bayern-munich

[ancient karma]

at the top

[humble trench]

Bayern got a huge history , its insane

[neon atlas]

i think we will keep pavard

[ancient karma]

they got a lot of world cup winners

[ancient karma]

we should

man is good

i like his name too

[neon atlas]

man will score volley

[ancient karma]

yeh

he scored many

watch on yt

[frosty needle]

can't find it 💀

[devout edge]

Ngl

[ancient karma]

man it is at the top

[devout edge]

Cristiano Ronaldo could have joined Bayern

[ancient karma]

below events

[devout edge]

Because Bayern are a club that can afford Ronaldo's wages

[ancient karma]

yeh he should,ve

[devout edge]

Ronaldo would score 20 at least at Bayern

[frosty needle]

"there r no customisation options yet"

[devout edge]

He still has it in him

[ancient karma]

man had 18 goals in 30 matches in pl 21/22

7 goals in 6 matches in cl

GOAT🐐

[devout edge]

yh

I know I've mentioned this a few times but

Imagine Mbappe at Bayern as the main striker

He'd be amazing, however Bayern might have to pay him massive wages

€2,000,000 a week

[humble trench]

we wont

[ancient karma]

dude rma are struggling for mbappe

[ancient karma]

y?

[devout edge]

Yh ik but it's an interesting thought

Bayern are a better club than PSG

So it's not the worst thought in the world

[ancient karma]

yes

[humble trench]

we pay him 400k a week, max.

[frosty needle]

don't they have vinicius

[tidal hornet]

He wanted to. Bayern were the ones who rejected him

[ancient karma]

then bro won't stay

[frosty needle]

mbappe hates being striker anyway

[devout edge]

I heard Bayern didn't want him

[ancient karma]

vini is lw, need- st

[devout edge]

I wonder why Bayern rejected him

[humble trench]

source?

[humble trench]

too old

[ancient karma]

he can play rw

[frosty needle]

another young brazilian talent wasted

[devout edge]

If u think about it

[frosty needle]

great!

[devout edge]

A lot of players could have gone to Bayern

Lionel Messi could have gone to Bayern

[ancient karma]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1674125956758523904?s=46&t=vvViyagpgB2VZgl4cOu3uQ

[ancient karma]

bruh

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1540458978387402758

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Reasons Bayern decided against signing Cristiano Ronaldo:

• Keeping a healthy wage structure within the team (CR7 earns ~ €30m net)
• Age: 37 years old
• Bayern want pressing players/willing to run
• Young coach - healthy dressing room relations

[@SkySportDE]

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Twitter · Jun 24, 2022, 10:16 PM

[frosty needle]

rodrygo as sub big mistake

[devout edge]

Fair enough ig

I remember suggesting that Neymar could go to Bayern

But no one was interested

[humble trench]

Harry kane go to bayern

[devout edge]

yh

[frosty needle]

only 80m i doubt spurs even wanna negotiate

[ancient karma]

yeh

[ancient karma]

bruh kane wanna leave

[devout edge]

Bro

There's guys on probation

Who have more freedom than Kane

[humble trench]

Kane + Tel????

[devout edge]

There's ppl who have just been released from life sentences

Who have more freedom than Kane

[humble trench]

i hope tel gets more playtime

same with gravenberch

[frosty needle]

if kane has that much freedom🇺🇸 why didn't he leavee sooner

[devout edge]

Bayern are robbing him from play time

[humble trench]

or loan gravenberch

[tidal hornet]

Mazraoui might have more opportunities if Pau Torres isn't joining us

[ancient karma]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZYXJWHSh-Ys?feature=share

[humble trench]

he wont join

we will not get another cb

maybe walker

[humble trench]

Mazraoui is good player

Mazraoui makes attack opportunities

[frosty needle]

isn't Kim min jae joining too

while upa is leaving

[ancient karma]

Julian Nagelsmann >>>> Tuchel

yes

[frosty needle]

"trust the progress"

nagelsmann solos

[tidal hornet]

No lol

Pavard and Hernandez are leaving

[ancient karma]

bruh

[frosty needle]

next season

[tidal hornet]

Maybe, nothing certain yet

Upa contract lasts until 2026

[ancient karma]

can bayern win ucl next season

[devout edge]

Depends on if they get Kane or not

If Bayern don't get Kane

They're done

[ancient karma]

then no

[devout edge]

City will destroy them 3-0

Again

[ancient karma]

mane good?

[frosty needle]

Mane bad

[devout edge]

He's leaving

[ancient karma]

12 g/a in 25 apps

[frosty needle]

only for liverpool

[tidal hornet]

Mane's only good match this year was against Brazil

[ancient karma]

ik

[devout edge]

It was mostly Nagelsmann's fault

[ancient karma]

yeh

[frosty needle]

ig

[ancient karma]

tuchel bad?

[frosty needle]

tuchel uhhh

[tidal hornet]

Too soon to say

[frosty needle]

ye ye

[humble trench]

i think Tuchel can do this

[ancient karma]

"almost loses bundesliga"

[humble trench]

maybe we will get flick back if he gets fired 😍

[tidal hornet]

He's had to pick up the scraps from our board's terrible decisions and timing. Need to see how he can turn things around throughout this summer

[ancient karma]

Julian Nagelsmann won every ucl game he played

[tidal hornet]

Only conceded 2 goals, after playing against Inter, Plzen, Barca and PSG

[ancient karma]

so?

[tidal hornet]

Nagelsmann was playing UCL right

[frosty needle]

everyone gone?

