bayern-munich

[exotic python]

He’s finished on all levels

[devout edge]

It's United

[devout edge]

No hear me out hear me out

[humble trench]

monsters in my bedroom hiding in the dark

[devout edge]

The reason why Ronaldo didn't do well for United in his second season is simple

He wasn't passionate about United anymore

[humble trench]

1st Ramsdale at Bayern for 60M, now finished Ronaldo at Bayern

[devout edge]

Ronaldo would be passionate about a top club like Bayern

So Ronaldo would score at least 20 for Bayern

[true tendon]

Bro Ibra coming in for one last dance would be better than Ronaldo

[exotic python]

Not even that he cant perform in Saudi even lmao, al nassr were top of the table before his arrival

[devout edge]

Also United don't have Kimmich, Goretzka and Muller around them

[humble trench]

guys i think kim min jae will play only one season in this club and go to madrid

He'd be bad for the dressing room

[devout edge]

No Ronaldo is a dedicated athlete

The younger players in Bayern would look up to Ronaldo

[humble trench]

Madrid better offer us 90M for him then

[exotic python]

Bro what? Hes gonna sign till 2028💀

[devout edge]

He's still scoring a lot of goals

[true tendon]

Doesn’t mean he can’t leave if we sell

[exotic python]

Not winning games Apparently

[devout edge]

Here's the question I wanna ask you guys

If Cristiano Ronaldo signed for Bayern in 2022

How many goals would be score for you

In a full Bundesliga season?

[true tendon]

3 and then benched

[devout edge]

If I was to put an exact number on it

23

[exotic python]

Yh lmao

[devout edge]

23 goals in 32 apperances

[exotic python]

Tell Ronaldo to piss off and bring us kane

[devout edge]

Ronaldo wanted to go to Bayern

But Bayern didn't want him

[true tendon]

Nobody wanted him lmao

[devout edge]

Trust me, if Ronaldo is passionate about performing well for a club, he will

How else did Ronaldo score over 800 goals

[exotic python]

Blud is finished

[long fox]

Ronaldo is just old and washed now

[devout edge]

Bro when you get a girl and she turns 30

Ur gonna say "I'm sorry ur too old, u gotta go"

Jk jk

[exotic python]

Bro😭

[true tendon]

Bro Ibra coming in for one last dance would be better than Ronaldo

[long fox]

What does that have to do with anything lmao

[tidal hornet]

Imagine if Ronaldo joined Bayern instead of Real Madrid, and we'd have Robbery + Ronaldo through the 2010's

[exotic python]

I love how a toon fan just chilling in the Bayern channel Cuz he know its the best one

[long fox]

Hell, I'm nearly 30 myself

[true tendon]

Nah Ronaldo was a winger

[devout edge]

Idk what it is

For some reason I love Bayern

I've watched the Bayern: All or Nothing documentary

[exotic python]

Passionate club man

[devout edge]

And the club sounds interesting

I prefered it over the Juventus: All or Nothing documentary

[exotic python]

50/50 club its beautiful

[devout edge]

I still support and love Newcastle

But I find a lot of clubs interesting

Like Madrid, Barca, City, Bayern, etc

[long fox]

2nd biggest club itw

[tidal hornet]

Ew

[exotic python]

Very many old geezers in my family that supports the mags so i have much respect for the club

[true tendon]

💀

[devout edge]

I see

[true tendon]

More like I’m a bandwagon

[devout edge]

I like the clubs

But I don't support them

[long fox]

Bro tried to sneak in City

[devout edge]

I live in Newcastle so I support Newcastle

[exotic python]

City is like the most uncharming club

[devout edge]

My family watched the documentary

[exotic python]

Thats fire

[devout edge]

And we found Bayern interesting

[true tendon]

Nah PSG is worse

[devout edge]

Idk why I'm here a lot of the time

I just like the chat

I like the ppl here

[exotic python]

True its the worst one

[devout edge]

It's more active maybe too?

Bro I can't believe I said this in April

[long fox]

No one finds City interesting other than all 2 of their fans

[devout edge]

I said this when it wasn't a popular opinion

So technically I'm really smart

[tidal hornet]

PSG is the only team who could win the UCL and have it forgotten even faster than City's win

[devout edge]

💀

[true tendon]

More like winning the UECL

[exotic python]

A Bayern game and a beer is the best fr

[long fox]

At least PSG have fans ig lol

[true tendon]

Not after this season lmao

Neymar Mbappe and Messi out

[long fox]

Some of their tifos are actually fire

[devout edge]

So I was one of the first ppl who said Harry Kane should go to Bayern

I knew it this entire time

I knew Bayern was the perfect club for Kane

[true tendon]

💀

[exotic python]

Do we use tifos often? Cant say I’ve seen many from us

[true tendon]

Definition of narcissist

[devout edge]

I'm not a narcissist

Bro I literally said it in April when barely any1 else did

[long fox]

There are a few fire ones

[true tendon]

You ain’t the only person who thought that

[devout edge]

Ngl

[exotic python]

I love our ultras

[devout edge]

Yh but not a lot of ppl thought that he should go Bayern

[devout edge]

Narcissistic would be if I thought I was better than ppl

Bc I predicted it

[true tendon]

Yeah bc everyone thought we would get Haaland

[devout edge]

But I'm not

I'm just a regular football fan

With some interesting opinions

[exotic python]

Imagine Haaland in Bayern

[true tendon]

You predicted nothing buddy

[long fox]

We nearly got him lol

[devout edge]

I predicted he could go to Bayern

And he could be

[exotic python]

Crazy to think about

[tidal hornet]

We were closer than anyone realises to actually getting him

[true tendon]

Prob would win the ucl ngl

[exotic python]

Actually crazy

[devout edge]

I wonder why I'm in this channel so much

[long fox]

We were his second option

[devout edge]

Maybe it's bc I like the vibes here

But I should chill in more channels

[exotic python]

We actually did very well this ucl without a striker

[devout edge]

I'll go to the Madrid channel and City channel

Plus the football chat is just random

[true tendon]

💀

[devout edge]

I'm not a glory hunter

[exotic python]

Plastic bag channels

[tidal hornet]

I honestly want to know how we would've done against City if Nagelsmann stayed

[true tendon]

You go to the beach much?

