kane
#bayern-munich
vagrant flame
exotic python
Bro what
vagrant flame
he should have left a long time ago
exotic python
Its never too late
dire willow
This is the first time a deal has been agreed for Kane
vagrant flame
he didnt even force his way out for city
surreal snow
its crazy how much pr surrounds kane
tidal hornet
Pretty sure he refused to show up to training in his attempt to join City
dire willow
Levy is a hard negotiator. The fact a deal was made is big enough
long fox
r/soccer finna go ballistic if the Here we Go happens
surreal snow
ngl Levy owned us
dire willow
It'd be funny if Plettenberg reports no deal
surreal snow
but its a win win situation for everyone
dire willow
Because he's been very optimistic of a deal and Ornstein leaned towards Kane staying
exotic python
It'd be funny if Plettenberg reports no deal
Pleppenperg
surreal snow
we get a top striker, Tottenham get money, kane gets to win trophies
tidal hornet
Everything in the past has been teams struggling to strike a deal with Levy. This time, it's entirely down to Kane to make the final decision
tacit oysterBOT
dire willow
Now Ornstein reports the move
long fox
I thought a personal agreement wasn't a problem
tidal hornet
It was only this week that it seemed like Kane started to like Ange
dire willow
But for some reason we need a double check
exotic python
We are at the finish line and now Kane doesn’t want to win
safe glen
Levy and Kane just trolling Yall at this point
long fox
If Kane says no, he deserves to end his career completely trophyless
little holly
Kane might use Bayern to get a better contract at Spurs
surreal snow
if kane stays at spurs its like the popular boy in high school movies choosing the nerdy girl instead of the bratty girl
dire willow
No
surreal snow
its a canon event
dire willow
Nerdy girl is at least smart
tidal hornet
Kane might use Bayern to get a better contract at Spurs
Weren't Tottenham offering him a better contract really early on?
dire willow
Spurs fails at everything
exotic python
if kane stays at spurs its like the popular boy in high school movies choosing t...
Well thats the better move lmaoo
exotic python
If Kane stays I’m going off the internet for the whole szn
surreal snow
forget the win on his debut
bitter wolf
WE GOT HARRY KANE
long fox
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689579578287706112?t=3hlsjXclP0fJ3ccx8b9P...
No debut trophy, sad
exotic python
Would be nice to see him agaisnt Leipzig I’m just happy if he gets here
proper wind
I JUST SAW THE KANE NEWS
light sparrow
I JUST SAW THE KANE NEWS
Ahahaha we are all landing here one by one
It's very exciting
humble trench
😔
dire willow
This is going to be nerving for the next while
humble trench
exotic python
Can kane accept the move soon
dire willow
Honestly I think Shearer keeps his record regardless but barely
Kane can still fall off
surreal snow
https://twitter.com/TheSpursExpress/status/1689579133259378689?t=OkeAbGoPrDnbvx_...
we got bamboozled
hardy shuttle
dire willow
Nvm Plettenberg gave in
long fox
So it's officially happening?
surreal snow
get ready for the "was kane worth the money?" "is the harry kane trophy curse real?" "is kane the next mane?" news
surreal snow
So it's officially happening?
yea
humble trench
get ready for the "was kane worth the money?" "is the harry kane trophy curse re...
No yes maybe
surreal snow
one stinker from kane and football will jump on it
dire willow
If Kane accepts I can see here we go in the next 48 hours
humble trench
The one stinker is missing a pen
surreal snow
kane is probably flying to munich tommorow or today
Idk if i want a kane debut in the supercup or tel starting to win it for us
dire willow
Current plan is Bremen on August 18th
nimble nimbus
Levy the scammer
deft epoch
Honestly I think Shearer keeps his record regardless but barely
Watch Kane join say hull city at 37
And break the record
humble trench
aint no way💀💀
tacit oysterBOT
surreal snow
no idea if hes good or not
does anyone know
cant leave your phone for a second
exotic python
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689594408222576640?t=P1onpxyd6FfboLrKBsDm...
Great potential
Having him and laimer would be Nice
exotic python
True true
humble trench
And that nothing is Goretzka and Ulreich
surreal snow
goodbye goretzka
Kane, Kim, Guerreiro, Laimer, Sangare, Diogo Costa
perfect window
long fox
Kane, Kim, Guerreiro, Laimer, Sangare, Diogo Costa
Kepa, not Costa
long fox
News everywhere today, hate it when it happens so suddenly after weeks of torturous silence
surreal snow
Maybe a very important day in terms of new eras
ivory pivot
exotic python
https://twitter.com/skykaveh/status/1689595862551322625?s=46&t=ae-Q38M0hKIllff2m...
