bayern-munich

[humble trench]

They going to europa

Bye bye Vardrid

Gonna lose 7-1 in both games in group stage to us

[long fox]

Chill out lmao

[tidal hornet]

Need to stop believing everything being said in the media. Towards the end, several sources were saying that Kane just wanted to sort out some financial things with Tottenham. There was no hesitation

English media just wanted to give their country hope

For the views

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1689927370558357504?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane is still waiting for all-clear to fly to Munich. The hope is that the two clubs can get final issues sorted out [@SkyKaveh]

Likes

111

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 9:10 AM

[long fox]

This guy's a waffler

[proper wind]

[tidal hornet]

If the flight has been delayed to 13:15 CET like Bild is saying, Kane might just have to be waiting for that instead of any issues being sorted out

[glossy escarp]

All of the reliable sources said "he's free to go"

So he should be in the air

[tacit oyster]

@glossy escarp has scored a goal and reached level 2! Image perms are available from level 3.

[dire willow]

I thought he'd be checking in by now

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/_kochmaximilian/status/1689928503964094465

Maximilian Koch (@_kochmaximilian)

Es sind noch immer letzte Details zu klären zwischen Tottenham und dem @FCBayern, weiter kein Deal. Daher verzögert sich Kanes Abflug aus London. Levy zockt bis zum Ende. Trotzdem Optimismus, dass der Transfer heute klappt. #FCBayern @Abendzeitung #Coys

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 9:15 AM

[dire willow]

If only my German is better

[tidal hornet]

There are still final details to be clarified between Tottenham and the @FCBayern, further no deal. As a result, Kane's departure from London has been delayed. Levy gambles to the end. Nevertheless, optimism that the transfer will work today. #FCBayern @Abendzeitung #Coys

[dire willow]

Levy the madlad

Let's just get this over with

[cursive herald]

We finally

God

Finally

Got kane

[tribal light]

Harry will earn 25mil per season

That's actually pretty good

[cursive herald]

Isn't that less than mane lmao

[tribal light]

Mane was around 20mil I think

[cursive herald]

Still good

World class striker

[tribal light]

I'm glad Bayern didn't go overboard with Kane's Salary

Thought they'd give him like 30mil

[cursive herald]

We didn't even go overboard on the transfer persay

[dire willow]

Not yet

[cursive herald]

Could have been way more considering its Daniel levy

[tribal light]

Ok so to get this clear.

150mil Budget

Sold Hernandez for around 50mil

Got KMJ for 50mil

[cursive herald]

So 200mil

So 150 again

[tribal light]

So we still at 150

Now

120mil for Kane

But we sold Mane for 30mil

[cursive herald]

30 mil

60mil

[tribal light]

Plus another 30mil potentially for Pavard

Enough for a CDM and a GK

Doesn't have to be world class

Just something good

[cursive herald]

Who do you want as a gk

[tribal light]

Definitely not Kepa

[cursive herald]

I would honestly prefer kepa

[dire willow]

Isn't Kimmich like completely fine

[cursive herald]

He's still young

And has something to prove

[tribal light]

He's young but Sommer is better

I would've wanted Onana

But we never went for him

[tribal light]

Kimmich plays more offensively than defensive

He's anything but a CDM

Idek why Bayern entered the Race for Caicedo

Caicedo gotta be the most overpriced player I've ever seen

Transfermarket is f*cked mate

[dire willow]

Yeah 110 is disgusting

[tribal light]

I thought Rice was already overpriced af

Look at Caicedo bro

Wth is going on there

[dire willow]

111m

[tribal light]

Madness

Absolute madness

[dire willow]

For an unproven CDM

[tribal light]

Bro

City offering 110mil for Paqueta

Paquetas Market Value is 45mil

[dire willow]

West Ham have a ton of money rn

[humble trench]

Paqueta is flopping

Hard

[tribal light]

Paqueta ain't even good at WestHam

Tf are they wanting him for

[dire willow]

And all they buy is Harry Maguire

[humble trench]

He's gonna be new Kalvin Philips

[tribal light]

You mean Bench Warmer

[tacit oyster]

@tribal light has scored a goal and reached level 3! Image perms are available from level 3.

[dire willow]

https://twitter.com/pokeefe1/status/1689931906949808128

Paul O Keefe (@pokeefe1)

@atk455 It’s sorted. Kane on his way soon. Told fee is just over £100m pounds and add-ons could take it to £120m pounds.

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 9:28 AM

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689937934856675328

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

All issues have now been resolved and Kane will fly to Munich today, according to @JacobsBen. Final fee is even higher than €120m including add-ons

Likes

197

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 9:52 AM

[dire willow]

HERE WE GO

[tidal hornet]

Makes sense tbh. £86 + £17m was pretty cheap considering how often people said Levy wanted £100m+ for Kane

[humble trench]

Lmfao

[dire willow]

I do think if it's higher than 120m that's really high

[humble trench]

I'll take Vlahovic any day of the week

Over 140M Kane

[dire willow]

As long as he's away from Spurs

[tribal light]

Bro, if we win the Sextuple with Kane, I'll cry for real

[dire willow]

Imagine Bayern win nothing and he's off to Saudi next year

[tribal light]

Don't jinx it

For the love of god

[dire willow]

Alright

[tribal light]

It took us

2 months of negotiation with Baldy

To finally end this madness

[humble trench]

2 months of us lowballing him

Only 2 weeks were serious negotiations

[dire willow]

2 months of bullcrap

It's nearly over

[tribal light]

I mean imma be real

Kane had 1yr left and is 30

[long fox]

Get a GK next

[humble trench]

Kepa

[dire willow]

Lewa had a year left and was like 32

[humble trench]

Here we go

[tribal light]

Don't think he's worth 120£

[dire willow]

Agreed but for me it is

[humble trench]

Lewy was 33

[tidal hornet]

I'm not gonna believe this is all over until I see a picture of Harry signing the paper at Bayern

[tribal light]

Yeah but we only got 45mil and we didn't do such drama as Spurs

Ofc we wanted to keep him

[humble trench]

We said Barca won't exist in 2 years

[tribal light]

But we didn't do all this Drama like Spurs with Kane

[dire willow]

Or a club statement

KSI commented on it

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1689936329931411457

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

ℹ️ Update: #Kane is still waiting for the second 🟢 light to fly to Munich! He’s not waiting at the airport at the moment.

