That desperate to get him to play at supercup?
#bayern-munich
humble trench
dire willow
Probably
proper wind
i love this guy lmfao
proper wind
we need a kane chant
glossy escarp
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690156871464681472 Kane really wants to play for you today
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690158890283843584
And the club's all for it
Probably not a good idea for everyone to stay up all night just to have everything done on time
But it's the price you pay when working with Levy
light sparrow
I would too if someone's so happy to see me
glossy escarp
I would too if someone's so happy to see me
They waited until 2am to get that footage
glossy escarp
Innt crowd: Kane has to leave Tottenham to win silverware.
Kane: goes to Bayern Munich to win silverware
Innt crowd: https://twitter.com/Gerald_yea/status/1690243736331001856
tribal light
Biggest Transfer in BL History
dire willow
Possibly
full gyro
Bayern taking a severe risk with Kane.
tribal light
We didn't have any options than Kane
Striker Market is dry af
And we can't play another season without a Proper Striker
full gyro
Either it goes super good or it gets not only the manager but also the entire board sacked due to trophyless.
tribal light
Has to be good
full gyro
Time will tell which happens
tidal hornet
Bayern were convinced Kane matches what they're looking for more than the other options too though. It's not like we're settling with a second or third option just because the first is too expensive or anything
full gyro
Yes and that's whats the likely good
But again... Kane being at spurs for too long may bring trophyless mojo quite potentially.
I'm not trolling I'm being serious.
Super good for dortmund and Leipzig or super bad
humble trench
OFFICIAL IN 40 MINUTES
full gyro
What's in 40 mins?
glossy escarp
What's in 40 mins?
Announcement probably
Muller's already welcomed him to the team
full gyro
Either it goes super good or it gets not only the manager but also the entire bo...
I am hoping for the latter
I would love Bayern winning champions league but losing the bundesliga.
Do they actually do walk outs with that little time in advance
opal wing
Muller's already welcomed him to the team
Any video of it?
glossy escarp
Any video of it?
Instagram post
full gyro
In 5 years Kane will be memed with a walking Kane
Plus I'm sure he's already a spurs legend anyway
opal wing
Instagram post
Muller’s account?
full gyro
Twitter
dire willow
Typical Muller troll
glossy escarp
How is that a troll? @dire willow
full gyro
I am being for real
dire willow
I mean Muller is a troll by revealing him early
glossy escarp
@full gyro
dire willow
We may need a backup
tidal hornet
What if Tel is our backup?
full gyro
<@757903157165555742>
Yes
dire willow
Tel is a good option
full gyro
How did spurs allow Bayern to sign Kane anyway
I swore the manger flew to Miami as a joke
tidal hornet
Bayern is more powerful than anyone realises
humble trench
ANNOUNCEMENT IN 30 MINUTES
full gyro
I hope the annouement isnt cancelled
full gyro
I want to see Bavaria not win the bundesliga for once
dire willow
He passed the medical and reportedly signed the contract
tidal hornet
Twitter
dire willow
Ah
full gyro
In my WHOLE lifetime
Since I watched football in 2014 and got back into it in late 2022
Just once bayern please.
dire willow
Well Dortmund I doubt will gain much more momentuem
Leipzig lost a lot of their good players
tidal hornet
Dortmund will never have a chance to win the Bundesliga as much as they did last season
And they only have themselves to blame for how poorly they played their last match
full gyro
Union berlin have always gottem better and defyed odds multiple times and outgrew hertha
They even peaked at 3rd
dire willow
I would give it a couple more seasons and some new signings before Berlin get a proper chance at the title
full gyro
Beating the Impossible Relegation playoffs CHECK
Avoiding the relegation battle CHECK
First ever Conference League CHECK
Europa League last season CHECK
Champions League first time in history CHECK
tidal hornet
Just need them to be put in the same group as Barca and then beat them for absolute comedy
dire willow
8-2 part 2
full gyro
Barca get Man United and they are dead
Europa League... Again...
Otherwise they will meet Bayern Munich in the round of 16
glossy escarp
https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1690264055443759105 Kane's going to be in the match
He might actually win a trophy 24 hours after leaving Tottenham
full gyro
Well Dortmund I doubt will gain much more momentuem
2 weeks of transfers left anyway.
