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open flower
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hinterhältige 3-uhr-nachricht

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wir erstickten

old zinc
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reawtched the match

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Mazraoui is HIM

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5 dribbles, most chances created, most duels won

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why oh why does this guy make your bench 😭

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how much 🙏

safe orchid
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hes really good player i don't know why he's benched

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bc they are stupid

humble trench
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If it wasn't only about this seasons goals then why sack mid season you idiot

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Finding every excuse to justify the mistake of sacking Nagelsmann

glass otter
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Swap the ratings

humble trench
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Kahn is totally out of control

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You don't sack a men who was invincible in UCL and first of the Bundesliga

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Kahn should be sack

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I don't even understand why they sack it during the season that so unprofessional.

long fox
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If something's not broken, you don't try to fuckin fix it lmao

digital flax
inland moth
humble trench
inland moth
glass otter
inland moth
tired prism
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Kahn is a lunatic

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Sacked nagelsmann for no reason and now finding every excuse possible to justify it

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Imagine sacking the manager for long term goals when we were still in all 3 competitions

thorny spoke
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Biggest mistake in this century of bayern

strong saddle
tidal hornet
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Would Schmeichel have done any better for us?

tired prism
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Bruh even Muller's future could be questioned this summer

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That's the last thing we need to do

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He must retire here

digital flax
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Probably the worst gk in Ligue 1

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They are really trying to make Nagelsmann bad here when it's the opposite actually kekw

glass otter
glass otter
digital flax
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He is not good with his feet at all

glass otter
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we should have signed

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szczęsny

humble trench
humble trench
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Sell him

humble trench
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nah

golden dagger
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Guys

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We need to get rid of tuchel

thorny spoke
buoyant jungle
brave sparrow
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tuchel is a very good coach but he shouldn't have been hired rn

humble trench
humble trench
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i dont want mason fraud

thorny spoke
humble trench
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With Nagelsmann we can

long fox
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Damn

thorny spoke
humble trench
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If we sack the board yes

thorny spoke
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Nice

thorny spoke
humble trench
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Brazzo as well

tidal hornet
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We can't even offer Mane as part of a swap deal 😭

thorny spoke
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Why

humble trench
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Read the tweet

dull skiff
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He’s not even better than camavinga

inland moth
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we want him

tidal hornet
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This man speaks for us

humble trench
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Most of the time

humble trench
humble trench
fervent edge
thin thorn
heady juniper
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Washed player

runic bay
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Tel should play more instead of all these wastemen

humble trench
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Gravenberch as well

glass otter
humble trench
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Gone

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Or sheit

humble trench
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Pavard already looking to leave us 😢

digital flax
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Just because he’s criticizing the club doesn’t mean he will make a good board member.

humble trench
humble trench
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hgahaghsahaahahba

thorny spoke
humble trench
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I'm not gonna watch any games with the away kit

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And home kit looks a bit weird

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Probably worst kits in a long time we're gonna have

long fox
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That home kit.. are we Arsenal? lmao

inland moth
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would be such a waste

thorny spoke
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Join bayern or stay in napoli

thorny spoke
strong saddle
humble trench
glass otter
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i've seen enough

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kahn out

tidal hornet
trail bloom
humble trench
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Always love to see PSG waste hundreds of millions of euros

tired prism
# trail bloom

He should put in some work during training instead of giving endless interviews criticizing bayern

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Clearly he doesn't want any competition which is not possible here

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I really want him to stay but if that's his mentality maybe he needs to go

trail bloom
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LITERALLY REPLACING LEWANDOWSKI WHO BARELY GOT INJURED

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WITH AN EVERY SEASON INJURED PLAYER

tidal hornet
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How's Kolo Muani's injury record?

digital flax
thin thorn
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we would be fighting relegation

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only 5 points in like 4 matches

humble trench
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Comparing 14 matches with 4 lol

thin thorn
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except its like our worst run in quite some years

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but yeah lol its a bit low a number of matches

digital flax
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Idk I think players are mainly to blame

humble trench
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Also he has 7 not 5

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Beat dortmund and freiburg

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Drew with hoffenheim

thin thorn
humble trench
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If we compare last 4 matches

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Leverkusen are #1

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Mainz and Köln 2nd and 3rd

thin thorn
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Bayern are 7th

inland moth
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thoughts?

