bayern-munich

[neon atlas]

Extend his contract

Tbh

He's that one guy we can't let slide to other teams

Fr

He won't leave us but can assure if khan will give him a contract

34

Give him 2 yrs he'll retire then prolly

He is hanging for euro anyways

2024

He is

Flick is dumb to not keep him

He and gundogan can't be replaced rn in Germany

They are host so they don't participate in euro qualify

That means there is basically no match

[humble trench]

Saturday

[neon atlas]

Yeah

Nkuku gonna regret on his life

[humble trench]

Imagine we bottle the league with Arsenal kit

[neon atlas]

For signing to chelsea

[humble trench]

I'm not worried about Kimmich

[neon atlas]

Tbh nkuku+musiala would be lit

[humble trench]

More about Mané and Goretzka starting

[neon atlas]

Mane is to be sold!!!

Everything

Injury prone since came to bayern

If u don't start

[humble trench]

???

[digital flax]

Mané just can't run anymore

[neon atlas]

Blud what

💀

[humble trench]

Mané is Senegalese

[digital flax]

?

It has nothing to do with his race

[neon atlas]

Man are u sure ur a Bayern fam

I think u mean AD

Alphonso Davies

And he is very quick

And op

[humble trench]

Doesn't fit Bayern system

He's best a CF like False 9

[digital flax]

Barcelona, Real Madrid, Liverpool and Bayern Munich?

[neon atlas]

Bro I really hope tuchel won't do the thing to Tel which he did to Tammy abraham

[digital flax]

That's too much

[neon atlas]

He never gave him no time

Are u Mexican or American @humble trench

[digital flax]

Oh, so you’re not a fan of all of them?

[neon atlas]

[digital flax]

I thought club roles are for fans

[neon atlas]

If u like laliga as a whole we have #la-liga

That's just my prediction

[humble trench]

Predicting off the name lol

[digital flax]

Idk anymore

[neon atlas]

Would Alvarez fit for us

[humble trench]

Any CDM would

But we can do better than Alvarez

[digital flax]

I just dislike his ability with the ball

[neon atlas]

He can still score tho

[digital flax]

it's 2023 why should we get a midfielder who's not that good with the ball?

[neon atlas]

But his phsique is meh meh

[humble trench]

11th*

[neon atlas]

We ain't choking the league

[humble trench]

What's the issue with winning lol

[neon atlas]

Wtf

[humble trench]

Not every game is guaranteed a win

[digital flax]

Bro, you picked the wrong team then.

[neon atlas]

Look at teams like city

Lol

[humble trench]

There's always Chelsea if you don't like winning

[digital flax]

Maybe go support BVB

[neon atlas]

They can go 38-0

No it's not lol

[humble trench]

Eh, not our fault the other teams bottle every time

[neon atlas]

U never underestimate the teams man

[digital flax]

In 5 minutes you changed color 3 times

[humble trench]

Well there's always UCL and Pokal

[neon atlas]

Wallahi have u seen the table

[neon atlas]

I mean I don't wanna be overconfident and say we are fine in bundesliga and later what if we lose to leipzig

[humble trench]

You never know vs Leipzig

[neon atlas]

[digital flax]

huh

[tidal hornet]

Looking forward to Leipzig winning and making Dortmund the champions this season

[neon atlas]

Do u guys know ja Morant

From basketball

[humble trench]

While wearing Arsenal kit

[neon atlas]

Yeah

[humble trench]

Not really

[neon atlas]

It means we play on pressure

[digital flax]

It's a nice kit but not as home kit

[tidal hornet]

I mean, even if Bayern end up winning, it's not like the match vs Leipzig is going to be boring just because of that

[neon atlas]

Yeah

We enjoy each goal of bayern

[humble trench]

And the away kit..

[neon atlas]

And our ucl run is very great

[humble trench]

I don't like the away kit

[neon atlas]

Yet guys call use farmers league team

[digital flax]

idk who invented that

[humble trench]

You're a Madrid fan

[neon atlas]

[digital flax]

[tidal hornet]

I'm so sorry

[humble trench]

Sorry for your relegation

[neon atlas]

I like Southampton not as a fan just like em

[digital flax]

do you even watch them?

[neon atlas]

No

[digital flax]

or you just like the sound of their name

[humble trench]

Bayern's UCL rivals

[neon atlas]

What was hallands cost before pep took him?

[humble trench]

Depends

[neon atlas]

So ur a bandwagon?

[digital flax]

Idk whats his rc

70m?

[humble trench]

Says 60M but agent fees and all that add up to 100 something

[neon atlas]

Breh

[digital flax]

• his wages

[neon atlas]

If 70 was rc

Should have gotten him

[digital flax]

his wages are 30m/year

[tidal hornet]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1645559111570817024

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern were prepared to break their salary cap for Erling Haaland last year and pay him around €35m/year gross, in addition to paying the €75m release clause. In the end, City topped Bayern's offer & FCB couldn't keep up. Haaland's choice was b/w Bayern & City [@georg_holzner]

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Twitter · Apr 10, 2023, 10:47 PM

[neon atlas]

Are you sure u watch bundesliga?

[digital flax]

35m 😭

[neon atlas]

Can u tell me Stuttgart's position in league

[humble trench]

Nah max 30M

[digital flax]

Still too much

[neon atlas]

U said u liked them

Ok

[humble trench]

Are they 17th?