➡️ Bayern is also waiting for him. Nothing has changed: Medical booked for today ✔️

@SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Likes

356

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 9:46 AM

Earlier than Mia but still

[humble trench]

Man I'm going to take a nap

Expecting deal done when I wake up

[dire willow]

Fair

I hope he passes the medical

How do you even fail the medical?

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1689941386944991232?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Issues are pretty much resolved and Harry Kane is set to arrive in Germany this afternoon

Sources close to Kane suggest the striker would already be there by now if Spurs hadn’t moved goalposts

[@MailSport]

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 10:06 AM

[digital flax]

Injury

[dire willow]

Ah

Canning the deal because of an injury would be a bit harsh

[digital flax]

The ultimate call is for the coach

If the injury is not long then it can be completed

But if it's long one…

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689941386944991232

[dire willow]

So Holjund could have failed his medical but Ten Hag decided to give the green then he can sign

[digital flax]

The medical do their job and report to the coach

[digital flax]

Yes prolly

[dire willow]

Kane doesn't really get injured so unless he is attacked then he should pass

[digital flax]

I won't say anything until he's officialy a bayern player

[dire willow]

Fair

[proper wind]

he should be announced either tonight or tomorrow noon at the latest right?

[dire willow]

Likely

[proper wind]

hope he plays vs leipzig

the flight is short anyway

[dire willow]

Doubt it

Maaybe but they'll have to do it quickly

[proper wind]

they would

[ashen roost]

I will support bayern only to see Kane lifting a trophy

[glossy escarp]

So for a day?

[ashen roost]

Nah

His entire season

[glossy escarp]

Their cup final's tomorrow

[ashen roost]

Cant imagine him winning CL

Good to know bud

[quiet ermine]

OI

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM

[dire willow]

SH*T

[quiet ermine]

WHAT DO WE THINK OF SH*T

[dire willow]

TOTTENHAM

[quiet ermine]

THANK YOU!

[dire willow]

THAT'S ALRIGHT

[ashen roost]

LMAO

[quiet ermine]

😂😂

Everyone hates Tottenham not only arsenal 😂

[dire willow]

WE HATE TOTTENHAM

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689958974475337728?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Wtf's goin on bruv

[dire willow]

No idea

[quiet ermine]

Bro this Is new mbappe psg saga

[long fox]

Will this ever end? ffs

[dire willow]

So many conflicting stories

[quiet ermine]

When Tottenham win a trophy

[dire willow]

He can go, he can't go

Idfk

Is Football Daily reliable?

Or are they behind on something

[proper wind]

before tomorrow's final: daniel levy runs into tunnel before game to kidnap harry kane and force him back to topspur

[humble trench]

Fa cup soon

[dire willow]

Knocked out by Burnley

[ashen roost]

Lmao

[long fox]

So is Kane flyin to Munich today or?

[dire willow]

I think he will but he's being held back by final details

[long fox]

Wtf are these final details? I thought he was given permission to go

[dire willow]

No clue

We have no idea what is happening

I might break

But I think he's going regardless

[long fox]

I'm sick to death of this

[dire willow]

Same

[proper wind]

guys

was kane given permission to fly to munich

im confused rn

https://twitter.com/roro_fcb/status/1689890347592171521?t=qdAdnHJZ6gcCL_sclU-6cQ&s=33

Roro 🔴⚪️ (@roro_fcb)

And don't forget the third kit to be released today :)

Likes

127

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 6:43 AM

completely forgot about this

he needs bayern to tell him "it's done, everything is complete, you can come now"

cause why go for nothing

[dire willow]

We're so close to getting Kane, no reason to not do it right now

[dire willow]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66276899

[exotic python]

He has alr said his farewell to the Tottenham fans

[long fox]

Btw, is Sangare any good? I don't watch PSV

[dire willow]

Did he? Must have missed that

[exotic python]

He looks good from what I’ve seen

Would take him over goretzka

[proper wind]

wait WHAT

where and when

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1689981143209115648?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Ange Postecoglou: "I had a conversation with Harry [Kane] on day one and we were both up front. I got an indication there that if both clubs agreed he would go."

Likes

196

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 12:44 PM

HARRRYY

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1689982079138664448?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Postecoglou on whether he tried to convince Kane to stay "I didn't see the point in that, whatever I was going to say was going to irrelevant

In my mind I thought he'd already decided to go after the first conversation. I tried to treat him with the respect his standing deserves

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 12:48 PM

[exotic python]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvzYBpsA-XK/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

bayernparallax

Harry Kane bids farewell to Spurs fans

Thanks, we'll take good care of him ♥️

Vid : Tottenham Hotspur Official

Instagram

[digital flax]

Bro thats from his last game

Nothing was done by then

[exotic python]

Oh lol

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1689985609249492994?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Registration for the Super Cup is possible until tomorrow 15:00 [@philipphinze24]

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 1:02 PM

LOOOOLLLL

[humble trench]

let us go

[dire willow]

Tomorrow 3

So maybe There's a hope

[exotic python]

man imagine kane against leipzig

[proper wind]

wdym maybe bro they have a full day 😭

the deal can be done in 6h or even less idk how long medicals take or how far away he is rn

[dire willow]

This is dragging

So we don't know

[proper wind]

true

still KANEEEEEEEE

[mint lagoon]

lets go bayern fans, we gonna kick sh*_t outta city's a(ss

cant hold my excitement to see kane play

but, missed the legendary mane kane sane and also tuchel's defensive tactics pulls it down 😦

[proper wind]

its ok

oh my god tel got monster delts 😍

[glossy escarp]

Why haven't you announced Kane yet?

[dire willow]

No medical

[glossy escarp]

Why?

[dire willow]

No clue

He's waiting to go to Munich

[glossy escarp]

No

He left hours ago

[tidal hornet]

No, he was delayed by this morning's shenanigans

[digital flax]

https://tenor.com/view/ziekenhuisbal-thomas-müller-bayern-munchen-ajax-gif-15705361

🤝

[glossy escarp]

They said "he was fine"

[tidal hornet]

But it took too long to say "he was fine" and they had to push his flight back

[glossy escarp]

What time is it?

