better than upa

[upper bane]

why is it kim for matthjs

[long fox]

Tucheliban wtf

[exotic python]

True

[proper wind]

kimmich got close w that shot

[light sparrow]

Maybe the yellow card

[exotic python]

Yeah

[fathom basin]

why's kane always standing offside

[proper wind]

yeah its the card

[fathom basin]

bro thinks hes a poacher

[vital jolt]

because he is a 9

[proper wind]

was he flagged offside tho

[light sparrow]

Feeling a little insecure now

[proper wind]

whats zone 14

[long fox]

Coman fam

[proper wind]

oh

[fathom basin]

yes but thats not exactly playing to his strengths

[dire willow]

Why keep Upa in

[proper wind]

omg coman

[proper wind]

kim was on a yellow

[long fox]

Team kinda just ignoring Kane, hardly anyone passing to him lmfao

[dire willow]

True but still that's risky

[exotic python]

What happened to goretzka

Why is he good now

[dire willow]

Almost like they've never played with him before

[light sparrow]

Think they need a little more time to build the chemistry

[exotic python]

Same

[light sparrow]

And he needs to find the right spaces

[long fox]

19 shots, 6 on target, 1 goal's a bit of a yikes lmao

[exotic python]

😂😂

Atleast we’re making chances

[light sparrow]

Kaneee

[twilit sky]

GOOALLL

HARRY KANE

[long fox]

Goal

Kane

[quartz monolith]

HARRY MY GOAT

[long fox]

KANE

[upper bane]

HARRY KANE

KANYE

[quartz monolith]

after Rafa Mir

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-entrance-wwe-raw-wrestling-gif-16423250

[upper bane]

HAIRY KANYE

[quartz monolith]

WHATEVER GOAL

[upper bane]

LETS GOOOOOO

[deft ravine]

😭😭😭 YESSSSSSSS

[exotic python]

KANEEEEEE

[upper bane]

HARRY KANE ON HIS DEBUT

[exotic python]

ASSIST AND GOAL IN HIS DEBUT

[upper bane]

GOAL + ASSIST

[quartz monolith]

2nd game*

[exotic python]

LETS FKN GO

[light sparrow]

Whoooooooo

[deft ravine]

INCREDIBLEEEE

[long fox]

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

[quartz monolith]

the first game didn't start well

[upper bane]

BUNDESLIGA DEBUT GENIUS

[dire willow]

DAS HURRICANE

[long fox]

1 assist, 1 goal in his first game with Bayern

[quartz monolith]

should've mentioned it

[light sparrow]

YASSSS

[upper bane]

YEAH

[light sparrow]

Beautiful

[dire willow]

HARRY HARRY KANE YEAH

HARRY HARRY KANE

[fair garden]

HURRIKANE

[dire willow]

WHO'S ENGLAND'S GREATEST SCORER

[exotic python]

YOURE A WIZARD HARRY

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-entrance-no-way-out-wwe-wrestling-gif-22337196

[proper wind]

HARRY KANEEEEE

[dire willow]

IT'S HARRY HARRY KANE

[exotic python]

KANE KANE KANE

[twilit sky]

Goal by Harold

[long fox]

Tuchel needs to make some subs tho

[light sparrow]

Good confidence boost for kane too yay

[deft ravine]

so damn happy rn

[light sparrow]

Me too

[deft ravine]

💜

[long fox]

Gimme a Musi goal to top it all off

[fair lava]

HAROLD KANE

[dire willow]

Who assisted

[proper wind]

IM JUMPING BRO

coman

[humble trench]

Harry Kane is dynamite

[quartz monolith]

Davies 🐐

[humble trench]

Harold Edward Kane MBE is a Bayern player

[tribal light]

KANEEEEEEEEE

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[long fox]

We winnin the sextuple

[tribal light]

KANE DID IT

I CAN REST IN PEACE

[quartz monolith]

never with Ulreich

[long fox]

Stfu, don't ruin my moment lmao

[exotic python]

Assist and goal in his debut

Love it

[humble trench]

If only Saudi didn’t take bono I think we could win every single trophy

[exotic python]

Goretzka redemption arc

[long fox]

Laimer comin on? Damn

[quartz monolith]

Harry Kane against Leipzig: 👻

[exotic python]

What are u doing here

Mad you lost the super cup?