[ancient karma]

yes'

[devout edge]

Unpopular opinion:

Bayern should try and get Kolo Muani

[exotic python]

Yes we should

But i’d rather take kane

Plus kolo wants to play in the prem

[ancient karma]

david from losc ( real good)

[ancient karma]

kane too ig as he wants to break shearer's record

also lacazette

tho he does not want to leave

[exotic python]

Lacazette? Nah bru

[neon atlas]

arsenal lacazette was a baller

[exotic python]

Very bad temperament

Nonchalant

[neon atlas]

btw lacazette is old ig

isnt he 33

[exotic python]

32

Not that tall

[grizzled wasp]

no

It does not mean only release clause is left

what's left is KMJ's signature, since the agreement is only verbal

A club cannot contest another club paying off a player's release clause

basically this is how a release clause works:

[neon atlas]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1674327022951178240?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

ICYMI. Kim Min-jae, set to join Bayern as green light and total agreement on five year deal arrived yesterday. ✅🔴🇰🇷

Release clause will be triggered in the next days, matter of time. Here-we-go.

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 8:00 AM

@grizzled wasp wat bout dis then

[timid acorn]

He looks like a cook ong😭

[proper wind]

lucas to pissG here we go

[timid acorn]

Bru

Not confirmed

[neon atlas]

uncle title soon

[proper wind]

as far as i know that usually means a here we go is imminent

even without it we all know he's going anyway

[grizzled wasp]

If he already signed, there really isn't anything Napoli can do. All that's left is like making the official announcement

wait there is one more hurdle

The government

[proper wind]

he will complete military service on july 3rd no?

[grizzled wasp]

though since KMJ already is employed in Italy, I assume his work permit is valid for all of the EU

[neon atlas]

ig

[grizzled wasp]

The man is insanity

he joined us 2 years ago with a transfer value of 2 Million

the man increased his value by 30 times in 2 years

I gotta say, Vitor Pereira was a shit manager at Fenerbahce but his scouting skills are unmatched

[timid acorn]

Meow

[digital flax]

when is the next bid for harry kane coming?

[deft epoch]

Get osimhein instead

I doubt kane would leave PL

Being so close to shearer record

[digital flax]

He’s super expensive so we will try with the cheaper one first

[grizzled wasp]

does Osimhen even have a release clause?

[neon atlas]

diidnt we sign lucas for 80 mil

[proper wind]

no

[proper wind]

yes

[deft epoch]

Just sell lucas and get osimhein

[digital flax]

We already sold him to get kmj

[neon atlas]

what is blud saying

[grizzled wasp]

I highly doubt Napoli will sell you their best forward right after you ripped their best defender out of their hands

[proper wind]

we're about to sell lucas for like 50m i think and that money is going into thr KMJ transfer

[proper wind]

yeah

[neon atlas]

oshimen aint word 50 mil

[deft epoch]

There is vlahovic then

[neon atlas]

worth

[deft epoch]

Kane looks unlikely

[grizzled wasp]

he is valued at more than double than that

[digital flax]

its rc we ripped nothing

[grizzled wasp]

120 Million

[proper wind]

where is bro getting his info

[neon atlas]

yes

[grizzled wasp]

Release clause means ripping because the club can literally do nothing about it

[proper wind]

only thing stopping the kane transfer for now is the price

waiting on bayern 2nd bid

[grizzled wasp]

however I am happy since Napoli also ripped him off of us via release clause

[digital flax]

so its their problem for putting that

[grizzled wasp]

I wish Bayern paid US the 60 Million

not Napoli

[digital flax]

they could not put rc and instead negotiate

[humble trench]

No Pau Torres

L

[digital flax]

W

[humble trench]

If we pay more than 25M for Walker we getting scammed

[deft epoch]

Kim and De ligt....

[neon atlas]

he reallt bout to choose aston villa over us

[deft epoch]

He will do a better job in stopping pacy demons than pavard

[digital flax]

We have agreement already with him

[neon atlas]

☠️

[humble trench]

We never told him we were interested

Like actually serious

[neon atlas]

oh

[humble trench]

Just that he was an option

Like Van de Ven

[neon atlas]

ah

sokka

[deft epoch]

I doubt Bayern would buy another cb

[neon atlas]

its okay if we dont

[deft epoch]

Already have De ligt ,kim, upa

[neon atlas]

if pavard stays

its aight

[deft epoch]

And pavard

[humble trench]

Sell Pavard

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1674390405578735619?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Lucas Hernández to PSG, here we go! Deal in place and agreed as expected since last week. Permanent transfer for €48/50m total package. 🚨🔴🔵 #PSG

Hernández, already in Paris and set to sign the contract on Thursday.

Bayern will replace him with Kim Min-jae as revealed today.

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 12:12 PM

[humble trench]

Need to fund Walker and CDM deals

Lets go 50M

[neon atlas]

w

straight to mil

kim

[digital flax]

thats kmj money settled then

[proper wind]

yep

[neon atlas]

we should try to sell mane and gnabry

buy rafael leao 🔥

[proper wind]

he just signed a new deal

[neon atlas]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1674388209147551745?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Centre backs domino in progress 🧩✨

⚪️🔴 Kim Min-jae to Bayern, here we go.

🔴🔵 Lucas Hernández to PSG, almost done.

🟣🔵 Pau Torres to Aston Villa, talks advancing to final stages.