[tidal hornet]

We got outbid for Haaland and you all want to offer even less

[humble trench]

Borna Sosa to Bayern

[neon atlas]

Who's that

Position?

[humble trench]

Croatian LB

Best Stuttgart player

[neon atlas]

We have our own Croatian goat josip stanisic

[humble trench]

Good backup for Davies for around 15-20M

[neon atlas]

[digital flax]

https://www.capology.com

[humble trench]

Ye but we losing Sarr and Cancelo

[neon atlas]

Work on stanisic

[humble trench]

And if anything to go by this season

We need to extend Pavard and sign a fullback

[neon atlas]

Maybe frimpong will join

[humble trench]

Nah

Would cost over 50M

[neon atlas]

I don't think tuchel will let cancelo go tbh

[digital flax]

35m with bonuses

[humble trench]

Cancelo costs Min. 60M

Not like we aren't the only clubs going for him

Barca is as well

[neon atlas]

He'll go to Liverpool since Trent gonna be a midfielder next szn

[digital flax]

Idk Cancelo sometimes isn't consistent with his technicality

[humble trench]

I think Liverpool need more midfielders than fullbacks

[humble trench]

And don't like his attitude

Doesn't play 2 games and will complain

[digital flax]

Maz is much better anyway

[neon atlas]

Just to let y'all know Lucas Hernandez will be back so we can cook him for rb or lb

He is op

[humble trench]

Media accounts + interviews by coaches and players

[neon atlas]

Media and interviews

[digital flax]

Last game Cancelo won 3/9 of his ground duels

Lmao

[neon atlas]

The reason he left man city is cuz he didn't get play time

[digital flax]

Maz won 6/10

[humble trench]

Vs Schalke 🥶

[neon atlas]

Maz is great tbh

[digital flax]

Yep

[neon atlas]

Hope he gets that bulky glowup like Davis and lewa and becomes a beast

We need a new hier now

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1658177588764762130?t=KB3GC_UJ4vxL5qESvynBXw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel's preferred option for the #6 position is a player from the Premier League [@Plettigoal]

Twitter · May 15, 2023, 6:28 PM

Palhinha to Bayern confirmed

Caicedo costs 80M and Rice 100M

Alvarez is a no, so only other options I could think of are De Jong and Ugarte

[digital flax]

Kovacic

[humble trench]

Should sack him for even mentioning Kovacic

[neon atlas]

Ruben neves would watch

For us

[old zinc]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1658177588764762130?t=f8MPOqhjqpxR774joY0rDw&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel's preferred option for the #6 position is a player from the Premier League [@Plettigoal]

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Twitter · May 15, 2023, 6:28 PM

Stay away from rice and caicedo 🙏

[atomic comet]

Knowing him he’d may target Kovecic, but you never know

[old zinc]

Trade gravenberch or mazraoui for partey who says no

[atomic comet]

I say no because why would you do that

[old zinc]

Because you have ballers on your bench 😭

Plus we're replacing partey either way so

[atomic comet]

I doubt he’d want to be with Bayern though

[old zinc]

Eh better than getting benched/losing your spot in the starting xi

[round urchin]

I say no

[thorny spoke]

Everyone

[glass otter]

Lavia

[frank pivot]

Real Madrid is eyeing Kimmich

That's probably it

[exotic python]

We cant give up maz he got lots of potential

[exotic python]

Why would he go to one of our biggest rivals

[frank pivot]

He'll probably reject them

[exotic python]

Probably

[humble trench]

Tuchel wants a CDM from Prem League

I'm highly thinking we'll get Palhinha for 50-55M

Another option is Hojberg but don't see it happening

[exotic python]

Caicedo is Rly good

[sullen idol]

when neuer can play again?

[humble trench]

In summer

[tired prism]

Next season

Sommer will probably be sold

Nubel too

It'll be back to Neuer and Ulreich again

I just hope neuer doesn't slow down

Which he's likely to

[thorny hare]

i mean he wasnt that good

the past szns

and he is getting rly old

[tired prism]

We won't get barca in our ucl group next season 😭

Really wanted to destroy those bastards again

[humble trench]

We could

If we bottle the league

[long fox]

Dw, we can go back to tormenting Arsenal

[tired prism]

No way that's happening

[tired prism]

How about we torment los blancos?

We could get them in the group stage

[long fox]

All fun and games till the ref decides to be a twat again

[neon atlas]

oh hell no they are class

losing any of them for partey is an L for us

i wanna see us humiliate real madrid

[exotic python]

Not trusting this until fabrizio says so

And cancelo has been amazing

[humble trench]

Tbf he started declining from late 2022

Like from November

[thorny hare]

i mean who would we play instead

[exotic python]

Davies is back in training

Via Kerry Hau

[humble trench]

Would be a really good away kit

I'm not ready to see any Bayern player in that away kit we have planned

[strong saddle]

That's clean

[thorny hare]

he dont fit the system

he can stay at eintracht

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1658559150354321417?t=z7fE5Y2vfWS4EOBJr0wtwg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

📸 The new font on the 2023/24 kit

Twitter · May 16, 2023, 7:44 PM

Looked clean until I saw the font

[exotic python]

Wtf is the font tho

[strong saddle]

why are there circuit boards in the numbers

[exotic python]

Who u want as our 9 then?