Not at all lmao
tribal light
Kane is coming
digital flax
Twitter
tribal light
If Kane decides to stay at Tottenham
He's officially the biggest Clown
Not even Lukaku being that Bad
digital flax
dire willow
Chaos
humble trench
dire willow
Bayern activated the Dragon Balls and got Kane and the Prime sponsorship
dire willow
Do Prime still sponsor Arsenal?
humble trench
isnt that sheet only sell in uk and usa
little holly
Bayern getting prime Kane
exotic python
Davies and Gnabry mad af rn
exotic python
ivory pivot
Ksi and Logan got prime for Bayern as well lmao
Yes
deft epoch
https://twitter.com/Santi_J_FM/status/1689596518758490112
Who
ivory pivot
He’s good
deft epoch
Anyone who can defend well at 6 is fine btw
At this point
Btw the season where Bayern won UCL....goretzka and Thiago played as mids
Kimmich as Rb
A thing to consider maybe if Bayern can't get a 6
digital flax
humble trench
L
proper wind
A thing to consider maybe if Bayern can't get a 6
why do people not understand that kimmich doesnt play RB anymore
he used to play there cause we had good midfielders in thiago and goretzka and he was the main RB but after thiago left he said he wants to play midfield rather than RB and he didnt like RB
proper wind
he used to play there cause we had good midfielders in thiago and goretzka and h...
hence the signing of a new RB in pavard and not a midfielder to replace thiago
proper wind
2 biggest clubs itw in the race for Kepa
what desperation does
humble trench
proper wind
PR boost
humble trench
at least better than rb
deft epoch
why do people not understand that kimmich doesnt play RB anymore
Better than Pavard as rb for team
Anyways best position for Kimmich is cmf
And so is best place for goretzka
And gravenberch
Best position for pavard is cb
Or rb if it's asymmetric 4213/433 with right cmf overlapping with him while left back bombs forward
Which basically makes Kimmich hybrid dmf/rb depending on pavard position
deft epoch
Or rb if it's asymmetric 4213/433 with right cmf overlapping with him while left...
Flick did this a lot btw when Pavard was fit and played as rb
proper wind
Anyways best position for Kimmich is cmf
yes
deft epoch
Kimmich thinks his best position is as dmf though
This club is pure entertainment sometimes
deft epoch
Not bad at all
proper wind
bayern woke up today
proper wind
Not bad at all
yeah pretty good deal
proper wind
bayern woke up today
agreed kane deal with levy, made an offer for kepa, joined race for caicedo and sanagré, partnered with prime
such a weird day
deft epoch
Y caicedo?
Isn't he like a b2b player?
Gravenberch would cry in his hotel at this rate
Sanagre I didn't know him but looks a proper 6
proper wind
i have no idea what kind of player caicedo is
i didnt know they already sent a bid
deft epoch
Lemme check sanagre
proper wind
aight
tidal hornet
too expensive but they joined the race according to reports
Only English media are saying that though
proper wind
oh
deft epoch
i have no idea what kind of player caicedo is
Seems like yaya toure
B2b engine
But they r comparing him to Rice
Height 178 cm though
Sanagre 191 cm
little holly
We can negotiate for Sergi Roberto if y'all need a DM
humble trench
Stfu
little holly
Asking price won't exceed 25m
humble trench
We'll ask for De Jong though
little holly
Unless a certain turtle decides to leave
dire willow
Mbappe will stay
tacit oysterBOT
humble trench
Yeah
dire willow
Yay
humble trench
Too bad new ucl format is shiet
dire willow
Mbappes going to have no football this season and then do a Hazard by the 2024 Euros
timid acorn
Is the new ucl format to be followed from 2024?
humble trench
And big clubs can't play in europa
dire willow
Yes
humble trench
Yes
dire willow
And big clubs can't play in europa
Yeah this is the worst part
humble trench
That means united can finish in europa and still play ucl
dire willow
I don't mind the new format but the groups and demotion to Europa was a great system
timid acorn
When will be the new format used?
humble trench
The szn after this upcoming one
dire willow
This is the last season with the current format
I hope they reverse the decision but probably not
humble trench
I mean current times
humble trench
I have a better ucl format
2 swiss brackets with 16 teams each
wrong discord
oops
proper wind
tidal hornet
That's, what, £86m + £18m add-ons?
mossy cave
100m fixed with up 20m on add ons
tidal hornet
Euros and pounds m8
tidal hornet
Twitter
exotic python
What
deft epoch
Bruh
If that happens y were Bayern fighting for this long in 1st place
Kane will join☕
dire willow
https://fxtwitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1689641709398077441?s=46
British media running wild
deft epoch
Poster boy joining Bayern
dire willow
He's 90/10 joining
The 10 is Ange
British Media have been reporting Kane staying over and over. There is no logical reason why he should stay
tidal hornet
Pletti saying it is now 
dire willow
Link tweet
tidal hornet
tidal hornet
The final act of negotiating we need to do; reconvince Kane to join us
dire willow
Kane is about to make the worst decision of his career
tidal hornet
The best or worst, yeah
deft epoch
https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1689645444014731265
Bring in those ppts
tidal hornet
Where's Brazzo when you need him!
deft epoch
Or get sacked....whoever is in charge of transfers
deft epoch
Where's Brazzo when you need him!
