#bayern-munich

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exotic python
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He’s finished on all levels

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It's United

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humble trench
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monsters in my bedroom hiding in the dark

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The reason why Ronaldo didn't do well for United in his second season is simple

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He wasn't passionate about United anymore

humble trench
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1st Ramsdale at Bayern for 60M, now finished Ronaldo at Bayern

devout edge
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Ronaldo would be passionate about a top club like Bayern

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So Ronaldo would score at least 20 for Bayern

true tendon
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Bro Ibra coming in for one last dance would be better than Ronaldo

exotic python
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Also United don't have Kimmich, Goretzka and Muller around them

humble trench
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guys i think kim min jae will play only one season in this club and go to madrid

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He'd be bad for the dressing room

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The younger players in Bayern would look up to Ronaldo

humble trench
exotic python
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true tendon
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Doesn’t mean he can’t leave if we sell

exotic python
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Here's the question I wanna ask you guys

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If Cristiano Ronaldo signed for Bayern in 2022

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How many goals would be score for you

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In a full Bundesliga season?

true tendon
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3 and then benched

devout edge
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If I was to put an exact number on it

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23

exotic python
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23 goals in 32 apperances

exotic python
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Tell Ronaldo to piss off and bring us kane

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Ronaldo wanted to go to Bayern

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But Bayern didn't want him

true tendon
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Nobody wanted him lmao

devout edge
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Trust me, if Ronaldo is passionate about performing well for a club, he will

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How else did Ronaldo score over 800 goals

exotic python
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Blud is finished

long fox
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Ronaldo is just old and washed now

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Ur gonna say "I'm sorry ur too old, u gotta go"

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Jk jk

exotic python
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Bro😭

true tendon
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Bro Ibra coming in for one last dance would be better than Ronaldo

long fox
tidal hornet
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Imagine if Ronaldo joined Bayern instead of Real Madrid, and we'd have Robbery + Ronaldo through the 2010's

exotic python
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I love how a toon fan just chilling in the Bayern channel Cuz he know its the best one

long fox
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Hell, I'm nearly 30 myself

devout edge
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For some reason I love Bayern

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I've watched the Bayern: All or Nothing documentary

exotic python
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Passionate club man

devout edge
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And the club sounds interesting

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I prefered it over the Juventus: All or Nothing documentary

exotic python
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50/50 club its beautiful

devout edge
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I still support and love Newcastle

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But I find a lot of clubs interesting

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Like Madrid, Barca, City, Bayern, etc

long fox
tidal hornet
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Ew

exotic python
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Very many old geezers in my family that supports the mags so i have much respect for the club

true tendon
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💀

true tendon
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But I don't support them

long fox
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I live in Newcastle so I support Newcastle

exotic python
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City is like the most uncharming club

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My family watched the documentary

exotic python
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And we found Bayern interesting

true tendon
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Nah PSG is worse

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Idk why I'm here a lot of the time

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I just like the chat

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I like the ppl here

exotic python
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It's more active maybe too?

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Bro I can't believe I said this in April

long fox
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No one finds City interesting other than all 2 of their fans

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I said this when it wasn't a popular opinion

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So technically I'm really smart

tidal hornet
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PSG is the only team who could win the UCL and have it forgotten even faster than City's win

true tendon
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More like winning the UECL

exotic python
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A Bayern game and a beer is the best fr

true tendon
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Not after this season lmao

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Neymar Mbappe and Messi out

long fox
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Some of their tifos are actually fire

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So I was one of the first ppl who said Harry Kane should go to Bayern

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I knew it this entire time

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I knew Bayern was the perfect club for Kane

exotic python
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Do we use tifos often? Cant say I’ve seen many from us

true tendon
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Definition of narcissist

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Bro I literally said it in April when barely any1 else did

long fox
true tendon
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You ain’t the only person who thought that

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Ngl

exotic python
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Bc I predicted it

true tendon
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Yeah bc everyone thought we would get Haaland

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But I'm not

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I'm just a regular football fan

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With some interesting opinions

exotic python
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Imagine Haaland in Bayern

true tendon
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You predicted nothing buddy

long fox
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And he could be

exotic python
tidal hornet
true tendon
exotic python
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Actually crazy

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I wonder why I'm in this channel so much

long fox
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Maybe it's bc I like the vibes here

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But I should chill in more channels

exotic python
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I'll go to the Madrid channel and City channel

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Plus the football chat is just random

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exotic python
tidal hornet
true tendon
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You go to the beach much?

