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news will come any second now
He fell for it
shhh delete
oh
dreaming is free
Bro
F’’ck Levy
MiaSamMia
shhhh
kane news when
soon inshallah
He's a bloody bastard
Screw him and his tinpot club
MiaSamMia
Lmao
STOP
LEVY IS RUNNING AWAY
This is prob fake lmao
Definitely
UPDATE🚨
The meeting between Levy and Dreesen/Neppe will begin in half an hour (3:30)🚨
I don't know if this is any more reliable
Meeting in 11 mins from now if true
I ain’t taking anything seriously unless it’s from fab or Mia san Mia
True lmao
Fr💀
stop sucking fab
what
Stfu lol
Are They high
He aint wrong tho
Cruyff changed the game
Cruyff clear in my eyes
Not such a weird take tbh lmao
Total football
cruyff clear
Bro what?💀
Other than a wc and europa for Napoli What did maradona do
We was mostly snorting
Wasted his career
Ofc lmao
Thats just a fact
Frfr
Absolutely not
Pele is nowhere near cruyff and maradona
Tough to decide between cruyff and maradona
Probably leaning towards maradona but only just
Ik But still
Maradona was a masterclass, although he did cheat to win his world cup (you could blame refs though)
3 ucls
Maradona would’ve had many if he was eligible
But he wasnt tho
Wasted potential
Barca would be nothing without cruyff
True
Maradona has a wc
Cheated his way to it tho But i get u
He’s a magician
True most importantly he got them over the line in the final
the brawl ruined his legacy in barca
Cruyff made barca what they are
Cryuff and Maradona were the same time right?
And messi carried on his legacy
Nope
Cruyff was a bit earlier
the barca bilbao brawl of 84
I could argue Cruyff was Ronaldo and Maradona is Messi
Yeah💀
Cruyff didn’t have Ronaldo’s ego
oh it was legendary
Both exceptional in their time but Maradona won that world cup to get him over the line
True
its how he got booted out
Pele doesn’t come close to this debate
Maradona was directly involved in a violent and chaotic fight at the 1984 Copa del Rey Final at the Santiago Bernabéu stadium in Madrid against Athletic Bilbao.[38] After receiving another hard tackle by Goikoetxea, as well as being taunted with racist insults related to his father's Native American ancestry throughout the match by Bilbao fans, and being provoked by Bilbao's Miguel Sola at full time after Barcelona lost 1–0, Maradona snapped.[38] He aggressively got up, stood inches from Sola's face and the two exchanged words. This started a chain reaction of emotional reactions from both teams. Using expletives, Sola mimicked a gesture from the crowd towards Maradona by using a xenophobic term.[39] Maradona then headbutted Sola, elbowed another Bilbao player in the face and kneed another player in the head, knocking him out cold.[38] The Bilbao squad surrounded Maradona to exact some retribution, with Goikoetxea connecting with a high kick to his chest, before the rest of the Barcelona squad joined in to help Maradona. From this point, Barcelona and Bilbao players brawled on the field with Maradona in the centre of the action, kicking and punching anyone in a Bilbao shirt.
The mass brawl was played out in front of the Spanish King Juan Carlos and an audience of 100,000 fans inside the stadium, and more than half of Spain watching on television.[40] After fans began throwing solid objects on the field at the players, coaches and even photographers, sixty people were injured, with the incident effectively sealing Maradona's transfer out of the club in what was his last game in a Barcelona shirt.[39] One Barcelona executive stated, "When I saw those scenes of Maradona fighting and the chaos that followed I realized we couldn't go any further with him."[40] Maradona got into frequent disputes with FC Barcelona executives, particularly club president Josep Lluís Núñez, culminating with a demand to be transferred out of Camp Nou in 1984. During his two injury-hit seasons at Barcelona, Maradona scored 38 goals in 58 games.[41] Maradona transferred to Napoli in Italy's Serie A for another world record fee, £6.9 million ($10.48 million).[42]
Pele was great, although his prime was so long ago that it's not easy to compare
Messi just had much better dribbling abilities man
pele is wayy overrated
Legend of the game
I couldn’t decide between them but after last year’s wc I’ve got to say messi
Fr
Where is R9 on ur lists?
