bayern-munich

[devout edge]

So if Rice rejected Arsenal

[digital flax]

he doesn't want to leave England

[devout edge]

He'll probably go to Bayern

[humble trench]

We tried already

Now it's time for De Jong ball

[digital flax]

Kimmich and DJ pivot

not good

[humble trench]

Wdym

[digital flax]

He doesn't have a great defensive rate

[humble trench]

If you watched netherlands in nations league I literally saw the CB's play as striker and De Jong was only defender lmao

That's the difference between him and Goretzka

[digital flax]

okay and?

this doesn't mean anything

[humble trench]

Goretzka wants to play as 2nd striker while De Jong defends

[digital flax]

It just means that's a coach plan

[humble trench]

There's more to a player than defending

[devout edge]

Bro thinks he's Muller

[digital flax]

Sure but we want a player to stabilize the midfield

[humble trench]

Then who is available

[digital flax]

and he needs to be both good defensively and offensively

[humble trench]

That is also good

[digital flax]

this is the thing no world class 6 is available

[devout edge]

Kimmich does the job

[digital flax]

[devout edge]

Good stamina

[devout edge]

You alr have one, Kimmich

[humble trench]

Kimmich is a better 8

[digital flax]

He does the job but we think he's better going forward

[devout edge]

Ngl the players you lot probably want r too expensive bc of ur budget

[humble trench]

That's why we either play 3 atb or get a good 8 instead

[digital flax]

That are in the market btw

[devout edge]

You lot probably want Vini and De Bruyne but they're too expensive

So u can't get them

[humble trench]

This isn't fifa lol

[digital flax]

Nobody wants KDB

[humble trench]

I wouldn't even dream of them at our club

[digital flax]

We already have Muller and Jamal

[devout edge]

Aren't Bayern wanting to save money when getting players

Bc Bayern don't spend a lot

So that's why I said what I said

[humble trench]

We don't need to spend 100M per player for them to be good

[digital flax]

^^^

[humble trench]

I think our 2020 UCL final team cost less than 100M

[devout edge]

Bayern have the best academy in the world

They focus on their youth

[digital flax]

PL mentality not always good

[digital flax]

[humble trench]

Not really

[digital flax]

No we don't bro

[humble trench]

We're just good at buying young players

And they turn out to be amazing

[devout edge]

You turned an irrelevant Canadian LB into one of the best full backs in the world

[humble trench]

Ye but he didn't come from our academy

[digital flax]

He wasn't irrelevant

[humble trench]

A team with a good academy is Barca

[devout edge]

Idk how to describe it

Best training

[digital flax]

but he was 16 when he came

[devout edge]

Scouting system where you develop players into better players

Idk what u call it

It's where you put the players through a system at the club and they improve

[humble trench]

I mean we're good at that

[digital flax]

yeah, scouting especially with Neppe and Brazzo previously was very good

[devout edge]

That's what you call it

[digital flax]

Davies, Musiala, Tel

[devout edge]

Bayern have the best scouts in the world

Not academy

[humble trench]

Yes

[proper wind]

yes

[devout edge]

I didn't know what to call it at first

[humble trench]

We also signed one of the best australian wingers

[devout edge]

But they have the best scouting system

[devout edge]

Who?

[proper wind]

i was just thinking about that

[humble trench]

Nestory irankunda

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671864849326919683

[proper wind]

did irankunda actually join

[humble trench]

I think so

[humble trench]

So no walker?

[proper wind]

kerry hau >>> fabrice hawkins so i trust this

[digital flax]

He's slow and sometimes lacks position awareness

[proper wind]

pau?

[humble trench]

He'll cook in a back 3

[digital flax]

Yes

BUT

[proper wind]

tuchel dont do that unfortunately

[digital flax]

as a backup maybe I will take

[devout edge]

You know who Bayern should get

Caicedo from Brighton

He's a very good youngster who's performing well for Brighton

[proper wind]

35/40 is kinda excessive for a backup

[humble trench]

I heard Caicedo only wants Chelsea

[proper wind]

too expensive

[devout edge]

Munich would turn him into a world class midfielder

What do u lot think?

[proper wind]

brighton want like 120 i think

[digital flax]

Don't think our board knows him

[proper wind]

the board is literally monitoring his situation

[humble trench]

De Ligt, Kim, Upa, Pau, Stanišic

[proper wind]

or is that sarcasm

[humble trench]

All CB's

[proper wind]

💀

[devout edge]

Apologies if I sounded like a clueless chicken, I'm on College WiFi and ur messages didn't come up

[digital flax]

Do they? Monitoring FC

[humble trench]

No way we have a player like Pau or Upa be 4th choice CB lmao

[proper wind]

according to fabrizio yeah

[humble trench]

In a back 4

[proper wind]

if we get KMJ we dont necessarily need pau

[digital flax]

Back 2

[humble trench]

I was thinking of 2 CBs only

Since 3 atb is 3 CB's

[devout edge]

Yeah but he has potential

[digital flax]

We do there is no lcb/lb alternative to Davies

[devout edge]

And Bayern are the best in the world at making players fill their potential

[humble trench]

What did we get Guerreiro again for?

[tidal hornet]

I think Kim is the Pavard replacement and Torres is the Hernandez replacement

[digital flax]

all of them have potential if you think about it

[devout edge]

Caicedo is one of the best youngsters imo and he's getting a lot of attention

So Bayern should get him

[proper wind]

de ligt lcb upa/kmj rcb stanisic can also play cb no?

