bayern-munich

[neon atlas]

if u dont face us sure

[humble trench]

lmaoo

[keen inlet]

Viktor Roque and Gundogan will get us there

And Kimmich is leaving ur tinpot club

[neon atlas]

an unexperienced guy and a nub wont make a diff

gavi is overrated so gundo will play

[keen inlet]

Kimmich will be our new CDM

[neon atlas]

bro makes his own rumors

[keen inlet]

It’s most likely happening

[neon atlas]

in your dreams

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1669644100700626945

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Goretzka: "We joked here with Marc-André ter Stegen. He told us that in Barcelona they are very happy that we won the league - because of that they will not draw us in the Champions League. Next year we want to and will really attack in all competitions."

Likes

883

Twitter · Jun 16, 2023, 9:52 AM

Your keeper is literally terrified of playing against Bayern

[keen inlet]

Fake

[humble trench]

bro's dream is little too big

[neon atlas]

@keen inlet wheres bro at

[keen inlet]

Bayern propaganda

[neon atlas]

[humble trench]

He's just a troll

I'd ignore him

[neon atlas]

kimich doesnt wanna play as 6 right?

[keen inlet]

What international trophies did Musiala won

Crickets

[humble trench]

He can play 6 but Tuchel will plan with him as an 8

[keen inlet]

I will take leave

Good bye

[neon atlas]

what gavi and pedri gol got barca a win

none

bro has all clubs role

messi bandwagon

[modern escarp]

Thanks for alerting us, next time you can just ping the online moderators :))

[humble trench]

tottenham>barca

[neon atlas]

chelsea>>>

[modern escarp]

By the way, rival fans are welcome but you can't troll clubs in club channels

[modern escarp]

Doesn't really say anything so let's just move

[neon atlas]

aight👍

[timid acorn]

Bro wtf

No ball knowledge

Jamal scored the winner for the league

[humble trench]

To have Bellingham lose the league

[timid acorn]

@keen inlet need to get banned fr

He is the most toxic barca fan

He always spams

[humble trench]

Only competition for Musiala is Bellingham only bc Madrid hype

[timid acorn]

“Oh barca better”

“Oh barca>bayern”

[humble trench]

Gavi overrated, Balde I don't see winning at all

[timid acorn]

Fr

[humble trench]

Just ignore him really

That's what trolls want, attention

[timid acorn]

He needs to accept facts

I am a bayern,man u,real madrid fan

[tired prism]

Ban @keen inlet

[timid acorn]

I wasn’t mad they got knocked out

[tired prism]

He's just a stupid troll

[timid acorn]

We faced city twice

How about barca face city twice

They cant

They are in the europa league

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671126560382828544

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Lothar Matthäus on Lucas Hernández: "I'd sell him immediately. He obviously has no appreciation left towards the club. It's true he always showed mentality on the pitch, but he was also injured several times over months. As a player, you have to remember that & stay loyal" [Sky]

Likes

223

Twitter · Jun 20, 2023, 12:03 PM

[tired prism]

They'll lose by a aggregate of 69-0

[timid acorn]

Lucas is always hated

[humble trench]

Wothar

[timid acorn]

But he a underrated player

[tired prism]

I can't believe I'm agreeing with matthaus

[timid acorn]

Idk

Ppl hate him

[humble trench]

Matthaus speaks facts half the times

[timid acorn]

Lucas is good fr

But hated

[humble trench]

Hated bc he's joining PSG for the money

I don't blame fans

[timid acorn]

Like prob if he joins psg

Fork off

[humble trench]

Our most expensive signing I think

And injured most of the time

[timid acorn]

Bro retired his european truck

Trophies *

[tidal hornet]

He's a good player when he actually plays, but injuries kinda ruin it. He was also very quick to want to join PSG after all our patience with his injury, so not a good person

[timid acorn]

If he joins psg

Fr he hates bayern

[glass otter]

I dont hate lucas

[neon atlas]

lucas dont hate us

he is injured anyways

its a w for him and us

[strong saddle]

Lmao

[grizzled wasp]

Guys it has been a few days but

[strong saddle]

He said Bayern propaganda

[grizzled wasp]

Kim Min-Jae joined you

my club raised this guy, Napoli ripped him out of our hands

Treat him well, he is one of the best out there

[humble trench]

It's not confirmed he's joining us, but we will

City could swoop in and take him

[neon atlas]

He hasn't joined

Anything can happen

[proper wind]

yet

[nimble walrus]

“Mane washed”

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671283256845541377?t=ZRaypkeO7vrbw-rvSBKiHQ&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Tapalović is definitely set to return. His role has not been defined yet, but he's very likely to be a confidant for Neuer, dividing the work with current goalkeeping coach Michael Rechner [@SPORTBILD]

Twitter · Jun 20, 2023, 10:25 PM

We're not serious

[neon atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-didier-drogba-gif-20702332

mane when he plays for senegal

[thorny spoke]

Mane whenever it doesnt matter

[lethal elm]

REAL AND TRUE

[devout edge]

Question:

Which striker would you prefer at Munich?

Kane, Osimhen or Ronaldo

[lethal elm]

HOJLUND

[devout edge]

Ngl

If Kane went to Bayern

He'd win trophies

[digital flax]

Osimhen, Kane, other options but not ronaldo

[devout edge]

Hear me out hear me out

[digital flax]

in that order

[devout edge]

Harry Kane scored 30 goals for Spurs

So with Kimmich and Muller around him

Imagine how much Kane can score

[digital flax]

HK is great but problem he is not young

How many years he’ll be at top level before we search for another striker?