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689958974475337728
https://twitter.com/pokeefe1/status/1689959860819890176

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

13:11 CET

Harry Kane is still at a family home near Stansted airport

He will not fly to Munich until he has been told by Bayern that everything is agreed and he can travel

[via @footballdaily]
https://t.co/5fc0iinpaK

Likes

1314

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 11:16 AM

Paul O Keefe (@pokeefe1)

@bayernhost @iMiaSanMia @footballdaily Slight delay. Not expected to be a problem

Likes

493

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 11:20 AM

Last things we were told

[glossy escarp]

So Levy forced him to stay home against his will

[long fox]

Can someone get this mfer on the plane already?

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1690000242937114627?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane is now travelling to the airport. He has the all clear to fly to Munich [@SkyKaveh]

Likes

200

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 2:00 PM

[dire willow]

Less goo for the 6th time

[opal wing]

Let’s go

[long fox]

Reliable?

[dire willow]

I think so

[opal wing]

The Bayern Kane jersey by that journalist will not go to waste

[dire willow]

They initially reported the delay

[proper wind]

yeah they are somewhat reliable

not pletti level but good

[long fox]

Watch Levy sneak into the plane too

[glossy escarp]

What took so long?
This was originally said five hours ago

[dire willow]

We may never know

[proper wind]

levy tried changing the deal details at the last minute

therefore there was no agreement at that particular moment in time, meaning kane could not fly to munich

there were "minor issues" but they've now been resolved

[long fox]

This is more of a hostage negotiation rather than a transfer lmao

[glossy escarp]

Yeah but he originally got the all clear like five hours ago

[proper wind]

i swear

[dire willow]

Yeah

Especially with the exact details of Kane's movements

[proper wind]

yep levy tried making little tweaks after that, while kane was in his car on the way to the airport

[humble trench]

LETS GO

[dire willow]

Soon Levy is going to summon the Undertaker to take Kane hostage

[humble trench]

LASS UNS GEHEN

[proper wind]

bro's gonna make a bomb threat in the airport to shut it down

[long fox]

I actually wouldn't put it past him to do that

That's the crazy part

[proper wind]

after what we've seen

nobody knows what levy wouldn't do

[glossy escarp]

So they agreed, Kane got ready to leave again, and then Levy forced him to wait again?

[proper wind]

exactly

and now they've agreed again

[glossy escarp]

Yeah

Levy's a d****bag

[proper wind]

anyone got the flight number?

[glossy escarp]

Tottenham can go **** themselves

[proper wind]

a big bald one

[long fox]

Voldemort lookin ahh

[proper wind]

kane is now on his way to munich

[tidal hornet]

It's not over until Harry signs the thing

[proper wind]

i assume that means he's in the air

[glossy escarp]

But he's actually on his way now?

[proper wind]

yep

[glossy escarp]

Ok

[proper wind]

hope levy doesnt try shooting the plane down

[glossy escarp]

He planted his own pilot to go in circles for thirty minutes and then land back where they were

[dire willow]

Then he'd get arrested for first degree murder

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1690001753654042624?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

❗️News #Kane: Understand there’s definitely the 🟢 light as @HKane is on his way to Munich NOW. 🛫

➡️ Medical today
➡️ Contract until 2027.

Kane is coming!

@SkySportDE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Likes

1217

Retweets

167

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 2:06 PM

[dire willow]

LESS GOOO

[long fox]

Not celebrating yet

[dire willow]

Fair

But we're nearly nearly there

[tidal hornet]

I fully expect some more shenanigans as soon as Kane lands

[proper wind]

no celebration till @itstheicebird tweets pics of kane arriving at sabener straße

also

is this one of bayern's official accounts or is it just a fanpage??

[dire willow]

Fan

[proper wind]

ah alr

going to make an edit of a bayern player who should i make it of

im thinking müller

havent done one of him yet

[surreal snow]

this was the hardest transfer in bayern history

maybe even in the history of Football

[dire willow]

Not hard more like painful

Levy just held Bayern out forever

[long fox]

6:30 expected arrival apparently

[glossy escarp]

Their timezone?

[proper wind]

probably

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1690010662649417728?s=46

[long fox]

Terrorist

[proper wind]

bald terrorist

[dire willow]

Get on his line Osama

...wait

[proper wind]

💀

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690012420293443584?t=OqhH83Ph-uS74zTruvvRoQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

There were new and complicated rounds of negotiations between Bayern and Tottenham this afternoon. The final fee is around €100m guaranteed plus €10m add-ons [@Plettigoal]

Likes

187

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 2:48 PM

[humble trench]

QWWWQQAWWQ

[surreal snow]

somehow the fee got lower 😭

[dire willow]

The heck

[surreal snow]

god i am happy that this is over

[dire willow]

Levy made him cheaper?

[surreal snow]

Levy deserves jailtime

[tidal hornet]

What the heck

Levy with the last minute "Hey, you guys are pretty cool. I'll lower the price a little for you all"

[exotic python]

Why is he cheaper lol

[dire willow]

The 442oons vid needs to be a documentary where Levy finally gets rid of Kane

And probably has a mental breakdown too

[surreal snow]

I found kane's flight

[dire willow]

Isn't it private?

[surreal snow]

not really

😭

[exotic python]

All flights are public as long as its not government officials or something

There is databases for everything now days

[surreal snow]

2h 35mins from london to munich is also suspicious

it should be below 2hs, no?

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSamMia/status/1690013769055793152?t=FonaOh4qTY6hbcUGx_aP6g&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia)

❗️ Daniel Levy has HIJACKED Harry Kane's plane. He is now holding Kane hostage, as he's trying to renegotiate the transfer fee with Bayern [@Plettigoal]

Likes

190

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 2:54 PM

😱

[glossy escarp]

lol

[dire willow]

That's gotta be a joke right

[glossy escarp]

It is

[tidal hornet]

I know it's the parody account, but it does sound very believable with everything that's already happened

[dire willow]

Yeah

[humble trench]

True

[surreal snow]

doesnt matter, its 100% the plane where kane is

[dire willow]

Thank god

It's too high up

I'm also flying tonight so I'm hoping Levy doesn't hijack my plane looking for Kane

[surreal snow]

the fact we couldve gotten kane official today makes my blood boil

[surreal snow]

dont fly between the uk and munich to be safe

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1690015449512054784

[tidal hornet]

Stuck in traffic right before leaving England

Classic

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1690020637199233025

[dire willow]

Nothing new just confirmation from Romano

[glossy escarp]

mhm

Had to score his tapin

[exotic python]

💀💀

Would love it If kane is playing tmrw

[thorny hare]

when is deadline for final line up?

but would he even make sense to start?

cuz he didnt train with his new team at all

[exotic python]

Thats true

[long fox]

He won't start

[tidal hornet]

Deadline for Super Cup registration is tomorrow 3pm

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689965084171292672

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tuchel doesn't rule out that Kane could still play tomorrow if a deal is finalized before: "All options are open. Harry Kane is not our player now. Our job is to push the players we have. We have time, it's still early in the season. We also have another training session tomorrow

Likes

1197

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 11:40 AM

[proper wind]

levy's bald head shined so hard it blocked the drivers' view and a traffic jam happened

[proper wind]

germany time no?

