bayern-munich

[exotic python]

Warra dream

I had respect for him when he departed at first But to Erase all Bayern posts is so petty

[proper wind]

yeah

[exotic python]

Yeah well he’ll play in a much weaker dortmund now

They lost Bellingham and Guerreiro two of their most important players

[proper wind]

their transfer window is actually terrible i didnt even expect it to be this bad

but no they spent 50m on nmecha and sabitzer 💀

bensebaini on a free is a decent move he's okay

good LB cover

but dortmund are a factory they sell and never replace

its like their entire aim is to develop youngsters and ship them off then bring in some mid players just to fill in the space

and if they win something it's collateral

thats what i feel

[tender cedar]

Agreed

This is why we have been dominating the Bundesliga Dortmund sell playeers and then dont replace them well enough

[proper wind]

yeah its almost like they don't want to compete

like they're more of a youth academy/training camp than a football club

[exotic python]

Difference for Bayern is that players actually stay during their whole prime here

[proper wind]

yes

[tender cedar]

Yeah

dortmund get the money from selling players but they dont use it efficiently

[proper wind]

but then again players dont stay at dortmund because they know dortmund wont win many trophies

but thats also because their best players always leave

its like a cycle

[proper wind]

yeah they just wait till a new youngster spawns

cash in

[tender cedar]

nowadays dortmund is known as a youth development club rather than a title challenging club

many youngsters come play for them and then leave

[proper wind]

use the €300m they got from madrid/city to buy some random player from trinidad and tobago who plays in the 3rd tier of somalian football and repeat

[tender cedar]

lo

[proper wind]

yeah

[tender cedar]

moukoko and adeyemi are going to dip soon

[proper wind]

no pull bc no trophies bc they dont have enough quality bc of no pull and it goes on like that

[tender cedar]

yeah

[proper wind]

if more players were like reus and always believed then they could win some more

and therefore grow slowly but surely

[exotic python]

I believe so too

[proper wind]

but nobody's ready to have that much faith in dortmund

[tender cedar]

yeah if dortmund players had reus mentatlity they would win something

[proper wind]

it's also about quality tbf

cant have nmecha ozcan sabitzer and emre can in midfield and ryerson/wolf on the flanks and expect to boss the midfield or the wings

[tender cedar]

Yeah exactly

[proper wind]

but bayern also kinda play a role in dortmund not keeping players

to keep players you need to show them your ambitions and what you can compete for

[tender cedar]

True

more of the players would stay if they competed for more titles

and trophies

[proper wind]

if ur a dortmund boss and are tryna convince bellingham to turn down an offer from Madrid you got nothing to offer

[proper wind]

yeah

[tender cedar]

its a matter of perspective for dortmund i feel

with the money they get they need to use it wisely

[proper wind]

league? bayern dont lose out on the league just like that. dfb pokal? nope. ucl? not a chance

[proper wind]

yeah but there are also so many factors

as i said

its a closed cycle

[tender cedar]

yep

[proper wind]

someone has to find a way to stop the loop

[willow egret]

i guess

[proper wind]

and the only thing that can do that is more players having more patience and faith with dortmund like reus

[tender cedar]

and when dortmund want to sign a good player they might reject the deal because dortmund is always in our shadow

[proper wind]

which is unlikely

[proper wind]

yeah

[willow egret]

bruv how to make the Bundesliga not the farmers league

[proper wind]

weaken bayern 💀

[willow egret]

nah

they need to be better

we don't have a good derby

[true tendon]

Eh only thing Dortmund could challenge for would be Pokal

[willow egret]

they can't compete in the ucl

[proper wind]

yep

but the dortmund board also doesnt exactly hesitate to lose its best players

they let them go once a big offer comes in

[true tendon]

Yeah

I mean it’s somewhat worked well for them

[willow egret]

the Bundesliga is like where the players are formed then sent to epl or laliga

[proper wind]

kinda

[true tendon]

Dembele and Sancho haven’t played well

Hummels came back

[tender cedar]

Dortmund need to improve and break their loop and der klassiker would become a much better rivalry

[proper wind]

yes

[willow egret]

the Bundesliga need to do the same as the rsl

[true tendon]

I mean Der Klassiker ain’t really a rivalry

[proper wind]

rsl?

[tender cedar]

saudi league i think

[true tendon]

Yeah idk what that is

[willow egret]

saudi pro league

[proper wind]

oh

[true tendon]

Yeh no that wouldn’t work

[willow egret]

its been a while since we have beaten rma

[tender cedar]

bundesliga clubs arent funded by the government like the saudi clubs are

[proper wind]

who's gonna join bochum just because 💀

[willow egret]

2013 Dortmund was incredible

[proper wind]

yeah

[willow egret]

ah forget that part

they should form players

like Barcelona

[true tendon]

They do

[proper wind]

thats the problem they do

but then they get shipped to leipzig

from there to bayern or some prem club

[willow egret]

ye

they shouldn't do that

[true tendon]

I mean all the clubs are tryna make a profit

[willow egret]

Dortmund with haaland lewy dembele Aubameyang and others

[true tendon]

They ain’t got billionaire owners

[willow egret]

i think dortmund should bring ziyech

saudis do

[true tendon]

Ziyech is going to Saudi isn’t he?

[willow egret]

nah

failed medicals

[true tendon]

💀

[exotic python]

Ziyech cant leave Chelsea

[willow egret]

going to Newcastle i think

[willow egret]

💀

[true tendon]

So he’s going to Saudi?

