bayern-munich

[long fox]

Did the double on treble winning City lol

[digital flax]

Alright let's see if the Spurs win something this year

top 4 will be a big challenge

[humble trench]

I have faith

[olive cedar]

thats just sickening

disgraceful behavior

Its just apalling how common this stuff is nowadays

however

This doesnt invalidate the fact that he played bad last game

[pale topaz]

what did he do

[olive cedar]

The blame isnt completely on him but his performance was just terrible yesterday

[pale topaz]

I had to go

So i didnt see what happened

what twl do

[olive cedar]

He played really bad the whole game

[pale topaz]

like

[olive cedar]

missed easy goals

skyed most of his shots

[pale topaz]

Being allergic to acore?

[olive cedar]

yes

[pale topaz]

yikes

Dont know why we have to be racist

Because its not that big of a trophy

[olive cedar]

yeah the racism is just not it at all

shouldnt have went that far

[pale topaz]

sad that its common

[tidal hornet]

Nah, he did everything right except scoring. He was in the right positions, worked well with his team, all of that. He was just bad at getting the ball in. For a guy as young as he is, that's pretty ok

[upper bane]

Happy 8-2 day

[humble trench]

Don’t

[nimble nimbus]

https://x.com/royalkimmich/status/1690794752474570756?s=46&t=cCIOGmkTgk74d1aYgvm8zw

[tidal hornet]

Phenomenal numbers

[digital flax]

Reminder

[deft epoch]

Kane,osimhein > other 2

[digital flax]

Thats why fans never make decisions

[deft epoch]

Muani ain't bad btw value wise since he is young

But Bayern doesn't need winger type 9 necessarily

Whoever selected Vlahovic watched his florentina days

And forgot he was in Juve now

[digital flax]

He isnt but what we need

lol

also, looking at the state of our players we really needed a leading personality in the dressing room like Kane

[deft epoch]

Kane isn't a leader but actually what Bayern need exactly

[digital flax]

How not???

England captain

[deft epoch]

Not a vocal leader

[digital flax]

Doesnt have to be one

[deft epoch]

More of a leader on pitch

[digital flax]

[deft epoch]

That's what is good

[digital flax]

you can have calm convrsations and still be a leader

The point is to help other players and not shout around to prove he is a leader

Lmao

this is a misconception

Neuer was not very vocal, and still led us to win great things

[humble trench]

Kane should be captain

[humble trench]

No

Bro doesn't even know German

[tidal hornet]

De Ligt should be captain

[humble trench]

kimmich

[humble trench]

Kimmich loan

He speaks it well

[humble trench]

Bro can hardly speak his own language

[tribal light]

If you can't beat them, buy them

But we're already full of Midfielders

[thorny hare]

that would reheat the entire "buying out the league"

arguments

of bayern ruining the league

[long fox]

We goin for Ortega now

[thorny hare]

ill be there

[pale topaz]

Exactly what i was tonna say

[humble trench]

Welcome to Barca

[rotund vale]

argument? you mean truth?

[deft epoch]

Y would Bayern need olmo anyways

Attacking mid is least of Bayern worries

[serene linden]

bayern is simply getting rid of competition

hes gon be a bench warmer but atleast they wont have to deal with him again

[tidal hornet]

You're not all falling for the parody account again, are you?

[serene linden]

ik its a troll acc

lmao

[blissful dawn]

😦

Harry Kane

[tribal light]

Man Stop the Bs

I had enough of people saying "Bayern is buying the whole Bundesliga"

We are 5th place with most Bundesliga Transfers

Dortmund is first

But ofc nobody mentions Dortmund, cause we are the ones winning the league over and over again

It's all "our fault"

Don't gotta believe everything the Media says like a Dumbo

The best Bundesliga Transfer we made was Lewandowski and that sh*t was around 10 years ago

[humble trench]

^

[humble trench]

We winning TREBLE

Let's go

[proper wind]

common zak W

[tribal light]

People always trynna get some dirt on us just because we're successful without any Oil Money or American Owners

*American Owners who seem to buy players according to their Fifa Stats

[proper wind]

fr

suffering from success

[tribal light]

Caicedo for 110£mil

Idk why Bayern joined for this Mid of a Player

Bro's not even worth 80mil

And Chelsea is paying 110£mil

Market is finished

[proper wind]

nah you know its bad when a chelsea fan, and on top of that JANTY of all people, doesnt hype up such an overpriced mid transfer

💀

[tribal light]

Janty is one of the biggest hypocrites on Twitter

I've ever seen

[tribal light]

@proper wind He made that post back then when everyone thought Caicedo was about to join Liverpool

After it was said that Caicedo decided to join Chelsea, Janty was hyping him up again

Janty is a hypocrite

[slim mason]

If Janty keeps his mouth shuts forever then maybe I'll like him a bit

[deft epoch]

Maybe unpopular opinion

But if no development occurs in transfer window

Why not try Pavard as pseudo dmf

Or as central cb in 3223

[tribal light]

He'll leave for free next season that's why. We're trying to sell him

Even if it would work out, we'd have him for just 1 season before he leaves

And then have to look for a DM again

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689659065860079616
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689642894809038849

Bayern & Germany on Twitter

There was a call from Bayern to be informed about Moisés Caicedo's situation. But the feeling of all clubs is that Chelsea remain ahead in the race. Brighton's intention is to sell to the highest bidder [@FabrizioRomano]

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 3:24 PM

Bayern & Germany on Twitter

Bayern don't have funds for Moisés Caicedo and haven't made contact with Brighton.