[tidal hornet]

I think so, yeah

[proper wind]

good

yeah he'll prolly be registered by then

i think he should be done and announced by tonight my time it's 7:50pm rn

[tidal hornet]

Kane should be in the air right now. Medicals probably done tonight so they have all of tomorrow to register him

[proper wind]

medicals usually dont take long right?

ah nvm

yeah should be done by tomorrow then

[surreal snow]

BREAKING: Kane is passing the british canal

(i have no idea what british canal means)

English Channel !!!!!

[long fox]

Remove the c

[surreal snow]

23k people watching the plane

[surreal snow]

calm down libs, its called dark humor

[humble trench]

finally leaving britishtards

[exotic python]

That pilot better be the best one in the world

[long fox]

Don't joke about that lol

[exotic python]

I’m talking about the speed

He’s almost here

[surreal snow]

BREAKING: KANE IS NOW OVER FRENCH GROUND

Dude got me watching a plane 😭😭

[long fox]

Stalker

[surreal snow]

KANE IS NOW OVER BELGIUM

[surreal snow]

this man made me a stalker

[exotic python]

💀💀

[surreal snow]

gotta make sure he doesnt blow the plane up

[exotic python]

Yo chill lmao

[surreal snow]

I mean there is a plane suspiciously near kane's

you can never be too sure

[light sparrow]

LOL you guys

Are hilarious

[surreal snow]

if levy tries something i might have to step in

[exotic python]

Almost in Germany

[light sparrow]

We are counting on you

[long fox]

He's terrorist after all

[surreal snow]

levy fr gotta chill now 😭

[exotic python]

He’s at the bavarian castle soon

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690029432713428992

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane and his wife Kate at Stansted airport before flying to Munich [📸 @MailSport]

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 3:56 PM

[long fox]

Beautiful

Depressions Oozing has spoken

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/flightradar24/status/1690026235005476865?t=B0sVyZ20kIEsOR87n_x_Xg&s=19

Flightradar24 (@flightradar24)

⚽️✈️ Football fans are a special group. Nearly 20,000 people tracking this flight to Oberpfaffenhofen at take off, making it our most tracked flight right now. https://t.co/ViWYbltKyi

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1120

Retweets

179

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 3:43 PM

[surreal snow]

the fact you can see tears in his eyes is the best

[long fox]

Fr

He's a funny lad tho

[glossy escarp]

Want a laugh?

https://twitter.com/thfclp__/status/1689769085540696064 I found this on Twitter

[exotic python]

😭😭

I was waiting for expressions to make a vid

[tired prism]

Harry Kane will finally win a trophy if he plays against Leipzig

[glossy escarp]

"how can Kane leave? We made him a tifo, and he could've made a temporary stat 😠 "

[long fox]

Thedoctor was also cryin earlier. Man was even beggin yesterday

[digital flax]

25k now

[dire willow]

Ig we're tracking flights for the next hour?

[long fox]

Sad Mane didn't work out. Sane, Mane, Kane woulda been completed

[slim mason]

That would've been a pain for the commentary team

[tired prism]

Mane was never a bayern type of player

[surreal snow]

BREAKING: KANES FLIGHT IS LOSING ALTITUDE. PREPARING FOR LANDING

[viscid pendant]

Nah but Kane and min jae are very good signings ngl

[surreal snow]

KANE IS NOW IN GERMANY

I REPEAT

KANE IS NOW IN GERMANY

[light sparrow]

HAHAHAHA

Welcome, Kane

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/RoyalKimmich/status/1689917591316258816

[surreal snow]

UNBELIEVEABLE SIGHTS HERE AT FLIGHTRADAR24

[light sparrow]

From today onwards I don't want to see any kane't jokes here any more!!!!

[surreal snow]

the loss against Leipzig will hit like crack

[dire willow]

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1690035194227568643

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

More about #Kane: ALL details between the clubs have been 100 % clarified minutes ago.

ℹ️ Final transfer fee as reported: Around €110m all-in (100+10)!
ℹ️ Salary: Around €25m gross with possible add-ons included

➡️ Kane is in the plane right now - Medical this evening!…

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 4:19 PM

[exotic python]

Kane is here soon

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1690042926003535872?s=46

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Manchester City are interested in Kingsley Coman, but Bayern have closed the door to a potential move [@FabriceHawkins]

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 4:50 PM

[exotic python]

They thought

How long till Kane touches down?

[surreal snow]

13 mins

[long fox]

I desperately need the Here we Go

So I can officially go clown on sum people

[surreal snow]

KANES PLANE HAS DESCENDED TO UNDER 10.000 FT

[digital flax]

41k tracking

[surreal snow]

9.000 FT

[long fox]

Next level stalking this

[light sparrow]

Pls lead the countdown to touchdown @surreal snow

[exotic python]

We’ve been waiting for too long bro

[tired prism]

This is definitely the most tracked flight ever

[surreal snow]

8.000 FT

[tired prism]

I'm loving the English tears

[surreal snow]

9 MINUTES LEFT

[tired prism]

Levy can piss off now

That bloody bastard

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/head-in-hands-soccer-football-gif-22726534

[tired prism]

Never negotiate with him again

[surreal snow]

7000 FT

OH MY GOD

[light sparrow]

Very steady descent

[surreal snow]

8 MINUTES

[exotic python]

I feel like a little kid on christmas

[surreal snow]

6000 FT

[light sparrow]

Here we go w the 5 4 3 2 1

[surreal snow]

5000 FT

5 MINUTES

[opal wing]

Remember it will still take half an hour to an hour to get to the Allianz Arena or wherever the medical is at

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-didier-drogba-soccer-player-gif-16554337

[surreal snow]

4000 FT

4 MINUTES

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/slxvxid/status/1690030900472352768?t=aDXYoCC96TE6kQVAjoc3cA&s=19

𝔰𝔩𝔞𝔳𝔬𝔦𝔡 (@slxvxid)

🚨 BREAKING: Climate protesters have glued themselves to the runway at the Munich airport, which forces the flight with Harry Kane on board to make an emergency landing elsewhere.

