bayern-munich

[strong saddle]

It was inevitable

[cursive herald]

Screw this

[humble trench]

Tucheliban

[cursive herald]

Screw

This

[woven oak]

gg

[humble trench]

I hate the board

upa agian

hes back

[visual trellis]

upa lol

[sterile bison]

upamecano is so bad

[humble trench]

Nagelsmann would never concede 4 to City

[crude geyser]

Upamacano such a

[mystic snow]

lmqooooooo

[rocky monolith]

Upamecano makes Maguire look good. I can’t believe that’s possible

[strong saddle]

Aaaaand now our chat gets raided

[open ember]

Upamecano really a shi***

[past kiln]

lmaoooo

[dull skiff]

Upa is actually so dogshit

[clever hound]

this is absurd

[visual trellis]

jus leave bro

[past kiln]

lmaooo ur team is shittttt

[inland moth]

some of these players don't deserve the badge

[humble trench]

Yes I know this feeling

Barça PSG 2021

[humble trench]

were playing better than u

[visual trellis]

leave go back to ur channel

[hoary token]

How many ucls?

[visual trellis]

6 ucl>0

[clever hound]

I wish users could pick one team channel only

[open ember]

haaland owns germany now

[inland moth]

just report him lol

[past kiln]

Say that to the 4-0 agg

[strong saddle]

I wish it was like the wc

[long fox]

@humble trench we still comin back?

[humble trench]

upemecano is a citzen spy thats what

[clever hound]

f uck off ref

[strong saddle]

Where you could only see the country chat if you had the role

[humble trench]

say that to our 6 cls

[visual trellis]

@past kiln 6 ucl> 0

[humble trench]

Blaming Tucheliban

Keep Upa on

Genius

[visual trellis]

never over guys

[humble trench]

upemecano blew the 1st and 2nd game pretty badly

[vital jolt]

nah, bayern is finished

[past kiln]

Well that’s because we love to bottle ucl

[visual trellis]

Keep the spirit up,

[hoary token]

City fans are either autistic or just plastic glory hunters

[past kiln]

Your done.

No way back

[humble trench]

There's no spirit

[past kiln]

Lol

[humble trench]

4 goals in 30 mins or idfk

[strong saddle]

GET OUTTA HERE

[visual trellis]

Never over guys come on, till the end.

[surreal snow]

tv off

[humble trench]

@past kiln go back to own chat? yes?

[vital jolt]

gg bayern

[mortal shore]

Empty.probably

[humble trench]

We concede again?

[mortal shore]

💀💀

[dull skiff]

City fans are haaland dick riders

[humble trench]

like stadium?

[visual trellis]

lol ya

[long fox]

Let off the crack

[surreal snow]

can upamecano not cause 4 goals for city next time?

maybe we will win a match then

[open ember]

they ain't madrid burv

[rocky monolith]

City fans don’t exist, they’re just lying to themselves

[visual trellis]

used to be a city fan 🤮

[surreal snow]

once again not there with the head and once again did tuchel do nothing

[inland moth]

atleast score you useless pricks

[surreal snow]

its not even because of the team

[inland moth]

upa

[surreal snow]

i know its wrong to blame one player but upamecano caused every single goal

[inland moth]

[strong saddle]

Morale is gone

[surreal snow]

its absolutely crazy

[blissful crescent]

That sane chance

[open ember]

even ac milan > bayern

[inland moth]

we need hernandez back

[hoary token]

Go cook

[visual trellis]

ok bro

[strong saddle]

Just end the game, I can't watch or hear about it anymore

[humble trench]

prime mane please

[open ember]

yep

[humble trench]

NOW

[clever hound]

Oh my god this dude

[lone agate]

I honestly dont want to watch this anymore

[clever hound]

Really subbed mane on

[strong saddle]

He expects him to

[warped nexus]

me too

[strong saddle]

...

[open ember]

ain't cooking saying the truth lmao

[autumn acorn]

whyd he get cancelo out

best player on the pitch

[inland moth]

Mané for sane

[hoary token]

Ok

[humble trench]

tuchel

#tuchelOut or nah?

[vital jolt]

bruh best player on the pitch is coman

[autumn acorn]

theyre both good but no rzn to sub off cancelo

[visual trellis]

at least 1 goal

[surreal snow]

City didnt even deserve this

[visual trellis]

Might possibly get the spirit up

[inland moth]

no

[visual trellis]

facts bruh

[inland moth]

it's over

[humble trench]

ake done

[inland moth]

we lost

[humble trench]

?

wait its 25 min

[surreal snow]

maybe next time we have to bribe ruben dia

[visual trellis]

Never over, tilll the end i support bayern.

[humble trench]

without ake

[surreal snow]

s

[autumn acorn]

honestly if Sane wouldve made that 1 on 1 goal in the first half i bet yall would be on 2 goals rn

[warped nexus]

lets give madrid their 15th by injuring kdb and haaland this game

so they have it easy

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-evil-laugh-fire-flames-burning-gif-24546963

[humble trench]

😂

avarage city fan

😂

[warped nexus]

LMAO

[surreal snow]

brazzo and kahn need to get fired asap

[strong saddle]

F that guy

[rocky monolith]

Typical

[clever hound]

I’m good with madrid winning, I’ve accepted it

[autumn acorn]

Bayern needa be madrid for the final 15 min

[surreal snow]

as well as herbert Hainer

[hoary token]

What they expect from mentally disabled person?