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# true tendon 💀

I'm not a glory hunter. I supported Newcastle when we couldn't even win against good teams.

tidal hornet
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Maybe not a win, but it would've been even closer, I'm sure

long fox
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Maybe not 4-1 tho

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I just like learning about clubs

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And I'm interested in big clubs, that's all

exotic python
true tendon
tidal hornet
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Maybe it's because I think of Bayern as a bit of a charity club

exotic python
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Bayern is the kind of club that rescues players

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And makes players great

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Bayern would rescue a player from Brighton and turn him world class

exotic python
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Bayern is a club where players stay its a final home

true tendon
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From Brighton?

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Yeah

exotic python
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Caicedo to Bayern here we go

long fox
true tendon
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Mitoma and caicedo are already world class

long fox
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It's just Upamaguire and the lack of a striker

exotic python
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Estupinan class aswell

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Upamaguire 😭

tidal hornet
exotic python
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His performance in the wc was exceptional aswell

true tendon
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Upa wasn’t too bad, it’s just that all the spotlight was on him since it was such a big match

tidal hornet
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The only 2 matches Upa played bad in this season

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The two City legs

long fox
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It was nasty

tidal hornet
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I still respect Sommer for keeping the first leg down to 3-0 instead of 7-0 or something

exotic python
true tendon
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I mean everyone thought Michael Owen would be the biggest thing

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Haaland could still flop like karius

exotic python
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I’m tired of these 1-0 ucl finals

true tendon
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That’s called a close match

exotic python
long fox
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Even in the second leg, being 3-0 down, we coulda done something with a striker

tidal hornet
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Inter winning 3-1 would've been nice. Lukaku tho...

true tendon
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Nah nah 100% Choupo Moting goat no need for replacement

exotic python
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Lukaku is so bad

long fox
tidal hornet
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Inter will probably never get a chance like that to win the UCL again any time soon

true tendon
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What do y’all think about Jonathan David

exotic python
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Striker is important for us

long fox
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I remember we missed a big early 1v1 chance

exotic python
surreal snow
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Twitter is down

true tendon
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I’m Canadian so I rate him highly

surreal snow
tidal hornet
exotic python
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Audi for the sleeve sponsor next season🔥🔥

long fox
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Time machine? Bring us back to 2013 lmao

true tendon
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Kane is linked with PSG now 💀

surreal snow
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doesnt really work for me

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im stuck on a gnabry post

exotic python
true tendon
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Guess you could say you have been gnabbed

surreal snow
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hes not going to paria

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paris

true tendon
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At least he’s guaranteed a trophy

exotic python
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Kane would never go to psg he has dignity

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surreal snow
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no good league, no cl contender, but most importantly, failed project

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Bc PSG will offer tons of money

exotic python
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PSG can offer a lot of money

exotic python
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Trust me

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exotic python
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He wouldn’t have stayed that long in Tottenham if he cared about money

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Levy has already rejected Bayern's offers

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If Bayern don't wanna offer more than €100M

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From the sounds of things

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Levy has got Bayern in checkmate

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PSG will offer €150M for Kane

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I think

exotic python
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Bayern are ready with a 100M offer

surreal snow
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its up to levy if he takes 90m for a 29 year old with a contract of 1 year from a foreign club or take 0 from a 30 year old world class striker from manchester united or arsenal

true tendon
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Always could offer a player with the 100 mil

surreal snow
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150m

true tendon
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Gravenberch or sabitzer maybe

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exotic python
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I hate PSG man piss off ffs

true tendon
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Even mazrauoi

exotic python
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Always overpaying

surreal snow
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150m is absolutely crazy

exotic python
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Oil club

surreal snow
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its cap

exotic python
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I sure hope so

surreal snow
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you can get kane for £100m

true tendon
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150 could maybe even get you mbappe ngl

long fox
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Since when are PSG even interested in Kane

surreal snow
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its literally fake news

exotic python
surreal snow
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and kane wouldnt be interested anyway

true tendon
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I mean it makes sense even if it’s fake

tidal hornet
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Kane or Osimhen for 150m?
One of these players won their team their league for the first time in several decades.
The other has kinda just been there, thinking about breaking a league record or something just for being around long enough.