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 12:03 PM

pau not coming

[tired prism]

We finally got rid of the snake

Pissg can enjoy him

[humble trench]

This might as well confirm no back 3?

[neon atlas]

yeah ig

[humble trench]

Oh well

3 atb is way better for us

[exotic python]

The snake is out

[exotic python]

Especially with tuchel

[neon atlas]

yeah

[timid acorn]

Snake is outside

Less go

Lucas is gone

Bro retired his trophies

[spice terrace]

Please take Kane

[devout edge]

How's he a snake

[timid acorn]

80 million for him

Sure good defensive player

[devout edge]

Well he is one of the best defenders in the world

So it's a fair price

[timid acorn]

Ik

Injuries

[devout edge]

Not his fault

Doesn't make him a snake

[spice terrace]

he will win league 1

[timid acorn]

Omg

Omg

Ong

[spice terrace]

What

[timid acorn]

Does psg have a europa/conference league win?

Asking

[devout edge]

No

They won a Cup Winners Cup in 1996

[spice terrace]

I was just taking it back to the point your taking about retiring trophies when PSG wins every trophy in France

just like Bayern in Germany

[neon atlas]

we dont win all trophies

in ermany

[tired prism]

Kane here we go soon

[spice terrace]

You’ve won the league 10 times in a row

what are you talking about

[tired prism]

We're stealing every man u target

Lmao

[tired prism]

11

[spice terrace]

we don’t want Kane lol

[devout edge]

Why not

Kane is the best striker in England

[spice terrace]

2 years left, take him we can’t pay 100m for an old man

need a younger talent

[devout edge]

Kane has at least 5 years left

A lot of Bayern fans want Kane

Bro ur the only Bayern fan who doesnt want Kane

I'll be so real with u

[tired prism]

Better than ur entire squad

[tired prism]

Who?

[devout edge]

I thought u were a Bayern fan

[spice terrace]

why are you blazing on me I’m saying you can have him lmao

[devout edge]

I thought Husky was a Bayern fan

Sorry I can't read today

[tired prism]

Bruh

[spice terrace]

A lot of Man U players want Kane sure, I don’t want Kane

[tired prism]

But u wanted kim

[devout edge]

A lot of United fans want Kane 😭

Ur the only United fan who doesnt want Kane

[tired prism]

Yup

[spice terrace]

Kim is not Kane though

[devout edge]

So my point kinda stands

[spice terrace]

literaly not true

[tired prism]

Bayern own Manchester United

[spice terrace]

your all sheep

[devout edge]

Bayern own a lot of clubs

[tired prism]

And you're a donkey

[tired prism]

Barca

Bayern will win the treble with kane

[spice terrace]

Kane will win trophies at Bayern, I love Bayern. I don’t want him anywhere near man united

[tired prism]

Perfect lewa replacement

[spice terrace]

So overrated

2 years max

[tired prism]

How?

Just look at his goalscoring record

[spice terrace]

He is not a big game player

He will score 10 goals against the bad teams of course

[coarse sleet]

He broke several records with very bad team... great striker, greeat player

[spice terrace]

perfect for Bundesliga, just don’t expect him to do much vs BVB or Leipzig’s

yeah he is great but he isn’t 100m for 2 years

Idk I’d just rather have Hojlund for Utd than Kane and that’s such a crime in the eyes of @tired prism

[spice terrace]

Also could’ve easily said that about mane before joining Bayern, look at the state of him now

[neon atlas]

carabao cup

[spice terrace]

Harry Kane doesn’t even have a carabao cup

lmao

[neon atlas]

oh

tbh kane would have won cl and pl

[spice terrace]

Actually never even won a major trophy lol

[neon atlas]

liverpool and chelsea

fs

[spice terrace]

But he didn’t so your point is irrelevant

[tired prism]

Cuz he plays for bloody Tottenham

[neon atlas]

not even audi cup?

[spice terrace]

That’s not a major trophy unfortunately, carabao barely is, pre season Japan Audi cup is certainly not

[neon atlas]

ooh lmao

[spice terrace]

Yeah he will win trophies with Bayern

[neon atlas]

pre season💀

[spice terrace]

how could he not

[exotic python]

no they are a small club

if kane comes here its guarenteed ucl ball for him every season

[tired prism]

Toxic club in and out

Horribly ran club

Change managers every season

Splash the cash

But still can't win the ucl

Lmao

[azure idol]

😔

[azure idol]

fortunately players that left tottenham actually won some decent amount of trophic

[exotic python]

imagine if kane comes here and lifts a ucl trophy that would be legendary

[tired prism]

He deserves it

Tottenham don't deserve kane

They're trying to prison him

[ancient karma]

yeah

[exotic python]

Yh man hes a gem in muddy dirt

He really scored 30 goals in the pl this season for Tottenham, thats honestly harder than What Haaland did in city this szn

[humble trench]

That's why Kane > Haaland

[timid acorn]

Overall?

Idk 30% yes

[exotic python]

Bro How many teams do u support?😭😭

[devout edge]

Ngl

I wanna make an agreement

For every team he supports, I get £1

[timid acorn]

3?

They are my childhood

Watching them since 2012

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/single-use-plastic-reusable-bag-tote-bag-zero-waste-bags-gif-25425469

[neon atlas]

wym overall

can halland score 30 with just foden?

and rodri

if u wanna add him

cuz spurs only has son and hojberg who actually played good

this szn

kane aswell

[humble trench]

Son..