[exotic python]

He was going psg last winter

[willow egret]

ye

i don't understand Chelsea

[proper wind]

nah he posted about it later his knee was fine

but something happened with negotiations in the end

broke down

[willow egret]

they don't want him he don't want them so WHY ON EARTH DO THEY KEEP HIM?

[tacit oyster]

@willow egret has scored a goal and reached 1

[proper wind]

so they covered it up by saying he failed the medical

[willow egret]

🥲

[willow egret]

i know

i saw his post

ziyech is a sensetive player who got a difficult childhood he need a friend before the coach that's why he exelled for the Moroccan selection because regragui knew how to deal with him like ten hag did.

i don't think pochettino will know how to deal with him

but luis enrique will

maybe.

🤔

[exotic python]

Nice

[willow egret]

kane don't deserve 100m€

he is old

we need a young ST

he is nor CR7 to hold it until 38s

[exotic python]

Let us Cook

[willow egret]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bayern-bayern-munich-bayern-munchen-gif-15248544

[surreal snow]

kane can easily play until hes 40

given his playstyle

[thorny hare]

U Seen cr7 play? He defo didn’t hold it

[proper wind]

fr

[worn torrent]

hi

[proper wind]

hi

[tired prism]

Kane is coming

[upper bane]

yall seen our away kit

[exotic python]

Yeah

[upper bane]

i bought it fr fe

adidas jus released

[exotic python]

Nice

I’m thinking about buying it too

I wanna buy the october fest one too

[upper bane]

yeah

wonder whats our third

[void marsh]

sup

[exotic python]

Love to see it

[flat bay]

hiii

[proper wind]

the off-white one

[exotic python]

This would’ve looked so good w the normal Bayern badge

I love the pattern

[proper wind]

both the old and the new badges would look good

[exotic python]

Idk i think the new one would’ve fitted better But oh well

[humble trench]

halo

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1684575037259665410

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sources claim Daniel Levy had been close to agreeing a deal to sell Harry Kane to PSG, but the striker does not want to move to France this summer. PSG remain willing to outbid any other club, but it would take a major U-turn from the striker to consider an offer [@Matt_Law_DT]

Twitter · Jul 27, 2023, 2:42 PM

love him already

rejected psg

[neon atlas]

[exotic python]

PSG got 0 pull

[neon atlas]

i got 100 pull

no cap

[night comet]

bro

sign a younger gk already

[humble trench]

monsters in my bedroom hiding in the dark

[neon atlas]

but im in france

imjustsayin

[exotic python]

I’m gonna be mad If we sign raya

[humble trench]

He isn't a bad keeper

[exotic python]

He’s too short for us

We have Kim and de ligt Who both are 190cm+

Will we then have raya behind em whos 183cm

That doesnt feel right

[willow egret]

nah u don't know CR7 my g

[exotic python]

Yeah true

We need sweeper keepers like Neuer

[pale topaz]

in your guy’s opinions who would be the best option for a new gk

[exotic python]

Mamar or that ukrainian kid

[pale topaz]

who

lunin?

[exotic python]

Yh

Or No

He was 199cm if i’m not mistaken

The ukrainian Guy i’m thinking about

Yeah trubin

[humble trench]

We have the exact same opinion ! I really like Trubin and I think it is possible we show interest in that goalkeeper

Usually, the players we recruit are not the players we are linked to in the medias.

[exotic python]

Fr man we Rly should

I think we can get him for cheap too

[humble trench]

I think we can get him for the same price as Mamarda

[exotic python]

I think so too

[humble trench]

Trubin is perfect for us, good at everything and a way more stable keeper than Mamardashvili

Very good with his feet, that's why I think he is better than Mamar

[pale topaz]

his valvue is like 22m

[humble trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1684691139658493952?t=fE7igrsF9vsIRqHWwb5bdQ&s=19

[thorny hare]

In a few h we hopefully get Kane deal

[pale topaz]

hours?

[humble trench]

DONE DEAL!!!!!

Who where what

It's 4 AM lol

Who's negotiating at these hours

[humble trench]

But they're negotiating in London? Lol

[strong saddle]

WHAT

Naw

[humble trench]

Ok

[humble trench]

ex dee

[proper wind]

i swear if we end up signing raya

[exotic python]

I will punch a hole in my wall

[proper wind]

i will hole a wall in my punch

(what)

[exotic python]

Raya is so overpriced and only 183cm

[proper wind]

exactly

[tacit oyster]

@proper wind has scored a goal and reached 2

[proper wind]

shut up

[exotic python]

😭

[proper wind]

anyways like

where is the logic in this

[exotic python]

Idek man we should go for trubin

[proper wind]

"mamardashvili is available, €30m, tall, very good keeper, very young, willing to be #2 behind neuer" but no too expensive for a backup

[exotic python]

Yeah man its stupid

[proper wind]

but then u get raya who's like €45m ±3m and the same height as sommer and 27 years old and he's the perfect solution 😍

[exotic python]

If mamarda is bad on his feet we have the best trainer to teach how to get better

[proper wind]

i would like to apologize to david raya

so uh i may have been wrong

wait lemme check out this turbin guy you mentioned

[exotic python]

Do that

[proper wind]

whats his name

turbin doesnt work

oh trubin

nvm that doesnt work either

[exotic python]

Anatoliy Trubin

[proper wind]

yeah he's not on datamb

there was this copenhagen keeper

I'll try him

kamil grabara

nvm he's not on there either 💀

if only david raya was taller

[exotic python]