Dortmund might pull another talemt out of their hole again
To be fair dortmund 2 is in 3.liga
glossy escarp
2 weeks of transfers left anyway.
Dortmund might pull another talemt out of thei...
Dortmund could fix a whole Bundesliga season and still manage to bottle it
full gyro
Either Bayern wins the title with 6+ match days left or dortmund win bundes and Leipzig win Pokal
proper wind
https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1690264055443759105 Kane's going to be in ...
LETS GOOOO
long fox
Dortmund winnin the league's like lil kids finally gettin to see Santa Claus on Christmas Eve
dire willow
Here we go!
dire willow
SUCK IT LEVY
upper bane
HE IS THE 9
dire willow
What about his official presentation? Will that be at the game against Leipzig tonight?
dire willow
Nvm there we go
humble trench
glossy escarp
Do you guys have a 10?
I was wondering if he had to choose between 9 or 10
or just chose 9 because that's his national team number
long fox
Hell yea, back to sleep I go lol
twilit sky
Will he play tonight?
twilit sky
One game and one trophy 😭😭
twilit sky
I was wondering if he had to choose between 9 or 10
10 is sane I think
Not I think ik it for a fact
glossy escarp
Yeah
Well
Kane's now officially a Bayern Munich player
The saga's now over
Well done
long fox
Now a GK
dire willow
gleaming plaza
JAAAAAAAA
gleaming plaza
Made my day
tribal light
Best Defender Duo in the world and Top 3 Striker in the world
tribal light
We are cooking
gleaming plaza
Just need Neuer back
gleaming plaza
Yeah
tribal light
Idk why we keep going cheap for Goalkeepers
gleaming plaza
We should’ve let go Sven on a loan, and bought someone permanently
Like Onana or some
tribal light
Not confident with Kepa
It's good if he comes
But I would've still set Sommer over Kepa
tribal light
But after all, Neuer is irreplaceable
gleaming plaza
Mhm
tribal light
And I'm confident he can still come back to his World Class form and stay in it for at least 3-4 years
Look at Buffon with 40
opal wing
Sommer was solid, Kepa I have doubts
tribal light
Bro was a beast
tribal light
Sommer was solid, Kepa I have doubts
Yeah, my thoughts
gleaming plaza
And I'm confident he can still come back to his World Class form and stay in it ...
He was injured once, came back and iirc next year or 2 we won the UCL
opal wing
But we need to buy a young Goalkeeper thats already good and that can grow unlike buying a 34y old finished keeper
tribal light
If we win the Triple with Kane this season
I'll low-key start crying out of happiness
For him
Bro deserves Trophies
proper wind
KANEEEEE
digital flax
proper wind
this feels so surreal
long fox
The tears lmfao
humble trench
we go ulreich?
thorny hare
If we loose to rb im killing myself
humble trench
bayern
got kane
i think bayern will win champion
league
and
bundesliga
Rb leipzig will lose
to bayern
exotic python
Bro😭
deft epoch
Kepa is spanish and was in la liga before Chelsea swooped in
No shock he would prefer Spanish club
deft epoch
we go ulreich?
He is clear no.2 and 35
Bayern have to replace no.2 as well
Easiest thing would be to call back Nubel
humble trench
Lol
neon atlas
we should try to get donaroumma or magnain once their contract ends
clever hound
https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690263413165854720
bro’s usually recovering either way 2/10 times playing, if Hair Cane is here I doubt we would need and miss choupo allat
neon atlas
We dont want him
honestly no
i'd start ulrich over him
or third
or world squad non potential guy over him
humble trench
dunno who he is, is he gut?
