bayern-munich

[humble trench]

KIM!!!

fkn kim

[thorny hare]

kardeshian?

lets go

[ancient karma]

man wtf

[thorny hare]

ya all putting gnabry over sane?

sane at city was insane

[keen inlet]

TINPOT

I didn't do anything

i was unfairly muted

[keen inlet]

and at bayern garbage

sadio mane liverpool great when he moved to bayern trash

the curse of payern punich

less money but more clout

??

I give unfortunate facts

this channel is run by bayern pseudo madridstas

[long fox]

This obsessed Barka kiddo here again?

[slim mason]

Yep

[long fox]

Rent free

[keen inlet]

Camp Nou lives in every Bayerns players brain rent free

thats why lewandowski left

[thorny spoke]

Lewa missed his playground

[long fox]

Camp Nou's our playground tf you mean lol

[thorny spoke]

[earnest sedge]

Dealt with

[long fox]

Nice

[slim mason]

Thanks

[long fox]

He'll keep comin back tho

[slim mason]

Yeah he's just gonna call every club tinpot

[long fox]

Some Barka fans...

[exotic python]

8-2

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM

[humble trench]

Bro can the mods ban the guy from entering this chat

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681265540730351617?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Daniel Levy is upset with Uli Hoeneß' statements. Even before the statements, Levy was angry that Bayern are 'tapping up' Kane & that Tuchel met him. In a conversation with friends, Levy is said to have said: "I'm not letting him go for 70, 80 or 100 million!" [@altobelli13]

Likes

568

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 11:31 AM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681268328763981825?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

During the meeting in London, Levy told Dreesen/Neppe that he's well aware Kane only has one year left on his contract, but Bayern shouldn't believe this fact will make him soften his stance. That's why Uli Hoeneß followed up with public statements to put pressure [@altobelli13]

Likes

456

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 11:43 AM

[tidal hornet]

Almost makes this tweet seem true
https://twitter.com/iMiaSamMia/status/1680614165923151877

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia)

Daniel Levy is 'livid' following Uli Hoeneß' statements about Harry Kane. The Tottenham chairman entered the office with a 'steaming, bald head' this morning [@MailSport]

Likes

2810

Retweets

103

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 4:23 PM

[inland moth]

lmao

parody account W

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681277135208456193?t=VEPZLG3kWUgHTHmheWnojQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kim Min-jae has arrived at Säbener Straße [📸 @BILD]

Likes

233

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 12:18 PM

KIIIMMMMMMM

might be announced tonight 🔥

[long fox]

Kim Jong Un's here

[humble trench]

bruh

[shell solar]

looks like he’s committed a crime

[humble trench]

ye

korean mafia

I would take Vlaho and Tchoua instead of Kane

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681287130293706752?t=f4Hf7VzzBtKDKrQSauNw-Q&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kim Min-jae will be presented as new FC Bayern player on Friday [@BILD]

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 12:57 PM

[proper wind]

yk what i would do if i were kane

if levy wont let me go I'd try terminating my contract but knowing levy he prolly wont accept

so just retire

then a few days later come out of retirement

join bayern on a free

then bayern uses that kane money to sign tchouameni 😍

but I've never heard of any player who's done this before so maybe its not allowed or something idk

[inland moth]

no

we don't

we should rather sign a striker

[humble trench]

Idk what you're waffling lol

[inland moth]

me when we sign no striker

[humble trench]

Carry Spurs to a top 4

Join a good club on a free

[inland moth]

30 goals

with spurs

😭

I want that

but levy is a dick

winning UCL with choupo or gnabry St ain't in

[exotic python]

HANDSOME MAN

HE’s here

[exotic python]

Kim striker

[inland moth]

hopefully we'll send our 3rd offer soon

[exotic python]

Tbh i cant waste energy on the striker matter No more

Let our board Cook

[humble trench]

I just want to see pre season

[light sparrow]

Muller looked adorable in their team building pictures

[exotic python]

Yh lmao

[neon atlas]

[tired prism]

The goat

[neon atlas]

ayeeeeee lesss go

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/FCBayern/status/1681324263821697025?t=y9sMwg5vR6n4H2C2QhKR_g&s=33

FC Bayern München (@FCBayern)

⌛ 🫰 #MiaSanMia

Likes

927

Retweets

160

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 3:25 PM

[proper wind]

OMG OMG OMG OMG

[neon atlas]

yoooooo

w

[surreal snow]

announcement video will be whack

[proper wind]

i hope he gets announced before friday

[rotund tangle]

bro when will harry kane make his decision

[surreal snow]

he will

[proper wind]

there's really no point in waiting that long

[surreal snow]

probably today

[neon atlas]

who cares his defensive skills will be op

[surreal snow]

or tommorow

[proper wind]

kane already did he wants to join bayern only

[rotund tangle]

kane?