Ronaldo has stuff over Messi but Messi could build a team better than Ronaldo
he basically played in a farmers league in brazil
That bastard won 3 world cups but only really contributed to 1
farmed goals
He isn’t my fav
r9 was a beast in his prime
Ronaldo was a detriment to United in his second go
Messi not so much
He wasn't the best but he did his part
Ronaldo came there thinking he was bigger than the club
They don’t deserve Ronaldo
That interview was uncalled for though
True
Yh man that was such a coward move
Ronaldo is also not doing great at All Nassr
They were 1st before his arrival
Sure the team is not the best but Ronaldo was so much more than everyone else in that league
Idc what he’s doing lol so don’t even check
Ronaldo’s recent comments are completely based off ego
I’m still waiting for Kane news
Really think people are going to Saudi because of him
Not the fat paychecks
He also said European football is finished
Just cuz he left
Man he’s just salty
Messi has an ego too but he doesn't exactly use it against others like Ronaldo or Mbappe
He thinks he’s bigger than football
Nah man Messi seems like a good guy ngl dont know him tho so cant say
69%
Fr lmao
Waste of a player
It wasn't worth it
Why? We can talk about whatever we want
He did nothing for yous
It was like 20m
Absolutely
Should have been 30-35
I didn’t really want him at Bayern in the first place
How’s Sarr still a Bayern player?
You guys sold Sommer
Not yet
When is his contract up?
Dont know tbf
Ugh want him out
Probably gonna leave for free
Bagelsmann
Just one more year
Yh man
Priceless for me
Neuer gotta retire in Bayern
Neuer is the goat gk
Fax
Muller too
Went to the rivals instead
even tho i hate bayern dont let him go like de gea in man u
Such a snake
Yh
Don’t compare de gea to neuer
Its like comparing morata to lewa
Morata is good for Spain though
True
But he isn’t consistent like neuer
wanna fight?
He’s a money laundering scheme when it comes to clubs though💀
yeah
Neuer got the Ballon dor
lol
3rd place in 2014
when was the last time a gk won
second or third
Would’ve won If Messi and Ronaldo didnt exist
lol
What does digga mean
yessir
i dont trust statements from bald men
except one
Lmfao
Barca UCL next season?
Thats insane fr😭
No
The same pot
Should’ve remained skipper
No one wants him
why is he even being started
he ass
Don't know
Slow as a turtle
He’s pure entertainment I would love it if United kept him another season😭
wait hes retiring?
I wish
hes only 30
funny thing is
His first season for United was actually decent
they rejected 20 mil bid
Then it went downhill

???
thats crazy
😭😭
😭
They hating now Fr
So much censoring
Tf was that
Curse words
Just the skull emoji lmao
he pulled a phil jones tbf
who will replace neur as gk
You're not going to let the drunk football fans curse
Bouna sarr
Could've been Sommer
kepa arisabalaga
But for some reason ig not
Too little for Bayern cant save pens
He did make a lot of great saves tho
Wish him the best in Inter
Understand them
He’s class
Are They negotiating for kane rn?