oh
There are better options
Rather get Wieffer or Florentino Luis
ancient karma
Kane will cook tasty against RB
coral garnet
I hope bayern wins against leipzig
coral garnet
But if leipzig wins it will be the funniest thing ever
digital flax
dude RB got noone
Nah they have good team
thorny hare
I thought rb was done for, bcs they sold all their too players, but the team is looking solid af
Their board is a bit too good for my liking
tidal hornet
I like it. I just wish more Bundesliga teams could do what they're doing. Would make the whole Bundesliga look better
humble trench
I feel like we should've gone for Gift Orban too
He's going to Spurs
Perfect Kane replacement
exotic python
Never underestimate teams
clever hound
true
humble trench
1945 could be better
tender cedar
Kane is going to drop a hat trick in his debut and win us the match against Leipzig
But rb Leipzig will put up a fight
thorny hare
But rb Leipzig will put up a fight
Their board knows what they are doing
They got a more than solid squad
My biggest fear is Ulrich
We need a new gk asap
I say 4:2
crisp charm
isn't Neuer back for you guys?
glossy escarp
It's almost as if skiing while being a professional athlete is a horrible idea
tidal hornet
isn't Neuer back for you guys?
It'll be weeks before he even has a chance of coming back
tired prism
Is Kane in the squad?
Yup he’ll win his first ever trophy tonight
Bayern 6-0 Leipzig
twilit sky
Damn
humble trench
EZ4ENCE ENCE ENCE PUTTED UPPERBELT
tidal hornet
Or Bono if Bayern are happy to buy him instead of loaning a GK
proper wind
Or Bono if Bayern are happy to buy him instead of loaning a GK
yep
humble trench
long fox
No Kim?
humble trench
:((
dire willow
Kim and Kane likely on bench
sterile bison
will kane play?
tidal hornet
Twitter
sterile bison
nice
long fox
Kratzig
humble trench
injur
proper wind
how we feeling lads
proper wind
will kane play?
yes, he'll most likely come off the bench
long fox
I wanna watch the meltdown in Spurs' subreddit if we win
long fox
Not tryna jinx
tribal light
We dodged a Bullet
long fox
I've learned my lesson
proper wind
hope we dont end up with rulli instead
tribal light
Bouno
proper wind
bono or DDG would be nice
long fox
It's either Rulli or Bounou now
tribal light
Get Bounou
tribal light
Bro
Wtf is this Line up
Ain't no way they're starting Upamecano over KMJ
Why can't de Ligt and KMJ start together for once ffs
proper wind
KMJ MDL too unbalanced i guess?
idk
tuchel knows tho
upa is still somewhat decent now tho i dont fully trust him when it depends on him 💀
long fox
Let the complaining begin lol
proper wind
but the lineup is good
tribal light
I blame Tuchel's Lineup if we bottle it today
neon atlas
Ain't no way they're starting Upamecano over KMJ
that would be broken
tribal light
Upa has shown in the last few matches, especially against City, that he crumbles as soon as pressure is getting build up
proper wind
But Upamecano over KMJ
trust the process bro its not like kim wont get any playtime
kim also had his fair share of shaky moments, not as much as upa but still let's not lie to ourselves
every player is unique and in the end all you can do from your position is sit back and watch
proper wind
injured
tired prism
Wait isn't he training?
neon atlas
no
proper wind
it was his 1st session w the team but not fully recovered yet
should be back vs bremen
neon atlas
yessir
proper wind
but come on bro like
look at this lineup
its not even our strongest possible lineup and it looks stacked
tribal light
As soon as Upa starts to make mistakes switch him out
proper wind
lets all just be grateful that we're bayern fans 🙏
tribal light
Ain't having the same sh*t 3 times
tribal light
Bro costed us 2 Goals in the first CL game against City
proper wind
its ok bro u cant do anything about it now so just wait for the game to start and trust the team
after all upa isnt our only defender + we're playing leipzig
tribal light
I hope
proper wind
- at the allianz
tired prism
Bro costed us 2 Goals in the first CL game against City
Fr he was horrendous
tired prism
I wanted to punch the sh!t out of that bastard
proper wind
it's leipzig and their #1 keeper is injured
tired prism
+ at the allianz
For a change
tired prism
it's leipzig and their #1 keeper is injured
And they sold their 3 best players
tired prism
One of them plays for us now
tired prism
and he's pretty good
Better than the last Leipzig guy we bought
Definitely
The joke's on Tottenham
pale topaz
we arent getting kepa?
tired prism
we arent getting kepa?
