#bayern-munich
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Kahn can stfu
but yeah no the ref was awful
yo stfu
he's the ceo
The board threw the whole season
Julian I miss you
legend but why is he still at bayern 😭
idiots both hasan and kahn
GAHAHAHAHAAH
why did we get rid of nagelsmann
rare footage of me and sane having a talk about getting him out of the team
Btw did mane shake hands with sane when he came in for him? 😂
"Thanks for throwing those chances away"
Strong performance
pep is telling him this
smashed it
It was not a strong performance you donald trump looking old man
Apparently his girlfriend was leaking tactics, which is a bit weird cuz why would he talk about tactics with her
This has got me in tears man
fr
bayern really said we won’t be there no matter what
So everything's cool now between them?
idk
Oliver Kahn on the banner from fans demanding that the management policy must be questioned: "We're constantly questioning ourselves
You know what's the worst part about all of this
bland af
My horrid interview I just gave for the Bayern view YouTube channel lmao
That ofc
chatgpt
Well then why the hell one of the strongest forces in Europe had 3 managers in the last 3 years
everyone
question
the whole chat
I will play as striker myself next game
sameee
can pedro goncalves play on the wings , he was great against arsenal
I will be there
grogu beckenbauer
I can take goretzka's place if y'all want
still funny
do it
Kahn on the last possible title (Bundesliga): "I'm not worried at all because the team showed today what they're capable of"
Missing a #9?
Kahn: "We saw one today, unfortunately he wasn't playing for us. There aren't many #9's like Lewandowski"
[@georg_holzner]
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not really me, cuz bayern actually deserved to lose tbh
Kahn just stfu bruv
Sure, not even prime Messi gonna score on my team
get k a n e n o w
Goretzka out, Frenkie in
upamecano getting racially abused again smh. embarrassing 🤮
the only one who could save us
me after scoring a Hattrick against Dortmund
?? 😭
this is like the 4th time this season wtf
BRUV 😭
we switch
what server
we are crying here
😭
I get he's not the best defender but smh
cry in a place full of other crying people
Staff gonna kill whoever killed Bayern chat lmao
already am
you canr even say what you think in this server
hopefully Ake is injured bad , until interlands
we have one
No i was guessing you’re not talking about this server since it’s quite flooded with man city
I dm you rn
we do?
yes
invite me wtf
Only good thing about this tie is that we've got a streak running still
In the last like 50 years, we only lost both legs twice
its not even about race anymore , he is just ass
thats why i suggest we switch there
no trolling city fans
get in rudiger or someone
bro upamecano is disguised as harry maguire
no mods muting for anything at all
UpaMaguire
he ruined everything starting with a red card that was cleared off after an offside, then he did a handball which led to a penalty which haaland missed, and he tried stopping haaland and he slipped
We were once interested in eder militao
Had a good chance of buying him
how do you make that many defensive errors in two games, blud just completed the hat trick
conceded a pen, made a mistake leading to a goal, and failed a clearance
on my mom's life he was playing against bayern 😭
It’s never about a race lmao it has nothing to do with a player being out of shape
more than 3
YES
pavard and a quarter of cancelo
Well, Lucas and he's injured, upa and de ligt
If you want to join i sended u inv
As CB?
I mean I get the pavard one but not cancelo
We literally just have 3 CBs and pavard
i got a bit mixed up
daley blind
i didn't even feel emotion
and i scared my mom
i was screaming like a goat at the start tho
Yesss!