Sacked in the morning
dire willow
I still think Kane goes
proper wind
i believe kane will join
he will think about it but in the end he will join
thats my take
dire willow
Most likely he was comfortable staying at Spurs and needs within 48 hours to join
Leaving a club after that long is a tough choice but this really is Kane's last chance for a good trophy season
proper wind
thing is he was the one trying to force his way out, now when he finally gets what he wants he starts chickening out???
dire willow
I could see why Kane would stay for club loyalty, but honestly it would still be a horrible choice
Stockholm Syndrome?
deft epoch
Stockholm Syndrome?
Ffs
dire willow
Kane does not carry Spurs
proper wind
he's been loyal for his whole career and he's one no real trophies in his whole career
proper wind
Kane does not carry Spurs
he carries them only as far as 6th place
deft epoch
he's been loyal for his whole career and he's one no real trophies in his whole ...
He was in Arsenal academy
proper wind
getting into ucl football is not a one man job
deft epoch
He can join Bayern
proper wind
He was in Arsenal academy
whole senior career
deft epoch
Without issues
dire willow
Kane could hold out for an England trophy and hope for a BIG payday from Spurs
However I don't know
proper wind
he literally was the first person to agree to the deal, now he's the one who might stop it??? it makes no sense to me
deft epoch
Big payday and spurs in the same sentence
proper wind
okay look
dire willow
he literally was the first person to agree to the deal, now he's the one who mig...
Tbh it is a bit silly
proper wind
here's what i think
he's not hesitant on whether he wants to join bayern or not, but he's hesitant about what to do w his family in munich so needs a day or two to plan out his new life there
thats what i think
find a home, talk it over w his wife and all that
light sparrow
Um
light sparrow
I don't think so, he's had months to think and discuss w the fam
deft epoch
His family will be fine
dire willow
he's not hesitant on whether he wants to join bayern or not, but he's hesitant a...
That's also a good point
Bayern do have a place for him though
proper wind
I don't think so, he's had months to think and discuss w the fam
in the end nobody knows but kane
so that's my take
deft epoch
Lewandowski apartment would be empty
digital flax
he's not hesitant on whether he wants to join bayern or not, but he's hesitant a...
For a move like this everything should be settled already
proper wind
proper wind
For a move like this everything should be settled already
yeah
digital flax
We had reports that his wife was in Germany
tidal hornet
If you had Bayern going after you for ages and your own club was listening to their offers, of course you should be considering whether you'll move or not early
deft epoch
Kane just might be shocked that Tottenham accepted....he would take few hours to gain consciousness from shock....and then sign for Bayern
dire willow
This is a bit obsurd tbh. I think Kane does eventually accept but if he ends up not going then idk
deft epoch
That's prolly it
tidal hornet
Twitter
dire willow
Granted this is also the Bayern channel who are obviously biased towards a Kane move
tidal hornet
Just sign the paper, Kane
digital flax
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689651738381611008
Well, blame your chairman
dire willow
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689651738381611008
So he could plan things out more
Honestly it is up to Kane, they COULD agree to a deal to sign for the 24/25 season actually
tribal light
Kane is hesitating
dire willow
Ala Nkunku
tidal hornet
Kane is hesitating
Yes, but why
tribal light
Im starting to believe that Kane is affraid of winning something in his life ngl.
proper wind
why pay 100m to sign him next year rather than wait a year and sign him on a free
dire willow
Better form ig
tribal light
He wont join Bayern next year
deft epoch
Im starting to believe that Kane is affraid of winning something in his life ngl...
He won Audi cup....he will sign for Bayern
dire willow
Also Kane is likely to re sign for Spurs if he stays
tribal light
If Kane leaves for free next Season he'll join Utd
That's for sure
Or any other PL club
But not bayern
dire willow
Highly doubt he joins a PL club
split hedge
This kane situation is so funny man
tidal hornet
He'll stay in EPL so he can have a better shot at Europe while also getting his goal scoring record
split hedge
All that trouble with Levy only for Kane to go "you know what nah"
dire willow
Nobody cares about a goal scoring record
tribal light
Than Lukaku
dire willow
Kane's reputation is going to sink and he'll eventually leave for Saudi
tribal light
^
split hedge
He's being compared to Totti and Maldini
Mate those players actually won league titles
proper wind
one of the things i cant make sense of is what impressed him about "ange ball"???
is this what's impressing him?
dire willow
Bayern likely will not want him because all that work just for a last second denial isn't exactly nice
United nah
split hedge
is this what's impressing him?
It's not every day you convincingly beat Lion City Sailors
deft epoch
Bayern likely will not want him because all that work just for a last second den...
What about pain in the arsenal
He wouldn't even need to shift home for that
dire willow
Take your time and make the right move when it's best
deft epoch
Take your time and make the right move when it's best
Basically you r telling Kane to move to Bayern next year
proper wind
It's not every day you convincingly beat Lion City Sailors
fr 🗣‼️
tribal light
is this what's impressing him?