true tendon
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Like that they would want him not him moving there

long fox
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I want Vlaho if we don't get Kane

surreal snow
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i wouldnt pay more than €100m for both

true tendon
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Omishen for 120 max

exotic python
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Wish we could’ve gotten Osimhen but he’s too expensive

surreal snow
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just get kane

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world class striker

exotic python
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I hope we do

true tendon
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But even that’s like 10 installments 20% sell on lmao

long fox
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Osimhen ain't even on my list, he's too overpriced

surreal snow
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and in 4-5 years tel is a great striker

exotic python
exotic python
true tendon
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List for me is
Kane
Kolo Muani
Vlahovic
David

surreal snow
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im 100% sure we will get a huge update in the coming days

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its been to quiet again

exotic python
surreal snow
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Something is seething

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Muani and David arent real strikers

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its either kane or vlahovic

true tendon
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Weren’t they thinking about Hølund?

exotic python
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Hojlund linked to United

true tendon
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Ah

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What’s the story with Martial?

exotic python
true tendon
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What’s wrong with him?

surreal snow
exotic python
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Central

surreal snow
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kane is the perfect addition to our team

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exotic python
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Kane would be class

exotic python
surreal snow
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he can link up aswell

exotic python
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Their president is a criminal

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PSG are a good team

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Good is a massive understatement

true tendon
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Ain’t no way bro just said that

surreal snow
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exotic python
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I watched the Bayern documentary

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I know my stuff

exotic python
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PSG doesnt

true tendon
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💀

exotic python
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Lmaoooo that’s good magpiez

true tendon
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On away goals doesn’t count lmao

tidal hornet
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And we didn't concede in any of those matches

long fox
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We only lost to PSG with the away goal rule

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Without Lewa

surreal snow
exotic python
surreal snow
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imagine Bremen suddenly playing ucl football

devout edge
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The reason why I'm here

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Is bc I feel I have a lot more to say in this channel

exotic python
devout edge
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I dont have much to say in the other channels

surreal snow
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😭

devout edge
surreal snow
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bro is our leader

devout edge
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People in Newcastle have supported the club

true tendon
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Did y’all hear about Bielefeld

devout edge
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Even through struggles

exotic python
true tendon
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(Once we get Kane)

long fox
tidal hornet
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Imagine Union Berlin needing money to suddenly become a UCL team

true tendon
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What happened with union?

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Why are they good now?

surreal snow
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Union had an investor

true tendon
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Ah

surreal snow
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i think they even still havr one

exotic python
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The Robbery and mandzukic trio was insane

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I want another era like that again

true tendon
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Now we deal with Sane Coman Choupo

surreal snow
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but the story from 2. Bundesliga to uel football gets more attention

exotic python
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Love that man

true tendon
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I agree

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Choupo is decent but he is fit for a mid table team

devout edge
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In the Madrid channel

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I said Rice should go to Madrid bc

exotic python
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Choupo is too old

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Rice is better than Tchouameni

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Now the Madrid fans dont like me

exotic python
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Lmaooo

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exotic python
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Madrid fans hate the epl

tidal hornet
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Urs Fischer has done a lot for Union

exotic python
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Union is actually insane now

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Good for them

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exotic python
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People still say bundesliga is a farmers league

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Yeah I was wrong 💀

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exotic python
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Union Berlin will also get a larger budget i bet

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Might lure new owners aswell

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exotic python
tidal hornet
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Looking forward to the Union fans building a new stadium for their team to play UCL in

exotic python
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They are worth it

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Not worth our number one spot tho

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I dont see Berlin going anywhere

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They'll win a couple of German cups

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Maybe beat Bayern in a final of something

exotic python
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But like nothing special

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Speaking of Madrid

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Real Madrid are the best club in the world

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So I wonder what'll happen if Madrid tries to get some of Bayern's players

exotic python
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exotic python
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Dont see many of ours Who wants to go there

exotic python
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I'm sure Bayern hate Dortmund with a burning passion

exotic python
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Bayern is hated by almost all Bundesliga teams

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Our supporters dont really hate any other teams tho as we almost always wins

long fox
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I hate Gladbach the most lol

true tendon
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Why would we had dortmund?

exotic python
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2013 ucl final settled that

tidal hornet
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Someone fell for Der Klassiker marketing

long fox
exotic python
devout edge
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Like Madrid and Barcelona are rivals

true tendon
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1860 and Nürnberg are our rivals

long fox
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It's not really a rivalry when they help us win the league lmao

devout edge
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So Lewa and Hummels aren't traitors