Fr lmao

The problem with keepers rayas height is that they’re so bad at pens

[proper wind]

yeah

sommer went the right way for every single pen

most of them at least like 95%

but bc of his height he couldnt save any

[exotic python]

Yh exactly

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1684881097593942016?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Daniel Levy has this morning rescheduled the key meeting with Bayern officials to early next week [@JacobsBen]

Likes

102

Twitter · Jul 28, 2023, 10:58 AM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1684882914637434881

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Jan-Christian Dreesen and Marco Neppe are currently still in Munich. The flight to London, scheduled for 10 am, was cancelled [@altobelli13]

Twitter · Jul 28, 2023, 11:06 AM

[exotic python]

Blud is procrastinating it😭

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1684889009649045506?t=U7yYsp2x4Nv1lmLuuuX87A&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern and Al Nassr have reached an agreement for the transfer of Sadio Mané. The Senegalese will undergo his medical check on Sunday in Dubai [@mlktraore]

Likes

400

Twitter · Jul 28, 2023, 11:30 AM

37M LESSGOOOO

[exotic python]

Easy bag

[night comet]

37m for a finished player

damn

[dim plover]

Need to sign him asap

[neon atlas]

W in the chat

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/TheSpursExpress/status/1684936230490853376?t=_MI-AQElsjjH2C4mia6jlw&s=19

The Spurs Express (@TheSpursExpress)

🚨🥇| #Spurs are understood to be interested in Mathys Tel, Bayern’s fast rising 18-year-old attacking star.

Thomas Tuchel’s plan is to keep the France youth international for the season but the manager has admitted it could change “if something changes very late in the…

Twitter · Jul 28, 2023, 2:37 PM

[tidal hornet]

Do not give Tel to Spurs. Not even on loan

[tired prism]

Mane is out

Let’s bloody go

That bastard was such a waste of money for us

[proper wind]

okay so maybe height isnt such a big deal...

[nimble walrus]

Forcing out the best player when he doesn’t want to leave

The club should ashamed of themselves

[neon atlas]

bro what?

aint no way mane was our best player

[thorny hare]

ur joking right?

[nimble walrus]

Why should I be joking

Mane was one of the best players in the world

[tidal hornet]

Just another Liverpool troll

[nimble walrus]

Why would I be trolling

Its usually Bayern fans trolling coming into the English football saying Bundesliga isn’t a farmers league

[nimble walrus]

Now explain why would I he joking?

[thorny hare]

u see the literlle word "was"

[nimble walrus]

And he was the best player at your club

[thorny hare]

lmfao

[nimble walrus]

He easily was

[thorny hare]

im not gonna bother

hf in the euro league

[nimble walrus]

Don’t bother then

You obviously can’t prove your points

[humble trench]

😂

[thorny hare]

i mean do give me a reason why he wasnt a massive flop

and a problem for the club

caused issues in the changing room

[nimble walrus]

We aren’t in a farmers league so it’s hard to actually reach certain places in the table and we didn’t even have a midfield

[thorny hare]

one of the reasons why nagelsman was sacked

[humble trench]

There's no arguing to be made

[nimble walrus]

Scored good goals

Was good at dribbling

[humble trench]

Offsideo Mané

[thorny hare]

be honest, did u watch any bayern games

[thorny hare]

^^

[humble trench]

He didn't

Why would he

[thorny hare]

if offside wasnt a thing

he would have been ok ish

[pale topaz]

have you guys got atleast 3 more midfielders yet or no?

[nimble walrus]

Just a shame that Bayern players offered no service

[humble trench]

Goretzka cooking at Liverpool

Only 50M

[nimble walrus]

Just 2 since the transfer window started

[thorny hare]

question tho, if mane is that good, why would klopp sell him

[nimble walrus]

He didn’t want to sell him

Mane wanted to leave

[thorny hare]

why is that hm?

[nimble walrus]

And we can’t stand in the way of a player leaving

[nimble walrus]

Because people in Senegal wanted him to leave

[pale topaz]

very nice

[nimble walrus]

Goretzka is not needed

We don’t need injury prone players

That only care about going to the gym

[humble trench]

You got Thiago though

[nimble walrus]

He’s great

[humble trench]

So is Goretzka

[thorny hare]

honestly dont even bother

he is obviously trolling

[humble trench]

So am I

[nimble walrus]

But goretzka is ass

Thiago is our best midfielder

And now thiago can rest instead of being forced to play every game

[nimble walrus]

Again why would I be trolling?

[nimble walrus]

What about nagelsman bottling a lead

By a few points

[neon atlas]

he was injured most szn

also he cant even score pen

cant even call him pane

[nimble walrus]

So he’s being forced out cause he was injured

[neon atlas]

and couldnt perform well

in general

[nimble walrus]

What about Barcelona

Also what about players like Leroy sane sending in terrible passes

[neon atlas]

uh idk

[neon atlas]

we played better

this szn

[nimble walrus]

Also how come he plays so good with Senegal

[neon atlas]

even chupo moting did play better than him

[neon atlas]

how come maguire plays good for england

i dont have the answer for that

[nimble walrus]

He doesn’t

[neon atlas]

compared to his united games

u cant complain

[nimble walrus]

People will look at a few tackles and a clearance by him

But will ignore his terrible long passes from Maguire

[neon atlas]

also mane didnt even play wc

he was kind of supposed to be a striker/winger

he couldnt provide what we wanted

[nimble walrus]

The players coudnt provide to him

[neon atlas]

the only reason senegal got through group stage was bouna sarr

@humble trench @inland moth right

[nimble walrus]

Like sane making crap passes and playing crap against city

[nimble walrus]

I was talking about his other games

Like the afcon

Or the Senegal friendlies

[tacit oyster]

@nimble walrus has scored a goal and reached level 1! Image perms are available from level 3.