[surreal snow]

no

[proper wind]

no

KMJ

[neon atlas]

kim

[rotund tangle]

ik but when will he officially join bayern

[proper wind]

when levy stops being a knobhead

and accepts 100m euros

[neon atlas]

prolly not gonna happen

[surreal snow]

kane will be here at the end of july at the earliest

[proper wind]

i hope so

[rotund tangle]

yeah me too

[surreal snow]

hes joining mid august for €90m you heard it here first

[proper wind]

@surreal snow why are we mild

[rotund tangle]

if kane joins bayern its over for europe

[long fox]

Will he? lol

[surreal snow]

its from may

[proper wind]

fr

oh

fair enough

[rotund tangle]

idc if madrid have rodrygo and vini

its over for europe

[surreal snow]

its been a done deal for all parties for weeks

now its time to agree on a fee with the rat

[long fox]

Ion remember seein anyone say that lmao

[surreal snow]

im the source

[neon atlas]

we have coman and sane

[rotund tangle]

kmj will pocket madrids entire front 3

de ligt too

yall seen his slide tackles btw?

[long fox]

you're a fraud

[shell solar]

it’s out

[surreal snow]

im more reliable than fattenberg

[shell solar]

https://twitter.com/fcbayern/status/1681325547186421762?s=46&t=ybCcfmhIYUUibgq-Z7qD5g

FC Bayern München (@FCBayern)

Made for 𝐊𝐌𝐉 — made for 𝐅𝐂𝐁! 🔴⚪

#ServusMinjae #FCBayern #MiaSanMia

Likes

374

Retweets

102

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 3:30 PM

[pale topaz]

yeah we know

[proper wind]

IT'S OFFICIALLLL

[long fox]

Will we win the sextuple?

[neon atlas]

op

[pale topaz]

i am glad

[proper wind]

better source than kicker

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681325730460839936?t=gGeWRDtYwSKBohU90z93SA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

OFFICIAL: Bayern have completed the signing of Kim Min-jae from Napoli on a 5-year contract until 2028 ✍️🇰🇷

Likes

205

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 3:31 PM

[long fox]

Finally

That shit's done and dealt with

[grizzled wasp]

Took them too long

[pale topaz]

now we just need kane

or any striker

[neon atlas]

wasnt he doing military service

[surreal snow]

theyre showing us behind the scenes of a clothing factory as his announcement

[neon atlas]

yeah thats awful tho fr

[surreal snow]

for kane i want to see him in his bathroom

[pale topaz]

huh

[humble trench]

YESSSSSSSS

LETS FKN GOOOI

KIM KIMKI M K K K MCKDNDMNDNRMRMR

JAAAA

[long fox]

Calm tf down lol

[neon atlas]

is there any way to bulk kim to mr.olympia level

just imagine an even more bulked kim

[rotund tangle]

nah at that point he finna be slow as hell

we need an agile defender

not a bulky ahh defender

[neon atlas]

yes

kim and upa op

[long fox]

The world ain't ready for De Ligt + Kim

[rotund tangle]

de ligt clear

upa mecano is nice but hes just too inconsistent imo

[pale topaz]

anyway whats new about kyle walker

[rotund tangle]

idk

[neon atlas]

bro said what

[rotund tangle]

ion think hes coming to munich

[rotund tangle]

hes not horrible

hes just inconsistent imo

[neon atlas]

just cuz he had 2 bad game he was inconsistent

[rotund tangle]

for the people saying hes bad

[neon atlas]

did u see him in wc campaign

[rotund tangle]

i did

[neon atlas]

or round of 16

he and stan ddint let mbappe get in box with ball once

[pale topaz]

the game against man city kind of ruined his reputation

[neon atlas]

yeah

he either panicked

or too much pressure

[pale topaz]

probably pressure

[neon atlas]

yeah

[surreal snow]

the things i would do for this

[pale topaz]

i am hoping that upamecano can redeem himself so he doesnt get called upamaguire

[humble trench]

Switch Sané with Gnabry

[surreal snow]

1st half of the season sane

last games gnabry

making use of their inconsistency

[humble trench]

I feel gnabry will cook this szn

[proper wind]

same

[long fox]

Tchouameni lol

That ain't happening

[surreal snow]

LET A MAN DREAM

[pale topaz]

let him cook

[neon atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bayern-bayern-munich-bayern-munchen-gif-15248544

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681249335407697922?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Serge Gnabry has significantly strengthened his position with his crucial goals during the final phase of last season and is no longer a candidate for sale [@georg_holzner]

Likes

1953

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 10:27 AM

[neon atlas]

😍

let bro cook

[humble trench]

Sell Mané anyways

[pale topaz]

hes going to saudi

[tacit oyster]

@pale topaz

@pale topaz has scored a goal and reached level 3!

[long fox]

Gnabry ST szn?

[pale topaz]

never

[humble trench]

No

[neon atlas]

nien

[neon atlas]

he looks like he gonna kill strikers

[humble trench]

They should bring back those photo shoots from last szn

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/824284396069015553?t=9nN5D7n-u31QI52aSR09eA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern have enquired about Monaco striker Kylian Mbappé (18) over a possible move in the summer [Le Parisien]

Likes

105

Twitter · Jan 25, 2017, 3:54 PM

[pale topaz]

which ones

[surreal snow]

WE'RE GETTING MBAPPE OMDSAAASS

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/678990941622022144?t=GS4zODOR4ectHMg-u-ieOw&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern, Real Madrid and Dortmund are competing for the signing of 17 year old French forward Kylian Mbappé [Merkur]

Likes

146

Twitter · Dec 21, 2015, 5:30 PM

WE HAVE A CHANCE

[neon atlas]

bro stop wilding

[long fox]

When was the last time our defence looked way more solid than our attack?