[devout edge]

Don't matter

Kane has a lot of yrs in him

[devout edge]

5-6

[digital flax]

Of course it matters

if we get osimhen thats 8-9 years

[devout edge]

Messi, CR7 and Ibra have played for a long time

Kane could last a very long time at Bayern if he doesn't get injured and keeps fit

[digital flax]

Not the same level pre-30

[devout edge]

Uno Ronaldo scored more goals after he turned 30

Than Rooney did in his whole career

[digital flax]

He changed position lol

[thorny spoke]

Mbappe🤠

[devout edge]

So Kane can still be brilliant after 30

[devout edge]

Bayern will need to pay 200 million euros for that

I spoke to a Bayern fan and Bayern don't make massive bids for players

[digital flax]

If Ronaldo was still a winger I doubt he will produce as much

[thorny spoke]

U asked for our choices but not reality

[devout edge]

The most expensive Bundesliga transfer is 80 million euros

[devout edge]

True

[devout edge]

Ronaldo was still scoring a lot despite being a winger

[thorny spoke]

So coming to reality i want clum wilson or ivan toney

[digital flax]

yeah pre 30

[devout edge]

I mean tbf Wilson might be more likely to join Munich

[digital flax]

now i wont take him anywhere near bayern

his stamina declined a lot

[devout edge]

If you want Wilson

You need to offer a lot of money

As we are building a project

[thorny spoke]

Lol

[devout edge]

Give us £70M for him

[thorny spoke]

English tax

[devout edge]

70 million euros

[thorny spoke]

30M is very high bc of the age

[digital flax]

Wilson is 31 ffs

Older than Kane even

If Wilson is 70m I’ll take Kane instead lol

[devout edge]

He's probably not

[thorny spoke]

No way he is 70

[devout edge]

But I don't want you to take Wilson

[thorny spoke]

Just a random fan negotiating with us

[devout edge]

I don't think Wilson is 70M but that's what I want you to pay for him

[thorny spoke]

We got prime mane for 45M

[digital flax]

Every rando is 70m

[thorny spoke]

Remember

[devout edge]

How on earth do Bayern pay so little for top tier players

Real Madrid would have had to pay £120M for Mane

[digital flax]

Breaking rc

[devout edge]

But Bayern spend so little money on players it's weird

Bayern are the kind of club to offer £200 for a Ferrari

[digital flax]

there is something called negotiating also

[devout edge]

Yh but if someone's a top player

They're gonna cost lots of money

[digital flax]

You work to lower the price

[thorny spoke]

Chelsea and nufc destroy transfer markets and we try to save them

[digital flax]

add ons

[devout edge]

Why did Liverpool want to only give Mane to you for 45M

[thorny spoke]

How in the world we would know

[devout edge]

Bc you bought Mane for 45M

[thorny spoke]

Ig mane forced board

[digital flax]

Wasnt he 30?

[devout edge]

Lol we're not destroying the market

[thorny spoke]

But still liverpool can make 70M with any other club

[devout edge]

Yh

[thorny spoke]

Forgot the transfer of isak?

Bought a 30m guy for 70m

[devout edge]

In 5 years he's gonna be the next Henry

So we'll be getting that money back technically

[thorny spoke]

Lol what

[devout edge]

Yh he's good

Idk why but I love Bayern

It seems like an interesting club to me

The history, the legends, the way they work

[thorny spoke]

[devout edge]

Barely any clubs buy players for cheap and make them amazing

The only other club who focuses on the youth a lot is Arsenal

[thorny spoke]

Nah dude fr?

Dortmund have produced best youth

[devout edge]

Yh

Ngl uno who Munich should get

Bukayo Saka

Saka has developed good bc of Arsenal's youth academy

Bayern are way better at developing players than Arsenal so if Saka was to join Munich

Saka would probably be on the same level as Ribery, maybe even better than Ribery

[devout edge]

Do you think Saka would do good at Bayern

Ngl Saka is comparable to Ribery and I'd love to see another Ribery in action

[thorny spoke]

We have ton of wingers alr

Thats the reason for showing no interest on kolo muani

[devout edge]

Yh but

Saka would be a beast

[tidal hornet]

After Kane is done, Tel will have developed

[devout edge]

Saka would be even better than Ribery if he stays fit and avoids injury

As long as he doesn't have the attitude of Balotelli as well lmaooo

[thorny spoke]

Saka is RW and ribery is LW wt are u trying to say

[lapis sigil]

Barca..

Or are you only talking about bundesliga

[tidal hornet]

They mentioned Arsenal earlier. Any league works

[humble trench]

we do not, but we will this year

[devout edge]

Don't matter

Skills and play styles r similar

[humble trench]

musiala >>>

[devout edge]

Muisala as CAM

Coman as LW

Saka at RW

Kimmich at CM and Rice at CDM

[devout edge]

Thoughts on the midfield I came up with

[tidal hornet]

Bayern lost interest in Rice

[devout edge]

Rice messed up

Bayern clears Arsenal

Rice could have won a lot of trophies with Bayern

[humble trench]

should get Frenkie now

[devout edge]

Ngl

Although English players might not have the reputation some players have at Bayern

Hargreaves was amazing for Bayern but not a lot of ppl talk abt him

Although Rice wouldn't be like very loved like Ribery and Robben, he would have still done bits for Bayern and he would won titles

[humble trench]

Imagine Frenkie with de ligt again

[devout edge]

Thatd be cool

[humble trench]

best friends reunited again

[devout edge]