Couldnt even beat West Ham
dire willow
Not quite but it does make sense as long as it's impossible for him to re sign for Spurs
Allows him to plan out
proper wind
if putting 5 past a random singaporean team and a ukranian team is impressive to kane, imagine his shock seeing bayern 27-0 vs a 9th tier german club
humble trench
Kane has stockholm syndrome
deft epoch
You didn't get the joke though
tribal light
That's literally loser mentality
Bro wanna reach Top 4 instead of actually being Top 1
tribal light
I dont even get it, his Camp said they wanted an answer till end of the week
Now they got an Answer
And he's hesitating
deft epoch
Tucheliban ball won UCL
humble trench
It's easy to say yes to a move
But when it actually comes to signing contracts and stuff
tribal light
Yeah, we've seen that with Mbappe
proper wind
I dont even get it, his Camp said they wanted an answer till end of the week
bro been bluffing so hard
tribal light
It's madness
deft epoch
It could still very well be kane and Bayern agreeing on a move but not a contract yet
light sparrow
But when it actually comes to signing contracts and stuff
Makes sense, maybe just the lawyers reviewing contracts atm. That takes time and they can't confirm till it's done
tribal light
Honestly, if Kane is staying at Spurs he's officially the biggest Loser in the Prem
No Cap
tidal hornet
Twitter
dire willow
I too am puzzled
proper wind
everyone is puzzled
tidal hornet
Kane expected something from Tottenham before he leaves?
pale topaz
any idea on who might be next keeper
dire willow
any idea on who might be next keeper
Sommer IF YOU DIDN'T SELL HIM TO INTER
deft epoch
any idea on who might be next keeper
KEPAr
deft epoch
Sommer IF YOU DIDN'T SELL HIM TO INTER
Already did
pale topaz
Why kepa
pale topaz
Sommer IF YOU DIDN'T SELL HIM TO INTER
Hes already in inter
tribal light
Worst Transfer Season since decades
pale topaz
Worst Transfer Season since decades
were gonna lose
deft epoch
Worst Transfer Season since decades
Actually could be one of better ones
Kane,kepa,Ibrahim,kim not bad
pale topaz
exactly
tacit oysterBOT
tribal light
We're so dry this season
Kane taking way too long
Osmihen willing to join us but his Price tag is madness
pale topaz
Osmihen willing to join us but his Price tag is madness
like what 150m?
tribal light
Muani is too expensive for his Perfomance
tribal light
like what 150m?
Yeah
deft epoch
Osmihen willing to join us but his Price tag is madness
Madness is like gravity all it takes is a little push
tribal light
David?
tribal light
Huh
deft epoch
50 million for some Ligue1 hotshot
50 million plus
pale topaz
yes but i dont think bayern will get kane
pale topaz
yes but i dont think bayern will get kane
I already lost my hope
deft epoch
yes but i dont think bayern will get kane
Bruh
If Kane doesn't join now then Bayern transfer would be a meme template
digital flax
Tbh it might be his family
His wife is probably pregnant around the 8th month
idk if airlines allow her to travel in her condition
deft epoch
There r hospitals in country
pale topaz
hold up did bayern and tottenham agree on something?
digital flax
There r hospitals in country
Yes, but some airlines have a threshold around 32 weeks pregnancy
long fox
tacit oysterBOT
long fox
Damm
deft epoch
Kane was planning to stay at spurs as bid was rejected prolly and then Bayern got another bid accepted....Kane would just be surprised at sudden change that's it
I don't think he would reject
proper wind
Kane was planning to stay at spurs as bid was rejected prolly and then Bayern go...
also a good point
near vale
deft epoch
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689660299220066304?t=2CmbSqb2N-wdcGwY8pkq...
Bruh like fr
tribal light
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689660299220066304?t=2CmbSqb2N-wdcGwY8pkq...
Bayern shouldn't have interest in a player who dribbles in his own box and then also loses the ball miserably
proper wind
Only PSG player I'd take is Hakimi
hakimi or mbappe but nobody else tbh
tribal light
Nah, Mbappe can stay away
Don't want none of his clown drama 5 years later
Osimhen the only Striker I'd want but not for that Price
He'd be perfect
Young
Dynamic
surreal snow
surreal snow
https://vxtwitter.com/inside_ffm/status/1689682326496714775?t=fHIYzAajpywcPi3Hm9...
hes reliable
Addendum to @HKane: @FCBayern is relaxed and preparing the contracts. They assume that the media want to slaughter the story. They have the verbal agreement from #Kane. #FCBa
dire willow
I have heard that Kane is negotiating with another club
No idea what to believe anymore
long fox
It's all BS until someone reliable confirms it
dire willow
Ig we wait and see
tidal hornet
Different sources are saying entirely different things
tidal hornet
One saying Ange is looking promising for Kane, another saying a brand new offer from an unnamed club, one saying Kane is upset at Tottenham, another saying Kane believes this was done too late for him to want to move now.