my mom was scolding me
i swear when she saw the miss she was like
"fair enough" and left
lmao
I was cursing at the whole institution of Bayern
lmao i feel that
thanks to upa for assisting 3 goals for shity
Cancelo Upa swap deal
yes sure
bruh man city in different planet just like red bull in f1
All of us
I stopped watching after Haaland goal
But turned on to see my goat take the pen
same lmao
nah the goat is muller, not kimmich
this is why we need to start the goat, not bench him
kimmich will be
We have different opinions
yeah we do
but bayern need to get rid of everyone and rebuild the team tbh
Get rid of players who aren't giving their all
And only eat up our wages
(Gnabry, Sané, Mané, Goretzka)
next season
kimmich need to go, sane, upamecano, goretzka, many more
idk why tuchel wants sane out wide when he has played his best football centrally
Why Kimmich
the rest go
buddy was napping on the pitch
davies potencially to real madrid
not better than coman
coman was running his ahh off
Well I didn't say Coman
Best players today were Coman, Cancelo, Kimmich, maybe Sommer
imagine city beats madrid in the semi too
Lakaka owns them in final
nah pavard is a wing back, he is good for counter attack
he is better in offense
for real ngl
just give Tuchel time, he needs time
I'll give him time
and benfica literally scored 3 goals in couple of minutes today
He has a whole summer window as well
he does
To buy the best players
We don't need cams
yeah true
We need wingers
werner is a striker
we dont need wingers either, we need a striker who can finish
If we sell mane and gnabry we will need a winger
Someone who knows football
And I'm not gonna count on Sané if he performs like this next season as well
yeah true
we can get chiesa
or pedri lmao
get ferran torres
ziyech isnt that good
oh dani olmo, the best option for us
Better than Gnabry
true tbf
maybe we need jude bellingham
we gotta do better man
don't we have around 100~150m?
Pulling out the Klopp excuses
why u have a city pfp
mans a band wagon
got confused there haha
Penalty wasnt deserved, not like it mattered though since haaland skied it
and the pitch was so slippery they kept slipping
jude is doing good in dortmund
We're throwing our own matches in own stadium
Just a bad game all throughout
more like bad tactics
the players are too incompetent and they clearly dont care about a comeback it was noticable in the first half
Vlahovic and Chiesa probably cost the amount Napoli will ask for Osimhen
130 mil
its both tbh
They asked for 150M in the winter
they did
If our board would be serious we would go for an actual #9
Kolo Muani is great but not an actual #9
oh we can get giroud
Hansi better than tuchel?
mourinho?
ohh
flick was a bayern legend
fr
i know who he is
Flick is clear
Idk he wanted to manage Germany
yes
ohh
No striker tax + Kimmich Goretzka pivot
since 2021
I mean fullkrug existed but Flick didn't know he existed
ohh
fulkrug is a good sub striker tho
Right, where is that guy anymore
not a starter
He should've started the WC games
He starts for Bremen so why not Germany
because germany has werner, muller
Bayern lining up a move for gavi
And how well did both of them do as strikers
maybe thats a good option
Benched whole season
Send Gravenberch to Liverpool for 40M or on loan
we need to sign a real striker and some wingers from serie A
schenk
heard livakovic is good
buddy never got play time
but not #1
He got it vs Salzburg friendly
and he plays in croatian league so
he is good
Loved the guy in the world cup, sad he's not playing much
for dinamo
oh wait yeah
Don't we have nübel
On loan to Monaco?
Not even Monaco want him anymore
Oh wow I thought people here liked him
Yeah
yes
Until he decided not to come back and be our keeper until the summer
We should sell him to China
He bottles vs Leverkusen in UEL
Saved 0 pens in the shootout
Lol he mightve just liked being at Monaco
like Ulreich has been in bayern for a very long time now, but he doesnt really get play time cuz his mentality cannot handle big games
how bout ter stegen
Oh God, his mistake against Madrid
he is in barca and he aint going nowhere soon
We get out too much cuz of individual mistakes
Btw do you guys think Ulreich will leave in the summer
fair
He said he doesn't want to be 3rd choice keeper to Sommer and Neuer
Ima be real, I hope
he can stay on the bench and get money for doing nothing
He's been around for too long
3 are over 30
sommer, neuer, ulreich
Neuer not going out ig, he's considered a legend
If Ulreich remains, we should send Schenk on loan
There's been a young goalie waiting for his chance for like 5 years now, who was he again?
Nubel
No, I think he was from the academy
Hmm
He once appeared in copy the penalty challenge
Any of you still think upamecano is world class?
What are the numbers for?
Clear of Konate
Sell Ulreich, then choose between Sommer and Neuer
I don’t think any want to be the backup
Well one of them has to be backup
Sommer said he has no issue competing with neuer for the starting spot
he just gotta wake up
kimmich is class player
We all know that
who should be sold
OUT: Mané, Gnabry, Choupo, Goretzka, Cancelo, Sabitzer, Sarr, Nubel, Blind, Ulreich
why choupo?
