Cook them plastic boys
#bayern-munich
exotic python
inland moth
he will cook them
exotic python
Kane had a better szn than Haaland
inland moth
can't wait for Musiala kane link up
exotic python
Individually
exotic python
can't wait for Musiala kane link up
Fr man
Kimmich had so many good passes in the game today
pale topaz
what are the chances of getting kane
exotic python
what are the chances of getting kane
65%
No idea tbh lmao
Dressen is good at negotiating tho
exotic python
He gotta pull up to the next meeting clean shaven and some shoes that makes him taller
Then we have Kane
exotic python
Probably higher if Kane is willing to buy himself 😭
Bro no player should have to do that tho😭
exotic python
If he leaves for free he will stay in the pl
The win against Liverpool today maybe made him more eager to join us ngl lmao
surreal snow
Kane winning a trophy in his Debut match
exotic python
Kane winning a trophy in his Debut match
Liepzig are a mid tier team now without szobo nkunku and gvardiol
inland moth
exotic python
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1686793407081959424
Why was bro going skiing
So mad
neon atlas
bro just cant get off breaking legs and shi
strong saddle
He should have gone kayaking or something
neon atlas
fr
inland moth
Twitter
proper wind
late august - early september 
tired prism
Bayern>Liverpool
proper wind
fr
tired prism
What a game it was
The way we came back from being 2-0 down
The Bayern mentality is back
strong saddle
Ha
exotic python
The Bayern mentality is back
surreal zinc
Jaaaaaaaaaa
The Bayern mentality is back indeed
From 2-0 down that was a great comeback
quiet venture
tired prism
The Bayern mentality is back indeed
Gotta keep it up
humble trench
i had ANOTHER dream of harry kane here we go 💀
kane will maybe scam tottenham
humble trench
Liepzig are a mid tier team now without szobo nkunku and gvardiol
Leipzig got some good players tho
they got Xavi Simons
proper wind
kane will maybe scam tottenham
i hope he joins in the next couple days
distant tusk
i am a borrusia dortmund fan
humble trench
Ratio
proper wind
i just did
what are the percentages under the names?
the percentage of people who voted for the player?
cause musiala has 19.6% and some greek dude I've never heard of before has 43
humble trench
You can vote multiple times btw
Just wait like 10 mins and they'll register another vote
exotic python
sweet oak
Bayern fans, how well did Davies and cancelo work together
proper wind
Bayern fans, how well did Davies and cancelo work together
they rarely ever started together because they were both pretty offensive and not very defensive
but that one game vs augsburg
they were amazing in attack
they can defend but its not exactly one of their main strengths since they're both wingbacks
low plinth
musiala has to win bro
agreed
proper wind
huh
sweet oak
how the heck did the ball do that
dire willow
This lack of news on Kane is.. worrying
humble trench
maybe the deal is already finished
thorny hare
This lack of news on Kane is.. worrying
Spurs are signing players left n right
I think Kane is coming
dire willow
Don't we not have much time before the Brentford game?
dire willow
humble trench
might be another season to throw
dire willow
Kane is probably not going to do as well for Spurs this season if he stays
When you're just waiting to leave
Better to get an actual striker that wants to play for Spurs. They need a Chelsea like rebuild
brittle fog
tacit oysterBOT
inland moth
inshallah
humble trench
dressen loading on his big .9
exotic python
the deal is in daniel levy's hands
He’s stupid If he declines us today
He Will be losing kane on a free
Next summer
humble trench
humble trench
Here we go?
proper wind
soon hopefully
devout elbow
https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1687447657529147392?t=oPusojmheI_rnRmZ0nOZ...
I hope it actually happens for Kane's sake
humble trench
proper wind
bid is over €100m
tired prism
That bastard has to accept this
long fox
https://twitter.com/TheSpursExpress/status/1687450820034359296?t=nynK6ksoJMVFThe...
Ofc the dumb lil princess will be pissed lol
tired prism
Levy is a disgrace to football
dire willow
I think Levy has to accept
It's p.much what he wants now
Run off with 100m and either
Hijack the Ramos deal
Or get a good new striker with the money, possibly either Toney and play Richardson until he returns or try to grab someone like Oshimen with his big budget
For what I think, Levy might deny it. It's not exactly 120m and he's a greedy bastard who has refused to sell Kane multiple times.