[neon atlas]

uh idk bout that he does play good i give him that

but he didnt really perform good for us

[nimble walrus]

Dysfunctional system from Bayern

[neon atlas]

kind of i'd say

also he is old

thats alot of money for him

we'd need a new guy anyways

[nimble walrus]

Your getting Kane aren’t you

[neon atlas]

i honestly want vlahovic

ion want him

100 for a 29 yo

but he can provide quality

new micheal jackson in chelsea looks promising

i want bayern to buy joao pedro

[proper wind]

not forcing + not best player + he accepted the move

[inland moth]

Fr the goat

[proper wind]

he was one of the best itw when we bought him and he was very good at first but then he got that injury and it screwed him over

fr

[inland moth]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1684942850943746048?s=20

not happening

never

[exotic python]

Tel wont leave

[proper wind]

i dont think they realize he's a lifelong bayern fan

[neon atlas]

i would be very sad if he leaves

[proper wind]

very sad is an understatement

[neon atlas]

i love watching him

[inland moth]

he's also not doing it

If he says no it ain't happening

and I doubt he wants to

[neon atlas]

yeah

[inland moth]

plus he's a long term investment

[proper wind]

predictions for tomorrow's game vs kawasaki?

[neon atlas]

he will most likely get starts

cuz

he been doing good

[exotic python]

5-1

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1684946285437034497

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Daniel Levy cancelled today's meeting 'in the last minute' and agreed with Dreesen to meet early next week. According to 'insiders' in England, that's typical of Levy's tactics, as he wants to be in total control and not let others tell him when to negotiate [@BILD]

Likes

624

Twitter · Jul 28, 2023, 3:17 PM

[exotic python]

I hate him

[tidal hornet]

Ah, Levy's fault

[proper wind]

at spurs? nah he wont start a single game

not cause he's not good enough

[neon atlas]

here

not spurs

[proper wind]

oh

[inland moth]

he's been doing good

[proper wind]

but bc they dont realize talent

[proper wind]

yeah

[neon atlas]

their pigeon played good vs asian team

😭

[nimble walrus]

The media has been disrespecting him

So has the fans

Never seen a sad fanbase disrespect their best player

[inland moth]

Tels management I think 1-3 weeks ago

[proper wind]

i mean idk about the rest of the fanbase, obviously i dont speak on behalf of every bayern fan but as far as i know there wasnt really disrespect

they want him out bc he hasnt been performing at all since the wc

even against a 9th tier german side he didnt perform

like how barca fans want ferran out and united fans want maguire out etc etc

it's what happens when a player doesnt do well and gets worse when he's the highest paid earner 💀

[neon atlas]

yeah barca and utd are used to keeping frauds despite

we dont do dat

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1684978451223064578

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Mathys Tel and his agent are unaware of Tottenham's interest. There's no contact with the English club. Tel's position remains unchanged - he wants to stay at Bayern regardless of a potential Harry Kane transfer [@kerry_hau]

Twitter · Jul 28, 2023, 5:25 PM

[neon atlas]

w in the chat

[thorny spoke]

i would rather have tel as striker than kane

next szn

[exotic python]

He got lots of potential But man an 18 y/o as starter striker

[inland moth]

They can have pavard in that deal

[thorny spoke]

dude instead of spending 100m on a 30 yr old and losing him its btter to start him

[neon atlas]

he will win ballon dor before before r9 did

[thorny spoke]

gnabry+mane

[neon atlas]

mane is gone

[exotic python]

Mane alr went to al nassr

[neon atlas]

w

[proper wind]

mané off to al nassr

[inland moth]

gnabry

[exotic python]

Gnabry is good on the wing i like him

[thorny spoke]

oh done deal?

[neon atlas]

we need to sign joao pedro man

he is so good

[exotic python]

Medicals

[thorny spoke]

who

[exotic python]

Just went to Brighton tho

[neon atlas]

later

[proper wind]

yeah here we go confirmed

[thorny spoke]

im feared that would he pass

[neon atlas]

we should go for him

[exotic python]

He Will

Good money for us too

[proper wind]

why joao pedro

[neon atlas]

he was balling

he looks good

[proper wind]

of all players

[thorny spoke]

wait which jao pedro

[neon atlas]

better than pigeon

https://youtu.be/h6rfEnFOqXQ

[proper wind]

maguire at striker would be better than pigeon

[neon atlas]

this guy

is a baller

i mean chelsea defense is whack but bro came from 2nd division man

he was balling vs chelsea

[proper wind]

tbf you can pull up choupo's 22/23 highlights and say he was balling vs the ucl finalists but they only show the good moments thats why its best to judge by watching at least one full match of the player

but still i get you

[thorny spoke]

whos pigeon

[proper wind]

richarlison

[thorny spoke]

haha

[long fox]

Say wat?