By that point Kulusevski was also good

And putting Hojbjerg over Bentancur lol

[brittle fog]

Lucas Hernandez to PSG

he wants to win ucl

[humble trench]

Nah he just wants that 20M

[devout edge]

Ngl

I feel like Bayern should have gotten Kante

Instead of that fraud Saudi team

[brittle fog]

even if he stays at home all year like he did here he will still be paid

PSG doesn't care about money

[hoary spruce]

💀

[devout edge]

Bayern is a way better team than PSG

He'd have a better chance at Bayern

[hoary spruce]

Bro does Psg Have any history ?

[devout edge]

Yeah

Ligue 1 titles

UCL finalists

[humble trench]

Just let him go

Half the fans didn't like him anyways

Yes he was good but injury prone + alot of outside stuff

[devout edge]

I have a few screenshots to send

PSG's history in the Champions League

So Bayern > PSG

[long fox]

Is that even a debate?

[devout edge]

no

Every1 knows it

[long fox]

No one cares bout PSG, tiny tinpot club that should get liquidated

[devout edge]

PSG is a popular club still

[tired prism]

Not in the slightest

[long fox]

Cuz of Messi and Mbappe, yes lol

[devout edge]

Ngl

PSG should have won the UCL in 2022

[humble trench]

😴

Me hearing that

[long fox]

Why?

[tired prism]

Messi is gone, they're not that popular anymore

Messi should've never joined that disgrace of a club

[devout edge]

Best squad on paper

The squad's top tier

Messi, Neymar, Mbappe, Ramos, Marquinhos, Hakimi, Veratti and some others

[humble trench]

On paper doesn't mean anything when they play with 0 chemistry

City would beat them if we're being honest

lets goooo

[exotic python]

winning off and on the pitch

[devout edge]

Ig

But I still feel PSG should have won

PSG vs Manchester United should have been the final

[devout edge]

She's a keeper 💍

[long fox]

Man Utd

[devout edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/79JTiZKtoe4?feature=share

[thorny hare]

bro tried to sneak veratti in there

[humble trench]

Also Hakimi

[devout edge]

Both r top players

Hakimi would be nice at Bayern

But he'd be too expensive

So it's not realistic

[humble trench]

I don't want Hakimi

Mazraoui better

[proper wind]

yeah

hakimi cant defend, coman spun him around like a carousel 💀

GOD NO

[humble trench]

Fake

We'll find some dumb Saudi club to buy

[thorny hare]

all these news posters

just making stuff up

there is like 3-4 accounts u can actually trust

[devout edge]

lol

That's harsh

[exotic python]

As much as it hurts city have the best squad on paper

[exotic python]

Bro just passing his time at the club💀

[humble trench]

Ornstein, Fabrizio, Kerry hau, Kessler_Philipp, Plettigoal

In that order

CFBayern, BILD, Altobelli are all frauds

[pale topaz]

any update on kane?

[tidal hornet]

Nothing happened today. I guess we were focused on Hernandez and Kim

[humble trench]

Full focus on Kane

Then Pavard/Walker

And finally a CDM

[thorny hare]

Fabrizio> and pleti only from sky

[humble trench]

avarage city fan

[blazing rose]

Super Bayern ❤️🤍

[proper wind]

fr

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1674561526462644225?t=mLRr__VuAPR9roEIlZHvJw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern bosses are frustrated with Alphonso Davies' situation as he was close to extending his contract before Salihamidžić was dismissed. Davies & his agent are now playing for time & waiting to see whether R Madrid submits a bid. Bayern want to extend [@cfbayern, Bayern-Insider]

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Twitter · Jun 29, 2023, 11:32 PM

istg bro

[somber quest]

Pavard for mazraoui and we're winning it all

[somber quest]

His agent honks

[wispy nymph]

Id prefer hernandez over both of them, but it surprised me he left for PSG

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/FCBMDaily/status/1674678259798114304?t=VR6wrtPi3fF7XFLkSnb_Rw&s=19

Bayern Daily (@FCBMDaily)

📰 – During yesterday's meeting with Rafaela Pimenta, Juventus also talked about Noussair Mazraoui, who is 'leaving Bayern Munich', but the Bianconeri want a RB with more experience in Serie A.

[@DiMarzio,🥇]

Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 7:16 AM

?????????

this club confuses me so much

what happened to loyal players

[ancient karma]

bruh

[proper wind]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1674682301987389440?t=oDF-ld6p_O7V4t7WPuSUkg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Noussair Mazraoui's agent Rafaela Pimenta offered the player to Juventus during a meeting with the Italian club yesterday. Juve are looking for a right-back, but would prefer someone with Serie A experience [@DiMarzio, @SkySport]

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 7:32 AM

[opal wing]

Mazraoui never rly got to prove his worth this season. But I think he can do really well next season if he doesn’t get wrecked by injuries

[humble trench]

Mazraoui was good this season, the team played so much better when he was playing

more stability in the attack it feels like

[ancient karma]

saudi is goin crazy

next season will be crazy fo sho

i watched a few games of al-nassr last season (22/23 is old now lol)

[neon atlas]

mazraoui was injured innit

also davis agent being a pussieee man

[proper wind]

davies' agent obviously loves madrid he's been twerking for them in interviews

but apparently davies plans on staying at bayern

[tidal hornet]

Lets hope Davies can find a new agent then

[humble trench]

All for nothing lol

They'll never be relevant if no competition like UCL

[neon atlas]

they are signing players who will retire if they get an injury ir 2-3 years

[humble trench]

[somber quest]

Mucus aclnandes is finished imho

[tidal hornet]

Are there any players from Sevilla that would work in Bayern?