Nope
pale topaz
Great
tired prism
We dodged a bullet
pale topaz
I love to see it
tired prism
Bono clear
tired prism
I love to see it
Me too
pale topaz
Real madrid isnt gonna win laliga forsure
tired prism
Real madrid isnt gonna win laliga forsure
Lmao
tired prism
Kepa is a meme
tribal light
We dodged a Bullet bro
humble trench
when ur not around i can feel your absence
tribal light
Thank you Real
tired prism
We dodged a Bullet bro
Exactly
tired prism
Thank you Real
Thank u courtois
tribal light
LMFAO
pale topaz
Only thing i remember kepa is the penalty miss plus refusing to be sub off
long fox
I wouldn't say thank you Real if we get Rulli lol
tired prism
I wouldn't say thank you Real if we get Rulli lol
Why is he even on our shortlist? Get bono man
tribal light
The fact that Real is considering Kepa as a Courtois replacement is hilarious lmao
pale topaz
The fact that Real is considering Kepa as a Courtois replacement is hilarious lm...
Wild
pale topaz
True
tribal light
tired prism
Fr lmao
long fox
DDG lmfao
pale topaz
Kepa will concede like 3 in the game
tired prism
Can't believe two of the world's biggest clubs are interested in kepa
long fox
Don't let him play with his feet
tribal light
Still trying to figure out why Bayern joined the race for Caicedo
tired prism
Still trying to figure out why Bayern joined the race for Caicedo
We did?
tribal light
Only mental clubs are willing to pay 110mil£ for that Mid
tired prism
When?
craggy siren
Still trying to figure out why Bayern joined the race for Caicedo
when
tribal light
We did but nothing mentionable
tired prism
He's so bloody overpriced
tribal light
One sec
tribal light
pale topaz
put him as a goalkeeper
tribal light
Caicedo ain't even worth 80mil
And they're willing to pay 110
I don't get the Caicedo hype
At all
And the fact that Chelsea and Liverpool are actually willing to pay that money is actually ridiculous
Remember when they thought Nunez could compete with Haaland
tribal light
@tired prism
proper wind
14 MINUTES
upper bane
harry kane in his first match on his first day wins his first actual club trophy
here we go
Yabba
Dabba
Doooo
long fox
Say what
humble trench
WHAT
upper bane
if we lose kane def has a curse lmao
dull skiff
Wtf
long fox
Lmfao
burnt marlin
Hahaha I was gonna say that
long fox
Can't make this up
upper bane
man
sterile bison
Leipzig have a really good squad
upper bane
ehh
upper bane
fr
upper bane
the moment kane is on
twilit sky
Bvb winning the bundesliga ik it
worthy schooner
im listening on live radio i cant see the game
upper bane
5 goals
proper wind
BRO????
worthy schooner
i will cut my balls if bayern loses 1 0
ashen roost
Wtf bayern
burnt marlin
i will cut my balls if bayern loses 1 0
Hahhahaa
sterile bison
Is laimer better than scoretzka?
worthy schooner
you think im jkkokign
upper bane
get kim and stanisic on
worthy schooner
bayern is my life
twilit sky
Bvb winning the bundesliga ik it
Don’t thumbs down lads ik you guys are the favorite, I’m just talking about Kane lol
upper bane
right now
dull skiff
Upa out
deft ravine
Where can i watch the game?
upper bane
get these french baguette eaters out
twilit sky
i will cut my balls if bayern loses 1 0
bayern loses 2-0 so this guy would be safe
pine comet
The curse is surely not real guys
worthy schooner
*bayern loses 2-0 so this guy would be safe*
frfr
pls dont end 2 0
i stay up all night for this game
burnt marlin
Damn you all from Philippines?
worthy schooner
no
bro why is this commentator
sound so drunk
bro has english accent but wants to be german
humble trench
kane seems so strained
worthy schooner
is harry kane playign right now
humble trench
nice shot grabry
worthy schooner
it still shows substitute for me
craggy siren
???