[devout edge]

I'm not a glory hunter. I supported Newcastle when we couldn't even win against good teams.

[tidal hornet]

Maybe not a win, but it would've been even closer, I'm sure

[long fox]

Still would've lost

Maybe not 4-1 tho

[exotic python]

Respect

[devout edge]

I just like learning about clubs

And I'm interested in big clubs, that's all

[exotic python]

Still would’ve lost we didnt even have a striker

[true tendon]

Reckon a 2-2 and a 0-1 prob

[tidal hornet]

Maybe 2-1 AET or something

[devout edge]

Maybe it's because I think of Bayern as a bit of a charity club

[exotic python]

I see

[devout edge]

Bayern is the kind of club that rescues players

And makes players great

Bayern would rescue a player from Brighton and turn him world class

[exotic python]

Bayern is a club where players stay its a final home

[true tendon]

From Brighton?

[devout edge]

Yeah

[exotic python]

Caicedo to Bayern here we go

[long fox]

We're still the team that played the best against Man City

[true tendon]

Mitoma and caicedo are already world class

[long fox]

It's just Upamaguire and the lack of a striker

[exotic python]

Estupinan class aswell

[devout edge]

Upamaguire 😭

[tidal hornet]

Real Madrid didn't even show up for their second leg

[exotic python]

Dont disrespect upa man he’s done lots for us

His performance in the wc was exceptional aswell

[true tendon]

Upa wasn’t too bad, it’s just that all the spotlight was on him since it was such a big match

[tidal hornet]

The only 2 matches Upa played bad in this season

The two City legs

[exotic python]

Yh fr

[long fox]

They got bullied

It was nasty

[tidal hornet]

I still respect Sommer for keeping the first leg down to 3-0 instead of 7-0 or something

[exotic python]

Had em on a leash the whole first half 2nd leg

[true tendon]

I mean everyone thought Michael Owen would be the biggest thing

Haaland could still flop like karius

[exotic python]

I’m tired of these 1-0 ucl finals

[true tendon]

That’s called a close match

[exotic python]

Boring match

[long fox]

Even in the second leg, being 3-0 down, we coulda done something with a striker

[exotic python]

I think so aswell

[tidal hornet]

Inter winning 3-1 would've been nice. Lukaku tho...

[true tendon]

Nah nah 100% Choupo Moting goat no need for replacement

[exotic python]

Lukaku is so bad

[long fox]

We had the chances

[tidal hornet]

Inter will probably never get a chance like that to win the UCL again any time soon

[true tendon]

What do y’all think about Jonathan David

[exotic python]

Just couldn’t finish

Striker is important for us

[long fox]

I remember we missed a big early 1v1 chance

[exotic python]

I like him

[surreal snow]

Twitter is down

[true tendon]

I’m Canadian so I rate him highly

[surreal snow]

because of kane announciation to bayern

[tidal hornet]

Works on my machine

[exotic python]

Audi for the sleeve sponsor next season🔥🔥

[long fox]

Time machine? Bring us back to 2013 lmao

[true tendon]

Kane is linked with PSG now 💀

[surreal snow]

doesnt really work for me

im stuck on a gnabry post

[exotic python]

Hell nah💀

[true tendon]

Guess you could say you have been gnabbed

[surreal snow]

hes not going to paria

paris

[true tendon]

At least he’s guaranteed a trophy

[exotic python]

Kane would never go to psg he has dignity

[devout edge]

He'll be going to PSG more likely

[surreal snow]

no good league, no cl contender, but most importantly, failed project

[devout edge]

Bc PSG will offer tons of money

[exotic python]

💀💀

[devout edge]

It's true

PSG can offer a lot of money

[exotic python]

Bro Kane doesn’t care about the money he loves football

Trust me

[devout edge]

It's up to Levy if Kane goes or not

[exotic python]

He wouldn’t have stayed that long in Tottenham if he cared about money

[devout edge]

Levy has already rejected Bayern's offers

[true tendon]

https://frenchfootballweekly.com/2023/07/01/harry-kane-at-psg-emergency-meeting-in-london/

[exotic python]

Sketchy source

[devout edge]

If Bayern don't wanna offer more than €100M

From the sounds of things

Levy has got Bayern in checkmate

PSG will offer €150M for Kane

I think

[exotic python]

Bayern are ready with a 100M offer

[surreal snow]

its up to levy if he takes 90m for a 29 year old with a contract of 1 year from a foreign club or take 0 from a 30 year old world class striker from manchester united or arsenal

[true tendon]

Always could offer a player with the 100 mil

[surreal snow]

😭😭😭

150m

[true tendon]

Gravenberch or sabitzer maybe

[devout edge]

Yep

[exotic python]

I hate PSG man piss off ffs

[true tendon]

Even mazrauoi

[exotic python]

Always overpaying

[surreal snow]

150m is absolutely crazy

[exotic python]

Oil club

[surreal snow]

its cap

[exotic python]

I sure hope so

[surreal snow]

you can get kane for £100m

[true tendon]

150 could maybe even get you mbappe ngl

[long fox]

Since when are PSG even interested in Kane

[surreal snow]

they arent

its literally fake news

[exotic python]

Yeah they don’t even play with that type of a 9

[surreal snow]

and kane wouldnt be interested anyway

[true tendon]

I mean it makes sense even if it’s fake

[tidal hornet]

Kane or Osimhen for 150m?
One of these players won their team their league for the first time in several decades.
The other has kinda just been there, thinking about breaking a league record or something just for being around long enough.