[long fox]

Energy merchant's on

[light sparrow]

Who's that

[humble trench]

He got subbed on late what’s blud chattin😭

[tribal light]

Kane first BL Game

2 G/A

[quartz monolith]

warra ballon dor for ur idol

[long fox]

Btw, when's Daniel Parrots gettin signed

[exotic python]

Ur sad

[exotic python]

Goat

[deft ravine]

I just can’t wait to see Kane and Muller start tgt

[tribal light]

Honestly bro, this is a Bayern Channel. Idk why you're trynna start a fight here

[long fox]

UEL merchants, gtfo

[exotic python]

He’s secretly loving bayern

[tribal light]

You don't like Bayern

[light sparrow]

Oh no

What's happening

[tribal light]

You got a choice of plenty other channels

[exotic python]

Fuqxkkk

[twilit sky]

Harry Kane down

[exotic python]

Nooo

No No No

[twilit sky]

Looks like it’s cramp

[humble trench]

Stopppppp

[light sparrow]

Guys what's happening!!!

[twilit sky]

Kanes down

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[deft ravine]

Aaahh!!!!! Fml

[twilit sky]

Looks like he’s coming off

[humble trench]

Oh it’s a cramp

[twilit sky]

Yep he’s off

[long fox]

Nah man

[humble trench]

Oldhead man 😭😭😭

[light sparrow]

Nooooo!!!

[long fox]

Well RIP

Choupo szn

[humble trench]

Muller szn

[dire willow]

Does the injury look bad?

[light sparrow]

Wait did he stay on?

[proper wind]

is kane injured???

[exotic python]

No he’s not off

[humble trench]

Wait what’s going on

[light sparrow]

Just a cramp I think. He looks fine now

[exotic python]

He’s fine

[twilit sky]

Nvm he stays 🔥

[exotic python]

Cramps arent serious

[humble trench]

Even the commentators were confused 😭

[twilit sky]

No just a little cramp

[exotic python]

Mine too💀💀

[twilit sky]

Kane rick rolled us lmao

Musiala is off

[light sparrow]

Subs subs subs

[twilit sky]

Oh kane is off now

Lmao

[exotic python]

Prob for the best

We want him fit

[twilit sky]

Yeah

[long fox]

Us? lol

[twilit sky]

The viewers

[proper wind]

tel on for kane?

[twilit sky]

I’m no Bayern fan lmao

[humble trench]

Tel muller and choupo

[upper bane]

YABBA DABBA DOOO

[twilit sky]

Chupo also coming on no

[long fox]

Trains goin full ''If you can't beat em, join em''

[upper bane]

MULLER BACK

[twilit sky]

💀😭

[proper wind]

ah muller on for musiala, tel for coman, choupo for kane

[twilit sky]

HAHA

[tribal light]

Keep Kane fit

[twilit sky]

Never

I’m loyal

[tribal light]

Good choice to switch him out

He's done great

2 G/A in his first Game

Beautiful

[light sparrow]

Yes, good first start

[twilit sky]

Can’t risk

[humble trench]

The sketchers boots are killing him man 😭

[long fox]

Ah fck off goalkeeper

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1692631484623184332

B/R Football (@brfootball)

New club, new kit, new country, new league...

Same Harry Kane 🫡

Likes

197

Twitter · Aug 18, 2023, 8:16 PM

[deft ravine]

Lmaoo

He’s so proud of them

[light sparrow]

He's being a trail blazer okay lolol

[deft ravine]

Cutie

[exotic python]

He’s gonna be a Bayern legend

[long fox]

So it's just a cramp?

[light sparrow]

Yes

[deft ravine]

Likely

[exotic python]

Yeah nothing serious

[proper wind]

goddamn it pavlenka

[proper wind]

did the commentator say that or?

[dire willow]

Thankfully Pavard will go soon

[long fox]

AYOOO

[exotic python]

No but kane walked off just fine

[long fox]

Muller playin DM?

[tribal light]

I could cry out of happiness

😭

Beautiful first game

Please keep that level

[long fox]

This team's deffo cookin if we get a 6

[tribal light]

The entire season

[exotic python]

I’m satisfyed

[exotic python]

I hope we get luis

[ivory pivot]

Kane got injured?

[exotic python]

No

[light sparrow]

No he's fine

[ivory pivot]

Oh ok

[tribal light]

Is Sanagre deal off?