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Fair enough

exotic python
tidal hornet
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Der Klassiker is a made-up rivalry by the media to promote the Bundesliga using the two best teams, because El Classico was so great for La Liga viewership

exotic python
true tendon
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Yeah they did that for all leagues

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Back in the 60s our rivals were actually decent but now they suck

humble trench
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Next season top 4 predictions?

devout edge
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Lmao

exotic python
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Not in any order

humble trench
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Leverkusen?

true tendon
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Bayern Dortmund Union/Leipzig/Bayer

exotic python
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Leverkusen could go up there instead of Leipzig as They are losing many ballers

tidal hornet
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Hoping Leipzig go into Europa as soon as they can

humble trench
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For me it's Bayern, Leverkusen, Union, Dortmund in that order

tidal hornet
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Need another German team to knock Barcelona out of there

true tendon
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Yeah Leverkusen honestly could’ve been top3 but they sucked early season

humble trench
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Leipzig losing all their best players

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Doubt they retain top 4

exotic python
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Xabi is a great manager

exotic python
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He saved that team

true tendon
exotic python
true tendon
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Bellingham carried the team

humble trench
exotic python
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Guerreiro too

true tendon
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Yeah

humble trench
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Leipzig and Dortmund fighting for that 4th spot lmao

exotic python
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Brandt might Cook tho

tidal hornet
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Haller at the start of the season tho

exotic python
true tendon
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Unless we see some random ass team like Bochum get taken over by the saudis that’s gonna be the case

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exotic python
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Bro the day Saudi money comes into the Bundesliga its over

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I pray that doesnt happen

humble trench
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Over for us

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true tendon
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Hell nah ain’t no way dortmund is second

devout edge
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Where clubs can't invest more than 49% of their money

exotic python
devout edge
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I forgot

true tendon
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Didn’t stop Leipzig

humble trench
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Bc there will be competition for once 😭

exotic python
true tendon
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They probably be all on it anyway

cursive herald
humble trench
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Family league at it's finest

turbid dawn
proper wind
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lmao you're a funny guy

neon atlas
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Ur mad

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Old goalie is aight lol

tidal hornet
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What do they mean "over €100m in total"?

true tendon
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Add ons maybe?

thorny hare
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If they win cl lmao

tidal hornet
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Those are huge add ons

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But also ones that won't happen

devout edge
tidal hornet
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Spending 60m for a keeper...

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Spending 60m for Ramsdale...

devout edge
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60M isn't that bad

tidal hornet
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It is

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Not rlly

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Manchester United want to pay £50,000,000 (€58,198,900.80) for Onana

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So €60M for Ramsdale isn't anything like shocking

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It's not like they're paying €70M for Kepa or for Henderson

tidal hornet
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ManU don't know what they're doing

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Bayern spent 30m for Neuer and he gave us instant results by breaking the clean sheet record

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Bayern spent 10m for Sommer

devout edge
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How tf do Bayern spend so little on players

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And players accept that

tidal hornet
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60m for a keeper that's not on their level is stupid

devout edge
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Like I'm a Newcastle fan

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If we wanted Sommer

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We'd pay around £50M to £60M

tidal hornet
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That's because the Premier League is stupid

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The Bundesliga is the only league

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That doesnt follow this rule

tidal hornet
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If you got a player and trained them at different clubs in different leagues, the EPL would put a higher price tag on them than any other league

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You wouldn't see the same price for that same player if they were in La Liga, or in Ligue 1 and definitely not in the Bundesliga

devout edge
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Wrong

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Other leagues except for the Bundesliga put high bids on players

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This is why the Bundesliga don't have as much of a chance as getting players

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Bc which offer would an owner or chairman rather take

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£80M - Brighton
£36M - Bayern

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I'm sure they'd rather take Brighton's offer

devout edge
tidal hornet
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Luckily, not every player wants to go to the Premier League and let them buy the entire continent

devout edge
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But my point is

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Is this puts Bayern in a disadvantaged spot

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Because not everyone is willing to let their players go for a cheap price

devout edge
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It's a kid's dream to play top football

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And the Premier League is the best league in the world

tidal hornet
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I'd rather join Bayern to have a better chance at the Champions League, the real best league in the world, than maybe joining Brighton or whatever because they're in the Premier League

devout edge
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The Champions League isn't a league

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It's a cup

tidal hornet
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You wanna rename it to Champions Cup then?

devout edge
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But it's not rlly a league

tidal hornet
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But it's a higher honour and a more prestigious award than the Premier League

tidal hornet
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Doesn't seem to happen as often as Bayern manage it though

devout edge
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Need I remind you of this?