Sometimes you need to let your big players go and they can return to the club when they are more experienced to give you some more success. Kane is either going to Saudi or retiring at Bayern because of Levy not letting him leave around 2017 or so
inland moth
Twitter
dire willow
I stand corrected
Levy is actually stupid if he rejects
Tottenham is not even close to winning the PL this season
Or any trophy
neon atlas
yeah
neon atlas
Tottenham is not even close to winning the PL this season
they will fall down in 5 yrs
dire willow
Eh
neon atlas
like
dire willow
Levy I don't think is exactly a smart football guy. Spurs had good players that are not Kane like Dele, Lloris and Son, but they never had that potential. Eriksen is probably the second best player from recent Spurs apart from Kane and maybe Lloris
dire willow
Finished at 28
neon atlas
kulisevski
dire willow
Maddison
neon atlas
he cant bag like kane
neon atlas
yeah
dire willow
Just a total shift of how they play football
dire willow
Bayern actually have had developed players since 2015
Muller, Neuer, Lewandowski, Musiala, Kimmich, Choupo and many many others
Lewan is gone but still
There's a reason why Bayern have had a 10 year long reign of dominance and there's a reason why Spurs have had 10 years of nothing
surreal snow
anyone watching transfer update
dire willow
I'm keeping up with it
Reddit seems to lean towards Kane staying and Levy rejecting the offer
It's not much in pounds, 87m.
But I'm not sure.
light sparrow
even psg made a move
Huh? No I don't think we did
light sparrow
Oh sorry I thought you meant on kane
light sparrow
Where did the deadline of today come from? Is it arbitrary or tied to something?
dire willow
Bayern want a move before the season starts
light sparrow
Isn't that in 1-2 weeks? And you guys start later than the rest of us
light sparrow
But there's still time
Even mbappe hasn't moved lol
I just think that there's no way spurs won't let him go this summer, they simply can't afford to
inland moth
inland moth
someone will be bought
cursive herald
Why are you guys selling him?
Cause he is pretty bad to.say the least
cursive herald
You literally just got him
Welcome to Hollywood fc
inland moth
nah he's fine
cursive herald
someone will be bought
I say get a very very good and young back up
To.be ready for when neuer inevitably retires no?
long fox
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1687512474948374528?t=n_zkqEDeQ7qoFmbK...
Not the here we go I was lookin for ffs lol
thorny hare
Cause he is pretty bad to.say the least
He is just too short for pens?
He is a good keeper like
cursive herald
He is a good keeper like
Maybe it's cause we are used to a keeper like neuer
But I felt like we wants that good last season
He conceded some goals he shouldn't have
proper wind
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1687512474948374528?t=n_zkqEDeQ7qoFmbK...
damn what 💀
waiting on kane news
long fox
dire willow
Idk if we'll get an answer tonight
proper wind
it's levy bro you never know what to expect
humble trench
https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1687556837942415360
wasnt levy already supposed to answer by yesterday midnight
surreal snow
dire willow
neon atlas
😭 ...
dire willow
I'd say there is still a good chance he goes to yous. Levy has all weekend to decide
slim mason
https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1687587545918394368
They have to accept now
tacit oysterBOT
wicked kettleBOT
Daniel Levy ignored the supposed deadline given by Bayern to respond to the offer for Harry Kane and is now going on vacation to Miami with his family... - https://sportbild.bild.de/bundesliga/vereine/bayern-muenchen/unglaublicher-vorgang-im-kane-poker-tottenham-boss-levy-duepiert-bayern-84940488.sport.html <@&1134401115853684808>
dire willow
Will wait for Plettenberg
But I think Levy will make a decision soon.. how soon idk
I don't see Bayern getting him on a free next season. Instead I see Saudi making an offer
exotic python
https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1687775552080318465?s=46
Its over
Cant even be optimistic anymore
inland moth
Bild propaganda again
dire willow
Bayern have one more week to get the deal done
Kane has said that he will stay if there is no deal before the 12th
And that's about 7 days
dire willow
Again there is no deadline and Bayern should wait
restive ravine
Lol
inland moth
wicked kettleBOT
Gareth Southgate ‘sees no downside’ to Harry Kane joining Bayern Munich and uses Jude Bellingham example - https://talksport.com/football/1521919/gareth-southgate-harry-kane-bayern-munich-jude-bellingham/ <@&1134401115853684808>
exotic python
Bro rather miss out on 100mil
He is so stubborn
tribal light
Idek why Levy is doing this
tribal light
Even if they keep him next season
pale topaz
i think its time to get another striker
tribal light
He is so stubborn
Imma be honest doe
100+mil for Kane is a bit much
Ik he's Top 3 Strikers in the World
but
He's 30 and got 1 year left
humble trench
hi who is a silly goose
humble trench
Did we ever make an offer?