[deft ravine]

Don’t let Kimmich hear that 😂

[leaden canopy]

Kane fits in with the whole family image Bayern want, 3 kids and a 4th on the way

[long fox]

Kimmich needs to grow his hair back, he's a bit of a bum now that he's bald

[deft ravine]

Fr lmao

[exotic python]

Seems like it

[humble trench]

With that trim he looks like he aged like 5 years in 1

[exotic python]

Kimmich is best as an 8 we need a 6

[proper wind]

ah alr

[leaden canopy]

Kane’s newborn will be eligible to play for Germany

[humble trench]

Project Kanemeister

[long fox]

Btw, that's mad

[light sparrow]

Are u OK honey

[exotic python]

German fans are the best

[dire willow]

Scenes when Kane Jr scores the winning goal to give Germany number 5 in the final against England

[exotic python]

I barely hear my commentstors

[reef prairie]

0-3

congrats bayern

[deft ravine]

Wow

[long fox]

3-0

[leaden canopy]

What you mean hon?

[long fox]

Sane

again

Sane brace

[upper bane]

WE ARE BACK

[exotic python]

SANEEEEE

[upper bane]

SANE IS BACJ

[dire willow]

What do you guys think about how Hattricks work?

[exotic python]

LETS GOOOOOO

[twilit sky]

Muller is so good what football man

[dire willow]

3 in a row instead of just 3

[long fox]

We back baby

[exotic python]

MULLER I LOVE YOU

[humble trench]

Sane brace

[long fox]

WE'RE BACK

[humble trench]

Warra play

[deft ravine]

MULLERRR MY MANNN

[exotic python]

THIS IS GREAT FOR TEAM MORALE

[twilit sky]

Lewandowski

[light sparrow]

Actually, MINE

[humble trench]

Beautiful pass to muller

[fair garden]

The raumdueter lets goo

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-muller-muller-thomas-mueller-bayern-fc-bayern-gif-22720959

Missed this guy

[deft ravine]

Ded

[light sparrow]

Me too

[proper wind]

SANÉ SUIII

we might just have 3 world class wingers

[twilit sky]

Muller looks like a block of cheddar cheese ngl

[humble lotus]

Beautiful play

[tribal light]

WE ARE COOKING. WE'RE BACK

I LOVE YALL

❤️

[long fox]

I'll do very evil things if Muller doesn't start the next game

[proper wind]

i cant remember the last time i enjoyed a bayern game as much as this

[deft ravine]

AYYEEEE

[exotic python]

❤️

[proper wind]

not bc of the result

[deft ravine]

💜💜💜

[light sparrow]

Happiness

[proper wind]

but bc of the beautiful football on display

[exotic python]

🤍❤️

[deft ravine]

Legit

[tribal light]

BRO I'M LOW-KEY JUMPING LMAOOOOOO

😭😭😭

[exotic python]

💀💀

[light sparrow]

Nobody gets it

[dire willow]

Muller is incredible, should be starter every game

[long fox]

4-0

Tel

[ivory pivot]

So u are now a bayern fan? 🤨

[vital jolt]

he had beef with neuer

[long fox]

TEEEELLLL

[leaden canopy]

Because he cheated on his wife and Bayern is a family club

[dire willow]

Oh no

[exotic python]

TELLLLLLLLL

[light sparrow]

Beautiful Beautiful

[exotic python]

WTF

[dire willow]

Please don't start Tel now Tuchel

[exotic python]

I LOVE THIS

[long fox]

MATHYYYYYYSSSSSS

[dire willow]

You saw Leipzig

[light sparrow]

We deserve

[upper bane]

thats 4

[fair garden]

Goall

[reef prairie]

no mercy bayern

[upper bane]

were truly back

we are truly baxk

[long fox]

Ladies and gentlemen

We are back

[light sparrow]

Why is this the most true statement I've seen today

[fair garden]

Daviiess assist

2

[tribal light]

NO WAY

TEL SCORED

[proper wind]

OH MY GOD

ITS TEL

ITS 4

[tribal light]

WTF IS GOING ONNNNNN

LMFAOOOOOOO

[long fox]

Snails

[proper wind]

ITS A BEAUTY

[tribal light]

TELLLLLLLL

[proper wind]