[humble trench]

Someone take me back to 21/22 kits

Went from goated kits to.. these

[strong saddle]

Right

[serene ermine]

We should Sign Zidane

[exotic python]

Fr lmao

Would be cool If they went back to the red and white stripes over the shirt again like we had in the past

I dont like the all white at the torso so much

[neon atlas]

ow hell naw

[sterile bison]

Thats literally the ugliest kit ive seen

[exotic python]

Kinda looks like a training kit lol

[exotic python]

Jonathan David here would be interesting i imagine him not being that expensive too

[sterile bison]

nah it looks like fifa kits but without license

[lavish carbon]

why would you change the color bruh

I mean not actually you

but going white on a home kit for you seems so weird

its like if Spurs made an all gray kit or sum]

[exotic python]

Would look better If the torso was red and the arms were white

[lavish carbon]

exactly

its gotta be main red

[strong saddle]

That would look like an arsenal kit

[exotic python]

Fr

[lavish carbon]

ong bezz

[exotic python]

Oh Yeah lmfao

[lavish carbon]

actually yeah lmao

[exotic python]

Arsenal been stealing our swag

[lavish carbon]

this looks like a pajama shirt

especially the long sleeve

[exotic python]

Lmfao yeah

[lavish carbon]

it looks like a fuckin Polish national team or sum idk

bad kit

[exotic python]

I dont like it

[lavish carbon]

wouldnt buy it if I was a Bayern fan

[exotic python]

Hopefully our away kit is nice

[exotic python]

Got the away kit we had this season so sexy

[lavish carbon]

honestly Adidas took a massive L with that kit

[strong saddle]

Watch it be a completely different color

Like green

Lmfao

[exotic python]

I hate that adidas modernized their logo

Looks so bad

[exotic python]

Can They even do that with rules and all that💀

[strong saddle]

Man

Idk

[humble trench]

Does he know?

[exotic python]

What?

[humble trench]

Do you know how our away kit looks like

[strong saddle]

Oh right....

[exotic python]

Nah i just said that i hope it looks nice

[strong saddle]

Riiiiiight

[exotic python]

I dont like our home kit

[strong saddle]

So uh

[humble trench]

You're gonna be disappointed

[strong saddle]

It uh

Yeah

[humble trench]

Huge time

[strong saddle]

Show him please

[exotic python]

Why so pessimistic

[humble trench]

1 sec

Let me get it

[lavish carbon]

dont think you can have an all green kit

[exotic python]

Aight

[lavish carbon]

you need some details in a different color

like betis or wolfsburg

[exotic python]

Yh

[strong saddle]

Yeah

[exotic python]

😭😭

[strong saddle]

Vomit

[exotic python]

Looks like an esports kit

Wtf

[strong saddle]

It's vomit

Lmfao

[exotic python]

Are we rly gonna be wearing that next ucl😭

Man hell nah

[humble trench]

Huge downgrade from 21/22 kits

[exotic python]

Huge huge downgrade

Loved our away kit this season

Simple and clean

[strong saddle]

They can't change it right

[humble trench]

24/25 we'll have green with white home kit

Nope

[neon atlas]

bro

[exotic python]

Could be nice

[humble trench]

Probably already make 3M copies of it to sell

[humble trench]

We'll go from being Arsenal to being Sporting

[strong saddle]

CRAP

[neon atlas]

inter won this shi in the most unexpected ezn

just to get crushed by man city

[humble trench]

Nah

City bottle

[exotic python]

Dont see city losing

[humble trench]

That's what people said in 20/21 season

[exotic python]

They are different now

[humble trench]

City are bad away

Max 1-1 games

[exotic python]

They are playing home

2nd leg

[humble trench]

The final

[strong saddle]

^

[exotic python]

Inter would be a cake walk for em lol

[humble trench]

Nah

Don't understand Inter

Underestimate *

My english so off these past few days

[digital flax]

They want to pair off RKM with Choupo when he is injured most of the time

[exotic python]

Rkm Rly isn’t all that

[digital flax]

what’s wrong with Brazzo? 💀

[digital flax]

isnt what?

Its funny but Tel could be considered a wide forward just like RKM

Why do we bring him when Mathys is here?

[humble trench]

Planning with a 2 striker system I guess

[exotic python]

Let tuchel cook

He knows What hes doing

[neon atlas]

no

cook what

we dont wanna be chelsea

we have good players

we absolutely dont need rkm

we need a top finisher like kane

[exotic python]

We dont need that old twat

[neon atlas]

i said like kane

not kane

[exotic python]

My bad i’m tired

[neon atlas]

i want him to break pl's record tbh

he op

[exotic python]

Best player ever that hasnt won anything big

[humble trench]

And they're in the final confirmed almost

[neon atlas]

yessir

milan disappointed tbh

i wanted to see two best clubs

but

we will see two worse ones

[exotic python]

Milan in a bad state rn

[humble trench]

Inter was the better team

And we'll see what happens tomorrow

[exotic python]

Still so sad to see How we choked this ucl

Time to do better next season

[humble trench]

Good striker and CDM should be good

Winger as well if we don't spend 200M on 2 positions

[exotic python]

Caicedo could be good for us

[neon atlas]

why buy cdm lol

[exotic python]

I wonder the same

People are saying kimmich might leave for real

[neon atlas]

we have gravenberch

[exotic python]

He’s pretty mid ngl lmao

[humble trench]

Gravenberch is box to box player

[exotic python]