[digital flax]

Wait forget it

[devout edge]

Some have more than others

[digital flax]

Guerrero

[proper wind]

ye

[devout edge]

I mean high high potential

Some players have low potential

They stay the same

[digital flax]

But it's always a good idea to have lcb in the squad

[devout edge]

Bayern have too many CBs, no way one of them will wanna be a sub

A good deal is whoever will be a sub for Bayern, give the sub to us

[digital flax]

Maybe it's 3atb after all

[devout edge]

Lol

[proper wind]

2-4-4

trust

[devout edge]

2 defenders

[proper wind]

4 strikers 🔥

[tidal hornet]

Will any of them score?

[proper wind]

absolutely not 🔥🔥🔥

[devout edge]

Even if Maldini and Cannavaro were gonna play as 2 CBs

Still awful

[proper wind]

we have de ligt its ok

[devout edge]

2 CBs is bad

[digital flax]

Wanna do quick comparison

[devout edge]

Sure

[humble trench]

Cookin

[digital flax]

Who are these players?

[humble trench]

Pau and Upa?

[digital flax]

No

[humble trench]

Bayern players?

[digital flax]

that's a big hint

[humble trench]

Upamecano one of them?

[digital flax]

No

[humble trench]

De Ligt?

[digital flax]

Yeah and ?

[humble trench]

Kim?

[digital flax]

Yep

[humble trench]

Which is which

[digital flax]

What do you think?

[devout edge]

What is this lmao

[humble trench]

Red is de ligt

Pink

[digital flax]

Players comparison

[digital flax]

[humble trench]

My days

Kim is Sule replacement

[digital flax]

Süle??

[humble trench]

Check bottom left

Similar stats

[digital flax]

He’s never been that good

[humble trench]

Bundesliga best defender vs Serie A best defender

Both in 1 team

[digital flax]

De ligt is similar to 37 years old Ramos

[devout edge]

Bro

Did you have to do him like that

[digital flax]

Maybe

[devout edge]

What did he do to you 🤦‍♂️

[humble trench]

Ramos was only one trying in UCL vs us

[digital flax]

He had good season but I do not think he is that great yet

He passes sideways and backwards

doesnt like taking risk a lot

[devout edge]

De Ligt has lots of potential

He's young

[digital flax]

you keep saying these words

[devout edge]

He'll learn eventually

To take ur career to the next level

You can't be stuck in one spot

[digital flax]

We’ll see about that

But i expect Kim to be very competitive

[devout edge]

Wait

You know who'd be a good striker for Bayern

Julian Alvarez

Alvarez is a very good player but he's a sub for City

[digital flax]

Julian is not a 9

[devout edge]

I think he'd rather be a starter than a sub

[devout edge]

Hmm

[digital flax]

inside forward more like or a false 9

[devout edge]

Fair enough

I thought he started as a striker

[craggy siren]

I’d love to see Upamecano as a number 6 but I don’t think Tucheliban will do that

[devout edge]

My brain might be making stuff up

[digital flax]

Same issue with RKM

[digital flax]

Please no

just cuz someone is good on the ball and defender does not mean he’ll be a good midfielder

[devout edge]

Kane or Vlahovic would be good 9s for Bayern

[digital flax]

Kane or Osimhen

Thats it

[devout edge]

Juventus won't be playing Champions League football so Vlahovic would be good so why not Vlahovic

[digital flax]

mediocre

[humble trench]

Allegri tax

Juve tax

[devout edge]

Fair enough

You know what you want from your club

[digital flax]

Biggest lie

[devout edge]

I personally think Vlahovic would do good for Bayern but if it costs too much money and he wouldn't fit for you that's fair enough

[humble trench]

Everyone under Allegri play like Goretzka

[digital flax]

You can see from just watching him a bit he's not good

[devout edge]

He was good at Fiorentina

I'll check how much goals he's scored for Juventus

[digital flax]

Yeah Fiorentina

[humble trench]

When he wasn't playing haram arrow formation counter attack ball

[digital flax]

now is the future

[devout edge]

If someone's good at a club like Fiorentina then it speaks levels

Bc imagine what someone can be with a more organised squad

Better players and better training

[digital flax]

he is not even good against low blocks or in the air for his height

[humble trench]

Still young

[digital flax]

its not even funny

[devout edge]

Some players can't head even tho they're tall

R9

Paul Pogba

[digital flax]

We are not experimenting here

[digital flax]

that's their issue then

[humble trench]

And everyone who's good is 100M

[devout edge]

If Bayern was to sell a player for €50M, would Bayern's budget go from €150M to €200M

[humble trench]

Point being we either get a player for 70-80M or stick to Fullkrug and his experiences

[devout edge]

Bc Chelsea spent £600M on players by selling them I think

[digital flax]

you gotta pay the price or wait for your time

[timid acorn]

Tax

[devout edge]

Selling and buying them

[digital flax]

70-80 for Vlahovic 😭😭😭

[humble trench]

70M

[digital flax]

When Kane is 10-20m more

[humble trench]

80M i mean for someone like Goncalo Ramos

[digital flax]

You kidding

[humble trench]

You mean 100M as well

[timid acorn]

70-75 is the best option,over that,he a flop

[digital flax]

Not so much difference

[timid acorn]

Kane wont leave spurs

[digital flax]

Too much

50m imo

[timid acorn]

His trophy less will stay at soirs

Spurs

[digital flax]

He will imo

[timid acorn]

Ik its to much but its juve

[devout edge]

Tax?