WHAT A FINISH

[fair garden]

Davies or sane motm

[vital jolt]

4-0 is going on

[deft ravine]

Tel made up for the last game

[proper wind]

let us enjoy the moment bro 😭

[long fox]

Who said Bayern were beatable before the game

FT

[light sparrow]

FT 4-0

[tribal light]

WE ARE THEM

[long fox]

4-0 FT, beautiful

[tribal light]

WE ARE COOKING

[light sparrow]

Congratulations guys

[tribal light]

OH MY GOD

[proper wind]

THIS WAS A BEAUTY OF A DISPLAY

[humble lotus]

Truly deserved

[fair garden]

Letts goo 🫡

[proper wind]

fr

[long fox]

Man went from ''We're finished'' to ''We're back'' real quick

[proper wind]

ong

[tribal light]

I'm sorry man 😭

[proper wind]

its 12:30am

[dire willow]

Man this is why Muller should always start

[deft ravine]

A great great start

[proper wind]

i will now go to sleep VERY happy

[dire willow]

Man is the heart and soul

[proper wind]

thats facts bro

[fair garden]

Kane goal + assist in his debut match

[long fox]

It was 1-0 for 70 minutes, what happened lmao

[deft ravine]

I think he still needs awhile bc of the injury?

[tribal light]

I thought we were finished cause of Ulreich playing, but we didn't even need him lmaooo.

[shy lynx]

Very good start

[edgy parcel]

Tel gonna score 15 garbage time goals this year eh?

[shy lynx]

Thomas Muller effect

[long fox]

Y'all, thank me later

[edgy parcel]

Hot take

Alphonso Davies WILL BE our best player this season

[shy lynx]

Perhaps but that was one sexy strike

[fair garden]

Bremen were tired nd we took advantage

[edgy parcel]

This dude looks sooooo good

[long fox]

For once I enjoyed a full Bayern game

This is lovely

[proper wind]

same

[proper wind]

inshallah

[exotic python]

Kane is fitting in just right

[proper wind]

near post, powerful, clean 😍

[edgy parcel]

Literally the perfect Lewandowski replacement

[proper wind]

im so happy rn

[long fox]

All that was missing's a Musi goal

[proper wind]

fr

[upper bane]

imagine muller x kane

[edgy parcel]

Kane might be better, we’ll see

Lewa was special tho

[long fox]

Muller better start the next game

[deft ravine]

He’s only getting better with more time in the team

[edgy parcel]

So

[upper bane]

muller is one of the few people where even a injury wont downgrade his performances

[proper wind]

he was good, only thing i have to say is there were times when passing was the best option but he decided to dribble more and got dispossessed as a result

[deft ravine]

RM be eyeing him

[upper bane]

on for 10 mins and got a assists

[proper wind]

so thats a decision making issue

[light sparrow]

We're coming for him sorry

[exotic python]

Davies seems to love Bayern

[proper wind]

but the skill itself, as a footballer in terms of ability, fantastic

[proper wind]

hear me out ok

[exotic python]

Musiala is keeping him here himself lmao

[deft ravine]

Don’t kill our vibe rn bro 😂

[proper wind]

davies loan to madrid swap deal with tchouameni on a permanent transfer to bayern + davies loan to bayern until they sell him

[exotic python]

Davies will extend soon

[proper wind]

i hope

[exotic python]

Real should get theo

[light sparrow]

Either way y'all are going to have a great season

[exotic python]

Idk 26 something

[light sparrow]

I can feel it in my bones

[proper wind]

hopefully, if we keep playing this way then yeah

[exotic python]

Theo is 25

[proper wind]

injured

[light sparrow]

Um.

[exotic python]

I dont see Davies leaving now when kane is here and all

[proper wind]

• courtois ACL + militao ACL + camavinga not training

💀💀

[exotic python]

We are looking scary

[light sparrow]

Little rough for us this season but we'll get thru

[proper wind]

i wish madrid luck bro

[tribal light]

I could watch this all day long

So happy for him.