[true tendon]

Like that they would want him not him moving there

[exotic python]

Osimhen

[surreal snow]

neither

[long fox]

I want Vlaho if we don't get Kane

[surreal snow]

i wouldnt pay more than €100m for both

[true tendon]

Omishen for 120 max

[exotic python]

Wish we could’ve gotten Osimhen but he’s too expensive

[surreal snow]

just get kane

world class striker

[exotic python]

I hope we do

[true tendon]

But even that’s like 10 installments 20% sell on lmao

[long fox]

Osimhen ain't even on my list, he's too overpriced

[surreal snow]

and in 4-5 years tel is a great striker

[exotic python]

Class player tho

[exotic python]

Yeah tel will be gold

[true tendon]

List for me is
Kane
Kolo Muani
Vlahovic
David

[surreal snow]

im 100% sure we will get a huge update in the coming days

its been to quiet again

[exotic python]

Muani wants to play in the epl, David is probably not even gonna leave lille

[surreal snow]

Something is seething

Muani and David arent real strikers

its either kane or vlahovic

[true tendon]

Weren’t they thinking about Hølund?

[exotic python]

Hojlund linked to United

[true tendon]

Ah

What’s the story with Martial?

[exotic python]

Both very versatile David both footed

[true tendon]

What’s wrong with him?

[surreal snow]

doesnt help against low blocks

[exotic python]

True but could be useful on the wings

Central

[surreal snow]

kane is the perfect addition to our team

[devout edge]

Why

[exotic python]

Kane would be class

[exotic python]

Dirty club

[surreal snow]

he can link up aswell

[exotic python]

Their president is a criminal

[devout edge]

PSG are a good team

Good is a massive understatement

[true tendon]

Ain’t no way bro just said that

[surreal snow]

youre talking to a newcastle fan about an oil club

[devout edge]

They beat Bayern in the Quarters

[exotic python]

Newcastle deserves that money in my eyes lmao

[devout edge]

I watched the Bayern documentary

I know my stuff

[exotic python]

PSG doesnt

[true tendon]

💀

[exotic python]

Lmaoooo that’s good magpiez

[true tendon]

On away goals doesn’t count lmao

[tidal hornet]

We beat them to win a UCL and we beat them another time without needing a striker

And we didn't concede in any of those matches

[exotic python]

We own them

[long fox]

We only lost to PSG with the away goal rule

Without Lewa

[surreal snow]

they were a mid table Team before

[exotic python]

Still, love the fan base

[surreal snow]

imagine Bremen suddenly playing ucl football

[devout edge]

The reason why I'm here

Is bc I feel I have a lot more to say in this channel

[exotic python]

Or bochum lmao

[devout edge]

I dont have much to say in the other channels

[surreal snow]

😭

[devout edge]

We're very loyal

[surreal snow]

bro is our leader

[devout edge]

People in Newcastle have supported the club

[true tendon]

Did y’all hear about Bielefeld

[devout edge]

Even through struggles

[exotic python]

Bayern best club that’s that

[true tendon]

(Once we get Kane)

[long fox]

Imagine Gladbach in the UCL

[tidal hornet]

Imagine Union Berlin needing money to suddenly become a UCL team

[true tendon]

What happened with union?

Why are they good now?

[surreal snow]

Union had an investor

[true tendon]

Ah

[surreal snow]

i think they even still havr one

[exotic python]

The Robbery and mandzukic trio was insane

I want another era like that again

[true tendon]

Now we deal with Sane Coman Choupo

[surreal snow]

but the story from 2. Bundesliga to uel football gets more attention

[exotic python]

Coman is class

Love that man

[true tendon]

I agree

Choupo is decent but he is fit for a mid table team

[devout edge]

In the Madrid channel

I said Rice should go to Madrid bc

[exotic python]

Choupo is too old

[devout edge]

Rice is better than Tchouameni

Now the Madrid fans dont like me

[exotic python]

Lmaooo

[devout edge]

I stand by this btw

[exotic python]

Madrid fans hate the epl

[tidal hornet]

Urs Fischer has done a lot for Union

[exotic python]

Union is actually insane now

Good for them

[devout edge]

I wonder why

[exotic python]

People still say bundesliga is a farmers league

[devout edge]

"Tchouameni has higher tackle success, more assists, higher passing accuracy, higher xG expected goals, as well as higher average match rating"

Yeah I was wrong 💀

[devout edge]

LMAOOOOO

[exotic python]

Union Berlin will also get a larger budget i bet

Might lure new owners aswell

[devout edge]

I just got embarassed in the Madrid channel

[devout edge]

Sounds a bit like Newcastle haha

[exotic python]

Yh i mean They are performing its only right lmao

[tidal hornet]

Looking forward to the Union fans building a new stadium for their team to play UCL in

[exotic python]