Yh

[humble trench]

and hes the perfect defensive midfielder imo

[devout edge]

I'd love Rice at Munich tho

Rice is an amazing defensive midfielder

[humble trench]

if a CB goes forward he will take his place

[devout edge]

Rice and Kimmich would be perfect

[humble trench]

thats what he did at the Netherlands

[devout edge]

Yh

[humble trench]

Imagine Frenkie + kimmich + rice

and why get walker for 30m if we can get a younger guy (frimpong) for like 35-45m

[devout edge]

Yh true

[devout edge]

Walker clears Frimpong

Plus Walker is amazing

[proper wind]

frimpong is much more offensive

wingback

its not everyday you see a wingback with 19g/a in the league

but defensively walker is a beast and he's very quick as well obviously

so it depends on what role the board and tuchel want

[humble trench]

3 ATB we buy Kim and Frimpong

[devout edge]

Just get Walker

[humble trench]

Not for 30M

15-18M

[devout edge]

30M seems fair

Walker too cold

[humble trench]

Add 10M more and we get Pau Torres

[devout edge]

Ngl

Bayern can get a good amount of players

Bayern should have bought Son

In 2019 when Ribery left

Idk why they didn't do that

[devout edge]

If Kante never went Saudi

Would u have wanted him at Bayern

[humble trench]

No

Old and injury prone

[devout edge]

Yh but

Kante is amazing

Kevin De Bruyne is injury prone

So is Neymar but they're top players

[humble trench]

Still a no from me

[ancient karma]

Having a player like Kante would not hurt

nice playmaker

[devout edge]

Just bc someone's old

Doesn't mean they're bad

You know who'd be a perfect keeper for Bayern

Aaron Ramsdale, he has so much potential

Number 1 England keeper, Number 1 Bayern keeper. That would be nice to hear in a few yrs

[humble trench]

Arsenal aren't selling him

[devout edge]

Ik this isn't career mode

But if Bayern make an offer for Ramsdale

And they buy Ramsdale, they can then Ramsdale into an English Buffon

[humble trench]

English players never leave England

[devout edge]

Plus he'll be the number 1 keeper for Bayern and England

[devout edge]

Owen Hargreaves

Jude Bellingham

David Beckham

[humble trench]

Bellingham was at Germany at a young age

Musiala as well

[devout edge]

I feel like Bayern is the kind of club that should rescue players

[humble trench]

We're gonna do that with Vlahović and Chiesa

[devout edge]

Idk why

I just feel like Bayern is the kind of club to do that

Idk why I feel that way

[humble trench]

We turn bad players into world class

[devout edge]

Yh plus you have a great team too

[devout edge]

If Ramsdale goes to Bayern

He'll be Buffon 2.0

I've seen Ramsdale play and he's world class

[tidal hornet]

We could try to rescue Havertz to save our national team to some degree, but I don't know many fans that would want to give it a go

[devout edge]

Maybe it's bc I had an idea that

[humble trench]

No Havertz

[devout edge]

Bayern could rescue Kane

Bc Bayern need a world class striker

[humble trench]

We're gonna play him ST

He's no striker

[devout edge]

Moting or whatever his name is

Isn't world class

[humble trench]

Choupo moting

[devout edge]

Wilson and Isak are better than him

[humble trench]

True

[devout edge]

And they aren't top players

[humble trench]

Choupo is average if we're being honest

[devout edge]

I believe if Kane signed for Munich this year

He would have scored more goals than Haaland

Kane is a monster

[humble trench]

Fans just praise him for filling in the striker role instead of Gnabry or Mané

[devout edge]

Mane should have been an LW

[humble trench]

Kane is better than Haaland rn

[devout edge]

Naglesmann was an awful manager

[humble trench]

Unpopular opinion

[devout edge]

Imagine putting Mane as a CF

I spoke to a Bayern fan, he said the reason why Mane failed is

[humble trench]

Put Kane in that Man City team and he'll score 40+ goals

[devout edge]

80% Nagelsmann's fault

20% Manes fault

[humble trench]

And have double the assists maybe

[devout edge]

Yh

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann isn't to blame

[devout edge]

A Bayern fan told me this

That it's 80% the managers fault

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann was saving our season with no striker

[devout edge]

He watches Bayern so I'm sure he'd at least be a bit right

[humble trench]

Board ruined it

The coach always has some blame or anything that happens

[devout edge]

Thomas Tuchel is managing Bayern

Tuchel is one of the best coaches in the world

[ancient karma]

David from LOSC is good

[humble trench]

We went from treble to almost trophyless

[devout edge]

Damn

[humble trench]

We should've switched coaches at the end of the season

[ancient karma]

almost bottling the league

[devout edge]

Bayern need a striker

That's it

[ancient karma]

David

from LOSC

[humble trench]

Nah

[devout edge]

The only reason why Bayern failed with Kimmich and Muller

Is no striker

[humble trench]

Not even an option for the board

[devout edge]

Muller is like the attacking version of Busquets

[humble trench]

It's between Muani, Vlaho, Kane, and Fullkrug rn

[thorny spoke]

He is a fraud

[humble trench]

Also Hojlund

[thorny spoke]

Who invited fullkrug

[humble trench]

The board

Wanting cheap german players

Oh yeah Goncalo Ramos is also on the list

[devout edge]

Bayern when they buy a 16 yr old striker from Luton

Now that striker is a Ballon D'Or winner at 23

[ancient karma]

Good for benfica like Nunez

[humble trench]

Ramos would cost same amount as Vlaho

[ancient karma]

not gonna do good in the bundesliga

[humble trench]