Also playing cdm

[neon atlas]

oh btw guys telemans is f/a so bayern will focus onhim

[humble trench]

He just isn't fit enough for the role

[neon atlas]

he will be cheap unlike cicedo or some noob

[humble trench]

Is he even a cdm

[neon atlas]

he can be

[humble trench]

Might as well go for Xhaka then

[exotic python]

Goretzka is great tho

[neon atlas]

he has got the pshique

[exotic python]

A striker should be our highest priority

[humble trench]

He's injury prone and plays like a CAM

Fits a 3 midfield system better

[neon atlas]

nope

i would rather focus on dm

[exotic python]

Tired seeing another winger as our 9

Proper striker is important for team spirit

[neon atlas]

blud

wym team spirit

talking out team spirit each tackle brings team spirit

gotta support back and midfield as well

[digital flax]

Tielemans is btec Roca

[exotic python]

Blud the only proper striker we got rn is a injury prone 34 y/o

U make the call

[neon atlas]

ik

but

he is underestimating defenders

[lofty cedar]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1658610909051252739?s=46&t=vkstDNQKqU6EA2TySLjh8A

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman_)

🚨 BREAKING: Pending further confirmation, Barcelona is very interested in Kimmich, who is thinking about leaving Bayern. Xavi’s a fan of him and the club knows they have to convince the player as soon as possible. @martinezferran #Transfers 🇩🇪💣

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Twitter · May 16, 2023, 11:10 PM

LFG

[trail bloom]

lmfao like that’s ever gonna happen

and if it does

we’re just gonna get mbappe

we have a lotta midfielders

[lofty cedar]

Mbappes going to real

Not another farmers league

[trail bloom]

i mean yall will give the big bucks

[lofty cedar]

Yeah but if he is leaving psg

It wont be for the money

[trail bloom]

i doubt real want him anymore , and even then , its worse for yall if he does go to real

ive heard recent news that madrid is fed up of him

[lofty cedar]

I would rather him go to bayern than real

But the probability of the latter is higher

[trail bloom]

lets see then

but we are getting too ahead of ourselves

kimmich aint leaving just like that

[exotic python]

How is Barca gonna afford him lmao

[humble trench]

Quit the waffling

Kimmich is more likely to go to Madrid or City

[lofty cedar]

https://twitter.com/SaraFCBi/status/1658626556867264512?s=19
https://fxtwitter.com/GrayDelly/status/1658631061906116613?s=19

Sara 🦋 (@SaraFCBi)

Xavi, BRING KIMMICH HOME 🥰

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Twitter · May 17, 2023, 12:12 AM

[humble trench]

Just bc he was a role model doesn't mean he's going to Barca lol

[glass otter]

Nonononononi

[digital flax]

https://fxtwitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1658731693367349248

[digital flax]

Source: trust me bro

[lofty cedar]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1658755019385053189?s=46&t=hWKPjHoh5j1UK0ZK8_kclw

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman_)

❗️Market news from @gerardromero soon. #Transfers 🔜📰

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Twitter · May 17, 2023, 8:43 AM

[humble trench]

No german sources even said anything about this

Just basing off role models that he'll join

[neon atlas]

brreh

[daring geode]

this kit will prolly recieve the same reaction 18/19 kit got

people got mad for blue sleeves and blue pants

a white shirt would be a field day for fans

[exotic python]

Kimmich is our best player we cant let him go wtf

[long fox]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1658773668762202112

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Barcelona and Real Madrid's interest in Joshua Kimmich is not new. However, one thing is certain for Bayern bosses: Kimmich is not for sale, there's no price tag for him. They're planning with him as midfield boss and captain after the Neuer/Müller era [@kerry_hau]

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Twitter · May 17, 2023, 9:57 AM

[exotic python]

Source trust me bro

Cant believe we will play in this

[thorny spoke]

Nah nah if kimmich leave us then whole team gets imbalanced

[exotic python]

Best player we have rn

Cant lose him

[thorny spoke]

If we lose him bayern will turn out like bvb

[exotic python]

Dont be so pessimistic

But Yeah he’s very important for us

[trail bloom]

the source is the one below the post i sent

[neon atlas]

yeah before ronaldo leaves for newcastle in loan they will say the same

[humble trench]

Kimmich stays until 2026

[exotic python]

Just a guess?

[humble trench]

Nah pretty sure he'll extend

Like until 2027

Then we sell in 2026 when he wants to try a new challenge

[zealous mauve]

I dont understand why he wants to join barca

Wtf

I dont understand why lewa went to barca either

[tired prism]

Well Madrid aren't much better than us

Lol

[long fox]

4-1 on aggregate doesn't really reflect on our games against City

[tired prism]

WE'RE OFFICIALLY CLEAR OF MADRID

[long fox]

https://tenor.com/view/the-flintstones-fred-flintstone-happy-gif-23347872

[dull skiff]

How did madrid get done worse than us 😂

City has the easiest final

[long fox]

That kills the whole ''City always get easy draws'' narrative ig

[pallid coyote]

We had a hard way to get there

Icl

We had you guys and Madrid

[thorny spoke]

Ngl kimmich carried whole team in second half

Im sure if kimmich leaves the only reason will be our board

[lofty cedar]

Kimmich gonna force a move 🔥

Dont go to training fr

[midnight junco]

Does that mean Dortmund is better since they we’re technically City’s toughest challenge this season

[trail bloom]

technically

i mean blud they are literally in the race in years

[orchid sapphire]

sadio mane is coming home

liverpool

[vestal canopy]

g

[thorny spoke]

No one cares

[tired prism]

Good

We don't want him anyway

[orchid sapphire]

good

mean ass fans

[tired prism]

Get tf out of the bayern channel idiot

Mane has done nothing but cause unrest in the dressing room

And score offside goals

[orchid sapphire]

k

[orchid sapphire]

no

i like bayern

bvb dortmund>

[tired prism]

Lmfao

U support liverpool?@orchid sapphire

[orchid sapphire]

i support 6 clubs

but mainly liverpool fan tho

[tired prism]

Plastic

[orchid sapphire]

?

