bayern-munich

[dire willow]

Ah the Spurs fans running wild with their preseason trophy

[cursive herald]

Omg

[humble trench]

Upa actually did something🤯

[upper bane]

Upa tryna redeem himself

[cursive herald]

He's learning

[upper bane]

its not looking good brev

[reef prairie]

half time

[humble trench]

Now he has to learn how to mark

[dire willow]

This isn't a preseason game Tuchel. Let's just get 2 goals

[upper bane]

kane on now please

please

[edgy parcel]

Werner LMAO

Brotha sent that to space

[reef prairie]

kane face: what am i doing at this club bro 💀 😭

[humble trench]

Tuchel is horrible

[upper bane]

flick where are you

i saw him in the stadium

[tawny beacon]

No way

[dire willow]

Bayern higher ups are worse

[tawny beacon]

Kane virus

[meager willow]

dang i came here at halftime. is the game really that bad rn?

[dire willow]

It's not Kane

It's Tuchel

[vital jolt]

Kane is a curse bruh

[upper bane]

the board

[dire willow]

Tuchel is incompetent

[upper bane]

and upa

[deft ravine]

Bring Nagels back

[humble trench]

Why isn't there a game channel for Bayern vs RB Leipzig

[dire willow]

I just want to let the game play for now

[upper bane]

upa is cancer

like holy man

does he wear plastic studs

[subtle leaf]

wait is it 2-0?

[upper bane]

or no studs at all

[meager willow]

1 game managed so far and its DFL. and people already shitting on Tuchel lol

[proper wind]

its a cup final bro 😭

[proper wind]

yes 🔥🔥🔥 (its a shiteshow)

[dire willow]

Under Tuchel, Bayern were extremely close to losing the league

[upper bane]

i want the real pavard back

[deft ravine]

People have been shitting on Tuchel since last season

[proper wind]

tel missing sitters

[humble trench]

No one ever says it's a friendly lol this isn't the community shield

[upper bane]

the ucl version of pavard

[proper wind]

pavard terrorizing at RB

[meager willow]

like when he was the dortmund manager?

[humble trench]

Deserved

[proper wind]

it's the equivalent of the community shield

[dire willow]

Salty City fans say it is

[steep sigil]

Is this bundesliga match

[proper wind]

u have to admit he's on fire

[dire willow]

This isn't exactly a big game and Bayern will eventually get a trophy this season

[humble trench]

But Germans don't say it's a friendly

[proper wind]

DFL supercup

[dire willow]

Just like City

[proper wind]

ohhh idk im not german

but yeah its not a friendly tho right

??

[meager willow]

unfortunate this the first game Tuchel has to manage then

[humble trench]

It's not lol

[long fox]

Tuchel's a weird man

[deft ravine]

It’s not a friendly

[proper wind]

yeah its not

[steep sigil]

Is kane playing good

[upper bane]

how does tuchel cook for other clubs but not for us

[fair garden]

Benched

[humble trench]

Yes he warmed his seat alright

[opal wing]

Tel really could’ve done better

[steep sigil]

o

[meager willow]

cuz its half a match and not 40 plus games for those teams lol. managers need time. Arteta

[upper bane]

sane been surprising

[humble trench]

8-2 barca game merchant

[upper bane]

play him as RB

[deft ravine]

I miss seeing Muller on the field

[upper bane]

same

[humble trench]

Why isn't he with the team

[upper bane]

hip injury

[opal wing]

Gnabry impressed me for the most part

[proper wind]

hip injury

[deft ravine]

Still injured

But entertaining us on Instagram

[upper bane]

hes almost back

[deft ravine]

Good lad

[worthy schooner]

bro wheres haaland

[upper bane]

mullers instagram is gold

[proper wind]

he's doing well but he's not getting the right passes to him

if i speak...

coman?? for who

sub coman on later obviously but rn both wingers are performing

[meager willow]

fax our best winger imo

[proper wind]

what we NEED rn is kane for tel and maz for pavard and kmj for upa

[deft ravine]

Coman 💯

Davies 💯💯

[meager willow]

fax. i been wanting him and Gnabry gone. cuz upa for me mainly just good for his offensive playmaking and speed lol

[upper bane]

i love tuchel but

hes just

[meager willow]

been managing for 45 minutes ye

[upper bane]

bring on kracker or whatever his name was

[humble trench]

KRETZIG

[upper bane]

yeah him

[meager willow]

[upper bane]

[tidal hornet]

If Pavard wants out so badly, why are we playing him? He's obviously gonna half ass it

[upper bane]

if we dont bring on kane by 60’ i have no hopes for this game anymore

[humble trench]

we see kim on ground

KANE WEARING HIS SHOES

Kane and Kim coming on

I used to pray for times like this

coman mazuraoui on

kim on

[long fox]

Kane?

[proper wind]

YES

[humble trench]

kim for de ligt.

..

[mossy cave]

de Ligt got subbed??

[upper bane]

subbing off de ligt

wtf

[proper wind]

subbed off fokin de ligt

[upper bane]

were not winning

its joever

[humble trench]

kane warming up

[cursive herald]

SUB OFF UPAMENCANO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[humble trench]

Why

Kane is about to cry

Why are we keeping upa

[upper bane]

FINALLY

[humble trench]

Upamaguire

[upper bane]

🦯

🦯 IS COMING ON

[clever hound]

bro’s literally so tired all drippin and still playing

[dire willow]

Let's hope we can salvage this

[humble trench]

Tuchel needs to get sacked

[clever hound]

hairy crane make this worth watching

[upper bane]

bros username expired in april

man

[twilit sky]

Wallahi Kane is cursed

[upper bane]

i remember when pavard scored a brace

[clever hound]

bro shut i dont know any better

[humble trench]

Only reason I’m still watching is for kane

[ashen roost]