He also did well in UCL

[devout edge]

Imo

Good targets for Bayern are Saka, Ramsdale and Osimhen

Saka is comparable to Ribery

[ancient karma]

Nunez did too, but after he joined liverpool u could see it

[humble trench]

Saka will be like 150M

[devout edge]

So Saka will be better than Prime Ribery if Bayern train him

[ancient karma]

napoli is not gonna sell em

[devout edge]

I call Saka the English Ribery

[devout edge]

He's not staying at Napoli

He's too good for Napoli

[humble trench]

All 3 of those options are close to impossible this summer

[devout edge]

Bayern are a top team

I'm sure Bayern will attract players

[ancient karma]

napoli's owner said that he would cost a fortune

[humble trench]

150M

[tidal hornet]

Bayern won't pay €150m for anyone

[ancient karma]

yeh

[devout edge]

Bayern pay likkle amounts of money for top players

Its crazy lol

[tidal hornet]

Although they really should've done for Haaland last year

[ancient karma]

until guaranteed to make the team better

yeh

[devout edge]

Haaland would be a traitor

[ancient karma]

lewa?

[humble trench]

Another sextuple

[devout edge]

Oh

[ancient karma]

he also joined from bvb

[devout edge]

My Mum is Polish and she loves Lewa

[ancient karma]

noice

[devout edge]

I watched a vid and I forgot why but

Apparently Lewa isn't loved much in Bayern

Ribery and Robben r more loved

[ancient karma]

we need playmakers like kdb

[devout edge]

Kimmich

Muller

[humble trench]

I've seen that vid

[tidal hornet]

I think it was to do with how Lewa was behaving at the end, with how he was pushing for Barca so much

[ancient karma]

man wanted a move

[tidal hornet]

Or was it to do with Lewa breaking Gerd Müller's record? I know some people think Gerd did far more for Bayern than just scoring goals, so he deserved to hold that record more

[devout edge]

No

[ancient karma]

kinda

[devout edge]

Gerd Muller is Bundesligas top scorer

Lewa could have became Bundesliga top scorer

[ancient karma]

yeh (365)

[tidal hornet]

Yeah, but Gerd's 40 goals in one season compared to Lewa's 41

[devout edge]

Yh

[tidal hornet]

That's the one I mean

[ancient karma]

whos better?

[devout edge]

Muller

Scored more goals

If Lewa stayed at Bayern till the end of his career

Till he was 40

Lewa would be Bundesliga's top scorer

And he would be known as the god of Bayern

[ancient karma]

yeh

true

[humble trench]

We better sign a striker before August

[ancient karma]

DAVID

24 goals in ligue 1

or laccazette

[keen inlet]

Why would he stay to farm goals in a farmers league where he could join the greatest club in history in the best league in the world

[ancient karma]

u talkin rma?

[devout edge]

So he can be Bundesliga's top scorer

And Bayern's top scorer

[keen inlet]

FC Barcelona where talent is made not bought

[ancient karma]

cuz to poor

dependent on la masia

[keen inlet]

That’s why Lewandowski wanted to leave ur club too easy

Cap

That’s why most of the NT Spains team are Barca players

[ancient karma]

cuz nobody's good

rma have players from different countriies

[devout edge]

Bayern are just brilliant

[ancient karma]

countries

[devout edge]

Dortmund and Leipzig are rlly good teams

But Bayern overtakes them

Plus

[ancient karma]

BOTTLE

[devout edge]

The Bundesliga never used to be a farmers league

Bayern are just too good

[ancient karma]

Btw RMA have more cls and laligas

[devout edge]

Back in the 90s and 2000s, it was Dortmund and Leverkusen

Also Munich

Also Wolfsburg won the Bundesliga in 2009

[ancient karma]

Hamburg joins the chat

[devout edge]

True

[keen inlet]

Farmers league Bundesliga Football league La Liga

[ancient karma]

Zero ball knowledge be like:

[devout edge]

Bundesliga is a farmers league now

But it wasn't one

Bayern making it a farmers league shows how good they are

The German league is a really good league

[ancient karma]

atleast other teams can compete

like bvb

[devout edge]

The Bundesliga isn't like Ligue 1 where 1 team is world class and the others are good

[ancient karma]

exactly

[devout edge]

There are teams that come closer to Bayern

[keen inlet]

Bayern won first place like 10 years in a row or something

[devout edge]

Dortmund used to be world class

[keen inlet]

Like what

Dortmund

[devout edge]

Leipzig and Schalke 04

Wolfsburg too

[keen inlet]

And RP Leipzig

[ancient karma]

man's gonna say the pl is a farmers league

[humble trench]

Bro this troll is back

He never learns 😭

[devout edge]

What troll?

[humble trench]

Barca fan

[keen inlet]

What troll

[exotic python]

Love to see someone represent the best club in England

[devout edge]

Is Bundesliga a farmers league right now? Yes.

[humble trench]

He got muted yesterday for trolling here

[ancient karma]

duh

[devout edge]

However it shows how good Bayern are

Only top teams can farm trophies out a league

[keen inlet]

Not relating to here

[ancient karma]

Bruh

[devout edge]

Thx

Newcastle aren't the best rn

But in 10-15 yrs we'll be winning back to back PL titles

And maybe get a UCL or two

[humble trench]

@devout edge who do you think you'll get in UCL group

[ancient karma]

rma joins the chat

[devout edge]

Not sure

Bayern, Porto and Brugge

[ancient karma]

fcb and bayern are in different pots right?