[nimble walrus]

Should of went for Jackson before Chelsea got him

[thorny spoke]

tel is gonna break mbappe records if he is a striker

[neon atlas]

no the recent friendly was very good

who is even mbappe

https://tenor.com/view/olivier-giroud-proud-come-to-mama-equipe-de-france-football-gif-16549082

he is the top scorer of all time

[proper wind]

he's really evolved over time

the things pissG do to a man

[neon atlas]

frfr

[digital flax]

Hojlund to Manu for 65m + 10m

some people wanted him here 😭

[inland moth]

[exotic python]

So overpriced imo lmao

[inland moth]

With the sales of Lucas Hernandez (€45m), Sadio Mané (€40m) and Marcel Sabitzer (€20m), Bayern earned €105m and saved €50m/year of salaries

[exotic python]

WWW

[tidal hornet]

They've already spent €50m on Kim and will probably spend €100-110m for Kane though, right? Kim's salary at around €17m/year and Kane probably getting €22m/year or something?

[carmine trout]

So true

[true tendon]

Plus Nübel loan out

[inland moth]

1m

[true tendon]

Is there a wage split?

Or are we covering full

[inland moth]

dunno

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1685098319725346816

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern remain very optimistic about signing Harry Kane. They have the player's word - PSG is not an option for him. Including Mathys Tel in a potential deal for Kane is currently not an option for Bayern & the player, neither on loan nor permanently [@altobelli13]

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Twitter · Jul 29, 2023, 1:22 AM

[proper wind]

WWWWWWW

[timid acorn]

He is basically has a mind of a 15 year old OF model

He changes his mind every 2 mins

[proper wind]

fr

[proper wind]

KIM MIN JAE DEBUT

TEL STARTS

what a starting 11 😍

no gravenberch tho 😔

[exotic python]

Laimer is crazy good

[proper wind]

fr

insane upgrade from goretzka and sabitzer

[exotic python]

True true

And we got him for free too

W

[neon atlas]

we need to see some gurrero masterclass

[exotic python]

Where is the game streaming?

[surreal snow]

im hyped

[surreal snow]

sky sport news

kim turning into upamaguire

[proper wind]

wait what

pls no

im not watching yet

is it true that we were almost 2-0 down in the first 3 mins

[exotic python]

Can someone send a link

[proper wind]

pls

[surreal snow]

i love how they imitated the Bundesliga Scoreboard it looks so ass

[exotic python]

I’m stupid and cant find it

[exotic python]

No bro its 0-0

[proper wind]

no like almost 2-0

down

[exotic python]

No its 0-0

[surreal snow]

kimmy minny jaeyy First Header

[surreal snow]

we almost conceded one

but Foul on kimmich

[proper wind]

oh

[exotic python]

Bro can u send a link for the game lmao

[surreal snow]

tel almost scored

Tel again almost scored

hit the post

TEL AGAIN A BIG CHANCE

Kim min jae great run

Laimer with 2 great through balls now

[proper wind]

bro

i have to watch

[proper wind]

is it also blurry for you

[surreal snow]

a bit

[surreal snow]

its a better game than city as of now

https://twitter.com/WFTV100/status/1685233112106889216?t=Qs67CKy0fs8i_Q9oPV37YQ&s=19

🔴WFTVLIVE (@WFTV100)

LIVE HD STREAM #FriendlyMatch
#川崎フロンターレ vs #バイエル
Kawasaki Frontale vs Bayern Munich

Follow Main account @TodayMatchHD
#スカパーブンデスジャパンツアー2023
https://t.co/FERxyXqN1P

Twitter · Jul 29, 2023, 10:17 AM

watch it there

@proper wind @exotic python

[proper wind]

thank you

[exotic python]

Thank you bro

[surreal snow]

kim playing like upamaguire

[digital flax]

It's his debut

Even De ligt took some time

[exotic python]

True true

[digital flax]

Meanwhile Davies…

[proper wind]

how is it still 0-0

[surreal snow]

TEL HAS TO SCORE THAT

I cant keep defending him 😭😭😭

4 big chances

if we had kane up front we wouldve scored 4

[exotic python]

We need kane bad

[surreal snow]

HT

[upper bane]

what is with sommers kit tho

why is it

[surreal snow]

I hope tuchel doesnt sub tel out

[upper bane]

pink

[surreal snow]

shouldnt sub him Out without atleast one goal

[upper bane]

fr

[proper wind]

yooo kim is our 2nd highest rated player

tel is the lowest

and davies

[exotic python]

I miss nagelsmann ball

[proper wind]

something I've noticed in the 3 minutes that I've watched is that we're playing a back 3 in possession

davies pushing high up on the left

here it shows it as well

i got them to fix it 😁

[surreal snow]

goretzka subbed in 💀

[proper wind]

we might have just lost

[surreal snow]

game over, tv off

tel is still in

im happy

[proper wind]

good

wtf is coman doing

goretzka captain 😭

[humble trench]

Tucheliban

Arrest him

[surreal snow]

Sarr is so ass

i wont recover from these tel chances

i can only imagine a reality where he Scores all of them and gets praised

[proper wind]

too close there

[proper wind]

i wasnt watching when any of them happened 💀

[surreal snow]

its pure torture when you are a big fan of him

Coman is so assssss

wtff

counter attack

[proper wind]

the commentator just called tel bouna sarr

[surreal snow]

😭

[neon atlas]

bro kawasaki playing better than psg tbh

[proper wind]

coman wtf

[surreal snow]

STANISSSSSKCCCC

GOAAALLL

[neon atlas]

upa actually doing good

[surreal snow]

WOWWWWWWWWW

WARRA STRIKER

[neon atlas]

im 55:59

[surreal snow]

Tel probably feels so bad rn 😭😭

[proper wind]

STANISIC MY GOAT

[surreal snow]

57:31

[neon atlas]

ww

[proper wind]

gravenberch assist to stanisic this is beautiful

[neon atlas]

nice

[exotic python]

Get innnnnn

Stanisic striker This season

[neon atlas]

fr

[long fox]

Damm Stani

[exotic python]

That positioning was beautiful

[neon atlas]

are we playing 3 atb?

today

[exotic python]

Idek sometimes i see em playing 433

Its all over the place

[neon atlas]

cuz upa is oerforming good on left side

than right

[exotic python]

Stanisic mandzukic regen👀

[exotic python]

Upa has been good This match

Upa de ligt and Kim back 3 would Bang

[neon atlas]

bri

who is the pav guy

he looks promising

good passes

[surreal snow]

Tel out

[exotic python]

Academy boy

We woke up after that stanisic goal

[tacit oyster]

@exotic python has scored a goal and reached level 2! Image perms are available from level 3.