[digital flax]

He wanted to leave for city but spurs’s owner did not let him

[devout edge]

I'm not that experienced on how taxes work in the footballing world

[digital flax]

he even protested

[devout edge]

Jesus christ

Daniel Levy is Putin 2.0

[digital flax]

Depends on country

and income

[timid acorn]

About 10%-30% goes to fifa

Depending on the fifa rules

[devout edge]

So Bayern's budget is €150M. If they sold Kimmich to Madrid for €120M, would Bayerns budget be €270M.

Bc I think Chelsea selling players is how they spent £600M on players

[digital flax]

Fifa gets nothing??

[timid acorn]

They do

Thats why they keep wc at qatar

Greeddy idiots

[digital flax]

There is probably agent commission

[digital flax]

😭😭😭

[timid acorn]

They made the wc 26 look like my class project of 1st grade ong

[devout edge]

I think Bayerns budget would go up

If they sold a player

[humble trench]

Bruh no wonder they take about that much in fifa as well

[long fox]

This channel's more active than ever lol

[digital flax]

What does that even mean

[devout edge]

I'm the only other person who's joined lol

[proper wind]

fr

[humble trench]

Sell a player for 50M and I only get 40M in budget

[digital flax]

it has nothing to do with player transfers

[proper wind]

they take 10% in fifa

[timid acorn]

You did not see the wc 26 logo?

[devout edge]

WC 26?

[humble trench]

They also take in FUT

[devout edge]

Idk what it is bro

[humble trench]

5%

[devout edge]

Bc how can Chelsea spend £600M in a season

[humble trench]

Saudi money

[proper wind]

not 1 transfer window

1 season

p sure

[humble trench]

Also they found loopholes

Like giving players 8-9 year contracts

[digital flax]

You mean fifa the game?

[humble trench]

Yes

[timid acorn]

Look at fifa mobile😭

[devout edge]

That explains it

[proper wind]

yes someone mentioned fifa

so i replied to that

[digital flax]

I thought you mean FIFA

[devout edge]

FIFA Mobile is bad

[humble trench]

16M that could've gone to buy Kyle Walker irl

[devout edge]

I play FIFA 23 on the Nintendo Switch

And it's way better

Although I haven't played it in a long time

Bc I've been playing PES 2009 on the Wii

[humble trench]

Comparing console to phones

But Switch is also bad compared to actual consoles

[devout edge]

Yh but FIFA on Switch is good

[exotic python]

American oil

[devout edge]

True

Bayern is unique

Bayern don't spend lots of money

Unlike Madrid and City

Question to Bayern fans:

Would you want Mahrez?

[tidal hornet]

Can we just get Haaland and call it a day?

[devout edge]

Nah

Haaland would be a traitor

[humble trench]

The Haaland we're getting

[devout edge]

Who is this

[humble trench]

Hojlund

[versed jay]

a striker of Bayern?

[devout edge]

He's probably not even 1% the player Haaland is

[humble trench]

Nah he's good

Trust on this

Carrying this finished Danish team every game

But he'll be good for Bayern as a rotational player

Rotate between him and Tel

Most Bayern fans would agree as it gives Tel game time so win win

[devout edge]

Ngl

If Toney didn't get a gambling ban

Munich could have gotten him

20 goals in 33 appearances for Brentford

[humble trench]

There was no rumors of us getting him

[devout edge]

I know

But I'm saying he could have been a good target

If he didn't gamble

[devout edge]

Would you have wanted Toney?

[humble trench]

My #1 replacement for Lewy has always been Vlaho

2nd option is another story

[devout edge]

Tee wouldn't agree 😂😂😂

Kane and Osimhen better tbh

[versed jay]

Kane is old

[devout edge]

Still amazing

30 isn't old lol

[humble trench]

Old for price I guess

[tidal hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671884890072301570

[humble trench]

But better than Haaland

[versed jay]

haaland needs kevin lol

[humble trench]

What's vxtwitter

New way to see tweets?

[tidal hornet]

A way to get tweets embedded on Discord when normal twitter doesn't work

[humble trench]

Let me test

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671892137124982785?t=9cuyN7LxhUG64WzGAX0HrA&s=19

Nice

[tidal hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671884906790793217

[exotic python]

Yh lmao

[neat dome]

How likely is it that we will sell Davies,Pavard and possibly Mane in the same window?

How likely is it we sign Kim min JAE and declen rice If Kimmich leaves || (but honestly why would he, we are the biggest if not one of the biggest in the world) ||

[tidal hornet]

Why would we want Rice to replace Kimmich?

[neon atlas]

yes

[humble trench]

0%

[humble trench]

0%

[neon atlas]

we are one of the biggest itw

tbh

[neat dome]

Maybe not Davies but surely pavard and mane ?

Or just pavard even oh and hernandez

[neat dome]

If he leaves

[neon atlas]

he wont.