[devout edge]

1: Bayern
2: Newcastle
3: Porto
4: Brugge

[devout edge]

That's my prediction

[ancient karma]

newcastle?

[tidal hornet]

Still can't believe Barca could be getting knocked down to UEL after losing in the Alte Förserei

[ancient karma]

du bist doof

[devout edge]

Yes

[ancient karma]

duh

[ancient karma]

ahm ahm

[long fox]

So RMA and Bayern can end up in the same group eh? lol

[humble trench]

Yep

[devout edge]

Round of 16 or Quarter Finals for us

[devout edge]

I predict we'll knock a team out in the Round of 16

Then we get to the Quarter Finals

Then we're in trouble

[humble trench]

I made a prediction few weeks ago Madrid will play in UEL next season

[devout edge]

We'll either get Bayern, Madrid or City

[keen inlet]

Easy UCL win for us

[ancient karma]

https://tenor.com/view/dace-gif-25608746

[long fox]

I want a team like Assna or United in our group

[devout edge]

And we'll get beat 4-0

By Bayern

[ancient karma]

barca??

[ancient karma]

TRUE AF

[devout edge]

Newcastle are good

But Bayern would destroy us

[keen inlet]

New squad will get us there

[ancient karma]

this season

[devout edge]

We are not world class level yet

But we are a good team

[ancient karma]

in ur dreams

[keen inlet]

Viktor Roque

Hatrick in the final

[devout edge]

In 5-10 yrs we'll make Bayern look like a Primary School team

[humble trench]

Who

[devout edge]

Like City did

[keen inlet]

Sub for Lewandowski in the Wembley

[devout edge]

But for now

Bayern can win against us

[devout edge]

Newcastle

[humble trench]

Maybe beat Barca

[long fox]

Why are there so many fans from other teams in the Bayern channel today lol

Am I missin something

[humble trench]

Bc we're a big club 😎

[devout edge]

I love Bayern

[keen inlet]

Barca will win the UCL 2024

[long fox]

massive, not big

[devout edge]

Bayern do stuff differently

[keen inlet]

I don’t see us losing

[devout edge]

They don't spend a lot of money

And they win

[humble trench]

Barca will hold another L to Bayern

[devout edge]

But Chelsea spend £600M

AND THEY 12TH PLACE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[humble trench]

Chemistry ain't there

This isn't fifa lol

[keen inlet]

U will not win against Barca again

[ancient karma]

DU BIST DOOF

[devout edge]

Bro if ur spending that much

At least go in the Top 4

[humble trench]

You guys said that at the beginning of last season as well

[long fox]

You forgot to wish Bayern a Happy Farthers' Day

[humble trench]

Just accept the truth

[ancient karma]

8-2 ???

[tidal hornet]

Lewa couldn't score a single goal against Bayern. No one in Barca could

[keen inlet]

5-0 Gladbach?

[ancient karma]

the got beaten by mufc

[humble trench]

With Kim and a new striker, chances of Barca winning are lower than ever

[devout edge]

City own Bayern

[long fox]

''Revenge time, we're ready for you now''.... then proceed to get slapped up again

[keen inlet]

Napoli boy will do nothing

[devout edge]

But Bayern own Barca

Bayern are getting cocky abt owning Barca until City comes along

[keen inlet]

Our squad is probably the best since 2017

[humble trench]

Him and De Ligt will cook

[devout edge]

And terrorises Bayern's defence

3-0 City

[humble trench]

City are lucky we had no striker and Upamaguire struck

[ancient karma]

After neymar, messi , saurez leave?
i see

[humble trench]

Also Nagelsmann got sacked

[devout edge]

Nah City are just better

[tidal hornet]

I just want to see a proper Bayern take on City. Not Bayern in shambles like this season

[humble trench]

It would be closer if we had Nagelsmann

[devout edge]

Erling Haaland, Kevin De Bruyne, etc

[humble trench]

And played a 3 atb

[long fox]

quit lickin City's oily ass with your oily tongue

lol

[devout edge]

I can't think of any Bayern team that would beat City 22-23

Not even Bayern 2013

[humble trench]

??

[long fox]

Bayern 19-20 would twat on City, just sayin lol

[humble trench]

City 22-23 aren't better than centurions

[tidal hornet]

Bayern 2020 would, yeah

[devout edge]

I think City 22-23 would beat Bayern 2020

City 22-23 have Haaland, KDB, Silva, Mahrez, Dias, Ederson, Foden

It would be 3-1 to City

[tidal hornet]

I also believe City got lucky against Inter in the final. Lukaku messed everything up for them

[humble trench]

True

[devout edge]

L A K A K A!!!!

[humble trench]

Inter had better stats

Too bad for Inter

[tidal hornet]

Could've been 3-1 if Lukaku wasn't in the way and also actually scored

[humble trench]

We'll come back better than ever in 23/24 with an actual striker

[devout edge]

Lakaka's syndrome going down 📉

[humble trench]

A better keeper than Sommer

And a defender that isn't injured all the time

[devout edge]

Ramsdale would be amazing for Bayern

Young and dedicated to football

[humble trench]

I mean Neuer lol

[long fox]

Ramsdale 💀

[devout edge]

Never was good for Schalke 04 and they turned him world class

[long fox]

gimme a break lmfao

[devout edge]

They can do the same to Ramsdale

[humble trench]

We need a new keeper next summer for sure

[devout edge]

Ramsdale from Arsenal, Bayern turned him into a world class keeper

Now Ramsdale is better than Kahn

[humble trench]

??