cursive herald
Why is gnabry still a professional footballer
upper bane
i want stanisic and kmj on now
worthy schooner
i cant see game only radio
cursive herald
i want stanisic and kmj on now
Why not mazroui
cursive herald
i cant see game only radio
Foul
upper bane
Why not mazroui
stanisic better
worthy schooner
o
cursive herald
stanisic better
Fair enough
upper bane
tuchel is braindead
tribal light
This is f*cking embarrassing
humble trench
brooo just let him cook
upper bane
he cant
cursive herald
Upamencano is not a bayern quality player
humble trench
Harry Kane gets to witness how mentally slow our right side of the defense is
cursive herald
That's the end all of it
tribal light
Idk if Tuchel does this on purpose or something. Why is he keep starting Upamecano over and over
And over and over
Again and again
humble trench
Upa said he was going to battle for his job 😭😭😭 he’s not getting that
cursive herald
Upamencano is not a bayern quality player
And.he isn't a youngster he can't exactly improve
ashen roost
Do Tuchel suck?
upper bane
upa is braindead
tribal light
Tuchel doesn't suck, his Lineup does
cursive herald
Upa said he was going to battle for his job 😭😭😭 he’s not getting that
Battle lasted 3 minutes
humble trench
Why is upa playing
tribal light
GET UPAMECANO OUT AND SWITCH KMJ IN
humble trench
LETS GOOO
tribal light
FFS
upper bane
YABBA
upper bane
hol up
humble trench
I think he wants to progressively get them in not just send them straight in
upper bane
yellow card pavard
cursive herald
Upamencano is the kind.of.player to play for
upper bane
upamecano is the type of person to say woohoo
cursive herald
Not good enough to be bought though
upper bane
ok why is sane here
humble trench
Sane isn’t bad
upper bane
where is coman
worthy schooner
it shows that haryr isnt playing
humble trench
he isnt
worthy schooner
ok
dull skiff
Someone slide a link
cursive herald
I hate this game
My local team just lost to our rivals (even though its the first time they've won in years)
tribal light
If we lose today, f*ck Tuchel
worthy schooner
was it goal
cursive herald
And I don't need this loss vs leipzig
mossy cave
Should've had Kane on that
worthy schooner
the commentator goign crazy
humble trench
was it goal
Saved
worthy schooner
oh
cursive herald
Should've had Kane on that
Kane would have scored that easily
humble trench
What a save
worthy schooner
im jus watching from stats and radio
upper bane
we need to terminate upas contract
cursive herald
And every single person with an iq above 40 knows it
humble trench
Kane would’ve put that through
upper bane
this guy isnt it
humble trench
@humble trench are you also Ecuadorian
cursive herald
we need to terminate upas contract
Sell him to dortmund as sabotage
humble trench
Can we just ship upa to saudi
cursive herald
For free
humble trench
nah
upper bane
Sell him to dortmund as sabotage
no man ship him to china
humble trench
Why isn't Kim playing
cursive herald
Can we just ship upa to saudi
God no we don't want him
cursive herald
God no we don't want him
Send him to China
cursive herald
no man ship him to china
Like you said
vital jolt
Why isn't Kim playing
Because upa is playing
mossy cave
yall think Kane will come on later?
humble trench
Why isn't Kim playing
Tuchel is gonna sub them in later
proper wind
how tf was that not a goal
humble trench
Him and Kane
cursive herald
yall think Kane will come on later?
He better
proper wind
what a save but come on ffs
worthy schooner
yall think Kane will come on later?
yes
humble trench
Definitely
worthy schooner
we bought 140m for a bench dor worthy player
proper wind
yall think Kane will come on later?
tuchel confirmed he will
humble trench
how tf was that not a goal
Kane would've scored that
If im being honest
No way he just sits on the bench entirely otherwise we would’ve just had him in reserves
worthy schooner
who shot the ball
long fox
Top quality finishing
proper wind
Kane would've scored that
you think? 💀
tribal light
Switch out Upa and Pavard for Mazraoui and KMJ
twilit sky
Bro bring Kanye on for the next half immediately
tribal light
What is Bro waiting for
twilit sky
*kane
humble trench
Kane would’ve made it 3-1 by now
worthy schooner
kanye west
upper bane
upamecano is useless
worthy schooner
Kane would’ve made it 3-1 by now
fr ong frfr
twilit sky
upamecano is useless
We been knowing since the game at ethihad
tribal light
The whole world is watching how we're getting embarrassed
humble trench
Inb4 Kane 5 in 9?