And now that one saying there's nothing to fear.
dire willow
Could be British media causing chaos
But idrk
It seems to be agreed that Kane is somewhat resistant but we don't know for sure
wispy nymph
dire willow
A deal has been agreed, waiting on Kane
Kane is seemingly undecided but we don't know the true story
tidal hornet
Media is absolutely everywhere about it, so I wouldn't trust any one of them right now
long fox
When's he supposed to make his decision?
exotic python
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689660299220066304?t=2CmbSqb2N-wdcGwY8pkq...
Let Barca have him my god
tidal hornet
Twitter
dire willow
I hope so too
proper wind
i believe
humble trench
I also believe in DV
edgy parcel
Should have just unloaded the baggage on Osimhen
proper wind
I also believe in DV
whats DV
edgy parcel
Deez Vnuts
proper wind
oh
dire willow
Bruh
tidal hornet
Second one saying it's a problem between Kane and Tottenham
exotic python
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689697397180452864?t=J8lU7UWIQu13szf9eqND...
We’re desperate now💀
tribal light
Bro this is the most annoying Transfer i've ever witnessed
And i thought Napoli was greedy for still wanting money for KMJ even tho we activated his Clause
safe glen
It's Levy
proper wind
exotic python
Nah we're not
I’m referring to the source
proper wind
dire willow
Defo leaning into the financial details theory
long fox
Just.end.this.fckin.saga. already
dire willow
Please
long fox
Hands down one of the most boring and exhausting sagas ever
Nothing will top Mbappe-RMA tho
tribal light
This is why i dont want Mbappe
he's one of the Worlds Bests no debate
But his clowning with PSG and the whole Circus around it shows, that his personality is absolute Garbage
digital flax
tribal light
I would bet even if he joined Real they'd have some sort of confrontation there
dire willow
Nothing will top Mbappe-RMA tho
It's insanely funny though
Mbappe and PSG are just being babies throwing their toys everywhere unsupervised
All because Mbappe wants to leave
It's like he alone can feed an entire population
tidal hornet
tribal light
Yeah this sh*t is getting annoying af
Get the goddamn deal done and then look for a f*cking CDM
More importantly a GK
No clue why tf we sold Yann Sommer
tidal hornet
If we had kept Sommer for like a day longer, we'd have known about Neuer's delay while he was still with us and could put him on the pitch until winter at least
long fox
We gettin Kepa, dw lmao
tribal light
We gettin Kepa, dw lmao
Not confident in Kepa at all
Wish we would've gone for Onana at some point
tidal hornet
He's going to Real anyway
thorny hare
Not confident in Kepa at all
He seems alright
I just saw a few Chelsea mat CH es tbf, but he looked solid
exotic python
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689728820566167552?t=UiKfne6-EA9K-m7Er4Ku...
tf is that source lmao
surreal snow
Santi is great
brittle fog
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689728820566167552?t=UiKfne6-EA9K-m7Er4Ku...
then what is he waiting for
strong saddle
I can't escape it
surreal snow
then what is he waiting for
possibly issues with tottenham
its probbaly something dumb like with kim min jae
strong saddle
Force them to train here the minute they leave the hospital
exotic python
We should’ve gotten Alexander Isak when we had the chance tbh
dire willow
r/soccer. Oh how I hate it
They are extremely convinced Kane is staying and a massive gigachad troll
So embarrassing
Not against them thinking about it but it's a bit comical
dire willow
Let's goo
hardy shuttle
https://fxtwitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1689751848847056896?t=gTNcuc2yAVzMeRSFi6...
just waiting on a Orny or Fab confirmation soon
dire willow
Or Mia
Not here but tweet says Kane wants to join Bayern
Now we just need Kane to pass the medical
pale topaz
How close
dire willow
Next 48 hours?
tender cedar
Let’s go it’s finally happening
dire willow
Probably final terms
tender cedar
Kane here we go soon 💪
digital flax
Twitter
digital flax
British media crying rn
It's England captain after all
ivory pivot
Are u guys happy?
digital flax
Are u guys happy?
Of course
dire willow
Yeah, no Kane in EPL
pale topaz
Prob torromo
tender cedar
I think the deal will be all done tomorrow
pale topaz
now we need a goalkeeper
dire willow
Maybe Fab tweets tonight but otherwise in the next 48 hrs
exotic python
now we need a goalkeeper
And a 6
digital flax
Twitter
dire willow
There's Mia
digital flax
OKEEFE
dire willow
Ornstein is quiet
strong saddle
STOP POSTING STUFF ABOUT KANE
dire willow
We getting the secret Kane vs Logan Paul feud
dire willow
STOP POSTING STUFF ABOUT KANE
...this is literally one of the biggest names the club has signed in years
Obviously this is big news
exotic python
STOP POSTING STUFF ABOUT KANE
???
strong saddle
"Harry Kane has encountered a UFO and has been teleported to mars, British media says"
quiet ermine
bro Tottenham keeping Kane like a prisoner let mah man go
quiet ermine
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1689762983096758272
Sign Kane for the sake of us arsenal fans we wanna see Tottenham flop without Kane
strong saddle
He'll get to hold a trophy for the very first time
pale topaz
He'll get to hold a trophy for the very first time
a real one
humble trench
Sign Kane for the sake of us arsenal fans we wanna see Tottenham flop without Ka...