[neon atlas]

never

our D looks op

[surreal snow]

when was the last time our midfield was balanced?

[long fox]

Which D?

[pale topaz]

Defense

[neon atlas]

^

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1080559448907833344?t=Bfj0PZFXohJe8RUs7DyeDA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

First contacts were established between Bayern and Girondins de Bordeaux for midfielder Aurélien Tchouaméni (18). The French side wants to keep the player and would only sell him if a 'crazy' offer comes in. Contract until 2022 [@Sky_MaxB]

Likes

159

Twitter · Jan 2, 2019, 8:20 PM

[pale topaz]

one day i hope that we finally get a striker

[surreal snow]

our board from 2020-2015 have blood on their hands

Nkunku, Mbappe, Tchouameni, Jesus and so many more

we couldve been allat

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1681324862701273090?s=20

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Bayern Munich could be willing to sell Joshua Kimmich this summer to help fund a move for Harry Kane.

Liverpool, who have been long time admirers of the midfielder, are attentive to the situation.

(Source: KICKER)

Likes

455

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 3:27 PM

warra fake news

[humble trench]

Somehow Liverpool are rich now but couldn't buy Bellingham

[inland moth]

Kimmich won't leave us lmao

he's gonna extend

[rotund tangle]

get this mazraoui outta here get walker in there

[surreal snow]

mazraoui is unbelievable

[rotund tangle]

walker is clea

[pale topaz]

Use money from mane

[surreal snow]

9 out of 10 times id Play mazraoui over walker

especially if we dont buy a dm

[humble trench]

Like this

They'd look cool with Kim, Laimer, Guerreiro

But yet to see this szn

[pale topaz]

yeah looks good

[humble trench]

this so fake, "to fund a move for Harry Kane"

we need to sell him if we want to fund a move for mbappe

[inland moth]

our budget still hasn't really been touched

Hernandez sold

Kim

in

[humble trench]

just 5m

[inland moth]

Laimer and guerreiro for free

[humble trench]

so still like 145m left

we had 150 right?

[inland moth]

I think so

Sommer nübel Mané and Sabitzer probably going

we have enough for kane

[humble trench]

yup

[inland moth]

a gk and a dm

[humble trench]

bro if we decide to pay 110-120m for kane

ill kms

we could buy mbappe with that money

[inland moth]

After we get a striker we should go after a gk instantly

[exotic python]

HES HERE

[pale topaz]

levy wants more than 100m or smth

[inland moth]

or we play Ulreich at the Bundesliga starter and super pokal

[humble trench]

i mean

do we really need a goalie if we got kim and de ligt?

[pale topaz]

yes

[inland moth]

a younger gk

under 30

[pale topaz]

goalies are important

[pale topaz]

the georgian goalie

[humble trench]

....

[pale topaz]

Im right?

[inland moth]

Valencia want 30 mil

[humble trench]

@inland moth we should play without a goalie right?

[pale topaz]

wtf you mean

[inland moth]

frfr

[humble trench]

Guerreiro and Laimer wages prob like 12M combined

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681298949624442881

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Jan-Christian Dreesen has called Daniel Levy yesterday afternoon after Uli Hoeneß' recent statements. The Bayern CEO wants to maintain the good contact that he established with Levy during their meeting in London [@Bild]

Likes

1222

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 1:44 PM

[humble trench]

what a scam, i like it!

[long fox]

"Don't listen to this old fart, he's off his meds"

[inland moth]

doesn't matter if Mané's gone

his Wage is like 23 mil

[tidal hornet]

Mane's wage going to Kane, maybe

[humble trench]

Kane will have 24M a year

Spurs offering him 500k a week

[inland moth]

deserved

[neon atlas]

bro they have richarlison

either say no so we can find someone

or agree already

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681335158241124354

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kim Min-jae has arrived at Tegernsee to join the team's training camp [📸 @BILD_Bayern]

Likes

159

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 4:08 PM

[neon atlas]

red audi

op

[humble trench]

hes ass

[inland moth]

https://www.youtube.com/live/9cobgYcKUWI?feature=share

9 minutes left

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681335783347699718

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Rottach-Egern:

Ulreich -
Mazraoui, Pavard, Upamecano, Davies -
Kimmich, Laimer -
Sané, Musiala, Gnabry -
Tel

Likes

220

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 4:11 PM

tel

I will be there

[humble trench]

BAMBI AND LAIMER

But tel

10 goals please

for tel

[neon atlas]

yoo

[humble trench]

Pavard in 2023

Bro is leaving and we playing him

Eh we sub all our players at HT anyways

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681336548220911616?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Yann Sommer and Alex Nübel are not in the squad for today's game. Could be an indication of imminent moves. #FCRFCB

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 4:14 PM

[humble trench]

shouldnt give him playtime

[inland moth]

Im fine with pavard

[keen inlet]

😂

[humble trench]

Not this fraud

[keen inlet]

who u callin fraud

[humble trench]

Bro is so obsessed with us it's unreal 😭

[keen inlet]

how am i obessed

this is slander

[humble trench]

You join this chat everyday and get muted

[long fox]

Man spends more time here than in the Barca channel

[keen inlet]

unfair moderation

[humble trench]

Reminds me of that liverpool guy

[keen inlet]

nah i have another account in case this gets banned

[humble trench]

Spent more time here talking about Konate > Upa than in Liverpool channel

[keen inlet]

hes right

[humble trench]

Next time you disguise yourself as Chelsea fan

[keen inlet]

and i hate pisserbool

[humble trench]

Saying Mudryk is better than Coman

Enzo bigger talent than Musiala

[keen inlet]

nobody wants to join ur club finished

true true

all true

[humble trench]

atleast Bayern is able to get top 10 without spending 600m in 1 transfer window

[keen inlet]

like gavi better than musiala

[long fox]

Who let this twat out his parents' basement?