Harry Kane is the main focus

[@NizaarKinsella]

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 2:20 PM

Only English media said Bayern "joined the race" but other sources say Bayern were just having a look, nothing more

[hard obsidian]

Why y’all after him if you have Kimmich

[tidal hornet]

Bayern were never going to spend another €100m in this transfer window alongside Kane

[proper wind]

oh

[proper wind]

there aint no way 💀💀

[proper wind]

i dont think bayern were after him, just made an enquiry to know what his situation was

[tidal hornet]

Only English media are saying more than just an enquiry because of course English media would hype up a player in their own league

But they're lying. Same as all their reports on Kane staying at Tottenham

[proper wind]

yep

pletti clutched fr

[proper wind]

what do we think of this vs bremen?

[exotic python]

go for sangare instead ffs

[exotic python]

Gnabry has been looking rly good i would play him over sane rn

that team with a proper 6 and gk is class

[proper wind]

yep tbf sané has also showed some slight signs of improvement but still not as good as gnabry/coman yet imo

so gnabry coman for me

i would start müller but he's just coming back from the hip injury so I'd sub him on during the 2nd half instead

really hope pavard leaves this summer and doesnt start vs werder bremen

[proper wind]

its old fake news dw

[tribal light]

Finally

Tho ngl

I prefer Stanisic over Mazraoui

He's so f*cking underrated

Anything besides that it looks perfectly

KMJ and De Ligt

💯

[exotic python]

yeah fr its nice to see some rotation

[exotic python]

honestly man maz looked like prime dani alves against leipzig when he came on

[proper wind]

stanisic oozes class bro he's so underrated

but since he only just came back from an injury i think + maz deserves a start I'll start him

maybe sub on pavard for a CB in the last 10-15m or sum idfk but absolutely DONT start him

i think his comment under the insta united post will help tuchel come to his senses

[humble trench]

what did bro say

what world are we living in where people prefer kimmich goretzka pivot

[tribal light]

As long as we get rid of Pavard I'm happy

Sell him for around 30-40mil and we're good

[exotic python]

Seeing How the Maguire deal to west ham is collapsing United could pull out

[opal wing]

I have a friend that met some Bayern players and took pictures. Gnabry was chill, Stanisic was really friendly, and Pavard was not so nice.

[deft epoch]

Almost every big club would like CBs

[deft epoch]

2020

[spice terrace]

I hope we don’t

Maguire is a piece of sh¡t

[digital flax]

[tidal hornet]

Bigger than Yanited

[proper wind]

pavard tryna force himself out every chance he gets 💀

[pale topaz]

so are we keeping ulreich?

As first keeper

[humble trench]

No

Hope not

[deft ravine]

Please no. We need a new and better GK asap

I’m sad the Bono deal has fallen through

[humble trench]

Not worth 20M though

[tribal light]

Bayern needs to stop being greedy when it comes to GK's

Ulreich is not the Solution

[pale topaz]

De gea is free at the moment

[deft ravine]

Ahh yes

Hopefully we have some good news soon

[exotic python]

Id take him over ulreich

[deft ravine]

For sure

[pale topaz]

Same

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1691548624969179136 how reliable

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are discussing personal terms with Ibrahim Sangaré. A proposal will be submitted in the next few days. Bayern want to reach an agreement with the player before triggering the release clause of €37m. PSG are also interested [@Santi_J_FM]

Likes

471

Twitter · Aug 15, 2023, 8:33 PM

[exotic python]

this is just beautiful

[long fox]

Not gettin hyped until a more reliable sources says it

[pale topaz]

Is he good

I dont watch eredesive

[neon atlas]

www

we might just becooking

[exotic python]

now bring de gea here or something

just someone whos better than ulreich

[long fox]

De Gea 💀

[pale topaz]

I mean hes better

[long fox]

A cripple would be better than De Gea on his feet

[humble trench]

no

why else would he only have 37M RC that none activated yet

[thorny hare]

his wages aint

i just want ortega

[pale topaz]

oh yeah i forgot about him

[fair garden]

hes good i like him at psv but we need a gk

[neon atlas]

istg we will go for trapp

[deft epoch]

Szczęsny could also come

[pale topaz]

Juve never gonna let him gone

[deft epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/never-gonna-let-you-down-gif-25887491

[proper wind]

did u guys not see what pletti replied

santi is reliable but pletti did come out on top in the kane saga despita like 2033839274 other sources saying other news

[deft epoch]

There r many DMs

[tribal light]

Welcome to another Episode of Bayern is taking way too fcking long for Transfers

[deft ravine]

Why is this taking so long

[exotic python]

we are snoozing

[long fox]

We might actually be gettin De Gea, lord save us all

[thorny hare]

If we don’t have a 6 and get ddg

We are done for

His Man U mistakes gonna look like a tier play compared to what he is gonna do at Bayern

[tribal light]

When does Ter Stegens Contract run out 😭

I don't want De Gea

[exotic python]

He should come to his owner

[fair garden]

🗿 i swear if we start wit ulreich bruh

[tribal light]

The Leipzig Game is still triggering me up to this day

Leipzig sold their Key players to the Prem and still beat us

Like wth

[fair garden]

js gotta move on nd hope the board gives us a life line

bc everywhere else were stable for the most part

[exotic python]

Just look forward bro

[tribal light]

I'm trying man

I'm trying

[tribal light]

Yeah true

[tired prism]

I don’t want finished de gea

He can go to Saudi

Idfc

[long fox]

Lukaku?

[deft ravine]

De Gea should have gone to Saudi, not Bono

Sigh

[twin sorrel]

Cant wait to see bayern buy de gea on a free

[exotic python]

Buy on a free?😂

[tidal hornet]

You sure you're not just going to get a backup to Ulreich?

[exotic python]

https://x.com/footbalinsidr/status/1691874728070263075?s=46

TheInsider (@FootbalInsidr)

The name I have for the 6 position I personally think is exciting. You guys may not. It's just personal preference. Whether the player signs or not is a different question but I know Bayern are working on it.