[devout edge]

And has the most clean sheets in the Bundesliga

Ramsdale retires as a top tier keeper and will be remembered by Bayern fans

[devout edge]

Who u thinking

[humble trench]

Is he a good sweeper keeper

We need a keeper good with his feet

[devout edge]

I just made up a story but this could happen

[devout edge]

Ramsdale's a proper keeper I think

[humble trench]

Was thinking livakovic but after that nations league stinker idk

[devout edge]

Oh

[keen inlet]

Ter Stegen

[humble trench]

No pens saved

[devout edge]

Ramsdale is a sweeper keeper

I just checked

[humble trench]

Ok

We'll see what Bayern decide

[devout edge]

My mistake

[long fox]

Ramsdale ain't even the best GK in the Prem lol

[devout edge]

Ramsdale is a sweeper keeper

https://shewore.com/2022/12/23/an-ode-to-aaron-ramsdale/

[tidal hornet]

Speaking of Neuer, how many years do you all think he has left before he retires?

[humble trench]

4?

But not staying at bayern for more than 2 years

Depends how he plays really

[humble trench]

Nick Pope was better

[devout edge]

Neuer is dumb af

Neuer went skiing and messed up his leg

What an idiot

DURING THE WORLD CUP CAMPAIGN TOO

[tidal hornet]

Anyone whose at Bayern and goes skiing has something terrible happen to them

[keen inlet]

Barca will sing Campeones in Wembley 2024

[devout edge]

Would you want Ramsdale at Bayern?

So he can be a legend like Kahn and Neuer

[keen inlet]

Viktor Roque Hatrick Ousmane Dembele 1 Goal with De Jong assist and Ansu Fati Goal

[devout edge]

He can break the cycle too

For many decades, the main keeper of Bayern is German as a tradition

Imagine Ramsdale breaking that cycle

[humble trench]

Sure if he wants to join

[keen inlet]

Barca 2017 can beat them

[proper wind]

why are u in the bayern channel

genuine question 💀

[keen inlet]

Destroying Germanic Bayern lies against the Great Catalan Club Barca

[tidal hornet]

Sounds like extreme cope

[proper wind]

fr

[keen inlet]

I disagree

[proper wind]

idk what thats supposed to mean but sure

[keen inlet]

And u guys are second madridistas

[proper wind]

wdym

[keen inlet]

U ally with the Madridistas against us

Unholy alliance

[proper wind]

ohhhh

nah we dont ally with the madridistas

[humble trench]

Only glory hunters from 2020 support Madrid

But not all of them

[keen inlet]

Yes even tho Barcelona is the best club in Spain

Only in it for the rigged UCL in Franco era

[proper wind]

i think other barca fans would be more than happy to see this in their own channel

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1671520684361625605

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Bayern are informed on the conditions of the deal for Pau Torres, one of the left footed CB in the list in case Hernandez leaves the club. 🔴🇪🇸 #FCBayern

Aston Villa remain keen on signing Pau Torres; Unai Emery, big fan of the centre back since Villarreal chapter. 🟣🔵

Twitter · Jun 21, 2023, 2:09 PM

[devout edge]

Glory hunters suck

I love Bayern

But I support Newcastle

[proper wind]

huge W

[devout edge]

If Newcastle and Bayern were to play 100 games

I want Bayern to lose every time

And hopefully we'll beat them 8-2

[humble trench]

Impossible

[proper wind]

[humble trench]

Maybe Bayern lose 10 out of 100

[devout edge]

Yh but I'm just saying

To make the point u can love more than 1 club

[proper wind]

yeah i get you i like united and liverpool in the pl which is kinda ironic since they hate each other 💀

but still bayern above anything

[humble trench]

And I like the most finished club in England

[proper wind]

chelsea?

[keen inlet]

Why

Was that necessary

[devout edge]

Bc we're getting better

[keen inlet]

8-2 is a cursed number

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/son-heung-min-spurs-heart-number7-heart-shape-gif-15120532

[proper wind]

oh

[long fox]

Eww delete

[proper wind]

[proper wind]

it's a beautiful number

[humble trench]

Working out a deal to sell Kane to Bayern as we speak

[proper wind]

sarr + 15m for kane

trust

[keen inlet]

No

All men tear when they hear it

[humble trench]

Gravenberch + 20M

[proper wind]

happy tears

[humble trench]

Spurs midfielders are as finished as defense without Bentancur

[long fox]

tears of laughter

[keen inlet]

For some

But others tears of grief

[proper wind]

the minority

[humble trench]

Tears of grief (barca fans)
Tears of laughter (everyone else)

Like with 7-1

[keen inlet]

Coutinho treason also

[humble trench]

Who's your most expensive signing?

[keen inlet]

But in a way it was a bitter end to the lacking Barca team

[humble trench]

Coutinho or Dembele

[proper wind]

coutinho p sure

140m

dembele was what

120?

[keen inlet]

Coutinho

[proper wind]

or other way around?

[humble trench]

Barca legend

Most expensive signing while scoring 2 vs Barca

[proper wind]

and he did that after being subbed on in the 75th min or so

imagine if he started 💀

[keen inlet]

He was one of the worst signings ever

For us

[humble trench]

Hat trick hero

[keen inlet]

But apparently

He can score on a loan

His treason will be remembered

[humble trench]

We should've signed him if he was cheap

[proper wind]

x 3

[humble trench]

Like 50M or less maybe

[proper wind]

9 for coutinho

• 8 for bayern

[long fox]

There should've been a 2nd leg lmao

[humble trench]

They wouldn't even show up

[proper wind]

you're a barca fan so i have an interesting question

which is worse

figo joining madrid from barca or coutinho scoring against barca on loan in their biggest ever ucl defeat (i think?) then winning the sextuple then returning to barca

[keen inlet]

Hard

But Figo

[proper wind]

ah fair

[long fox]

Why do you have every club's roles lol

[keen inlet]

So I can go to club channels

[keen inlet]

Cuz he was a gloryhunter and a money hog

[devout edge]

Thoughts?