deft epoch
Just get Kane on free next year
humble trench
humble trench
No guarantee Kane joins us next year
deft epoch
Haaland isn't getting benched
humble trench
Alvarez won't join
deft epoch
No guarantee Kane joins us next year
Which team is better
humble trench
Not better but he can join any English club he wants
deft epoch
Real r after Mbappe, Mancity has tons of attackers
ManUtd only realistic option
Chelsea and arsenal spent plenty
humble trench
Just bc City have alot of attackers doesn't mean they're dumb to not go after a free Harry Kane
Everyone will go for Kane when he's free
deft epoch
That opens a slot for Alvarez then
humble trench
Alvarez isn't joining us anyways when we get Vlaho
humble trench
What 100M are you waffling about
deft epoch
60 I think is max they will bid for him
humble trench
It's gonna be 70M
humble trench
60 I think is max they will bid for him
Then we're not serious about getting a striker
Max I'd offer is 70M + add-ons
deft epoch
In 27 matches he has 10 goals and 2 assists in serie A
humble trench
Allegri tax
deft epoch
He ain't Kane level
humble trench
He can be a perfect Lewa replacement
deft epoch
Chelsea is graveyard for no.9
Name 1 successful true or false 9 of Chelsea post Drogba apart from Costa
Juve to Chelsea....downgrade btw
humble trench
Name 1 successful true or false 9 of Chelsea post Drogba apart from Costa<:kekba...
Werner did ok
Won UCL with them
deft epoch
He didn't work
Same with havertz as false 9
And might be similar with vlahovic unless Poch changes Chelsea structure
Always a defense first club
humble trench
Hopefully we sort this Kane thing out before Vlaho joins Chelsea
deft epoch
Tuchel of dortmund...brilliant possession football attacking style football
And then tuchel at Chelsea parking submarine
deft epoch
Hopefully we sort this Kane thing out before Vlaho joins Chelsea
There is still Kolo muani
Osimhein if Bayern r already ready to fork 100 mln+
deft epoch
Bayern can maybe poch Martinez
long fox
Give me Fullkrug instead
said no one ever
long fox
Why y'all talkin like the Kane deal's off lol
humble trench
Lautaro doesn't cook as a solo #9
humble trench
Why y'all talkin like the Kane deal's off lol
No response, hyping up Vlaho already
humble trench
Levy bald head will probably reject
deft epoch
Naglesmann was sacked but board still went with choupo
I won't be surprised if Tel and choupo r strikers for next season
And kane comes for peanuts next season
long fox
No response, hyping up Vlaho already
It's not done yet
Imma hop on the Vlaho train too if I don't get an answer till Monday
pale topaz
Imma hop on the Vlaho train too if I don't get an answer till Monday
dont think we gonna get a answer till Monday
deft epoch
Anyways kane won't renew
tacit oysterBOT
deft epoch
long fox
dont think we gonna get a answer till Monday
Watch how we'll end up with EMCM again
deft epoch
Honestly After paying so much for naglesmann he shouldn't be fired for skiing
exotic python
Give me Fullkrug instead
Bundesliga version of kane lmao
long fox
but ill take him
And we're winnin fck all
deft epoch
Instead of sacking Nagelsmann
long fox
Can't rely on this injury merchant
deft epoch
They could well have sold mane and got a cf for 70 mln
exotic python
Choupo will last one month then we will play gnabry striker
humble trench
who is the silliest footballer in bayern
proper wind
who is the silliest footballer in bayern
wdym by silliest
exotic python
who is the silliest footballer in bayern
tribal light
Bayern can maybe poch Martinez
Lautaro?
Honestly, even if we don't get Kane, I'll enjoy the tears Tottenham Fans will have next year once he leaves for free and they realize they missed out on 100mil
Idk why they're clinging to Kane so much like mad crazy
They won't win Trophies, with or without him.
tribal light
Idk man
deft epoch
Hojlund could have been poached if Kane wasn't priority
deft epoch
I mean what other options if Kane doesn't come....Vlahovic,hojlund....hojlund at 80 would be better
Than vlahovic
hybrid tusk
He is overrated
tribal light
He is
And I guarantee you that United made bad business
I'd rather have Vlahovic than Holjund
deft epoch
I mean vlahovic and Hojlund both scored 9-10 goals
Hojlund atleast performed great for Denmark
tribal light
Yeah, with the difference that Vlahovic was mostly benched while Holjund was a starter
deft epoch
Vlahovic played 27 games
tribal light
I meant in comparison
To Holjund
Not overall
Holjund's market Value is at 45mil
Utd paid how much again?