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thin thorn
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Muller?

inland moth
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True

trail bloom
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me , everytime i see osimhen in a bayern fan squad knowing how his injury history gets neglected by us

IMG_6916.jpg
thin thorn
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I mean, we had Coman, Robben, Ribery, all were known for injuries

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yet they all are practically legends here (yes I consider Coman a legend, he literally got us a CL)

trail bloom
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yes

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but

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150 million

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b l u d

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of that price all i can think of is

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ousmane dembele

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eden hazard

inland moth
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my brother in Christ

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Robben was called glass Canon

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or sum like that

trail bloom
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cuz he was , he was injured for the netherlands for like everytime

inland moth
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Oishman to bayern I will be there

trail bloom
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but robben

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didnt cost us 150 million

inland moth
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muani is 150

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100

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2 options

trail bloom
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any transfer over a 100 million should be sure of non injury player

inland moth
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I'd take the younger guy

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with the better season

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plus we can sell gnabry and Mané

trail bloom
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sigh idk lad

strong saddle
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you know

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based on rma's performance today (they are down 4-1), man city might as well be shipped the trophy to them by tomorrow"

trail bloom
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would lose to girona , proceed to slaughter every big team

trail bloom
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i just used that as an example without noticing

strong saddle
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yeah

serene ermine
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Bayern :- Winning UCL ❌ destroying varca ✅

humble trench
humble trench
humble trench
humble trench
serene ermine
serene ermine
glacial elbow
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also no benzema

warped nexus
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why btw y the heck was tunin starting for real

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i was like how is girona putting 4 past curtouis

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but then i realized

warped nexus
warped nexus
humble trench
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Smh

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Board thinks they're surviving by spending all our money on some potential flop for 150M

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We need to get them out before our money goes to waste

trail bloom
humble trench
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Ok, spend 150M, then what?

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We'll barely have like 30-40M left to spend

trail bloom
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isnt roberto firminho leaving liverpool

humble trench
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And it's not even guaranteed we can sell Mané or Gnabry or Goretzka

trail bloom
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for like

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free?

humble trench
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Yes

trail bloom
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whynotgethiminstead

humble trench
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Eh

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And play him LM or what

trail bloom
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CF?

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or st

humble trench
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Bruh

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We may be cheap but not that cheap

trail bloom
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yeah but we used to make smart transfers

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and this certainly feels like one

humble trench
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Mané was a CF when he came from Liverpool

trail bloom
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but sure lets spend some money on a striker

humble trench
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Look at him now

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Not gonna take any risks with prem players anymore

trail bloom
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fair

trail bloom
humble trench
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70M

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Hojlund would be like 50M but he's a bit inexperienced

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Idk how much ramos is but probably 70-80M

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We shouldn't spend 100M at all tbh

trail bloom
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ramos works but at the same time

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its benfica

humble trench
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Jonathan David could be like 55-65M

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Maybe even 70M

trail bloom
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unrelated but

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well not completely unrelated

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12 milli tf?

humble trench
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Tbf I actually wanted Dybala at Bayern last summer

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He's one of my favorite players

trail bloom
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really injury prone but its 12 million

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an older injury prone player for 12 million > a younger injury prone player for 150 million

humble trench
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1 is a ST the other a CF

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I think we should focus on a striker not CF's

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Someone who can at least score tap ins that our wingers and cams can't do

trail bloom
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what am i saying lmfao

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anyway yeah idrk who anymore

humble trench
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I hate how the board is limiting us to only be able to buy 100M potential flops

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RKM, Kane, Osimhen

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Or not flops but players not worth that amount of money

dry ether
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I'm more concerned with how exactly Tuchel wants to play his ball. those three all have different profiles

humble trench
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We need Lewy type of striker

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Which Osimhen fits best I guess

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If he returns this club isn't serious

thorny spoke
trail bloom
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tell lampard to make the signings and make tuchel use those players

twin sorrel
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dybala is staying at roma

tidal hornet
glass otter
strong saddle
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lol

humble trench
tidal hornet
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Why do we not like Brazzo again anyway? I thought he was doing kinda decent bringing in good potential players like Gravy, Maz, Tel etc., but we didn't like our manager not using them

trail bloom
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cuz he aint doing a decent job by bayern standards