[humble trench]

Bono

Lamela would cook

[somber quest]

His ass is not cooking

[tired prism]

Thoughts on our fixture schedule?

[humble trench]

MD3

It's joever

[neon atlas]

people completely forgot about upa after city game

[neon atlas]

bono

maybe el neysri

[humble trench]

ye ofc

[frank void]

hi

[neon atlas]

hi

[exotic python]

Kim and de ligt duo gonna be insane

Upa cdm too

[wispy nymph]

No he shouldn't be CDM

Never

[frank void]

hi how are u

[inland moth]

time to sell Davies

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1674790885979201538?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Axel Schuster (Vancouver Whitecaps CEO): "He (Davies' agent) confirmed to me the other day that many clubs are interested in Alphonso." [@goal]

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2023, 2:43 PM

sell next year or extend

let Stanisic play LB

[thorny spoke]

Sell davies = 0% ball knowledge

[frosty needle]

isn't Kyle Walker joining?

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1674758673984307200

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern are unwilling to sell Noussair Mazraoui as long as the transfer of Kyle Walker is not done yet. Even if the Englishman joins the club, it remains extremely doubtful Bayern would let Mazraoui go [@SPORTBILD]

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This is the most recent news we got about Walker

[frosty needle]

alright

[atomic comet]

Why did Axel...

oh right, sell on clause, i forgot we had that lol

[inland moth]

his agent is twerking for real Madrid

sell next year

[atomic comet]

tbh we'd do jackshit with the money though, in typical Whitecaps fashion lol

[inland moth]

sell to real Madrid next season

or to the prem

his agent is twerking for it literally

doubt the bosses are happy with him

[atomic comet]

if Davies goes to the prem RMA would have to play Camavinga at LB again....

[inland moth]

he's been talking about other clubs interest in the last interviews

I like Davies

but he's gotta go then

you cannot have you agent do this

[atomic comet]

I doo too (for well, obvious reasons) but if he's in a situation like this, i wouldn't get in his way about moving

[azure idol]

hmm what's going on guys

[inland moth]

we'd sell him

it's not like We desperately need him

there are other good LB on the market

he's also not great at defending

[atomic comet]

he did also say that he'd like to play as a winger one day just like how he played with us, so maybe that's another factor perhaps?

[azure idol]

i think alex telles is good lb

[inland moth]

real have vini

[atomic comet]

true they do have Vini, but would he be ok with playing as a RW though?

[inland moth]

they have one tho

don't they

[atomic comet]

they have Rodrygo but who else do they have?

[inland moth]

yeah

Rodrigo would start over Davies

more experience

[atomic comet]

meh, i'm just throwing ideas around

[inland moth]

I doubt real will sign him

see prem more likely

he can still extend

but I feel like his agent thinks Bayern's just a steping stone

I really like Davies as person

but I've been unhappy with his defending

he's more of a winger

if you agent talks this much about other clubs it's a sign

[humble trench]

3 atb fixes these problems

Also we either extend this summer or sell this summer

Next year his price will fall for like 30M

Since 1 year left on contract

If Davies loves this club he'll get a new agent and extend this summer

[somber quest]

Sell davies if hes running down his contract

I cant bother with these players

Play stanisic, he deserves it, 0 moaning, performs when asked never complains,, and ... Hes a bavarian by heart

[inland moth]

fr

I also think Stanisic got the best potential in our defense

[humble trench]

Stanigoat needs to play more

Let him be the RB sub

SIGN KANE

WHY ARENT WE SIGNING KANE

[thorny hare]

I mean tbf i do understand the uncertainty cuz so many staff changes

[humble trench]

🤦‍♂️☠️☠️

[thorny hare]

Spurs be like that

They think they can get him to extend

If he gives them a clear no

Then it’s doable

[humble trench]

Bayern needs a 9

[exotic python]

Chill bro its coming lmao

[inland moth]

Osihmen

vlahovic

David

still options

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1674827343741829155 Sanitizer's back

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Official: Manchester United announce that Marcel Sabitzer and Wout Weghorst will return to Bayern Munich and Burnley 🚨🔴 #MUFC

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[humble trench]

If they keep him and win a trophy he'll extend

Personally think Ange will convince Kane to stay

[proper wind]

do u guys consider kimchi a bayern legend

[devout edge]

For sure

Kimmich is a top tier footballer

[exotic python]

Ofc

One of our best midfielders of the 2000s

Scratch that

Of all time

[devout edge]

Who's Kimchi

When I searched up kimchi bayern

Kimmich came up

[exotic python]

Kimmich hahah

Joshuaaa

[humble trench]

he's been here for 8 years now

of course

[devout edge]

Bro

What even is this comment

Kimmich was 15 in 2009

Wasnt even in Bayern

[humble trench]

Kimmich came from Stuttgart

In 2015

at age 20

[exotic python]

He’s a legend

Has done lots for the club

[devout edge]

Bro you said 2000s

[exotic python]

Like of the 2000s not that he joined 2000

2000s as of 2000 till now 2023 the present

[humble trench]

same with coman

also 8 years i think

[humble trench]

Now I see why you said that

We should seriously get Bono then

He said before he'll accept being 2nd choice keeper

And can be our #1 after Neuer for a couple of years

[strong saddle]

That would be awesome if we somehow get bono

[humble trench]

Maybe not a concrete option for now since we need ST, CDM, RB

I would invest that RB money into Bono

Trust in Stanigoat to be Maz sub

[neon atlas]

Good u?