[inland moth]

Board out

[humble trench]

Let's go Inter

[rocky monolith]

Probably a kid

[humble trench]

Only they can save us

Tuchel out or nah?

[strong saddle]

Board needs to go golfing

[clever hound]

oh my god fcb adversary you shouldn’t be watching this

[inland moth]

tuchel stays

[surreal snow]

its the same discussion as last week

[strong saddle]

He has to stay

[autumn acorn]

Barca will pay

[humble trench]

Tuchel can't make subs

He plays 4 atb

[hoary token]

Tuchel out
Muller in

[strong saddle]

He's allergic to them

TOO LATE AGAIN

[surreal snow]

at this point its not even tuchels fault

[clever hound]

It is and it’s the same pain

[inland moth]

tuchel has no fault at our players being this ass

neither Nagelsman

[surreal snow]

you cannot be so insecure as a center back for Bayern

[humble trench]

Tuchel is the blame partially

[inland moth]

our players are disappointing this season

[humble trench]

Playing 4-2-3-1

Not knowing when to sub players off

[autumn acorn]

Yall if ronaldo were in the positions these players were in he would score

[humble trench]

He thinks Upa will have a masterclass 2nd leg after terrorism in 1st

[surreal snow]

we had 6 shots on goal

[humble trench]

Hope this is a lesson to him

[surreal snow]

6 shots on goal and zero goals

[strong saddle]

Someone just drove by blasting sad piano music

[surreal snow]

city had 2 shots on goal

and scored once

[strong saddle]

That's our status right now

[visual trellis]

Till the end lets go.❤❤

" upamaguire"

[clever hound]

i love your positivity gockor but the only direction we’re going in is getting 2nd in bundesliga

[surreal snow]

maybe its time for this super team

[inland moth]

fr

[hoary token]

W

[zealous mauve]

If we had Nagelsmann we would be in the semis

[humble trench]

True

[inland moth]

no lol

[surreal snow]

Why tho wouldnt cause 4 goals

[vital jolt]

oh we know

[clever hound]

Bayern redemption arc

[inland moth]

our players are so disappointing

[humble trench]

I would create 4 chances

[inland moth]

they don't deserve their salary

[vital jolt]

bayern need to rebuild the team

[rocky monolith]

I’ve never seen Bayern this bad

[humble trench]

TEL

YES

[strong saddle]

This is easily our worst season this decade so far

[humble trench]

WE WINNING BOYS

[autumn acorn]

Ffs lewa shouldnt have left

[vital jolt]

because it's karma for sacking nagelsman

[clever hound]

Only now muller fr

[surreal snow]

ive never felt so much pain watching football

[clever hound]

Tel please spark the hope in my hollow heart

[humble trench]

For a lose only one lose in Leverkusen

[hoary token]

What happened last year against villareal with rl9?

[surreal snow]

it feels like ive been watching schalke instead of bayern in the last month

[vital jolt]

and for not doing anything when his tactics got leaked

[inland moth]

Tel getting this time is great

[vital jolt]

we dont have a striker now

do we

[visual trellis]

muller 81' muller 82' muller 83' pavard volley 84' pavard bicyle kick 85'

[strong saddle]

I'm not looking forward to when the game ends and all the city fans come flooding in here to clown us

[clever hound]

me neither

[visual trellis]

yeah thats what sucks

city fans are toxic man

[surreal snow]

city fans have nothing to brag about

[visual trellis]

idk what they all hyped up about tho

[surreal snow]

their ball knowledge is comparable to that of a dog

[clever hound]

what do u expect their only hope haaland is carrying the whole team

[lone agate]

What is TEL gonna do

[visual trellis]

they just praise haaland

they like worship his ass

[clever hound]

He’s moving at last

[surreal snow]

they didnt eveb know haaland before he went to city

[inland moth]

get valuable time at a game that is over

[rocky monolith]

City fans are spineless like their football club

[humble trench]

Tell is so goo

Ok hear me out

[visual trellis]

incoming super hat trick

[strong saddle]

What minute

[lone agate]

if

Ig

[humble trench]

So if we won't get Kvara

What about

[lone agate]

Y en nesyri

[humble trench]

Sell Sané and bring in Diaby

[surreal snow]

if we dont reach the semis next season we need to delete the entire club

[lone agate]

I dont think he will budge mate esp knowing clubs like madrid would be marking him

[surreal snow]

just bring in Wirtz ans osimhen already

[humble trench]

Bayern seems so powerless in this game

[surreal snow]

im tired of the board acting like we're poor

[humble trench]

Wirtz in 2024

[visual trellis]

upamecano to colombian league plz

[hoary token]

Konrad Laimer is going to carry next season!

[strong saddle]

We're incompetent

[surreal snow]

Konrad Laimer is goretzka demo version

[humble trench]

FFS

OFFSIDE

[clever hound]

Im killing my own ass tonight

[strong saddle]

UGH

[past kiln]

xd

xd

[strong saddle]

I know it wouldn't do anything

[past kiln]

Ok bye

[visual trellis]

bro said "xd"

lmao

12 year old at most

[humble trench]

Or joining sabitzer in the surgery

[strong saddle]

GET OUTTA HERE

[inland moth]

who would have scored

[past kiln]

Yeah k

Totally

[clever hound]

nap time

[visual trellis]

leave bro

just leave

[hoary token]

Bros younger than leipzig 💀

[visual trellis]

its late

bed time come on

[clever hound]

i wish i could cry

[strong saddle]

What minute

[clever hound]

I feel so sorry for the bayern side of the stadium

[cursive herald]

Lads who do you all want to sign next season I mean who we do need is a striker

[humble trench]

Stanisic gonna save us

[cursive herald]

Can we all agree we need a striker?