I said he kind sucked, i mean just put harry already wtf

[humble trench]

Same

[ashen roost]

Yeah

[twilit sky]

I ain’t gonna lie the moment he comes on ik the game is changing to Bayerns favor and they rip Leipzig apart

[upper bane]

4ane

[humble trench]

There’s no faith for this team if Tuchel is making these decisions

[upper bane]

5ane

[humble trench]

Bono needs to go to bayern

Lmao

Kane will be the English lewa for us

[cursive herald]

TEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

ITS A TAP IN

[proper wind]

i dont understand tuchel

[humble trench]

SUB TEL OFF RIGHT NOW

[cursive herald]

A TAP IN

[upper bane]

Ok man fuckiff

[light sparrow]

Guys what happened!? Just saw the score wtf

[deft ravine]

Bono for Bayern - yes

[humble trench]

Tel and Upamaguire happened

Upa

[proper wind]

sané new rb pls

PLS

[clever hound]

candycane ain’t on yet

[upper bane]

tel bro

[cursive herald]

What has happened to this club

[humble trench]

What happened to tel

Who tf is Tel btw

[upper bane]

if he wasnt shi he wouldve gotten a hattrick already

[humble trench]

First time I hear about him

[dire willow]

You guys actually wanted Tel over Choupo

Wtf

[humble trench]

I wanted choupo

[clever hound]

idk we should call Thomas

[ashen roost]

Put harry kane in

[long fox]

Tel needs a loan

[humble trench]

Tel was class

[upper bane]

i miss muller

[humble trench]

But choupo isn’t bad

[vital jolt]

He’s injured

[deft ravine]

i miss muller and nagels

[proper wind]

nah tel

[upper bane]

ye ik hip

[deft ravine]

the good old days

[proper wind]

wtf

[vital jolt]

Two

[clever hound]

where’s the dream team we created after losing ucl we need that on the pitch asap

[long fox]

When's Kane comin on

[upper bane]

tel out

[pale topaz]

Last minutes probably

[upper bane]

television out

please

[humble trench]

Thank god we signed Kane because if I had to watch tel for 90 minutes a week I wouldn’t be able to live anymore

[clever hound]

istg if they sub him on the added time

[cursive herald]

SUB ON KANE FOR.THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE

I BEG

AND UPAMENCANO PLEASE I BEG

[long fox]

Tucheliban

[dire willow]

Tel out for Kane please

[light sparrow]

Guys. Is there hope

[upper bane]

im gonna recite ayat ul kursi to get upa and tel out

[deft ravine]

I don’t think Kane is going to seriously turn the game around. Let’s stay realistic 😢

[cursive herald]

If we keep creating chances like.those yes he will

Easily

[humble trench]

If anyone has a copy of the death note use it on upa for the love of god

[cursive herald]

Istg

[upper bane]

yeah

[clever hound]

televisa presenta is useless

[dire willow]

Tel has had chances and blew them

[upper bane]

finally

[dire willow]

Give the same ones to Kane and there may be a different story

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM KIM

[cursive herald]

Mazroui is actually cooking

[upper bane]

i love maz

[cursive herald]

I told you starting RB gotta be noussair

[upper bane]

stanisic better but i love maz

[deft ravine]

pavard bye

[upper bane]

pavard out

if we keep this momentum kane will score and win

tel was the poison

[cursive herald]

Bye bye Pavard we.dont need you

[clever hound]

im sorry

[cursive herald]

SUB KANE ON ALREADY

COME ON

[upper bane]

yeah he is prob

[humble trench]

BAYERN BAYERN

[upper bane]

i want to hear the three magic words

yabba

dabba

doo

[humble trench]

wat

[cursive herald]

MUSIALA

WTF MAN

WHAT.IS WRONG WITH THIS TEAM

[upper bane]

FOR FUKS SAKE

[deft ravine]

omg

not musi

damn it

[upper bane]

im done

[ashen roost]

Where is kane wtf

[upper bane]

were finished

[deft ravine]

i can’t

[clever hound]

lord have mercy

[upper bane]

were acc finished

[long fox]

Just put Kane on already ffs

[proper wind]

i hope tuchel now sees why mazraoui should start

[deft ravine]

this not how i expected this to go

[clever hound]

i’m becoming religious

[proper wind]

not how anybody expected it to go

[fair garden]

Give tht brother kane a chance 😭

[upper bane]

BRING KANE ON HOW LONG DO WE GOTTA WAIT

[deft ravine]

ngl it hurts

kane come on

good lad save us

[long fox]

Tuchel brings me pain

[proper wind]

kane on for musiala in the 93rd min while tel continues to miss sitters 🗣🔥‼️

[cursive herald]

I hate this game

I hate this club

Ffs do something right.for once

Sub off maguire

[upper bane]

FOR

[meager willow]

Lmaoooooo

[upper bane]

FUCKS

SAKE

[subtle leaf]

me trying to understand the 10000 german words the english commentators are saying

[clever hound]

Jesus

[humble trench]

kane on

kane on

[dire willow]

Another goal for Leipzig?

[humble trench]

KANE ON!!

[dire willow]

Or Tel being a fool?

[cursive herald]

FINALLY

KANE ON FINALLY

[proper wind]

kane on???

[upper bane]

FINALLY BRO

[dire willow]

HERE COMES THE HURRIKANE

[upper bane]

KANE IS ON

[proper wind]

for who??