Back to 5th place
For Assna
versed panther
Twitter
digital flax
ORNYY
dire willow
There's Davey
humble trench
We got the emglish captain 😭
Best day as a bayern fan
Tomorrow is happy kane day !
digital flax
half inlet
Kane will be at Säbener Straße tomorrow at around 10:30-11:00 AM
quartz shale
W for all of you Bayern fans
tired prism
Harry Kane to Bayern
Here we go
tired prism
DRINK THE ENGLISH TEARS RAHHHH
Those bastards are gonna cry all day lmfao
I love English tears
tidal hornet
That's the kind of question that would make someone think you're gonna ambush him there or something 
proper wind
subtle leaf
Danke FC Bayern Munchen for taking away Harry Kane. Now I shouldn't worry about penalties in north London derby or Tottenham finishing above us
I really can't imagine spurs without kane
humble trench
💀💀💀
quiet ermine
KANES BEEN SIGNED!
TY NOW I CAN WATCH TOTTENHAM SUFFER THANK YOU BAYERN👆👆👆
EAT MY ASS TOTTENHAM
digital flax
Twitter
humble trench
noone
humble trench
Who’s Bayern releasing for Kane?
we dont have a striker
i mean, we sold mane for 35-40m
quiet ermine
Oh alr
mint lagoon
kane
proper wind
EAT MY ASS TOTTENHAM
mint lagoon
https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1689872061693370368?s=46
kane gonna win a trophy in just 1 day
quiet ermine
Imagine as soon as he leaves Tottenham win ucl 😂😂
tidal hornet
Isn't the plan for him to start against Bremen? Super Cup match is too soon to put Kane on the pitch
proper wind
Isn't the plan for him to start against Bremen? Super Cup match is too soon to p...
it can be done
like sommer went into training as soon as he was signed and started the next day
humble trench
Imagine as soon as he leaves Tottenham win ucl 😂😂
i said this to my friend, what if he wins CL and win the ballon dor
humble trench
watch him bang 60 goals in a year
quiet ermine
I’d sell my house to give Kane a trophy if that happens 😂
humble trench
I’d sell my house to give Kane a trophy if that happens 😂
he will get one Saturday
maybe only play 1 min
😂
quiet ermine
So how long is left of Kanes contract
humble trench
1 year
quiet ermine
So he’s coming season after this.
tidal hornet
1 year at Tottenham, but Bayern are giving him a 4 year contract
humble trench
no
tidal hornet
No, he's coming right now
humble trench
hes coming rn
quiet ermine
Oh ok
humble trench
hes already in his plane i think
tidal hornet
Bayern actually paid for him. We're not waiting
humble trench
or the flight is scheduled for later this morning
tidal hornet
6:30am right? German time? If so, that's in 50 mins
tidal hornet
Wait, I'm dumb. It's already 7:41am Germany time
humble trench
6:30am right? German time? If so, that's in 50 mins
its already 7:40 AM here
quiet ermine
It’s 4pm for me just got back from school glad Kane ain’t at Tottenham
humble trench
It’s 4pm for me just got back from school glad Kane ain’t at Tottenham
😂
Bayern is gonna cook
we already scored 134 goals without a striker
quiet ermine
Is he playing on Sunday
tidal hornet
Seems the current plan is to start him on the 18th against Bremen
quiet ermine
Here comes trophy 😂
humble trench
Seems the current plan is to start him on the 18th against Bremen
he wants to play tmrw
tidal hornet
If Tuchel puts him on tomorrow, I would laugh so hard
humble trench
i hope they let him play
humble trench
If Tuchel puts him on tomorrow, I would laugh so hard
then they are just meming Tottenham
tacit oysterBOT
tidal hornet
Kane with absolutely no time to settle into the team, already actually playing to win a trophy
humble trench
quiet ermine
Fr
humble trench
tbh this is also sick
humble trench
quiet ermine
Imagine if dortmund win it this year😭😭
quiet ermine
Ik but imagine
humble trench
we got kim now
kim and de ligt are gonna cook
ballon dor defender
i will be there
quiet ermine
Just praying we don’t meet Bayern in ucl😭
tidal hornet
Bayern vs Arsenal in group stage
Listen to Arsenal guys pretend Rice still rejected us
tidal hornet
humble trench
Just praying we don’t meet Bayern in ucl😭
5-1 inc?