[exotic python]

Davies wants to stay and Davies is loved by Bayern

[warped nexus]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671852398355128320

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Juventus are willing to listen to offers for Federico Chiesa this summer, and value him at €60m. As of now, Liverpool is the club with the most concrete interest, preparing a €40m bid. Bayern, Chelsea and PSG are monitoring the situation [@GiovaAlbanese]

Likes

1507

Twitter · Jun 22, 2023, 12:07 PM

[neon atlas]

Chiesa ain't worth 60

That is juve smoking

[rain pollen]

Kim Min Jae possibly to Bayern

[neon atlas]

where do u guys rank bayern in top 4

i rank 3

behind madrid and milan respectively

[long fox]

2nd

[devout edge]

Random question

But would anyone have wanted Mbappe for 100 million euros

If this was real, it isn't but I'm just saying

[tidal hornet]

Keep Müller

[thorny spoke]

Sell Five

[humble trench]

ofc lol

[humble trench]

Yea

Even if he wants 30M a year

[exotic python]

He barely goes for anything anymore

Just keep him for team spirit and he’s still good

Club legend

[sullen idol]

is there a chance ki min jae transfer cancelled?

[tidal hornet]

I think the only way it could happen is if City hijack

[sullen idol]

lol

[tidal hornet]

So it's not likely. City are after other players more, aren't they?

[sullen idol]

i hope he is loyal

so who do you think will be first 2 cb

deligt and ki min jae?

upa bench?

[opal wing]

Guerreiro was announced on the Bayern Instagram

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1672152744352792579

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

OFFICIAL: Bayern have completed the signing of Raphaël Guerreiro on a free transfer. The Portuguese has signed a 3-year contract until 2026 ✍️🇵🇹

Likes

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Twitter · Jun 23, 2023, 8:00 AM

[humble trench]

Servus Rapha 🫡

Our 2nd best midfielder for now

(Not including CAM's)

[devout edge]

Muller is a very attacking player

I don't think any1 would wanna sell Muller

[devout edge]

That's cap

Muller is the kind of player every club wants

He doesn't try and be the star of the show

He helps the other team out

Nah Muller's good wym

[lapis sigil]

Bro Muller goated

How high are you

[humble trench]

coming from a Barca fan, so its real.

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/FutSheriff/status/1672182328448233473?s=20

Fut Sheriff (@FutSheriff)

🚨Neuer🇩🇪 is coming as SHAPESHIFTERS 🔥

Position?👀

Make sure to follow @FutSheriff and @Criminal__x !

#fifa23

Likes

1345

Twitter · Jun 23, 2023, 9:58 AM

[glass otter]

Let the tears flow in

[exotic python]

Kimmich and de ligt has literally been our best players this season

[cursive herald]

He gonna play midfielder.or LB

Either way him and konrad

Good business

Two good signings on free moves no matter what case

[digital flax]

https://twitter.com/GGFN_/status/1672204702660870146

Get German Football News (@GGFN_)

Bayern Munich will attempt to sign both Harry Kane (29) and Randal Kolo Munai (24) this summer - Bayern get the impression Kane is open to moving to the Bundesliga. (@cfbayern)
https://t.co/cEqRMQTbZt

Twitter · Jun 23, 2023, 11:27 AM

with what money falk?

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1672205056307871744

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern have been speaking with Harry Kane's family and have been given the impression he's open to moving to the Bundesliga. The message from the Kane family is that the striker is still thinking about going to the Bundesliga [@cfbayern, @caughtoffside]

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Twitter · Jun 23, 2023, 11:28 AM

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1672205960440430592?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel is not just dreaming of one striker – he would love to have two new strikers, which is a big challenge for the bosses. Kane would be his #1 target, possibly with Kolo Muani. Whether they can get the money together is a big question [@cfbayern, @caughtoffside]

Likes

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Twitter · Jun 23, 2023, 11:32 AM

[tidal hornet]

We really trying to keep Tel away from the pitch

[neon atlas]

its not the first time man

he did same thing with tammy abraham

[neon atlas]

cm

[timid acorn]

That tax going to fifa

[digital flax]

what tax there is no tax

[neon atlas]

bayer mooshin

[proper wind]

kimmich isn't a defender + what does that have to do with anything

defenders can be the best players of a team

[devout edge]

BRO

I PREDICTED THIS

I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT KANE SHOULD GO TO MUNICH

[digital flax]

Yeah, good city

better than London imo

[neon atlas]

yeah

maybe he will speak better english after drinking ur beers

[devout edge]

Ngl mate

Ur probably not wrong

[humble trench]

what formation we playin?

[exotic python]

Kimmich is a midfielder

[humble trench]

defensive midfielder

[proper wind]

transitioned to an 8 now

not a defensive mid anymore which is why we wanted rice

[humble trench]

Maybe 3-4-2-1 or 3-5-2

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM MIKM

[neon atlas]

prolly second

[proper wind]

if we get 2 strikers then yes

[neon atlas]

so tuchel is completely not interested in starting tel?