They are worth it

Not worth our number one spot tho

[devout edge]

I dont see Berlin going anywhere

They'll win a couple of German cups

Maybe beat Bayern in a final of something

[exotic python]

People said that abt Newcastle aswell😂

[devout edge]

But like nothing special

[devout edge]

True

Speaking of Madrid

Real Madrid are the best club in the world

So I wonder what'll happen if Madrid tries to get some of Bayern's players

[exotic python]

Real are our biggest rivals

[devout edge]

I thought it was Dortmund

[exotic python]

Dont see many of ours Who wants to go there

[exotic python]

Nope

[devout edge]

I'm sure Bayern hate Dortmund with a burning passion

[exotic python]

Bayern is hated by almost all Bundesliga teams

Our supporters dont really hate any other teams tho as we almost always wins

[long fox]

Quite the opposite

I hate Gladbach the most lol

[true tendon]

Why would we had dortmund?

[exotic python]

Why lmao

[exotic python]

Exactly we own them

2013 ucl final settled that

[tidal hornet]

Someone fell for Der Klassiker marketing

[long fox]

Why mfer? Really? lmfao

[exotic python]

😭

[devout edge]

Bc I actually thought Bayern and Dortmund were rivals

Like Madrid and Barcelona are rivals

[true tendon]

1860 and Nürnberg are our rivals

[long fox]

It's not really a rivalry when they help us win the league lmao

[devout edge]

Ah

So Lewa and Hummels aren't traitors

Fair enough

[exotic python]

Yeah

[tidal hornet]

Der Klassiker is a made-up rivalry by the media to promote the Bundesliga using the two best teams, because El Classico was so great for La Liga viewership

[exotic python]

No just Dortmund Who hates our success we dont care abt them

[true tendon]

Yeah they did that for all leagues

Back in the 60s our rivals were actually decent but now they suck

[humble trench]

Next season top 4 predictions?

[devout edge]

Lmao

[exotic python]

Bayern union Leipzig and Dortmund

Not in any order

[humble trench]

Leverkusen?

[true tendon]

Bayern Dortmund Union/Leipzig/Bayer

[exotic python]

Leverkusen could go up there instead of Leipzig as They are losing many ballers

[tidal hornet]

Hoping Leipzig go into Europa as soon as they can

[humble trench]

For me it's Bayern, Leverkusen, Union, Dortmund in that order

[tidal hornet]

Need another German team to knock Barcelona out of there

[true tendon]

Yeah Leverkusen honestly could’ve been top3 but they sucked early season

[exotic python]

Fair

[humble trench]

Leipzig losing all their best players

Doubt they retain top 4

[exotic python]

Xabi is a great manager

[long fox]

Dortmund 4th?

[exotic python]

He saved that team

[true tendon]

They could sign good players

[exotic python]

Yh losing Bellingham and that

[true tendon]

Bellingham carried the team

[humble trench]

They gonna fall off after Bellingham and Guerreiro left

[exotic python]

Guerreiro too

[true tendon]

Yeah

[humble trench]

Leipzig and Dortmund fighting for that 4th spot lmao

[exotic python]

Brandt might Cook tho

[tidal hornet]

Haller at the start of the season tho

[exotic python]

Will probably be the case

[true tendon]

Unless we see some random ass team like Bochum get taken over by the saudis that’s gonna be the case

[exotic python]

Imagine lmao

[devout edge]

1: Bayern
2: Dortmund
3: Leipzig
4: Leverkusen

[exotic python]

Bro the day Saudi money comes into the Bundesliga its over

I pray that doesnt happen

[humble trench]

Over for us

[devout edge]

What abt the 50 + 1 rule

[true tendon]

Hell nah ain’t no way dortmund is second

[devout edge]

Where clubs can't invest more than 49% of their money

[exotic python]

Oh Yeah true

[devout edge]

I forgot

[true tendon]

Didn’t stop Leipzig

[humble trench]

Bc there will be competition for once 😭

[exotic python]

Them energy drink merchants can enjoy fighting for ucl ball

[true tendon]

They probably be all on it anyway

[exotic python]

Ur right

https://tenor.com/view/jamal-musiala-hug-jamal-musiala-mathys-tel-jamal-musiala-cancelo-cancelo-mathys-tel-musiala-celebration-gif-27540404

Davies smacked tf out of him lmao

[cursive herald]

If he does too well we'll sign him

[humble trench]

Family league at it's finest

[turbid dawn]

yeah he is a exceptional manager, i am surprised that other bigger clubs dont want to give him a contract.

[proper wind]

lmao you're a funny guy

[neon atlas]

Ur mad

Old goalie is aight lol

[tidal hornet]

What do they mean "over €100m in total"?

[true tendon]

Add ons maybe?

[thorny hare]

If they win cl lmao

[tidal hornet]

Those are huge add ons

But also ones that won't happen

[devout edge]

How so

[tidal hornet]

Spending 60m for a keeper...

Spending 60m for Ramsdale...