[neon atlas]

Davis agent= Madrid Rider

[proper wind]

kimmich

[neon atlas]

Lol

[proper wind]

neuer is 37 and sommer is 34 + could leave this summer + isnt exactly that tall for a keeper

man if sommer was taller

he would have had such a better career

he has a fantastic reaction time

[humble trench]

kim and kimmich

[exotic python]

Not Davies fault his agent is riding it

[devout edge]

The guy said 2000s

[devout edge]

I have a suggestion for who you lot should have as ur keeper

[devout edge]

The keeper Bayern should get is:

[neon atlas]

Hell maw

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1675087438912397313?s=20

[devout edge]

Why

What's wrong with Ramsdale going to Bayern

[humble trench]

We don't need him

And never will

Spending over 30-40M on a keeper is crazy

[inland moth]

we have neuer

he wants to push 40

inshallah

[humble trench]

We need to find a new keeper by next summer

[devout edge]

Ramsdale would be the perfect fit

[devout edge]

You do when Sommer and Neuer leave

[humble trench]

Neuer is staying maybe 2 more years or 1

And we can get Bono to replace Sommer

[devout edge]

Ramsdale clears Bono any time of the day

[humble trench]

Bono could be #1 keeper after Neuer a couple years

[devout edge]

So Ramsdale would be the better option imo

[humble trench]

Bro we're not getting Ramsdale

He'd cost at least 50M

[plucky thicket]

get martinez!!!!!!!!!

[inland moth]

bono is 32

[plucky thicket]

LOL

watch me piss everyone off

[humble trench]

Which Martinez

[plucky thicket]

wtf

[humble trench]

??

[plucky thicket]

emi bruh

[humble trench]

The striker, the defender

[plucky thicket]

as a gk!!!

[humble trench]

Ah

[plucky thicket]

!!!!!!!

[devout edge]

€60M for Ramsdale

[humble trench]

Nah

[devout edge]

Seems like a good deal

[humble trench]

60M

Bruh

[devout edge]

Ramsdale is the best English keeper

[humble trench]

Nick Pope

[inland moth]

the board will find a solution

[humble trench]

Bono would cost like 15M

Since Sevilla are desperate for money

[inland moth]

he's too old at 32

[devout edge]

Bro

[inland moth]

would like a younger

[devout edge]

Who would take Bono over Ramsdale

Tf

[humble trench]

People who don't want to spend 60M on a keeper?

[inland moth]

Max should be 30 years old

[humble trench]

Bono could be a backup

And has at least 4-5 good years in him

If Neuer is still class at 37

[inland moth]

we'll find a keeper when the time comes

[humble trench]

Yeah

But Bono is a good backup since Neuer loves to go skiing

[devout edge]

But yeah like I said before

Neuer is getting old

And Sommer's time at Bayern seems short lived

[humble trench]

Like his height

[devout edge]

So Ramsdale moving to Bayern would be a good idea

If he wants to take his career to the next level

And really win trophies

[devout edge]

What's wrong with 60M on a keeper

Ramsdale is brilliant

The 60M will be worth it

[humble trench]

Imagine what we could do with 60M instead of on a keeper

Buy an actual CDM

[devout edge]

CDM: Kimmich

CM: Goretzka

Your midfield is already really good

[humble trench]

Oh yeah speaking of keepers

I think we'll get Kobel

[devout edge]

Not a good idea

Kobel will be a traitor

If you get Ramsdale which I think you should

He's not gonna be a traitor and he'll prove himself

[humble trench]

Kimmich isn't a CDM next season

[devout edge]

He can play as one

[humble trench]

Well he won't next season

He's a better 8

Than 6

[devout edge]

I feel a bit sorry for Bayern

They're a bit limited

They can't just get Vinicius Jr or Bukayo Saka

[humble trench]

We don't need them

[devout edge]

Why not?

[humble trench]

Overpriced

[inland moth]

we could also promote a youth gk

[humble trench]

Idk what happened to the concept of growing talents and getting talented players for cheap or even on a free

Instead of spending 80M on every player that could flop

[devout edge]

From the sounds of things

We see things differently

Idk I just see Ramsdale as the perfect fit for Bayern, he's young and he's a brilliant goalkeeper

Ramsdale should be England's number 1

But we have Southgate as our manager

[humble trench]

Ramsdale won't leave England anyways

He'll either stay at Arsenal or go to a bigger club

In England

[humble trench]

We have Schenck I guess

He's going on loan

[inland moth]

I just wanna see how the kane thing goes for now

The Fee for kim will also be paid in the coming days

[humble trench]

Pay it today

Can't trust City

[devout edge]

Now I'm aware it's not FIFA 23 Career Mode

But imo it is a bit weird how some players choose not to leave England

So you'd rather play for England and win nothing

Than go to Germany and win the Bundesliga, German Cup, Champions League and other trophies

[devout edge]

Not everyone's like Levy

[humble trench]

?

[devout edge]

A lot of people will let their players go

If that's what they want

[tidal hornet]

He's talking about City hijacking Kim

[inland moth]

won't happen tho

[devout edge]

I mean atm

City are a better club than Bayern

[inland moth]

striker tax inshallah

[devout edge]

But at the same time, Kim will be a sub probably

[tidal hornet]

Who are we using over Kim?

[inland moth]

depends

we could play 3 at the back

[tidal hornet]

Or did you mean Kim would be a sub at City if he went there?