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and they barely played

atomic comet
glass otter
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best reaction from best club

humble trench
tired prism
# glass otter

This will be his reaction after finding out he's been sacked

humble trench
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He's going for the most mid players ever

tired prism
humble trench
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Tuchel gonna bring this club to Barca levels

tired prism
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Sign osimhen ffs

tired prism
humble trench
tired prism
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Over muani and kane

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Other guys questioned him

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I don't want kane at all

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He's way too expensive for his age

humble trench
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Yeah I'd rather have him over those 2

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But maybe for 120M

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Over that is a no

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He's not even 1st choice on my list anyways

tired prism
humble trench
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Thought some people would know already

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Vlahović

tired prism
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Vlaho?

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Wow

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Apparently bayern aren't looking at him atm

humble trench
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Or it could just be a strategy

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Saying we won't go for him but go for him in the end

tired prism
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We need to sort the kahn situation out first

humble trench
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Definitely

tired prism
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Juve can't say no to a big offer

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They need money

humble trench
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70M

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Maybe get a swap with Mane idk

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We can try anything

tired prism
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His wages are too high

humble trench
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Why the hell did we give him 20M a year

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We have a wage problem at this club

tired prism
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We need to sell either him or pnabry or maybe even both

humble trench
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Both is ideal

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And get an actual winger

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Not a speed merchant btw

tired prism
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Use one of them in a swap deal

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And sell the other for good money

humble trench
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Use mane

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Gnabry can be sold for 45-50M

tired prism
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But first we need to get rid of bouna sarr

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We should keep sane

tired prism
humble trench
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We should accept any deal worth 1M for Sarr

tired prism
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Why did we even sign him?

humble trench
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Ask Flick

tired prism
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His worst decision ever

humble trench
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What was Sarr even planned for?

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Backup RB?

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Also

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Mané hat trick vs Liverpool and he remains in Singapore

humble trench
digital flax
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No, he's ass with the ball

strong saddle
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^

humble trench
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So De Jong should be on the list

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Not a #6 but good enough

cursive herald
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Sell goretzka in my opinion if your going to get laimer and want to keep gravenberch

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Or sell gravenberch he already isn't getting enough playing time as it is and you want to bring konrad in

vital jolt
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bruh we have kimmich tho, why we need another 6

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we need an 8 tho tbh

humble trench
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..

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Kimmich is an 8

humble trench
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kimmich should be a 6

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Have you guys seen Kimmich's passes?

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Now imagine he was more up front

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And his shooting isn't that bad either

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Our wingers can't pass for nothing

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So Kimmich will do it all

digital flax
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Kimmich is better as 8, can do Gore’s job better than him.

proud oak
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Bro, when Bayern vs Man City.....why Muller playing on 80' 😢

humble trench
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Müller has started to decline as well tbh

trail bloom
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happy birthday tel

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the best striker we have right now

humble trench
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The only striker between him and Choupo lol

tidal hornet
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Might be losing both Nübel and Sommer this summer

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Back to Neuer + Ulreich

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and some attempt to bring in a goalkeeper to raise and succeed Neuer in the future

humble trench
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Livakovic

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But we'll just go for some german keeper I guess

strong saddle
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Yeah

dry ether
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you need to pair him up with a proper sitting destroyer so whenever Kimmich is in the final third you don't get punished in transition

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which makes Tuchel targenting Casemiro (or players of his ilk) to make sense

humble trench
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He was watching Goretzka and Gnabry play

cursive herald
tidal hornet
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Go on break, still be rubbish

tidal hornet
humble trench
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Hopefully until end of the season

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So Gravenberch can play

tired prism
tired prism
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Now gravenberch will get some game time

humble trench
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Watch tucheliban play Muller CAM and Musiala pivot with Kimmich

digital flax
tired prism
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Sell mane and gnabry

tidal hornet
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Goretzka's not done too well this season and he's not the kind of player who should play alongside Kimmich. Might as well sell him if we can

humble trench
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Him and Gnabry are on the same level

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They can both go for 50M as well

humble trench
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There are at least 50 players better than him that we can get

long fox
trail bloom
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kovacic

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flippin kovacic

near vale
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Bild reports on a secret training session of Bayern Munich, which involved some unexpected incidents. During the training, Thomas Tuchel tried to break a pole twice with his knee.