[modern escarp]

please don't

no need to be an arse about it, it's someone on discord

[orchid sapphire]

what do he/she mean by plastic

[modern escarp]

it's basically "fake fan" because some people think they're superior by only supporting one club or whatever. I mean personally I think supporting two clubs in the same league is a bit odd but that's all

[orchid sapphire]

oh

i can name every player i support in 6 clubs

[modern escarp]

yeah people don't really care about that stuff. They just hear a number and call you a plastic

[orchid sapphire]

one for each

[modern escarp]

Do you watch Bayern though?

[orchid sapphire]

💀

[orchid sapphire]

yea

latest match they scored 5

[modern escarp]

nice, hope you enjoyed the match

[orchid sapphire]

it was lame

mid

[modern escarp]

I've barely watched any bayern game this season 😭

[orchid sapphire]

thomas muller couldnt even score

[modern escarp]

such a shame

oh that's a shame

[orchid sapphire]

well he did

but not often as much

kimmich taking penalties now ☠️

set piece sadio mane or muller

[tired prism]

6

[tired prism]

He did

U didn't watch the game

[tired prism]

He supports 6 bloody clubs

[tired prism]

U aren't a bayern fan right?

[modern escarp]

so

it's discord man, stop being pressed about what someone on discord does outside of discord lol

[modern escarp]

I am

[thorny hare]

if you dont watch ur club play

how can you call yourself a fan?

[exotic python]

I try to watch every Bayern game

[thorny hare]

👍

thoughts on the game vs leipzig?

its gonna decide title most likely

[exotic python]

Liepzig are very dangerous

I hope we pull through

2-1 maybe

[thorny hare]

its at home so thats good

[exotic python]

Yeah true

[thorny hare]

think 2-1 /3-2 is realistic

[exotic python]

Yeah def

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1659173371790213125?t=sscXoVgl-HXrdlkJDFcWcQ&s=33

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Bayern Munich are weighing up a summer move for Declan Rice. Thomas Tuchel is a big fan of the English midfielder.

(Source: Daily Mail)

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Twitter · May 18, 2023, 12:25 PM

im on my knees

im doing 360s

im spinning on it

i do backflips on it

[thorny spoke]

Kimmich and rice

World is not ready for it

[exotic python]

We are probably gonna get outbid

He could become insane in Bayern, Westham held him back

[surreal snow]

Get Rice to decline other clubs

average Brazzo tactic which will work if they actually try

you cant expect 50 million to play like 100 million

and bayern need to realize that

[humble trench]

Investing more in a CDM than a ST lol

More than 70M on CDM we won't spend

And 70M is De Jong type of value

[neon atlas]

buy bruno gumaries

[surreal snow]

cdm > st

we can literally get any mediocre striker that has a good header and we'd still be in for the double

[neon atlas]

fr

i say this all the time

[inland moth]

just start tel next season

I will be there

[neon atlas]

fr

hope we get city,rma in same group and clap them

[inland moth]

can't get city

since we are 1st in buli and they are in prem

[exotic python]

Lowkey want vlahovic here

What a player

[humble trench]

Chiesa threw that game

This season has been bad for him

[digital flax]

Vlahovic despite the goal is terrible on the ball and his hold up play is meh

Not to mention he loses a lot of duels

[vocal ruin]

We just need a main center forword and a better cb

Upacaemo my guy slipped in every match he tried to defend

[neon atlas]

???

do u guys really think upamecano is bad

lol

[humble trench]

No

Good in a back 3

[tired prism]

Nah but lucas and de ligt are better

They should be our starting cbs next season

[neon atlas]

fr

can also make lucas play as lb/rb to stop wingers

[exotic python]

He’s great just been struggling with confidence lately

[neon atlas]

yeah

he taking stress

[tidal hornet]

Upa is a player that's great 99% of the time, but when the 1% happens, it's awful and can get us knocked out of a competition

[thorny spoke]

He isnt a big game player

[neon atlas]

wtf u talking about

did u not see him keeping mbappe in pocket?

[thorny hare]

did u not see him getting city 2 goals in 6 min?

[neon atlas]

did u not see him blocking shots in wc finals?

[modern escarp]

We did, but we saw more than just that match unlike you apparently

[thorny hare]

i watched every bayern game

this season

[modern escarp]

hope you enjoyed some

but

I think Upa isn't what he could be right now if that makes sense

at bayern

[thorny hare]

he just isnt reliable enough

[neon atlas]

fr

[thorny hare]

shame sommer is only 180

[neon atlas]

he getting alot of hate

he will have a redemption arc next szn

[humble trench]

Bro he's getting sold

[neon atlas]

what

tf

[humble trench]

You actually think he's remaining with Neuer lol

[neon atlas]

ah no lol

but he deserves a chance

[long fox]

Nah, keep Upa

[neon atlas]

just bcuz he played 2 games bad doesnt mean he is to be kicked

[humble trench]

Upa?