[inland moth]

kim Upamecano and de ligt

[devout edge]

Yes

[tidal hornet]

I know plenty of City fans would hate me saying this, but Bayern v City didn't count. Too much dumb stuff was going on for this to be the real Bayern

[devout edge]

Ngl if Bayern kept Lewa

Bayern would still be doing well

Lewa was their best player and he had to go

[tidal hornet]

We need a striker and Tuchel needs to settle in

[inland moth]

tuchel didn't had a pre season

[devout edge]

Lewa didn't do you any favours tbh

I feel like Lewa should have stayed at Bayern

There was no point leaving

[long fox]

This is gonna be a long ass ST saga, huh?

[inland moth]

prob

[tidal hornet]

Exactly. And his very first match or so was taking a striker-less Bayern against City

[inland moth]

Give me kane

[long fox]

Can't go into the new season without a striker

[inland moth]

levy keeping him hostage

[devout edge]

Ngl

[long fox]

Give me Kane or Vlaho

[inland moth]

then ask about Osihmen

[devout edge]

Lewandowski leaving Bayern Munich was unnecessary and a weird thing to do

If Lewandowski stayed at Bayern

[long fox]

Osimhen won't happen

[devout edge]

Bayern wouldn't be in this mess

And Lewandowski would be Bayern and the Bundesliga's top goal scorer

[inland moth]

Board masterclass

[long fox]

We ain't paying 200 mil

[plucky thicket]

and he left for barca 💀

💀💀💀

[inland moth]

could be less

[plucky thicket]

why barca over bayern bro

wtf

bayern>>>

[inland moth]

150 mil is more likely

but that's still

[long fox]

Still

[inland moth]

much

[devout edge]

"Robert Lewandowski said a desire for a new challenge motivated his decision to leave Bayern Munich and sign for Barcelona, while also fulfilling his “dream” of playing in LaLiga."

[inland moth]

basically our whole budget

[long fox]

Bayern don't wanna pay more than 100 mil

[plucky thicket]

why barca 💀

even atletico is better than barca

[long fox]

So either Kane, Vlaho or Füllkrug (god no)

[inland moth]

David?

no?

[tidal hornet]

To be fair, he scared Benzema away from La Liga in just one season

[inland moth]

if Füllkrug comes we are finished

[plucky thicket]

benzema is ass bro, he had it comin

hes a one season wonder

[devout edge]

Lewa said he achieved everything but he didn't

Lewandowski isn't Bayern and the Bundesliga's top goal scorer

So Lewa made a silly decision

[plucky thicket]

bro he achieved a loss against man united in europa

[devout edge]

😭

[long fox]

Not sure if all this transfer silence is a good or a bad thing

[plucky thicket]

bayern is a farmer

i hate bayern and love bayern

i hate them in the league, love them in the ucl

[long fox]

Wtf are these roles my guy lmao

[tidal hornet]

As long as Bayern are actually doing things and sorting everything out, I'm fine with them keeping things quiet

[plucky thicket]

hell nah

we need kane

actually

[long fox]

That's the thing

[plucky thicket]

kane needs us

[tidal hornet]

The silence just makes fans restless, but I'd be just as restless seeing "Bayern are trying to get [player]" anyway

[neon atlas]

We both need each others

Soulmates

Two soul one body

[true tendon]

Prestige most likely

[humble trench]

Without selling Lewa we wouldn't have De Ligt

Simple as that

[true tendon]

Yeah selling lewa was the right choice, but we needed an actual striker

[plucky thicket]

bro since lewa left, yall almost lost to dortmund 💀

they just bottled it

[humble trench]

No striker tax

[true tendon]

A true striker, not an old winger supposed to adjust

[plucky thicket]

kane is a need

[true tendon]

I agree

[exotic python]

He’s Rly bad💀

[plucky thicket]

no shtt

[true tendon]

Lafont wouldn’t be bad

[exotic python]

I like lafont

[plucky thicket]

for some reason, im imagining mbappe to bayern

bro

my mind is cursed

[exotic python]

We shouldn’t worry about keepers now tho

We got more important things

[true tendon]

I mean we have ulreich, unless they all get injured no need to worry

I don’t see the fuss

[exotic python]

Sommer might stay one season aswell

[true tendon]

Wow another winger let’s go

[devout edge]

Yh but Lewa's the best player for Bayern

He's your star student

[plucky thicket]

yea but he could actually play as striker

[devout edge]

How is Ramsdale bad

[tidal hornet]

What do you mean "student"?

[true tendon]

He doesn’t want to apparently

[devout edge]

Arsenal finished 2nd in the league

And Ramsdale did really well

[devout edge]

I mean he was the best player for Bayern

[tidal hornet]

We could get Kobel for cheaper

[exotic python]

I dont like his goalkeeping

[tidal hornet]

If we had any interest in buying a keeper this summer

[exotic python]

Bro thinks he’s Neuer

[true tendon]

I honestly wouldn’t say that lewa was the best player on Bayern

[devout edge]

Ramsdale would make more sense

[devout edge]

It wouldnt work bc Kobel would be a traitor

[plucky thicket]

he looks like a walmart neuer tho

LOL

[devout edge]

And Ramsdale deserves to take his career to the next level

[true tendon]

How old is ramsdale?