[upper bane]

NOW PLEASE

[proper wind]

pls be on for tel

[upper bane]

SCORE

SOME

[pale topaz]

Why didnt kane start

[deft ravine]

AYEEEE

[upper bane]

FOOKIN

GOWLS

[deft ravine]

LETS GET IT

[proper wind]

cause he just signed he isnt exactly fit enough to start yet

[pale topaz]

I think we might only score 1

i already lost hope that quick

[meager willow]

aww almost Musiala. good try tho form that play

[humble trench]

JAAAA

[cursive herald]

KANE FOR 39

FINALLY Tel off

[upper bane]

YES

[urban sorrel]

harry kane

[cursive herald]

AND HAROLD

[upper bane]

GET OFF TEL

[cursive herald]

HURRIKANE

ON

[humble trench]

KING OF LONDON

[upper bane]

TEL OFF

LETS GOOOO

[modern escarp]

turn your caps off

[proper wind]

aight mv

mb

didnt see the message

[long fox]

Ion think he can turn this around by himself

[proper wind]

tel off suiii

[modern escarp]

no worries but it's just a bit spammy if everyone does it

[clever hound]

Omg they subbed off telemundo this is the best day ever

[fair garden]

Hurrikane time

[proper wind]

we creating the chances just dont got the finishing

kane got the finishing

[clever hound]

they got everyone off but uppermelon

[long fox]

Need a goal soon

[deft ravine]

it’s like they are punishing us on purpose

[clever hound]

a game of endurance

[humble trench]

?????

[deft ravine]

indeed

[humble trench]

pk

..

[dire willow]

Let's hope we can come back

[cursive herald]

Ffs

[upper bane]

ulreich isnt saving this

[dire willow]

Wait Leipzig pen?

[upper bane]

its over man

[dire willow]

💀

[proper wind]

penalty???

[edgy parcel]

Ye

[humble trench]

game over

[long fox]

Rip

[subtle leaf]

why did the ref take too long tho

[long fox]

Bs

[humble trench]

goal

[fair garden]

Bruh 5 big chances missed

[upper bane]

Olmo hattrick

we are so over

[pale topaz]

we are done

[dire willow]

Yeah I've seen enough

[light sparrow]

Omg guys

[deft ravine]

I have a fever

[light sparrow]

What even

[deft ravine]

I’m done

[long fox]

So unlucky

[gloomy elm]

bro what

[upper bane]

sell our whole defence

[dire willow]

Let's just hope we can win the pokal or Bundesliga

[upper bane]

sell maz sell pavard sell upa

[proper wind]

olmo hat trick

[subtle leaf]

so harry kane comes on and leipzig immediately score

[upper bane]

sell ulreich

[proper wind]

bro said sell maz

[upper bane]

yes bro

he got hand

[fair garden]

🗿🗿

[clever hound]

does this team only have Olmo

[dire willow]

This is underwhelming but funny

[upper bane]

stanisic betta

[long fox]

FIFA scripting

[vital jolt]

Bayern is finished

[deft ravine]

How to continue watching this

[upper bane]

olmo and werner thats it

[sour mauve]

This gonna be 3-1 again

[steep sigil]

Kane cursed

[dire willow]

It's not Kane

[sour mauve]

Orban

it’s the Bayern defenses fault

[dire willow]

It's Tuchel for starting these m'fuggers

[pale topaz]

This worries me

[upper bane]

we failed kane

[sour mauve]

why did de ligt get subbed off instead of upa

[full gyro]

ENJOY YOUR TROPHYLESS SEASOM BAYERN MUNICH

[upper bane]

we owe kane a trophy now

[pale topaz]

thank you bro

[dire willow]

Daniel Levy's last laugh

[humble trench]

KIMM!!!!

[upper bane]

shut up bro you support like 20 clubs

[clever hound]

I have personal beef with ulreich

[vapid gull]

good day gentlemen

[dire willow]

8-2

[full gyro]

One per League.

[dire willow]

I've said enough

[upper bane]

idgaf

[full gyro]

Anyways see y'all in january for thursday nights

[steep sigil]

Wyd if they face each other

[tidal hornet]

Kim

[upper bane]

you gotta be loyal to one club

[pale topaz]

Favorite one in laliga?

[full gyro]

I have my own person ranking for that

Undecided

Not Real Madrid tho

[dire willow]

This is rough but tbf if it was gonna be anyone it'd be Leipzig

[lament girder]

Nah this is actually the Harry kane curse

[clever hound]

you tell em brisket

[dire willow]

It's not LMAO

[proper wind]

KIM

[full gyro]

Thanks Red Bull for kicking off the bayerns disgraved season

Yellow card olmo

[dire willow]

This isn't any sort of Harry Kane curse

[humble trench]

horrible defense

[pale topaz]

Dortmund still wont win the league I swear

[humble trench]

needs a lot of work

[slim mason]

Tbh this result was gonna happen with or without Kane

[deft ravine]

Upa curse

Can we not turn on Kane

[dire willow]

Yup

[upper bane]

Imagine losing to arsenal 5-3

[clever hound]

I just hope kane doesn’t get devoured here if he don’t do something today

[upper bane]

arsenal out of all clubs

[proper wind]

with tucheliban starting upa and pavard yes its bound to happen

[humble trench]

Bayern started losing ever since Tuchel got appointed

[upper bane]

thats wild

[full gyro]

Dortmund always pull a talent out of their rabit hole

[dire willow]

Kane can't really do much other than a token goal

[sour mauve]

Leipzig gonna win the league at this point 😭

[full gyro]

Before you know it reyna will be dominating the score or assist charts

[dire willow]

It's unfortunate but there's still time to improve

[humble trench]

not with Tuchel

[dire willow]

It's just one trophy.