75mil
Plus Addons
Almost double his Market Value
tribal light
Exactly
tacit oysterBOT
hybrid tusk
Vlahovic looks more professional against the background of Holjund
tribal light
But nowhere near his Fiorentina days
hybrid tusk
but also do not forget that this is Bayern
tribal light
They should develope Tel
I had enough of loosing against City
Over and Over again
hybrid tusk
Not the fact that Vlahovic will be able to play well here
tribal light
Stop playing Gnabry as a Striker
hybrid tusk
I had enough of loosing against City
also
tribal light
I'd rather have Tel up there than Gnabry
deft epoch
Well gnabry at cf isn't a bad idea if done right
Although he should play in wings
Get kane either for peanuts or this year
hybrid tusk
Bayern should buy a striker this summer
tribal light
The only Striker I'm certain he'd cook at Bayern is Osimhen
But not with that Price Tag
hybrid tusk
I think last season was a failure because of this
hybrid tusk
The only Striker I'm certain he'd cook at Bayern is Osimhen
+++
deft epoch
I think he can be got for 120 if negotiated
tribal light
Never
Napoli is a worse Transfer Partner than Tottenham
They wanted extra money for Kim's Transfer even tho we activated his Release Clause
deft epoch
What Bayern actually need
tribal light
Until lawyers had to get involved to get the deal done
tribal light
The only thing that pisses me off is that Bayern is taking way too long with Transfers
deft epoch
Somehow Tel can be put in lineup
deft epoch
Tbh that also was done coz Hernandez left
tribal light
No DM nor a ST
tribal light
Tbh that also was done coz Hernandez left
Glad he left
Hernandez was good when he played, but an injury prone
Like hell
deft epoch
Glad he left
40 million lost
tribal light
We made good business selling him for 45mil imo
deft epoch
Bayern r bad at selling
tribal light
Not really
Hernandez had 1 year left
That's good money
Plus we saved his salary
We got 45mil for an Injury Prone with 1 year Contract left
Imma be honest, I would've kept Mane if he agreed to reduce his salary
deft epoch
Imma be honest, I would've kept Mane if he agreed to reduce his salary
Y would he lol
tribal light
Pretty sure he knew he wasn't him this season
That's what I'm afraid of with Kane tbh
We buy him for 100mil just for him to end up like Mane
That's why I'm not really sure how to feel abt Kane
deft epoch
Unlike mane who was iffy in last season with pfc
Kane actually scored 30 goals with Tottenham
Guy guarantees goals
Like lewa
Problem would be he is already 30+
I guess in 3 years he would be tata bye bye
strong saddle
Kane is 29
tribal light
^
tribal light
I know why Tottenham doesn't want to sell him
Cause they're literally screwed without him
Same was with us when Lewandowski went to Barca
Just with the difference
deft epoch
With him their finance is screwed
He ain't playing in UCL
And losing 100 million
No way Kane would renew
tribal light
With him their finance is screwed
They had to finance Ferran Torres in installments
Just saying
deft epoch
They had to finance Ferran Torres in installments
Ffs y not sell Kane then
tribal light
No
I'm talking Abt Barca
Barca got Ferran Torres from City
But couldn't afford his full price
deft epoch
Barca is cooking btw but with debt money
deft epoch
Barca shouldn't be allowed to make signings btw
tribal light
Barca is cooking btw but with debt money
Only in LaLiga
Not internationally
Atleast not last season
Let's see how everyone will perform next season
Bayern's best Lineup they can do with current players:
ST: Tel
LW: Koman
RW: Gnabry
CM: Kimmich, Musiala, Laimer
CB: KMJ, De Ligt
LB: Davies
RB: Pavard
And GK:
Well
Neuer ig
strong saddle
Trying to make him better maybe
humble trench
Cause they're literally screwed without him
nah
Trusting in Ange ball
And they're buying Gift Orban, great sub for Richy
humble trench
his pre season has looked goodish
tribal light
He ain't it trust me
Tottenham's gonna finish bottom half
Without Kane
Maybe Son's gonna carry a bit
dire willow
Cause they're literally screwed without him
Even if they are, Kane's gone regardless
Better to get the money for him
tribal light
Yeah, same thought
Don't know what kinda stuff Levy is taking to even think Abt this
Sell him now for 100mil or loose him for free next season
Bro's acting like they're gonna win the Prem if they keep him next season
proper wind
Bayern's best Lineup they can do with current players:
ST: Tel
LW: Koman
RW: Gn...