[devout edge]

Ramsdale should be England's number 1 keeper

But we have Southgate as our manager

[exotic python]

25

[true tendon]

Ah thanks

[plucky thicket]

ederson is overrated

[exotic python]

Pope should

[plucky thicket]

hes good but bro

overrated

[devout edge]

Bro why did u bring up Ederson 😭

[tidal hornet]

A lot of English players are tbh

[true tendon]

We shouldn’t get a keeper

[plucky thicket]

because im trying to piss ppl off

LOL

[true tendon]

A DM maybe but we need a ST

[devout edge]

What's wrong with his keeping

[devout edge]

Well if Ramsdale stays fit and keeps going

He'll be the next Neuer

I mean

Ramsdale and Neuer are sweeper keepers

And Bayern love sweeper keepers

So they have the same playing style

[true tendon]

I mean if we can get him for cheap maybe

[timid acorn]

What about costa

[plucky thicket]

ramsdale was so kind to nottingham

[exotic python]

I dont like Ramsdale

He’s too short

Bring us lafont

[plucky thicket]

bro put height into the convo

[true tendon]

Height is one of the most important things idk what youre talking about

[exotic python]

Important

[plucky thicket]

LOL

[devout edge]

Wdym Costa

[exotic python]

Bayern has always played with tall keepers

[devout edge]

Diego Costa?

[plucky thicket]

HELP

[exotic python]

Diego costa is even shorter

[timid acorn]

No rui costa

[plucky thicket]

IM DEAD BRO

DIEGO COSTA 💀💀💀

[exotic python]

💀💀

[timid acorn]

ARE U STUPID

[true tendon]

Someone told me we should bring in pulisic 💀

[devout edge]

💀 💀 💀

[timid acorn]

COSTA MEANS DIEGO COSTA

[exotic python]

He should go to the MLS

[plucky thicket]

IM DEA

[timid acorn]

WHY WHOULD ANYOTHER COSTA BECOME GK

DUMBASS

[plucky thicket]

GAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[true tendon]

Ikr

[devout edge]

Ramsdale is one of the best keepers in the world

So 60M for him seems fair

Dont u think?

[true tendon]

He would flop in the Saudi league

[timid acorn]

Arsenal wont sell.

[true tendon]

(Pulisic)

[timid acorn]

Go for emi

[plucky thicket]

everyone flops in the saudi league

[timid acorn]

Dibu

[plucky thicket]

YES

[tidal hornet]

Spending 60m on a keeper

[timid acorn]

To much ong

[plucky thicket]

but i dont think emi would bode well with the bayern play style

[true tendon]

I think we could get Lafont for cheap

[timid acorn]

He dances?

[devout edge]

If Ramsdale wants to leave Arsenal they would either:

• Let him go
• Keep him for 1 more season until they can find another keeper

[true tendon]

They almost went down this season

[plucky thicket]

hes argentina

argentina and germans dont have good relations

LOLLOL

2014 flashbacks

[exotic python]

Ramsdale would want to stay in arsenal

[timid acorn]

Bro lafont is 5 star skiller with 5/5 weak foot

[tidal hornet]

Messi every time in the Allianz Arena

[devout edge]

Bayern clears Arsenal

Plus Ramsdale is a Stoke yute

[plucky thicket]

💀💀💀

[devout edge]

Not an Arsenal yute

[exotic python]

Clear of em on high levels But he believes in their project i bet

[devout edge]

So it wouldnt make sense for him to stay

[true tendon]

What do y’all think about chiesa or however you spell his name

The guy on juve

[devout edge]

He'd do brilliant at Bayern

Bayern should get him

[true tendon]

Honestly we could always trade goretzka or someone for him

[exotic python]

I dont think so tbh

[exotic python]

Rather trade goretzka for a midfielder

[true tendon]

We got Lamier and guierro coming in anyway

[devout edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxuzizwXwAM69Uy.jpg:large

Imagine if this happened

[true tendon]

And potentially gravenburch staying

[devout edge]

If this happened the Bayern fans would be celebrating

For sure

[exotic python]

Neuer got some seasons left in him No need to spend so much on a new keeper and sommer is prob staying one more season

[exotic python]

Overpriced asf

Would’ve cooked for us tho

[devout edge]

If you got Rice for 100M

It'd be worth it for such an amazing CDM

[true tendon]

Nah

Amrabat would be way cheaper

[devout edge]

I suppose

[exotic python]

English players are almost always overpriced asf

[true tendon]

Yeah

[exotic python]

Kane is an exception

Bro u did not just say that

💀

[true tendon]

💀

At least there’s no more talk about bringing in Ronaldo

[devout edge]

I mean

CR7 would have been good for you

But he decided to go to Saudi

Bayern didn't want him which is sad tbh

[true tendon]

Not in the slightest would be good for us

[devout edge]

Ronaldo would have scored a lot for Bayern

Ronaldo would have probably scored 24 goals in 32 appearances

That's my guess

[true tendon]

No one is more important than the club

[devout edge]

This is true

However

Cristiano Ronaldo would have done amazing for Bayern

[true tendon]

That’s why Ronaldo got kicked out

And the wages would’ve been way to much

[devout edge]

Bayern can afford expensive wages

[true tendon]

6 years ago maybe

[true tendon]

Board would refuse anyway

[exotic python]

CR7 is selfish asf

I do not want him here

[devout edge]

Bayern were paying Mane €350,000 a week

So if Bayern were paying CR7 €500,000 a week

Bayern could afford that

[exotic python]

He’s finished

[true tendon]

We should offer 70 mil + a player for Kane

[devout edge]

He's not

The reason why Cristiano Ronaldo performed badly at United is simple

[true tendon]

He is ngl