[devout edge]

I mean

60M isn't that bad

[tidal hornet]

It is

[devout edge]

Not rlly

Manchester United want to pay £50,000,000 (€58,198,900.80) for Onana

So €60M for Ramsdale isn't anything like shocking

It's not like they're paying €70M for Kepa or for Henderson

[tidal hornet]

ManU don't know what they're doing

Bayern spent 30m for Neuer and he gave us instant results by breaking the clean sheet record

Bayern spent 10m for Sommer

[devout edge]

How tf do Bayern spend so little on players

And players accept that

[tidal hornet]

60m for a keeper that's not on their level is stupid

[devout edge]

Like I'm a Newcastle fan

If we wanted Sommer

We'd pay around £50M to £60M

[tidal hornet]

That's because the Premier League is stupid

[devout edge]

Bro

The Bundesliga is the only league

That doesnt follow this rule

[tidal hornet]

If you got a player and trained them at different clubs in different leagues, the EPL would put a higher price tag on them than any other league

You wouldn't see the same price for that same player if they were in La Liga, or in Ligue 1 and definitely not in the Bundesliga

[devout edge]

Wrong

Other leagues except for the Bundesliga put high bids on players

This is why the Bundesliga don't have as much of a chance as getting players

Bc which offer would an owner or chairman rather take

£80M - Brighton
£36M - Bayern

I'm sure they'd rather take Brighton's offer

[devout edge]

Not every chairman is like Daniel Levy so 9 times out of 10 the player would go for Bayern

[tidal hornet]

Luckily, not every player wants to go to the Premier League and let them buy the entire continent

[devout edge]

But my point is

Is this puts Bayern in a disadvantaged spot

Because not everyone is willing to let their players go for a cheap price

[devout edge]

Most of them do

It's a kid's dream to play top football

And the Premier League is the best league in the world

[tidal hornet]

I'd rather join Bayern to have a better chance at the Champions League, the real best league in the world, than maybe joining Brighton or whatever because they're in the Premier League

[devout edge]

The Champions League isn't a league

It's a cup

[tidal hornet]

You wanna rename it to Champions Cup then?

[devout edge]

Nah

But it's not rlly a league

[tidal hornet]

But it's a higher honour and a more prestigious award than the Premier League

[devout edge]

True

But if ur in a Premier League team

You can still lift the trophy

https://cdn-japantimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/np_file_232597.jpeg

[tidal hornet]

Doesn't seem to happen as often as Bayern manage it though

[devout edge]

Need I remind you of this?

City winning their deserved UCL

After so many years

[tidal hornet]

"After spending 2 billion pounds, they deserve this"

Also, Real Madrid would be much more appealing than any Premier League team for the Champions League too

[devout edge]

True

Madrid are the best club in the world

So they'd appeal to 99.9% of players

[tidal hornet]

So you'd expect Real to have the largest price tags on their players because they're so much more successful

What was the last trophy Arsenal won?

[devout edge]

2020 FA Cup

[devout edge]

Yes

Real Madrid put lots of big price tags

[exotic python]

Yeah fr

[tidal hornet]

How much would you be willing to pay for Gulacsi?

[exotic python]

That old bloke?😂

[tidal hornet]

Leipzig won the Pokal more recently than Arsenal won the FA Cup. The only reason Ramsdale's price and Gulacsi's price should be different is because of their age, right? Since they have similar levels of success?

[thorny hare]

It’s just about skill tho?

[proper wind]

yeah they're united

[glass otter]

nothing

[proper wind]

this aint career mode anyway

[karmic lintel]

lmfao

[humble trench]

I'd rather go find some 18 year old GK for 2 mil

[devout edge]

💀

Why?

[humble trench]

could be better in future

• he's 18

• only 2 mil

[devout edge]

Yh but Ramsdale's 25

And one of the best goalies in the world

[humble trench]

Arsenal won't give

they have no other good GK

[humble trench]

this guy looks good enough for United

only 1.50m

[devout edge]

😭

[humble trench]

bro is also 6'2

good enough for a GK

[humble trench]

he would be better then De Gea

[devout edge]

Dont matter if ur a bad player

Ramsdale would be perfect for Bayern

[humble trench]

he is probably good

[devout edge]

Good

He should be our Number 1

Ramsdale is one of the best

Top 10 rn

Someone like him needs Munich bro

[humble trench]

Andreev is a good GK aswell

[devout edge]

Brudda

He plays for a Bulgarian team

Ramsdale plays for the Premier League

The best league in the world

[long fox]

Who?

[humble trench]

18 year old Yashin on the line

If I was a coach I'd buy him fr

[humble trench]

Nah

Buy Tarnovanu

[turbid dawn]

What woould all of you guys do if Harry Kane made a transfer to Bayern? Would it be a good Bayern move or not?

Personally I think we need somebody younger than Kane because he is on the brink of retiring. Personally think somebody like Osimhen, or Rashford could fix our striker problem.

But Osimhen may be going to PSG to replace Messi and Mbappe in the upcoming years. There are also rumors of him going to Man U

[exotic python]

Would be GREAT for Bayern

[exotic python]

He would destroy his career by going there

[exotic python]

Kane got atleast 3 years left in him he was insane this season

[long fox]

I'll be very happy in my special place

[devout edge]

I need to learn to edit photos

I wanna make images like this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXu1k0YUIAECwQW.jpg

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254765

[devout edge]

What?

[exotic python]

Looks disgusting

Let him have his ego in saudi

Rly came to United and thought he was bigger than the whole club

Bro got his humbling

[turbid dawn]

🐐

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-messi-lionel-arjantin-argentina-gif-27264148

[turbid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/crister-gif-25538100

bruh

[strong saddle]

I need one with Kane

[exotic python]

Same

[turbid dawn]

Honestly I dont like Kane lool

[exotic python]

??