[keen inlet]

105mil

[devout edge]

Sum1 said this

I wonder what the Bayern fans think

[proper wind]

negative ball knowledge

bayern just make the bundesliga look weak bro

take bayern out of the equation and you have a more competitive league

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671522396602286082

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern bosses have recently informed several defenders they were targeting that they were not going to sign them, as the club is close to a full agreement with Kim Min-jae [@FabriceHawkins]

Twitter · Jun 21, 2023, 2:16 PM

Do they really want to do this when there's still 2 weeks for City to hijack?

[proper wind]

🤷‍♂️

its bs but idk

[strong saddle]

Dudes full of crap

[humble trench]

people should look at the numbers, we are only interested in players that everyone want (clubs like real) but Dortmund buys every Bundesliga player there is

[neon atlas]

hopefully not lol

i cant imagine a kim+ruben dias duo

stones ake

but if he get him we will be great

or get pau torres if city gets it from us

[tidal hornet]

Didn't we want Torres with Kim, rather than instead of?

[neon atlas]

yes

i mean even if they get him

dont let pau get picked by another club

[proper wind]

yes

[devout edge]

I apologise for being inactive

I have a life

[exotic python]

U like the idea of barella coming to the toon?

[devout edge]

Yes

It'll be good

[exotic python]

Yh man i hope u guys get him your in need of a good cm

A new lb wouldn’t hurt aswell

[devout edge]

True

Dan Burn is useless

[neon atlas]

u guys should get estupinan

[exotic python]

Would fit their team ngl

Class player too

[neon atlas]

yeah

[humble trench]

Nah I want Barella to stay at Inter

[devout edge]

😭

[exotic python]

that team is sadly going to the ground

they need to sell players

[humble trench]

Why

[thorn plaza]

Sane is the worst player to ever walk human earth

[pale topaz]

Hes not that bad tbu

hes hit or miss

[neon atlas]

He sometimes plays like prime robben and sometimes becomes jack grealish

[humble trench]

wrong

[proper wind]

sometimes becomes ferran torres

[neon atlas]

Yeah

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671786837101146112

[neon atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[devout edge]

What happened?

[digital flax]

??

[humble trench]

He's not wrong

[digital flax]

Thank god I don't take you seriously

[devout edge]

Ngl Sane hasn't improved much

Not a lot of ppl talk abt him

[humble trench]

😭

Nah he's like 2nd best and 3rd worst

Compared to Mané and Gnabry

But it's clear 2 of them won't leave

So we still need to sell a winger

[tidal hornet]

Didn't Gnabry only score one more goal this season compared to last?

Actually, Sane didn't really do more either

[devout edge]

Ngl

Saka and Neymar would be good

Neymar as LW and Saka as RW

Not realistic

[tidal hornet]

Ew, Neymar

[devout edge]

What abt Jota or Leao?

These could be good LWs

[devout edge]

What's wrong with Neymar

He's one of the best players in the world

[tidal hornet]

Rolls around and cries too much

[devout edge]

Ngl he'd be good at Bayern

Bayern don't wanna spend €180M on a winger however Neymar is a top player

[devout edge]

If you got Neymar for cheap it would be good

Even tho that's impossible

[neon atlas]

yeah

i wanna see more mane in lw

but mans injured always

[digital flax]

He played lw several times

[devout edge]

Would you want Neymar at Munich?

I'm curious bc Bayern need an LW

The Bundesliga might be a change of scenery

[humble trench]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1671855011989528576?t=BZpaaurLMhCw0USryQjNDA&s=19

[digital flax]

Would prefer someone younger and not with so many scandals

[devout edge]

I mean

Neymar's one of the best players in the world

You won't get him bc ur not willing to pay €180M

But would you want Neymar even if you only got him for €55M for example

[digital flax]

Who said we are after him?

[devout edge]

I'm curious bc if Munich need a LW, Neymar might do the job

[digital flax]

[devout edge]

No one

[tidal hornet]

I wouldn't want him even if he was free

[devout edge]

But I'm just thinking Neymar would be decent

[devout edge]

He's not that bad 😂

He does good for PSG

[digital flax]

Give me someone younger as I said and not with so many scandals we have enough of them

[devout edge]

Jota

[tidal hornet]

I don't care about him as a player. He's alright when he's not rolling around trying to get the ref to give him free kicks. I just don't like him as a person

[devout edge]

I thought Bayern fans would love Neymar

[digital flax]

Injury prone

neymar is even worse in that regard lmaooo

[devout edge]

It was a random thought

If Bayern need a LW, wouldn't they be happy with Neymar?

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1671855011989528576?s=20

[devout edge]

No rumour abt it, I was just wondering how Neymar would do in the Bundesliga

Do u think Neymar would fit in the Bundesliga

[devout edge]

Hmm

Interesting

The Dortmund fans are gonna flip

[digital flax]

He would fit anywhere he goes but that's not how you decide on buying players

[digital flax]

Free agent

[devout edge]

Neymar can have a good amount of impact on a game

[digital flax]

Yeah, but what do I benefit if he's injured most of the time?