[clever hound]

tushy had so much time and still hasn’t managed to pull the team together it’s sad

[dire willow]

Entirely possible Tuchel is sacked

[vapid gull]

extend him for 4 years

mia san mia

[upper bane]

dreesen fuming rn

[opal wing]

Why is Tuchel never playing De Ligt and Kim

[meager willow]

and yark we gonna get a new keeper by end of the window. so we dont need to worry too much bout Ulreich

[opal wing]

Together

[dire willow]

Because he's incompetent

[proper wind]

true

league hasnt even started yet

[dire willow]

I'd imagine Bayern will beat Bremen

[proper wind]

i hope

[dire willow]

Especially if Kane does start, he can cook

[proper wind]

yes

goretzka warming up

[dire willow]

We were bad last season and still won many games

[proper wind]

watch him sub gotetzka on for kimmich

[deft ravine]

sure it’s just one trophy - but the optics are still not good

[proper wind]

yep

tuchel needs to call nagelsmann for advice

[dire willow]

Agreed

[clever hound]

goretzka puts me in misery every time

[proper wind]

bro.

keepers turn into prime neuer vs us istg

[fair garden]

💀

[dire willow]

This is pretty annoying. Spurs fans are going to spread their seeds for days

[opal wing]

Bayern and Kane is gonna get memed for days

It’s gonna suck

[dire willow]

Until they win the Bundesliga

Which yeah probably will happen

[light sparrow]

It's true, lol

[dire willow]

Bayern isn't exactly a club that falls off the earth

[pale topaz]

in like what 3 years

[dire willow]

Eh, the memes will be very annoying

[opal wing]

Perhaps less “farmers league” comments after this game

[proper wind]

every club has a downfall after all

[dire willow]

I'm just happy Kane got his move and now we can move on to greener pastures for him and the club

[proper wind]

yes

[clever hound]

I feel like kane is gonna get used to the team and it’s going to get better, we have a proper st finally come on

[dire willow]

Eh. I'd say some don't

[proper wind]

actually we'll get bantered for not winning the "farmers shield"

not yet

[opal wing]

True

I regret staying up to watch this instead of sleeping

[deft ravine]

yeah

[dire willow]

City got bantered for bottling the Community Shield

[upper bane]

barca fans saying shi abt us when they were in europa league, lost to arsenal 5-3, lost to Manchester United, Lost to Two unknown teams Celta vigo and Real Valladolid, Conceded 3 goals against Intercity which was a very new team, and are poor asf

like damn

[dire willow]

Spurs even beat them

[upper bane]

stop tryna be so obsessed wit us when your losing to arsenal

[proper wind]

barca beat them 4-2

[upper bane]

yeah barca beat them

[dire willow]

Bayern will win something this season. We have too good of a squad and hopefully we'll fill out the gaps

[clever hound]

the arsenal bit is hilarious to me still

[upper bane]

spurs were up most of the game

[dire willow]

Oh

[upper bane]

but barca clutched last min

[proper wind]

idk what i feel rn

i wanna punch tuchel for this shithousery

[upper bane]

their saying they own bayern lmfaoo

[dire willow]

I wish I just forgot this was on today

[proper wind]

but i also still cant believe im seeing kane in a bayern shirt

[upper bane]

who lost 8-2

who conceded a goal from pavard

[deft ravine]

there’s hope for UCL, we know it in our hearts. even though today sucked

[upper bane]

who was in europa league

who was losing to manchester united in the europa league

[dire willow]

We at least lost to City which is fair

[proper wind]

its just one game after all

[cursive herald]

It won't matter

All that matters is what happened today according to them

[upper bane]

yeah

[dire willow]

This happens

[cursive herald]

And today we are most likely losing

[dire willow]

We had a good preseason though

[long fox]

This sure feels like City 2.0

[cursive herald]

They can't comprehend anything before yesterday

[dire willow]

You don't always come back to beat Liverpool after all

[cursive herald]

I could not possibly care less

[deft ravine]

we held up steadily against LVP

[full gyro]

April: "We will beat inter 3-0 cuz leao is back from injury!"
Next Week: Zlatan is very upset at us

August: " We may be 2-0 down but kane will be our hero"
30 mins later: We got 3-0d time to go trophyless

[proper wind]

only worse cause it's leipzig of all teams

[dire willow]

I don't support the club but I like Kane and I want him to win something

Even if it's meaningless he deserves to lift a trophy

[clever hound]

this is so wholesome of you

[upper bane]

we beat barca 7 out of the 10 times we played them

[full gyro]

Same I do want kane to win something just not with Munich.

[cursive herald]

I have a friend who's a barca fan

Every time we argue

[clever hound]

unfriend them

[full gyro]

Unless it's the champions League or Europa League next season

[proper wind]

blud is conversing with himself

[cursive herald]

I argue about our champions leagues

[upper bane]

ong

[cursive herald]

Our 8-2

[dire willow]

It's not like he'd win much with Spurs tbh

[upper bane]

yeah

[cursive herald]

His sole singular response is and qoute

[dire willow]

It'd be funny if Spurs do win something

[cursive herald]

(You steal talent and play in a farmers league anyways)

I have never heard.him say anything else

[upper bane]

farmers league lmao

[cursive herald]

Not a single thing

[proper wind]

bro why are leipzig players suddenly so good

[cursive herald]

Oh actually one more thing

[dire willow]

But without Kane they are outclassed by like City, United, Newcastle, Arsenal, Villa, Brighton, Liverpool and maybe Chelsea

[proper wind]

suddenly they know how to do everything

[cursive herald]

"Barca are.bigger than bayern"

[proper wind]

tackle pass shoot skill everything

[dire willow]

Because Leipzig are a good team?

[upper bane]

la liga is a farmers league only 4 relevant teams

[proper wind]

no like

[upper bane]

sevilla madrid atletico and barca

thats it

[proper wind]

i never seen specific players do some specific things that they do here

do leipzig always play this way 💀

[dire willow]

Eh

Sociedad, Villareal, Bilbao and Valencia are relevant too

[upper bane]

who?