Literally scored 30 goals in the prem This season

Playing in spurs

Harder than what Haaland did

[turbid dawn]

i gues

s

but the real question is whos better. Mbappe or Haaland

[exotic python]

Mbappe is more complete

[turbid dawn]

I also think his potential is highers

higher

[exotic python]

Haaland is useless when the midfield cant make space and chances

[turbid dawn]

Like he was in the UCL finala

[exotic python]

I dont like Mbappe i sense arrogance from him

[turbid dawn]

final

[exotic python]

Great player tho

Cant look pass that

[exotic python]

Yh

[turbid dawn]

How is Mbappe Arrogant?

oop typo

[exotic python]

Very nonchalant

[turbid dawn]

Yeah i can definetly agree with you there.

[exotic python]

Bound to happen with that success at such a young age

[turbid dawn]

But Mbappe is a lot better for his International team,

[exotic python]

Yes

I dont get Why PSG hasnt sold him yet

We could take Cuadrado, he’s a Free agent

[turbid dawn]

They get a lot attention from owning him. Now that Messi is gone Mbappe is really the main man.

[exotic python]

Mbappe vini and haaland

[turbid dawn]

We do not need anybody else in our defence.

[exotic python]

We need another cb with Lucas’s departure and we need a rb if pavard leaves

[turbid dawn]

Do you think we will end up signing Cancelo?

[devout edge]

Messi > Ronaldo

[devout edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FmqqmegX0AIJdqR.jpg:large

I didn't make this btw

[exotic python]

Nope

That deal is off the table since a while back

City and cancelo is currently looking for a club

[exotic python]

Olala

[exotic python]

Facts

[turbid dawn]

Cancelo is not going to be with Man City or Barca, thats for sure.

[exotic python]

Would love to see Kane jump up in the air and rock that hand after every goal here next szn

[exotic python]

Could go serie a

[strong saddle]

o

nice

[turbid dawn]

Is Kim-Min-Jae of the table yet?

For another CB.

Or is he going to Manchester United.

[exotic python]

Bro what him and Bayern literally came to an agreement

He’s 99% joining us

He’s currently on military duty

[turbid dawn]

Goal said 4 hours ago Manchester may be snatching him...

bro

Kim Min-jae forced to complete military service before Manchester United transfer. South Korean defender Kim Min-jae is set to complete compulsory military service in his homeland before finalizing his anticipated €60 million transfer to Manchester United, according to goal.com @exotic python

[exotic python]

Trust me

[turbid dawn]

...

[turbid dawn]

Ew, Newcastle 🛢️ 💸

[pale topaz]

update on kane or no still the same no agreement with spurs

[ancient karma]

bruh dude

kane should push

why is everyone offline?

[timid acorn]

Ong

Imagine we face barca in any knockout stage

And the mofos

[glass otter]

Cold

[timid acorn]

Gah dam ong

They gonna get slapped more than indian parents do when kid gets 99%

[ancient karma]

bruh how do u know?

[timid acorn]

I have experience

[ancient karma]

same here

[humble trench]

when will neuer back?

[ancient karma]

yeah when?

i also had the same doubt

[timid acorn]

In august prob

[ancient karma]

bruh

sommer good?

[timid acorn]

He is avg

6”0

Cant save long shots

[thorny spoke]

Who will be our new GK?

But at first we need two strikers lmao

[neon atlas]

Neuer

Sommer

[karmic lintel]

ONG

Me waiting for "Harry Kane to Bayern, here we go 🚨"

[humble trench]

No twitter = no Bayern news

😔

[karmic lintel]

Sadge

[surreal snow]

there are no news

literally nothing is happening

we're getting struck with big news in the coming days

[karmic lintel]

🙏 🙏

[true tendon]

If we don’t get Kane, who would y’all want to get?

Kolo Muani is off the table

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/vlahovic-juventus-gif-24794151

[surreal snow]

i would go all in for osimhen

and only after osimhen id go for vlahovic

[humble trench]

Napoli are asking for 200M now bruh

[surreal snow]

theyre tweaking

but id try with a similar offer to kane

100m

[humble trench]

Rejected

[surreal snow]

trying doesnt hurt

[humble trench]

Osihmen has like 3-4 years left on his contract idk

Napoli aren't forced to sell

And they don't want to either

Also I don't think we'll get Kane

[true tendon]

Vlahovic then

[karmic lintel]

💀

[surreal snow]

im confident we get kane

[true tendon]

Taremi honestly would be good as well

[humble trench]

New Spurs manager will convince him of his ideas and plans to win a trophy this season

Like he convinced Maddison to join

[true tendon]

What trophy the pre season one?

[surreal snow]

the spurs manager said he only wants players that want to be in his club

[karmic lintel]

I honestly don't think we will 😭
But Imma cope

[surreal snow]

so if kane wants to leave, he wouldnt say no to it

[true tendon]

Who’s the new spurs one?

[humble trench]

Yeah

[surreal snow]

Ange postecoglu

some random aussie

[karmic lintel]

☠️

[humble trench]

His last name is so confusing to say

Anyways he won treble with Celtic

[true tendon]

I mean that ain’t hard

Just beat rangers and ez

[surreal snow]

if kane comes we would also send a message to other players and clubs

it would be like a domino effect

[humble trench]

I'll take anyone but Muani

[surreal snow]

rice wouldve definetly joined us if we had kane

[humble trench]

100M + 110M

[karmic lintel]

ye

[humble trench]

Our budget broken

[surreal snow]

I just hope a good 6 wants to join now

[humble trench]

Sell Goretzka 1st

Also Gravenberch

[surreal snow]

nobody wants goretzka

hope we can sell to an oblivious prem club for 60m

[true tendon]

Why don’t we offer 80 mil+ sabitzer or gravenberch or another player?