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City winning their deserved UCL

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After so many years

tidal hornet
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"After spending 2 billion pounds, they deserve this"

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Also, Real Madrid would be much more appealing than any Premier League team for the Champions League too

devout edge
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True

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Madrid are the best club in the world

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So they'd appeal to 99.9% of players

tidal hornet
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So you'd expect Real to have the largest price tags on their players because they're so much more successful

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What was the last trophy Arsenal won?

devout edge
devout edge
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Real Madrid put lots of big price tags

tidal hornet
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How much would you be willing to pay for Gulacsi?

exotic python
tidal hornet
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Leipzig won the Pokal more recently than Arsenal won the FA Cup. The only reason Ramsdale's price and Gulacsi's price should be different is because of their age, right? Since they have similar levels of success?

thorny hare
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It’s just about skill tho?

proper wind
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this aint career mode anyway

karmic lintel
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lmfao

humble trench
devout edge
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Why?

humble trench
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could be better in future

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  • he's 18
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  • only 2 mil
devout edge
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Yh but Ramsdale's 25

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And one of the best goalies in the world

humble trench
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Arsenal won't give

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they have no other good GK

humble trench
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only 1.50m

devout edge
humble trench
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bro is also 6'2

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good enough for a GK

humble trench
devout edge
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Ramsdale would be perfect for Bayern

humble trench
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he is probably good

devout edge
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He should be our Number 1

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Ramsdale is one of the best

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Top 10 rn

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Someone like him needs Munich bro

humble trench
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Andreev is a good GK aswell

devout edge
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Brudda

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He plays for a Bulgarian team

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Ramsdale plays for the Premier League

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The best league in the world

long fox
humble trench
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18 year old Yashin on the line

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If I was a coach I'd buy him fr

humble trench
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Nah

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Buy Tarnovanu

turbid dawn
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What woould all of you guys do if Harry Kane made a transfer to Bayern? Would it be a good Bayern move or not?

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Personally I think we need somebody younger than Kane because he is on the brink of retiring. Personally think somebody like Osimhen, or Rashford could fix our striker problem.

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But Osimhen may be going to PSG to replace Messi and Mbappe in the upcoming years. There are also rumors of him going to Man U

exotic python
exotic python
long fox
devout edge
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I need to learn to edit photos

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I wanna make images like this

exotic python
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Looks disgusting

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Let him have his ego in saudi

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Rly came to United and thought he was bigger than the whole club

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Bro got his humbling

turbid dawn
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bruh

strong saddle
exotic python
turbid dawn
exotic python
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Literally scored 30 goals in the prem This season

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Playing in spurs

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Harder than what Haaland did

turbid dawn
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i gues

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s

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but the real question is whos better. Mbappe or Haaland

exotic python
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Mbappe is more complete

turbid dawn
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I also think his potential is highers

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higher

exotic python
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Haaland is useless when the midfield cant make space and chances

turbid dawn
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Like he was in the UCL finala

exotic python
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I dont like Mbappe i sense arrogance from him

turbid dawn
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final

exotic python
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Great player tho

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Cant look pass that

exotic python
turbid dawn
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How is Mbappe Arrogant?

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oop typo

exotic python
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Very nonchalant

turbid dawn
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Yeah i can definetly agree with you there.

exotic python
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Bound to happen with that success at such a young age

turbid dawn
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But Mbappe is a lot better for his International team,

exotic python
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Yes

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I dont get Why PSG hasnt sold him yet

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We could take Cuadrado, he’s a Free agent

turbid dawn
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They get a lot attention from owning him. Now that Messi is gone Mbappe is really the main man.

turbid dawn
exotic python
turbid dawn
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Do you think we will end up signing Cancelo?

devout edge
exotic python
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That deal is off the table since a while back

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City and cancelo is currently looking for a club

exotic python
turbid dawn
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Cancelo is not going to be with Man City or Barca, thats for sure.

exotic python
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Would love to see Kane jump up in the air and rock that hand after every goal here next szn

exotic python
turbid dawn
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Is Kim-Min-Jae of the table yet?