tribal light
OMG bro
proper wind
what min u guys on
humble trench
This is horrid
tribal light
Why are they keep playing Pavard over Mazraoui
proper wind
idfk
humble trench
€42million statue
tribal light
Stanisic pocketed Mbappe
upper bane
occasionally
tribal light
humble trench
sarr better than all
upper bane
cursive herald
Why is upamencano so ahit
Dear God
A player for al fateh a team here in saudi
Is honestly better than him
I'm.not even joking
upper bane
upamecano is pissing me off
i hope he gets a acl rupture so we dont have to see this guy
turn him into courtois
humble trench
Are you kidding me
worthy schooner
what happened
humble trench
Tel just skyed it
worthy schooner
commentator screamed at my ears
humble trench
On a free goal
worthy schooner
dang
proper wind
i hope he gets a acl rupture so we dont have to see this guy
tad too harsh dont u think
worthy schooner
really
proper wind
wishing injury on a man
worthy schooner
i wish i could see the game instead of listening radio
humble trench
i hope he gets a acl rupture so we dont have to see this guy
Waste of salary
upper bane
tad too harsh dont u think
i could care less
humble trench
Just ship him
humble trench
Also why is he on a contract till 2026
long fox
Tel man
humble trench
It’s actual pain
upper bane
Also why is he on a contract till 2026
no man i dont wanna see him for another 3 years man god no
cursive herald
wishing injury on a man
Would in all honesty be better for his career to play in a team which suits his quality instead.of embarrassing us and himself
humble trench
3 yea of pain
dire willow
And Leipzig has already scored
dire willow
Just put on Kane and Kim
cursive herald
He will be though trust me
proper wind
Would in all honesty be better for his career to play in a team which suits his ...
yeah but that an acl injury aint the only way to do that bro 💀
edgy parcel
Man
long fox
This team is killing me sometimes
edgy parcel
Tel has all the tools to be a class striker
humble trench
I thinks they’re getting out in at the half or later
edgy parcel
Reminds me of Nunez
humble trench
Not this early
mossy cave
Tel has all the tools to be a class striker
Except finishing
upper bane
humble trench
Tuchel wants to give them a chance
cursive herald
yeah but that an acl injury aint the only way to do that bro 💀
People have wished worse on him lmao
edgy parcel
Except finishing
Lots of raw talent just needs work
edgy parcel
Tel seems like the perfect sub but His development needs regular playing time
cursive herald
This team is making my blood pressure go up
worthy schooner
what
mossy cave
simakan almost og lol
worthy schooner
what happened
cursive herald
And I'm.not even past High-school
worthy schooner
dant
edgy parcel
We’re only 27 minutes in fellas
humble trench
Close chance
worthy schooner
i wanna see the game so badly hoepfully i can see highlights
edgy parcel
I will say Alphonso Davies looks reallllly good
upper bane
davies has improved alot
edgy parcel
I noticed during Nations league
upper bane
dire willow
Yeah I was worried all the Bayern confidence was going to bite Bayern in the ass
mossy cave
Bayern just needs 1 more signing being a class GK
edgy parcel
Are you guys Mazraoui gang or Pavard gang
edgy parcel
Bayern just needs 1 more signing being a class GK
Not happening lol
proper wind
mazraoui all day long
humble trench
Pavard
mossy cave
Are you guys Mazraoui gang or Pavard gang
Maz 100%
cursive herald
Yeah I was worried all the Bayern confidence was going to bite Bayern in the ass
The confidence is warranted WHEN THE PLAYERS WE ARE CONFIDENT ABOUT ARE PLAYING
GOD I HATE TUCHEL
upper bane
Are you guys Mazraoui gang or Pavard gang
stanisic
edgy parcel
Madrid stole Kepa from us thats a sign that the goalie marked is scuffed
humble trench
Can we dress up upa like Pavard and send him to Man U
worthy schooner
im about to be young kipa
mossy cave
Madrid stole Kepa from us thats a sign that the goalie marked is scuffed
DDG is still a free agent
cursive herald
Madrid stole Kepa from us thats a sign that the goalie marked is scuffed
Get yassine he's actually class
edgy parcel
DDG is still a free agent
Ehhhhh
upper bane
no not ddg
humble trench
I’d rather have Kepa than ddg
edgy parcel
Rather just stick with Ulreich over De Gea
dire willow
Once Kane and Kim get on we should be hitting them more
cursive herald
no not ddg
Bono then
mossy cave
Rather just stick with Ulreich over De Gea
🥴
upper bane
yeah bono was gonna go to madrid but they are more interested in kepa
humble trench
We started terribly but now we’re getting into pace
mossy cave
Kepa is good tbf
edgy parcel
But Matt Turner!!!!! (Kill me)
thorny hare
What’s the xg?