Before anyone asks: I won't say who it is or even give a clue yet.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2023, 6:09 PM

I hope this is somewhat real

[tidal hornet]

Sounds fake. He just wants to pretend he knew about it all along when Bayern make a move for a #6 later

[exotic python]

Yeah true lmao

Read the whole thread tho if u feel like u want to

[tidal hornet]

If Bayern are going for a cheaper goalkeeper to be behind Ulreich now, that would mean having more money to spend on a good #6. If he thought the same, it'd be fair to think that the #6 will be a good one

[twin sorrel]

such as

[exotic python]

According to him Bayern are keeping everything quiet to get the player for cheaper

[tidal hornet]

No idea, but neither does that FootballInsidr guy

[tired prism]

Is this guy trolling?

[long fox]

announce a DM

[tired prism]

Probably not

[tribal light]

We are finished

Done

It's Game Over

😭

They are looking for someone worse than Ulreich instead

Oh my days

[atomic comet]

that's what we all think

but watch, Bayern will still be Bayern and we're gonna win the league somehow

[strong saddle]

Someone else will win it

[atomic comet]

yea my thinking is that too, but it wouldn't surprise me if something happens and bayern still wins anyway

until that happens, which seems unlikely, someone else wins the league. It better not be Leipzig though

[pale topaz]

We are done

[atomic comet]

we may be done but Liverpool might be worse after finding out they placed a bid for Wataru Endo lol

[pale topaz]

true

anyway about liverpool

What happened to with caicedo

Didnt they like buy them

but like he wanted at chelsea?

[atomic comet]

they did, but Caicedo's preference was Chelsea, so now Caicedo is there

it's similar to Lavia too i think

[pale topaz]

a

[atomic comet]

it's such a transfer mess happening at Liverpool

the only reason i can think of why they want Endo is purely because Jorg Schmadtke being the director of football right now

[deft ravine]

Noooo this cannot be real 😭

Watching Bono do so well against MC rn. We really missed out

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-gun-suicide-gif-13872495

[exotic python]

He’s been right about many stuff This window

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1691905421131276706

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Ibrahim Sangaré, Wilfred Ndidi and Aurélien Tchouaméni are mentioned as potential candidates in Bayern's search for a #6. A 'surprise' in the position during the last two weeks of the window is a possibility [@georg_holzner, @kicker]

Twitter · Aug 16, 2023, 8:11 PM

[tribal light]

Idk why people keep bringing up Tchouameni

We just blocked over 100mil on Kane

Real won't sell Tchouameni for under 100mil

[long fox]

Florentino Luis was also mentioned

[exotic python]

A Frankfurt insider has also said the claims are real

[dire willow]

Out of all these, Ndidi sounds the most realistic and best for our current budget

We ain't get Tcho

I think regardless we'd be better off getting a proper GK but ig the Bayern bosses are incompetent

[tribal light]

Brother

We are looking for a Ulreich Backup

We just signed a Top 3 Striker in the world

And now we're looking for someone worse than Ulreich

We are finished

Kane won't help

[long fox]

I'm fine with Ulreich in the BuLi or cup games, can't trust him in big UCL games tho lol

[tribal light]

Not even Sommer was proper CL Level

Now they're trynna tell me we got Ulreich

😭

[long fox]

Still have no clue why we sold Sommer

[tribal light]

Only God knows

[tidal hornet]

Sommer activated his own clause to get out and join Inter

[tribal light]

I only partly understand his decision

On the one side, he deserves to be a #1 Keeper at some Club

On the other side, he still would've been number 1 till Winter atleast cause I don't see Neuer coming back anytime soon

[deft ravine]

Yeah I wasn’t expecting Sommer to leave so soon

[deft ravine]

You right bro

Kane effect neutralised if we’r stuck with Ulreich

[tribal light]

I don't really believe in a Kane Effect

I guarantee you 100% we would've lost against Leipzig with or without him

Our team was a whole fcking embarrassment

[deft ravine]

Lol it was

Guess I’m just being too hopeful about Kane

[tribal light]

Kane is the one I actually feel bad for, bro could've won his first trophy and our team bottled it

[deft ravine]

He’s so optimistic 😭

[tribal light]

The reason Kane never won sh*t at Tottenham was cause other than him and Son nobody did anything

Richarlison lmao

We have to get our sh*t together

We'll have to accept that Ulreich will be our GK from now on

Even tho I wanted to kms after I heard that. We don't got another option

[strong saddle]

The destruction begins

[humble trench]

bruh?

tell me you don't watch spurs without telling me you don't

[tribal light]

Watching the 4-3 for Liverpool proved it

Otherwise, you explain to me why they never won anything except the Audi Cup in the last Decade, besides having the best PL Striker.

[humble trench]

Harry Kane curse

It's not easy winning in the prem

They came close a few times

Last szn was just Conte terrorism

He didn't care about the club and players didn't care either, not to mention the quality in defense and midfield was missing, add it on top with bad tactics

It's way different now under Ange, looks like a revitalized team

[tribal light]

Kane Curse?