[exotic python]

Literally plays rly much in attack i wont call that a cdm

Honestly we can sell Lucas for like 50m

Thats good for us to buy players with

[opal wing]

Kim Min Jae - Upamecano - De Ligt

Center-Back Partnership would be insane

[analog seal]

why arent we buying anumber 9 :(((

[humble trench]

I want Osimhen

[exotic python]

We all do

He would be perfect for our system

Tall 9 to recieve crosses

[humble trench]

we don't need anyone else

just Osimhen infront

but he costs 180m€ + 50m€ addons

[exotic python]

Only psg chelsea and city Who can afford that tbh

[humble trench]

City don't need a striker

they have Alvarez and Haaland already

[exotic python]

Dont mean that They should buy him only that They can afford him

[humble trench]

PSG have Mbappé for now

and Chelsea won't even think about buying osimhen

[exotic python]

They are gonna sell him This summer If he doesnt extend a year

[humble trench]

can we afford Osimhen

[exotic python]

Hell no lmao

[humble trench]

then vlahovic might be another option

[exotic python]

If we sell lucas for like 50m we have 200m

[humble trench]

unless we sell sadio mane to Newcastle

[exotic python]

And we havent bought Kim yet

[humble trench]

and Lucas to somewhere else

[exotic python]

Mane could be sold for some

[humble trench]

is pavard leaving for free?

I heard Liverpool want him

[exotic python]

Idek tbh

He got one season left on his current contract

[humble trench]

then we can get cash if we sell pavard he wants to leave anyway

[exotic python]

Yeah same with Lucas

But we also need to buy defenders

[humble trench]

Kim Min JAE we need

[exotic python]

We should secure Kim and get Walker

Walker might come as city wants hakimi

[humble trench]

we gotta get money for Osimhen

[exotic python]

I’m gonna be real

Its impossible

I hope tuchel still has talks with Vlaho

I dont see Bayern blowing the whole budget on one player aswell

[humble trench]

Davies wants to go to real

I think

[exotic python]

He dont

He Said in a interview that he could see himself becoming a Bayern legend

He said Bayern is a very Big club

Its his agent that is making things up

[humble trench]

what striker can we get then

[exotic python]

Vlahovic is a possibility

Kane said according to some sources that he could see himself playing in Bayern

Vlaho had positive talks with tuchel some weeks ago

Not much has been said in the recent weeks tho

About Vlaho

Kolo muani is more keen on playing for United as playing in the epl is his dream

[humble trench]

Kane would be the best

[exotic python]

I agree that he’s a very great striker But he’s sadly becoming old and got max like 3 years left

A move for 90m which is his market price wouldn’t be the smartest imo

And knowing spurs They will Ask for much more

[humble trench]

3 years is still good

[exotic python]

Yh i mean

Kane is that old school brexit type of 9 he would fit our system

[exotic python]

I would take him for 3 years

[ancient karma]

but he won't leave the prem

he wants to become the top-scorer of the pl

[exotic python]

He Said to according to some sources that he wants to move to the bundesliga

He wants to win trophies

[tidal hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1672205056307871744

He's "still thinking"

[humble trench]

Falk and random source reporting

[safe glen]

Well man wants to be remembered for being the prems and englands top scorer but also wants trophies

[tidal hornet]

How long will his record last with Haaland around?

[humble trench]

Long time

Haaland isn't staying until 30 at prem

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1672640823182376960?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Hansi Flick will be given September's games against Japan and France to prove that he can form a competitive team for Euro 2024. Flick was discussed critically within the DFB, mainly due to the many experiments, but the association is not ready yet to part ways with him [@BILD]

Likes

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Twitter · Jun 24, 2023, 4:20 PM

[devout edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_pdMh_VwAAe0jS.jpg

Me when I have 10 kids with a German woman and sell them all to Bayern Munich

[exotic python]

Does he wanna win trophies or not

[humble trench]

Bundesliga guaranteed every year

[exotic python]

Fr

[humble trench]

also destroying Barca is guaranteed

[strange copper]

as much as I don't like Dortmund and love Bayern I feel bad for Dortmund players and fans after losing cause of a tie

[pale topaz]

how did they bottle it like actually

[tidal hornet]

I'm amazed too

[pale topaz]

I was expecting for dortmund to win but they amazed me

[proper wind]

i saw someone say "huge bottlejob incoming" in the dortmund-mainz channel before the game

an hour later we were 1-0 up and dortmund were 2-0 down

[neon atlas]

I told u guys Mainz are op

[tidal hornet]

I'm pretty sure Dortmund would've bottled to Hamburg too

[ancient karma]

man was from the future

[sly scarab]

16:37 💀💀💀

[exotic python]

Its our heritage

[humble trench]

they missed penalty

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastien-haller-haller-dortmund-bvb-haller-dortmund-gif-26204758

[neon atlas]

Lol

[timid acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/redo-gif-26238713

[ancient karma]

ahem ahem

[vale pivot]

yo guys do you say bayern or munich?

[ancient karma]

bayern

[exotic python]

Bayern ofc

[timid acorn]

Bayern

Who says

“Hey mate,you support munich”

Them dummies will think thats a car company or some random ass lady on twitter complaining about aeroplane seats

[hallow flare]

exactly

like

imagine you go up to someone in a german accent

(NOT TO BE STEREOTYPICAL

“OI YOU HEARD OF MUNICH”

bro

they think it’s a historical leader

[tired prism]

So when are we getting kim min jae?

[tired prism]

Bayern Munich

[tired prism]

Cuz there's another Munich club

In the 3rd division

[ancient karma]

bruh

i am learning german tho

Ich bin Cruffy

Meine hobby ist fußall spielen

[ancient karma]

idk

[tired prism]

Ik a bit

@ancient karma u support both bayern and madrid?