[cursive herald]

The fact that upamencano is still playing

Makes me want tuchel out today

[dire willow]

Well tbf

[proper wind]

hear me out

nagelsmann head coach

tuchel scout

[dire willow]

We wanted Tuchel gone and look what happened to us

12th

[proper wind]

oh

[dire willow]

Let Kane cook

[proper wind]

fr

[foggy parcel]

cmon it’s just a stupid cup anyways!

[proper wind]

i believe if we get a 6 and a keeper our troubles will be over

i believe

[upper bane]

yeah true

[meager willow]

well everyone still complained like this about Upa mst games last season. and what did Nagelsman do? start him every game.

[deft ravine]

yes

[upper bane]

super cup is the dinner plate of bundesliga

[meager willow]

fax ye

[upper bane]

theres the pokal and shi

which means alot more

[proper wind]

upa under nagelsmann was different gravy bro

[foggy parcel]

yea stay positive !

[proper wind]

then tuchel came in and his unique qualities were now useless

[upper bane]

upa under deschamps too

[cursive herald]

And stop playing upamencano and pavard

[proper wind]

fr

[meager willow]

except he still got so much hate in here and on other live chats. and well deserved tbh

[clever hound]

it’s like breakfast, easiest to forget what you’ve eaten

[fleet swift]

we need to sack Tuchel

[upper bane]

bring in nagelsmann again

[proper wind]

under tuchel he's been ass

[foggy parcel]

give him a chance in the league and a full run in the ucl

[clever hound]

except we havent ate today at all

[proper wind]

i miss nagelsmann

[fleet swift]

idk why we sacked him in the first place

now we’re 3-0 down in the supercup

[full gyro]

Nagelsmann is laughing from hell

[proper wind]

cause we lost to leverkusen duh

[meager willow]

and yet hes been under tuchel for um 86 minutes it looks like. ye less than 1 game

[upper bane]

even tho the players looked confused following nagels tactics he was still the good coach for us

and flick

[full gyro]

Leverkusen isnt even that embrassing to lose to

They contend for champions league often

[proper wind]

yeah man tucel confuses me I can't explain why he still starts pavard and upa 😭

[dire willow]

Why are so many people happy Bayern are losing?

[upper bane]

you guys lost to arsenal, valladolid, celta vigo, and almost lost to a club called intercity

[dire willow]

Isn't Leipzig despised?

[proper wind]

cause people hate bayern for some reason i dont know

[upper bane]

that was all this season

[sharp fulcrum]

why are bayern loosing 3-0😭

[ashen roost]

Yo thomas tuchel

[fleet swift]

Tuchel is awful for Bayern

[slim mason]

Because Kane innit

[proper wind]

people dont focus on them cause they're not as big

[upper bane]

you guys bottled the ucl to inter

[full gyro]

Because Bayern will go trophyless and we will finally have a new club win the bundesliga

[proper wind]

but then u got bayern

[upper bane]

went in the uel

[clever hound]

we ask this ourselves almost every match

[long fox]

Bayern score a goal challenge (Impossible) (Cops called)

[dire willow]

How's Kane been so far?

[full gyro]

Leipzig is hated for being literal plastic

[proper wind]

2nd best team ever

[upper bane]

and bottled even more to manchester u

[full gyro]

Ghost

[meager willow]

no im saying why are we judging tuchel for all this. this is exactly like everyone flaming arteta. and now look at him lol. arteta made VERY odd decisions on starting 11 back then

[fleet swift]

Bayern shouldn’t have sacked Nagelsmann

[full gyro]

Garry Gane

[proper wind]

hasnt gotten the chance to do anything

[sharp fulcrum]

im a bayern fan and i thought things would change with harry kane💀😭

[full gyro]

Idot.

I guess the rumors have come to be true

[meager willow]

tbh i want muller in cuz he tends to work very well with strikers!

[full gyro]

I can't believe bavaria will be playing a Thursday night game

[deft ravine]

we need to give it time…

[proper wind]

i understand that tuchel is still new, i dont want him out. but im just as baffled at his decisions as arsenal fans were at arteta's when he first joined

[full gyro]

+2 mins

[deft ravine]

I feel like Muller and Kane are gonna get along

[clever hound]

yeah it’s only the first time tho

[sharp fulcrum]

i mean he did come to germany yesterday

[full gyro]

Yeah its ober

I'll leave yall to mourn your clubs success this year

[strong saddle]

3-0 Leizpig huh

[meager willow]

ahhh understandable. ye ima give him half the season tbh before i really start judging him harshly.. especially cuz among the early arteta haters lol

[strong saddle]

thats a good way to impress kane

[clever hound]

goodbye guy with 60 clubs

[dire willow]

#bundesliga not here

[proper wind]

FT

gg

[sharp fulcrum]

it doesn't really matter its a bad trophy

[dire willow]

That's ass

Let's hope Bayern and Kane can improve

Cya

[foggy parcel]

Bro is not the board 🗣️🔥🔥

[long fox]

Dead

[sharp fulcrum]

harry kane just signed yesterday

[strong saddle]

hes thinking i shouldnt have agreed

[proper wind]

kane didnt get the chance to do anything tbh

[sharp fulcrum]

give him time to settle in plus its a bad trophy

[proper wind]

its like saying a keeper ghosted cause he didnt do anything but in reality he had 0 shots against him so he had nothing to do

[deft ravine]

exactly

[dire willow]

Spurs wouldn't have won anything tbh

[strong saddle]

i had said it was a bad idea to put him on the pitch the day after his signing

[sharp fulcrum]

ik

[upper bane]

hes prob gon be bundesliga top scorer this season

[deft ravine]

yeah let’s wait till the start of the season before we panic

[sharp fulcrum]

yes

[clever hound]

I’m sure he’ll get to lift a trophy here

[pale topaz]

yo is that 442oons

[dire willow]