[light sparrow]

Fr

[proper wind]

i will go to sleep now

good night

[vestal echo]

kane is a curse

[exotic python]

I downed like 3 pints lmao

[exotic python]

Why are you here

[proper wind]

glad you only arrived once i decided to leave

[deft ravine]

Lollll

[exotic python]

Will lose to Bournemouth

[exotic python]

4-3

[exotic python]

Without a striker

[tribal light]

That's why he's not training

[vestal echo]

why everyone in England hate Liverpool 😭

[tribal light]

To be honest, I respect Liverpool more than Chelsea and Arsenal

[vestal echo]

respect bro

tf😭

[tribal light]

Just saying the truth

You lot dodged a bullet with Caicedo

110£mil for that Mid of a Player

Only Chelsea is dumb enough to pay that

[vestal echo]

we got wataru endo

better than caicedo

[tribal light]

Never watched Endo ball

[exotic python]

[tribal light]

But I feel like everyone is better than Caicedo lmao

Bro is overhyped

Because of his price tag

[vestal echo]

becoz he always wear underwear

[exotic python]

Yeah caicedo is way overpriced

Enzo too

[vestal echo]

chelshit gonna bottle the league fs

[exotic python]

If we get a proper 6 and Neuer is back soon we are prob the best team in the world rn

[tribal light]

I don't see Chelsea reaching top 4 ngl

Maybe top 8

[exotic python]

They are actually looking solid under poch

[tribal light]

1. City
2. Arsenal
3. Newcastle
4. United
5. Liverpool

Etc

I've been recently watching Newcastle

[exotic python]

Boring boring city

[tribal light]

I love how they play

Isak is fire

[exotic python]

Isak is making me proud to be a swede

[astral apex]

chelsea was really good against liverpool though

[tribal light]

Isak is gonna be a Top 5 Striker in the Prem this season

[proper wind]

yeah it was very evenly matched imo

[exotic python]

Wilson is stealing time from him tho

[astral apex]

true, but chelsea was a little bit better imo, but a deserved point for both teams

[tribal light]

True

[astral apex]

absolutely entertaining game

[tribal light]

I mean just comparing what Chelsea spent last Transfer and what Liverpool spent

Liverpool did great

[astral apex]

yeah

[exotic python]

Great game

[long fox]

This was a great watch, I'm off now

[tribal light]

With all respect to Chelsea, they do not know how to handle money

[exotic python]

See ya man

[long fox]

Tuchel, start Muller next game or I'm comin for you

[tribal light]

See you tomorrow bro.

Take care

[astral apex]

koulibaly leaving after 1 season

[long fox]

Cya

[tribal light]

Exactly

[exotic python]

Its insane How good we are with muller on

[tribal light]

4-0 first Game

[exotic python]

Great start

[astral apex]

true, but musiala is a better starter imo

[tribal light]

And we didn't even have a DM or a good Keeper

[exotic python]

Team is confident now

[exotic python]

True man

[astral apex]

he played pretty good and is creative and entertaining

[exotic python]

I loved Musiala This game

[tribal light]

Just imagine if we sign Sanagre

👀

[exotic python]

I think luis is the better player

[astral apex]

I hope we don't

[exotic python]

But sangare is much cheaper

[astral apex]

he isn't at bayerns level imo

[sterile bison]

i dont want to overhype bayern munich as its only bremen but goddamn what a start for bayern

i would be very happy if i was a bayern fan

[exotic python]

Thank you bro i hope you boys recover from all the injuries🤝

[strong saddle]

Did we win

[exotic python]

4-0

[sterile bison]

Cheers mate 🤝

[strong saddle]

Sweet

Did Kane score? I know he assisted

[exotic python]

Assist and goal

[astral apex]

we took way to long to get dangerous and werder bremen was way to dangerous because of personal mistakes in our defence imo

[sterile bison]

something about this team is different.. its giving me 2020 vibes

[strong saddle]

Nice nice

[exotic python]

Same here lmao

We needed a striker really bad

[tribal light]

Just saying

[sterile bison]

get upa out and you will have the best defence in europe

[sterile bison]

nah harry kane is incredible, im so jealous yall got him

1g 1a on his debut

[astral apex]

upa was really good this game, but yeah

[exotic python]

Insane

[tribal light]

W Real Fan, hope your Players will be fit soon. I wanna see a good match in the CL

[sterile bison]

de ligt and kim min jae isnt fair, two beasts in defence with rapid fullbacks

[astral apex]

de ligt is the best defender itw alongside ruben dias imo. he should be a starter for sure