[thorny hare]

bayern is for international, no1 knows 1860 munich

[tired prism]

They should

[exotic python]

Hmmmmm

[tired prism]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[proper wind]

1860 munich right

or whatever its called

[exotic python]

Yes

[devout edge]

Caicedo should go to Bayern

I've said it before

Caicedo can play in multiple positions

And Bayern can transform him

[rapid ginkgo]

We need a striker

[humble trench]

Who has Bayern been linked to recently?

[ancient karma]

yup

anyone there?

[neon atlas]

Hurry kane

Hopefully pau Torres and Kim min JAE will arrive

[ancient karma]

yeh

[humble trench]

KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM

[ocean nymph]

BEST DEFENDER

[humble trench]

i hope we sign frenkie

hes Bayern worthy for sure

[neon atlas]

Frenkie too obsessed with barca

Imagine rejecting 80 mil+the 20

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1673224267998134273

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

📸 Bayern's 2023 Oktoberfest kit leaked [IG/jerseyreview]

🔗 https://t.co/LFzT5VrOtI

Likes

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Twitter · Jun 26, 2023, 6:58 AM

[proper wind]

INSTANT COP

[humble trench]

?

[thorny spoke]

the only W jersey

[neon atlas]

?

[neon atlas]

this looks so fine

i wanna buy it man

[thorny spoke]

lmao how can u?

[exotic python]

Could Cook here

[exotic python]

Would be much better with the normal logo icl

[neon atlas]

is it unavaliable for fans

[thorny spoke]

I mean where will u buy?

[neon atlas]

idk

but i wanna buy it

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1673362385875116038?t=mx8SIbWRGdEYH0tJMqelTA&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Harry Kane is now Bayern's #1 transfer target. The club held positive talks with Kane's management/family in the past few days. Bayern have been told that if Kane were to move abroad, then to Munich. Club is optimistic they could get him for under €100m [@Plettigoal]

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Twitter · Jun 26, 2023, 4:07 PM

No Vlahović 😞

[strong saddle]

:(

Oh well

[glass otter]

kane > vlahovic

[humble trench]

For 3-4 years

And will probably leave on a free

[digital flax]

W

Kane >>>>>

[humble trench]

Warra investment 100M for Kane

[inland moth]

better then Füllkrug brotha

[tidal hornet]

3-4 years of Kane, then Tel succeeds him for many more years afterwards

[exotic python]

copping this

[neon atlas]

get taremi lol

cheaper kane

[proper wind]

no

[digital flax]

Good investment

He'll give 4-5 years easily

[digital flax]

What

[proper wind]

idk about 5 but minimum 3

hope he doesn't flop tho im never really confident in english players performing at bayern

[digital flax]

some of you need to watch football

[proper wind]

i think i might be included

[thorny hare]

kane so consistent tho

just not for england

[neon atlas]

im not lying tho

taremi bags goals

[digital flax]

so many players bag goals doesn't mean they are good enough

Football is not just g/a

[neon atlas]

taremi has been playing good

well he is a number 9

so

its about g/a

[digital flax]

he's not bayern level

[neon atlas]

or is he

[digital flax]

Not totally

[neon atlas]

yeah

well he would play better than chupo moting and injured mane surely

[digital flax]

You can score a lot but be bad against lowblock and in air

example Jonathan David

[neon atlas]

well

[exotic python]

We should buy Jonathan David

[neon atlas]

depends on height and ur jumping skill ig?

[exotic python]

He can play on the wing aswell

Very well at that

Both footed too

[neon atlas]

is he good at crossing/pass

[exotic python]

Got 4 assists this season in ligue 1 while mostly playing striker

Great potential

[neon atlas]

i guess

but i dont get it

everyone seems to hate or underestimate taremi

[digital flax]

😭😭

He's bad

no big club should go after him

[digital flax]

Vlahovic is tall and still shhit in air

[neon atlas]

uh well im talking about a situation where we are unable to buy none of em

also will they even sell vlaho

[digital flax]

We are Bayern Munich we should not go for cheap options

just cuz they are affordable

[neon atlas]

ur just tryna say expensive=better

thats not an always case bud

[digital flax]

I didn't say that

This is what I see here

[neon atlas]

wym by this

[digital flax]

read the next sentence

[exotic python]

How is he bad?

Bavarian warriors

[neon atlas]

we have never really spent alot on anyone

[digital flax]

There are only 2 strikers in the market who are 90% guaranteed to have big impact

[neon atlas]

except for some defenders

actually only two

and both are world class

[exotic python]

How is the deal for Kim looking like

[neon atlas]

one has won a world cup and other is one of the best itw rn

[exotic python]

Mbappe will go to real this window

[neon atlas]

dont think

[exotic python]

PSG will 100% sell him this summer If he dont extend one year

According to multiple sources the 1 year extension is not something PSG will accept now

Due to how Mbappe has been behaving

They will sell him

For the highest price they can get as he’ll leave on a free otherwise

[pulsar ember]

Oh

Yes we wanted the Mbappe

The Big Fast French man

PSG tryna brag Mbappe

Harry Kane destroyed his career with Totenham

Mbappe destroyed his young career at PSG

So he needs a club that wins

Titles

Regularly

And we need a new ST

Of Benzema leaving

But

[exotic python]

Mbappe is getting old already

[pulsar ember]

They all like LW

[pulsar ember]

24

[exotic python]

He’s 25

[pulsar ember]

24*

[exotic python]

Yeah mb

Still getting old

Around 25 is the prime

[pulsar ember]

But he's good use

[exotic python]

He’s wasting his career at psg

[pulsar ember]

Fr

[exotic python]

Oily club

[digital flax]

Inconsistent and not ideal against low block

[pulsar ember]

Liek Harry Kane at Tottenham

[exotic python]

Rather use him on the wing

As a cut inside winger

Competition for coman

[pulsar ember]

The fact that the Real Madrid strike prefer LW

[digital flax]

Why there are better than him on wings

[exotic python]

He’s only 23

[digital flax]

Okay and?