We'll be ok

[sharp fulcrum]

yes hopefully

[clever hound]

love the positivity guys rare of us

[sharp fulcrum]

fr

[upper bane]

we need to improve before our match with werder

[sharp fulcrum]

but its been less than a day harry kane signed for munich

[upper bane]

tuchel needs to update his tactics

[sharp fulcrum]

ikr

[sharp fulcrum]

ik

[cursive herald]

God why couldn't I be born in the time of Gerd muller

Or Beckenbauer

Why did I have to be born in the time of upamaguire and Benjamin Pavarotti

Pavard*

[clever hound]

were you born in 2019

[upper bane]

so

we need a real goalkeeper

we need real defenders

we need to score

and

[dire willow]

Kim and De Ligt can work

He can be a second gk

[upper bane]

obv

we need to start real defenders

we need to improve our set pieces

[digital flax]

Im sorry Harry. We let you down

[upper bane]

tactics

[clever hound]

I feel like sommer would’ve maybe saved at least one of the three

[upper bane]

some of our midfield

[clever hound]

he just told me it’s okay lad

tru

[upper bane]

if neuer comes back

i have a feeling

hes gonna have his 2020 form back

if he does

but he cant strike the ball

when i heard the news man

why did he have to go skiing man like

[dire willow]

Get Bono

[upper bane]

when he does heal keep him as a reserve for like 2 months

precautions

[fleet swift]

we need bounou

[upper bane]

if we dont sign bono by when neuers healed just start neuer i dont wanna see more ulreich

for fucks sake this guy conceded 2 against monaco

[dire willow]

At least Kim played well today

[upper bane]

yeah

[fleet swift]

ulreich is good just not on bayerns level

[upper bane]

yeah

[fleet swift]

he should go to a smaller Bundesliga Club

[upper bane]

send him to rottach egern

[nova escarp]

I just realized it’s not Kane or anyone’s fault it’s the prime effect

[digital flax]

Kane should start all games I’ve had enough

[deft ravine]

Kane and Bono

[upper bane]

tuchel benched prob because it was kanes first day

[deft ravine]

that’s the change we need this season

[dire willow]

I think for a while I'll hide the Bayern and Bundesliga channels and just let Harry Kane cook. I don't want to hear Kane trolls

Cya

[upper bane]

something went wrong

man

we need to compensate kane

give him like

a lollipop

free bavarian styled pretzels

yes

lifetime voucher

wonder whats the kit

oh my days

i found our oktoberfest kit

its

beauty

we have the best kits this season def

ye but

not as bad as others

like tottenham for exame

example

same kit

every season

its our third kit but

its like

a floral greenish

like a sage green

with flowers

search up

bayern oktoberfest kit

i like it

yea

tbh i like the logo

i dont get it but i like the design

[digital flax]

Does anyone know the xG tonight?

[clever hound]

that green one is cool

i want that

[full gyro]

What are you talking about?

[digital flax]

Expected goals ffs

[full gyro]

What game?

[digital flax]

You are in Bayern channel what game do you think i talk about?

[full gyro]

The super cup game already past by

[digital flax]

nvm pal

[full gyro]

And I think the reserves played yesterday

[digital flax]

Found it

[full gyro]

So it got predicted to be a shootout?

[exotic python]

Is the oktoberfest kit exclusive or is it just our third kit?

I’m confused

[digital flax]

No, this a metric pal

[exotic python]

This is honestly disgraceful

[digital flax]

Expected goals (or xG) measures the quality of a chance by calculating the likelihood that it will be scored by using information on similar shots in the past.

[modern ruin]

RB Leipzig won against Bayern Munich 3:0 (2:0) in the Supercup. RB Leipzig entered this match as the winner of the German Cup and Bayern Munich as the champion of Germany. Since 2015, the champion German reached for Supercup. However, you can go on, after all, the Bavarians have already reached for this trophy 3 times in a row, and if they won, they would become record holders in terms of won Super Cups in a row. Bayern Munich played in this match for honor, that RB Leipzig would not take away the first possible trophy for him this season. For Thomas Tuchel himself, this meeting was supposed to be a test, an exam before the upcoming season. RB Leipzig, from which many great players left for top clubs, defeated Bayern Munich. The Bavarian defense was unable to repel the Saxon team in their attacks. RB Leipzig made a surprise, they beat Bayern Munich with 3 goals in 2 consecutive home matches, because it just so happens that the last home league game Bayern Munich played was against RB Leipzig and lost 3-1 at home. This clearly shows how successful RB Leipzig has been. In the 1st round of the Bundesliga, Bayern Munich will face Werder Bremen, and RB Leipzig against Bayer Leverkusen. The man of the match was Dani Olmo, the hat-trick scorer of the match, although he got a yellow card for being too sharp and was substituted in the 78th minute for Fabio Carvalho.

Match progress:
0:[1] - 3' Dani Olmo (Benjamin Henrichs) (RB Leipzig)
0:[2] - 44' Dani Olmo (Timo Werner) (RB Leipzig)
0:[3] - 68' Dani Olmo (Penalty) (RB Leipzig)

[leaden canopy]

I think Bayern attracted all the England team fans to follow their league now, but they also have to be prepared for the massive amount of England haters who’d love to see them lose everything because Kane is on their team

English fans have been dealing with this crap for years

[bitter quest]

Yo

[leaden canopy]

Hi

[bitter quest]

What's going on here

[leaden canopy]

Not much by the looks of it

[bitter quest]

Alright

[digital flax]

We appreciate Harry here dont worry

[quiet ermine]

Bro poor Kane 😭😭

Was it the bayern reserves

[full gyro]

And Other Bundesliga Fans ESPECIALLY Dortmund/Leipzig fans

[full gyro]

Nope it was for the most part full power

[wind schooner]

Tuchel getting sacked in 3 2 1

Blud is so cluecless

[full gyro]

Nah I hope he stays im ready to see bavaria burn.