[surreal snow]

why should we sell Gravenberch

we have many candidates for sale

[humble trench]

All he does is cry in interviews about game time when he isn't even that good

We don't need players like that

[true tendon]

Ah I heard we’re selling him from somewhere

[surreal snow]

Sarr, Mane, Gnabry, Sabitzer, Pavard, Hernandez, Sommer, Nübel

all could leave bayern this window

[humble trench]

His best position is probably as a #10

[surreal snow]

dont forget goretzka

[true tendon]

Where’s gnabry going?

[humble trench]

But we got Musiala and Muller

[humble trench]

He's currently in Japan

[true tendon]

Who in Japan could even afford him?

[humble trench]

None

[surreal snow]

our preseason is in japan

[humble trench]

You'd have to combine the budget of 5 football clubs there

[true tendon]

Ah

Maybe vissel Kobe?

They had iniesta and bojan

[humble trench]

Do they have 50M to spend?

[true tendon]

Yeah true

[surreal snow]

gnabry wont leave europe

[true tendon]

I was talking about wages but yeah that makes sense

[surreal snow]

he should go to Arsenal

for 50m

[true tendon]

Why?

[humble trench]

Arteta gave the green light for that

[surreal snow]

because hes trash

[humble trench]

But Arsenal are broke

120M Rice
70M Havertz
42M Timber

[true tendon]

Yeah I can’t see them having the money

[surreal snow]

if he didnt lose his momentum ever since 2020 he would be a contender for the ballon dor

[humble trench]

Sadly it looks like none of our wingers want to leave

[surreal snow]

i have a feeling his form is coming back

[humble trench]

No wonder when they all get paid like 20M to be shiet (except Coman)

[true tendon]

I thought mané was going to Saudi?

[surreal snow]

no

mane is ass too

[true tendon]

He should go to Saudi

I could see them paying for that

[humble trench]

He should go to Newcastle

[surreal snow]

imagine our budget without these ass players

[true tendon]

Yeah

Could afford Kane and Rice

[surreal snow]

gnabry and mane out would be 70m in for transfers

and 40m from contracts

[true tendon]

Goretzka 55 mil prob

[surreal snow]

110m made from these

now goretzka 50mil

[humble trench]

Goretzka 50M

[surreal snow]

• 20m contract

70mil

180mil

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1675461982902730752?s=20

[surreal snow]

from 3 fu€king players

180million is enough to sign kane and a world class 6

[humble trench]

Never give these frauds huge contracts for 1 good season

[surreal snow]

we would have enough to sign both kane and kolo muani with ease

[true tendon]

Link doesn’t work

Tldr?

[surreal snow]

its about kane

[humble trench]

Put vx before twitter

[inland moth]

dafuq

[humble trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1675461982902730752?s=20

[surreal snow]

supposedly we're improving our offer to 93mil

[karmic lintel]

ffs

[true tendon]

Damn

Throw mane in pls

[surreal snow]

dont trust any source for now

[tidal hornet]

"Any offers received will be rejected"
"Also, we're looking for an alternative if we do sell him"
What?

[true tendon]

Hopefully the Aussie won’t notice

[surreal snow]

i know they are cooking

[surreal snow]

they are all making stuff up

we got hit with kim to bayern in a matter of hours aswell

first theres a rumour

then a here we go

in under a day

from nowhere

same will happen with kane

[true tendon]

Kim was a great signing ngl

[humble trench]

Isn't Kim arriving from Military training today?

[surreal snow]

well it already happened

[surreal snow]

he will be official this coming week

[karmic lintel]

I hope so

[surreal snow]

as hernandez already finished his medical with psg

im surprised he passed it

[humble trench]

Imagine he failed it

Would we be stuck with Hernández?

[inland moth]

yes

lol

[karmic lintel]

That would be insane

[humble trench]

At least this defense would cook

Lucas De Ligt Kim

Upa sub

[true tendon]

Yeah

[karmic lintel]

🔥

[inland moth]

Another Goreztka season

[karmic lintel]

😔

[true tendon]

Honestly I could see peps 3-2-4-1 working for this team

[humble trench]

Nah he's getting sold

Gnabry is putting work in Japan at least

What's Goretzka even doing?

[inland moth]

Gym

prob

[tidal hornet]

Goretzka played his part in ending the Qatar Airways sponsorship. Now he can focus on football again, right!?

[true tendon]

What did he do?

[karmic lintel]

Right?!?!?!!

[humble trench]

He loves politics

And being a leftist

[true tendon]

Ah

[karmic lintel]

[true tendon]

Leftist as in socialist or as in not thing republicans are the greatest thing ever?

[karmic lintel]

Uh, I'd guess LGBTQ

[humble trench]

Yeah

[true tendon]

Ah

[tidal hornet]

Was one of the main players trying to make Germany make statements in the Qatar world cup

[karmic lintel]

💀

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1675475026219352064?t=Xr8RioKCnnM-h3xeJXUbeA&s=33

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1675475026219352064?t=Xr8RioKCnnM-h3xeJXUbeA&s=33

[tidal hornet]

Here we go sounds good, but 10 whole days?

[karmic lintel]

W

[karmic lintel]

fr 💀

[inland moth]

we finna sign kane in that time

[karmic lintel]

ong fr

[slim raft]

Is that a confirmed transfer though?

I thought It was a rumor

[karmic lintel]

?

[inland moth]

he's already agreed

[frosty shoal]

Min jae confirmed

He will flop believe me

[inland moth]

only thing left the fee

he will cook with de ligt

[slim raft]

K

[frosty shoal]

Na

[karmic lintel]

ong

Trust.