[exotic python]

Done much more than lets say nkunku this season

[digital flax]

We already have tel anyway

Who I suspect would be inside forwrad

[exotic python]

Tel is a pure 9, david is such a versatile player

I want him

[digital flax]

He's deffo not pure 9

[exotic python]

Tel is tall

[digital flax]

Can play on lw

[exotic python]

Still very young tho and i want some competition for positions

[digital flax]

Used as lw this season

[exotic python]

Makes players give more

Imagine David as lw in front of Davies

And kane striker

[digital flax]

sigh

just watch don't read too much into g/a

[exotic python]

I’ve been watching him

I like How he plays

Lille had a good season aswell

[neon atlas]

mbappe can play all 3 positions

lw

rw

st

[exotic python]

Yes

Could be a Ronaldo regen

If he drops psg

And focus on trophies

[digital flax]

So you are not analyzing him correctly then

[exotic python]

I think we see 2 different players lmao. We wont agree w everything it is what it is

[digital flax]

It's not just me lol

[exotic python]

Ik

I like to bet against the odds tho

Greater outcome

[digital flax]

I've seen so many people dislike him based on his attributes

Not just ga

[exotic python]

Both footed and versatile in attack

[digital flax]

We don't need versatility rn

[exotic python]

Always need it

[digital flax]

we need a target man

[exotic python]

Dont matter the club

Yh ofc

Striker is the highest priority

[digital flax]

Not currently unless someone leave

[exotic python]

Mane will be sold 99%

Gnabry too maybe

[digital flax]

We have Tel, Sane, Gnabry, Coman, Musiala , Muller and Mane

[exotic python]

Mane wont be staying

Sane has been mediocre

[digital flax]

don't forget also some good youth players

[exotic python]

I love stanisic

Hoping he stays for long in Bayern

[digital flax]

Not medicore or what you call Mane?

Sane had good games in second half

[exotic python]

Mane has been very bad sadly

Doesnt fit our system

[exotic python]

Picked up after the winter icl

[neon atlas]

we should sign ronaldo for 150 million

[digital flax]

The important thing he isn't mane

[exotic python]

Yh lmao

[exotic python]

He should stay with his ego in saudi

[neon atlas]

ronaldo can only get us champions league

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-manchester-ronaldo-united-ronaldo-manchester-united-cristiano-ronaldo-manchester-united-gif-23658163

[exotic python]

Ronaldo to Bayern would be a FIFA 23 transfer

[digital flax]

even gnabs who had bad season delivered very important goals in last 4-5 games

[exotic python]

Random asf

[thorny hare]

it would be bad

gonna go out of line here,but rn even sane > cr7

[exotic python]

Just a reminder that Al nassr was 1st on the table before Ronaldo joined💀

[thorny hare]

al hilal gonna dominate ngl

[neon atlas]

ronaldo had impact bro

the momentum

[thorny hare]

with all these players they buying

[exotic python]

Impact of bottling

[neon atlas]

the finishing'

the sui

[thorny hare]

penalty celebration

against a dentist

[exotic python]

😭😭

[neon atlas]

no

[thorny hare]

in 66th ranked league

its crazy

[neon atlas]

we were not in mls in 35

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-ronaldo-manchester-ronaldo-united-ronaldo-manchester-united-cristiano-ronaldo-manchester-united-gif-23658163

[exotic python]

Wdym

[neon atlas]

if yk yk

[thorny hare]

chelsea lowkey cooking tho

wonder who they gonna buy

[thorny hare]

with all that arb money

[exotic python]

Nkunku in the prem will be interesting

Will make me watch Chelsea games

[thorny hare]

i only watch big games outside of bundesliga

and late szn when titel race

[exotic python]

I follow the prem very often

[thorny hare]

watched arsenal games

[thorny hare]

more big games there tbf

like 8 clubs that i watch if they meet up

[exotic python]

I watch very many

[thorny hare]

with new castle and brighton

[exotic python]

Like every matchweek when Bayern isn’t playing

[exotic python]

Newcastle has been a joy to watch this season

I love to watch isak

[thorny hare]

brighton also good

but only in big games

[exotic python]

Mitoma

Too good

[thorny hare]

hope kane comes to bayern

win win

[exotic python]

I hope for him or vlahovic

[thorny hare]

and mbappe goes to real and flops

[exotic python]

Tuchel maybe still having talks with vlaho

[thorny hare]

turtle gonna get 9 goals 2 assists

[exotic python]

If Kane doesn’t want the move

[exotic python]

Nah man

[thorny hare]

dont like vlaho ngl

[exotic python]

Mbappe will be great

[exotic python]

Allegri ball what can u do

[thorny hare]

he gonna play as striker?