[digital flax]

Hater

[full gyro]

I support bavaria in Europe

[sullen idol]

what happened with tuchel wtf he did quite good in psg and chelsea

led the team to final and win cl

he looks like a bum in bayern

[pale topaz]

Idk probably getting used to with teams

[deft epoch]

This team has players but not the flow

[tired prism]

Bruh wtf was that performance?

What was tuchel smoking?

[deft epoch]

I mean no improvement from sacking naglesmann

It's just like similar kind of inconsistent performances

[tired prism]

Probably even worse

Tuchel needs to be questioned if these performances continue

[sullen idol]

i saw sane playing bad

[deft epoch]

Naglesmann should not have been sacked in the first place

[sullen idol]

winger problem?

[deft epoch]

Just play musiala on wings like flick used to do

[tired prism]

Exactly he wasn’t doing that bad

We were still in contention for a treble

And this bastard completely threw it away instantly

[deft epoch]

I mean Nagelsmann did lose UCL tie

And Tuchel didn't improve

[tired prism]

That was in 2022

[deft epoch]

But I blame the players not turning up

[tired prism]

I blame the tactics

[deft epoch]

Naglesmann tactics weren't that bad

[tired prism]

True

[deft epoch]

Naglesmann sacking also meant a huge financial payout

Bayern could actually have gone for caicedo+kane if Naglesmann was there

[deft epoch]

I think what truly got Naglesmann fired was losing little bit of dressing room

Feud with captain as influential as Neuer

And then some Hollywood stuff in dressing room

[light sparrow]

There was?

I thought it was the gf thing but idk it was so sudden and uncalled for, still can't wrap my head around it

[proper wind]

they werent "that bad" they were fantastic

granted he lost some form before his sacking but still his tactics were definitely levels above tuchel's

[light sparrow]

He was amazing

He's still without a team now isn't he

I wonder where he'll go

[proper wind]

prolly madrid once ancelotti leaves

[light sparrow]

I don't think so

We have Zidane and Jose available next year too

[proper wind]

oh ur a madridista

idk

[subtle junco]

U guys don’t know what you have in kane

He is wc

Makes you ucl favourites just like that

[proper wind]

what is bro waffling about

everyone knows how good kane is 💀

what ur saying is common sense that everyone said 2 days ago

[light sparrow]

Lmao yeah

I'm alr betting on bayern for ucl

But idk what happened yesterday

[proper wind]

tucheliban happened

i hope he figures his stuff out

[subtle junco]

Tuchel is asss

Am sorry i take it back

Tuchel can’t win you shiet

Living off a lucky ucl win

Which I don’t mind ofc

[timid acorn]

Yall literally sacked him

To get some guy called

Harry potter

[subtle junco]

Both ass

[timid acorn]

And frank lampard after that

[subtle junco]

Him too

[timid acorn]

You got no ball knowledge

[subtle junco]

All 3 ass managers

Lampard has a wc talent id

[subtle junco]

Everyone with ball knowledge knows how overrated tuchel is

He almost sold collwill to brighton to get cucurella before the board interfered😭

[timid acorn]

Overrated

Yea i agree

But he aint ass

[subtle junco]

Ass for a club like bayern

[timid acorn]

Blud its his first season

[subtle junco]

What do u expect from him?

Win the league?

I can do that with bayern

Win the ucl?

That ain’t happening

With tuchel

[timid acorn]

Bro thinks he is alex ferguson

[deft epoch]

Bruh even Ancelloti struggled in Bayern

Wait for season to end

Tbh Chelsea Tuchel was different from Tuchel at Dortmund

That Dortmund Tuchel was more like Nagelsmann or pep....after going to Psg and Chelsea he became pragmatic coach

Although he won UCL with Chelsea and reached final with Psg....his dortmund team was more offensive

[deft epoch]

Even statwise yesterday Bayern had more possession, more chances, more missed goals...so I guess with Kane as cf and tuchel being pragmatic coach like ancelloti is....Domestic competitions would be fine and Bayern will do well in Europe

Tel and EMCM combo is just too wasteful and Wingers like sane,coman r skillful but meh finishing while gnabry had decline in his finishing

[digital flax]

Sky: Geronimo Rulli is injured and out for around 3 months.

Discussions about replacement Sommer will soon resume at the club.

[hoary tendon]

ain’t no way

We’re going to talk about Harry Kane here now, not in #premier-league

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-football-yes-celebration-celebrate-gif-25762694

[long fox]

If Kane started yesterday, we would've been 2-3 up in the first half btw

[humble trench]

nope

[deft epoch]

Maybe

[tidal hornet]

Honestly don't know. Kane wasn't given a single chance, so we have no idea if he'd have converted the chances Tel had or if he would've fumbled it because of how tired he was or anything

[digital flax]

6 BCM imagine that

[digital flax]

He would have at least one

lol

[long fox]

Need to send Bremen to the Shadow realm

[exotic python]

Its time to unleash it all on them

[crisp charm]

I am curious were you guys unclucky or just bad tactics by Tuchel?

[tidal hornet]

Bad tactics

[deft ravine]

Both but mostly tuchel’s bad decisions

[digital flax]

https://www.youtube.com/live/zzxuCxJ4NlA?feature=share

He said Servus

[tidal hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690681644343083017

[deft ravine]

He is such a pleasant dude

[dull anchor]

Real

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690683915059515392

Bayern & Germany on Twitter

Kane on joining the Bundesliga: "I've spent my whole life in England in the Premier League. I have to adapt to a new league and new teams. There are some great teams in the league. Everyone expects Bayern to become champions, but the opponents are getting better as we saw Leipzig

Twitter · Aug 13, 2023, 11:17 AM

[tribal light]

Tuchel is taking the Piss by always starting Upamecano in important Games

It's getting annoying

[digital flax]

???