Injury prone + doesn't want to be backup
Also backup earns 8M a year
Tel will be our backup
Loan
is he loan
Not sold yet
ohh okay
Striker wise is my own opinion, Vlahović, Chiesa, De Jong
Laimer is already done deal
gavi?
yeah true
I'm more interested on the wingers
Will only have Coman Chiesa and Sané
And Sané can be inconsistent
dembele?
So we should either get a winger on a free or a loan
what does goretzka even do honestly
Like Ziyech, Asensio
Loans could be young players like Garnacho
Or ones who aren't performing at their current club
Like Perisic was
Maybe Ansu Fati
Elanga is also an option
Upamecano is genuinely dogshit
Give him time
Until then he'll be on the bench next season
But 2 matches doesn't mean he's shiet
He's played well the whole season, had a great WC
Anyways this is my team for next season (if I didn't post it already)
Idk man
He had a bunch of errors last szn
miss shots run away from ball
You can't trust a defender whos so error prone like that
W tho not so sure bout vlahovic
Upamecano was one of the best cb itw under Nagelsmann
tbh we still have julian right
since tuchel came in he's clément lenglet
my plan is tuchel head coach and then julian if willing will be assistant to gain more experience and then when tuchel leaves after 2 we get julian 2.0
just wow
havent seen any disaster class like that in UCL knockouts
this is beyond maguire level
Lol
Julian aint coming back after ur club mistreated him
upamacguire did it again lmao
Jypp hynckes moment
let's just win Bundesliga
If winning Bundesliga means our board remains another year, I'd rather we go trophyless
we still can't let Dortmund win
next season defenders: davies deligt hernandez pavard/kimmich
with new midfield
and new st
Breaking | Bayern's CEO Oliver Kahn is set to be removed from his position at the club, according to @JanAageFjortoft.
?!??????
Tf
In my opinion, these losses have been a team error especially in the first leg
Tuchel plays very well, but it’s our team players who make the crucial errors
And we don’t even have a real striker
The first leg of our ucl tie should have been a tough game, but with defensive and offensive errors from the players it led to goals conceded, chances missed, and overall a thrashing
We need to fix our team and get our act together as a club
we got 8 shot on target if im not mistaken but none of the goal was a pure goal it was from penalty
so yes it was team fault
tuchel tactic was actually decent
So we cannot blame tuchel or the owners now
yea
Yes, the passing and defending was immaculate, we created the chances but the finish was never there
That’s why we need a striker
do u think osimhen will fit at bayern?
Yes, he’s exactly what we need, a dangerous finisher, a speedy attacker, and a great dribbler
His attacking positioning is great and he’s deadly in the air
And has proved it time and time again
👍🏼
👍👍
i hope they dont delay buying new striker
Surely not, with tuchel the chances of Harry Kane and Osihmen are higher
When is our next game?
prolly saturday
Need to be more aware about which player isn't in form on the day and sub them off sooner
Like chupo moting
he just came off of injury
There are discussions in the club about Oliver Kahn's future. Accordingly, even a premature end as CEO should not be ruled out
Looking forward to us slipping in the Bundesliga too
Noussair Mazraoui is very open to leaving Bayern in the summer if he won’t get more game time for the rest of the season [@Plettigoal]
not good
Imagine buying players just to bench them for someone else whose not in form and then sell them the next summer
we lost 😦
Ouch
we will hopefully submit a bit atleast
FFS
Mazraoui is not giving up tho
If the situation stays like this, that's not what I want. And not what I deserve. I’ll fight — then we will see”, he has told Bild.-Mazraoui
"We're both out. You can have him now"
https://twitter.com/thebluedodger/status/1649021388273995779?s=46 give nagels now pls
🚨 Chelsea and Bayern Munich have come to a compensation agreement of close to £1 million for Anthony Barry.