[zealous mauve]

Wtf is wrong with this team 😭😭

[hoary token]

We needed him from september 2022

[inland moth]

Ederson man of the Match

[clever hound]

bro took the only active defender off

[humble trench]

De Jong, Chiesa, Vlahovic/osimhen

[humble trench]

next year this? yes?

[strong saddle]

I want Randall

[zealous mauve]

How can we play so well against Psg Barca and Inter and now we get absolutely destroyed?

[visual trellis]

bro id rather hugo lloris as coach instead of tuchel

[humble trench]

Tucheliban tax

[cursive herald]

Vlahovic is actually decent you know

[foggy parcel]

y’all sacked nagelsmann bro

[cursive herald]

We could get him for cheap

[humble trench]

Vlahovic would be 70M

[foggy parcel]

pretty sure nagelsmann would’ve done a better job tbh

[humble trench]

De Jong 60M, Chiesa 55-60M

[zealous mauve]

If it was up to me i would never sack him😔

[humble trench]

would swap goretzka for frenkie

[inland moth]

Osishmen

[zealous mauve]

Nah

[inland moth]

Osishmen

I mean

[strong saddle]

Two clubs want him badly

[clever hound]

Bro at least was a good capi

[zealous mauve]

Osimhen

[visual trellis]

lmao

[humble trench]

If Osimhen costs over 100M like 110M I wouldn't get him

[warped nexus]

we need to sign these 11

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924726781385256970/1098345602967941190/Screenshot_20230412_002247_LINEUP11.jpg

[vital jolt]

because you can take Tuchel out of Chelsea, not Chelsea out of Tuchel

[clever hound]

anytime i come on here lucas butchers osimhens surname in all possible ways

[humble trench]

W because im in there

[humble trench]

I would join on a free

[inland moth]

Me in that 11

[zealous mauve]

😑

[humble trench]

Just to help this team start winning

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-corinthians-santos-ronaldo-fenomeno-gif-25107275

me in that 11

[zealous mauve]

Hope Tuchel will be sacked

[clever hound]

If i was tuchel i would come on ghere and play myself

[surreal snow]

pen bayern

[vital jolt]

lmao

[visual trellis]

clear hand bro what

[strong saddle]

You serious

[warped nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-maldini-maldini-tackle-football-tackle-sliding-tackle-gif-24530318

[inland moth]

who's taking

[humble trench]

Suyu

[strong saddle]

Woooooow

[visual trellis]

PEN?

[humble trench]

Pls Kimmich

[visual trellis]

PEN

PEN

[humble trench]

not mane please

[visual trellis]

PEN PLEASE

[foggy parcel]

to what

[humble trench]

DE LIGT

PLEASE

KIMMICH

[zealous mauve]

Pen but it doesnt matter

[strong saddle]

It won't do anything

[blissful crescent]

LETS GOOOO

[zealous mauve]

We already lost

[blissful crescent]

OMG OMG

[foggy parcel]

wouldn’t matter

unless y’all Madrid ofc

[humble trench]

Pls Kimmich take it

TEL PLEASE

[surreal snow]

ok the ref needs to be fired

[blissful crescent]

PLSSSSS

[humble trench]

TEL

TEL

Kimmich taking

LETS GO

[past kiln]

That’s not a penalty ffs

[humble trench]

My goat

[strong saddle]

Please make it in

[visual trellis]

bro leave

[strong saddle]

Idc if it doesn't matter

[past kiln]

No

[warped nexus]

what how come ref gave us

pen

[humble trench]

Kimmich..

LETS GO

MY GOAT

JAJAJAJAJ

[leaden trout]

Kim much is missing sadly

[strong saddle]

4-1 lmao

Oh

Did I misjudge

[zealous mauve]

Comeback is real

[clever hound]

i mean yabba dabba do

[humble trench]

Idc I'm happy Kimmich scored

[vital jolt]

nah penalty kick

[strong saddle]

Nvm it is 4-1

[humble trench]

Kimmich should be our pen taker

Until we get an actual striker

[visual trellis]

Yesw

yes yes yes niceee

[leaden trout]

why can’t i see the match channel bayern vs man city

[strong saddle]

And what minute are we on

[surreal snow]

OHHHHH LORDDDD

[visual trellis]

#1084141536406671520

[clever hound]

Shut up haaland

[surreal snow]

ITSSSSS COMMMINGGGGG

[autumn acorn]

Okay as a madrid fan yall better go for it!

[surreal snow]

SHAPAALAALALLALALALALALALA

[inland moth]

atleast we scored

[autumn acorn]

Be like usss

[surreal snow]

WEEEE HOTTT GHISSSS

[clever hound]

where is that guy who said never give up

[blissful crescent]

BELIEVE GUYS

[visual trellis]

WE GOT THIS BABYYYY

[clever hound]

Come back i believe in you

[blissful crescent]

I BELIEVE

[autumn acorn]

yall better get that madrid dna rn

[humble trench]

2nd goal?