During the training session, Ryan Gravenberch, a Dutch midfielder for Bayern Munich, suddenly found himself without pants as he swapped his long training pants for a pair of shorts on the field, causing his teammates to laugh. Apparently, he was feeling too warm during the training and decided to change his outfit.

The players also had some disagreements and arguments during the training. Meanwhile, Oliver Kahn watched the training from the stands and seemed unhappy with what he saw. Hasan Salihamidzic, watched from a window and noticed that Leroy Sane was not fully committed to the training. Additionally, a new golf cart was spotted on the field, which is a white electric model that can be customized for individual use.

humble trench
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Wtf lol

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Gravenberch trying to cheer up our team

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My midfielder

sullen idol
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i heard tuchel is mad at bayern today training lol

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goretzka rating is always below kimmich since kimmich at midfield idk why

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been noticing since nagelsmann

sullen idol
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supposed to be thinking dismissal consideration at the end of the season

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it turns out we never know nagelsmann's attainment

glass otter
trail bloom
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the teams performances are more or something laugh at , not a player who is training

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especially not gravenberch

humble trench
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We're going for the only one who's not a pure striker

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Classic Bayern

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Going trophyless again

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Revenge arc vs Shietty

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We're finished

humble trench
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We aren't a serious club

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So we want a DM but -

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We just got Laimer
We want to keep Gravenberch and Goretzka next season

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Kimmich will always remain

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So where the hell would a DM fit

digital flax
humble trench
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So we're potentially going trophyless this season and in the summer we'll:

  • keep Goretzka
  • possibly sign Kovacic and Mount
  • get RKM for 100M who is more of a winger than #9
  • sell gnabry and mané
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Joke of a board and manager

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I agree with only the last part of what I said

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I pray we aren't getting Mount, 65M mid player

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Tuchel needs to start looking outside Prem and Bundesliga

green pendant
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Mount would be free

humble trench
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Next year

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Also Liverpool is getting him

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Good for them

humble trench
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What the hell is happening to this team?

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Honestly

full latch
humble trench
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That's where it all started

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Board and Uli are dumb

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They don't care about the club by sacking a great manager mid season

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Tuchel out

strong saddle
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That's it

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This team is officially doomed for the next two years

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Or possibly more

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And there's nothing we can do

long fox
humble trench
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Bad

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With davies out as well

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We could be playing Mazraoui - Pavard - De Ligt - Cancelo

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Or Stanisic for RB

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Or 3 atb with pavard de ligt stani

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But we have no actual subs for our defense then

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So better to stick to 4 atb

thorny spoke
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From best defence to 21/22 barca defense

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😭

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This downfall....

long fox
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This league is officially the biggest farmers league ever if we still win it lmao

thorny spoke
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Nah ligue 1

strong saddle
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This is making me want to put my head in my hands and cry

humble trench
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Kolo Muani

trail bloom
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id like to kms

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haha

humble trench
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We're not going places

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We'll lose Pokal and UCL with mid players like kovacic, Goretzka, Mount

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And probably win Bundesliga who knows

trail bloom
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out of everyone

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im ok with mount if he doesnt cost a lot

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but

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k o v a c i c

tidal hornet
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[Kicker] Choupo Moting unaivalable for Bayern in the game against Hertha tonight, Tuchel will start Gnabry instead of Tel in must win fixture -
It's over

trail bloom
humble trench
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Same

tidal hornet
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Not only will Bayern lose the Bundesliga, they will also save Hertha from relegation

trail bloom
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i blame todd boehly for this

humble trench
trail bloom
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IF CHELSEA JUST DIDNT SACK TUCHEL

humble trench
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He costs as much as Wirtz lol

trail bloom
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BOTH THEY AND WE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BETTER SITUATION

tidal hornet
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Might be cheaper if sold away from EPL