[exotic python]

We are back to pressing now

[neon atlas]

wallhi the finish was worse than mane

[exotic python]

😭

[proper wind]

nah bro wtf

we're lucky we didnt concede yet

[surreal snow]

i couldnt care less i just want to see goals 😭

bayern ruined my dopamine receptors

they turned me into an ipad kid when we scored 6 goals a Game

[neon atlas]

the

finish

from japanese

wallahi

stop giving me heart attack

[surreal snow]

this game reminds me a lot of the Bundesliga games under Tuchel

[exotic python]

Our away kit is so sexy w the Audi logo on the sleeve

[exotic python]

We need a figure in attack

[surreal snow]

bouna sarr steals the ball from Gravenberch

quick sell

plssssss

[neon atlas]

i see why sarr havent started much all szn'

upa is bullying that winger with his physique

[exotic python]

We should play gravenberch more

[neon atlas]

we should let sarr go

we need more of graven and pavlovic

gotta sell goretzka

[exotic python]

Sarr just stealing money from us

[surreal snow]

ibra man

[proper wind]

IBRA WTF

both sides have negative finishing

[surreal snow]

that has to be a Foul on Gravenberch

[neon atlas]

bro

the commentattor

just

[exotic python]

Bro we have 0 finishing😭

[neon atlas]

violated

[proper wind]

how is that not a foul

[neon atlas]

us

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/tottenham-hotspur-harry-kane-gif-19877562

Its time

[proper wind]

we need kane yesterday

[exotic python]

We need a new lewa type of striker

We cant finish to save our lives

[proper wind]

istg

[surreal snow]

we're conceding one late

watch

[neon atlas]

coman is more of a rm tbh

lm aint for him

[exotic python]

I mean coman scores bangers ngl

[neon atlas]

sarr been robbing balls

[exotic python]

I like him more inverted

[neon atlas]

shooting in de ligt head

😭

[surreal snow]

now

close

sarr obviously nowhere to be seen

[neon atlas]

bro

upa bullying is op

[neon atlas]

broski is robbing the ball

[proper wind]

dont jinx it ffs

[exotic python]

Bro How tf is This team getting us to park the bus😭

[neon atlas]

not even psg would play this good

[exotic python]

Istg man

Out here looking like prime real

[surreal snow]

its unbelieveable how nobody wants to buy sarr

WTF

IBRA

THt has to be a Goal

moving like tel

[proper wind]

NAH IBRA I AM DONE

[surreal snow]

JUST SCORE

[proper wind]

the one tine we play good football

goddamn it

i am done

[surreal snow]

Man Tuchel is just happy that he has a reason to not play youngsters

[neon atlas]

what time r u guys

[surreal snow]

86:26

[proper wind]

86:07

[neon atlas]

dam

[proper wind]

im delayed bro

[neon atlas]

aye yo

that was bad

[proper wind]

they actually play good ball tho

[neon atlas]

bruv

[exotic python]

Bro wtf

[proper wind]

i wont lie

[surreal snow]

bruh

[exotic python]

Ibra

[surreal snow]

you guys are so delayed

[proper wind]

yeah

[surreal snow]

coman good pass

[neon atlas]

im 85 50

[surreal snow]

score nowww

[exotic python]

Ur name is Ibrahimovic But u cant score How does that make sense

[neon atlas]

fr

he played good last pre szn

[proper wind]

yeah scored that banger

[surreal snow]

Gravenberch Shoots

into nowhere

[neon atlas]

broski stop givingspoilers

[proper wind]

deflected bro

[neon atlas]

😂

[surreal snow]

goal stanisic

[proper wind]

shut up

[surreal snow]

[proper wind]

💀

[surreal snow]

MAN

IBRA

AGAIN

WTFFFFFD

[proper wind]

bro

log off discord

[surreal snow]

HE WAS LITERALLY

1V1

THE PASS CAME FROM A KAWASAKI PLAYER

[proper wind]

OH MY GOD

[surreal snow]

OH MY DAYS

NOW YOU SEE IT TOO

[proper wind]

NAH NAH KEEP HIM AT THE TRAINING CAMP

[long fox]

Ayo

[surreal snow]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

UNBELIEVABLE

[proper wind]

DONT LET HIM GET ANYWHERE NEAR A FOOTBALL PITCH

3 TIMES IN A ROW

[surreal snow]

TEL AND IBRA GOT CURSED

[proper wind]

😭

[surreal snow]

my god

[proper wind]

im so done

[surreal snow]

this isnt possible

even i wouldve scored atleast one r

[neon atlas]

what time?