[sterile bison]

bayern fans are cooking today 🔥 cheers bro

[astral apex]

goretzka was really good today

so was kane

coman proved he has no left foot

yeah, but have you seen his crosses today?

but he should be a started nontheless

true

kimmich really shouldn't take corners either

[tribal light]

What a beautiful start into the season

Oh my days

[astral apex]

idk what happened with england in 2016 lmao

my memory isn't that good

[sterile bison]

Alphonso Davies average rating this season is 9.18 🔥

[tribal light]

Alphonso needed a confidence boost

Kane gave him one

[sterile bison]

im sorry to inform you but 2024.. we are coming for him

[astral apex]

he isn't good with the ball. he is insanely fast and good at defending though

[tribal light]

It's 50/50 at this point ngl

[sterile bison]

WHO IS JAMAL LMFAO

oh

musiala

[tribal light]

Musiala

[sterile bison]

im stupid

[astral apex]

doesn't ring a bell, but I'll look it up

[tribal light]

Nah all good G

[sterile bison]

who calls him jamal tho 😭

[astral apex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKtuzZJHdyY

doesn't seem too great

oh haha

[vast monolith]

When's camavinga joining us ?

[astral apex]

as a goalie?

[vast monolith]

As a coach we're sacking tuchel

[astral apex]

ahah makes sense

[vast monolith]

In UCL Camavinga turning prime ozil in first half , prime Ramos in second half and clutchnaldo in added time

[exotic python]

The first of many goals scored by kane for Bayern

[light sparrow]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CwGaq1iICQW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== brothers

fcbayern

Football pictures that go hard:

Likes

17808

Instagram

[exotic python]

The chemistry i love it

[cursive stirrup]

Opinion on peretz

From my expierience with him, hes a good go for bayern

[vast monolith]

Kane scored,Davies masterclass , and sane sealing 3 points for us 😍

Gonna sleep in peace ✌️

Wanted to see Muller's goal but im ok with his assist

[strong saddle]

This is going to be one hell of a season

[modern ruin]

Bayern Munich won against Werder Bremen 4:0 (1:0) in the 1st round of the Bundesliga. The champion of Germany went on a delegation to meet the 13th team of the Bundesliga of the previous season, Werder Bremen. It was the 1st match of this season Bundesliga, in which we saw the first goals, yellow cards, substitutions and... a goal not recognized by VAR. Bayern Munich, after reinforcements, was the clear favorite of this meeting and fulfilled its role by bringing Werder Bremen to the ground. In the final minutes, the hosts presented themselves very badly, lowering the pace, which allowed Bayern Munich to finish off the opponent. After the blamage in the Supercup and seeing the inexpressive Bayern Munich, you can see improvement in this team and return to the right track. We'll see if the team from Bavaria maintains the pace it has imposed on itself since this victory.

The next match of Werder Bremen will be a trip against SC Freiburg as part of the 2nd round of the Bundesliga. FC Bayern Munich will host FC Augsburg. After this match, Bayern Munich is 1st in the table as the leader, and Werder Bremen 18th - last. In the match in the colors of Werder Bremen, Dawid Kownacki made his debut in the league, who appeared on the pitch in the 79th minute, replacing Jens Stage, the left offensive midfielder of Werder Bremen. The performance of Dawid Kownacki was one of the quite average ones. The player of the match was Alphonso Davies, left defender of Bayern Munich. Alphonso Davies played a full match, scored 2 assists on goals and did a great job on the left back.

Match progress:
0:[1] - 4' Leroy Sane ( Harry Kane) (Bayern Munich)
8' Goal disallowed - offside (Niclas Fullkrug) (Werder Bremen)
0:[2] - 74' Harry Kane ( Alphonso Davies) (Bayern Munich)
0:[3] - 90' Leroy Sane ( Thomas Mueller) (Bayern Munich)
0:[4] - 90+4' Mathys Tel ( Alphonso Davies) (Bayern Munich)

[tribal light]

Gotta love Arab Commentators

[tidal hornet]

Where Tel's goal at? Where Sane's reaction to it at?

[tidal hornet]

I want a video of it

[exotic python]

ARE WE LOSING STANISIC?!