mazraoui over pavard at RB imo
proper wind
nah otherwise its great
i wanna fit muller in there somewhere
but idk where he goes
proper wind
thats for sure
tribal light
Tho I gotta say
Muller has scored more goals when he was set as ST than Gnabry
Our biggest Problem is definitely a ST
Choupo is good, but not internationally
Tel is young and needs experience
proper wind
no way
tribal light
But those are our only 2 Strikers
proper wind
he's got mad potential
proper wind
Bro, drop Kane
are you telling me to forget about it or saying that the club should move on
tribal light
Don't let Tottenham joke with us
proper wind
fr
tribal light
are you telling me to forget about it or saying that the club should move on
Nah, Club should move on
tribal light
I'd rather see Levy cry next year when Kane leaves for free
Regretting his Choice to not sell him
proper wind
i swear the only thing i want from this transfer saga more than getting kane is to know what goes on through levy's mind when going all the way to florida to discuss the matter with joe lewis
he's leaving either way bruh its literally bayern saying do you want money or not
tribal light
Not to forget
Nobody except Bayern is willing to pay Tottenham's asking Price
Or at least slowly approach towards it
proper wind
yeah
proper wind
they got ramos
proper wind
i dont think they're trying to get vlaho anymore
dire willow
Nobody except Bayern is willing to pay Tottenham's asking Price
Saudi could
proper wind
osimhen is staying at napoli
proper wind
Saudi could
kane only wants bayern
dire willow
100m pounds is good
That's like 110m in euros
tribal light
Saudi could
Don't think he's going to Saudi Tbh, he wants to win Trophies before ending his career
dire willow
Kane will be 31 next year
proper wind
bit more i think
dire willow
He's getting old
proper wind
Kane will be 31 next year
yeah but he JUST turned 30
its not like he's halfway through
dire willow
That is true
proper wind
he is getting old tho
dire willow
It'll help bring shirt sales to Bayern
proper wind
but considering his style of play doesnt rely on his pace or much physicality cause he isnt a lewa or haaland type of striker, he can give a couple more seasons than others at the same age
he drops deep and is fantastic at linking up play
dire willow
Kane is probably one of their biggest signings ever if it goes through
Probably one of the best strikers in the world
proper wind
but for me, as i said, €75m + €10m addons is exactly fair
proper wind
Kane is probably one of their biggest signings ever if it goes through
most expensive so
proper wind
Probably one of the best strikers in the world
he is
tribal light
Probably one of the best strikers in the world
He is Top 3 Strikers
Haaland, Mbappe and Kane
proper wind
but for me, as i said, €75m + €10m addons is exactly fair
my max would be €90m + €5/10m but nothing more than that
dire willow
Haaland
Mbappe
Kane
tribal light
Yep
proper wind
crazy how mbappé doesnt even enjoy playing striker
tribal light
Saying Osimhen being Top 5 is too early since he's only got 1 good season
dire willow
Same with Vlahovic
proper wind
vlahovic's season wasnt even that good tbh but when you're playing under a terrorist such as allegri, you cant really expect more
dire willow
That's why he should come here
proper wind
yep
tribal light
Same with Vlahovic
Just with the difference that Vlahovic is way cheaper than Osimhen
dire willow
And maybe get European football next season
proper wind
under a good coach who suits his style of play he will prosper im sure of it
dire willow
Vlahovic is usually pretty good in FIFA career
proper wind
remember how people were raving about him back when he was at fiorentina
tribal light
Yeah
tidal hornet
I love how far Lewa has fallen the moment he left Bayern
dire willow
He just won La Liga
tidal hornet
And yet he's not considered a top 5 striker
Compared to best striker in the world back at Bayern
dire willow
Best striker last year was Benzema
Lewa was playing in a new project
Under a less experienced manager
tribal light
Well, that Project seemingly wasn't built for international competition
At all
Didn't even make it out of the Group Stages
And knocked out of EL
exotic python
crazy how mbappé doesnt even enjoy playing striker
His best performance has been at the wing
Cut inside winger
proper wind
yeah thats what he prefers
after he signed his new psg contract last season he asked the board to sign a new striker asap cause he doesnt want to play striker
tribal light
Olivier Giroud
proper wind
he told them he prefers to play on the wing
tribal light
Too old
exotic python
yeah thats what he prefers
If he plays for real next szn thats the only position he’s gonna play
proper wind
striker?
exotic python
Yeah
proper wind
or winger?
oh st
yeah they got vini and rodrygo
no way either of them gives up his spot for mbappé when he can easily play striker just as well
exotic python
no way either of them gives up his spot for mbappé when he can easily play strik...
Yeah fr
Bellingham cam is interesting by ancelotti tho
proper wind
his goal threat is exceptional for a midfielder
his progressive pass consistency still need to be worked on tho
exotic python
Saw him more as a 6/8
proper wind
nah not a 6
exotic python
Might get good as a 10 tho
proper wind
as long as modric and kroos are at the club bellingham is best off as a 10
exotic python
Absolute Joke
Fr lmao Musiala is the best youngster rn
tacit oysterBOT
proper wind
leave the long passes from midfield to behind opposition attacks or out to the flanks to kroos/modric
proper wind
No idea why people are saying that Bellingham is better than Musiala
no idea
tribal light
Probably because Bellingham went to Real
Musiala way better
Not even for debate
proper wind
leave the long passes from midfield to behind opposition attacks or out to the f...