[zealous mauve]

We dont have a striker

[clever hound]

ITS NOT OVER OK

[visual trellis]

WE GOT THIS WE GOT THIS

I TOLD YOU @clever hound

WE GOT THIS

[blissful crescent]

CMON GUYS

[visual trellis]

oh boy alvarez

[vital jolt]

it is for this season

[blissful crescent]

LETS GET A WIN

[zealous mauve]

At this point sub me in

[surreal snow]

its over guys stop embarassing yourselves

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/joshua-kimmich-bayern-bayern-munich-kimmich-kimmichgoretzka-gif-22440712

[zealous mauve]

Give me a 10 min contract

[vital jolt]

barca will pay for this next ucl

[humble trench]

True

[surreal snow]

dont expect 3 goals in 10 mins

[humble trench]

At least Kimmich scored

[visual trellis]

@surreal snow dawg come on

[clever hound]

I CAN SEE ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI SPRINTING

[autumn acorn]

madrid 2 goals 2 min

[visual trellis]

MADRID COME BACK WE NEED

[strong saddle]

80 minute

[surreal snow]

are we madrid?

[strong saddle]

E

[surreal snow]

no

we arent

[blissful crescent]

Tuchel red

[autumn acorn]

i believe in u as a madrid fan

[humble trench]

Tucheliban

[blissful crescent]

What's the point

[inland moth]

lmao

[strong saddle]

Coach red

[autumn acorn]

get rodrygo loan 10 min

[strong saddle]

Tuchel is gone

[blissful crescent]

We have lost

Tf

[clever hound]

im joking it’s hilarious

[humble trench]

Lets at least win this match

2-1

[visual trellis]

bro what happened to tuchel lol

[strong saddle]

gg

[blissful crescent]

This is jokes

This ref is jokes

[humble trench]

??

[strong saddle]

That's officially a wrap

[humble trench]

What

What happened

[blissful crescent]

Tuchel got a red

[warped nexus]

been a wrap since half

[blissful crescent]

Second yellow

[visual trellis]

minute 87

[blissful crescent]

Pen

[humble trench]

Pen for who

[blissful crescent]

Or freekick

Nvm

Freekick

[clever hound]

never give up 🔥🔥

[humble trench]

For who

[zealous mauve]

Almost a pen

[zealous mauve]

City

[strong saddle]

Someone said 2-1

[blissful crescent]

Man city

[inland moth]

Holy

[humble trench]

Finished

[visual trellis]

88"

no time i think but never over

[clever hound]

good game guys we'll get 'em next time 😍

[visual trellis]

what happened

[humble trench]

Lmao imagine time wasting when 3 goals up

Shameless

[visual trellis]

fr

[blissful crescent]

Grealish is weird for that

[humble trench]

They think they're throwing in 3 mins

[visual trellis]

bro why they wasting time

[humble trench]

Weak team mentality

[visual trellis]

lmao they're actually losers

[clever hound]

I could understand losing dfb pokal but this this is ridiculous

[visual trellis]

im happy we scored one guys

[strong saddle]

Make extra time 45 seconds

[blissful crescent]

Unnecessary sacking from board

[humble trench]

10 min extra time

[clever hound]

I mean eurovision is during the final i think so

[strong saddle]

PLUS TEN?

[blissful crescent]

Season couldn't have been worst

[visual trellis]

TEN?

[humble trench]

no i hope

[visual trellis]

DAMN

[clever hound]

i doubt im even watching

[blissful crescent]

5

[sterile bison]

theyre not gonna score calm ya pants

[humble trench]

+5

[strong saddle]

5

[humble trench]

We need magic

we did 5 in 9 min before, 3 in 5 is possible

[blissful crescent]

This upa guy

[sterile bison]

ur not scoring 3 in 5 lmao

[sterile bison]

maybe if u had a goalscorer

[trail ridge]

Upa disaster class

[visual trellis]

why lewa leave

[sterile bison]

and maybe if kyle walker was in goal

[sterile bison]

he was tired of bayerns goal song

[vital jolt]

bruh that was against wolfsburg

[trail ridge]

Had problem with board members

[vital jolt]

this is city, they are different

[blissful crescent]

Bro lost us the tie gave away 2 cheap goals

[glass otter]

Sińce when did kimmich take penalties

[sterile bison]

read what i said mate

[glass otter]

Also why did tuchel get sent off

[visual trellis]

LOL

[inland moth]

upa and sane ass today

[visual trellis]

commentator keeps saying upamaguire

[humble trench]

Lmao

[vital jolt]

we dont have any goalscorer

[sterile bison]

because he launched a missile on the ref

[clever hound]

Screamed too loud

[strong saddle]

Ahahaha

[visual trellis]

yaaa

gg

[strong saddle]

Lmfao

[visual trellis]

but no problem

[hoary token]

Bro the ref

[visual trellis]

next time

[humble trench]

Ederson time wasting

[sterile bison]

ederson should be sent off

[blissful crescent]

Ederson is a disgrace

[humble trench]

Small mentality

[visual trellis]

ederson sucks lol

hes so weak minded

[glass otter]

Guys relax

He just wants the win

[woven oak]

lmaoo

[sterile bison]

tbf ederson is a mid keeper

[glass otter]

He just resting cuz win guranteed

[visual trellis]

ederson over rated

[blissful crescent]

Enjoying our last moments in the ucl

[surreal snow]

istg we couldve won 6-0

[humble trench]

Time wasting again

Insecure small club

Madrid gave them PTSD

[warped nexus]

fr

[visual trellis]

man city "fans" worship haaland

thats it

lol

real madrid will burn the hell out of them

ft?