☠️

I don't believe that

Maybe Conte's bad managing, I agree with that

But even the years before conte

[light sparrow]

No way we are selling him for any amount

[deft epoch]

Ndidi was good

Once upon a time

Now he would prolly be worth 20-30mln

Max

[thin thorn]

Still remember the 2018 Champions League run that ended against Real Madrid, and I'm getting flashbacks

[deft epoch]

Uhlerich

☕

Ngl he was really good overperformed till that tie

Madrid have good relations with Bayern so if they had say Casemiro which started ahead of Tchoumani Bayern could get him

But now since Casemiro isn't there means I don't think Real r selling a starter from 11

That rumor doesn't even make sense tbf...Tchoumani wouldn't want to leave and Madrid would like him to continue

It's just that Madrid have too many midfielders that any one midfielder leaving is news

[vast monolith]

Mia san Mia

[proper wind]

fr

[humble trench]

Lol

Loan us sane

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/homeofgifs-eurosport-mbappe-neymar-rires-gif-15774750

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692127997547954456 That's depression

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern bosses have decided that Sven Ulreich will be #1 until Manuel Neuer's return [@Plettigoal]

Likes

1041

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 10:55 AM

[light sparrow]

Oh

Not good

[deft epoch]

Well good luck

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/wenger-arsene-wenger-arteta-mikel-arteta-mix-mash-gif-25492617

[opal wing]

Yeah and who’s #2?

[tidal hornet]

Aiming for that Israeli guy

[twin sorrel]

Laugh now but they'll sign sane on loan

Don't worry, camavinga will become bayerns goalkeeper while neuer heals

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692156318361026920

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tuchel on the goalkeeping situation: "We have positive news: Manu's latest operation had a very positive effect. The time off before returning to team training has been significantly reduced. I've seen him train for the last two days. What I saw was very impressive. We expect him…

Likes

554

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 12:47 PM

"next few weeks"

[twin sorrel]

Ultimate fifa stat padded player career mode player

[vast monolith]

Free tuchel

[light sparrow]

Excusee you

[twin sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-umm-what-what-gif-14694719

[humble trench]

Hey Bayern fans

[tender cedar]

Hello

[vast monolith]

Barcelona will pay for this

[worthy schooner]

when is neuer gonna start playing?

[vast monolith]

2025

April 24th

[light sparrow]

I was just looking up on this but I don't think anything has been shared

[worthy schooner]

i looked on bayern social media and i saw neuer started training

[light sparrow]

Yes

[worthy schooner]

dam

[vast monolith]

I'll smash them if they didn't played Muller next game

[worthy schooner]

what injury did he get?

[vast monolith]

Hip

[tender cedar]

Ski accident

Think he broke something

[worthy schooner]

dang

[vast monolith]

We would have won super cup if he's available

[tired prism]

Same

Muller can't be benched under any circumstances

[proper wind]

thoughts?

i remember once upon a time tuchel played a 4141 and it worked MUCH better than the 4231 and I've seen reports that he wants to play it more but he hasnt yet idk why

[tired prism]

We cooking just need neuer back

[proper wind]

either on the left or sub on for muller

or if tuchel DOES play a 4141 tomorrow

which i doubt he will

start both muller and musiala

musiala LAM muller RAM

gnabry and coman on the wings

or sané if you want

[tired prism]

And bench whom?

[vast monolith]

Winning UCL (but who TF is gravenbench ) where's musiala

[proper wind]

fym who tf is gravenberch

😭😭

[tired prism]

Gravenberch needs to upgrade his mentality

[vast monolith]

Need musiala more than him

[tired prism]

Stop being a crybaby

[proper wind]

and as i said musiala on the left or sub on for muller

in the 2nd half

but muller should start 100%

[vast monolith]

Should have played 4-4-2

[proper wind]

💀

hell no

i remember nagelsmann did it at the start of last season and it was decent but now we dont have the players for a 442

[tired prism]

Undisputed starter

[proper wind]

facts

bruce who do you support

whats ur club

[tired prism]

Only if muller started against city

Tuchel was so stupid to bench him

[proper wind]

both games he was benched right

or did he start the 2nd

[proper wind]

oh i just noticed the muller pfp

[tired prism]

Idr but the tie was pretty much settled in the first

[proper wind]

yep

[vast monolith]

Even though 4-3-3 is best
Kane - gnabry - Coman
Kimmich - Muller - musiala
Davies - de ligt - min jae - mazraoui

[tired prism]

He could've brought on muller at ht

[proper wind]

433 would also be good imo

[tired prism]

But he did it in the 80th minute

[proper wind]

nah im p sure he meant gnabry lw kane cf

[proper wind]

yep

[surreal snow]

man im so down bad for a #6 bomba

[proper wind]

wieffer here we go when (ive never seen him play)

[vast monolith]

We can add goretzka

[proper wind]

no

[surreal snow]

I have no idea who its gonna be

[proper wind]

if the system changes and he fits in it again then sure

but for now no

cause we dont have a proper 6

once we do get a 6 i believe a 433 would work better than a 4231

[tired prism]

So what are we doing for the rest of the window?

[proper wind]

specifically the 4123 variation

[proper wind]

getting rejected by keepers

[vast monolith]

Or just buy camavinga to play everyrole for 18 mins each 😂

[proper wind]

[surreal snow]

a class #6 and backup for our backup goalkeeper 💀

[proper wind]

i think we get a 6 this window at the end

[tired prism]

🤡

[surreal snow]

??

[proper wind]

and a proper keeper in the winter if neuer doesn't perform

[tired prism]

Backup for ulreich as if he's one of the best goalkeepers in the world 💀

[proper wind]

backup for backup is a clown move by the board

he not calling u a clown dw

[surreal snow]

check twitter youre in for a surprise

[tired prism]

Exactly

[surreal snow]

oh

[tired prism]

Ik what they're doing

[proper wind]

i swear tho this board is tryna replace the wrong players

[surreal snow]

neuer is gonna be back soon

[tired prism]

Hopefully

[proper wind]

u shouldnt be replacing sommer or ulreich u should be replacing neuer cause he about to expire

[tired prism]

Only if neuer didn't go skiing

[surreal snow]

But hes honestly damaging the club

[proper wind]

not saying get a new 1 immediately but someone young who has proven himself and will step up in 2-3 years

[proper wind]

yeah

[tired prism]

Neuer?