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1671852398355128320?t=xSNYXUzTEJnhYfZCLYXrLA&s=19

[devout edge]

Fair

[humble trench]

50M done deal and here we go

[devout edge]

Neymar has missed a lot of games due to injury

I just thought bc he's one of the best players in the world

And he'll be leaving PSG and Bayern need a LW

He might do well at Bayern for a new challenge

How would he do against the crazy Germans

[digital flax]

We need an RW imo

[devout edge]

Bayern should put a bid in for Saka

Saka is good

[devout edge]

Never mind

[digital flax]

Coman, Musiala, Sanè all can play lw

[devout edge]

Arsenal will want at least €100M for Saka

Scratch that

[digital flax]

Why do you keep proposing impossible deals?

[humble trench]

Hell no

[humble trench]

He thinks we're Chelsea

[devout edge]

True

[digital flax]

It's not that, Saka won't leave Arsenal

[devout edge]

I was told some time ago that Bayern do stuff differently

I know now but idk why I offered that

[humble trench]

We have a 150M budget this summer

[devout edge]

I said Scratch that lol

Chill

[digital flax]

before sales **

[humble trench]

We need a striker CDM, some defenders

Maybe a winger

[devout edge]

I spoke to a Bayern fan weeks ago

He'd want Osimhen

Osimhen would be good for Munich tbh

€100M for Osimhen seems fair to me lol

[humble trench]

Don't need to spend 120M on injury prone player

[digital flax]

everyone wants him but DL keeps raising the price every day

[humble trench]

100M I'd be fine

But above that is a no

They want 150M

[devout edge]

I mean

If you spend that much on Osimhen

It can be good

With the help of Muller and Kimmich

Osimhen will score a lot of goals in the Bundesliga

[humble trench]

We need to invest in more positions

[devout edge]

Although 4 players is better than 1, Osimhen is impactful

[humble trench]

I'd say 70-80M on a striker

[devout edge]

Think of it like this

If Osimhen can score a lot in a decent Napoli team

Imagine what he can do with Muller, Kimmich, Goretzka and Gnarby around him

[digital flax]

I don't think any striker is worth 150m

[devout edge]

Bayern are miles better than Napoli

[humble trench]

Goretzka and Gnabry

😭

[devout edge]

More history, more talent

[humble trench]

Gnabry is finished as a winger

[devout edge]

Why lol

[humble trench]

Because he just is lol

I'd trust Mané over Gnabry

We can get more for Gnabry anyways

[digital flax]

[devout edge]

Mbappe, Haaland, Osimhen, Lewandowski

[digital flax]

At least Gnabry score goals when it matters

[humble trench]

Lewandowski too old to be 150M

[digital flax]

what did pane do?

[humble trench]

Vs relegation teams and as a striker?

[proper wind]

mane was good before the wc afterwards he ghosted

[humble trench]

He cost us a pen in final matchday btw

[proper wind]

but gnabry didnt do much against the big teams

[proper wind]

ye and in some other big game but i forgot which one

[humble trench]

Sell Gnabry to Arsenal and invest in Chiesa or some other good winger for 50M

[digital flax]

Last 5 games in the season

[devout edge]

Kulusevski?

[digital flax]

Also most important

[humble trench]

Schalke and Hertha relegation teams

Proving my point

[digital flax]

Where is Mané in this?

[devout edge]

He plays for Tottenham who are melts

But Bayern are top tier

[digital flax]

Where is Mane? 😭😭😭

[devout edge]

So he'd do well

[humble trench]

Deki signed for Spurs

[devout edge]

Mane wasn't the best

[humble trench]

35M I think

[devout edge]

A Bayern fan told me that Mane scored 7 offside goals

[humble trench]

Or 30M

[devout edge]

7 OFFSIDE GOALS 😂

Damn

[humble trench]

Every player has a bad 1st season

[devout edge]

Not every player

[humble trench]

Next season I can see him shine

[devout edge]

Erling Haaland

[devout edge]

I heard Mane's leaving

[proper wind]

he meant humans

[digital flax]

Nah man, some fans are biased. This season was not good forGnabry but he was way better than Mane

[humble trench]

He doesn't want to leave

Who else will pay him 22M a year except Al Hilal

[proper wind]

any saudi club really

or chelsea

or united

[humble trench]

I'd still sell Gnabry regardless

[devout edge]

I'm a Newcastle fan but for some reason I love Bayern

Bayern is an interesting and unique club

[proper wind]

its because you know ball

[digital flax]

Newcastle fan, kdb pfp, love bayern

Decide bro

[proper wind]

assna fans said theyre bigger than bayern

just cause rice was closer to joining them

now he might go to city instead

[digital flax]

They are not even bigger than Chelsea

[humble trench]

They're bottling Rice deal to City

[proper wind]

fr

[humble trench]

I don't mind

They can spend that 100M pounds on Gnabry and Goretzka

2 in 1 deal

[proper wind]

fr

[humble trench]

They can win europa with these players

[devout edge]

I decided years ago

Plus I can still love clubs if I support a team

I live in Newcastle and I grew up there, I'm a Geordie lol

My dad is from Newcastle

[humble trench]

You can support players that aren't in your club

[digital flax]

Fairs

[devout edge]

Not that I support them

I like KDB and I think this pfp is cool

[humble trench]

Like support, same thing

[digital flax]

Maybe but this how Ronaldo/Messi cults were born

[devout edge]

Ngl

You should try and get Rice

Arsenal is nowhere NEAR the levels of Bayern