#CFC
(@SJohnsonSport)
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Tuchel would have won if not upamecano
Nah, we still weren't scoring
how much ?!?!?!?!?!
we buy apple or what
Watch Tottenham ask more for Kane
We'll probably get some budget guy behind Choupo-Moting
Oh right
Even though Tel is this close to being perfectly fine to put on the pitch
Lol the Amazon background
oh its for liverpool
Best news I heard in a while
Pimmich stat padding them goals
Nice
Anyways with Osimhen out of the discussion
We have like 4 options
Or so
Vlahović, Goncalo Ramos, Kolo Muani, and Hojlund
Personally doubt we'll go for Hojlund since too young
So that leaves us with 3
And I'm afraid it's gonna be Kolo Muani since they said no to Vlahovic and Fullkrug
he's not out
we could pay in installments
Regularly on the wings
Or starting striker until next season
Since Choupo will be injured always
Striker
I guess
So nagelsmann got sacked for losing 3 games all season for a guy who comes in to lose 3/6 games
What’s Kahn smoking
LMFAOOOO
Kahn is losing his marbles
this is mafia
The guy next to Kahn bruh
W
Heeey
How is he still our boss
Let him cook
Barca fans prayers for our downfall worked well
Worked on their downfall too
what?
what?
Im saying abt kahn
lakaka on the list
Vlahovic comeback to be priority by the end of the season
Idk how Hojlund is above Vlahovic, Kane, Fullkrug, etc.

mal ehrlich wer kommt eigentlich aus munchen
Not good
He’s technically weak
Upamecano was having an all timer but got ruined cuz of city game
make this home kit wtf
Matthäus does not see Kahn's departure as the right step: "No one has to go, but the mistakes that have been made must be corrected"
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Tel starting tomorrow I will be there
Sellll himmm
Players that Bayern are ready to listen to offers for this summer:
• Serge Gnabry
• Sadio Mané
• Bouna Sarr
• Marcel Sabitzer
[@kerry_hau, Die Bayern-Woche]
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Goretzka not on the list
If Goretzka is a backup for Kimmich and you have Laimer/Sabitzer/Gravenberch with them on the pitch, would that make anything better?
What did he do for us? What did we want from him when we got him last winter?
we should sell him and buy frenkie
hes just there for backup
Slow af
Players Bayern want to extend their contracts:
• Lucas Hernández (final stages)
• Jamal Musiala & Alphonso Davies (expected to receive new deals this year)
• Leroy Sané
- regarding Benjamin Pavard and João Cancelo, their future will be decided in May
[@kerry_hau]
Sane staying
He’s good
Nübel not likely to stay, is he?
sell him
we have ulreich and sommer
when neuer returns
genuine question
what all goals could Sommer have saved if he was taller than he is
i think he is kinda short for a keeper
.
then why is hea giant against us
Tucheliban playing 3 atb when it doesn't matter anymore
And Mane stiker is a loss already
sarr>>>>all
No
how
List of getting sold in the summer?
yes yes
upa coming too
He'll be benched anyways by Hernández next season
tuchel cooking 👨🍳
Transfer window should depend on the formation we use next season
cancelo stay or ney?
3 at the back formation on next season, what do you think ?
It could be better than 4-2-3-1
Our fullbacks always go into attack
So we're left with 2 defenders
It was kinda bad under Nagelsmann as well
That's why he made the changes to 4-2-2-2
Wtf
3-3-2-2?
don’t mind it
It's deffo something new, but it looks so weird lmao
And damn, I wanted to see Gravy start for once
Or Tel
Miasanmia said its 3-4-2-1
We'll find out for sure when the game starts
goodbye davies
oof
Only way Maz gets a chance atp
bruh
Offsideo Mané
omg mane actuallydid smth
see
this is what happens
when we play cancelo and davies togheter
wait nvm davies injured
Just woke up, Hopefully the injury isn't a big one because that really would make things complicated for the CANMNT's games in the summer
Oh
Fml
bruh
i dont want the league anymore
equaliser
worst bayern ever
How is the table
Dortmund is so ass that there is no chance that Bayern losses this year
and we all thought Niko kovac was dreadful, we may not ever win something this year if this keeps up....
bayerns kovac was real madrid compared to this
I still like it more than Pep’s Bayern
that's what I mean, we managed to win a double under Kovac where as here, we aren't doing anything
we had Lewandowski
fml

that s the attitude
what are we doing
we’re finished
losing.