[surreal snow]

Neuer should retire after 2024

[surreal snow]

yea

they hate him

[tired prism]

Absolutely I don't think he'll be the same when he's back

[proper wind]

yeah cause the board wanna protect him and his feelings and all, so thats why they're not tryna replace him

[tired prism]

He won't go and the fans won't accept him either

[proper wind]

why? cause he joined bayern?

[tired prism]

Yes

[proper wind]

damn

[surreal snow]

No when he was at Schalke he said he'd never go to bayern or something along the lines of that

[tired prism]

Even bayern fans at first were against neuer

[proper wind]

ohhh

well stuff happens

[surreal snow]

I just hope he doesnt go to saudi arabia

[proper wind]

anyways how good are wieffer and florentino luis really?

[proper wind]

same

[tired prism]

Like aguero said he won't leave city before winning the ucl

[tired prism]

Germans don't go there

[proper wind]

good

[surreal snow]

Florentino Luis is a perfect fit for Kimmich

did well with enzo

[proper wind]

have u seen him play

[surreal snow]

but after all its "only" the portugese league

[proper wind]

cause I'll prolly watch a tactical analysis vid on him soon

[surreal snow]

some matches

[proper wind]

better than ligue 1

[surreal snow]

I know

I hope we're going for him

[tired prism]

Dumbass league

[surreal snow]

Honestly have no idea about wieffer

[proper wind]

its a p good league but ur either top 4 or ur dogsheet there is no in between in portugal

yeah same

[surreal snow]

but he isnt on that level

of Luis

[tired prism]

I can't believe we're actually signing a backup for bloody ulreich

[proper wind]

yeah it wasn't one of their best seasons

[surreal snow]

apparently benfica only want €30m

[proper wind]

WHAT

for luis????

[surreal snow]

Yea

its too good to be true though

[proper wind]

TAKE MY CASH BRO

yeah

i still cant believe kane is a bayern player

i see him in training in bayern kits and in interviews and i see the number 9

but my mind still takes a couple seconds to realize that the saga is over

that i dont have to worry about the next kane update cause he's joined yk

it feels surreal even now

[surreal snow]

Man this Kane saga was too much

whenever i get a iMiaSanMia notification i expect something generational

[proper wind]

same

[surreal snow]

and then its pics from training

[proper wind]

but the only thing generational is the disappointment i get

[proper wind]

ong 😭

[vast monolith]

Idk why we sacked nagelsmann in first place 🫠

And bring tuchel who nearly took us through 2nd spot

[proper wind]

same

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692236971584700870?t=d3SASARlYSPZq3lX5FM_GQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Inter have submitted a bid of over €25m for Benjamin Pavard today, not enough for Bayern who want at least €35-40m. Inter are unwilling to improve their offer [@altobelli13]

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 6:08 PM

WHY ARE INTER ACTING BROKE

AND WHY DON'T BAYERN WANT TO SELL

[tribal light]

We got Mazraoui and Stanisic

Why are we clinging to Pavard so much

Even tho, 25mil for Pavard is a Joke

[proper wind]

yeah 30 minimum

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692238478543642906?t=5UzexGIVAZXpK6R8ziNjAg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Pavard has told Jan-Christian Dreesen in a personal conversation yesterday that he wants to leave the club [@altobelli13]

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 6:14 PM

"i wanna leave"
"nah."

[long fox]

Inter lowballin lmao

[tribal light]

Why is Inter Acting Broke

They just sold Onana to Utd

But are paying 6mil in installments to us

For Sommer

[strong saddle]

Let him leave

[fair garden]

Like always im not surprised

[humble trench]

if Maguire goes for 30m pound

pavard should be 50m

[exotic python]

What’s going on

Is peretz going to be our keeper for the time being?

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692271003303338244

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern have a verbal agreement with Daniel Peretz on a 4-year contract. Deal is in the final stages. Bayern's official offer was €2m guaranteed plus add-ons [@Plettigoal]

Likes

252

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 8:23 PM

Seems so

Well, Ulreich as our #1, Peretz behind him

[exotic python]

Oh

[long fox]

Is Peretz any good? Never heard of him lel

[pale topaz]

I think hes decent

hes like 6’1 or something

i think

[long fox]

Hope Tucheliban gives him a chance every now and then

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692274118920396888

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Benjamin Pavard is no longer unsaleable, but has a high price tag. Bayern want more than €40m plus add-ons and are considering the possibility of losing him for nothing next summer if no suitable offer comes in [@Plettigoal]

Likes

308

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 8:36 PM

[surreal snow]

Low risk high reward

[exotic python]

Neither have i lmao

Could be one for the future

[long fox]

Get a 6 now

[exotic python]

I wish we got sangare

I hope that guy on twitter saying Bayern are having their eyes on a good 6 is telling the truth

[humble trench]

worst out of all

[humble trench]

I HOPE NOT

[humble trench]

Flo flo flo

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/fingers-crossed-i-hope-so-please-please-gif-19730905

He’s a nice pivot

[humble trench]

Luis 10x the player

Why should we settle for less

Like with new GK

[exotic python]

I like him too

Knowing Benfica and Rui tho they’ll ask for a crazy price

[humble trench]

50-65M we should pay

If we act cheap then should've gone for Dusan as well

Maybe even Fullkrug

[opal wing]

Opinions on Daniel Peretz?

[fair garden]

Some isreali gk hopin for the best apt

atp

gotta be better then ulreich for sure

[pale topaz]

wait

Hes backuo right?