till bellingham develops some better transitional play that is
exotic python
I want us to win over real
proper wind
Musiala way better
real tax + bayern agenda tho
tribal light
Blud was playing imaginary PlayStation on the Floor
exotic python
proper wind
tacit oysterBOT
exotic python
I mean its not that bad
proper wind
thing is here it says 12/11 to real but on transfermarkt it says 12/11 to bayern
but then again
the 2 greatest clubs oat
🤷♂️
tribal light
Weren't 2 matches Won by Real because they counted Ronaldos Off Side Goals
tribal light
It's sad that Ribery was robbed of the Ballon d'Or in 2013
exotic python
thing is here it says 12/11 to real but on transfermarkt it says 12/11 to bayern
Hmmm
exotic python
It's sad that Ribery was robbed of the Ballon d'Or in 2013
Ong
proper wind
It's sad that Ribery was robbed of the Ballon d'Or in 2013
fr
tribal light
Bro
I can promise y'all
Ballon d'Or 2021 was rigged
Tf did Messi do to win it
Bro went to PSG and had an absolute Mid Season
proper wind
he won the copa america thats why
tribal light
While Lewandowski won everything and broke several records
proper wind
yeah
proper wind
welp
tribal light
Yeah, he won the Copa America
But Club wise
Bro was walking on the Pitch
Lemme look up his stats rq
Messi: 20 G/A in 2021
6 Goals
Lewandowski 47 G/A
In 2021
41 Goals
inland moth
Twitter
dire willow
Levy trolling
tacit oysterBOT
tidal hornet
What a goal
long fox
?
tribal light
Levy trolling
Just let him
Spurs Fans actually thinking Kane's gonna renew his Contract if they don't sell him now
😭😭😭
I'd rather play at Saudi Arabia and get the 💰, than staying at Spurs
warped smelt
I'd rather play at Saudi Arabia and get the 💰, than staying at Spurs
As a spurs fan I admitspurs a terrible and if Harry Kane stays, there is something wrong with him
tribal light
As a spurs fan I admitspurs a terrible and if Harry Kane stays, there is somethi...
Yo damn
I'm sorry blud, didn't want to insult you like that
warped smelt
It’s alright spurs are terrible anyway lol
tribal light
But the whole Levy shittery is madness
warped smelt
what’s that?
tribal light
Postponing meetings and stuff
tacit oysterBOT
exotic python
Tf is this?😭
warped smelt
Postponing meetings and stuff
Oh yeah I agree
Bayern went to London to have a meeting with the 'spurs people' that do the stuff for transfers and that..but then they went to sell mane the same night 😭
warped smelt
oh lol
spurs are signing rubbish players though, and if Harry Kane does go, ngl im not happy with Richarlison up top
Only good signing is James Maddison
humble trench
spurs are signing rubbish players though, and if Harry Kane does go, ngl im not ...
What rubbish
Veliz is a great wonderkid, Orban has immense talent, VDV is exactly what they need ans will complement Romero really well
Ashley Phillips is one of the best young english defenders
Only one I don't know much about is Solomon
ancient karma
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surreal zinc
proper wind
man im starting to lose hope for kane
strong saddle
No
wicked kettleBOT
[Kerry hau] Bayern reacted to Sadio Mané's PR consultant Bacary Cissé's allegations of racism with this statement: Accusations of racism, as they are ... - https://twitter.com/kerry_hau/status/1688182514815324160 <@&1134401115853684808>
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ancient karma
yo you lot really want ddg?
hell YEAH!
tribal light
https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1688152539840057345
Salary is gonna be the Problem
He's ManU's top earner as far as i remember
exotic python
man im starting to lose hope for kane
Dont worry Levy will realize he has to sell
deft epoch
https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1688152539840057345
Rather nurture someone from academy
What on earth happened to Nubel btw
Y was he loaned to Stuttgart
This would be perfect time for him to play
humble trench
Levy is on a fraud list this brother ain't selling kane he'd rather let him go for free 💀
exotic python
Levy is on a fraud list this brother ain't selling kane he'd rather let him go f...
That will get him sacked for sure
humble trench
That will get him sacked for sure
No way bro got connections and with an egotistical personality
Pain in the **s
exotic python
No way bro got connections and with an egotistical personality
Thats a pain Damn
wicked kettleBOT
[FOCUS] Agreement in principle between Bayern and Levy on Kane deal in a secret phone call this weekend - https://focus.de/sport/fussball/fc-bayern-geheim-call-endlich-einigkeit-im-poker-um-kane_id_201103333.html <@&1134401115853684808>
strong saddle
o
exotic python
proper wind
Dont worry Levy will realize he has to sell
i hope so
kane got a 10/10 rating and 4 goals vs shakhtar 💀
dire willow
This the legit account?
light sparrow
Wait so what's real
dire willow
We don't know
proper wind
no secret call
atomic comet
Yep it’s a good account. I wouldn’t have notifications on if it wasn’t good
dire willow
Leaning towards that anyway
proper wind
[FOCUS] Agreement in principle between Bayern and Levy on Kane deal in a secret ...
so this is fake
proper wind
Yep it’s a good account. I wouldn’t have notifications on if it wasn’t good
it's THE good account
dire willow
Probably
light sparrow
[FOCUS] Agreement in principle between Bayern and Levy on Kane deal in a secret ...