I’m getting mixed information man
They are negotiating as we speak
I’m praying bro
The ones saying deal is off are trolling because it was reported before the negotiations begin
Spurs cannot lose Kane
But I think they'll cash in
And pray Richardson is good
Ik i saw some source say Levy pushed it forward to the end of the week
It was meant to be on Friday
💀
Then Levy pushed it
Oh
To today
I see
Pushed from today until later this week was only posted by the parody account
Lmaooo i’m dumb asf
This man is one minute away from a cardiac arrest
Bayern bosses did not fly to London today expecting to reach a total agreement over Harry Kane. They will return to Munich tonight. Negotiations ongoing. No agreement yet [@Plettigoal]
Bruh
Levy is edging us
Levy is getting off on This i swear
lets Hope fattenberg is wrong cause wtf is this
Were fkn getting fullkrug man
Not even worth being optimistic anymore
Plettipoal
levy being a dick
Someone said he is staying at Bremen apparently
So thats HK or RKM
We’re not getting german morata Warra W
Idt Vlaho will leave
wallahi we're finished
Its normal for a 100M~ signing tho
They’ll prob meet a few times now before the end of the week
Return to Munich, I thought they didn't fly to London
It was a troll account that said that lmao
I'm confused
Check the Twitter handle
I was at first too lol
sorry guys
So ig the meeting isn't over?
💀💀
And Mia is a joke account?
MiaSamMia is
For today it is yes
MiaSanMia isnt
Is it a troll or is it not?
They will meet more till the end of the week
it isnt a troll that we didnt expect an agreement
Alright
Normal for a signing of this caliber
MiaSaMMia is a parody account
MiaSaNMia is legit
this one is legit
Man I'm sick of waiting
Yeah final strike will be at the end of the week
Will wait for more sources for more detailed info
if we don't sign him till the end of the week 
twitter sold me lies today
Fr same
Believe in our Bosses man
Nah same
But he has to sell lmao
He’s pinched
If the only club kane wants is Bayern then he has to listen to us
we also need a gk and walker still isn't done
Theres always winter But would be ideal to get it Done This summer
I need a new punching bag, any volunteers?
fck the police
Cant Kane just turn his back on spurs man
coming straight from the underground
Stfu
💀
Bayern Munich and Tottenham representatives had lunch in central London today
There remains a £20m gap in valuation for Harry Kane
Spurs will also insist on a buyback clause should he return to the Premier League
[@skysportspaulg via @footballdaily]
https://t.co/LF730ikYmE
Man fck that
Buyback clause should be 200m for the fckers
lets just buy vlahovic and let levy lose out on 100m
Mané Money coming soon
this dude is so full of himself that he actually believes he wins if he doesnt let kane leave
Spurs fans wont like that
Yh lmao They can use that money on a new striker
Levy is brainless
give us sane we need a rw
Man gtfo
😭
as if barca can afford them
no we need those funds for cancelo
was that necessary
Man dembele rly snaked u boys
yes
if kane doesnt join us i hope he scores a hattrick against spurs in his first game for man united
I will be there
Lmaooo
Spurs will be mid tier without kane
they already are
💀
Spurs wont even be top half without kane anymore
True
I'll guess 14th place
I'm nervous about what will happen in the next hour or so
Wont happen anything
They are done for today
So the crucial meeting was just a fuckin lunch? lmfao
Lmao gotta take it slow
End me man
Its like taming a horse
Man They spoke some
Its heading somewhere finally
Like i just said its like this with big signings
And doing it w levy doesnt get much easier
why you telling to stfu
whoever you are you cant say that to someone who you dont know
egg
he will fleece u
100mil minimum
levy thinks we're paying 120 mil €
I still want to know Tottenham's exact demand
Over 80 mill
Well I don't think Bayern went back down to offering 60 mill
offer probably 100 mil €
What was the point of today's meeting then?