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 4:02 PM

this is satire right

[light sparrow]

??????

[proper wind]

genuinely cant tell 💀

[exotic python]

LMAO WTF

[light sparrow]

Wait.

[proper wind]

its not a journalist or anything

its not a real source

so it has to be satire no?

i feel so stupid

[surreal snow]

PLANE NOW STOPPED AT 3725 FEET

[proper wind]

thats normal bro

[light sparrow]

Wtf u mean stopped

[surreal snow]

its old news

[proper wind]

oh

ok good

[surreal snow]

Its just circling the airport

to land

[proper wind]

yeah holding pattern

[surreal snow]

3 MINUTES

[opal wing]

The account says it’s a troll

[light sparrow]

omg

[proper wind]

oh

ok good

[surreal snow]

3750 FEET

KANES PLANE IS ASCENDING AGAIN

😭😭😭

[proper wind]

bro its 25 feet 💀

[surreal snow]

2 MINUTES

[exotic python]

Its normal lmao

[proper wind]

bruh

[light sparrow]

Dude not funny

[proper wind]

its literally a normal approach

[light sparrow]

At all

[proper wind]

yeah

L

[opal wing]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSamMia/status/1690013769055793152?s=20

Parody

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-kane-shhh-footballer-gif-17936295

[surreal snow]

PLANE NOW TURNING TOWARDS AIRPORT

[proper wind]

can confirm, i was levy

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/tottenham-hotspur-harry-kane-gif-19877562

[surreal snow]

1 MINUTE

[long fox]

Is this a New Year's Eve countdown lmfao

[proper wind]

that's called final approach it means the plane is landing which means the plane will be on the ground soon

[surreal snow]

I DONT THINK ITS GONNA BE 1 MINUTE THOUGH

[proper wind]

istg 💀

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-kane-england-world-cup-fifa18-gif-12024631

Theres a storm on the way to munich

[surreal snow]

2 MINUTES

[long fox]

Y'all need to calm down

[surreal snow]

WE ARE NOW DESCENDING TOWARDS THE AIRPORT

[tribal light]

GLORY GLORY BAYERN MUUUUUUUUNICH

[exotic python]

Let me have my moment

[proper wind]

bro chill out

[exotic python]

MIA SAN MIA

[light sparrow]

Ok Taylor swift

[surreal snow]

3000 FEET

[exotic python]

PACK MAS

[proper wind]

suiii

[surreal snow]

1 MINUTE AAAAAAA

[light sparrow]

Wrong player wrong club wrong animal

[tribal light]

?

[surreal snow]

2500 FEET

[long fox]

Watch Levy teleport to the airport

[light sparrow]

NOOOO

[proper wind]

intercontinental ballistic missile is on its way to the airport ‼️

[tribal light]

Levy finna appear at Munich airport to keep negotiating

Final Details to be discussed

[surreal snow]

2000 FEET

[proper wind]

watch the red audi driver be levy tryna drive him back to england across the english channel

[proper wind]

whats the flight number

[surreal snow]

10 SECONDSSA

OH MY GOD

[proper wind]

or code

[surreal snow]

DCAWO

[proper wind]

ok ty

[surreal snow]

5 SECONDS

1000 FEET

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM

[exotic python]

SIUUUUUUUU

KANE KANE KANE KANE

[surreal snow]

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

I REPEAT

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

[exotic python]

THE LION OF ENGLAND IS HERE

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-entrance-no-way-out-wwe-wrestling-gif-22337196

[tribal light]

Were we gonna play tmrw?

Or was the Game cancelled

[surreal snow]

KANE HAS NOW LANDED IN MUNICH

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/siuuu-ronaldo-gif-25485485

[long fox]

That's gotta be Kane, THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

[surreal snow]

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

[proper wind]

no thats the friendly for the B teams the day after

[proper wind]

harry kane welcome to germany

[exotic python]

IS IT A MISSILE OR AN ASTEROID NAH ITS KANE

[surreal snow]

Waiting for Imiasanmia to post pics of kane at the airporz

[digital flax]

69k the peak

[exotic python]

Most watched flight of all time

Kane is alr breaking records

[digital flax]

not sure

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1690001039112523776

[long fox]

Mbappe to RMA finna hit different

[tribal light]

Imagine if Kane is breaking Lewandowskis Goal Scoring Record

I'd laugh my ass off

[humble trench]

Galatasaray has more prob

[exotic python]

He’s staying tho💀

[light sparrow]

fr

[long fox]

RMA are low-key fcked ngl

[tribal light]

Real Madrid is finished

[humble trench]

Mbappe to madrid lost all it's hype

[exotic python]

Yeah Fr lmao

[long fox]

Joselu szn

[tribal light]

Courtois injured

No Striker

Guler injured

[humble trench]

All I see for past few months is Mbappe to Madrid will happen, won't happen

It's just dumb

[light sparrow]

I'm broken

[surreal snow]

THE PLANE HAS COME TO A COMPLETE STOP

[tribal light]

CL final City vs Bayern

Game of the Decade

[humble trench]

City making finals? Nah

[light sparrow]

Safe and sound

[humble trench]

They gonna get out in quarters

[tribal light]

Tho I gotta say

[light sparrow]

Why? Who else then?

[tribal light]

Haaland was basically non existent in the past friendlies

[humble trench]

Let's see who performs in groups

[strong saddle]

Holy mackerel

[tidal hornet]

Now for Levy to surprise us by revealing he flew to Munich from USA too

[strong saddle]

After weeks of agony

[light sparrow]

NO

[proper wind]

in 5 minutes

[surreal snow]

honest reaction

[proper wind]

months*

[dire willow]

Munich to USA is like 10-12 hours

[humble trench]

More like 1 month

[strong saddle]

WE'RE GETTING THE ENGLISH CAPTAIN

[proper wind]

more like 14 i think?