[surreal snow]

https://www.youtube.com/live/9cobgYcKUWI?feature=share

[humble trench]

Predictions?

I say 18-0 Bayern

[long fox]

8-2

@keen inlet

[surreal snow]

22:0

im gonna be fr

[humble trench]

Gnabry hat trick

Tel hat trick

[surreal snow]

tel 5 goala

goals

[humble trench]

Kimmich 1 goal

Musiala hat trick

De Ligt 1 goal Pavard 2

[inland moth]

off topic but violated this guy in fut champs

[humble trench]

Then subs happen

[keen inlet]

3:0

[long fox]

Man talkin bout 3-0 💀💀

[humble trench]

3-0 Bayern at the Spotify Camp Nou

[keen inlet]

what a ucl treble for bayern

[surreal snow]

last time we faced them

[humble trench]

3 trophies in a row?

[keen inlet]

farmers league

[humble trench]

kim is in the stadium

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681338893172350980

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Kim Min-jae in the stadium [🎥 @_kochmaximilian]
https://t.co/WvZpIszLRE

Likes

221

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 4:23 PM

[surreal snow]

fr

[surreal snow]

its a non league Team you donkey

pay for Goal line technology before talking to us

[keen inlet]

the bundesliga is farmers league

[surreal snow]

broke club, broke league

[keen inlet]

dinosaur era 😂

[humble trench]

La Liga finishing 4th this szn

@keen inletgo eat more taco mexican ;d

[surreal snow]

barca didnt exist before 2005

[humble trench]

1/3 of Madrid's UCL's

[keen inlet]

what a 2023 UCL for Bayern

[humble trench]

what a 2023 uel for barca

[surreal snow]

what a round of 16 for barca

[humble trench]

Match starting soon

[inland moth]

let's go

[surreal snow]

why is the commentator english

[humble trench]

YESS

KIM KIM KIM

[keen inlet]

Dont worry u wil be spanked this season

[surreal snow]

is there no stream with a german one?

[keen inlet]

Barca will win the ucl

[long fox]

[long fox]

I laughed tbh

[keen inlet]

it will be barca sextuple

2nd

[inland moth]

their captain is from the police

😭

[humble trench]

damn

2 job

[proper wind]

laimer debut here we go

[surreal snow]

Sunday league Team vs Bayern 🔥

these players are so lucky

[proper wind]

yeah

laimer still looks photoshopped bro 💀

[surreal snow]

gnabry looks so fat wtf

[humble trench]

no sommer?

[proper wind]

no sommer no nubel

[surreal snow]

hes leaving

[humble trench]

aaaaa

[proper wind]

tel kicking off 🔥

[surreal snow]

game begins

i feel a bad injury today

[proper wind]

dont jinx it

[inland moth]

sane long sleeves again

brotha with this heat

[proper wind]

9th tier club damn

its been 2 mins and we havent scored we're finished lads

[humble trench]

L club

[surreal snow]

its unbelieveable seeing their technique

[proper wind]

musialaaaaa

[humble trench]

nvm

[proper wind]

1-0

[surreal snow]

you guys spoiled me

[inland moth]

nice

[proper wind]

we're winning the sextuple lads 🔥

[long fox]

Musiala

[surreal snow]

certain people said its gonna be a 18-0

at this rate its a 25-0

[humble trench]

That defending

[proper wind]

someone said 4-0 💀

[humble trench]

It's like playing fifa on ameteur

[proper wind]

gnabry

2-0

[inland moth]

😄

[surreal snow]

2-000

[proper wind]

bro they're in the 9th tier of german football give them a break 😭

[humble trench]

Gnabryy

L

[long fox]

Damn lol

[proper wind]

nice pass by pavard lmao

oh almost went in

[surreal snow]

BREAKING: Rottach Egern have reached our penalty area

[proper wind]

good block

[proper wind]

😰

phonzie scores

3

[humble trench]

var?

[proper wind]

what

[humble trench]

lool

[surreal snow]

WONDEEERRKIDDSDD

wait what

[proper wind]

i need a tel hat trick

[surreal snow]

its davies

[proper wind]

yeah

[surreal snow]

wtff

[proper wind]

tel scored but offside

[surreal snow]

didnt they just show tel

yes just now

but before

[proper wind]

they showed tel dapping up davies after davies scored

[surreal snow]

it looked like tel scored

[proper wind]

in the replay its clearer

sané couldnt finish 😭

[surreal snow]

Laimer running like a headless chicken

[proper wind]

4-0

gnabry

[surreal snow]

GNAABBEYYYYYYYYY

[proper wind]

bro his first touch was loose what did you expect 💀

[proper wind]

💀.

musiala

5-0

uh oh is tel injured

nvm he looks ok

[neon atlas]

they still strreaming?