Start negotiations
I would say around 90
If Kane is priced at £90m, Bayern might just've tried to buy him for €81m, which doesn't sound right considering their last offer
So that was a big pile of time wasting fck all then lol
there are a lot of other strikers
alvarez, kolo muani, jonathan david, vlahovic
younger and cheaper
Alvarez and David are too short for Bayern standards
nuh uh we need vlahovic
nuh uh kane is still coming
If we get de gea I’ll end it
Dreesen and Neppe have landed back in Munich [🎥 @itstheicebird]
https://t.co/M5gjUr1s9K
100 mil we good
Yeah doing 100m will be good
You'd need a better season after nearly losing the Bundesliga
A possible treble could be nice with Kane
No agreement reached between Bayern and Tottenham for Harry Kane following today's meeting, though that's not considered to be a setback. Clubs are still 20 million apart [@BILD]
Bounou and kane are just the things bayern need
No agreement yet between Bayern and Tottenham for Harry Kane. But Bayern bosses are positive after today's talks in London. The next step towards the transfer is done [@cfbayern]
Next week
In 10 years
not happening
hes going to psg
true
u need to give atleast 30mil
yuh uh
He'll be a bayern player till Sunday
never
yuh uh
if he does he will go to the smallest club in germany
atleast we can afford him 
he costs 18mil max lmao
why are you here
he's trolling
I loved that so much
Also of our goals 2 arent on the table

Its only 6 of 8
LOL
Goat
Daily reminder
Bayern>Dortmund
Of course
@split hedge

Wats wrong tho
nvm
ive seen few guys in my school wearing barca jackets n training clothes thing
and also never saw them talking or having fun with others
short height
prescriptive glasses
autism
Bayern>Barca
i deadass dreamt of a harry kane here we go 😭
u know ball
Bayern is like the top 3 biggest team in the world
Madrid>Milan>Bayern
Could argue for liverpool before Bayern
hell no bro
bayern is 2nd
dont judge based off of UCLs only
milan have 49 trophies in total
bayern have 83
Well tbf serie a is a much more difficult league
by that logic united goes over bayern cause the prem is the best league itw and they won it 20 times
but united are not bigger than bayern
milan go 3rd imo
or barca or liverpool
but the top 2 is not even debatable its madrid and bayern
I think I went
Real
United
Bayern
AC (did originally go Inter but decided to swap)
Barca
lmaooookoooo
United sell a ton of shirts
They have won countless trophies
Several great players
United have fallen off but they still have many diehard supporters
United that high?
People just remember the ferguson era United hasnt been as consistent as Bayern
Premier League has been more popular than the Bundesliga, so they have a better reach for shirt sales and supporters
in that case liverpool are far better than utd
Bayern could be argued as more successful as United in trophies
But United have that fanbase
The allianz is louder than old trafford
Who invited United lol
lmao
would have argued abt pool but blud literally said utd 2nd 😢
United only has the fanbase over Bayern, everything else.. Bayern clears
Funny cause Bayern fans are louder
Most United fans ain't even from Manchester ngl lol
Yh lmao
Maybe this isn't the right chat to convey this take...
The Anfield ambience is insane
Actually. Who are some good ballers from Bayern apart from everyone in the current squad and Lewa and Robben
Ribery lol
Oh yeah him too
All time or? lol
All time
Pretty solid
did bro just say bayern have no legends 
Fr he just took the ball without even touching the player
it was like the opposing player wasnt even there
0 red cards
Yh lmao
Insane stat
okay
Interesting Tuchel statement at the PK in Singapore
➡️ Kimmich as a six? "It's not in his DNA!" Reinforcement in this position is therefore still desirable: "If there is another possibility, we are open to it!"
rangers have 116
Kimmich gotta be an 8
Can play anywhere and 8 would be perfect for him
I think the only reason he's 6 now cuz simply because we don't have someone better to do it
Laimer is pretty class tho
Icl
But ofc it would be nice with one more cdm
We have gravenberch tho
Laimer not as good as Kimmich lmao specially in the buildup
And Guerreiro can also play as a 6
Yh ik but he just needs to pass the ball to kimmich/Musiala and defend well
Kimmich can do 1st phase and 2nd phase build up alone 
Yeah fr💀
He’s him man
He can play in all thirds at the same time
So I guess Tuchel wants to free Kimmich from his current duties so he can play higher
Yh tuchel sees him as a cm
Crucial for the build up
Laimer and Gravenberch pivot
Should let Gravenberch get more minutes
im sorry but gravenberch loses his duels easily
True
Kimmich easily makes ’90 tho
I Rly want gravenberch to get more time on the pitch
Kimmich probably played most games last season
Yh fr more than Neuer hahaha
i know, they really are a historic club
Better options
Daniel Levy is currently unwilling to consider anything below £100m (€117m) for Harry Kane [@Dan_KP]
The little rodent
Kane has made it clear that he plans to stay at Spurs if he lines up at Brentford in their Premier League opener on August 13, believing it would be unfair on the club and new head coach Ange Postecoglou to leave after the start of the campaign [@Dan_KP]
Basically, it needs to be sorted out this week
Could be next week if they have to
too risky
he's €50m
or 40 i think
and much more offensive than defensive
I've seen a tactical analysis of him, he's more of a watcher and only gets involved when he absolutely has to
Bro who is our CF
Risky ngl
lmao
Im not gay brotha
#BLM
.