He was better than De Ligt

[tribal light]

2.6 Rating

[digital flax]

These ratings taking the piss

[digital flax]

Not the truth

[tribal light]

How can we buy Serie A's best Defender

Just to bench him

Talking abt KMJ

[digital flax]

If you watched the game, De Ligt cant even progress the ball properly

[hoary tendon]

Upamecano got sent sleeping by just staying at one place, I’m talking about Haaland vs Upamecano in UCL.

[digital flax]

And I'm talking about yesterday

[tidal hornet]

Haha yes, those two matches. Never play Upa ever again. Haha

[hoary tendon]

Savage answer

[hoary tendon]

That’s what I’m talking about, new signed player needs to be starting in first 2 matches to gain chemistry, experience and get used to new team.

[humble trench]

literally bought esm best def and benched

[tribal light]

That's what I've been saying all the time

Why in the blue f*ck did Tuchel Bench KMJ

And why did he play Pavard, a guy who wants to leave us so badly, over Mazraoui

Why didn't we play Stanisic

Bro was world class against big teams

[mint lagoon]

why did we lose

[humble trench]

iiterally all the reasons above

[molten echo]

its a mickey mouse cup , tuchel dont give a damn

[long fox]

Get Sangare and Bounou

[humble trench]

Is Kane here yet?

[long fox]

He went to RMA mate

[exotic python]

He went to Man U

[humble trench]

💀😭

Can't wait for Ronaldo in Estrela da Amadora

[fair garden]

Yes

[tribal light]

If Tuchel doesn't stop starting Upamecano and Pavard we'll have a even worse season

Than last year

[tidal hornet]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3azQnXXkAA_eIo?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1690737217537236993?s=46

[digital flax]

Upa should start

Man this Upa agenda is deeply rooted

[tidal hornet]

Upa is fine but sell Pavard as soon as possible

[tribal light]

What are you waffling

KMJ/De Ligt > Upamecano

[digital flax]

?

[digital flax]

Nope, De Bulb was passive yesterday in the second goal

[tribal light]

Yesterday

[digital flax]

Can't even progress the ball lmao

[tribal light]

We're talking about overall

Not yesterday

[digital flax]

Overall, Upa>>

[tribal light]

😭

Wtf

[digital flax]

Yep

De ligt not that good on the ball lmaoo

[tribal light]

Yeah but atleast he defends properly

Lmao

[azure idol]

yo

[tribal light]

Especially in CL

[digital flax]

So does Upa watch pls, 2/3 games a season doesn't change that

[tribal light]

Upa was one of the Main Reasons why we lost against City

We conceded 2 Goals cause of his mistakes

[digital flax]

So what? Still a defender with much higher ceiling than De light will ever be

[azure idol]

De ligt is better imo

[digital flax]

Cuz he's blond and has blue eyes

and screams after every tackle lol

[azure idol]

nah

[digital flax]

you guys don't watch with your eyes

[tribal light]

Bro did not see De Ligt's CL performance

And that beautiful clear from Vitinhas Shot against PSG

[azure idol]

yeah

[tribal light]

His Spacial awareness is something else

[digital flax]

Tuchel subbed him yesterday, you know why? Cuz we couldn't progress the ball out of our half

[tribal light]

Upa crumbles as soon as Pressure is build

[digital flax]

Upa >>>

Imagine Ajax Academy player and can't progress the ball well

[thorny hare]

Istg half these ppls only watch highlights

[tribal light]

Nobody can tell me Upa is better after the last CL Games

Especially the friendly against City

[digital flax]

I can

[tribal light]

Mad 🧢

[digital flax]

Nah

[long fox]

Yesterday was a clown fiesta, gave r/soccer their desperately desired meme material

[digital flax]

Not just them

Everyone was memeing poor Kane

[long fox]

Now everyone's goin "Imagine if Spurs win the league and Bayern bottle" lmfao

[digital flax]

He played for less than 30 minutes and barely had chances

Let him adapt first

[digital flax]

They can't even win against Brentford

[gleaming plaza]

Did we really get the Kane curse or was it just a coincidence

[exotic python]

Coincidence i hope

[gleaming plaza]

God I hope so as well

[long fox]

Lol

Ange ball n that

[tired prism]

That defeat had nothing to with Kane

Tuchel’s tactics were the problem

[tidal hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690751707423125504

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/1690771044351528961

FC Bayern München on Twitter

Wir verurteilen die menschenverachtenden Kommentare, denen Mathys Tel auf Social Media ausgesetzt wurde, aufs Schärfste. Wer solche widerlich rassistischen Dinge schreibt, ist kein Fan des FC Bayern. Mathys, wir stehen hinter dir und du hast unsere volle Unterstützung!…

Twitter · Aug 13, 2023, 5:03 PM

[tribal light]

Oh my God bro, people have no life

Everytime a Black Person makes a mistake they're always getting thrown at with Racial Slurs

Start a lawsuit against those "Fans"

[tired prism]

That’s the only insult these trolls know

[proper wind]

is it just me or are there barely any DMs on the market

yeah him

• sangaré and possibly goretzka i guess, if you count him as a DM

but there arent as many DMs on the market as there are other positions

[digital flax]

Kicker: Bayern bosses remain optimistic that they will still find a new defensive midfielder. Then Joshua Kimmich could be moved to the right flank, especially since Benjamin Pavard could leave the club.

[digital flax]

Barely any elite ones

Amrabat and Sangare are not what we need

[next oasis]

Nah no way

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/gabrielstachpl/status/1690824372380962816?s=46

[humble trench]

No one could even beat Brentford last szn at home except City and Newcastle

All they do is park the bus, play dirty and go on really fast counters