[frosty shoal]

Watch his fenerbahce highlights

[inland moth]

Davies Mazraoui Stanisic De ligt Kim Upamecano

And the youth players who got promoted

[slim raft]

I don't see howkim min-jae can flop tbh

[frosty shoal]

i can see

im more trustable than fabrizio my boy 😈

[slim raft]

He suits bayern playstyle pretty well

[frosty shoal]

Das right

[inland moth]

forgot guerreiro

[frosty shoal]

Sell raphael

No need for him

[inland moth]

He came for free

lol

[frosty shoal]

No need

[karmic lintel]

Davies is waiting for RM proposal or sm iirc, before extending the bayern contract

[frosty shoal]

You know

[inland moth]

He either Extends or gets sold next summer

[frosty shoal]

he knows better than you lucas

[inland moth]

Bayern won't let him leave for free

that certain

[slim raft]

Yeah that's for sure

[frosty shoal]

Yea

[karmic lintel]

Yep

[frosty shoal]

.

[cursive herald]

Fr

And he's at least 100M

That's for sure

[inland moth]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1675481515164151810?s=20

[karmic lintel]

Damn

[inland moth]

just wanna see him happy

[karmic lintel]

lol

[humble trench]

No one is paying 100M for a fullback

80M is more like it

[neon atlas]

Yeah

[old zinc]

how do you lot feel about kane

[stray terrace]

he deserves trophies

bros boutta almost beat the record for most goals in pl

yet the most recent thing he won were papa john coupons and an audi

[cursive herald]

Davies is more than a fullback

He can play across the entire left wing

Lb lwb lm and lw

If need be

He's a utility player

[slim raft]

super amazing player

has a bright future

[true tendon]

Prob can do the same on the right with a little bit of getting used to

[exotic python]

Throw a player in or something kane needs to come here

[humble trench]

Throw Mané

They have no good winger subs except Perisic

[karmic lintel]

Ong

[exotic python]

True

[humble trench]

bro gonna be future Yashin fr

[karmic lintel]

💯

[humble trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1675591646014996481?t=PPLTVlcea4YEhE0muyG0_A&s=19

Siuuuu

[tidal hornet]

Sounds like a source I'd trust

[karmic lintel]

🙏

I wonder how much he'd go for

[inland moth]

we won

I think Davies agent is trying to pressure us to get a better contract

should he leave Stanisic could be a starter

or buy a LB

[pale topaz]

Won what

[inland moth]

won if mane gets sold to Saudi

[pale topaz]

oh

updates on kane?

[inland moth]

not yet

there aren't many leaks

bosses trying to be more secret

[tidal hornet]

imiasanmia might be tweeting less because of Twitter silliness too

[exotic python]

Send him to spurs

[tidal hornet]

How we gonna pay Spurs to take Mane away and also pay them for Kane too?

[humble trench]

Al Nassr better pay 35M

Money going into buying Chiesa 🙏

[exotic python]

Offer em a good price for kane and bring em mane

[glass otter]

He should be going to abha club

[devout edge]

Ngl

If Messi didn't go to PSG

Would you have had him at Bayern

As a 34 year old RW

[inland moth]

ofc

[humble trench]

yes

Muller + Messi

nothing could stop that

[pale topaz]

yes

[devout edge]

Anyone would

[devout edge]

Facts

[pale topaz]

then ill make anither debate

players that should stay or sell

[pale topaz]

Like uh
Mane sell
Etc etc

[devout edge]

- Stay
- Sell

[pale topaz]

Mane imo

[devout edge]

😐

Neuer

Cancelo

Upamecano

De Ligt

Davies

Kimmich

Goretzka

[pale topaz]

ye

[devout edge]

Sane

Coman

Gnabry

Musiala

Moting

😭

Keep or sell

Yeah he's a good player

I'm a Newcastle fan

But I like to chill in other channels

To see the vibes

Plus I get more XP

😭

Bro I barely miss

[humble trench]

Most are misses tbf

Ramsdale for 60M

[devout edge]

How 😭

[devout edge]

Bro 60M is what they spend on keepers these days

Liverpool spent €62.5M on Alisson

[humble trench]

Only prem clubs will spend 60M on a keeper

[devout edge]

Yeah but Bayern can do it too

If the keeper's good enough

Altho Bayern spent €22M on Neuer

[humble trench]

We're definitely not spending more than 40M on a keeper

[devout edge]

Fair 😭

I mean if Ramsdale was ur only option

U might have to but

That's a rare scenario

Just get Kobel

[safe glen]

That was so long ago

22m then is like 70m now

[humble trench]

what if we pay 80m+ mane for kane

[true tendon]

That’s what I’m saying

[karmic lintel]

I agree

[karmic lintel]

Uh

Wtf

[karmic lintel]

Whenever it'll happen, it'll be so fast istg

[humble trench]

holy fack mane+80m is actuall y a crazyt deal i need to call to hainer rq

[humble trench]

way to much

idk

[true tendon]

Is there a discord server for just Bayern?

Preferably English

[karmic lintel]

Lemme know too

[karmic lintel]

r/fcbayern has one

[karmic lintel]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1675829734003884033?t=CesJY8gAOTttA3K8HZjbDQ&s=19

bruh

[humble trench]

Ye there is

I can invite both of you

[karmic lintel]

Pls do

[humble trench]

https://vxtwitter.com/mmarcelandreas/status/1675845773471150081?t=Qb13nTl_1EOo9sgBoShbzg&s=19