[inland moth]

yeah

[humble trench]

Keeper doing work

[inland moth]

the full match

[humble trench]

After conceding 5

Keeper good

[proper wind]

yeah

[neon atlas]

why does the field look bigger

[proper wind]

LAIMERRRR

FIRST BAYERN GOAL

i love this signing

[humble trench]

Laimerrrr

[proper wind]

tellll

7

[humble trench]

Ulreich this game

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-sleeping-gif-9974885

[proper wind]

fr

laimer looks so calm and composed

WHAT A PASS AS WELL

nah start him over goretzka immediately

[humble trench]

Idk why people hated Laimer

He's good but not world class

Maz said fck it

[mossy flicker]

could they beat frankfurts record

[humble trench]

Keeper ain't diving anyways

[proper wind]

tel hat trick

[humble trench]

Tel hattrick

Called it

Bro 10 in 28..

Getting cooked

[surreal snow]

not surprised

last game was 23:0

and at half time is was 7-0

now its 10-0 with 15 minutes to go

[humble trench]

Commentator said 11-0 at HT last time

[surreal snow]

lies

[humble trench]

Ulreich showing why he'll be our 3rd keeper

[surreal snow]

sofascore sold me lies

[long fox]

Madness

[humble trench]

You lying

[surreal snow]

i was lied to

doesnt matter anyway we leveled it in 30 mins

im leaving with something

TELLLLLLLLL

4444444 GOALSLSSSSS

[humble trench]

Sane with his 1st

[sterile bison]

💀💀

13-0

lmfao

[proper wind]

14-0

musiala hat trick

[sterile bison]

💀💀💀

LMAO

14-0😭😭

ITS BEEN 35 MINUTES BRUH

[proper wind]

😭😭😭

[surreal snow]

i wish we coudlve seen vidovic buchmann zvoranek and nkili

[buoyant knoll]

Who hurt bayern bruh 💀💀

[humble trench]

City

Tel 5 goals

[proper wind]

IT'S 15

[surreal snow]

telllll

[humble trench]

Better than Lewa

[proper wind]

prime tel szn

who needs kane

we've got mathys tel

[surreal snow]

tel in 3 years is gonna be pure Sex

[proper wind]

MUSIALAAAA

16-0

tel assist

[surreal snow]

bruh

feels like germany vs brazil

[sterile bison]

Bruh this needs to stop

[strong saddle]

Play defense

[sterile bison]

Bayern beat this team 23-0 in 2019

[proper wind]

17

[sterile bison]

Now within 40 mins

They are winning 17-0

I understand the team is dreadful but wtf

[surreal snow]

commentator wasnt Lying when he said that at this rate its gonna be 20-0 before Halftime

[sterile bison]

🤣

[strong saddle]

Who has more so far

[surreal snow]

there should be 10 mins added time

[cobalt sky]

A remake of 23-0

😭

[surreal snow]

squad battles at beginner

[proper wind]

😭😭

we winning the decatuple fr

fr

[edgy turtle]

18-0 at HT stop it lmfao

[surreal snow]

this half time video looks like detroit become human

[peak flame]

Where is the stream i can’t find it

[humble trench]

Kimmmmm

@peak flame fc bayern YT

[peak flame]

Crap i just bought a month of bayern tv

[proper wind]

bro kim looks so shy

[pale topaz]

wtf are you guys watching

[neon atlas]

search in yt

[proper wind]

mané coming on i think

[pale topaz]

Did

[pale topaz]

oh damn

I was expecting less goals

[proper wind]

mané, sarr, coman, gravenberch, sabitzer, guerreiro, and a few others all coming on

[proper wind]

check the bayern channel

[pale topaz]

I did

[proper wind]

try vpn??

[light sparrow]

Thanks!

[pale topaz]

im watching it

Im stuck at the pre game

[humble trench]

which app is that

[proper wind]

fotmob

goretzka coming on too

who's our #33

[humble trench]

No idea

Youngster prob

[proper wind]

looks like szoboszlai

schenk coming on too

[proper wind]

yeah but i dont know who it is

stanisic coming on too

i saw a K so i think so?

[humble trench]

Oh yesh that 1 guy

That's leaving

Ye

[proper wind]

wait what

ohhh

nvm

[humble trench]

Bro why one of the players look like he's 60

53*

Imagine he scores vs us

[surreal snow]

does anyone know who was subbed in

admin on Twitter too lazy

[neon atlas]

fr

[humble trench]

Stani sarr cb's

[surreal snow]

sarr

💀

[neon atlas]

do admin get paid ?

[surreal snow]

from Twitter yes

[humble trench]

Guerreiro LB

[surreal snow]

??

[neon atlas]

how much

[humble trench]

Cdms Goretzka and sabi

[surreal snow]

not sure

[humble trench]

Dumb af

[surreal snow]

depends on views

[humble trench]

Gravy is a better cam

[surreal snow]

maybe 1-3k a month

[humble trench]

Rw coman

St choupo

LW?