Or sommer

[neon atlas]

upa

[humble trench]

Ok

[long fox]

Gore and Mane need to be sold immediately tho lmao

Uzbekistan league for em

[neon atlas]

werent the board caring about buliga? they winning it rn so they better not sell em

[humble trench]

Went from having hopes of selling Gnabry Mane and Gore to only Gore left

Tucheliban wants to keep them all

[neon atlas]

fr

@humble trench do u play fifa

[humble trench]

Yea

[thorny hare]

should sell mane and goretzka

sane and gnabry been doing a lot better

[tidal hornet]

Gnabry just isn't a striker. He might do better next season with a proper striker to work with

[neon atlas]

show team

[tired prism]

Who do we replace goretzka with?

[tired prism]

And I'm 191

I should replace sommer at bayern

[thorny hare]

fact is he cant get some balls

bcs he isnt tall enough

[thorny hare]

gravenbrech

[exotic python]

This^^

[exotic python]

Why sell goretzka he still has some left in him

[neon atlas]

tbf we need a replacement

not a big fan of him

or game

play

[exotic python]

Who u want?

[neon atlas]

if we could bargin tonali

would be lovely

[surreal snow]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1659640328658231320?t=xRTDiGnPNRnrlR6UiV4IiA&s=33

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

• @kerry_hau confirms that Bayern will not bid for Edson Álvarez and will focus on other candidates for the position

Twitter · May 19, 2023, 7:21 PM

[exotic python]

https://tenor.com/view/rice-wednesday-rice-wednesday-rice-wendsay-wendsay-gif-20488672

Declan and Gnabry stirring the pot

[surreal snow]

are you guys seeing all the barca fans on twitter saying kimmich wants to join them

its funny and annoying at the same time since they actually believe their sources

[old zinc]

It's not just them 😭
https://twitter.com/jbsoutar/status/1659607440080482304?t=vel9cwQmBoZOTLeKBPAdHw&s=19

Jason Soutar (@jbsoutar)

Arsenal are 'interested' in signing Bayern Munich midfielder Joshua Kimmich [Marca].

Kimmich is 'unhappy' in Munich and is 'considering an exit' [Mundo Deportivo].

Full story on @F365:
https://t.co/iJj3yyFKNi

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Twitter · May 19, 2023, 5:10 PM

[surreal snow]

just waiting for the contract extension

somehow their "sources" claim he has an agent, a release clause and isnt happy in munich

watch them say he doesnt like the weather in munich and wants to move to a hotter region

[old zinc]

when does his contract expire

[humble trench]

FUT?

[glass otter]

Tier 10

[humble trench]

My top 2 options are De Jong and Palhinha but doubt De Jong wants to leave after winning league

And Tuchel wants a prem #6

[neon atlas]

yes

[neon atlas]

thiago silva in cdm would be op

[humble trench]

Used to have rttf Lamela before I sold him

At RW

Haven't played much last few weeks

[humble trench]

Bro is like 37

[neon atlas]

bro carries chelsea's defence

just imagine

a guy whos being paid like 5 mil euros and 38 is doing better than 70 million fofana,60 mil koulibaily,cucerrlla

[thorny spoke]

But fofana dont get paid 70m tho

[old zinc]

Let me delude myself into dreaming a rice odegaard kimmich midfield

[neon atlas]

he is bad anyways

[exotic python]

According to fabrizio Bayern arent interested in negotiations

[exotic python]

Jonathan David liking posts on fc bayerns IG 👀

Also following em

[coarse crest]

hi

hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi

[humble trench]

Npc

[exotic python]

💀

[unreal wing]

👀

[pine comet]

i am 'quite surprised' by this 'transfer' story because it is 'quite' 'weird' kimmich 'could leave' bayern 'munich'

[buoyant jungle]

I’m scared for today

[humble trench]

ah sweet

matchday

I'm going to suffer watching this

[neon atlas]

bro there are no negotiations about kimich

all of em are fake

[sullen tendon]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1659927512749572098?s=46&t=t_cWjbNZQ_S98aYkc6JzGg

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman_)

🚨 BREAKING: Kimmich has been offered to Barcelona, who are studying the operation. @gerardromero #Transfers 🇩🇪🔥

Twitter · May 20, 2023, 2:22 PM

Thoughts Bayern fans?

[sullen tendon]

Not downgrading unfortunately

[long fox]

Source: Pep's hair

[digital flax]

He's not going anywhere

[sullen tendon]

No he’s actually a reliable source better then tapin merchant fabrizio

[sullen tendon]

Yeah that’s what I think as well

Don’t see him leaving

[thorny hare]

bro what

[lofty cedar]

Yeh gerard romero was the only one who predicted kounde to barca

When everyone else was saying kounde to chelsea

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1659943641974988802?t=jASlOyaYcjxyqSqkBqMCng&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Bayern XI against Leipzig:

Sommer -
Mazraoui, Pavard, de Ligt, Cancelo -
Kimmich, Goretzka -
Coman, Müller ©, Musiala -
Gnabry

#MiaSanMia

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Twitter · May 20, 2023, 3:26 PM

Fcking Goretzka..