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But probably not cheap enough to be worth

humble trench
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60M at minimum

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In pounds not euros

tidal hornet
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But do we really want to buy him for that price?

humble trench
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No

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We have Musiala and Müller

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Buy Wirtz in 2024

trail bloom
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liverpool saviour

humble trench
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Thank god

trail bloom
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hell yeah

humble trench
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From Bellingham to Mount 😭

trail bloom
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I JUST HOPE TUCHEL DOESNT GO 110 MILLI FOR MOUNT PLEASE

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AND DOESNT LIKE OUTBID LIVERPOOL

humble trench
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He isn't brain damaged lol

trail bloom
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hopefully

humble trench
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He knows what to do hopefully

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And that is not buying Kovacic

trail bloom
humble trench
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Maybe

humble trench
green pendant
humble trench
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His contract runs until 2024

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At least do research before saying anything

trail bloom
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and even then

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we could still overpay on wages if he were free

humble trench
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He earns like 250K a week or so

shrewd lodge
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Mount earns 100k I think

trail bloom
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jesus christ wtf

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250 k

shrewd lodge
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Ooh

humble trench
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?

trail bloom
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mount deserves a maximum of 150k

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not 250k

humble trench
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Nvm I'm dumb

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Not 250k

shrewd lodge
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Ye

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He earns near 100k

humble trench
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Bro wants to earn like 270k a week

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I mean if Goretzka earns 350k for what he does, Mount deserves at least 250k

trail bloom
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hell no , we can negotiate the wages

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wait are we fr about mount

humble trench
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No

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We are just discussing how much he deserves

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I'd rather get Declan Rice if we discuss english prem players

near vale
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Is upa actually out

strong saddle
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Yeah

humble trench
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Cancelo mazraoui duo

inland moth
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Pavard CB I will be there

digital flax
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Guess who are they?

thorny spoke
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De ligt and gnabry

digital flax
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Both forwards to make it easier Flicklul

humble trench
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Tel and gnabry

thorny spoke
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De ligt is playing as cfb for us

digital flax
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No

thorny spoke
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Tel and emcm

humble trench
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Ik tel has a goal every game or so

digital flax
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Nope kekw

viral remnant
humble trench
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Are they even from bayern

digital flax
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They are not our players btw ( but possibilities in the transfer market)

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now its much easier

tidal hornet
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Osimhen and Kane?

digital flax
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not kane tho

humble trench
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Vlahovic

digital flax
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No

viral remnant
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Lingard

digital flax
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No

humble trench
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Striker or winger

viral remnant
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😭

humble trench
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Actually we aren't linked with any wingers atm

digital flax
humble trench
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Gave it away

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Kolo Muani

digital flax
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Yes

humble trench
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I never rated him as a striker

digital flax
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top is Osimhen and bottom is Kolo

humble trench
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But the board is dumb

digital flax
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😭

humble trench
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We're so finished if we get Kolo Muani

viral remnant
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Kolo muani is good tho but I guess not as a striker

humble trench
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I pray Frankfurt don't sell him to us

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Only miracle I can get knowing we're keeping Goretzka

strong saddle
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Kolo is good

trail bloom
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yeah

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he is like

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alright

digital flax
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kekw 😭

trail bloom
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tf

strong saddle
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Heh?

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Now this?

trail bloom
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launder us some money

tidal hornet
humble trench
cursive herald
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Even the Russians getting involved lmao

strong saddle
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Yeh

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It's sad

blissful crescent
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If we some how win the league it's actually a farmers league

humble trench
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True

cursive herald
strong saddle
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We don't deserve a piece of silverware

humble trench
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Dortmund bottling to Bochum

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And we bottle to hertha

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❤️

humble trench
humble trench
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bro we're not being meister this season

vital jolt
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Dortmund might win the title

digital flax
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Where is he now? kekw

tidal hornet
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Can't believe Bochum are winning the title for us 😭

tired prism
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I told ya bvb will drop points again

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We'll win the league

serene ermine
craggy siren
serene ermine
inland moth
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we ain't letting him go lmao

cursive herald
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You are now my favorite club from the Rhine land

humble trench
cursive herald
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Or don't get konrad