[surreal snow]

1 year of drama has ended

[dire willow]

Orlando to London is 9

[proper wind]

depends on the plane really but usually around like 10-12 i think

[long fox]

The English captain playin in Germany feels surreal

[proper wind]

i think 14 was dubai to NY but im not sure

[surreal snow]

BREAKING🚨: KANE HAS BROKEN HIS LEG WHILE EXITING THE AIRCRAFT

WITNESSES REPORT OF A BALD FIGURE TRIPPING KANE DOWN THE STAIRS

[tribal light]

What are you waffling bro

You good?

[surreal snow]

BEFORE FLEEING THE SCENE, THE FIGURE SAID: "No trophy for you Harry"

[tribal light]

[surreal snow]

Let me waffle

[strong saddle]

Lmfao

[light sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/voldemort-laughing-gif-9455455

[surreal snow]

my very own imiasammia post

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690049775050072066?t=Ejjp99-knFJq7FsOvGmveQ&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane said he leaves Tottenham with “mixed emotions and a ‘heavy heart’. It was too hard to turn down this move [to Bayern].” - Before he left for Munich today

[@SkySportsNews via @TheSpursExpress]

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244

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 5:17 PM

[light sparrow]

Poor spurs

[long fox]

Spurs can jog on, banter club

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690050383693967360

[tidal hornet]

How did we manage £86m + £8m. This is too good

[tribal light]

I do understand that Spurs didn't want to let him go

But bro

Tf is that whole drama for

110mil now or you're losing him on free next season

[strong saddle]

€110m

[tribal light]

You won't win anything with or without Kane

[strong saddle]

Third time's the charm ig

[tidal hornet]

Tottenham couldn't even get £100m out of Kane. Bayern are too good at this

[humble trench]

The drama was Bayern not paying what Spurs asked for

Offering 70M and 80M bids

They dragged this on

[tribal light]

It's either take the money or lose him for free next season

Nobody other than Bayern was bidding for him

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690051430999040004

[light sparrow]

Wait so he has to pass medical > get signed officially > get registered by 3pm tomorrow to play?

Is it really a good idea he hasn't even met anyone yet

[tidal hornet]

That's what needs to happen, yeah

[tidal hornet]

One training session before the match tomorrow. That's his only chance to play with his new teammates before going into a real match

[dire willow]

Welcome to Munchen, Kane

Has Kane played with anyone on the current Bayern squad period?

[digital flax]

I don't think so

No

[dire willow]

Oof

No English?

[rancid pewter]

No

[dire willow]

Oof

[light sparrow]

Well let's hope kane isn't shy LOL

[digital flax]

It's ready

[long fox]

Levy's waiting in there

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/plettigoal/status/1690056212715315210?s=46

[edgy parcel]

Players like Kane id imagine fit in immediately

Good enough to learn on the fly

[proper wind]

THE RED AUDI IS HERE

[neon atlas]

servus

[long fox]

Rival fans are desperate for Kane to flop

Mostly Spurs fans lmao

[glossy escarp]

I pretty much want you guys to win tomorrow with Kane somewhere for the memes

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690059491977367552?t=DcKBTFvNw3Xpob69ppOFzw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Fans taking advantage of the opportunity [🎥 @mano_bonke]
https://t.co/e5xiUL2H8O

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276

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 5:55 PM

[glossy escarp]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1690059286628470784

[surreal snow]

id like to take advantage of kane

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690059779618566145?t=J7kIA1EYhEnD4sUkF_2-bg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are trying everything to register Harry Kane in time so he can be in the squad against Leipzig tomorrow [@cfbayern]

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208

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 5:57 PM

https://twitter.com/FCBMDaily/status/1690060219257159681?t=8lsspFSrPmIHyHDwOesCwQ&s=19

Bayern Daily (@FCBMDaily)

He is here!

@mano_bonke

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 5:58 PM

HE'S HERE

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/mano_bonke/status/1690059366836129792?s=46

[light sparrow]

Exciting times

How long does medical usually take?

[exotic python]

He looks so shy lmao

[digital flax]

Someone said 2 days

Lol

[exotic python]

He’ll get to know everyone tho

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690060665774317569?t=Q9jiEHC0NkSMLb-Hmpz32Q&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane on the way to his medical check [🎥 @mano_bonke]
https://t.co/UC00DXEj2W

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129

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 6:00 PM

[surreal snow]

depends

[deft ravine]

He looks so adorable! We are so lucky!

[surreal snow]

if they want to do it quickly, its done before midnight

which they will do

[glossy escarp]

They want him in your match tomorrow

So they're going to try to push things along

Especially with him being there now after hours of waiting

[proper wind]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690061071988514817?t=wOv_o-lezX3ulTtFW4kV1A&s=19

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690061071988514817?t=bTPYnaXEz4OcsVqZKH8uWA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kane at the Barmherzigen Brüder Hospital for his medical [🎥 @Sky_Torben]
https://t.co/NjWB8v2Lsn

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 6:02 PM

kane looks weirded out

[proper wind]

bro what do u expect

[glossy escarp]

Watch him speak full English during his interview

[proper wind]

u got loads of cameras in ur face

[proper wind]

he doesnt know any other language what do u think he'll do 😭

[glossy escarp]

He should've already been studying German

The saga was going on for awhile

It's not like the idea was last minute

[tidal rapids]

I am pretty sure a lot of players speak English, so he should be fine

[exotic python]

Bro looks so lost💀

Davies and Musiala knows good english they’ll take care of him

[edgy parcel]

Thats so funny 😭

[edgy parcel]

Kane barely speaks english if were being honest mate

[exotic python]

I hope his german is better lmfaooo

[edgy parcel]

I know accents are different and all

But everytime I hear that bloke speak I can pick up like 5 words out of a sentence 🤣

[long fox]

It sounds like Gibberish

[light sparrow]

It's not that bad to be honest

[edgy parcel]

To be completely fair I’m an American

So

That heavy of a essex accent kills me

I think thats his accent, im no expert

[deft ravine]

Doesn’t matter how he speaks, as long as he’s scoring goals!