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For another CB.

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Or is he going to Manchester United.

exotic python
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He’s 99% joining us

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He’s currently on military duty

turbid dawn
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bro

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Kim Min-jae forced to complete military service before Manchester United transfer. South Korean defender Kim Min-jae is set to complete compulsory military service in his homeland before finalizing his anticipated €60 million transfer to Manchester United, according to goal.com @exotic python

turbid dawn
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...

exotic python
turbid dawn
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Ew, Newcastle SaudiArabia 🛢️ 💸

pale topaz
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update on kane or no still the same no agreement with spurs

ancient karma
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bruh dude

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kane should push

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why is everyone offline?

timid acorn
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Ong

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Imagine we face barca in any knockout stage

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And the mofos

glass otter
timid acorn
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They gonna get slapped more than indian parents do when kid gets 99%

ancient karma
timid acorn
ancient karma
humble trench
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when will neuer back?

ancient karma
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yeah when?

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i also had the same doubt

timid acorn
ancient karma
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bruh

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sommer good?

timid acorn
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He is avg

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6”0

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Cant save long shots

thorny spoke
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Who will be our new GK?

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But at first we need two strikers lmao

neon atlas
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Neuer

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Sommer

karmic lintel
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Me waiting for "Harry Kane to Bayern, here we go 🚨"

humble trench
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No twitter = no Bayern news

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😔

karmic lintel
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Sadge

surreal snow
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there are no news

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literally nothing is happening

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we're getting struck with big news in the coming days

karmic lintel
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🙏 🙏

true tendon
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If we don’t get Kane, who would y’all want to get?

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Kolo Muani is off the table

surreal snow
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i would go all in for osimhen

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and only after osimhen id go for vlahovic

humble trench
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Napoli are asking for 200M now bruh

surreal snow
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theyre tweaking

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but id try with a similar offer to kane

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100m

humble trench
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Rejected

surreal snow
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trying doesnt hurt

humble trench
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Osihmen has like 3-4 years left on his contract idk

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Napoli aren't forced to sell

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And they don't want to either

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Also I don't think we'll get Kane

true tendon
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Vlahovic then

karmic lintel
surreal snow
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im confident we get kane

true tendon
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Taremi honestly would be good as well

humble trench
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New Spurs manager will convince him of his ideas and plans to win a trophy this season

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Like he convinced Maddison to join

true tendon
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What trophy the pre season one?

surreal snow
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the spurs manager said he only wants players that want to be in his club

karmic lintel
surreal snow
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so if kane wants to leave, he wouldnt say no to it

true tendon
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Who’s the new spurs one?

surreal snow
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Ange postecoglu

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some random aussie

karmic lintel
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☠️

humble trench
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His last name is so confusing to say

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Anyways he won treble with Celtic

true tendon
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I mean that ain’t hard

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Just beat rangers and ez

surreal snow
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if kane comes we would also send a message to other players and clubs

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it would be like a domino effect

humble trench
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I'll take anyone but Muani

surreal snow
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rice wouldve definetly joined us if we had kane

humble trench
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100M + 110M

karmic lintel
humble trench
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Our budget broken

surreal snow
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I just hope a good 6 wants to join now

humble trench
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Sell Goretzka 1st

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Also Gravenberch

surreal snow
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nobody wants goretzka

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hope we can sell to an oblivious prem club for 60m

true tendon
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Why don’t we offer 80 mil+ sabitzer or gravenberch or another player?

surreal snow
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why should we sell Gravenberch

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we have many candidates for sale

humble trench
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All he does is cry in interviews about game time when he isn't even that good

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We don't need players like that

true tendon
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Ah I heard we’re selling him from somewhere

surreal snow
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Sarr, Mane, Gnabry, Sabitzer, Pavard, Hernandez, Sommer, Nübel

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all could leave bayern this window

humble trench
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His best position is probably as a #10

surreal snow
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dont forget goretzka

true tendon
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Where’s gnabry going?

humble trench
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But we got Musiala and Muller

humble trench
true tendon
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Who in Japan could even afford him?

humble trench
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None

surreal snow
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our preseason is in japan

humble trench
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You'd have to combine the budget of 5 football clubs there

true tendon
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Ah

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Maybe vissel Kobe?