[fair garden]

maybe if man city cough up ortega

[tender cedar]

Wish we could get ortega but pep wants to keep him

[deft epoch]

He is backup for Uhlreich

That says enough

[deft epoch]

He is backup for uhlerich not neuer

The geniuses at Bayern should know that they got Nubel so why not use him

Instead of sending him on loans and buying backup for uhlreich

If nubel disagrees,Bayern could sell him then

Getting kane though was a massive W

[proper wind]

and every other transfer before kane was also a W

talking about this window ofc

[deft epoch]

Bayern should sell Pavard,get some decent dmf, get a better gk

And call it a day

Stansic and maza can do well at rb

Pavard would go on a free if not cashed upon

[thorny hare]

They won’t get a new gk

They want neuer to play again

[deft epoch]

Still Uhlreich even as no.2 isn't that good

[proper wind]

not a neuer replacement

but an ulreich backup

so there is a gk but not to replace neuer immediately

[deft epoch]

You better hope neuer to play every game in every match

After he comes back

Instead of that Israel gk who would be no.3....Bayern could easily have gotten a good gk

[humble trench]

💀

[proper wind]

loan him for one game then return him after today's match to weaken the opponent 🔥

[tribal light]

If we lose today

My hope for this season is gone

😭

[exotic python]

Are liverpool seriously thinking they can get gravenberch for 30m?

[tribal light]

It's Liverpool

More like 0 Pull

[tidal hornet]

No, they think they can do it for €23m

[exotic python]

What are they smoking

[tidal hornet]

No idea

[exotic python]

Fr😂

Goretzka is who we should sell not Gravenberch ffs

[tribal light]

Sell Pavard and Goretzka

Definitely

Keep Upamecano but don't start him over KMJ

Play Kimmich as a DM

Musiala and Muller as CM

Wingers Coman and Gnabry

CB: KMJ and De Ligt

[deft epoch]

Keep goretzka

[tribal light]

LB Davies and RB either Stanisic or Mazraoui, I personally prefer Stanisic

[deft epoch]

He can bully someone if Bayern don't get a DM

Musiala muller and Kimmich is like disaster waiting to happen in midfield

Who will defend well?

[tribal light]

Kimmich should stay DM

[deft epoch]

2cams and a free Roaming no.6

[tribal light]

Keep Kimmich DM, Musiala and Muller upfront

[deft epoch]

Nah

[tribal light]

If Tuchel starts Upamecano today, imma lose my sh*t

[deft epoch]

Carlsberg

INTEResting

[tribal light]

How did you not know that Sommer went to Inter

[deft epoch]

Bayern better start that Israel kid

I mean One more season of uhlreich starting is aahs

Atleast develop someone

If no new gk comes

What did I write

[long fox]

Overreacting much? lol

[tribal light]

Nah, not overreacting

[deft epoch]

If your hope is UCL....it's already gone if Bayern don't buy a 6

[tribal light]

If we lose against such a Mid Team with our Current Squad

[deft epoch]

[tribal light]

Then idk

[deft epoch]

Olmo cooked this team

[tribal light]

Not really, if they would play Kimmich in his actual position

[deft epoch]

Which is not 6

[tribal light]

He's a defensive midfielder

But keeps being played offensively

For fck knows reason

[deft epoch]

[long fox]

There's a bit of a mentality issue goin on

[tribal light]

Yeah but we've been through that the 2nd half of the last season

Still lasting till now

[deft epoch]

Kimmich needs someone to cover up for him

[long fox]

But yea, we need a 6

[deft epoch]

He is winning Bundesliga

[deft epoch]

Naglesmann shouldn't be sacked for on field performances I still say that

Your idolo would be angry then

Neuer preferred the goalkeeping coach

[long fox]

Let's not start this again lol

[deft epoch]

Bruh

[tribal light]

Idk why Bayern thought it was a good idea sacking Nagelsmann 1 Week before the City UCL Game

[long fox]

Muted

[deft epoch]

I hope Real gets naglesmann and wins domestic doubles

After Carlo leaves

[tribal light]

Real ain't winning sh*t bro

Courtois acl

Militiao Acl

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692480273412133188

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern have decided not to sign a new holding midfielder this summer [@cfbayern]

Twitter · Aug 18, 2023, 10:15 AM

[tribal light]

Potentially more injuries coming

[deft epoch]

Joselu as cf

[tribal light]

GG we're finished

[deft epoch]

Warra squad planning

[long fox]

Oh damm

[deft epoch]

Goodbye UCL

Mancity winning treble again

Adios

[tribal light]

Nah, Man City is struggling

Without KDB

Barely won against Sevilla

Penalties

[deft epoch]

He will come back and still they won UEFA cup

[tribal light]

KDB won't be back for months lol

Bro is considering going through surgery

[tidal hornet]

Which means he'll be back for the important matches in UCL

[deft epoch]

City would qualify anyways

[tribal light]

We'll see

But yeah, City lost Gundogan

Who literally was cooking last season

City lost KDB for a while

Potentially gonna lose Laporte to saudi

[deft epoch]

Still city best squad by a country mile

[long fox]

Hold on, it's Falk lmfao

[deft epoch]

Luis incoming

[long fox]

Don't panic yet lel

[deft epoch]

Incoming statement.....Goretzka is tall,fast and like a new signing

[tribal light]

Glad we didn't sign Rice

Bro gotta be one of the most overrated overhyped Transfers this season

[deft epoch]

He is good like it or not

[tribal light]

105mil£

[deft epoch]

It's just that EPL players r overpriced

[tribal light]

Didn't say he's bad, but he's not worth his Price Tag

At all

[deft epoch]

Caicedo price is even higher

[tribal light]

Chelsea is a joke lmao

Caicedo ain't even worth 80mil

[deft epoch]

And Chelsea went on to sign Lavia as well

Chelsea gonna park an aeroplane

Or bench the DMs

[tribal light]