[exotic python]

Or lw

[thorny hare]

just dont see him playing the same role benzame did

they got vini bro

[exotic python]

The man did a hattrick in a wc final

Carried the whole team

2 pens but still

[thorny hare]

pens shouldnt count imo

he has pace

he isnt strong in headers i dont think

[exotic python]

He’s a technical striker like real always has played with

[thorny hare]

never seen him soore a goal other than running behind ngl

[thorny hare]

wouldnt call benzema technical no?

maybe im coping there

[exotic python]

He is pretty technical

Or was

Getting to the years

[thorny hare]

wasnt in the past year

[exotic python]

Real play direct passes and doesn’t cross so much

Never used a tall 9

[thorny hare]

dont see mbappe as striker tho

[exotic python]

Except Ronaldo but yh he’s Ronaldo

[thorny hare]

stg he said he prefers wing

[thorny hare]

isnt benzema tall

holl up

[exotic python]

He’s around 180cm

[thorny hare]

185

[exotic python]

He must be shorter

[thorny hare]

thats tall enough for a field player

[thorny hare]

just looked it up

[exotic python]

Ik still

Bro was on his toes during the medical

[thorny hare]

mbappe is 178

bro is shoter than me

smh

[exotic python]

Ain’t he 182

I’m 172 I got the ribery/ben yedder build

[thorny hare]

according to google he aint

[exotic python]

Damn

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1673418181434568727?t=wcwYGsauVt4rN7h-BvGx4A&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern and PSG have reached a verbal agreement for Lucas Hernández, pending a medical check. The Frenchman will play for PSG next season. Official announcement in the next few days [@ellarguero, @toniogarcia85]

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Twitter · Jun 26, 2023, 7:49 PM

Au revoir

[exotic python]

Give us 50m

Dirty club

[humble trench]

I'm happy with 45M as well

[exotic python]

Dirty player

Guess he wants to retire from trophies

[humble trench]

That 45M going straight to Kim release clause

[exotic python]

😂😂

Kim will be more loyal than he ever was

[humble trench]

You think?

Kim was linked to United for a while but now he's going to Bayern who will pay him more

[exotic python]

He liked Bayern more aswell

Much larger club than United

Will be fun If United also becomes an oil club

[neon atlas]

or much more payment

ccuz united dont really hav moni rm

rn

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-big-snake-primal-survivor5-careful-handling-a-snake-river-gif-19052030

injury merchant

[neon atlas]

lucas without injury is op

[humble trench]

Siuu tomorrow my Bayern jersey arrives

[inland moth]

finished

already have it

with Musiala

getting the 2nd and 3rd one as well

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1673417815603179523

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

In addition to Harry Kane, who's the #1 target, Bayern are also working on an alternative. There were talks with Roberto Calenda, agent of Victor Oshimen. The Nigerian striker was also discussed today at Bayern's transfer meeting [@cfbayern, @altobelli13]

Likes

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Twitter · Jun 26, 2023, 7:47 PM

cook

[exotic python]

which one

[inland moth]

getting a season ticket soon

(hopefully)

[exotic python]

ur lucky to live in germany

[inland moth]

Also München

[exotic python]

yh best city in germany

[humble trench]

22/23 home kit

Kits are always cheaper at end of the season

Plus I don't really like next seasons ones

[neon atlas]

sick

[inland moth]

L

[neon atlas]

im ngl i wanna watch a bayern match

how much does 1 match tix cost

@inland moth any idea

[inland moth]

depends on the Match

[neon atlas]

o

[inland moth]

Bundesliga isn't that expensive

[neon atlas]

suppose its a normal one

ooo

[inland moth]

UCL is expensive

af

[neon atlas]

and how much is season ticket

[inland moth]

idk gotta look

but I saved money

[neon atlas]

i think dortmund and bayern cost alot

[inland moth]

normal ticket for Bundesliga 40-60

[neon atlas]

damn

is it safe

[inland moth]

40
50
60
all different seats

Top games more expensive

like Dortmund

[inland moth]

worst seats 375

best 810

[neon atlas]

o

and safety

[inland moth]

Kategorie 1 810
Kategorie 2 685
Kategorie 3 555
Kategorie 4 375

[inland moth]

pretty good

just don't do anything dumb

prob buying 2nd Kategorie season ticket

[neon atlas]

so i wont get smacked as long as i chill and jump in wall right

[inland moth]

yeah

Just don't go to games in France

[neon atlas]

that sounds cool ngl

[neon atlas]

they even delay

☠️

being honest i dont thibk stabbing is a crime in munich

is it

[inland moth]

no lol

Beer at Allianz is expensive

[neon atlas]

dayum

u can bring food from outside

[inland moth]

5,50 for half a Liter

[neon atlas]

or

[neon atlas]

thats robbery lol

[inland moth]

Leverkusen Tickets are so cheap

it's funny

you can get tickets for 10-20€

worst ones

still cheap af

[neon atlas]

wtf

[inland moth]

They can't fill up their stadium

[neon atlas]

how many stadium hav yu been on

[neon atlas]

thats tough

L fanbase

[inland moth]

about 16

different country's included

[neon atlas]

aye yooooo

bernabau

[inland moth]

yeah

Etihad

San siro

[neon atlas]

thats crazy