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Too many midfielders as it is

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Istg

humble trench
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Konrad is already done deal

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And if we sell Goretzka we're getting a #6

inland moth
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40 mil and we'll let him go

humble trench
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Either way Goretzka or Gravenberch on loan will happen

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And Tuchel promised us a #6

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So I expect it to happen

inland moth
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Gravenberch probably starting against Hertha

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but arrogant

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He's 20 and expects to start a lot

humble trench
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He was promised to be 3rd choice midfielder and Sabitzer will leave last summer (didn't happen)

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And now that sabitzer is gone, Musiala is a 3rd choice CM

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I would be disappointed as well at Bayern

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And the only time he plays is when the team is disorganized and conceding a goal by the 80th minute

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I doubt he's starting

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Goretzka is back in training today

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We either watch #8 terrorism or Musiala CM

inland moth
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Nah gravenberch and tel starting

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I will be there

humble trench
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Didn't you read tuchel interview yesterday lol

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Mane will be ST 99% sure

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That's why I dislike these managers

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Nagelsmann as well but at least his tactics got us wins

surreal snow
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bro questions tel's goalscoring abilities but plays mane week i n week out

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Jorden 4s

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jorden 1s

inland moth
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Jordan 69s

glass otter
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Jordan 420s

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SIUUU

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50M

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TAKE HIM TO CHELSEA

thorny spoke
vital jolt
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All are useless though

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fallen

light sparrow
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No. They'll come back

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we will comeback

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snatch ugarte

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Bro is going to play Conference league 😭

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fr tho

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but he is a good player ngl

humble trench
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One of the options as a CDM for us

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But if these young players want to play in the prem, we can only target someone else

humble trench
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We're linked with everyone

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I'm not gonna watch Mane Gnabry Goretzka ball

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Gnabry and Mane

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And Goretzka

tidal hornet
spark lake
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imma need gnabry to turn into his 2020 self

tidal hornet
tidal hornet
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Goretzka suspended

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I got my joy back

glass otter
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We cant shoot

glass otter
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We need ollie watkins

long fox
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Finally won a game

humble trench
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Carrying this team as always

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tired prism
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We're back on top

craggy siren
long fox
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Portmund crying in their basement

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Things we love to see

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onyx vapor
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good to see

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i forgot hair tax

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130M

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My goat

warped nexus
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kimmich carrying

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yes

lone comet
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Muller just better

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Muller owns everyone

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Muller owns Bayern

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who scored the 2 goals against Berlin?

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Gnabary and Coman

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Muller still better

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Bayern would have not won the champions league twice if they did not have muller

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Muller owns Pepsi and Pendulmu

timid acorn
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Muller owns me.

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Honestly tho

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Muller is hot af

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What a baller

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Muller scored more then Pepsi in the 2014 World Cup

timid acorn
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AYO BRO CHILL

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actually 33

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he just turned 33

lone comet
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Muller over Neymar

humble trench
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Muller is older then Neymar

lone comet
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2018 wc was so bad

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2022 was ok

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2014 was muller year

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France won 2018 🤓

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Fake news

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We only eye 100M potential flops

glass otter
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Ollie watkins is good

thorny spoke
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We are turning like mutd

tidal hornet
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So close to a Sarr masterclass 😭

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Wooow

humble trench
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Badically said sell Goretzka after last matchday

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Lets go

glass otter
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Then which midfielder do we want

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Hm

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He's not Mbappe to play on the winger and as a Striker

frank cairn
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i am new

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Welcome

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20M more next season down the drain

strong saddle
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Let's go we just lost valuable money

minor sun
digital flax
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€150m Osimhen
€120m Kolo Muani
€100m Kane

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Gonna be a rough summer

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youngest one

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best one

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can speak German

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Kane Can't speak

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question soo i was scouting and stuff

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and i found about this striker called matias arezo

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i could suggest him but he still plays in the uruguayan league

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Hm

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Is he good?