Messi can’t speak English either

[edgy parcel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tKYWbR1Sljo?feature=share

From my understanding Messi actually speaks english, just doesnt want to do interviews and stuff cuz its really broken

[proper wind]

opinions??

occasionally rest müller for sané/gnabry/coman and mazraoui RWB or sum idk

and ofc start tel every now and then and sub him on in most games

musiala in a free roam role kinda cause he can dribble anywhere

müller does not go into the wing, he stays SS

coman obviously will overlap and attack on the wings

[long fox]

What about the PSV dude?

[proper wind]

tillman?

[long fox]

Nah

[proper wind]

ohhh

[long fox]

Forgot his name ffs

[proper wind]

sanagré

if we sign him then we will have to offload a midfielder cause we'll be overloaded

laimer is class but sanagré actually solves our DM problems

@humble trench this is a rough image of what it would look like in possession

coman obviously will not come back to defend as much, not like davies who i expect to be running up and down the flank

but imo this is our BEST current lineup + kepa

gnabry has been cooking this pre season, could rotate the attack every now and then and slot him into that ST/RAM/RWB position

[exotic python]

Lwb or cdm

[proper wind]

for laimer in midfield or for davies on the left

guerreiro does not push up on the left like davies

yeah

wait I'll make an in-possession thingy for guerreiro over davies

fr

[edgy parcel]

Is kepa official?

[proper wind]

no

but im assuming he's what we'll end up with

[proper wind]

now this is what I'd imagine our team to look like in-possession in case my 3421 idea was actually made reality

he's the opposite of nagelsmann

nagelsmann's style was once u get the ball back

go for long balls and risky plays

a high-risk high-reward system

tuchel however prefers possession and patient build up

upamecano fit perfectly in the system

and our back 3 defensive setup allowed for lots of versatility amongst our defenders

de ligt offered the solidity and exceptional defensive ability

upamecano was pretty complete tbh he was a fantastic tackler and had amazing long line-breaking passes

pavard usually went into that RCB spot in possession and transitioned to RB in a back 4 out-of-possession shape with davies coming back to LB

pavard has amazing offensive abilities and is not afraid to attack the keeper

[dire willow]

I think Kane works with more straight forward plays

Something like Tuchel

[proper wind]

yeah direct passing

augsburg

karate kick goal

5-3

and a close range volley from a mané bicycle kick goal

make me bayern coach ill win back to back sextuples fr

yeah

[exotic python]

Tottenham will be so bad rn without kane

Maddison striker typa szn

[proper wind]

for us or spurs

oh wait

[humble trench]

For Spurs

[proper wind]

i genuinely forgot they dont have european football

💀

[humble trench]

Ange winning the treble in 3 years

[proper wind]

we will be there

he's australian????

[humble trench]

He turns spurs upside down

From shiet to good

Bro said romanian

[proper wind]

de gea prolly going to madrid

livakovic isnt coming

[edgy parcel]

Gnarby gonna be too busy shopping at Gucci

[quiet ermine]

Mbappe.

Any more Kane news

It’s 5am for me rn I wanna see the epl kick off

[strong saddle]

We got him

[quiet ermine]

like 100%?

[proper wind]

doing his medical rn

[quiet ermine]

Done done

[proper wind]

10000%

[quiet ermine]

now I can start this chant

[proper wind]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690061071988514817?t=wOv_o-lezX3ulTtFW4kV1A&s=19

[quiet ermine]

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM?

[edgy parcel]

Only way this falls through is if they find out Kane’s legs dont work

[quiet ermine]

WHAT DO WE THINK OF SH*T

Oooo here comes the kick off

Thank you!

anyone watching epl kick off

[proper wind]

OH WAIT RIGHT TONIGHT IS EPL NIGHT

ima try to watch 🙏

[quiet ermine]

Yessir

Well tomorning for me

[proper wind]

predictions?

ez burnley win imo

[quiet ermine]

I’m Aussie

[proper wind]

oh

[long fox]

That's alright, we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham. 10-3, 10-3, 10-3

[edgy parcel]

Noon here mate

Good ole sunny Southern California

[proper wind]

6-0 burnley, james trafford super hat trick (he's the goalie)

[edgy parcel]

Jamie Tartt 90+1

[quiet ermine]

5am games xD

[edgy parcel]

I feel that

[quiet ermine]

I’m lucky it’s a weekend

[edgy parcel]

Following Bayern while in the USA is a grind at times

[quiet ermine]

3am

Well womens normal time

[proper wind]

W tho

11pm here

[quiet ermine]

And following arsenal in Australia 🤦‍♀️

[edgy parcel]

That is touggghhh

[quiet ermine]

“Pep’s still bolding”

Fr bro

[proper wind]

what made u an arsenal fan

[quiet ermine]

My family

[proper wind]

ah same here my family aint even european but us syrians got a thing for bayern and germany idk what it is

but im glad my mom made me a bayern fan

[quiet ermine]

I’m new to football I’ve been watching for a few years

[proper wind]

ah

[edgy parcel]

Im a bayern fan cuz when i was just a wee child I lived in Germany cuz my dad was stationed there

[proper wind]

thats cool

[edgy parcel]

Should technically cheer for Dusseldorf but my father only knew one german club and he took me to a game in Munich

[proper wind]

i remember watching a dortmund game w my mom once, might have been der klassiker idk but lewa was in dortmund back then and i was a kid

my mom wasnt a dortmund fan or anything

[edgy parcel]

Lewa dortmund days were legendary

[proper wind]

but she was flipping through the channels and just happened to land on that

[edgy parcel]

Lewa and Reus superfriendship

[proper wind]

so i remember it was a throw in

and lewa goes to take the throw in

so i ask my mom "whats his name?"

she says "lewandowski"

[edgy parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/lewy-lewangoalski-robert-lewandowski-lewandowski-fcb-gif-20687830

[proper wind]

i say "he's my favorite player" i have no idea why, it was literally cause he was the only player whose name i knew

[quiet ermine]

There’s the kick off

[proper wind]

i didnt watch football a lot back then i was like 8 or sum

[edgy parcel]

Thats awesome

[proper wind]

fast forward a few years

im a bayern fan

and what do you know

lewa's bayern's main man

[quiet ermine]

It’s 0-0

[proper wind]

now its kane

feels surreal icl

anyways i became a bayern fan in like 2014 i think when my mom put on bayern games every now and then

cause she's a bayern fan and her favorite player is robben, always has been

she doesnt know much about ball but she knows enough to be a bayern fan and that in itself is a massive W

what

anyways so i remember tuning into a bayern vs hamburg game

it was 6-0

bayern

then 7

then 8

groningen?