[woven oak]

i think ur just mad

[visual trellis]

not yet i think

dawg leave

why u in here

lmao

[strong saddle]

It's no use

[sterile bison]

gockor you are the definition of glory hunter

[strong saddle]

They're gonna all be here soon

[visual trellis]

how lmao

[glass otter]

City parking the bus

[long fox]

We could be there for 5 years, we ain't scorin another lol

[visual trellis]

i always loved bayern

[sterile bison]

you support real madrid, bayern munich and napoli

get a grip

[long fox]

And wtf was that

[humble trench]

FT

[visual trellis]

yeah bc i like the teams lol

[strong saddle]

Final

[humble trench]

We’re finished

Eh we didn't lose

[visual trellis]

ft

[strong saddle]

We're out

[visual trellis]

ggs guys

[humble trench]

Could've won 2-1, 3-1

[visual trellis]

At least we tied.

[humble trench]

But players are shiet

[visual trellis]

better than no goals lol

[chrome briar]

bayern tears so tasty

[visual trellis]

incoming city fans

watch out

[strong saddle]

Here it comes

[chrome briar]

too easy ngl

[clever hound]

I mean I would have preferred bayern but if its anyone its real madrid whos winning

[visual trellis]

they're gonna worship haaland

[strong saddle]

HEREEEE IT COOOMES

[visual trellis]

6>0

[clever hound]

oh they’re coming

[warped nexus]

fr

[clever hound]

Look the 12 year old is back

[woven oak]

gg 🙂

[chrome briar]

bayern 🥱🥱🥱

[visual trellis]

6 ucl> 0

[past kiln]

LOOOOOOOL UR SHITE

[humble trench]

Gloey hunters with no european trophies 😭

just leave this chat guys, ignore them for 1 day

[blissful crescent]

Don't with football

[visual trellis]

fr

[warped nexus]

fair play

[visual trellis]

real madrid 10-0 city incoming 😂

[clever hound]

Eat him up iwan

[halcyon temple]

It’s joever for Bayern

[warped nexus]

fr im fine with any city fan talking trash but @past kiln

[hoary token]

Bro 😂😂

[blazing cave]

Ight sfe gg

[hoary token]

Yall being offended by CITY fans

[surreal snow]

"Goals may be missed, values ​​of the club not"

[clever hound]

the whole channel has personal beef with a 12 year old

[hoary token]

They are children stop being mad

[chrome briar]

4-1

[surreal snow]

Bayern banner

[strong saddle]

6 cls

[visual trellis]

6 ucl > 0 ucl

6 ucl > 0 ucl

[blazing cave]

Oh dayum

Sprinkle more salt on that

[clever hound]

This was my last straw

[chrome briar]

🤣

[surreal snow]

legit nobody cares

[humble trench]

😂

[maiden silo]

How can i get the Bayern role

[strong saddle]

He left?

[visual trellis]

let them have their fun

[clever hound]

@inland moth i was hoping for the r9 haircut but its okay well get them next time

[humble trench]

That should have been the first leg

[warped nexus]

lmao

[maiden silo]

Lmaooo I remember this

[surreal snow]

in the last 3 years we lost 3 matches

[inland moth]

[surreal snow]

Psg, Villareal, City

[humble trench]

UPEMECANO WAS THE BEST CITY'S PLAYER IN BOTH LEGS, HE RULES!!

[fresh sigil]

what's with bayern today

[warped nexus]

wait y do i have barca role

[humble trench]

Attackers can't shoot

[fresh sigil]

literally

[humble trench]

Not just today we need a striker

[humble trench]

8

[fresh sigil]

they think the goal is in the sky

[chrome briar]

ggs guys tho no bad blood

[humble trench]

Fair

[vital jolt]

nah we just dont have a shooter in general

[surreal snow]

defenders cant defend 😭

[strong saddle]

No striker

[humble trench]

Yea we need kane or osihmen

[maiden silo]

Yo, how can i get the bayern role

[chrome briar]

city was just the better team

[humble trench]

Upa tax

okay so hear me out guys

[humble trench]

Idk I got it from the customization

[vital jolt]

they are just striker and finisher

[surreal snow]

leave the channel if youre not a bayern fan

[humble trench]

sell everyone and just quit the club, give us th emoney?

[vital jolt]

coman need to work on his finishing and musiala too

[surreal snow]

injury compensation

[inland moth]

Im starting as striker next game

[strong saddle]

It's time to start looking for summer transfers

[clever hound]

If god has his faves im definitely not god

[surreal snow]

its time for the remontada

you have waited long enough

[clever hound]

Me and the boys going shopping

[chrome briar]

don’t be salty man

[maiden silo]

💪💪💪

[chrome briar]

i j said ggs

[vital jolt]

or we just give Tuchel time, he will prove himself

[woven gulch]

HAALAND HAALAND

[glass otter]

Half of these are npcs

[humble trench]

where can we send this to brazzo? would pay 50m for us all

@maiden silo go to channels and roles, customization and scroll till you see Bayern Munich role

[humble trench]

Yea but this is Bayern fan channel

[woven gulch]

HE'S A BLUE JUST LIKE HIS DAD

NOW HE'S AT THE ETIHAD

[glass otter]

Each

[surreal snow]

im not salty i just dont want a city fan in this channel since its a bayern channel

[woven gulch]

HA HA HA HAALAND

[chrome briar]

[humble trench]

2.9

[strong saddle]

He can come if he comes in peace

[humble trench]

@woven gulch you saw the new rules?