[proper wind]

lw

mané is rw

[humble trench]

Mane RW bruh

[surreal snow]

i thought yusuf was a midfielder

[neon atlas]

wallahi

[proper wind]

who

[humble trench]

I'm saying it's a dumb idea to play sabi CAM

[surreal snow]

kabadabayabadi

[proper wind]

oh

[humble trench]

No goals in 3 mins

Finished club

[proper wind]

he is a midfielder

but playing RB

bc why not

[pale topaz]

Score in like 2 minutes

[surreal snow]

tuchelban

[humble trench]

Tuchel thinks he's pep

[surreal snow]

reminds me of volland playing left back under löw

[pale topaz]

Goal

[proper wind]

oh it's in 💀

19-0

[pale topaz]

wtf happened

[proper wind]

sabitzer

[humble trench]

Sanitzer

[surreal snow]

you guys are prime jinxers

need some of that juice in the cl

[pale topaz]

what happened to the gk

[proper wind]

keeper didnt hold on to it

sabitzer poked it in

[pale topaz]

I was right

[humble trench]

Keeper is Karius

[pale topaz]

I meant atlwast karius has a excuse

[neon atlas]

karius would choke passes as well

[proper wind]

who is mané passing to

[pale topaz]

bayern will score in 5 minutes i swear

[proper wind]

they almost just did

just wide

[pale topaz]

Did see

[proper wind]

[humble trench]

Bayern aren't scoring

[pale topaz]

wait who’s our goalie

[humble trench]

Schenk

[pale topaz]

In 3 minutes they will

[surreal snow]

we need some of These friendlies before upcoming cl games

bigger stress relief than Smoking

[proper wind]

thats what the commentator is saying

they need to set the muscle memory and all that

the rhythm

to break defensive lines

can confirm

[surreal snow]

this stadium got dwarfism

[sly scarab]

18-0 half time😭

[sterile bison]

19-0

💀

[pale topaz]

I was wrong

[proper wind]

EMCM off for wanner

[surreal snow]

this second Team has no juice

[humble trench]

Injured moting back in action

[surreal snow]

scoring 1 goal in 10 mins against a team in the 9th tier

bruh

[pale topaz]

No

chupo was subbed off

[proper wind]

fr

we need müller

[pale topaz]

When is goal 20 coming

[proper wind]

we not breaking the 23 goal record 💀

[pale topaz]

mhm

[proper wind]

bro we need goal 20

whats this

goal 20

sabi

[pale topaz]

GOAL?

finally

[proper wind]

21-0 sabi

choupo got his knee injured against 9th tier team 😭😭

[pale topaz]

classic

[proper wind]

bro didnt play 10 mins

fr

[pale topaz]

Theres a huge difference

i mean

hes scoring against a club most people havent heard of

22-0

[proper wind]

22-0

sabi

[pale topaz]

how much we bayern score today

i say 24

[humble trench]

Lmfao sabi

[pale topaz]

23

[humble trench]

howww

[pale topaz]

Sabi

[humble trench]

24 kim?

[pale topaz]

No

[humble trench]

jesus christ

[pale topaz]

Wdym

[humble trench]

kick mane

[pale topaz]

It was from sabi

[surreal snow]

mane wtffff

[proper wind]

nah mané is finished

😭😭

[pale topaz]

send him to saudi already

[humble trench]

Mane finished

[pale topaz]

or atleast get a refund

24

[proper wind]

RAPHAAAA

24-0

[humble trench]

Sbai curse is over

Sabi*

[proper wind]

fr

[long fox]

Gravy

25

[wide mortar]

yabadabadoo

[sterile bison]

Imagine Rottach sub on Rodrygo in the 90th min and the coach does ”🤨”

[wide mortar]

pezz this ain’t your wet dream

[long fox]

Coman

[humble trench]

26

[wide mortar]

just hit forfeit match ngl

[strong saddle]

Yeah

Before we get 30

[wide mortar]

what is this even good for

[strong saddle]

Idk

[sterile bison]

Why is kimmich bald

He looks like hes 40

[wide mortar]

What 😭

[strong saddle]

Buzz cut

[long fox]

Mane goal

What is this?

[tired prism]

Dfc

[proper wind]

MANÉ JUST WENT SUPER SAIYAN

[tired prism]

Screw mane

[strong saddle]

AND YALL WANT HIM GONE

[long fox]

Mane scored.. and it's not offside

[proper wind]

man had enough 💀💀💀

[long fox]

FT

[tired prism]

Be real

This goal doesn't matter

Mane is surplus to our requirements

[long fox]

27-0

[proper wind]

full time

[strong saddle]

3 off

gg

[long fox]

Sextuple loading

[wide mortar]

average fut match

[thorny hare]

squad battles be like

score 10 goals with bundesliga players

[humble trench]

Beginner mode gameplay be like

[warped nexus]

27-0

[tidal hornet]

Did Mane play the whole match or was he subbed on at some point?

[warped nexus]

lets do it against barca and arsenal

[gilded burrow]

blud said 27-0

[cobalt sky]

Please no

I think I've suffered enough

[humble trench]

What we learned today

Mane and Goretzka are finished

[long fox]

We knew that already

[pale topaz]

did mane score

[tidal hornet]

Only once

[pale topaz]

not offside?