[proper wind]

and we were just laughing

[quiet ermine]

Do you guys live in Munich!

?*

[proper wind]

i think thats when i became a bayern fan? prolly a bit before but i was so young i forgot when exactly the first bayern game that i watched was

[quiet ermine]

ERLING SCORED!

[proper wind]

but i know I've been a bayern fan for as long as i can remember cause i dont remember much from before turning 6 or 7

[quiet ermine]

HAALAND'!!!!!!!

[proper wind]

nope

[proper wind]

who else but the robot 💀

[quiet ermine]

FIRST EPL GOAL OF THE SEASON..ERLING HAALAND

and we should’ve signed Ronaldo 🤦‍♀️

bro 1-0 already five mins into the game

[long fox]

Bayern channel talkin about the PL all of a sudden, damn

[quiet ermine]

Come on we got nothing to do

[proper wind]

fr

[glossy escarp]

What's going on?

Usually medicals don't take this long

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690083809515929601?t=MXlK3TlO9sDGeTWVY2FEhA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane has completed the first part of his Bayern medical [🎥 @MailSport]
https://t.co/lgl1PfWwxJ

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 7:32 PM

[dire willow]

Let's GO

[glossy escarp]

You guys know what's interesting?

I'm not a Tottenham fan nor Bayern fan but have probably been just as invested in this transfer saga as you guys have

I ended up tangled with you guys towards the end

[proper wind]

everyone was

[glossy escarp]

[proper wind]

one of the most confusing transfer sagas ever

[surreal snow]

this saga was on par with mbappe

[proper wind]

how bad was the mbappe saga

i only got invested towards the end

[glossy escarp]

It's still going on

[surreal snow]

this window not as bad

[proper wind]

oh

[surreal snow]

last window was crazy

[proper wind]

ohhhh

[surreal snow]

where they already sold mbappe jerseys

[proper wind]

oh yeah i remember now

he agreed terms and all that then changed his mind last minute

yeah i was there i remember

[modern escarp]

confirmation when

[pale topaz]

few hours

[glossy escarp]

Do medicals always take this long, or is it just that we're constantly thinking about it?

[modern escarp]

😔

[proper wind]

constantly thinking about it

medicals usually dont take long

[pale topaz]

We keep thinking about it

[proper wind]

he should be done in a few hours

I'll prolly be asleep when the official announcement happens

[digital flax]

Announcing prolly tomorrow

[dire willow]

I'll probably be on a flight

We know that Kane has part of the medical finished

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1690096368839200768?t=wVLgB3fVkEZmoNOuPDtzyg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane has arrived at Säbener Straße for the second part of his medical [🎥 @SkySportsNews]
https://t.co/dLb4xpIw8M

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 8:22 PM

Kane is definetly in the squad tommorow

but will it be a good decision to start him

after all he has 0 chemistry with the others

[long fox]

He ain't starting

[bitter quest]

Hi

[glossy escarp]

He really shouldn't

At best he should be a very late sub

[strong saddle]

Starting him would not be wise

[humble trench]

Let him cook

[glossy escarp]

It's not a good idea

He'll only have one training session under his belt

Starting him after only training him once could actually be a risk

[neon atlas]

risk of wat

[dire willow]

But what if Bayern lose

[neon atlas]

we should start him

cuz why not

i mean

he just joined

so he most likely wont

we can start tel and then maybe last min kane sub?

[surreal snow]

kane should Play 15 mins minimum

honestly im scared we're losing to Leipzig

[long fox]

Start Tel

[surreal snow]

there are 2 possible outcomes:

1: Bayern win: "Kane wins a trophy in his first match as a bayern player" Banter towards Tottenham

2. Leipzig win: "The Kane trophy curse is real"

1 will be heaven on earth icl

its basically heaven or hell no inbetween

[long fox]

It's the Supercup lol

If we win, I'll banter. If we lose, it's just the Supercup

[neon atlas]

kane about to win his first trophy already tho

warra w

let bro cook

[strong saddle]

Can we let him lift it first

[neon atlas]

frrr

[dire willow]

What's the latest?

[humble trench]

No latest

Bayern and Spurs fans become friends

https://twitter.com/axelthfc/status/1689882929378320385?t=xjGfeUgJLXtMD97Bxw4aqw&s=19

🇸🇪 on Twitter

@iMiaSanMia @David_Ornstein Bayern fans can we be friends now?

We’re all Kane fans here🤝

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 6:14 AM

https://twitter.com/LeroyPrince77/status/1690056568274853894?t=xjGfeUgJLXtMD97Bxw4aqw&s=19

L.Prince 👑 on Twitter

Spurs fans can we be friends now?

We’re all Kane fans here🤝

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 5:44 PM

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1690119270275891200?s=46

[exotic python]

He will sign tmrw lads

[glossy escarp]

So he won't be able to participate in tomorrow's match?

[exotic python]

I dont think so tbh

Sadly

[glossy escarp]

Will he even get a medal? @exotic python

[long fox]

If all's done till 3 PM, he'll be there

[glossy escarp]

hm..

To think all this would've been done and over with if Levy wasn't a git and let him leave like he was supposed to

[quiet ermine]

Bro just signed up a trophy

w Kane passion>miney

Money*

[inner trail]

Man

This saga is nuts

Sorry lads

Wrong chat

Enjoy Kane

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/larsngc/status/1690133912318574592?s=46

[exotic python]

He seems to love the fans lmaooo

[humble trench]

soooo official today

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1690143488959287302?s=46

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1690156871464681472?s=46

Bayern & Germany on Twitter

Harry Kane paperwork being signed at 2am - both Bayern and the player are hoping he’s all OK to play in the Super Cup against RB Leipzig [@MiguelDelaney]

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 12:22 AM

https://fxtwitter.com/thomassist25_/status/1690158311394467841?s=46

[tender cedar]

I really hope that he gets to play against Leipzig

[digital flax]

“Go to bed, it's too late.” 😭😭

[tender cedar]

😂

[dire willow]

IT'S DONE

[humble trench]

Bro they need to learn what sleep is lol