[woven gulch]

Silenced the whole stadium

[clever hound]

dude

[glass otter]

Que

[surreal snow]

lets just overthrow the board and make our own squad

[glass otter]

Ur stadium dont need to be silenced

[humble trench]

Just like the emptihad while winning 3-0

[glass otter]

Dream team

[maiden silo]

Thanks

[clever hound]

emptihad was indeed hella empti

[humble trench]

us losing was more atmosphere then u winning 3-0 💀

[woven gulch]

Sold out

[humble trench]

Np

[chrome briar]

🤫🤫

[humble trench]

By npcs who don’t celebrate a goal

[humble trench]

it is a fact

[chrome briar]

Haaland: 🤫🤫

[clever hound]

how could this be that you didnt win the leg by a bigger number though?

[surreal snow]

why are city fans even jn here

[wet blade]

Whatever it is i still love this club. Im just very sad at the way its being run to the ground, very dissapointed.

[humble trench]

another city fan who created his dc account in 2021

[strong saddle]

To clown us

[humble trench]

i swear to god they are all 11

[wet blade]

clowning us as expected

[chrome briar]

i had an old acc

[vital jolt]

nah bayern deserved to lose cuz their performance was bad

[chrome briar]

i lost it, and why does that even matter

lol

[humble trench]

Man city creation date:

[vital jolt]

don't worry, there are ups and downs in a club

[visual trellis]

6 ucl > 0

[clever hound]

the date when man city became irrelevant

[humble trench]

rooting for arsenal guys 🙏

[hoary token]

Bayern ucl > city ucl x 1000

[chrome briar]

man i’m talking about my dc account lmao

[vital jolt]

ohhh

[humble trench]

[maiden silo]

@surreal snow fr

[chrome briar]

yeah i’m not talking about the team that just got 4-1d

[strong saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922927050459861033/1098354093698846740/IMG_5057.jpg

[chrome briar]

what about today lil bro

[fresh sigil]

not my one brain cell still hoping that spurs will have a comeback

[hoary token]

He was even born then

[chrome briar]

send a ss from today

[clever hound]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic for the win

[strong saddle]

Saw someone post it in Man city chat

[hoary token]

Why?

[humble trench]

Spurs should hope for a miracle they make top 4

[clever hound]

Middlesbrough goat team

Ronaldo and messi are scared of it

[surreal snow]

17 attempts but felt like 2

[fresh sigil]

all the attempts going through the air

[clever hound]

Im back on sane hating track

[wet blade]

Barca will pay for this.

[humble trench]

☠️

[humble trench]

In ro16

[surreal snow]

attempted murder of bayern fans in the stadium

not attempted shots

[humble trench]

If they even make it past groups

[humble trench]

17 attempts 5 on target number 9 needed

[chrome briar]

“mistakes make u stronger”
upamecano after the 2 legs against city:

[strong saddle]

Next year they will most definitely have Messi back

[deep wharf]

what a fall from grace xd

[surreal snow]

advantage bayern

[deep wharf]

we're finito

[strong saddle]

Plus Lewa

[surreal snow]

the only Clubs able to beat us are city and real

[deep wharf]

psg had messi and mbappe

[humble trench]

its ok guys.

[deep wharf]

also neymar

yet no goals were scored

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1639710543580676098?t=kKRQKsS3zIxmoEqnK_3K8w&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Hainer: "We talked extensively for a long time and in the end, all three of us (Kahn, Salihamidžić) were of the opinion that we had to react in order not to jeopardize our goals - thank God we still have a chance in all three competitions" [@MagentaTV]

Likes

594

Twitter · Mar 25, 2023, 7:27 PM

[surreal snow]

with a little bit of luck we wouldve been in the finals but we just had the worst possible outcome

[deep wharf]

lol.

[humble trench]

i was hopping Madrid play against bayern.

[hoary token]

Server invites here are perma?

[surreal snow]

first the best group, psg then city and maybe even real madrid after

[clever hound]

Messi is ghosting in psg for a while now

[deep wharf]

I was not respectfully

[strong saddle]

wir sind fertig

[clever hound]

We were great against psg though it was nagelsmann and horrible psg chemistry, terrifying even

[strong saddle]

Means we are finished in German

[deep wharf]

😭

[surreal snow]

random reminder: Inter Milan, second place in bayerns group, is on course to reach the champions league finals.

[trail bloom]

sigh this isnt the bayern i know at all

[strong saddle]

Lukaka

[deep wharf]

i am so down bad i want an italian team to win

[humble trench]

Rooting for Inter to win

[clever hound]

fu ck it we rooting for lakakak

[trail bloom]

the give everything mentality is dead

[visual trellis]

lakaka

[strong saddle]

Lakaka to win balon dor

[clever hound]

lakaka our lord savior

[trail bloom]

girouddddd

[surreal snow]

they got porto, benfica and milan. we got psg, city and real (possible)

[humble trench]

Sell players who aren't even trying

[clever hound]

my fav player

[surreal snow]

how is that possible

[visual trellis]

this match didnt hurt as much as leg 1

[trail bloom]

upa , AND HELL WE ARE BUYING LAIMAR WTF WHY

[deep wharf]

true

because we'd lost all hope by then

[humble trench]

Man idk

[inland moth]

bruh

[humble trench]

We won't sell upa

[trail bloom]

not rn

[deep wharf]

yes we wont

[clever hound]

@hollow swift time to bring it home, such a young player with such potential

[surreal snow]

upamecanos dad died and tuchel still played him

[humble trench]

Spurs 😂 would be funny tho

[strong saddle]

Buy strikers

[trail bloom]

no one would want him

[visual trellis]

Coman really did his best

[chrome briar]

@surreal snow 😏😏

[humble trench]

guys can i have a moment??