[tidal hornet]

No, you get this instead
https://fxtwitter.com/munichfanpage/status/1681366020747931651

[pale topaz]

man wtf

can we just send him to saudi already

[old iris]

0-27 💀

[pale topaz]

18 on half time

[tidal hornet]

We were only half as good in the second half

[old iris]

Bayern showed no mercy

[tidal hornet]

Coincidentally, Mane was only on the pitch during the second half!

[pale topaz]

They did

on the second half

[neon atlas]

i'd start tel all day

over mane,chupo

[thorny hare]

tel is insane

let bro cook

[long fox]

It's become a tradition atp to torture this poor ahh non-league team every few years lmao

[thorny hare]

tbf id love to play against bayern

even if id loose 50

[spiral scarab]

fr bro

[neon atlas]

bro knew his game was embarassing

[exotic python]

We should offload them

[cobalt sky]

What happened to mane bruh

😭

[exotic python]

Injury changed him

[thorny hare]

feels like hazard ngl

just hat he isnt fat

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681376246813302784

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting will undergo tests to reveal the extent of the knee injury he sustained in today's game [@kerry_hau]

Likes

411

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 6:51 PM

[thorny hare]

there is no way

[pale topaz]

There is

Its chupo moting

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681403242662510612

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel has made it clear internally that he wants another goalkeeper to be signed due to the uncertainty around Neuer's fitness.

Candidates discussed:

• Giorgi Mamardashvili (Valencia)
• Yassine Bounou (Sevilla)
• Robert Sánchez (Brighton)

[@altobelli13, @cfbayern]

Likes

186

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 8:39 PM

[thorny hare]

Bounou I’ll be there

[inland moth]

no

he's 33

or 34

[slim mason]

Bonou is 32

I swear he doesn't look 32 tho

[exotic python]

De ligt and Kim are gonna be like maldini and baresi

[exotic python]

Nah fr he looks like a kid

[exotic python]

Bro💀

[slim mason]

Not the knees 😭

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681436699107241985

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel's plan B for Harry Kane is Dušan Vlahović. Internally, it is said that Vlahović is a 'typical Tuchel player'. Loose pre-talks with the striker's management have already taken place. The full focus for now remains on Kane [@kessler_philipp, @mano_bonke]

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 10:52 PM

[humble trench]

Lets goo

Levy do me a favor here

[digital flax]

What a downgrade from kane

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1681331097274310656?t=h52_iH88vboD7lgMP7ew1Q&s=33

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨💣| BREAKING: FC Barcelona are keen on signing Harry Kane for free in 2024, reports @CDEccleshare — pending further confirmation. 🔵🔴⚡

Likes

4969

Retweets

174

Twitter · Jul 18, 2023, 3:52 PM

fun while it Lasted.. safe to say kane chose the bigger club 😔

[humble trench]

THROPY is needed for this man

[pale topaz]

it dont matter if we get a striker thats good

[digital flax]

It does tho

Not every striker is bayern level

[pale topaz]

we get a striker

do you prefer eric chupo moting as a striker

or gnarby

or a vlahovic

[true tendon]

Nah bro choupo + gnabry would cook

[digital flax]

Choupo over vlahovic anyday

But that does not mean we should go for such solutions

Kane should be choice number 1

[pale topaz]

fair enough

[young steeple]

kim official

omg

[exotic python]

He looks so happy

[light sparrow]

He looks like he's about to die of shyness

[exotic python]

Upa was more shy than him lmao

[neon atlas]

actually upa seems to be an introvert

he could not even speak to kim

[devout perch]

no one

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/upamecano-dayot-upamecano-upamecano-bayern-dayot-upamecano-bayern-gif-23119479

[devout perch]

bayern on top

Tag me if I’m right

[humble trench]

Poor clubs can't afford his wages

[exotic python]

Cant even afford his housing

[humble trench]

@devout perch

[humble trench]

didn't they have lewa??

why they need another

also how can they afford him it's impossible

100€+

[neon atlas]

bro they just signed a wonder for like 70

[ancient karma]

HurriKane > Vlaho + Chiesa

[humble trench]

how , they were broke

if they had this money then they should've signed messi

[neon atlas]

they are dum

[keen inlet]

Hello

[ancient karma]

Hi

[strong saddle]

Oh no

[ancient karma]

what?

happened?

[strong saddle]

Stuff happened last time

[ancient karma]

?

[keen inlet]

Ur bio…

Bayern x Madrid

[strong saddle]

Here

[ancient karma]

yh

so?

[keen inlet]

Choose one

[ancient karma]

Man

Bayern - 60%
Madrid - 40%

[humble trench]

man supports top 2, let him

[ancient karma]

happy?

[humble trench]

man of culture

[long fox]

That's plastic ngl lol

[keen inlet]

Yes l

[humble trench]

where are u from @ancient karma

[ancient karma]

y?

[humble trench]

i mean i would support them both 100% but thats me

[humble trench]

just wondering if its a club in your country

[ancient karma]

if they would let me

[ancient karma]

IND🇮🇳

[humble trench]

hmm fair

do u watch games?