And Musiala LW, is Sané that sht?

[thorny hare]

sane was good last few games

tf is tuchel doing

[humble trench]

It's never gonna happen

[humble trench]

Too busy starting Müller every game

And Musiala became the new untouchable player

[humble trench]

No, but Musiala is that good

[humble trench]

Tuchel understood that Musiala is a beast on the left-wing

[buoyant jungle]

No not Gnabry

[thorny hare]

atleast no mane

[humble trench]

Ye he's dribbling abilities best used there

[humble trench]

kimmich is NOT leaving

why do you guys trust barca fanpage

anyways

jonathan david to bayern, thoughts?

[sterile bison]

tuchel really does not like mane

[warped nexus]

ik

[humble trench]

GNABRY

I KNEW YOU'RE BACK

[tired prism]

We may need to buy cancelo

[strong saddle]

Oof that was scary

[humble trench]

And sell Pavard or?

I'd rather keep Pavard

[azure idol]

kimmich leaving?

[thorny hare]

cancello did great so far

[surreal snow]

fake sources

[thorny spoke]

Ayo can someone pin this?
Kimmich is going nowhere
He is untouchable and retires as a goat🐐 at bayern

[azure idol]

i rode barcelona want him to replace biscuits

[surreal snow]

barca can want him all they want

they cant even register their own players

[azure idol]

hehe

[digital flax]

Do people realize that rkm and gnabry are equall in goals?

[glass otter]

Ffs we no longer facing Barca in ucl

Can we lose the league

[glass otter]

Generational Striker vs washed

[humble trench]

Bro cares more about facing Barca than winning the league 😭

[digital flax]

“Generational striker”

[glass otter]

Big clubs coming in at 100 mil for him

[glass otter]

Of course

Its a tradition to batter them

[digital flax]

[humble trench]

We can batter them in ro16

[thorny hare]

they dont make it out of the group stage tho

barca has to pay for it

[brave sparrow]

1-1?

[craggy siren]

yes

[humble trench]

am i just staring at 1-1 in my tv screen

we honestly deserve to go trophyless this season

[tired prism]

We can't throw away the league like this

It just had to be bloody laimer

Terminate his deal

[humble trench]

musiala was all alone

[thorny hare]

i mean doesnt this like show his worth

[humble trench]

and he managed to reflect the shot

[tired prism]

I'm just mad rn

[humble trench]

this is why he's my starboy

it was 4v1

[tired prism]

WTF

A BLOODY PEN

[strong saddle]

GUH

[tired prism]

PISS OFF

Sommer pls

[strong saddle]

Oh dear

[tired prism]

We're finished

[long fox]

I hate life

[humble trench]

we just lost the league

gg

[strong saddle]

I can't watch this anymore

[surreal snow]

tv off once more

[strong saddle]

Delete this club

[surreal snow]

unbelieveable

[humble trench]

embarrassing

[tired prism]

I hate my life

[strong saddle]

Arsenal Munich

[digital flax]

At least some heads are gonna fly

[humble trench]

Selling Goretzka

[serene ermine]

Only thing I'm happy about to play varca in ucl

[digital flax]

[humble trench]

Sacking the whole board

I will be there no matter what

we should terminate laimers contract

i dont care

[tired prism]

I've seen my cricket and football team lose on the same day

[surreal snow]

ship laimer to al naasr

[tired prism]

Exactly

Leave laimer on the bench

[strong saddle]

Send him to Asia in an Amazon box

[surreal snow]

Fire the board

[tired prism]

FIRE EVERYONE

Delete bayern munich

[humble trench]

not even bench

[surreal snow]

its unbelieveable

[tired prism]

Reserves

[humble trench]

get him out of province of Bavaria

[tired prism]

With u19

[strong saddle]

Kick him out of Germany

For good

[humble trench]

infact he should be playing in 3rd indian division

[tired prism]

Screw that bastard

[surreal snow]

how can you stop playint football after 30 minutes

[humble trench]

if they're fortunate enough

[brave sparrow]

At least you can have your annual thrashing of Barcelona next szn in gs

[tired prism]

We should've just announced laimer's signing before the game

[strong saddle]

Hell no

[tired prism]

He probably wouldn't have started then

[strong saddle]

Barcas probably gonna have messi again

[surreal snow]

who cares about barca

[humble trench]

stop forcing rivalry between bayern and barca

[tired prism]

The future is looking bleak

[humble trench]

we're superior to barca

[surreal snow]

lost the league in 10 minutes

[strong saddle]

We really can't make fun of them because they won their league this year

But yeah

[surreal snow]

letting leipzig play all game long

wonder how its 2-1

[tired prism]

AH

[surreal snow]

somehow Impossible to keep controlling the game

[tired prism]

Tuchel ball = haram ball

[humble trench]

don't blame tuchel

he had no preparation

it was so sudden

infact there wasnt even a rumor

of tuchel going to bayern

[strong saddle]

What place are Leipzig

[hallow patrol]

WHHYY

U GUYS NEED TO WIN

[tired prism]

We've completely thrown away the treble

[hallow patrol]

PLEASE

WIN

[tired prism]

We're finished

[hallow patrol]

YOU GUYS HAVE THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD

[tired prism]

We don't have that winning mentality anymore

[humble trench]

we should sack brazzo kahn

[tired prism]

Hainer

[humble trench]

kahn is my idol but this just aint ir

it

[tired prism]

He's the biggest hypocrite out there

[hallow patrol]

pls dont bottle the league

[surreal snow]

team full of losers

[hallow patrol]

im begging

[humble trench]

him aswell

[hallow patrol]

i dont wanna draw bayern again

[pseudo carbon]

Dortmund will prob throw like they always do

[humble trench]

we need to go trophyless

[tired prism]

Except muller

[humble trench]

this season

[tired prism]

Yup

We need to learn a lesson

[hallow patrol]

u guys have musiala

[surreal snow]

musiala post wc

[tired prism]

Pusiala

[hallow patrol]

musiala is the best youngster in the world

pls

win the league

[tired prism]

I wanna see kahn's face rn

[surreal snow]

and the entire world is celebrating a soulless club beating us

[tired prism]

Why do u care?