tidal hornet
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light sparrow
Congratulations guyssss here we gooooo
light sparrow
You guys are going to do so well this season
young steeple
humble trench
You guys are going to do so well this season
Warra CDM and GK
tired prism
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689886573783851008
Treble loading surely
tidal hornet
That's the only thing that can stop us now
But Kane actually stuck to his word this whole time. I can't imagine him sabotaging his own medicals to get out of joining Bayern now
dire willow
He'd probably get fined if he was found out to do that as well
tidal hornet
Twitter
dire willow
I think Kane will miss the Leipzig game
digital flax
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689896886847643649
WTFFFF
dire willow
I don't think it's going to be that bad but regardless Kane will miss the Leipzig game
tacit oysterBOT
light sparrow
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689896886847643649
Wait what, is this for real
tidal hornet
Pletti source from genuine MiaSanMia
digital flax
Pletti source from genuine MiaSanMia
Prolly tottenham just wants to stop him from winning a trophy
light sparrow
What!? How is it possible
dire willow
That's a pain in the ass but I still think we'll get a deal done
tidal hornet
Hopefully it's just one small detail that Bayern can sort out real quick
humble trench
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689896886847643649
😭
They want him to not win a trophy
digital flax
Twitter
humble trench
Bc imagine the scenes when he leaves spurs and 24 hours later he wins a trophy with Bayern
tidal hornet
This is truly just Harry Pain
humble trench
Spurs never gonna hear the end of it
light sparrow
This is truly just Harry Pain
LOL
quiet ermine
Bro just free Kane 😭😭
light sparrow
Imagine he wins ucl in his first season outside spurs oof
dire willow
Let's hope it's minor
dull anchor
Imagine he wins ucl in his first season outside spurs oof
😂😂
quiet ermine
bro mbappe psg saga happening again 😂😂😂
dull anchor
Real
light sparrow
bro mbappe psg saga happening again 😂😂😂
Please don't remind me, it hurts
quiet ermine
Kane in max security prison almost escaped 😭
quiet ermine
Please don't remind me, it hurts
Sorry lol
light sparrow
How do you guys know what flight they're on?
digital flax
How do you guys know what flight they're on?
This flight used by Bayern usually
quiet ermine
tidal hornet
quiet ermine
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689899472849920000
Bro tottenham just let him win a trophy
Mbappe psg v.2
quiet ermine
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1689886573783851008
This aged like psg history
light sparrow
I'm always amazed at how clubs treat players who have given them so much
quiet ermine
Fr bro he’s given u enough they can’t repay him
humble trench
I mean we've been offering 70M when they ask for 115M 😭
And wait 3 weeks to submit an 80M bid next
That's embarrassing ngl
light sparrow
It's all a power play I guess
Doesn't change the outcome but I hope kane is fine sitting in the car for a bit lol
humble trench
Imagine he fails his medical after all this drama
this is what happened:
Kane agrees joining bayern
Tottenham didn't accept it
Tottenham accepted the transfer
Kane was not sure
Kane wants to join Bayern after Tottenham agreed on the deal
Tottenham is a pussy and doesn't agree on the deal anymore
glossy escarp
quiet ermine
Tottenham are so annoying
quiet ermine
Rottenham
dire willow
I am sick of this
long fox
https://twitter.com/transferzone00/status/1689904310933721088?s=46
I call BS
Didn't Fabrizio confirm it
long fox
Oh fck off honestly
quiet ermine
Now he's saying there is a small detail of the deal to change
Detail of tottenhams trophy.
digital flax
Detail of tottenhams trophy.
He doesn't want him to win any trophy on day 1
quiet ermine
😂😂😂
digital flax
We play supercup tomorrow
long fox
Can the bald twat just let him go already
dire willow
Even if Levy wants higher, Bayern will pay
long fox
I thought it was done
quiet ermine
Same
digital flax
Even if Levy wants higher, Bayern will pay
I just hope we never have to deal with him again omg
quiet ermine
digital flax
long fox
Levy's just embarrassing himself atp
tidal hornet
Even more so since he's pulling this crap from over in America
tidal hornet
Delayed flight, delayed medicals, delayed registration
Imagine doing this just to keep Kane from a day 1 trophy
digital flax
Twitter
humble trench
Warra supercup for Kane
digital flax
Yep he's not featuring tomorrow
humble trench
Levy masterclass
glossy escarp
Yep he's not featuring tomorrow
He shouldn't anyway
long fox
Just great
glossy escarp
It's way too early to let him play
long fox
Levy, you wasteman
digital flax
He shouldn't anyway
5 minutes prolly was the idea
long fox
Imagine the deal falls through
It won't
tidal hornet
Imagine if Kane played for only 5 mins but still scored and got to lift the trophy
glossy escarp
Imagine if Kane played for only 5 mins but still scored and got to lift the trop...
Things like that happen in football
tidal hornet
Would still be a great way to introduce yourself and be welcomed by your new club
dire willow
Is the report that Levy wants 110m reliable?
glossy escarp
Is the report that Levy wants 110m reliable?