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They had iniesta and bojan

humble trench
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Do they have 50M to spend?

true tendon
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Yeah true

surreal snow
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gnabry wont leave europe

true tendon
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I was talking about wages but yeah that makes sense

surreal snow
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he should go to Arsenal

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for 50m

true tendon
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Why?

humble trench
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Arteta gave the green light for that

surreal snow
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because hes trash

humble trench
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But Arsenal are broke

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120M Rice
70M Havertz
42M Timber

true tendon
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Yeah I can’t see them having the money

surreal snow
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if he didnt lose his momentum ever since 2020 he would be a contender for the ballon dor

humble trench
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Sadly it looks like none of our wingers want to leave

surreal snow
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i have a feeling his form is coming back

humble trench
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No wonder when they all get paid like 20M to be shiet (except Coman)

true tendon
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I thought mané was going to Saudi?

surreal snow
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no

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mane is ass too

true tendon
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He should go to Saudi

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I could see them paying for that

humble trench
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He should go to Newcastle

surreal snow
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imagine our budget without these ass players

true tendon
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Yeah

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Could afford Kane and Rice

surreal snow
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gnabry and mane out would be 70m in for transfers

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and 40m from contracts

true tendon
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Goretzka 55 mil prob

surreal snow
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110m made from these

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now goretzka 50mil

humble trench
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Goretzka 50M

surreal snow
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  • 20m contract
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70mil

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180mil

surreal snow
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from 3 fu€king players

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180million is enough to sign kane and a world class 6

humble trench
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Never give these frauds huge contracts for 1 good season

surreal snow
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we would have enough to sign both kane and kolo muani with ease

true tendon
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Tldr?

surreal snow
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its about kane

humble trench
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Put vx before twitter

inland moth
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dafuq

humble trench
surreal snow
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supposedly we're improving our offer to 93mil

karmic lintel
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ffs

true tendon
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Damn

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Throw mane in pls

surreal snow
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dont trust any source for now

tidal hornet
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"Any offers received will be rejected"
"Also, we're looking for an alternative if we do sell him"
What?

true tendon
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Hopefully the Aussie won’t notice

surreal snow
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i know they are cooking

surreal snow
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we got hit with kim to bayern in a matter of hours aswell

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first theres a rumour

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then a here we go

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in under a day

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from nowhere

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same will happen with kane

true tendon
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Kim was a great signing ngl

humble trench
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Isn't Kim arriving from Military training today?

surreal snow
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well it already happened

surreal snow
karmic lintel
surreal snow
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as hernandez already finished his medical with psg

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im surprised he passed it

humble trench
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Imagine he failed it

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Would we be stuck with Hernández?

inland moth
#

yes

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lol

karmic lintel
humble trench
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At least this defense would cook

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Lucas De Ligt Kim

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Upa sub

true tendon
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Yeah

karmic lintel
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🔥

inland moth
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Another Goreztka season

karmic lintel
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😔

true tendon
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Honestly I could see peps 3-2-4-1 working for this team

humble trench
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Nah he's getting sold

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Gnabry is putting work in Japan at least

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What's Goretzka even doing?

inland moth
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Gym

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prob

tidal hornet
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Goretzka played his part in ending the Qatar Airways sponsorship. Now he can focus on football again, right!?

true tendon
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What did he do?

karmic lintel
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Right?!?!?!!

humble trench
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And being a leftist

true tendon
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Ah

karmic lintel
true tendon
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Leftist as in socialist or as in not thing republicans are the greatest thing ever?

karmic lintel
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Uh, I'd guess LGBTQ

humble trench
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Yeah

true tendon
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Ah

tidal hornet
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Was one of the main players trying to make Germany make statements in the Qatar world cup

karmic lintel
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💀

surreal snow
tidal hornet
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Here we go sounds good, but 10 whole days?

karmic lintel
inland moth
#

we finna sign kane in that time

karmic lintel
#

ong fr

slim raft
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Is that a confirmed transfer though?