[deep wharf]

upamecano should stay

for now

[hollow swift]

Yes

[humble trench]

Ok

[trail bloom]

yes

[trail ridge]

Was the best Bayern player

[visual trellis]

ederson was such a prick lmao

[humble trench]

i want to hold a speach

can u guys be quiet

👍

[clever hound]

it was similar with mane, he doesn’t give a shi

[strong saddle]

Say what you wanna say

[rotund basalt]

Rip channel 🤣🤣🤣

[humble trench]

Barca will pay for this.

[visual trellis]

let @humble trench say the speech

[inland moth]

Laimer is on a free transfer

[chrome briar]

that’s not a speech

[clever hound]

I believe in you man

[deep wharf]

wont really change much lol

[warped nexus]

🆘

[deep wharf]

this team from its roots

[humble trench]

Laimer 4th choice midfielder

[deep wharf]

needs questioning

[chrome briar]

🆘

[deep wharf]

sus

!

[warped nexus]

🆘

[fresh sigil]

not me looking at this as a barca fan

[deep wharf]

a sign for you to get outta here

[humble trench]

im sorry, but its true.

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648797402101424138?t=dIEIlQyhPlzPlam_v-H2Vg&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

#FCBMCI

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 9:15 PM

Coman and Pavard 😢

[inland moth]

deserved to be sad

[warped nexus]

rest got no passion

[deep wharf]

ofc lol

[surreal snow]

these people are so annoying

[clever hound]

oh my god pavard

my dude

[surreal snow]

got nothing better to do than to annoy bayern fans in discord

[deep wharf]

ikr

[strong saddle]

Pavard

[fresh sigil]

is it illegal to like more than one club now but ok

[deep wharf]

i mean, fairs to them lol

[clever hound]

this is so upsetting

[deep wharf]

its 'ight lol

[surreal snow]

nah just embarassing

[visual trellis]

pavard :((

[surreal snow]

i mean we wouldnt do that to them

[deep wharf]

i would

🤷

[surreal snow]

💀

[hoary token]

What happened to pavard?

[strong saddle]

He sad

[surreal snow]

we would take over Fotoball lobby but not over their channel

[deep wharf]

rightfully so

[humble trench]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648797930810114051?t=VPIgilWuzDFScIi2ETJN3g&s=19

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel has won only two of his first 6 games in all competitions with Bayern, the last FCB head coach to win only two of his first six games in charge was Sören Lerby in 1991 [Opta]

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 9:17 PM

[surreal snow]

like i couldnt give two shits about what they are thinking

[zealous mauve]

Upamecano and Tuchel out pls

[surreal snow]

apparently they dont think so of us

[trail bloom]

who should we sell

[visual trellis]

going to the teams channel to make fun is such a prick move bruh

[deep wharf]

nabry

mane

[hoary token]

Assbry

[visual trellis]

Ederson should get kicked in the face

[surreal snow]

better question: who should we keep

[humble trench]

Hold on I got a list

[zealous mauve]

Upamecano asap

[deep wharf]

nah man

not yet

[surreal snow]

Upamecano just not secure enough

[trail bloom]

try making a list of sales

[chrome briar]

the whole club

[visual trellis]

upa needs to wake up

[zealous mauve]

He made a mistake at every goal

[visual trellis]

he needa wake up frm this coma

[humble trench]

OUT: Mané, Gnabry, Choupo, Goretzka, Cancelo, Sabitzer, Sarr, Nubel, Blind

[zealous mauve]

It s not possible

[hoary token]

Lamo bro

[strong saddle]

CHOUPO?

[deep wharf]

until the city games he was doing great

[hoary token]

Choupo?

Wtf

[visual trellis]

choupo?

[humble trench]

Wdym

[strong saddle]

Why choupo

[deep wharf]

well

[trail bloom]

we’re keeping upa
no one would want him , we gonna sell after he becomes decent again

[hoary token]

He carried

[humble trench]

He doesn't want to be a backup anymore

If we get a striker

[deep wharf]

many would want him

[hoary token]

He played nothing today

[humble trench]

So what else to do then sell him

[deep wharf]

yeah sell him while his stocks are up

[hoary token]

If we sell the tel can be backup

[trail bloom]

OUT: Mané, Gnabry, Sane, Goretzka, Cancelo, Sabitzer, Sarr, Nubel, Blind

[inland moth]

Upa was horrendous

[trail bloom]

better fee

[deep wharf]

true

[surreal snow]

Out:

1. Gnabry
2. Sommer
3. Mane
4. Goretzka
5. Sabitzer
6. Choupo

In:
Osimhen
Laimer
Bennacer
Florentino Luis
Ibrahimovic (established first team player)
Buchmann (established first Team Player)

[visual trellis]

Upamaguire

[deep wharf]

i still see him as capable

[visual trellis]

sommer is decent

[deep wharf]

sommer should stay

[humble trench]

Also leaning more on Ulreich as well since he doesn't want to be a 3rd choice keeper

[strong saddle]

Grab kolo while he's available

[deep wharf]

give neuer a run for his money

[inland moth]

Get Osihmen

[strong saddle]

And osi

[visual trellis]

sommer stay

[surreal snow]

brazzo needs this list fr

[humble trench]

Keeper Neuer and Sommer

[trail bloom]

id rather bring kane instead of osimhen

[humble trench]

Keep*

[hoary token]

Tbh this channel needs own server

[deep wharf]

i wouldn't

[visual trellis]

fr

[warped nexus]

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1648774046350209028

[surreal snow]

lets just make our own server frfrfrr

[visual trellis]

livakovic better than sommer?