Bellingham should move to Bayern
could also get haaland and mbappe while we are at it
We can not afford that lmao
Fr lmaoooooo
Bayern offered €85m plus €10m add-ons for Harry Kane [@BILD]
So when they say a €20m gap, Bayern could try and go for €100m + 15m add-ons to try and finish the deal?
Please
nah
😭😭
Should be 95m with 10m addons
🥰
Bild: Oliver Kahn will receive 4-5 million euros in compensation due to the dismissal, his previous salary is estimated at around 4-6 million euros.
Our wonderkid
Rip Lucas and Wam
The weather is so good today
Definitely is
Sadio officially to Al Nassr
95 overall... Ah dear Levy wants 120m
😭

theres a bayern discord?
Fan made
Maybe there's an official one I'm not aware of
A bit arrogant isn't he
good ol' Sam, eh?
Man Why cant No one leave us in style This window😭😭😭
Lucas Sabitzer Mane
All so arrogant
bro acts like cr7
Yeah it's fan made, there's over 120 people in it
A couple of people from this server as well
Deutscher verein aber niemand spricht deutsch
Dieser ort ist überwiegend englischsprachig
ita an english server
Asso Okay
machste nix großer
@thorny hare has scored a goal and reached level 1! Image perms are available from level 3.
It’s the official r/Bayern one right
Bc that one has 3700 members
can i get in
Sure
parody account
he never said it, its a parody Twitter account
Bro can someone ban that account lmao
It always gets me
happy barca-bayern day
theres a solid chance he performs better than crissy boi
which match happened on 2nd august
with fcb and bayern
Did anyone see that Marcelo tackle? God damn
Score prediction for today?
Will be a tough game
They do have a weak midfield tho
wait didnt they sell milner and henderson
And fabinho
Isn’t he injured
bruh that's so random
MATHYS TEL STARTS VS LIVERPOOL
WWW
goretzka hasnt started a single game in preseason 
Man tuchel doesnt like him lmao
yeah
Watch the Friendly match between FC Liverpool and FC Bayern Munich LIVE from Singapore! The FCB team has continued the Audi Summer Tour 2023 and travelled fr...
sick thanks I was about to ask for this
ffs unavailable in my country
Wtf
wtfff
yup gakpo scored
sommer is ass
💀
How did we let gakpo score on us
Sommer is😭
Pavard and Upa
Tucheliban starting players who are leaving
bro i love kim but what was he doing at RW why was he not in the LCB position 😭
could have easily stopped gakpo if he was in position
did anyone see that pass from gnabry to musiala
reminded me of the Goal against Köln
We need him to look good now so he gets sold
is this what davies calls marking 😭
have fun
i did now
4 mins later
am i that delayed
what a touch by musiala
Omfg
Wallahi we are finished
2-0
Sommer froze
we are in the trenches
What's Sommer doing bro
happy trophyless season lads
💀💀
We need our man Neuer
you can't save that
Neuer
Neuer pls come back from injury
And a striker
Neuer got the real composure
WHERE IS LEWANDOWSKI AND NEUER WHEN WE NEED THEM😭😭😭
WE FINISHED UNLESS WE MAKE A COMEBACK
Chill out my man lmao
2-1
Unless Sommer gets a cool comeback
2-1
Oh
gnabry
GNABRRYYYY
Dawg
The weeknd is turning up
THE CHEF
WARRA COMEBACK
Was the gnabry goal nice? I missed it
COMEBACK
WALLAHALI ITS HAPPENING
WE MIGHT NOT BE FINISHED
EZ

LET'S NOT END UP LIKE TOTTENHAM VS LIVERPOOL🔥🔥🔥
tel almost scored there
imagine we actually win this game then get a kane here we go right after
i am dreaming 🙏
Imagine If we had kane now
Would’ve had the lead
thoughts on 1st half!!!