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o

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but like taller

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or not ig he is the same height

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Suarez 2.0 at Bayern

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Absolutely

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Unless our board have completely lost their minds, they won't spend more than 100M

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BRUH

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Meaning we go for Vlahović, David, or Ramos

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Doubt Hojlund since too inexperienced

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I swear we'll go from wanting to spend 100M to 10M for Füllkrug 😭

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And I also forgot about Thuram

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Thuram

inland moth
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Osihmen

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I will be there

humble trench
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For non germans

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Goretzka not for sale..

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Also Choupo remaining

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8M to be in a hospital and hinder Tel progression

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Bruh

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Our next season might be over before it began

humble trench
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We're gonna have the same squad potentially except new striker

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Embarrassing

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Bc Tuchel is new he will trust the most inconsistent players

strong saddle
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Father I pray you come down from heaven and save our club

tidal hornet
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Goretzka not for sale 😭

strong saddle
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In Jesus s name

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Amen

humble trench
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A successful summer window is selling Mane/Gnabry and Goretzka

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Otherwise it's a flop

strong saddle
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Yeah the whole point of summer was to sell players and replace them with others

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If it doesn't happen we're screwed

humble trench
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I pray Goretzka plays shiet until the end of the season

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Play Gravenberch

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Give him a reason to stay

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I actually think Gravenberch will start next game

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If I see Goretzka then I lost all hope for Tuchel

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Just need Gravenberch to play his heart out whenever he's put on the pitch, win Tuchel over

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Played better than Goretzka last game

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I wanna see more of Gravenberch for sure

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tidal hornet
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Just play them both in a back 3

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At last

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Gravenberch playing

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"It's not that bad!"

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Of course he won't with 20M a year being useless

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Unless he gets himself together he's gonna have to go

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3 goals beginning of season

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Ghost most of it after

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Score 10 vs hertha berlin

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Get mane out at least

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I will respect him if he goes unlike Gnabry who remains for the money not for the team

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BUY VLAHOVIC

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👆

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cursive gulch
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Messi is going to Barcelona

glass otter
sterile bison
tidal hornet
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I got my joy back

glass otter
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Now we just need Goretzka and Gnabry out..

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1 by 1 this club is gonna become better if things go through

clever hound
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finally

long fox
tidal hornet
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Was about to send

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1 step closer to finding our striker

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Next up remove Muani from the list

tidal hornet
humble trench
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humble trench
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fullkrug is arguably better for tuchels system than kolo muani

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kolo muani could fit in nagelsmann but oh well

daring geode
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Rest all had a better second season or were just loanees

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Shows how good our signing selection is in general

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yep

thorny spoke
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Ig he wont leave

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Some drama will be continued at the end

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mia san mia

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what is going on

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Leon goretzka is good

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yessss

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Bruh

strong saddle
humble trench
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Why

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If anything it's a good thing

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We don't spend even more time thinking about signing Osimhen while other targets get bought

humble trench
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vlahovic or fullkrug

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getting ronaldo is always a profit tbh

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the shirt sales due to would double

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considering we are the most shirt sellers that would be even more insane

humble trench
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All those shirt sales will go into his wages lmao

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He'd ask for at least 500k a week

long fox
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Oof

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I mean

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Hm

humble trench
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what do you guys think about wirtz to bayern

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as a #9

warped nexus
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omg if this is real

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I WANNA KILL THE BOARD

split hedge
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Calm down 💀

strong saddle
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DUDE

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our board doesnt want strikers

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they want us to suffer

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ik we need a real 9

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not some winger/number 9

humble trench
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sure they brought de ligt and davies to bayern

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i dont care tho

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those two are gonna be the future of our defence

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musiala is so overlooked

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he can play any position in the midfield

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he could play CDM to replace goretzka

warped nexus
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either way for summer transfer is we dont get a good number 9 and a good number 6/8 then we are not winning anything in europe

humble trench
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we deserve to go trophyless this season

warped nexus
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so our board can get out

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THE TREBLE IS IN DANGER!!!!!