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692652822154625368

[tribal light]

I doubt it

[tidal hornet]

All Inter have to do is pay the money Bayern wants for Pavard. Then our season can be saved

[tribal light]

We'll sell Pavard

[exotic python]

Plettigoal saying he’s maybe going to leverkusen

[tribal light]

That's cap

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-movie-scared-horrified-gif-3257036184702814746

[tribal light]

He wouldn't go to another BL Team

[exotic python]

Keeping pavard and selling stanisic

Wtf is this

[tribal light]

Nah

Keep Stani and sell Pavard

Stani is the most consistent RB we got

[exotic python]

Ofc

[tribal light]

He needs more playtime

Definitely

His CL performance was godlike

Bro pocketed Mbappe

[strong saddle]

Pavard wants to leave

[exotic python]

Fr

I’m gonna be pissed if we sell him

[exotic python]

I want him too

[tribal light]

Get him out asap

Even for 30mil

Get him out

I'm losing hope that we're gonna sign someone else anyway this Summer

Idek how much money we have left.

[tidal hornet]

If Kane and Kim are the standards that Bayern are looking for in their new players, I can see why they're struggling to get anyone else. It's hard being this good

[tribal light]

So our Budget was 150mil.

We sold Hernandez for around 50mil but got KMJ for 50mil

Minus 120mil for Kane

Plus 30mil for Mané

Plus another 20mil for Sabitzer

Who else did we sell

[tidal hornet]

Sommer

[tribal light]

Well, potentially Pavard for 30mil

Sommer for 6mil

[tidal hornet]

Possibly Gravenberch too

[tribal light]

Idk about Gravenberch tbh

I don't think he'll leave this Summer

So if we sell Pavard for around 30mil

We'll be left with a whooping 116mil

If I calculated correctly

[tidal hornet]

Haha, let's go buy Rice or someone!

[fair garden]

gravenberch isnt gonna leave

well bayern isnt gonna sell him

[tribal light]

150mil Budget
-50mil for KMJ
+50mil for Hernandez
-120mil for Kane
+30mil for Mané
+20mil for Sabitzer
+6mil for Sommer
+30mil for Pavard (potentially more)
= 116mil left

[tidal hornet]

I can't see Gravenberch being happy at all about this though. How is he supposed to get any playing time with Kimmich, Goretzka, Laimer around and possibly a #6 with them?

[tribal light]

Idk why Tuchel would start Laimer over Gravenberch tbh

[fair garden]

Id see him over goretska overtime

[exotic python]

Why cant They just sign a 6

Ffs

[tribal light]

Because Bayern

We could buy a class GK and a class 6

But nah

We got Ulreich

☠️ 😭

[tidal hornet]

Bayern have standards. They won't buy just any old #6

[fair garden]

frr wbu tht guy frm georgia

the valencia player

[tribal light]

Honestly, I'd rather prefer a new GK than a 6

[tidal hornet]

Well, they keep saying Neuer will be back in just a few weeks

[tribal light]

The real question is

Will he be in form by then

Bayern is relying on Neuer way too much

There's no guarantee he'll be back in world class form

[exotic python]

Mamarda

[fair garden]

Yh him

[strong saddle]

Trouble is clubs

I know inter wants him, and apparently man united do as well

[tidal hornet]

Inter just need to pay what Bayern are asking for, but United need to get rid of Maguire first before trying to pay Bayern

[strong saddle]

Ye

[tribal light]

Can't they just buy Pavard while having Maguire 😭

[pale topaz]

no

[exotic python]

Why tf are people saying kimmich raus

[neon atlas]

yoooo

[vestal glen]

kane off to a amazing start

finna break the record

🐐

[tender cedar]

Great start to the season for us 💪

[gleaming plaza]

4:0 win boys

Lesgoo

We just need to keep the same form

[deft epoch]

Sane form

[gleaming plaza]

Hell yes

[deft epoch]

Well goretzka wasn't that bad with Kimmich

Get Thiago back on loan for some deep playmaking if necessary

No need of another mid then this year

Idk y somehow guy like Thiago who doesn't have physicality or height play well at no.6

[gleaming plaza]

Wait, Mane left

How the hell did I not know about this

Saudi league, being Saudi league I suppose

[proper wind]

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692805918595994068?t=6lUeDlYNkEoyjn_vKT2k6w&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Josip Stanišić will join Bayer Leverkusen on loan without an option to buy [@cfbayern, @altobelli13]

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Twitter · Aug 19, 2023, 7:49 AM