Great pick up in the last 25 min
very enjoyable
didnt expect from gnabry
Hes cooking hard
Our best player the first half
gnabry false 9
So we good
blud forgot last season
im not ready for this
Is Kane gonna join Bayern soon?
this week could be it
Kane
Coman Musiala Gnabry
Would be lethal
Son is going to carry Tottenham on his back fr
Sonaldo
Son Richy Kulu szn
Kulu is nice ngl
De ligt and Coman
Coooook
did szoboslai just push musiala in the bkx
this dude gets away with everything this game
Coman wtfff
theyre all just fouling
KRAZIG
Gomez on free goals
game is over
kräzig

still wrong 💀
Nuh uh
krätzig
Nuh uh
tz is gay
Yoo
I never use that
We're pressing them now
gorezka again
😭
Goretzka, Gravenberch, Mazraoui, Stanišić, Krätzig and Ibrahimović all on.
Laimer, Musiala, Upamecano, Pavard, Gnabry and Davies off
(60')
not his fault
Still man
We take everything seriously!
in a friendly u sub most players off for game time
the result literally has no meaning unless its with a large margin
Fr
BAYERN ARE THE BEST
We rock
KRÄTZ8GFFFFF
We're winning for sure
LETS FKN GO
He will defo get game time in the Bundesliga
The Liverpool fans are whining about two apparent offside goals
gg
because you did score two offside goals
We never give up
xd
Liverpool also scored an offside goal
WE WINm
WWWWWWW
WOOOO
Still a 2-2
but that youngster goal was cool
scoreline should've been 3-3
Man get out

one of the goals should not have stood
Let's goo
No it should’ve been sitting down
finally a win over liverpool
ong
Bayern Munich beats Liverpool 4-3 in a friendly in Kallang, what are your thoughts?
I missed it bc i’m not home rn and 4G is assc
Treble incoming
Congratulations guysss 😍😍😍
should've been 3-3
bayern scored one offside goal
Man being 2-0 down then winning 4-3 is a great feeling
well played by bayern but one of their goals should not have stood
”They thought they would win”
Shhhhhh
looks like bayern learned alot from real madrid
Are u even a Bayern supporter lol
not really
we got it the first time you said that
but game's over
just a friendly
Ref was so bad
i didnt watch the 2nd half but yeah from the 1st half i didnt really like him
Deserved
Man what a lad
What a.shot
And it was against Allison too not some bench keeper
Let's goooo
Give me some money
this would be so shameless but ill take it
@surreal snow has scored a goal and reached level 2! Image perms are available from level 3.
AYOOOOO
So does that mean we get him This summer If he does that or next?
no offside, 2-3 win
if its true then we'll get him in a matter of time
but i dont believe it
since we were 20m apart from tottenhams demands
Shameless but so funny that he has to resort to buying himself out 😭
Levy tax
Ahh
he's coming
he will be a bayern player till Sunday
Yeah man
If he does that himself we have to respect him at all times
imagine he flops
imagine if spurs starts to win trophies after kane leaves
Harry Kane To bayern München will hit like crack in the next days
huh
Transfer of the year
it will be great
He would like the balls that the wingers would give him 👍
buying 3rd kit with Kane
Yeah man🔥
I’m buying away kit with kane and 3rd with kim
Not sold on buying our homekit
he'll probably play against Leipzig