Why is this bot here anyway ??
proper wind
idk i was about to ask the same thing
light sparrow
Omg I'm going to slap him
proper wind
bro i swear this kane saga
long fox
https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1688254221638840320?s=46&t=1amtS2kwseArFLX...
Y'all got so gassed lmfao
proper wind
its like one day we get a here we go but then the next day someone says kane rejects the move
proper wind
Y'all got so gassed lmfao
dire willow
Let the saga end please
atomic comet
Y'all got so gassed lmfao
there's a reason i don't comment on anything until i either get this notiication or if the club said something themselves
long fox
At least, our sextuple's still alive. Only positive from today lmao
proper wind
💀
levy the kind of guy to reject mbappe for free only to end up buying weghorst for 140m
wicked kettleBOT
[Plettenberg] Can’t confirm an article from Germany about an agreement between Bayern Tottenham about Kane. There was no contact with Levy. And no sec... - https://twitter.com/plettigoal/status/1688253653835026432?s=46&t=GxJVE__6HtIDqzRQ9MGgwA <@&1134401115853684808>
exotic python
so this is fake
Bot got me thinking it was real lmao
tribal light
Harry Kane transfer gotta be the biggest Joke Transfer ever
I don't understand what Levy is on about
wicked kettleBOT
[Florian Plettenberg] Bayern and PSV in final stages for Malik Tillman. One year loan, loan fee of €1mil, option to buy between €12-14mil. Last detail... - https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1688286288875511808 <@&1134401115853684808>
strong saddle
wtf is this
inland moth
exotic python
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1688307637975212033
Yh we are cooked
inland moth
no lol
inland moth
up to levy
exotic python
Yh i hope he gets some sense smacked into him
inland moth
Yh i hope he gets some sense smacked into him
he might accept tho
exotic python
he might accept tho
He better man
inland moth
it will be interesting
dire willow
Kane goes for free next season no doubt
exotic python
Losing out on that money is not gonna be taken lightly
inland moth
Kane goes for free next season no doubt
to a prem rival
levy would rather step down then let that happen
exotic python
levy would rather step down then let that happen
Narcissistic basterd
exotic python
He seems like a pain in the assz
exotic python
may make up to here we go
This has been me the whole window
If we pass deadline day without a striker I’m done
tribal light
If Levy doesn't sell Kane, Tottenham is literally f*cked
They'd miss out on the biggest Sum of Money they could've ever gotten and loose him for free next season
dire willow
Levy's ego might be too big
humble trench
They'd miss out on the biggest Sum of Money they could've ever gotten and loose ...
Biggest sum was when they sold Bale to Madrid
tribal light
Biggest sum was when they sold Bale to Madrid
101mil for Bale to Madrid
Harry Kane will be 100mil + addons
If not more
shut tiger
If Levy doesn't sell Kane, Tottenham is literally f*cked
I hope levy gives kane to us
proper wind
monaco today
i hope to see de ligt start with kim
coman gnabry tel
gravenberch kimmich musiala
i also wanna see nous and kratzig play at some point 🙏
humble trench
i also wanna see nous and kratzig play at some point 🙏
krätzig should be in the first squad already
tired prism
I hope levy gives kane to us
He’s a dumbass
Egoistic maniac
Any sensible owner would’ve sold him to us
tacit oysterBOT
wicked kettleBOT
Weekly Transfer Rumor thread (2023 Summer Edition) #8 - https://www.transfermarkt.de/ramy-bensebaini/profil/spieler/284732 <@&1134401115853684808>
tidal hornet
What
light sparrow
No disrespect to cruyff but someone needs to get him out of here
exotic python
No disrespect to cruyff but someone needs to get him out of here
Lmao fr What is the bot yapping about
humble trench
didnt know cruyff is still alive here being bot to post transfer rumor news
they need to fix this shi
wicked kettleBOT
[FC Bayern] Bayern announce that Manuel Neuer underwent a minor operation last Sunday to remove a piece of metal from his right fibula and has now res... - https://twitter.com/fcbayern/status/1688498235231416320?s=46&t=4GmkXWXN9n6FQucCBQ5yAA <@&1134401115853684808>
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humble trench
lmaoo
exotic python
Why is this bot named Johan cruyff and not Gerd Müller or something lmao
humble trench
Barca fans
long fox
Any new updates?
tribal light
No
proper wind
krätzig should be in the first squad already
yeah
proper wind
bald terrorist
light sparrow
Seriously
humble trench
#ServusDušan
exotic python
https://twitter.com/TheSpursExpress/status/1688536526320222208?t=jXZxEyTb4CKrsOV...