Don't see Chelsea playing internationally next season either ngl

Spending money with no thoughts behind Transfers

[deft epoch]

It would be fun if Chelsea don't make top 4

Bayern should then get caicedo for 40 mln

When FFP hovers

[tribal light]

Look at what they did to Mudryk

Look at what happened to Felix

Both their Market values dropped by around 50% since they joined Chelsea

[deft epoch]

Havertz gonna do well at arsenal

[tribal light]

Eh, we'll see what the season brings

[deft epoch]

Since he left Chelsea

[tribal light]

Honestly, I see Newcastle winning the Prem before Arsenal

Ngl

Isak is cooking

Their squad is looking clean

[deft epoch]

Newcastle made good signings as well

But city is too strong

[tribal light]

City is gonna be weaker than last season

Now that they lost Gundogan

And KDB for a while

[tidal hornet]

Yeah, City will still win the EPL again this season, don't kid yourself

[tribal light]

Didn't say they won't win, I'm talking about CL

[deft epoch]

Well Who is fav for CL then?

NoMidfieldpool

[tribal light]

Bayern, Barca and City

[deft epoch]

Uhlreich FC

[tidal hornet]

Barca

[tribal light]

I don't like Barca

But they're looking good

I gotta admit that

[deft epoch]

Barca don't even have dembouz now

Attack is full on lewa

[tribal light]

Dembele finna arrive injured at the French Airport

[deft epoch]

La liga barca is different from UCL barca

[tribal light]

Broke his leg while walking down the stairs

We'll see

I feel like many Top Teams have fallen the last seasons

Bayern

Liverpool

Chelsea

Barca

Real

All struggling with Problems

Bayern struggling with winning mentality

Liverpool struggling with pulling Players

Chelsea struggling with knowing how to spend money

Barca is struggling financially

And Real is struggling with injuries

[proper wind]

and with transfers

football fell off tho i swear

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1692449136216289395?t=amQLwidyAYzciWE8MPtDxg&s=19

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 Camavinga is NOT training.

Likes

2469

Twitter · Aug 18, 2023, 8:11 AM

[tribal light]

LFMAO

[tribal light]

Yeah

[proper wind]

no way 💀💀

[humble trench]

ACL szn

We're safe for now since Guerreiro took the hit for us

[humble trench]

And it wasn't even an ACL

[tribal light]

Kane gotta score today

[humble trench]

Tbf couldn't care about Bundesliga until transfer window is over

I mean there's no hype when you win 11 in a row

Also cfbayern is a fraud so what he really meant is we're getting a CDM

[tribal light]

I mean what do they want then

Be 2nd on Purpose?

[deft epoch]

This season even domestic double would be a success ngl

With way team is playing

[humble trench]

Nothing really

Just no hype, UCL is bigger hype since we don't win that all the time

Even then it's fun when you have competition with friends that support other big clubs and you face each other

[humble trench]

😔

[proper wind]

unfortunately yes

[light sparrow]

Who? What happened

[tribal light]

Ulreich Backup happened

What's the point of having a Striker that scores over 30 Goals when we have a GK who'll concede over 30 Goals

What are Bayern doing blud

[tidal hornet]

It makes matches more exciting!

[tribal light]

[tidal hornet]

We got all the PR and the English media watching Kane now, so we just need to make the other Bundesliga teams look good for the sake of the league!

[tribal light]

Fck English Media

Jumping on Bayern like they got no other jobs

[light sparrow]

I'm lost, where did ya'll see this? I don't see anything online

[tribal light]

Twitter

[light sparrow]

Oh ok I'm not on twitter

[tribal light]

Just as an example

Bro is waffling

So much

All they think of of Bayern is winning the Bundesliga

They don't care abt CL

Cause it's Bayern

Michael Owen should be one of the last people to talk about winning Trophies

[light sparrow]

I think kane def made a great choice

[tribal light]

Blud has not won a single CL

[exotic python]

What is he yapping about?

Man said real was ok but not Bayern?

[tribal light]

Michael Owen is a hypocrite lmao

Everything has to go according to his plans

[exotic python]

Bro is just biased abt real cuz he played there for like 1 season😂

💀💀💀

Violation

[tribal light]

Listening to Michael Owen for Career advice is like asking Mia Khalifa for Relationship Tips

[deft epoch]

Thiago

Alcantara

[exotic python]

No please

[tribal light]

Hell nah dog

He's been absolutely mid at Liverpool

[exotic python]

Why are we always selling our talents ffs

[tribal light]

Don't want him back

[exotic python]

Sold renato too

[tribal light]

Tbf

Renato was a Talent yeah

But

Idk

Same as Zirkzee

Bro was hated after he didn't score that one Goal even tho it was free

Loaned him to some Belgium club where he's been doing pretty well

Idk where he is now tho

[exotic python]

Bologna

[tribal light]

💀

[exotic python]

😂

[tribal light]

Brother is gone

Thiago is 32

Why are we even considering bringing him back

0 G/A in 19 Games

[long fox]

Who reported that Thiago loan BS? Falk? lmao

[exotic python]

Spanish gerrard is old now man

[proper wind]

yep falk

so safe to say he's staying in england

even if it is true i dont want him back idk why people are acting like he'd win us the treble

he's one of my top 5 favorite players but no point in swapping gravenberch for him

[tender cedar]

When he’s fit he brings a lot of quality to the team

He has great technique

But in our midfield there would be too much rotation

[tired prism]

Exactly we shouldn’t look backwards

Thiago hasn’t been the same since leaving Bayern

[tender cedar]

Yeah

[surreal snow]

istg if Tuchel plays Pavard today

this dude should go on a strike instead of taking away a place in the s11 to play ass

[edgy parcel]

Hey fellas

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692588213372596490?t=X1MYdP7hEk7vCHJdePsLfQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻

Ulreich -
Mazraoui, Upamecano, Kim, Davies -
Kimmich ©, Goretzka -
Sané, Musiala, Coman -
Kane

#MiaSanMia

Likes

141

Twitter · Aug 18, 2023, 5:24 PM

okay uhhh

goretzka starting

upa over de ligt

[edgy parcel]

I drive deliverys for a job, do you guys know where i can find an audio feed if the game?