[surreal snow]

88

it happens

[neon atlas]

im 88 30

[exotic python]

I hope stanisic stays w bayern forever he’s always good

[surreal snow]

im at 90

[proper wind]

we not beating rottarch egern again like this

[neon atlas]

uuuuuh

bruh

[proper wind]

fr

[surreal snow]

3 mins added time

imagine ibra another sitter

[neon atlas]

he needs to improve

[exotic python]

Ibra😭😭

[surreal snow]

GRAVENBERCH

[neon atlas]

that is kinda awful

[surreal snow]

WTFFF

[exotic python]

He was 1v1 w the keeper

[proper wind]

these lot got 7th in the J league last season

jesper

[surreal snow]

GRAVENBERCH MISSES Tp in

TAP IN

[proper wind]

BRO

[surreal snow]

I DONT BELIEVE IT

[long fox]

Lmfao

Unreal

[surreal snow]

WE'RE CONCEDING

[proper wind]

SCRAP THE CLUB

[surreal snow]

IM TELLING YOU

[proper wind]

FOUND A NEW FC BAYERN

[exotic python]

😭😭

[proper wind]

START THE CLUB OVER FROM SCRATCH

[surreal snow]

Goretzka miss 😭😭

not surprised

[proper wind]

im not watching this for a whole season

[surreal snow]

this game is the biggest Advertisement for Kane

[proper wind]

"we desperately need kane" is a MAJOR understatement

[exotic python]

Bro my nephew who’s 7 can finish better than This

[proper wind]

full time

1-0

[surreal snow]

this was probably the worst game ive ever seen

[exotic python]

We struggled against some plumbers

[proper wind]

city 3-0 🧍‍♂️

[surreal snow]

its city

[proper wind]

nah actually nvm

[surreal snow]

but this is kawasaki

[proper wind]

this is worse

yeah

our players literally dont know how to finish

NONE

[neon atlas]

uh

i think we really should buy kane now

we cant play without a striker

tel is def 1 option

[surreal snow]

20 shots, 3 on goal

[neon atlas]

but we cant afford to have ibra as starter

[proper wind]

YOU THINK??? 😭

[neon atlas]

im convinced our defenders can finish better than ibra

[proper wind]

send him to puerto rico

[neon atlas]

😭

[surreal snow]

i need medical Attention after this

[exotic python]

I mean Ibra is literally 17 y/o

[surreal snow]

can i sue bayern for psychological horror?

[neon atlas]

damn

so he was better at 16

[exotic python]

💀💀

[neon atlas]

got worse at 17

broski downgraded his finishing

[exotic python]

Tel better

Tel needs to train his finishing more

[neon atlas]

yessir

ibra can work as well

i think we should give him chance if we secure the title

[exotic python]

Yeah for sure

Has anyone bought any of the new kits?

[neon atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-im-broke-gif-21805671

[brittle fog]

if he was our best player how did musiala become the player of the season?

[long fox]

Sign Kane immediately

[neon atlas]

fr

actually no

lets play false nine

musiala/muller cf

pavlovic and kimich in cms

graven cdm

coman and sign a winger by selling gnabry

[tacit oyster]

@neon atlas has scored a goal and reached level 2! Image perms are available from level 3.

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1685268006606106624?t=sE1Uxsdt1PIhq1bbwCWisg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tuchel: "Today's game could have ended 7-2. I thought we could take a bigger step forward. But we trained a lot and are very tired. We're flying to Singapore tomorrow and will try to show further development against Liverpool" [@AZ_Strasser]

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215

Twitter · Jul 29, 2023, 12:36 PM

He knows what he's doing

[exotic python]

I hope we dont get cooked by liverpool man

[humble trench]

Liverpool who conceded 4 to Greuther Furth

[exotic python]

💀💀

[neon atlas]

lmao

where is muller at

just play him st tbf

[exotic python]

Injured

💀💀

[tired prism]

Munich

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1685285802551439360

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are 'pushing' for David Raya. Talks are ongoing on player side. At the moment, Brentford's £40m asking price is considered excessive, but Bayern are working on finding a solution [@FabrizioRomano]

Likes

565

Twitter · Jul 29, 2023, 1:47 PM

it's joeover

guys smaller then Kim

😭

[exotic python]

Bro wtf are we doing

Just get trubin

Ffs

[exotic python]

Guys smaller than upamecano

A 183cm keeper in the tunnel is not gonna be intimidating the opponents

[inland moth]

😭

[exotic python]

Man I’m mad lmao

[neon atlas]

He is the next casilas

Sign him

40 mil is less for him

Give him 60

[exotic python]

That goalkeeping style is out of style, everyone defends like neuer now

[exotic python]

What are u smoking

[neon atlas]

Man united

[exotic python]

Who will be our Pavard replacement?

[inland moth]

Buchmann inshallah

[exotic python]

Alaba regen

[nimble walrus]

Who knows

[humble trench]

I know

Mané was shiet

[timid acorn]

Bro tall as me

And am 14

[exotic python]

We need an icon like this in attack again

[neon atlas]

we need a finisher

and thats it

no one stoping us

bayern will look scary with a quality finisher

ion see us getting far more than round of 16 in ucl without a st

[exotic python]

Same lmao

[long fox]

#FreeKane

[tired prism]

Trent

Lmao

[exotic python]

Good luck w that💀

Isn’t Walker going to Bayern or What happened w that?