mossy cave
Just sucked for Chelsea
mossy cave
But Matt Turner!!!!! (Kill me)
Yeah cause he had a really good game against Arsenal today
edgy parcel
Kepa is good
tribal light
Please switch out Upamecano
mossy cave
Kepa has never really been much good for Chelsea lol
tribal light
Stop this Pain
edgy parcel
Madrid doesnt sign bad players
upper bane
fr get upa out
mossy cave
Was amazing for Sevilla though
tribal light
Madrid doesnt sign bad players
They signed Kepa
upper bane
please
edgy parcel
I might be in the minority but i like Upa
worthy schooner
ahat happened
edgy parcel
I see potential
worthy schooner
what
humble trench
Ulreich amazing save
mossy cave
Sane fastest man alive
worthy schooner
and its pavaaaaa
fair garden
Fr to replace tel
mossy cave
PAVAAARD HOE DOE JE HET ZO
proper wind
sané's acceleration bro...
edgy parcel
VAR masterclass
cursive herald
Upamencano
humble trench
UPA YELLOW
tribal light
Kepa is worse than Sommer and Ulreich lmao
humble trench
Get him off
edgy parcel
Christ
humble trench
Upa is a haircut merchant that’s all
edgy parcel
Thoughts on blonde gnarby?
cursive herald
Please go to the masjid and pray that you get better at this game
humble trench
Thoughts on blonde gnarby?
Ehhhhh
mossy cave
RAUm
cursive herald
Thoughts on blonde gnarby?
Either world class or trash
humble trench
I miss Afro gnabry
cursive herald
No in between
mossy cave
woehh
fair garden
I miss Afro gnabry
Peak
mossy cave
Karry Hane
edgy parcel
Afro blonde gnarby = ballon d’or
worthy schooner
bro is it just me or the commentator for me keeps mentioning about racism every 2 minute
cursive herald
Afro blonde gnarby = ballon d’or
Lmao
humble trench
bro is it just me or the commentator for me keeps mentioning about racism every ...
That’s just you bro what 😭😭😭
edgy parcel
Im watching on ESPN+
reef prairie
bro is it just me or the commentator for me keeps mentioning about racism every ...
country ?
worthy schooner
nah bro who hired this commentator
edgy parcel
Idk what feed that is in europe
worthy schooner
malaysia
edgy parcel
Or if it is one
mossy cave
Tuchell, boss, I heard there's this south korean sitting on the bench, how bout you bring him on
edgy parcel
Monsterrrr
humble trench
beast from the east
edgy parcel
Who just went flying
long fox
This team's so ass
humble trench
Gnabry just got sent to the atmosphere 😭
reef prairie
fr
worthy schooner
i just heard someone talk about harry kane curse w me bro
humble trench
We are so finished
proper wind
bro gnabry just got LAUNCHED
dire willow
Why did Nagelsmann get sacked lmao
pale topaz
bro gnabry just got LAUNCHED
Bro went flying
worthy schooner
i will cut my balls if bayern loses 1 0
oh bayern muncih
sour mauve
Why did Nagelsmann get sacked lmao
cuz Bayern thought tuchel would be better
worthy schooner
where have you gone
worthy schooner
my new striker haryr pane cant play
sour mauve
But Tuchel decides to bench Coman for some reason
edgy parcel
Kimmich nearly killed him
mossy cave
the Dutchies ain't lucky today with injuries
worthy schooner
and if you let him play hell score
fair garden
Kim min jae shouldve started over upacamo imo
proper wind
fr
sour mauve
I'm on 38 exactly
Just hit 39
humble trench
40
edgy parcel
Wait that was Pavard oop
fair garden
40 minute
sour mauve
Xavi simons
cursive herald
pavard has yellow
Sub him and upa off I beg
reef prairie
free kick bayern
cursive herald
Why do we get players from atletico Madrid?