🤣
This isn't funny
reminds me of 11/12
hell no
Oh boy
Nah watch dortmund drop points too hahahah
BRUH
we are finished
eintracht last chance tho
absolutely finished
We are getting destroyed
damn
Bayern need to rebuild their team ngl
Karma for sacking nagelsmann has come into effect
a win is mandatory for dortmund
Get Kahn out man
sommer cant even save a word document 💀
they know they are getting fired
it's a matter of when not if
i know, i hope they arent even allowed in the dressing room
get them out of here asap
we need to sell half of our players 💀
Wtf is going on now 💀
Imagine building a club from the ground for 60 years. you are a football player, and afterwards youre a part of the board. after your time at the Club, you decide to leave it and let others (Brazzo and Kahn) run the club. and in only 3 years, they manage to destroy everything youve worked for in your entire life. If this was you, you would be Uli Hoeneß..
tuchel is having a bad start
Tf's wrong with this team lmao
If Dortmund bottle again... this league isn't serious lmao
I would genuinely enjoy seeing Dortmund win this Bundesliga season
apologize !
Honestly Dortmund deserve the league way more than Bayern does
Tuchel out

Pls Tuchel get sacked
nah bro union berlin deserve more
So Nagelsmann comes back
nagelsmann wont come back lol
tuchel just needs time to settle in
bad start
but he can redeem himself and get us back on track
he is a good coach
i have hope in him
I don't want Tuchel sacked so soon, he needs time. Any manager would need time when they first start out. The board just chose the worst time to bring in a new manager and it's costing us the entire season
Yes, agreed
Also, too many of our players aren't performing well enough. A #9 won't fix this by itself
guys the treble was in danger they had to sack nagelsmann
Genuinely sick of this
Now the double is in danger
Oh yeah, that's in danger too
Osihmen save us
We are so embarrassing
Istg
Max 1.5 like the rest
Changing the coach was the worst mistake ever
Announcement
If we had Nagelsmann this would never happen
Watch us sack the board and then have it not be the boards fault for losing
Just like manager
Bayern have gone four consecutive games without a win for the first time since October 2018 [@Squawka]
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Tucheliban effect
no striker effect
Didn't happen with Nagelsmann
He knew how to deal with no striker situation
With Nagelsmann at least we had a good defence
Tbf it sometimes did
I fell like today it’s not a tuchel fault, our team was not aggressive, we passed sloppy, we attacked lazily and we deserved to lose that even more than 3-1
We're officially doomed
Wtf was that performance?
The board completely threw away the treble instead of saving them
This team's finished
And now we won't win any of the 3 titles
More than ur other team
Lmao
It's true
Bayern better comeback like in 2020
Clowns
They must resign asap
Might as well just start supporting RMA now. You in? 
Too late
Yh lmao
Always preferred them over barka
And now watch them lose to city
Lmao
All titles are gone
Only hope is Dortmund's history of bottling
Bayern have gone four consecutive games without a win for the first time since October 2018
We were in a great position just a month ago wtf
Potential treble
Can't believe we threw it all away like that
Not a bayern thing to do
Would've never imagined we would end up here in my wildest dreams
Hoeneß would have never sacked Nagelsman
Absolutely
And I don't even blame tuchel
I blame the bloody board
Should've stuck with Nagelsmann at least till the end of the season
Exactly
Making dumb ass decisions every time
Kahn out
Herbert Hainer: "We completely feel apart after the equalizer. The team was totally insecure after that. We had the game completely under control in the first half, but then forgot to score the second goal" [@AZ_Strasser]
"forgot"
he should stfu
Stfu prick
Dumbass
And now we've thrown away the league
Looks like we'll face barca again in the ucl group stages next season
Lmao
And destroy them
That's the only positive
well at least tuchel doesnt ride on a skateboard guys
One positive about today
Mane actually managed to score!
Won't be enough to stay at bayern next season
He's the first name on the transfer list
After sarr
Not Gnabry?
2nd
Fatbry
Pnabry
I can't stand that prick anymore
He just doesn't care anymore
Sane should stay
Our whole team doesn’t care anymore
We need osihmen
and goretzka
hes ass
We’re literally turning into Chelsea
De ligt #1 player
A single striker is not going to fix this whole team
Fr
Yea de ligt
It will help massively
we should sign frenkie and osimhen
Get rid of all fraudulent players
it could
frenkie is perfect player to save this team
he keeps the team together
dont care
same for the netherlands
GET FRENKIEEEEEE
idk if they are willing to let De Jong go
What do we about cancelo?