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(throws away 2 competitions in less than a week)

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lmao

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gnabry, goretzka, mane will go to china

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and use that money to get a proper 9

warped nexus
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i love gnabry but its over

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i think we could get gnabry to chelsea for 60-70 M

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just tell boehly that gnabry is equal to Ronaldo in his prime

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ez money

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change gnabry's legal name to messi

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he'd fall for that

inland moth
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Like actually sucks

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Since wc basically 0 impact

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tidal hornet
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Is €90m a better price for Kolo Muani?

tidal hornet
humble trench
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60M is the right price for him

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i was happy about kolo but then i realised he is just an older mathys tel

tired prism
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I really wanted osimhen

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I'm not so sure about muani

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We could sign vlahovic but bayern aren't interested

thorny hare
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i think we have a serious shot on kane, cuz spurs just suck rn and they dont want to sell to prem clubs

cursive gulch
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What is messi trying to tell in his Instagram story?

warped nexus
humble trench
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Just because he wants to chase goal records in prem

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Everyone else would gladly accept to join us but Kane

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That's the difficult part

tidal hornet
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Kane knows he's been at Spurs for too long. He won't win any trophies anywhere

thorny hare
humble trench
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His plan is to go to a big prem club on a free in 2024

thorny hare
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source?

humble trench
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Does this even need a source lol

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He's not joining us

inland moth
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join who?

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Chelsea looks ass

humble trench
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United or City

inland moth
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United already buying someone

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City won't buy him

humble trench
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On a free I mean

inland moth
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they have Alvarez and haaland

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they won't take him

humble trench
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Who says no to a world class player

inland moth
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He's gonna be benched most time

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Not starting before haaland

humble trench
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He'll join a club that guarantees him to start

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In the prem

inland moth
#

spurs kekw

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Liverpool got nunez

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Chelsea would as well

inland moth
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no lol

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Chelsea is ass rn

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they have too much players

humble trench
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Right now, but who knows by end of 2024 season

inland moth
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they'll have more

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they are too stacked already

humble trench
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They'll sell Mount, Ziyech

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Idk who else

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Aubameyang

inland moth
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they Def buying more players this summer

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Newcastle could get him

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they'll play UCL in the next year's

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spurs or Newcastle

thorny hare
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rly dont know who else they would get tho

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cuz osimhen is too expensive i think

inland moth
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Juventus guy

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forgot him

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so no osimhen

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im still looking at obscure options

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How about Hojlund from atalanta

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has haaland in the name

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plays like fernando torres

tired prism
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We don't need any players from Chelsea

humble trench
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y no osimhen

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fack

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150m? not my money

inland moth
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Napoli president has Stated that Osihmen is not for sale

humble trench
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Hope you're trolling

glass otter
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we should bid 200m

humble trench
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kahn, brazzo, gnabry trade for oshimen? 😄

thorny hare
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kahn and brazzo are a minus for that trade

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wed have to pay on top lmao

humble trench
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Gravenberch lets gooo

tidal hornet
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Lineups are improving. We just need Tel to start as well

humble trench
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Gnabry mane stinkers as ST

long fox
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Gravy starting?

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I must be dreaming

thorny hare
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tho i dont understand why mane is starting

surreal snow
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this goal

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out of nowhere

humble trench
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No Tel again

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But 88 mins of Mané

tidal hornet
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Sarr was put on before Tel kekw

humble trench
thorny hare
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sommer just too short

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hed be wordclass if he was as tall as some1 like courtui

old zinc
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better pray wolfsburg do you lot a favor kekw

humble trench
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Musiala's worst game ever

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imo

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i still can't believe they refuse to put tel on starting xi

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what bro needs to prove to be in starting

thorny hare
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bro what? how did musi do anything wrong, he got fouled everytime he came free

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like 3-4 times atleast

glass otter
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get in

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we won

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@vapid kelp bremen so bad they let gnabry and sane score 😂

vapid kelp
humble trench
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From bad to worse

thorny spoke
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Give members a chance to be president

thorny hare
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i hope schweinsteiger replaces brazzo

digital flax
humble trench
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He has a contract

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Our RB situation is not improving

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Cancelo loan ends and some people want him (max we get him for is 60M)
Mazraoui isn't getting game time
Pavard doesn't know if he wants to extend or leave

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If we don't get Cancelo and Pavard wants to leave, we should get a new RB backup

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Or LB, whichever

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We should definitely get Borna Sosa for 15-20M

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unpopular opinion: mazraoui >> cancelo for us