[proper wind]

not bad

[proper wind]

the bayern app

they have a free live commentary

[edgy parcel]

Its free?

[proper wind]

yep

[edgy parcel]

Oh thats cool

[proper wind]

and i think its in english too

[edgy parcel]

Thanks brother

[surreal snow]

MAZRAOUIIII PLAYYSS

[proper wind]

anytime

[proper wind]

massive W

[edgy parcel]

Mazraoui needs to start

[proper wind]

fr

[edgy parcel]

Lovethat

[surreal snow]

Goretzka

[edgy parcel]

Stanisic isnt a bad sub

[proper wind]

pls sub kratzig on

[long fox]

No Pavard

[proper wind]

jumpscared me 💀💀💀

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

Big Maz startin

[proper wind]

i used to pray for times like this

[edgy parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/cuplift-winners-fcb-bayern20-cheering-gif-18990572

2024

[proper wind]

inshallah

[edgy parcel]

If Mazraoui starts

Cancelo still lookin for a job eh

Thought brother was headed to Barcá

[proper wind]

not a done deal

[long fox]

So how many's Kane scoring today.. if any lmao

[proper wind]

2 minimum inshallah

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1692589230038434163?t=NgwTWEQ02KxpHDXFpGha5Q&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Serge Gnabry is out of today's game with a hip problem. Bouna Sarr and Josip Stanišić dropped. #SVWFCB

Twitter · Aug 18, 2023, 5:28 PM

[long fox]

Sarrinho dropped? Tucheliban out now

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[exotic python]

On his day he’s better than cafu trust

[proper wind]

even on a bad day

[tired prism]

Why no muller?

[long fox]

injured?

[edgy parcel]

Old

Nah idk

Tuchel hates bro for some reason

[exotic python]

Muller is like busquets he’s fine wine

[tired prism]

Screw tuchel

[exotic python]

Age isn’t a problem

[tired prism]

If u don't play muller get out

[exotic python]

He’s injured tho

[tired prism]

Tuchel should be booted for not playing muller

[vast monolith]

Muller >>

[proper wind]

sub

[exotic python]

Yh ik just made a comparison between both

[tired prism]

I thought he had recovered

[proper wind]

ok hear me out

i am willing to trust goretzka and upa again

[tired prism]

There's no other choice

We have to

[exotic python]

I dont wanna cope anymore

[proper wind]

for now at least

[humble lotus]

True

[proper wind]

he has but its risky to start him immediately after a recovery

[tired prism]

Cuz board ain't getting a new midfielder

[proper wind]

gradually reintegrate him

[proper wind]

yep

[exotic python]

Goretzka has the tackling ability of a chihuahua

[tired prism]

Hmm idk but Tuchel doesn't really like him for some reason

[exotic python]

Muller is Bayern

[tired prism]

Bayern is Muller

[exotic python]

Mia san Mia

[tired prism]

Mia san MEISTER

[proper wind]

mia san muller

[proper wind]

i think its cause of his age

compared to musiala

he wants to make sure musiala is ready to step up

[tired prism]

He's still as good as ever

Musiala and Muller can both play

Musiala isn't exactly a type of player like Muller

[exotic python]

Musiala is a muller regen

[long fox]

Isn't he still injured? lol

[edgy parcel]

Musiala will be a top 3 midfielder in the world

[exotic python]

For sure

[proper wind]

agreed

[tired prism]

Is he even on the bench?

[edgy parcel]

Just needs a bit of time and polishing

Muller is easily my favorite player of all time

[proper wind]

he is

[proper wind]

same

[exotic python]

Musialas croquetas looks better than iniestas

[tired prism]

Good

[edgy parcel]

Wonder if Muller can run the Kimmich position if we end up selling him

[tired prism]

Same

Muller will always be my favourite footballer

[exotic python]

Hard for me to only choose one

[proper wind]

oh my aura...

[exotic python]

I love Ribery

[proper wind]

for me it has to be muller and lahm

[edgy parcel]

James Rodriguez up there for me too

[exotic python]

I loved Schweinsteiger too

[tired prism]

I have many other favourites but Muller is way ahead of all of them

[proper wind]

basti was amazing

[exotic python]

Frfr

[edgy parcel]

Shame he couldnt live up to the hype

[proper wind]

same

[tired prism]

Schweinsteiger and Lahm are two of my all time favs

And roberry ofc

[exotic python]

Crazy era

I loved mandzukic aswell

What a powerhouse

[tired prism]

So underrated

[exotic python]

Frfr

[tired prism]

He was a baller for us

[proper wind]

fr

[tired prism]

It's a shame that Pep's style of play didn't fit him

[proper wind]

yeah

i hope we win this game and put on a good performance

we need it

[exotic python]

Yeah boost team morale

[tired prism]

I predict a 3-0 win for us

[exotic python]

It seems pretty low rn

[tired prism]

I don't get why we always start and end the season away from home

[exotic python]

3-1 to us

[humble lotus]

I dont think its a cleansheet

[tired prism]

At least give one of the games at home

[exotic python]

They want us to lose

[tired prism]

But we won't

[exotic python]

Suffering from success

[tired prism]

Meanwhile bloody bvb always start and end the season at home

[exotic python]

😂😂

[proper wind]

nothing shady going on here

[tired prism]

Still can't stop bottling