Another pen ffs

[hallow patrol]

so we dont draw you in the ucl

[tired prism]

This is just unbelievable now

[digital flax]

Pen

[humble trench]

Musiala is only one serious in this match

im being frl

[surreal snow]

not even watching anymore

[tired prism]

Embarrassing

[strong saddle]

Another pen?

[tired prism]

Disgraceful

Shambolic

[tired prism]

Yup

[strong saddle]

I'm gonna go play Minecraft like haaland

[tired prism]

3-1

[long fox]

3-1, yea wrap it up lmao

[tired prism]

Bayern Munich are officially finished

[humble trench]

embarrassing

[long fox]

Bayern did a Spurs today

1-0 up, lose 3-1

[humble trench]

congratz Dortmund on winning the league

it was nice knowing all

[old zinc]

I know how yall feel 😭

[surreal snow]

if augsburg win tommorow the entire world will blame us

[neon atlas]

Blud we bottled it

...

[surreal snow]

for a fact you dont

[tired prism]

U don't

[tired prism]

Unlikely

[old zinc]

Bottling the league? Yeah unfortunately

[neon atlas]

We literally dominate German football

[tired prism]

The way we've bottled is way worse

[neon atlas]

[tired prism]

Plz augsburg

[long fox]

Nah

[surreal snow]

have you won the pl for 10 years?

[old zinc]

Honestly hope that Augsburg do yall a favor

[long fox]

This is a deserved humbling

[swift zinc]

Borussia finally win a Bundesliga title?

[neon atlas]

Ahhh

Unfortunately

Yes

[swift zinc]

BvB deserves a Bundesliga title

[hallow patrol]

U GUYS NEED TO WIN BRO

[surreal snow]

todays been the biggest L in my life

[neon atlas]

Fr

But it teaches us lesson aswell

[tired prism]

Fr

[surreal snow]

watching hertha vs Bochum in the stadium, hertha relegate

[neon atlas]

Especially the board

[tired prism]

I've watched two of my teams lose

[surreal snow]

watching bayern vs leipzig, bayeen bottle the league

[neon atlas]

[tired prism]

Or actually throw away the match

[neon atlas]

That's sad

[strong saddle]

The board is sitting back and eating popcorn right now

[tired prism]

Fans leaving

[surreal snow]

rightfully so

[tired prism]

When was the last time this happened?

[strong saddle]

Let them

[neon atlas]

We have chance tbh

If they choke

[tired prism]

No

[surreal snow]

the Fans have been doing their absolute most all season

and im not surprised they leave after watching thus

[neon atlas]

Let's just hope they choke

[tired prism]

I doubt it

[surreal snow]

maybe the board and players have to question themselves first

[tired prism]

Highly

[neon atlas]

Same

1% hope

we got chance lads

[tired prism]

Board needs to resign

Useless players like pane needs to be kicked out

[brave sparrow]

more like 99%

It's dortmud

[neon atlas]

Yeah

They been bottling since 10 yrs

[brave sparrow]

they're the spurs of germany

[neon atlas]

Fr

We are man city of buliga

Ruin their hopes

Also who tf fouled twice in the box?

[humble trench]

1 pavard

1 mazraoui

[neon atlas]

Bluf

Ffs

[humble trench]

i have a feeling that pavard always get dumb pens

[neon atlas]

And he turns in prime cafu vs psg

Chokes d on buliga

[strong saddle]

Fat c

[lofty cedar]

Bayern downfall

I will be there

No matter what

[vagrant flame]

Bro United, Bayern, Barcelona, RM are all in the mud.

[wet stirrup]

Bayern sacrificed Bundesliga to kill Barca in the UCL

[lofty cedar]

We won the league by a landslide

And we’re more successful than real this szn

I see this as a w

[vagrant flame]

More successful but let's be realist. Spain's level is lowers than Europeans comps. Sevilla are an exception.

[strong saddle]

We share bottles with Arsenal now

[vagrant flame]

It's sad ngl

[neon atlas]

we will make barca suffer for every title we lose

[lofty cedar]

Epl isnt ucl level either lmao

[vagrant flame]

It's better. Everyone knows that

[lofty cedar]

We r 14 points ahead of ucl semi finalists in the league

We are not in the mud

[lofty cedar]

💀

Blud said epl is harder than ucl

[neon atlas]

just to bottle in group stage LMAO

[vagrant flame]

It is

[serene ermine]

We're facing varca in UCL 🥰

[reef prairie]

[lofty cedar]

Then why dont epl clubs have the most ucls?

Why doesnt united have more ucls than ajax as such a successful epl side