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I thought It was a rumor

karmic lintel
#

?

inland moth
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he's already agreed

frosty shoal
#

Min jae confirmed

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He will flop believe me

inland moth
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only thing left the fee

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he will cook with de ligt

slim raft
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K

frosty shoal
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Na

karmic lintel
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Trust.

frosty shoal
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Watch his fenerbahce highlights

inland moth
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Davies Mazraoui Stanisic De ligt Kim Upamecano

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And the youth players who got promoted

slim raft
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I don't see howkim min-jae can flop tbh

frosty shoal
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i can see

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im more trustable than fabrizio my boy 😈

slim raft
#

He suits bayern playstyle pretty well

frosty shoal
#

Das right

inland moth
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forgot guerreiro

frosty shoal
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Sell raphael

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No need for him

inland moth
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He came for free

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lol

frosty shoal
#

No need

karmic lintel
inland moth
#

He either Extends or gets sold next summer

frosty shoal
#

he knows better than you lucas

inland moth
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Bayern won't let him leave for free

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that certain

slim raft
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Yeah that's for sure

frosty shoal
#

Yea

karmic lintel
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Yep

frosty shoal
#

.

cursive herald
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And he's at least 100M

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That's for sure

inland moth
karmic lintel
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Damn

inland moth
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just wanna see him happy

karmic lintel
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lol

humble trench
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80M is more like it

neon atlas
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Yeah

old zinc
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how do you lot feel about kane

stray terrace
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he deserves trophies

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bros boutta almost beat the record for most goals in pl

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yet the most recent thing he won were papa john coupons and an audi

cursive herald
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He can play across the entire left wing

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Lb lwb lm and lw

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If need be

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He's a utility player

slim raft
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super amazing player

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has a bright future

true tendon
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Prob can do the same on the right with a little bit of getting used to

exotic python
humble trench
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Throw Mané

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They have no good winger subs except Perisic

karmic lintel
#

Ong

exotic python
humble trench
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bro gonna be future Yashin fr

karmic lintel
#

💯

humble trench
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Siuuuu

tidal hornet
#

Sounds like a source I'd trust

karmic lintel
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🙏

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I wonder how much he'd go for

inland moth
#

we won

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I think Davies agent is trying to pressure us to get a better contract

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should he leave Stanisic could be a starter

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or buy a LB

pale topaz
inland moth
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won if mane gets sold to Saudi

pale topaz
#

oh

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updates on kane?

inland moth
#

not yet

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there aren't many leaks

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bosses trying to be more secret

tidal hornet
#

imiasanmia might be tweeting less because of Twitter silliness too

tidal hornet
#

How we gonna pay Spurs to take Mane away and also pay them for Kane too?

humble trench
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Al Nassr better pay 35M

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Money going into buying Chiesa 🙏

exotic python
devout edge
#

Ngl

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If Messi didn't go to PSG

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Would you have had him at Bayern

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As a 34 year old RW

inland moth
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ofc

humble trench
#

yes

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Muller + Messi

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nothing could stop that

pale topaz
devout edge
devout edge
pale topaz
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then ill make anither debate

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players that should stay or sell

pale topaz
devout edge
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Subin - Stay
Subout - Sell

devout edge
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😐

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Neuer Subin

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Cancelo Subin

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Upamecano Subin

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De Ligt Subin

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Davies Subin

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Kimmich Subin

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Goretzka Subin

pale topaz
#

ye

devout edge
#

Sane Subout

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Coman Subin

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Gnabry Subin

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Musiala Subin

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Moting Subout

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😭

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Keep or sell

#

Yeah he's a good player

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I'm a Newcastle fan

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But I like to chill in other channels

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To see the vibes

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Plus I get more XP

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😭

#

Bro I barely miss

humble trench
#

Most are misses tbf

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Ramsdale for 60M kekw

devout edge
devout edge
#

Liverpool spent €62.5M on Alisson

humble trench
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Only prem clubs will spend 60M on a keeper

devout edge
#

Yeah but Bayern can do it too

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If the keeper's good enough

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Altho Bayern spent €22M on Neuer

humble trench
#

We're definitely not spending more than 40M on a keeper

devout edge
#

Fair 😭

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I mean if Ramsdale was ur only option

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U might have to but

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That's a rare scenario

#

Just get Kobel

safe glen
#

22m then is like 70m now

humble trench
#

what if we pay 80m+ mane for kane

true tendon
#

That’s what I’m saying

karmic lintel
karmic lintel
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Wtf

karmic lintel
humble trench
#

holy fack mane+80m is actuall y a crazyt deal i need to call to hainer rq

true tendon
#

Is there a discord server for just Bayern?

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Preferably English

karmic lintel
#

Lemme know too

karmic lintel
humble trench
#

I can invite both of you

karmic lintel
humble trench