Not worth that much
Stanisic
70m isnt nothing
No
We don’t have oil like man city
And they won't budge
we would rather spend that money on osimhen or muani
And destroy barca next season
Exactly
That's our first priority
We need osimhen
We need a finisher like osihmen
70m is too expensive for cancelo
Yup
What about the gk spot?
Sell sommer?
And we need the team spirit back, after this game I can really tell our team has no aggression and we were way to passive today ESPECIIALY with our attacking play
No
Nubel will be sold most prolly
Mia San Mia trust and we will get better
tuchel out?
100%
Too early to tell and it’s not his mistake he’s been doing good managerial plays it’s our team that needs fixing
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rice
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locatelli
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lavia
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osimhen
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ramos
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ferguson
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raphinha
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nico willams
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dunno
smart man
It's the board's fault
And our team play
It’s all about confidence and finishing chances and defending well
Oliver Kahn: "We played a catastrophic second half. Who was the team here that wanted to become German champions?? It will be very difficult to become champions with such an appearance
It’s not always a manager fault fault
We didn't do any of that today
Tuchel needs time
I believe in tuchel
He's a top manager
I believe tuchel will be a top manager and we did the right thing signing him
He’s new to bayern and still needs a lot of time
But our team needs to cooperate
Oliver Kahn: "There are 11 men who are on the pitch and who have to work their asses off for the goals of this club. What the team brought to the pitch is not enough to win the title" [@AZ_Strasser]
This is why Kahn is our board he always knows the exact problem
Tell him to stfu
His fault not the players
And he is absolutely right
It’s players fault
He's the problem lol
Sacks the manager who was looking on course to win the treble
It's the board's fault that things are so erratic. Terrible time to switch managers.
It's also the player's fault for not doing better in matches. They shouldn't be this bad
Expects the players to be more motivated with a new manager, but surprise it's the opposite
We cannot blame the board for all of this, after all it’s not Kahn down on the pitch scoring goals
The board should be sacked though
If they keep it up until of the end of season maybe, but I think it’s too early to tell before we have a Complete team
Oliver Kahn says he won't resign: "My only goal is to bring an end to the season with the league title - and then really attack again in the new season
W
he won't resign his ass getting sacked
True
Why do you guys dislike him
In your opinions?
Sacked Nagelsmann
Brings a new coach for no reason mid season
Don’t you think it’s too early to criticize Tuchel
Tuchel is partially to blame with his lineups and substitutions
Why do we even play Mane and Gnabry
Mane had 2 goals today 1 offside
His 1 goal was from like 1 meter
Then he was ass the whole game
they gave up
Fr
Back this bastard
Give him some time
It's not easy to join a new club at this point of the season
One of his first games was the qf clash against city
how was mazraoui
Exactly
yeah sadly
Tuchel is still planning to give the team 3 days off despite the defeat: "We're lacking energy. We won't get it back by calling everyone to training tomorrow. I don't think we look fresh. We need to take a little bit of distance" [Sky]
Same
I've no doubt tuchel will succeed here
But I don't agree with the decision of sacking nagelsmann
can someone explain to me
why i open fotmob and see mainz 3 bayern 1 😭
i'm going to watch the match later but wtf
the only thing i know about mainz is that it's klopp's old team
Not even Tuchel can explain
tuchel imo is suffering because naglesmann tailored the system entirely according to him
tuchel was lucky with chelsea cause lampard wasn't this picky
To be fair, Nagelsmann thought he still had some years left. Him being sacked came out of nowhere for him too
how you gon let somebody named ajorque score on you 😭
upamaguire strikes again?
they are well managed and on a big unbeaten streak
kahn's strike
you lot better hope to God frankfurt do you a favor
it'll be weird seeing any club but bayern win the bundesliga 😭
Dortmund still play Gladbach and Mainz
good he's taking accountability and not blaming the players
he s just political correct
nothing special
:(
And they in fact did NOT do bayern a favor
nahh dortmund top of the table again msh
He jinxed us lmaaooo
It's different when its Uli
Sorry to say this but thomas tuchel's bayern is not going anywhere
Actual 6s lmao
Yeah but Bundesliga is less competitive so even if we play like this we cant fall that much
We might lose the title but tbh it doesnt even matter at this point
Maybe this team needs a cold shower
To wake up
Why did they sack Nagelsmann man