He wants 110m all in
glossy escarp
What I think is that Kane should terminate his contract and go there anyway
humble trench
glossy escarp
They pretty much betrayed his trust and loyalty by doing this
tidal hornet
Fabrizio is saying it's just small details in the contract. I don't think needing to pay an extra £25m up front is small
dire willow
Eh?
tidal hornet
Who?
upper bane
its not looking good brev
humble trench
bbc
upper bane
digital flax
HARRY GET ON THE PLANE ASAP
tidal hornet
Let Kane take off early! Get him into the Super Cup!
dire willow
Ayo
upper bane
the flight is booked for 07:30 in my time
digital flax
Twitter
glossy escarp
https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1689910342548082688?s=46
Then what's the problem?
humble trench
now
tidal hornet
Then what's the problem?
Whatever the problem was might've been resolved now
upper bane
4:04, im in est, so theres 3.5 hours left
tidal hornet
But still HARRY GET ON THE PLANE
humble trench
4:04, im in est, so theres 3.5 hours left
thats too late
digital flax
Then what's the problem?
Didn't want him to win a trophy on his first game
humble trench
he will be in München at 15:00 , do his medical then
and they are able to sign up players until 15:00 for the Supercup
glossy escarp
Didn't want him to win a trophy on his first game <:kekw:950653306018074624>
Watch him still try to bull*** his way into the match
upper bane
i cant exactly send pics but go on flightradar24 and search DCAWO
Thats the private plane going from stansted to munichs second airport
humble trench
hes already in Germany?
tidal hornet
Not yet
upper bane
no
tidal hornet
He's only just apparently been given permission to fly again, so he should be on his way to the airport in England
upper bane
but hes probably still circling around the airport in the car idk
upper bane
He's only just apparently been given permission to fly again, so he should be on...
he was already near the airport
like 20-30 mins away
tidal hornet
Stansted airport isn't too far from Tottenham, so it makes sense if he had a family home in the area
long fox
How do you know lol
glossy escarp
upper bane
How do you know lol
which message u referring to
tidal hornet
lmao not even any details changed
glossy escarp
I'm not a Bayern fan, and even I'm a bit annoyed by this
If there wasn't any problem
long fox
which message u referring to
Yours
glossy escarp
If Levy wasn't being a do***
long fox
That he's 20-30 mins away from the airport
glossy escarp
Why did he have to wait?
upper bane
That he's 20-30 mins away from the airport
he was at family home
digital flax
Twitter
tidal hornet
Yours
Pletti and Sky News EN were saying he was already on his way to the airport when he was told to wait by Tottenham. Said he was waiting in his car
upper bane
which im assuming he was 20-30 mins away
long fox
Pletti and Sky News EN were saying he was already on his way to the airport when...
So is he allowed to go now?
tidal hornet
Apparently yes
glossy escarp
So is he allowed to go now?
Yeah nothing actually happened
dire willow
...
glossy escarp
Which really doesn't make sense when he had to wait for something
But yeah
He's going over to you
tidal hornet
BBC and some Tottenham source saying he's been given permission again. Football Daily saying there wasn't even anything changed in the agreement, so it just makes us wonder what held him up in the first place
upper bane
levy prob just reread the agreement one more time
Kanes flight boutta become number one tracked
they did the same with james rodriguez right at takeoff his plane became #1 Tracked In the world
tidal hornet
Need a decoy flight to be tracked while Kane is on an undercover plane to reach Munich sooner
It just feels really stalker-ish to be tracking a plane like this
upper bane
It just feels really stalker-ish to be tracking a plane like this
fans begging for signatures prob
dire willow
It is British media but not the kind of British media we saw with the Kane hesitating phase
So idk
upper bane
alr so its like a 40-60 chance that he will make the rb leipzig game
dire willow
You think he could be at the stands?
upper bane
since hes most likely arriving in munich at 15:00 CET
upper bane
You think he could be at the stands?
maybe idk
tidal hornet
Depends on if they can let him take off sooner or not. If they can, there's still time
upper bane
Depends on if they can let him take off sooner or not. If they can, there's stil...
yeah
still has to get the medical and that done
tidal hornet
How long do medicals usually take?
dire willow
Feels like yesterday that he was on the verge of staying
dire willow
Yup
astral ravine
Feels like yesterday that he was on the verge of staying
well it was
they were jus talking about kane leaning towards staying yesterday
now spurs is the one keeping it from happening
dire willow
Apparently he's been permission to fly
But we'll see what happens
Today should be the day this finally ends
tribal light
Now we got the Best Striker itw
And the best CB duo itw
If we're not beating City and Real next season then idk man
humble trench
Arsenal Barcelona Bayern 😵💫
yeah insane
long fox
Arsenal Barcelona Bayern 😵💫
Damn, Bayern and their two house dogs lmao
humble trench
earnest sedge
thorny hare
If we're not beating City and Real next season then idk man
Real is done for
Only thing that kept them kn the comp was courtuise
They got steam rolled by some random mid table la Liga team when they had to use their 2nd gk
And every cl game courtuise made atleast 3-4 near impossible saves