(currently)

[humble trench]

What about another winger?

[strong saddle]

Probably yeah

[trail bloom]

osimhen just doesn’t strike me well for bayern

[trail bloom]

yes

[strong saddle]

Where does liva currently play?

[hoary token]

I am at the bayern server 100 memebers but servee invites are perma ban here

[humble trench]

Zagreb

[trail bloom]

GET IN THAT MOROCCAN GUY

[visual trellis]

Dinamo Zagreb

[surreal snow]

there arent enough affordable ones

[trail bloom]

bono

[visual trellis]

BONOO

[surreal snow]

inv me

[strong saddle]

YEAH GRAB BONO

[visual trellis]

he need to leave sevilla

[humble trench]

How much is affordable?

[surreal snow]

in dms

[warped nexus]

send in dms

[surreal snow]

idk max 40-50mil

[humble trench]

Invite me as well

[trail bloom]

dms

[strong saddle]

Yeh hit me up

You guys can spread it

[humble trench]

Lmao we all asking for invites

[inland moth]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1648797930810114051?s=20

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia)

Thomas Tuchel has won only two of his first 6 games in all competitions with Bayern, the last FCB head coach to win only two of his first six games in charge was Sören Lerby in 1991 [Opta]

Likes

397

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 9:17 PM

[strong saddle]

https://twitter.com/iMiaSamMia/status/1648798493283082242?cxt=HHwWhICzpc7f2uEtAAAA

Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia)

❗️João Cancelo was heard shouting "F**k off you bald nonce" towards Pep Guardiola after the full time whistle.

Likes

104

Twitter · Apr 19, 2023, 9:19 PM

LOL

[hoary token]

Who else wants to join FC holywood own server?

[humble trench]

Lmfaooo

W Cancelo

[deep wharf]

was just about to post this 🤣

[inland moth]

inv

[trail bloom]

probably more than that if we are selling

[warped nexus]

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1648776901681467395

[humble trench]

Me

[clever hound]

Cancelo ain’t coming back is he 💀

[humble trench]

Damn I fell for MiaSamMia

[visual trellis]

LOL

[deep wharf]

spoiler alert: its a fake account

[visual trellis]

do you guys like guardiola

[deep wharf]

50/50 tbh

[trail bloom]

bargain with city for cheaper price or just let him go

[trail bloom]

no

[clever hound]

sad

[visual trellis]

same 💀

[trail bloom]

i hope real slaughter him

[deep wharf]

i hope real just

dont win

the ucl

[warped nexus]

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1648791167176171522

[hoary token]

Guys does the invite work?

[strong saddle]

Someone hit my DMS with the invite, I gotta go home

[surreal snow]

Cancelo sneaking in Citys plane:

[strong saddle]

I'll get it when I get there

[humble trench]

@hoary token can you inv me as well

[clever hound]

No joke the bayern loss pictures have put a gigantic stone in my throat and i dont even care about the results

[humble trench]

Next season by gods will

[hoary token]

Dm me i will send you inv

[warped nexus]

@hoary token cant chat

says i dont have perms to chat

[hoary token]

In which channel?

[surreal snow]

invite works

server closed though

[warped nexus]

all

[clever hound]

I hope they gon cry from joy next season

[hoary token]

Did you do the roles?

[warped nexus]

no

[hoary token]

Try to do them

[visual trellis]

guys

[warped nexus]

ok now it works

[visual trellis]

next season our season

[deep wharf]

inshallah

[old zinc]

um 😭

[trail bloom]

would mitoma fit bayern , im thinking of possibilities

[old zinc]

ik yall will blame upa, and that's understandable

[strong saddle]

I'm so sorry

[inland moth]

we need to win Bundesliga

[old zinc]

but that boy sane was missing chance after chance 😭

[old zinc]

i'm so sorry for you lot, how frustrating was that game

[visual trellis]

if we focus, we shall win it

[humble trench]

He was better off passing

Gave away possession with those shots

[deep wharf]

no, i have clocked smth

[trail bloom]

but also atleast he was keeping up with the tempo , sane was still involved and was trying to attack

[inland moth]

Barcelona will pay for this

[old zinc]

is he even supposed to be a forward tho

[hoary token]

Does the inv work?

[trail bloom]

upa was just passing off

[deep wharf]

next year ucl's final is at wembley

[inland moth]

yes

[deep wharf]

2012 we went trophyless

[hoary token]

Great thx

[inland moth]

[trail bloom]

finish 2nd bundesliga , get barca

[deep wharf]

2013 we won the treble at wembley

need tucheliban to do smth for me

[trail bloom]

can see that happening

[long fox]

Time to bottle the BuLi too

[deep wharf]

tel scoring the winner in extra time against real madrid to win us the 2024 UCL

i will be there

[visual trellis]

ref was funny

[old zinc]

barca getting grouped with bayern again and the suing uefa for rigging the draws because how can you draw the same team that many times 😭

[clever hound]

ref was awful

[trail bloom]

get mitoma , he’ll be great

[old zinc]

i see it happening

[hoary token]

Anybody else who wants to join FC holywood server dm me (if someone didnt join)

[visual trellis]

ong

[deep wharf]

lets go

[old zinc]

i see it happening