[ancient karma]

yeh ofc

[keen inlet]

Thoughts on winning against Kuwait

[exotic python]

😓

[keen inlet]

Ter Stegen better

[exotic python]

Nice joke

[keen inlet]

Nothing funny about it

[exotic python]

It is

[ancient karma]

HAppy

9th SAFF

YEY

[ancient karma]

and u?

Nation

[keen inlet]

But respect Kuwait for trying hard

[ancient karma]

yeh they could've beaten us probably

[keen inlet]

🇰🇼

[ancient karma]

Oh

[keen inlet]

I’m sad we lost but it is what it is

[ancient karma]

atleast the game went to pens

well tried

[ancient karma]

Lol

[modest frost]

Skull reaction

[timid acorn]

This guy honestly

Got 0 ball knowledge

[thorny hare]

Neuer is about done tho

[timid acorn]

Yea

But he a goat

[thorny hare]

Wouldnt be surprised if he costs us this szn

[timid acorn]

Well

[thorny hare]

Well doesn’t change his age

[timid acorn]

He might

But looking back at it

He saved us like a titanic

[thorny hare]

Ofc

[timid acorn]

And the 2014 final

Man turned into

Casillias x yashin x van der sar

[light sparrow]

kim just said his fav food is pasta

My inner asian died a little

[timid acorn]

itely

Beoty ful countory

[light sparrow]

Right, Italy. He just came from Italy. That's fair 😭

[strong saddle]

Yeah he has at least 1 or 2 more years

[exotic python]

Funny How many ballers love pasta because most eat it all the time as food before matches and training

Would get very boring no?

[light sparrow]

Lol you're right

Come to think of it, every player I've watched says pasta

[inland moth]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681720944199385096

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681718952978726931

[exotic python]

Yh man i love me a Big fat steak

Everyone are walking around in Barca kits here in Spain while i walk around in a Bayern kit

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[thorny hare]

warra new kane bid

[exotic python]

What happened?

[inland moth]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1681759233556070400?s=20

[exotic python]

Ayooo

[thorny hare]

nah bro, never thought i wanted neuer to retire

but now im like "its ok buddy"

[exotic python]

Hell nah

We need him

[exotic python]

Why isn’t de ligt in training?

[surreal snow]

injured

[exotic python]

Damn man:((

How long is he out for

[humble trench]

Few days / a week

[bitter wolf]

Imagine if Lewandowski stayed at Bayern

[exotic python]

Would be lit

[bitter wolf]

Fr

[exotic python]

Ahh

[neon atlas]

prior to next yr we would be in search for his hier

ion think he will perform wellthis szn

[exotic python]

Tottenham are currently looking for kane replacements

Thats a good thing boys

[timid acorn]

Imagine they exchange mane for kane

[thorny hare]

and then mane becomes good again

[exotic python]

I would be there

I would drive mane there myself

[inland moth]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1682013450787012609?s=20

[pale topaz]

whos named butt

[true tendon]

Didn’t manduzic only play one season?

[exotic python]

2

And he won us a ucl

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1682045571241070593

[humble trench]

https://youtu.be/dB7RfyJlPcY

[atomic comet]

https://twitter.com/imiasanmia/status/1682065915884584968?s=46&t=1amtS2kwseArFLXQYpuhXA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Giorgi Mamardashvili will not join FC Bayern. There were talks, but it never was advanced [@Plettigoal]

Likes

115

Twitter · Jul 20, 2023, 4:32 PM

[timid acorn]

Mad cause y'all lost the Europa league?

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1682091310147051534

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern bosses will continue to work on the Kane deal while in Asia. But the club does not expect an agreement to be reached during the Asia tour [@mano_bonke, @kessler_philipp]

Likes

116

Twitter · Jul 20, 2023, 6:13 PM

[light sparrow]

Yes. Spurs are going to be in my country literally the week or a few days before Bayern so I've been wondering if there will be a secret meeting 🕵‍♀️

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1682103130295529472?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Sadio Mané has agreed personal terms with Al Nassr. Move is not done yet, but Mané has accepted the move in principle [@Tanziloic, @lequipe]

Likes

1780

Twitter · Jul 20, 2023, 7:00 PM

[tender cedar]

3rd bid for Kane coming soon im pretty sure

[strong saddle]

I hate how this is coming from a somewhat reliable source

I don't like it but I do

[thorny hare]

how is that a somewhat relieable source

everything ive seen them post

is just rumours

[exotic python]

Is it fkn true Bayern wants to sell kimmich to liverpool?

[humble trench]

Where are you even reading this rumors

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1682148978006151168?t=qMMbmy5z5J6HMKm_x5zefg&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane has made it clear to Daniel Levy that he has no intention of signing a new deal this summer and, although open to all options, is prepared to accept a move to Bayern rather than leave next year for free if that was considered best for his club [@Matt_Barlow_DM]

Likes

325

Twitter · Jul 20, 2023, 10:02 PM

IT IS HAPPENING

[humble trench]

115M

😂

[exotic python]

My heart sunk bro

[humble trench]

Liverpool can't even buy Bellingham

And Kimmich is at least 100M for us

[inland moth]

HE'S COMING HOME

[inland moth]

and probably extending

like 99%

[long fox]

What is this source again lol

[humble trench]

I'm the source

[exotic python]

Yall are making me feel better rn