[true tendon]

Yeah he is

[tired prism]

Probably

[neon atlas]

laimer and pavlovic make goretzka look like shi

[exotic python]

Thats our pavard replacement then

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-ill-do-it-gauntlet-gif-13804455

Stanisic be like

[thorny hare]

fr tho, we are finished if we dont get kane

[exotic python]

Nah fax man

[cunning crater]

https://twitter.com/mailsport/status/1685403671926902784?s=46

Mail Sport (@MailSport)

BREAKING: Harry Kane close to historic deal to join Bayern Munich

✍️ @Draper_Rob
✍️ Simon Jones

READ MORE: https://t.co/d4I7ynh2IP

Twitter · Jul 29, 2023, 9:35 PM

Idk if he’s reliable

[exotic python]

Hmmm

[humble trench]

we would be happy to take him

[exotic python]

You alr have lewa bro

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/MunichFanpage/status/1685334765992378368

Bayern & Football 🏆 (@MunichFanpage)

Sadio Mané is "very, very sorry" for the way his time at Bayern is ending and he would have liked to stay longer. Mané knows what he’s capable of, and he would have loved to show it on the pitch at Bayern this season. He would have liked to score a lot of goals for Bayern.…

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1635

Twitter · Jul 29, 2023, 5:01 PM

[exotic python]

I wish him good luck in the future i’m sad how things turned out for him at Bayern

He seemed to rly like the club

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1685448961111236609?t=JXT1p5BmW1E2fjvYE7KmJg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

After new round of negotiations, Mané's transfer fee will 'probably be less than €30m' with add-ons included [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · Jul 30, 2023, 12:35 AM

Petition to get Imiasanmia to stop reporting Fraudigoal news

[strong saddle]

The injury

I'm sad too, I wish he could prove himself but it didn't work out

[pale topaz]

whats the most reliable bayern news source

[tidal hornet]

It's going down with every tweet 😭

[humble trench]

Ornstein, Fabrizio, Kerry hau, Kessler_Philipp, Plettigoal

In this order

Ornstein and Fab are more global but they almost never lie

.

[safe glen]

Xavi would be in a mental institution after negotiating with Levy

[exotic python]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/inside_ffm/status/1685594766375890944?t=H5o372zMwv-OwAh30wK7Lw&s=33

Inside Eintracht FFM (@inside_ffm)

Der Transfer von Harry #Kane von den @SpursOfficial zum @FCBayern steht kurz bevor! Die 100 Mio Schallmauer wird wohl durchbrochen, die Gespräche laufen gut! #FCBayern

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431

Twitter · Jul 30, 2023, 10:14 AM

[humble trench]

Nooo

Overpaying

[surreal snow]

The Transfer of Kane from Spurs to Bayern is about to be done! The fee will be over 100m, the negotiations are going well!

[surreal snow]

10m dont make a big difference

[exotic python]

Werent They supposed to negotiate next week because Levy pulled out last sec?

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1685628213962088448

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern bosses appreciate David Raya's ball playing qualities. The club is unwilling to pay a high fee for a goalkeeper this summer. They're looking for a similar profile/magnitude to Yann Sommer [@kessler_philipp, @mano_bonke]

Twitter · Jul 30, 2023, 12:27 PM

Let's gooo

[exotic python]

Give us someone tall ffs

Give us mamarda or trubin and let neuer train em

[humble trench]

If we go by that logic we'd be broke

100M is enough already

[inland moth]

nuh uh

[exotic python]

Idec just get him here

[tired prism]

Bagelsmann

[proper wind]

deal is off

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1685646782640881665

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

After new meeting earlier today, talks between FC Bayern and Brentford for David Raya are collapsing — the deal is currently off 🚨🔴

Bayern offered loan + option deal — rejected by both player & Brentford.

Arsenal are now interested, as called by @David_Ornstein. No bid yet.

Likes

19877

Retweets

1681

Twitter · Jul 30, 2023, 1:41 PM

[exotic python]

I used to pray for this

[humble trench]

Now we getting Leno 🔥🔥

[neon atlas]

lets sign kepa arizabalaga

100 milion

[shrewd lodge]

ye get him

[inland moth]

Bounou to fc bayern here we go

I will be there

[thorny spoke]

imagine we end up signing de gea

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/cacacs-the-office-mad-pissed-off-gif-15485365

[long fox]

I'm endin it all if it happens

[exotic python]

De gea should go to Saudi

[proper wind]

nobody is safe from me if that happens 😭

luckily tho he's used to being #1

so im pretty sure he wont accept a #2 position simply to "stay in europe"

[surreal zinc]

PLEASE NO

De Gea is freaking s..t

Someone like Oblak or Trapp

[humble trench]

no

[inland moth]

ok

[humble trench]

Ter Stegen>Somner

everyone knows

[exotic python]

Neuer>Both

[humble trench]

...

I agree

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1685773791371177984

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern had concrete talks with David Raya, his agent and Brentford in the past few days and showed everyone involved a clear plan. The club offered a loan deal with option to buy, which was rejected by the goalkeeper on Sunday [@kerry_hau]

Twitter · Jul 30, 2023, 10:06 PM

W

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1685774630735294465

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yassine Bounou is a concrete alternative for Bayern. The Moroccan is much more open to a move to Munich than David Raya. Bono can also imagine joining Bayern on loan, but Sevilla are unlikely to accept that [@kerry_hau]

Twitter · Jul 30, 2023, 10:09 PM

siuuu

[thorny spoke]

blud forgot to read last line

[humble trench]

today talk with levy time?

[strong saddle]

Yes

I pray

It happens

[sly hedge]

ddg is free

[sly hedge]

I legit thought I send that at #football-chat

but hello ig

[exotic python]

Today is the day

[proper wind]

we might just get a here we go today

i hope we do