fair garden
Are they not allowed to drink warer
Daily thoughts
proper wind
simmons injured?
humble trench
Imagine xavi Simmons fueled on like 5 cans of redbull
cursive herald
Why
edgy parcel
Imagine xavi Simmons fueled on like 5 cans of redbull
Im convinced this is how Fred plays
proper wind
damn bruh his forehead is bruised
cursive herald
damn bruh his forehead is bruised
Who did it Lmao
cursive herald
fair garden
proper wind
why cant we get past the defence
worthy schooner
bro istg if my commentator mentions racism again
sour mauve
upamaguire
proper wind
kane will fix that i hope
humble trench
Also our set pieces are terrible
proper wind
fr
cursive herald
upamaguire
Don't you just love arab commentators
sour mauve
I do
proper wind
Don't you just love arab commentators
the best
fair garden
Bayern should get a new keeper ulreich isnt gonna do it
humble trench
ha
reef prairie
it's so over
cursive herald
May God save me from this horrid team
proper wind
why am i on discord when i know I'll get spoilers
sour mauve
I’m 43 minute
edgy parcel
Oh god the memes 😭
humble trench
We can’t even win a trophy
fair garden
Ffs olmo
proper wind
goddamn it
humble trench
Kane on his way back to London as we speak
worthy schooner
wtf
ashen roost
Tuchel 💀
edgy parcel
Alright lets sign Mbappe
cursive herald
May God grant Thomas tuchel the necessary logic to sub off upamencano Pavard and tel for our actual good players
long fox
Yea I'm done
humble trench
Is there a return policy on Kane?
worthy schooner
this club is pissing on me bro
long fox
Fck this
pale topaz
Wtf is this
reef prairie
relegation is coming for bayern sadly
worthy schooner
i loved this club for 3 years
mossy cave
Y'all Leipzig was unbeaten last season against Bayern, it's not cause of Kane lol
fair garden
Aint no way
proper wind
thoughts on the ref tho?
dire willow
L
humble trench
Ok why is upa that wet
mossy cave
But it's time to get on Minjae and Kane
humble trench
There’s no way he’s playing that hard enough to sweat 😭
fair garden
3 shots on target 2 goals 🗿
gloomy elm
ok
edgy parcel
Ok why is upa that wet
Brotha lookin like those 2k trailers with the extra sweat
proper wind
But it's time to get on Minjae and Kane
AND MAZRAOUI BRO GET PAVARD OUT OF THE COUNTRY
cursive herald
Ok why is upa that wet
He's run a total of 200 meters 😭
proper wind
how did de ligt get rouletted like that oh my god 😭
long fox
I can't stand Leipzig
pale topaz
We lost
humble trench
Leipzig are more of a threat than Dortmund this season fs
dull skiff
Sub kane in please
upper bane
were finished
humble trench
I think if Bayern doesn’t take it Leipzig will
upper bane
how did we have such a bad supercup game last season and this season
fair garden
Lowkey navas on loan wouldnt be a bad idea
sour mauve
did Ulreich really get nutmegged
worthy schooner
luton is winning the bundesliga
dire willow
I have absolutely no clue why Kim didn't start
sour mauve
I have absolutely no clue why Kim didn't start
ikr
reef prairie
almost 3-0
worthy schooner
I have absolutely no clue why Kim didn't start
give my defender bench dor
humble trench
Honestly on this form Bayern could lose to Sunderland ffs
edgy parcel
Joe Hart time
dire willow
Karius
humble trench
nice def
long fox
Dead team
edgy parcel
Christ
reef prairie
luton town > bayern
ashen roost
Wtf bayern
cursive herald
Upamencano discovered how to tackle