WHAT

where did this come from 💀💀

but then again its BILD sooo

[upper bane]

stanisic going to leverkusej

luckily on loan

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692810080918405274?t=iNbrkPPrs1CQYuNpq2xR3A&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern will play fan club “Die Weinbeisser Kaltern” today at 15:00 CEST in South Tyrol. The game will be streamed live on Bayern's official channels (website, YouTube, Facebook)

Twitter · Aug 19, 2023, 8:05 AM

40-0

pls

[proper wind]

yeah

[upper bane]

Muller 10 goals + 10 assists

[tired prism]

Told ya

Right as always

Lol

[upper bane]

[tired prism]

Muller redemption arc incoming

We should sell that bum pavard instead of stanisic

[upper bane]

Muller is a player where even if he gets a injury he still has world class performances

[upper bane]

we need pavard for bribing teams

pavard to shanghai port exchange for Oscar Here we go

[tired prism]

He defines this club

[tired prism]

Lmao

Oscar>Pavard

[upper bane]

fr

bring oscar to germany

free oscar from chija

[tired prism]

And we shouldn't keep players who are desperate to leave

[upper bane]

yabba dabba doo

oscar even tried leaving shanghai last summer

they kept him hostage

sign alexis sanchez as a backup for kane

he had his best season at marseille since arsenal

19 goals 5 assists last season across all competitions

[twilit sky]

Lewa scored 25 goals in his first season for Bayern Munich across all comps, how many do you guys think Harry Kane will get?

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692818058136408296?t=kmOq9rW-iDrnRWotuQHgxA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern bosses maintain a very good relationship with Xabi Alonso, hence the decision to send Josip Stanišić to Leverkusen as they know he will be in the best of hands with the Spaniard. Stanišić is highly valued internally and is in the club's future plans. The loan will not…

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Twitter · Aug 19, 2023, 8:37 AM

no option to buy

[tribal light]

Still absolutely unnecessary

They wanna lose Pavard for free next season?

[humble trench]

Yes

Tucheliban

[tender cedar]

I think Kane will get 20

[tribal light]

Around 20 and I'll be happy for his first season

[tender cedar]

Yeah I mean if he can score 30 with Tottenham last season he should be able to get to a great start at Bayern

[upper bane]

were against some fanclub in a hour and 30

100-0 incoming

thomas muller 26 goals 58 assists

[exotic python]

Our next game is in 8 days

[upper bane]

theres some friendly going on in an hour lmao

[exotic python]

What fr?

Where can i watch it?

[light sparrow]

If I'm not wrong they'll have it on YouTube

How to watch?
We’ll be streaming the game live and for free on fcbayern.com, in the FC Bayern app and on the club’s official YouTube and Facebook channels.

[humble lotus]

Lol

[upper bane]

15:30 CEST

[tired prism]

At home turf

And after that we’ve Gladbach away ffs

[tribal light]

This time we're gonna whoop Gladbach

[tired prism]

Yup

Kane will cook

[long fox]

It's away, so accept the L from now lmao

[tired prism]

Nah never

We’ll whoop their ass

[tribal light]

Gladbach's only Achievement is beating us

That's what they keep flexing all the time

Congrats on beating us bro, where are your UCL's

Where are your BL Trophies

Why are people on Twitter complaining about Kane being benched in the Charity Game today

Acting like this is a CL final

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692873745197654306 wtf

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗯 𝗪𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗯𝗲𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻

Ulreich -
Sarr, Pavard, de Ligt, Krätzig -
Laimer, Pavlović -
Müller, Gravenberch, Tel -
Choupo-Moting

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Twitter · Aug 19, 2023, 12:18 PM

I thought I was just gonna see academy boys

[upper bane]

muller masterclass

[tribal light]

Bro thought he was gonna watch CL Final against City

[long fox]

I'm only gonna watch this game for Kratzig and Pavlovic

[tribal light]

I'm gonna watch it for Tel

[long fox]

Pavlovic DM szn, I'm here for it

[tribal light]

Any recommendations on where I can rewatch the Bremen Bayern Game

Like Websites or Apps

Anything

[proper wind]

uhhh footballia.net has like every game ever played for any team basically since football started

full game

but i think the games only get released 30 days after they were played

and i mean EVERY game for EVERY team no matter the league

[tribal light]

30 days ☠️