Bro💀💀
Bring us morata at this point
proper wind
i mean
look at the bright side
at least now we're kinda guaranteed a younger and cheaper alternative which we wont overpay for
slim mason
https://twitter.com/TheSpursExpress/status/1688536526320222208?t=jXZxEyTb4CKrsOV...
They should've just accepted it
Now it's looking likely that he's gone for free
long fox
Levy really wants to lose Kane for free, doesn't he
long fox
What a moron
humble trench
slim mason
Kane has been in Tottenham for too long to not win a trophy
long fox
Saga's finally over at least
slim mason
Kane is too successful not to win a trophy
long fox
Get Vlaho and a GK
humble trench
Vlaho is more important tbh
We can buy any keeper as replacement
Bono, Mamar
But dusan is the only one who can still fit the ST role we need long term
slim mason
All we really got for Vlaho is Lukaku and money and I don't even think Poch wants Vlahovic
humble trench
Who would you want as a ST?
long fox
Wasted 2 months for nothing effectively
proper wind
Vlaho is more important tbh
our only keeper is ulreich bro
proper wind
Wasted 2 months for nothing effectively
yep
humble trench
our only keeper is ulreich bro
We got 3 more weeks of window
We got like a few days to get Vlaho
exotic python
Who would you want as a ST?
humble trench
dire willow
sigh
long fox
Welp
dire willow
I'll wait till Bayern is reported done
Vlahovic I think might still come to us but yeah this sucks
proper wind
yep
long fox
Scenes when Kane extends
deft epoch
What happened to Kane though
proper wind
wdym what happened
deft epoch
Rejection confirmed?
proper wind
by ornstein only
deft epoch
Arsenal fan basically
proper wind
i still have a tiny bit of hope left in me that he might be mistaken
proper wind
Arsenal fan basically
pletti didnt say anything yet
if pletti confirms it as well then i will give up
dire willow
At least you get him for free next season
deft epoch
Convince kane to join next season and cook with current players and get a decent 6
And a gk
proper wind
if he leaves for free next season he's not guaranteed to join bayern
deft epoch
Maybe walker if pavard leaves
proper wind
he's more likely to join a PL club
deft epoch
Mancity has Haaland, alvarez their cf position set for ages
proper wind
unless højlund flops ofc
proper wind
Mancity has Haaland, alvarez their cf position set for ages
assna?
deft epoch
Chelsea have too huge a wage bill
proper wind
deft epoch
Arsenal, Liverpool wouldn't get Kane
proper wind
what do we do then
proper wind
Arsenal, Liverpool wouldn't get Kane
true
deft epoch
ManUtd signed Hojlund ...if he doesn't do well then they will go for Kane
Other than ManUtd I don't see PL going for kane
slim mason
assume vlahovic does indeed join chelsea
Tbh it looks likely that he would join but I ain't convinced he is joining and would help us as fully as what other teams could do with him
deft epoch
Chelsea aren't playing in Europe
slim mason
Tbh we only wanted Lukaku gone
slim mason
But because Italian teams we know are broke that wanna deal, we might have to do a swap deal 😭
deft epoch
Bayern should get some good signing now
Kim jong in and Hernandez out is hardly a good transfer window
slim mason
U want Lukaku then?
deft epoch
Just one area upgraded
deft epoch
U want Lukaku then?
slim mason
<:kekbappe:1051241217217794119>
Cheap, what you need and what we want to get rid of, easy negotiation with us
He could even kiss the badge
deft epoch
Cheap, what you need and what we want to get rid of, easy negotiation with us
He doesn't fit either real or Bayern
Real r playing mbappe game
slim mason
Stick him as a CB then
slim mason
And a good late sub if u wanna time waste
deft epoch
Btw lukaku fits Chelsea tactics perfectly
Idk y he didn't perform
Bayern and Real want mobile strikers who somewhat involve in play and have killer finishing
Like lewa or Benz in past
long fox
If we decide to bid again, I'm done lmao
proper wind
Twitter
slim mason
Btw lukaku fits Chelsea tactics perfectly
He's been on our "Get Out off the club" list since the interview he did with Sky Italy
And that was in the middle of the season he signed with us 😭
long fox
https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1688547945010872320?t=nWFfHQln-ldzRA6l7LxF...
So is it rejected or not
long fox
I thought it was rejected, now we still negotiating?
deft epoch
Or Levi is getting the sack